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<div>{{Blog<br />
| name = {{PAGENAME}}<br />
| number = 445<br />
| image = 0445-ISatisfyHer-Carl.jpg<br />
| caption = I satisfy her!<br />
| blogger = Daniel<br />
| date = 20080325<br />
| url = {{lg15|552}}<br />
| forumid = 16800<br />
| length = 1:51<br />
| description = I hate this guy.<br />
| location = [[The rented house]]<br />
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|danielbeast|jonastko|hymn of one|sarah}}<br />
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| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried <br />
| serprod = Amanda Goodfried <br />
| pa = Jenni Powell<br />
| directors = Marcello Daciano <br />
| story = Tom Pettit, Blair Singer, and Jim Campolongo<br />
| vidplay = Ben Kruger<br />
| camera = Kevin Schlanser <br />
| editor = Matt Vanselow<br />
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs <br />
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| cast =<br />
{{VidChar|Daniel}}<br />
{{VidChar|Jonas}}<br />
{{VidChar|Sarah}}<br />
{{VidChar|Carl}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
(''Daniel walks to a window looking outside and peers out of the blinds. A silver car slows in front of the house''.)<br />
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'''Daniel:''' Is that her?<br />
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'''Jonas:''' I don't know.<br />
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'''Daniel:''' Is that her, man? (''Looks out of another window''.)<br />
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'''Jonas:''' I don't know. That doesn't look like Carl's car.<br />
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(''The silver car is sitting in the driveway. Cut to Daniel opening the front door. They both go outside as Sarah and Carl get out of the car''.)<br />
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'''Sarah:''' Got something to say, "J"?<br />
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'''Jonas:''' Yeah, you two are real cute. Except that you make me want to throw up.<br />
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'''Sarah:''' Bite me.<br />
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'''Jonas:''' No thanks.<br />
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(''Sarah turns around and Carl walks over to her. He hugs her and kisses her on the top of her head''.)<br />
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'''Sarah:''' I'll see you tomorrow, okay?<br />
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(''Carl agrees and lets Sarah go. Sarah walks past Jonas, eying the camera, and goes inside the house''.)<br />
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'''Carl:''' Look, I explained it all to Sarah, but I-I need to tell you, man to man: I had no idea that they would [[Bree's Mom|take]] [[Gina]]. Look, I was just trying to help.<br />
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'''Jonas:''' Yeah, all I know is that you shouldn't be here right now, Carl. (''Shoves Carl away''.)<br />
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'''Carl:''' Look, I'm trying to tell you that when I saw that video, that-that Gina was taken, I was just as upset as-as-<br />
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'''Daniel:''' As who?<br />
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'''Carl:''' -you-<br />
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'''Daniel:''' As Jonas? As me? (''Pushes Carl''.)<br />
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'''Jonas:''' Hey! Hey, man, come on.<br />
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'''Daniel:''' Huh?<br />
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'''Jonas:''' No!<br />
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'''Daniel:''' No. The amount of [[Four-letter words|shit]] that comes out of your mouth...<br />
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'''Jonas:''' Daniel.<br />
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'''Daniel:''' I swear... No, can't you see? It was [[Stock Options|his help]] that lead us to [[Verdus Pharmaceuticals|Verdus]]. Carl's the one that told us about the board meeting. You served her right up to them!<br />
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'''Carl:''' No.<br />
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'''Daniel:''' Didn't you?<br />
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'''Carl:''' Th-that's a lie.<br />
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'''Daniel:''' (''Shoves Carl''.) Admit it!<br />
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'''Carl:''' That's a-<br />
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'''Jonas:''' Come on, man! He's not worth it.<br />
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'''Carl:''' Look, I have nothing to do with them anymore. Why can't you get that? (''Laughs''.) But, hey, you know, I've moved on with my life, Daniel. Maybe you should try it. Jonas, you have to listen.<br />
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'''Daniel:''' You haven't said one honest thing yet!<br />
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'''Carl:''' You want ''honest''?<br />
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'''Daniel:''' Yeah, I want honest.<br />
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'''Carl:''' ''Beast''?<br />
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'''Daniel:''' What?<br />
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'''Carl:''' Fine! You're jealous because Sarah likes me. (''Daniel laughs''.) Look, I satisfy her.<br />
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'''Daniel:''' (''Shoves Carl''.) You-<br />
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'''Carl:''' Look, I'm trying to help, and you're pushing her away.<br />
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'''Daniel:''' That's a different- (''Attacks Carl''.)<br />
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'''Jonas:''' Daniel! (''Pulls Daniel off Carl''.) Daniel, no, man. Daniel! Come on, man!<br />
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'''Daniel:''' No!<br />
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'''Jonas:''' Just relax.<br />
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'''Daniel:''' Get off of me!<br />
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'''Jonas:''' This is not worth it. Why don't you just get out of here, Carl, okay? Nobody wants you here.<br />
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'''Carl:''' (''Getting into the car''.) Well, you talk to him, Jonas. He's pushing her away. Just like you pushed [[Emma]]. You know how ''that'' [[I Love You All|ended]].<br />
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'''Jonas:''' What? (''Carl closes the car door and starts the ignition''.) Wait, what? (''Bangs on the window''.) What is ''that'' supposed to mean, Carl? What does Emma have to do with it? (''Carl backs the car out of the driveway''.) Hey! (''Hits the side mirror''.) What is that supposed to mean?<br />
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==Notes==<br />
*Carl is driving a silver {{wikipedia|Chrysler_300|Chrysler 300}}.<br />
*Sarah wears the same shirt in [[Sluttiness Prevails]].<br />
*This is the first time Emma was mentioned since [[I Lost It]].</div>72.75.156.138