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Honeymoon Blues

2008-06-02T22:18:06Z

72.92.169.175: /* Notes */

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==Transcript==
'''Text:''' KateModern contains products which have been included within the show on behalf of [[KateModern product placement#Skittles|Skittles]].

(''Charlie is holding a bag of Skittles''.)

'''Lee:''' Pour them in.

'''Charlie:''' Okay.

'''Lee:''' Pour them in. (''Charlie pours a few Skittles into Lee's hand''.) Oh, Skittles!

(''Cut to Charlie crouched on the ground in front of Lee''.)

'''Lee:''' Right, Charlie, you ready?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah.

(''Lee tosses a Skittle at Charlie's mouth''.)

'''Lee:''' Hey... Good. Did you get it?

'''Charlie:''' No. I almost had it.

'''Lee:''' No? Well, almost, almost.

'''Charlie:''' Ready?

'''Lee:''' Okay, my turn. (''Charlie tosses a Skittle at Lee's mouth''.) Oh... Missed.

'''Charlie:''' Interference. (''Tosses a skittle up in the air and attempts to catch it with her mouth, hitting her tooth''.)

'''Lee:''' Oh! She toothed it! Man, she gave it a tooth there. You toothed it! (''Cut to Lee's hand filled with Skittles''.) Okay, Charlie, this game is called "Taste the Rainbow". Are you ready to taste the rainbow?

'''Charlie:''' Okay, I think I'm ready.

'''Lee:''' You ready? One, two, three; taste the rainbow!

(''Lee tosses the handful above Charlie's head and she attempts to catch them with her mouth. Lee laughs as Charlie immediately looks concernedly across the street''.)

'''Charlie:''' Jules? Gimme that, Lee. (''Takes the camera from Lee''.)

'''Lee:''' What is it?

'''Charlie:''' Jules!

(''Charlie runs toward Julia, who is standing across the street, hiding her face''.)

'''Charlie:''' Julia!

'''Lee:''' Julia!

'''Charlie:''' Jules! Jules, you okay?

'''Julia:''' Yeah.

'''Lee:''' Oh, that is nasty! (''Zooms in on Julia's face, showing a black eye''.)

'''Julia:''' Yeah, alright.

'''Charlie:''' What happened? Are you all right?

'''Lee:''' You been chasing parked cars again?

'''Julia:''' No. A coconut hit me on my honeymoon. It's a mishap.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, let me have a look. What happened?

'''Julia:''' It's all right. Please don't embarrass me.

(''A bodyguard approaches Julia and whispers into her ear''.)

'''Julia:''' Yeah, look, I'm gonna call you sometime, okay? Cheers. Sorry.

(''Lee looks at the camera as Julia is escorted to an awaiting car by the bodyguard''.)

'''Charlie:''' Jules, call me!

(''Julia hides her face as the car pulls away. Charlie turns to Lee''.)

'''Lee:''' A coconut problem?

(''Charlie zooms in on the bodyguard''.)

'''Lee:''' Let's go.

==Notes==
*This shows signs that Rupert may be abusive to Julia.

Honeymoon Blues

2008-06-02T22:17:46Z

72.92.169.175: /* Notes */

Four-letter words

2008-05-28T16:10:02Z

72.92.169.175: /* Lesser bad words */

{{humor}}
'''Four-letter words''' are bad, bad words often used to express anger and frustration. These words should never be said in church. Regardless, some of the characters in the [[Breeniverse]] sometimes use bad language (especially in the [[12 in 12|Season 1 Finale]]; those naughty, naughty kids).

Before it was known that [[lonelygirl15]] was fictional, some fans were surprised by the use of four-letter words, and suggested that this was a clue that viral marketers were not behind the project.

The first appearance of different four-letter words is noted below:

* '''Fuck''' — In the video [[I Probably Shouldn't Post This...]], in the heat of an argument, [[Bree]] yells, "There's a million ''fucking'' different religions in the world!"
* '''Piss''' — In [[Learning To Drive]], [[Daniel]] says he "succeeded in ''pissing'' Bree off again" after he confronts her about her upcoming ceremony. ''[[Pissed]]'' is also used as a tag on the Daniel video [[How Could You?]] when Bree cancels a date to attend the Fall Equinox celebration.
* '''Shit''' — In the video [[The Ceremony]], Daniel says, "Oh ''shit''" several times. Also, Daniel's YouTube profile has always said "Favorite Music: ''Shit'' that rocks."
* '''Wank''' — In the video [[Don't Trust The Authorities]], [[Gemma]] said that [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]] is "kind of a ''wanker''." "Wanker" is a fairly freely-used slang term in the UK. To "wank" means to masturbate. Therefore, a wanker is literally someone who masturbates. However, the term is typically used in such a way that it can be easily substituted by the word "idiot". Many fans were upset by this affront to P. Monkey (as was [[Wanker?!?|P. Monkey himself]]).
* '''Damn''' — Daniel exclaims "''Damn'' it!" in the video [[Warwalking]] when he's unable to find an Internet connection for his laptop.
* '''Goddamn''' — In the video [[The Unthinkable Happened]], [[Jonas]] whispers the phrase "''Goddamn it''" in response to seeing Bree's father. (This word was found extremely offensive by some.)
* '''Ass''' — In the video [[Kicked Out]], [[Jonas]] tells Daniel that he is "gonna kick your ''ass''" in a game of foosball. [[Sarah]] also refers to Jonas and Daniel as "''assholes''" in [[lonelygirl15 Season Finale 1 of 12 – 8 am]].
* '''Dick''' — In the video [[Jonas Sucks]], Daniel says Jonas is a "''dick''".
* '''Bitch''' — In the video [[Interrogation 101]], Jonas calls Daniel a "''bitch''". Much later, Jonas titled a video [[Stupid B!tch!]], referring to Sarah's selfishness and forgetfulness in losing the "trait negative" serum.
* '''Bastard''' — Although the word is not said in the video, ''bastards'' is used in the title of [[Lying Bastards]].
*'''Bullshit''' — In [[To Hell With Bree's Dad (yeah!)]], Daniel says that Bree's friendship is worth a lot more to him than her dad's "''bullshit''."
*'''Slut''' — While making fun of Daniel and [[Rebecca]] gabbing like "old girlfriends" in [[Oh, The Places You'll Go]], Jonas uses the word "''slut''". The word was previously used in the title of the [[Taylor]] video, [[My Sister = Slut]], but was not spoken.

==Lesser bad words==
These words are considered to be foul by some, while many others do not consider them swear words:
* '''Suck''' — One of Bree's earliest videos is titled [[My Parents Suck...|My Parents ''Suck''...]], and the word was first spoken by Daniel in [[What Bree's Dad Said...]] to describe the Bree's [[summer camp]]. Some people find the term very offensive.
* '''Hell''' — [[Daniel]] uses the word ''hell'' in the video [[To Hell With Bree's Dad (yeah!)]]. The first time a character actually says the word aloud occurs in the video [[Learning To Drive]]. Not all people consider ''hell'' to be a bad word, but Daniel has used it quite a bit.
* '''Crap''' — In the video [[The Ceremony]], Daniel says, "Oh ''crap''!" when he first spots Bree. A handful of people find this word as offensive as ''shit'', which Daniel also says many times.
* '''Caca''' — In the video [[Hug It Out]], Jonas uses the word "caca", which means "poop" in Spanish and Italian.

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