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Sexy Librarian ;)

2007-08-24T00:53:42Z

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| caption = Why can't they let me wear black??
| blogger = Sarah
| date = August 22, 2007
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| description = You'd buy a book from me, wouldn't you? Uh, yeah you better because I need the money! -Sarah
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twelfth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Sarah is holding the camera and walking outside her house.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ok, people... this... is Jack's truck. (''camera pans to a large pick-up truck in the driveway'') Sexy, isn't it? (''cut to Sarah's shadow on steps, as she walks into the house'') So... now you have seen Jack's truck. Why don't we go and see some more of Jack? (''she opens the door, camera pans to a pair of hiking boots, lying on the floor'') Oh... well... those are Jack's boots! Granted, they're the same size as ''my'' boots, but, uh... no problem. (''Sarah goes to the hallway, camera pans to a gray shirt, crumpled on the floor'') And, that's... his shirt. (''pan to pair of black pants, a few feet away, also crumpled'') And those are his pants. This is getting a little too cliché for my taste. Oh, god... (''camera pans to strewn belt'') And that.. would be.. his belt. His belt... (''camera pans to the closed bedroom door, then up to Sarah's face'') [[Taylor and Sarah's Parents|Mom]], just... inappropriate!

(''Sarah sighs and starts to walk away. Cuts to her, sitting on a couch.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, as you can see, Jack's my mom's new boyfriend! And while he's probably older than [[D-C-cubed|DCC guy]], I'm ''pretty'' sure that he's still born circa 1980. Yeah. Anyway, um... [[Taylor]]! Taylor... Oh, little Taylor. She's practically moved out. She, um, spends all her time over at [[Samantha|Sam's]] now -- Sam's her best friend -- and, uh, she only comes home to sleep. She came home the other day, and we got into this really big fight. She was just... so upset about whatever, and... she said, "You and Mom deserve each other." ...Me and Mom deserve each other. (''sighs and shakes head, then thinks about it'') Maybe she's right, y'know? Anyway, I just know that, after today, what I saw, I don't what to turn out like my mom. Would you? I know I've made some mistakes and everything, but I just-- (''Sarah's cell phone vibrates, she looks over and picks it up'') Oh... there's one now. Joe. (''she checks her phone'') Bet he thought he'd get lucky tonight. (''looks back to camera'') Then again... so did I. (''she winks, and laughs'')

(''Cut to montage of messy apartment: an empty pizza box on the couch, beer cans everywhere.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, I'm here at my dad's apartment, and... it looks like nothing's really changed. No surprise, I guess.

(''Cut to Sarah in work clothes, at a bookstore.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, [[Daniel]]. Um... I don't regret anything, and... y'know, I'm not sorry for anything, if... we're done, we're done. Your loss, whatever. But... the fact that you [[The Email|opened up Bree's email]], well... that just proves that you're living in the past, and... I don't know. I'm gonna move forward. Y'know? Im-- I ''am'' moving forward, I... I got a job (''indicates her surroundings'') at a bookstore, and-- (''something falls off-camera, Sarah looks over to it, then leans into the camera'') I break things, apparently. Well, that's nothing new. But, uh... y'know, it's not the most glamorous thing in the world, but it's a start. And, uh, I get to read on my break...

'''Male Voice:''' (''over the store intercom'') Sarah! Report to the front counter immediately! Sarah, report to the front counter! Thank you.

'''Sarah:''' What ''do'' they want now?

(''She gives a dubious look to the camera, shuts it off'')

==Notes==
*This is the first mention of Taylor's friend Sam since [[Practice Sucked :(]] (though she was mentioned in [[Slide Tackle]] as well).
*The final scene appears to be in a Borders Bookstore. This is also the first scene where we've seen Sarah in which she does not have at least one article of visible black clothing.
*It seems odd that Sarah is blogging, after she told Taylor that filming their lives was over.
*The sequence of an object falling off-camera and Sarah saying, "I break things, apparently," was likely an adlib on the part of [[Alexandra Dreyfus]].
*This is the first blog where Sarah questions her promiscious behavior rather than defending it.

Hey Dad

2007-08-21T04:57:46Z

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| number = 0266
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| caption = Thanks for keepin' in touch.
| blogger = Jonas
| date = August 20, 2007
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| description = What am I supposed to do now?
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the tenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas enters the frame and washes his car angrily.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, yeah. Those people in [[Remember Them?|the video on Friday]]... Hehehe. Those are my parents. And I bet-I bet-I know what y'all are thinking: that I'm going to go out and get 'em. Well, let me save you the suspense; not gonna happen.

(''Clip of Jonas continuing to wash his car angrily.'')

'''Jonas:''' They've been out there and they've been alive for six years. Living some, hehe, fairy tale life. Well, I thought that they were- Well, I thought that they were dead. You know how that makes me feel? Screw you.

(''Jonas walks away from the camera and continues washing his car. The video cuts to Jonas sitting in a different area.'')

'''Jonas:''' And [[LaRezisto|the resistance]]. I mean, who the- who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?! Hmph, I trust you. No, I do. I- I trust you. 'Cause I think it's obvious everybody knows that all you need is a camera and some snappy editing and you can get anybody to believe you. Well, I don't. I don't buy it. Besides, I failed, remember?

(''Cuts to Jonas walking with the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' There's no way I'm going back to them. No way. I'm just- Look, if they wanted to find me, then they could have found me. Who does that? Who just- Who disappears? Without a trace. I'm their son. (''a dog barks in the distance'') I'm their family.

(''Places camera down. He picks up three apples in the distance.'')

'''Jonas:''' Remember these, dad? We use to pick these in the afternoon. Do you remember? That was fun, huh?

(''Jonas throws apples to the right of the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Thanks for keeping in touch.

==Notes==
*This confirms that the people in the [[LaRezisto]] video, [[Remember Them?]], were, in fact, [[Jonas's parents]].
*Jonas is back at his house, which is confirmed when Jonas picks the apples he and his father used to pick together.

Birdwatching

2007-08-16T18:20:19Z

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| description = Things just aren't the same in the office with Tariq not around. I'm really starting to miss his bald head and he's only been away a day. Come back mate. All is forgiven. I still love you.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the twenty-fifth webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Various shots of women walking down the road'')

'''Gavin:''' Ah yeah, all shapes, all sizes. (''Cut to shot of Gavin talking to camera'') Well, I never thought I'd get bored of this. My heart's just-it's not in it today, oop, hold on (''turns the camera towards two women walking by'') wow. (''Back to Gavin'') I thought I'd come out for a spot of lunch...just didn-didn't really feel like going back. I dont like being the office on my own. I wish [[Tariq]] was here...I didn't like seeing that [[Walk of Shame|video of him at Upton Park]], I just, I-I thought he was being a bit hard on himself for something that probably wasn't even his fault anyway. And as for that [[Steve]] bloke (''shakes his head and sighs''). We haven't got time for any more of [[Kate]] and her 'modern madness' (''Video turns black and white and Gavin puts on a faux-poh voice'') Look at my art videos, [[I like Pigeons!|pigeons aren't they great]]! (''Shot of a pigeon'') Ooh, he's done a little poo! (''Colour returns and Gavin uses his normal voice'') I need Tariq here now, the people I ended up borrowing our start up capital from...well they're not exactly Barclays and they're definitely not gonna take too kindly to the repayment setbacks. Oi oi.

(''Turns camera toward [[Charlie]]'').

'''Charlie:''' Are you stalking me??

'''Gavin:''' I didn't know you worked round here. Whats the matter?

'''Charlie:''' It's Kate.

'''Gavin:''' (''Disdainful noise'') You as well eh?

'''Charlie:''' Well I'm-I'm worried about her.

'''Gavin:''' Why, whats she done now?

'''Charlie:''' Well it's Steve.

'''Gavin:''' Ugh. (''Pans the camera down to Charlie's legs'')

'''Charlie:''' I mean, apparently he's found out that she was down in the Carnaby Street area when she went missing and now he wants to take her back down there.

'''Gavin:''' Sounds like bullocks to me.

'''Charlie:''' I mean-I just, I'm worried about her, I don't want her to go! (''Camera pans down again'')

'''Gavin:''' If you want, I can look into it for ya.

'''Charlie:''' You can?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, I'm a-I'm a bit handy with the old internet and stuff, no promises but I'll see what I can find.

'''Charlie:''' That could be really cool....you're the best. (''Gavin laughs modestly then kisses Charlie on the cheek'') What are you doing here anyway?

'''Gavin:''' Ah well, I'm just brushing up on my ornithology.

'''Charlie:''' Ornithology?

'''Gavin:''' Yep...yea its er, it's my-it's my favourite hobby. You'll love it. Just-you just walk that way, I'll, ah, get a bit of practice. (''Zooms in on Charlie's behind'') Pow!

==Notes==

*Ornithology by definition is "bird watching."
*Gavin may have a secret crush on Charlie, judging by his glances to her legs.

I'm Done

2007-08-16T18:03:12Z

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| caption = I'll be missing you in all those familiar places.
| blogger = Jonas
| date = August 15th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|331}}
| forumid = 13320
| length = 3:14
| description = I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Motels#Jonas's motel|Jonas's motel]], [[Hiking trails#The Swimming Hole|The swimming hole]], [[Bree's bedroom|Bree's house]]
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the seventh video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Music plays and footage of Jonas is seen. He is in a motel room watching an [[Skateboarding|old video]] of himself and [[Bree]].'')

'''Jonas:''' Why didn't you trust us? Why didn't--we had a plan! We had a plan and we could have saved you. We could have saved you. You know what, I--you know what, I am done! I am done! (''gets on his knees and looks into the camera'') I am not doing this--I am not doing this anymore. I'm not wasting another second of my life on any of these girls. They might be out there. They might not be. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I love you, Bree, and I'm sorry. I'm so sorry but I got to let you go. I have to let you go. I gotta say goodbye. I'm so sorry.

==Notes==
*It is unclear how Jonas was able to find [[Hiking trails#The Swimming Hole|the swimming hole]] or [[Bree's bedroom|Bree's house]], as he never joined Bree when she went to either of these places.
*Jonas appears to be [[inebriated]] in this video.
*It is unclear who the man in the white shorts is, although fans have speculated that he is the new owner of the [[Bree|Avery]] house.
*A [[helicopter]] is seen in this video.
*The video Jonas was watching was [[Skateboarding]].
*From this video it is evident that Jonas is having the most difficult time managing the emotional wake after Bree's death. Though, due to his dramatic reactions to nearly all advancements in the plot, this is in no way surprising.
* This is the first time that Jonas has been seen talking since Bree's death, besides when he showed us Bree's voicemail.
* Some fans have speculated that all characters saying that they are finished with vlogging will actually lead up to a climax where all characters decide to return and help KateModern.

Nothing More, Nothing Less

2007-08-15T03:54:38Z

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| number = 0262
| image = 0262-CarlAndSonia.JPG
| caption = happy brother and sister?
| blogger = hymnofone
| date = August 14th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|330}}
| forumid = 13280
| length = 1:20
| description = Follow us to the Hymn of One.
| faction = The Order
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| location = [[The HoO Seminar location]]
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the sixth video of season two.

==Transcript==
'''Carl:''' My name is Carl, and I am a proud and happy brother of the [[Hymn of One]].

'''Sonia:''' My name is Sonia, and I am a proud and happy sister of the Hymn of One.

'''Carl:''' We have received messages questioning the ultimate purpose of our good faith, and the methods and practices used to achieve eternal happiness.

'''Sonia:''' Turn away those negative thoughts and voices. Follow us. We can show you the way to your eternal song.

'''Carl:''' The Hymn of One is a gathering of brothers and sisters walking the universal path to their eternal song. Nothing more, nothing less.

'''Sonia:''' Nothing more, nothing less.

'''Carl:''' Turn away, and follow.

'''Carl and Sonia:''' Follow us to your song. Follow us to the Hymn Of One.

(''Shot of hymnofone.org.'')

==Notes==
* If you take the fourth word from each sentence (not including the first 2), you have the words:
Messages, negative, one, less, follow, your.
if you re-arrange the words, you have: Follow your messages, one less negative.

* There has been some confusion that the Shadow that Daniel stabbed was Carl. This video proves Carl is alive and well.
*Perhaps the Hymn of One are receiving questions as a result of Bree's death.

Free Will (video)

2007-08-15T03:18:50Z

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| date = August 14th, 2007
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| description = Let me tell you a story...
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'''Free Will''' is the twenty-second webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''[[Steve]] is pacing around [[Kate|Kate's]] bedroom'')

'''Steve:''' It's a simple story really, classic themes. Happiness, sadness, love, violence. (''Cut to Steve sitting on Kate's bed'') Kate visited a doctor to follow up an abnormal blood test, twenty-four hours later she ended up in this bed, (''strokes the bed'') with absolutely no recollection of what happened to her in between. (''Cut to Steve holding Kate's scarf'') She's had a rough week. Her friends don't believe her and her boyfriend, [[Tariq]], he doesn't trust her. Well I do, I trust her and I wanna help. So! Boy meets girl, girl meets new boy, old boy punches new boy, new boy goes to the police, old boy goes to prison...(''laughs'') Nah, I wouldn't really do that mate, I wouldn't go to the police. (''Starts making Kate's bed'') Some people know how to show restraint. (''Steve sits back down on the bed and sighs'') The plot thickens. New boy belongs to a religion that the old boy doesn't understand. Regardless, the [[Hymn of One]] is not relevant to my interest in Kate. I just wanna help her get her memory back. I mean can't a person help a fellow human in need? (''Cut to a shot of a live search for "alien autopsy" on Kate's laptop'') Alien autopsy, aliens are not real. (''Cut to a live search for "bonsai kitten"'') Bonsai kittens, a hoax, Tariq, no-one is raising kittens in little jars. (''Cut to a shot of [[LG15.com]]'') Lonelygirl15, those kids in America, the [[Order]]. D'you really believe in a secret society? Killing girls and using their blood for eternal life? Heres what's true, for the past week I have been helping Kate (''Steve walks over to a table and picks up a mobile phone'') and I succeeded...because I used my brain not my fists. (''Three pictures are shown'') Found these pictures on Kate's phone, she doesn't remember taking them. (''Steve is sitting at a laptop'') I'm gonna post them onto Kate's Bebo site, so everyone can help us find out where they're from. I promised Kate I would help figure out where she went, who's responsible, I'll do it by noon on Saturday. And Tariq, why don't you help? You can be part of this story too.

==Notes==
*This is Steve's first video blog.
*This is the first time [[lonelygirl15]] and the [[Order]] have been mentioned by name in KateModern.
*This video explains that [[the Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]] is used to give the Elders eternal life.
*Steve actually put the pictures up on both [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4559170159 his] and Kate's [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4267180392 Bebo page].
*Steve strokes the bed, as if there's fond memories attached. Also, he is neatening up the bed which is strange to do unless you've made a mess of it. However, there's no real evidence to Kate and Steve hooking up.

== The Picture Solutions ==

*Clue #1: "Liberty" an embroidery shop on Regents Street
*Clue #2: Shakespeare´s Head pub on the corner of Fouberts Place and Carnaby Street, Soho.
*Clue #3: Haymills Carnaby Street, a mosaic above the entrance, it is stated by a fan that the store "Liberty" can be seen in the mosaic.

My Parents Suck Too

2007-08-14T08:51:09Z

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| caption = So . . . do you even ''care'' where I've been the past seven months?
| blogger = Daniel
| date = August 13th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|329}}
| forumid = 13238
| length = 3:07
| description = So I finally decided to post a video... not much going on. I saw that resistance video on Friday, but honestly I don't even know if I believe it.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the fifth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Daniel sits in his bedroom and sighs.'')

'''Daniel:''' I don't know... honestly I don't know how to deal with all of this -- [[the Order]], the [[Hymn of One]], the [[Shadow]]. I just... I don't know. I'm trying to, I guess I'm trying to talk to real people. You know like, no offense, but people who are actually right there. Like, right in front of your face. I just, I don't know. It's harder than I thought it would be.

(''Camera cuts to behind a plant, through which Daniel's dad's arm is visible holding a cup, Daniel is seen standing at the refrigerator.'')

'''Daniel:''' When are you gonna get this door fixed, dad? Hey, do we have anything besides mustard and butter around here? Mom? Okay, butter sandwiches... great. Want one? So um, I'm gonna join the football team. Made me talk to a career counselor for college. Um, for classes. And uh, yeah. It went great. They're gonna give me a full scholarship. I'm going to Switzerland for school. I'll clean up, don't worry.

(''Cuts to Daniel in his bathroom.'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay, so. Those were my parents. They're uh... great talkers. It's where I get my conversational skills from. But you know what, it's okay. I'm gonna make it work. I uh, I've already registered for classes. I'm actually getting ready for class right now. (''Washes his face.'') And hopefully, I will make some new friends, because I don't need any more trouble. So, Jonas, (''dries face'') Sarah, Taylor, if um, I don't know where you are, but if you're out there, and you see this, I just need to be left alone. I just feel the most normal when I'm left alone. And, I don't know. I think... I think the best way to do that is to stop vlogging. So, that's it for me. Um, I don't know. Thanks for everything. Oh uh, I did get that Purple Monkey e-mail, I haven't opened it yet. Um, maybe tomorrow. I'll see ya.

==Notes==
*The title of the video is a reference to one of Bree's older videos, [[My Parents Suck...]].
*Recently many characters have stated that they will not blog again.
*It seems that the characters are avoiding blogging as a means of coping with Bree's death.
*In the beginning of the video it looks as if Daniel is afraid to look at the camera, as if he starts vlogging again, Bree's death will be real.

Jonas

2007-08-11T04:58:20Z

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| image = 0155-JonasAtTheParty-Cropped.jpg
| age = 19
| birthday = August 1987? (Leo)
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'''Jonas''' a.k.a. '''jonastko''' is a [[Revver]]/[[YouTube]] user who started leaving video comments on [[Bree]]'s videos and eventually became friends with Bree and [[Daniel]]. Most of his videos take place in what he says is his father's study.

Jonas's first videos were uploaded from [[Jonas's house|his house]]. He lived there alone because his [[Jonas's parents|parents]] were [[Happy Thanksgiving|lost at sea]] when he was thirteen years old. He seems to have inherited their house, a cabin in the mountains, and a large sum of money.

==Adventures with Bree and Daniel==
Jonas offered Bree and Daniel help in the form of [[Trust Issues|shelter and financial support]]. [[Bree]] and [[Daniel]] were wary of going to live with a stranger that they met over the internet, but Jonas insisted. He gave them a [[The Anti-Cribs|virtual tour]] of his house and suggested that they test him so he could prove that he was trustworthy. Daniel took his suggestions and [[The Test|asked fans to vote]] on what they thought they should do. Fans chose to trust Jonas, but [[Your Decision|Daniel refused to go]], leaving Bree alone with Jonas. He eventually came to live with them at [[Christmas Surprise|Christmas time]].

Jonas eventually gained Bree and Daniel's trust and friendship when he came through for Daniel when [[Bree's Gone|Bree ran away]], and when he helped them escape when [[45 Seconds|Bree's father died]]. Jonas also participated in [[Valentine's Day Massacre|Daniel's rescue]] and got to meet [[Tachyon]] and [[Brother]]. However, this trust was temporarily shattered when Bree suspected him of [[How Dumb Am I?|being in the Order]] and [[Interrogation 101|held him hostage]]. Jonas managed to [[Proving Bree Wrong|prove himself not guilty]] in the eyes of Bree and Daniel by showing them a document written by his father that seemed to prove [[Jonas's parents|his parents]] were against [[the Order]].

Jonas didn't forgive Bree for holding him hostage right away but stuck with her and Daniel. He brought Bree and Daniel to his [[On The Road Again|Aunt Alex's house]], who was away on business at the time. Jonas tried breaking into his Aunt's office to see if there was more info about his parents and their involvement with the Order, but ended up [[Flesh Wound|cutting his hand in the process]]. After a trip to a local veterinarian to get fixed, Jonas found a [[My Hand Hurts|folder]] containing names of people who were also against the Order who have disappeared. Jonas and Daniel were invited by [[Alex]] to a [[Uncle Dan|fashion party]]. Daniel and Alex appeared to be very interested in each other, much to Jonas's dismay. At this party, we also met Jonas's cousin [[Toby]] whom Jonas hasn't seen since his [[Jonas's parents|parents]] funeral. Bree posted a [[Lucy!?!?!|video]] saying there was a photo at the party which she thought was Alex and [[Lucy]] and warned the guys to leave Alex's home and meet up with her.

==The Truth About His Family==
Jonas so far has four family members who have been in the series. His parents were in a [[On The Road Again|movement against the Order]]. His [[Alex|aunt]], however, [[Alex Is...|belongs to the Order]]. He also has a cousin, [[Toby]], whose alignment has not been confirmed, but since he is a friend of his aunt, he might be a member as well.

==Jonas's life==
Although an amount of money is never given, Jonas owns a large house, a cabin, at least two vehicles, and appears to have been paying all of Bree's and Daniel's bills for several months. Jonas has also mentioned that he does not work and has no intention to. Prior to turning 18, he had a full-time nanny and attended a lot of psychotherapy. To support this lifestyle indefinitely, Jonas must have inherited at least several million dollars.

Jonas says that he has been too quick to trust people in the past. He has been taken advantage of for his money and mentions that once he stopped throwing giant parties, a lot of his friends stopped calling him.

Many fans have observed that Jonas is something of a lonelyboy. While Bree turned to books and stuffed animals, Jonas has turned to pop-culture and sports. Jonas makes constant references to movies and TV shows, often very obscure ones, and also enjoys extreme sports, boxing and foosball.

Many have also speculated that Jonas is gay. This arose both from his friendship with Daniel, and his lack of interest in Bree. Although, in "[[Uncle Dan]]," Jonas is apparently interested in a girl named [[Carla]] who comes on to him very strongly. This is evidenced by his giddy reaction to the camera after she gives him a little kiss. He also [[Uncle Dan (D-Bone Remix)|rejects the advances]] of another man at the party, [[Damien]]. Recently, he and Bree have been [[Relationships#Bree_and_Jonas|getting very close]]. It was confirmed that Jonas and Bree lost their virginities to each other.

==Fan Activity==
Fans remained largely suspicious of Jonas's motives in offering such generous support to Bree and Daniel. Fans noted that Jonas initially only extended support to Bree, rather than to both Bree and Daniel. Moreover, because he simultaneously became a member and posted his first video and showed interest in Bree when she was on the run from [[the Order]], fans were suspicious that he may be connected with the Order. He is indeed connected to the Order through his family, which is divided into supporters and detractors of the Order. How much Jonas actually knows about the Order and its counter movements is unknown, but it seems to be very little.

Since the inclusion of Jonas as a regular, his popularity has slowly grown. In May 2007 a fan club was started in his honor. It is called the [[Jonas_Fan_Club | Secret Society of Jonas Fans]] because of the indication that Jonas is shy around accolades. Its members are required to type "Shhhh!!!" in their comments when in the IC section.

==Etymology of ''Jonas''==
There are two possible derivations of the name Jonas:

*Jonas is the Latin derivation of the Greek form (Ionas) of the Hebrew name Jonah (dove). It is widely presumed that Jonas's name is a reference to the [[Bible|Biblical]] Jonah, who was swallowed by a fish, because this would tie in to the story of his lost parents. For further discussion, also see the LGPedia article, [[Water theme]]. Jonas is most widely used as a male name in German and Scandinavian cultures.

*Many fans who distrust Jonas have suggested that [[the Creators]] chose Jonas as a name because it sounds like Judas, the apostle who betrayed Jesus.

*Alternatively, Jonas is the Lithuanian variant of the English name ''John''. John is derived from the Hebrew Johanas, which means "God is great," and which is the name of Biblical characters John the Baptist, John the Apostle, and John the Evangelist.

*On YouTube and Revver, Jonas uses the name jonastko. The name is a reference to Jonas's boxing hobby. The letters T.K.O. are used in boxing as an abbreviation for "Technical Knock-Out."

*According to the video [[On The Road Again]], Jonas's last name could very well begin with a "W," due to the fact that his father used his initials to write, ''The Order in the Modern Empire''.

*As a result, Jonas is the first character in the series whose last name is at least partially known, thanks to the document with his dad's initials.

==Theories==
Follow this [[Theories About Characters#Jonas|link]] for theories about Jonas.

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Crime Report

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It has been noted that the characters in the Breeniverse, particularly [[Daniel]], have a somewhat callous disregard for the law. Committing crimes is not necessarily wise, but posting them on the internet smacks of sheer stupidity. Not only do we have canon crime within the Breeniverse but we also have fan crime.

For the purposes of this table, it is assumed that the entire series takes place in California, although this is never explicitly stated.

[[Image:Fakeid4.jpg|thumb|right|Daniel's fake id.]]

* '''Burglary''' — In the video [[Following The Helper]], Daniel breaks into Lucy's apartment. Burglary is usually considered a felony, even though Daniel stole nothing from Lucy's apartment. In the video [[Ransacked!]] whoever ransacks Bree's room, presumably [[OpAphid]], also commits burglary. Daniel commits burglary once again when he enters Bree's house in the video [[Back At Bree's]]. In [[On The Road Again]], Jonas breaks into his Aunt Alex's house. In [[Let's Play Doctor]], Daniel steals confidential files from a hospital.

* '''Computer Hacking'''— In [[Let's Play Doctor]] [[Taylor]] hacks into a government database to obtain [[Julia|Julia's]] medical record.

* '''Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor'''

* '''Curfew violations''' — Bree was sentenced to [[House Arrest|house arrest]] after her [[Bree's parents|parents]] discovered she had snuck out to go to a [[I'm Going to the Party!|party]].

* '''Driving without a license''' — In [[Learning To Drive]] Daniel takes Bree out driving in his car, even though she has never driven before and presumably has no license or learners permit. Driving without a license is a misdemeanor in California, and may be punished with probation, time in jail and $1,000 in fines. The car may be impounded.

* '''Evading arrest''' — In [[Let's Play Doctor]] Daniel runs away from a security guard who is chasing after him.

* '''Grand larceny''' — In the video [[Breaking And Entering]], Daniel not only commits burglary by breaking into the warehouse, but he also removes a box of [[Bree's injections|EPOGEN]]. Since EPOGEN is a fairly expensive drug, an entire box could be worth a large amount of money.

* '''Grand theft auto''' — In [[Bree's Gone]], Jonas reveals that Bree has stolen his car.

* '''Hoboing''' — When Daniel hitches a ride on a freight train before the video [[Back Home]] he has committed the trademark offense of the hobo. Hoboing is a form of trespassing.

* '''Homicide''' — In [[The Unthinkable Happened]] members of the Order apparently shoot Bree's dad. That same day, Dr. [[Isaac Gilman]] was killed in a mysterious car crash; most likely another hit by the Order. In [[Gemma (Part V)]], Brother appears to assassinate Gemma. Interestingly, it may be Brother who commits the worse crime. Since his dislike of Gemma is motivated by her religious affiliation; the murder may also be a hate crime.

* '''Identity document forgery''' — In [[Hungover]], Daniel reveals that he was in possession of a forged identity document which he used to illegally consume alcohol.

* '''Impersonating a Doctor'''— In [[Let's Play Doctor]], Daniel dresses up as a doctor. This is illegal when you're willfully trying to mislead people into thinking that you are a doctor. Daniel does the same in [[The Mad Scientist]].

* '''Kidnapping''' — In [[Psychological Torture]] (a "private" video) The Order kidnaps and presumably drugs Bree, Jonas, and Daniel. Later, in [[It's Not Kidnapping]], BDJ kidnaps [[Jules]] in Texas.

* '''Stalking''' — In [[Who Is This?]], [[Where Are They Going?]] and [[The Ceremony]], Daniel pursues and videotapes Bree and Lucy even after Bree asks him to stop. However, since Daniel never threatened harm, it's likely that Bree could only request a restraining order.

* '''Statutory Rape''' — In both [[The Morning After]] and [[Bree And I Hooked Up]], Jonas and Daniel respectively imply that they had sexual intercourse with Bree. Because Bree is underage, if either of these claims were true, then it would legally be a crime. Espescially in the case of the former, in which Bree was hypnotized and therefore not under full control of her body, it would be an even worse crime because it was nonconsensual and/or forced. However, it is clear in Bree's video afterwards "Bree and i Hooked Up" that Daniel and Bree merely kissed, because Bree is angry that Daniel implied that he "did the walk of shame," and said that Daniel slept on the floor.

* '''Trespassing''' — In [[Lying Bastards]], Daniel sneaks onto Alex's property and videotapes her talking on the phone.

* '''Underage drinking''' — (see: [[inebriated]]) In [[Truth Or Dare]], Daniel consumes alcohol even though he is under the age of 21. Both Daniel and Jonas drink at the party in [[Uncle Dan]]. In [[Vegas, Baby!]], the pair appear intoxicated together for the first time. Finally, [[Spring Break Sucks]] features the pair intoxicated together again but it could be argued that since they are in Mexico, they aren't really breaking the law.

* '''Illegal bearing of firearms''': In the perfect beach Jonas brandishes a gun while in Mexico. Even though he may legally own and bear a gun in the US, in Mexico the buying/selling and bearing of firearms is illegal. It is only allowed to have at home with a special permit (which is extremely hard to get).

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Sluttiness Prevails

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two hundred fifty eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the second video of season two.

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' Hey everyone. I guess it's been a while. I didn't think I was going to come on here, but I wanted to update you all on Sarah. She's back to her old ways. But she's even sluttier. If that's possible. And those are just the ones from school. It's like she's trying to punish herself for what happened with [[Bree]]. I guess, I just want my sister back. Except, less slutty.

(''Musical montage of Sarah coming into Taylor's room in various outfits and "stealing" accessories from her sister. Taylor mouths "What does she want?" to the camera. Sarah walks in again, in another outfit, and takes a headband from Taylor's bed. She puts it on.'')

'''Sarah:''' Stop filming me, okay? That's over.

'''Taylor:''' So who are you going out with tonight?

'''Sarah:''' I don't know, Scott? Andy? David? Morgan?

'''Taylor:''' You don't know the name of the guy you're going out with?

'''Sarah:''' There's so many Taylor, it's kind of hard to keep track.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, whatever happened to that guy named Daniel?

'''Sarah:''' I don't uh, know what you're talking about.

(''Sarah heads towards the door.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, wait.

'''Sarah:''' Stop filming me!

(''Cuts back to Taylor sitting at her desk.'')

'''Taylor:''' My sister pretends that Daniel doesn't even exist. I guess I don't really blame her. It's a lot easier not to think about what happened. Anyways, there's a new guy who seems like he might have potential -- [[Scott]]. But I don't think Sarah even likes him in that way. (''Paces.'') Sarah told me Scott's the only guy who hasn't tried to hook up with her. (''Sits down.'') I told her, "That's because nice guys don't sleep with girls on the first date." At least, that's what I've heard. How many dates should you go on with someone before you sleep with them in order to ''not'' be a slut? I'm just wondering. Well, Scott, if you're out there, please call her, give her another chance. She doesn't know what she's doing. (''Whispers'') She never does. In other news, we still haven't heard from [[Jonas]] or [[Daniel]]. I've tried calling them, but I guess they want to forget about us, like Sarah does. Anyway, school is starting soon, and when it does, it will be like none of this ever happened. Maybe that's how we all have to deal with life. I don't know when I'm going to blog again. Bye.

==Notes==
*The title of the video is a play of Bree's first video, [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]]
*When Taylor says "Whatever happened to that guy named Daniel?", she may be referencing [[Bree]]'s quote ("Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?") from [[Swimming!]] about the mysterious [[Cassie]].
*At the beginning of the video we can clearly see that the wall behind Taylor's bed is not a wall, but in fact a red room partition.
*Taylor is noticably tanner than the last time she was on camera.
*This is the first video of the second season to feature two main characters at the same time.
*Interestingly enough, when [[Nikki Bower]] was [[Investigating Pins and Pints|searching Pins and Pints for Daniel's lost ID]], she learned that a man named Scott had left his ID behind at the bowling alley. It is unclear whether this is the same Scott, though.
*The cut to Taylor's lip had obviously healed, which is strange for a cut like that to have healed over the weekend.