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Defense force

2007-01-11T18:31:12Z

72.242.42.26:

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax
===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!

===Ambassador===
*Marbella
===special ops/intelligence===
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust'' Special Forces Patch: [http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/7142/bone.gif]
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger
[[Image:statelibrary.dcr.state.nc.us/ncawards/medalback150dpi.jpg]]

Awarded to: mikel88

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-09T20:14:35Z

72.242.42.26: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo. Serves no Rhyme before it's time'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 
*Harleygirl24 ''*MEEP*''

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

*Location: UNDERGROUND BUNKER!!!

<pre>

Don't put this on the front page, it'll set off the Bethy-beast :) I'll put it on the Songwriters Page though.
Disclaimer: Anyone finding it offensive should just replace "Bethy" with a shouted "MACKEREL!" ;)

(Sung to the tune of "Fight for Your Right to Party" by the Beasty Boys)

"MEEP IT!

You log onto the net and you go into the site,
there's still no new video, but that's allright.
You try to write a post about the LG15 force
but there's a bunch of nasty comments by a bitch-y dork.

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

Bethy says too many posts, she says "NO WAY!"
That hypocrite posts 1 million times a day!
Man dealing with psychos is such a drag
now I guess i'll just have to read the lonelygirl mag,(Busted)

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

You gotta fight

She says Get off of this page if that's the post your gonna write!
The sites only O.K. when I say so allright???!!
Well I had to bust in and say WHAT'S THAT NOISE!?!?
Aww, Bethy's just jealous its the FRONTPAGE BOYS!!!

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!
</pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Harleygirl24's Songs==

Harelygirl24 has been awarded the Lonelygirl15 Songwriter's Guild Golden Record:

[[Image:Golden record-1-.jpg‎]]

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post # 449 on the My Dad Said... page

<pre>I wrote a new song.
To the tune of Blink 182 I miss you

(I miss you miss you)
Hello there the man in the library
The books in the backround make me wonder
The unsespecting victim of deacons in the valley
You can live like Bree and Daniel if you want
Where they are always running
I’ll give you national geographic on Christmas
And in the night we wish a video comes
We wish a video comes

Where are you, oh dear jonas
I cannot sleep I need a video tonight
I need it today and always
This sick strange darkness comes from orange slurpies i consume everynight
And as I stared I counted the hours I have waited
reading all the comments, awaiting a new movie
make us a new video
even if its not good
Will you post a vid and stop this pain tonight
stop this pain tonight

Don’t waste your time on Bree your already screwed beyond belief(6x)

I miss you miss you(6x) </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-08T23:03:51Z

72.242.42.26: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo. Serves no Rhyme before it's time'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 
*Harleygirl24 ''*MEEP*''

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

*Location: UNDERGROUND BUNKER!!!

<pre>

Don't put this on the front page, it'll set off the Bethy-beast :) I'll put it on the Songwriters Page though.
Disclaimer: Anyone finding it offensive should just replace "Bethy" with a shouted "MACKEREL!" ;)

(Sung to the tune of "Fight for Your Right to Party" by the Beasty Boys)

"MEEP IT!

You log onto the net and you go into the site,
there's still no new video, but that's allright.
You try to write a post about the LG15 force
but there's a bunch of nasty comments by a fo-rum dork.

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

Bethy says too many posts, she says "NO WAY!"
That hypocrite posts 1 million times a day!
Man dealing with psychos is such a drag
now I guess i'll just have to read the lonelygirl mag,(Busted)

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

You gotta fight

She says Get off of this page if that's the post your gonna write!
The sites only O.K. when I say so allright???!!
Well I had to bust in and say WHAT'S THAT NOISE!?!?
Aww, Bethy's just jealous its the FRONTPAGE BOYS!!!

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!
</pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Harleygirl24's Songs==

Harelygirl24 has been awarded the Lonelygirl15 Songwriter's Guild Golden Record:

[[Image:Golden record-1-.jpg‎]]

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post # 449 on the My Dad Said... page

<pre>I wrote a new song.
To the tune of Blink 182 I miss you

(I miss you miss you)
Hello there the man in the library
The books in the backround make me wonder
The unsespecting victim of deacons in the valley
You can live like Bree and Daniel if you want
Where they are always running
I’ll give you national geographic on Christmas
And in the night we wish a video comes
We wish a video comes

Where are you, oh dear jonas
I cannot sleep I need a video tonight
I need it today and always
This sick strange darkness comes from orange slurpies i consume everynight
And as I stared I counted the hours I have waited
reading all the comments, awaiting a new movie
make us a new video
even if its not good
Will you post a vid and stop this pain tonight
stop this pain tonight

Don’t waste your time on Bree your already screwed beyond belief(6x)

I miss you miss you(6x) </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-08T22:34:40Z

72.242.42.26: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo. Serves no Rhyme before it's time'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 
*Harleygirl24 ''*MEEP*''

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

*Location: UNDERGROUND BUNKER!!!

<pre>

Don't put this on the front page, it'll set off the Bethy-beast :) I'll put it on the Songwriters Page though.

(Sung to the tune of "Fight for Your Right to Party" by the Beasty Boys)

"MEEP IT!

You log onto the net and you go into the site,
there's still no new video, but that's allright.
You try to write a post about the LG15 force
but there's a bunch of nasty comments by a fo-rum dork.

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

Bethy says too many posts, she says "NO WAY!"
That hypocrite posts 1 million times a day!
Man dealing with psychos is such a drag
now I guess i'll just have to read the lonelygirl mag,(Busted)

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

You gotta fight

She says Get off of this page if that's the post your gonna write!
The sites only O.K. when I say so allright???!!
Well I had to bust in and say WHAT'S THAT NOISE!?!?
Aww, Bethy's just jealous its the FRONTPAGE BOYS!!!

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!
</pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Harleygirl24's Songs==

Harelygirl24 has been awarded the Lonelygirl15 Songwriter's Guild Golden Record:

[[Image:Golden record-1-.jpg‎]]

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post # 449 on the My Dad Said... page

<pre>I wrote a new song.
To the tune of Blink 182 I miss you

(I miss you miss you)
Hello there the man in the library
The books in the backround make me wonder
The unsespecting victim of deacons in the valley
You can live like Bree and Daniel if you want
Where they are always running
I’ll give you national geographic on Christmas
And in the night we wish a video comes
We wish a video comes

Where are you, oh dear jonas
I cannot sleep I need a video tonight
I need it today and always
This sick strange darkness comes from orange slurpies i consume everynight
And as I stared I counted the hours I have waited
reading all the comments, awaiting a new movie
make us a new video
even if its not good
Will you post a vid and stop this pain tonight
stop this pain tonight

Don’t waste your time on Bree your already screwed beyond belief(6x)

I miss you miss you(6x) </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Defense force

2007-01-03T22:32:15Z

72.242.42.26: /* Commanding Officer/Founder */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax ''- Battle Axe [http:///www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/141207/2/istockphoto_141207_battleaxe_1.jpg], Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts, Longsword''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcommandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
*joe
*jackie
*sydney
*Marbella
*mommy72900
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig
*purplepassion
*mary
*eno
*rosieiswatching
*jc_gypsy7
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard
*apathy
*sarahboo ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15
==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samuri Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]
===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==Favorite food and drink of the LG15 Defense Force==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Defense force

2007-01-03T21:44:42Z

72.242.48.34: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax ''- Battle Axe, Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts, Longsword''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcommandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
*joe
*jackie
*sydney
*Marbella
*mommy72900
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888
*krig
*purplepassion
*mary
*eno
*rosieiswatching
*jc_gypsy7
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard
*apathy
*sarahboo

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15
==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]

==Favorite food and drink of the LG15 Defense Force==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Defense force

2007-01-03T21:31:58Z

72.242.48.34:

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force Beginning==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>
==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax - ''- Battle Axe, Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts.''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G
*WatchingOne - ''Tactically Mobile Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head''[http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcommandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
*joe
*jackie
*sydney
*Marbella
*mommy72900
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888
*krig
*purplepassion
*mary
*eno
*rosieiswatching
*jc_gypsy7
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard
*apathy
*sarahboo

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15
==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]

==Favorite food and drink of the LG15 Defense Force==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Defense force

2007-01-03T21:27:16Z

72.242.48.34: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force Beginning==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>
==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax - ''- Battle Axe, Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts.''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G
*WatchingOne Tactically Mobile Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcommandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
*joe
*jackie
*sydney
*Marbella
*mommy72900
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888
*krig
*purplepassion
*mary
*eno
*rosieiswatching
*jc_gypsy7
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard
*apathy
*sarahboo

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15
==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]

==Favorite food and drink of the LG15 Defense Force==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Defense force

2007-01-03T21:25:58Z

72.242.48.34: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force Beginning==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>
==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax - ''- Battle Axe, Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts.''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G
*WatchingOne Tactically Mobile Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head [[Media:img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]]
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcommandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
*joe
*jackie
*sydney
*Marbella
*mommy72900
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888
*krig
*purplepassion
*mary
*eno
*rosieiswatching
*jc_gypsy7
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard
*apathy
*sarahboo

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15
==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]

==Favorite food and drink of the LG15 Defense Force==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Forum vote

2007-01-02T20:39:38Z

72.242.24.170: /* Best Moments on the FORUM */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006-Continued Voting =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

The main video message board contributors have already voted. We are now opening up voting to forum members and others who have not voted yet.

'''The new deadline for voting is Midnight, EST on 01/16/06!'''

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!!

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' The voting(so far) was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this! Also, please note that there is no statistical significance concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting.

== Best Video ==

*Christmas Surprise

*Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)

*Fleeing the Watchers

*Grillz X

*My Difficult Decision

*On the Run

*P*Monkey Boogies X,

*Poor Pluto

*Proving Longitude Wrong

*Swimming

*The Unthinkable Happened X,X,X,X,X,X,X

*What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?

* My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!) X

'''Summary (so far):
*Total nominations: 13
*Total Votes: 64

== Best Moments ==

*Bree: "Cavemen didn’t have the tool of language!” (Daniel the Neanderthal)

*Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,

*Daniel: "L'care x, X, X,X
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=L%27care

*Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15)

*The "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened) X, X

*Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast)

*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed)

*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities)

*Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).

*Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)

*”My name is Bree. I’m 16. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).

*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming) x

'''SUMMARY: (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 11
*Total votes: 38

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

*"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak

*"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy

*"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct

*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo)

*"Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella

*"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching X,X,X

*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985

*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke

*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct

*"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella

*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct, X

*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX

*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ

*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy

*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU

*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE

*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

*"Youtube Auteur" by Terryfic (Aug 7, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDxxuHkUMRI

*"Introducing Paul and Andrea" by PaulMark18 (Sept. 16, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vt9zgQES-E

*"Lady Problems" by ScorchedHotTub (July 18, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJeGH3QJRo

'''SUMMARY (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 20
*Total votes: 31 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the FORUM==

(Please add these as you like!)

* Bukanator founds the [[Phorum]] (July 16, 2006)

* Lonelygirl15.com is found to have been registered on May 12, 2006, long before Bree's 1st video. Bukanator, a supposed 37-year old divorced programmer of Russian descent, hatches a lame cover story on youtube and in the forum about how he bought the domain name from Daniel. People don't buy it (July 18-22, 2006),X

* HyeMew starts up real activity at the forum with his earnest posts, starting the day after Aleister Crowley was revealed. (Aug. 7, 2006)

* First forum flamewar erupts between [[BigManOnCampus333]] and [[Jessica]]. (late August 2006)

* Via close analysis of cassieiswatching and lg15, it is determined that P.Diddy is behind the whole lg15 phenomenon (late Aug. 2006)

* The forum discovers that lonelygirl15 has been trademarked by [[Kenneth Goodfried]]. Everything about him and his family except maybe his dental records is uncovered online. Mesh and Miles quietly chuckle as they enjoy their last few days of privacy. (Aug 28, 2006)

* A posted called "t" starts pranking the forum with supposed hints about Bree's identity. HyeMew exposes t as a fraud.(Aug 31-Sept 7, 2006)

* The old forum is overwhelmed with members and posts, with no moderation, causing the founding of [[Children of Anchor Cove]] and birth of a better-run official forum in response. The 1st initial registration emails from the new lonelygirl15.com forum come from some dude called "[[Miles Beckett]]" (Sept 4, 2006)

* The forum goes down with the first post from "[[The Creators]]", the authenticity of which is highly doubted. (Sept. 7, 2006)

* The forum goes down again with the outing of Jessica Rose as Bree (Sept. 12, 2006)

* Cassieiswatching goes into Second Life, and soon after, people in the forum are riding cows and stuff (Oct. 2006)

* Yousef is sort of not fired (Nov. 2006)

* Spaciegirl leaves the forum (Nov 2006?)

* Bree comes to chat at lonelygirl15.com and the site almost crashes (Nov. 28, 2006)

* Spaciegirl returns to the forum (Dec 2006)

* GoodGollyIsHolly is rewarded with spokesperson status (Dec. 2006)

* Slainte violently explodes in the forum at the utter idiocy of the content (or lack thereof) in the posts (late Dec. 2006)

* The next post after Slainte left was "FIIIRRSSSTT!!"

* Canon Day - OpAphid is outed as 'the real deal,' the forum freaks, OpHeads rejoice (and then freak shortly thereafter) (November 24)

Nominations: 18

Forum vote

2007-01-02T20:33:33Z

72.242.24.170: /* Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) */

Forum vote

2007-01-02T20:32:44Z

72.242.24.170: /* Best Moments */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006-Continued Voting =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

The main video message board contributors have already voted. We are now opening up voting to forum members and others who have not voted yet.

'''The new deadline for voting is Midnight, EST on 01/16/06!'''

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!!

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' The voting(so far) was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this! Also, please note that there is no statistical significance concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting.

== Best Video ==

*Christmas Surprise

*Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)

*Fleeing the Watchers

*Grillz X

*My Difficult Decision

*On the Run

*P*Monkey Boogies X,

*Poor Pluto

*Proving Longitude Wrong

*Swimming

*The Unthinkable Happened X,X,X,X,X,X,X

*What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?

* My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!) X

'''Summary (so far):
*Total nominations: 13
*Total Votes: 64

== Best Moments ==

*Bree: "Cavemen didn’t have the tool of language!” (Daniel the Neanderthal)

*Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,

*Daniel: "L'care x, X, X,X
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=L%27care

*Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15)

*The "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened) X, X

*Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast)

*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed)

*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities)

*Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).

*Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)

*”My name is Bree. I’m 16. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).

*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming) x

'''SUMMARY: (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 11
*Total votes: 38

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

*"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak

*"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy

*"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct

*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo)

*"Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella

*"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching X,X,

*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985

*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke

*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct

*"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella

*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct, X

*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX

*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ

*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy

*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU

*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE

*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

*"Youtube Auteur" by Terryfic (Aug 7, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDxxuHkUMRI

*"Introducing Paul and Andrea" by PaulMark18 (Sept. 16, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vt9zgQES-E

*"Lady Problems" by ScorchedHotTub (July 18, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJeGH3QJRo

'''SUMMARY (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 20
*Total votes: 31 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the FORUM==

(Please add these as you like!)

* Bukanator founds the [[Phorum]] (July 16, 2006)

* Lonelygirl15.com is found to have been registered on May 12, 2006, long before Bree's 1st video. Bukanator, a supposed 37-year old divorced programmer of Russian descent, hatches a lame cover story on youtube and in the forum about how he bought the domain name from Daniel. People don't buy it (July 18-22, 2006),X

* HyeMew starts up real activity at the forum with his earnest posts, starting the day after Aleister Crowley was revealed. (Aug. 7, 2006)

* First forum flamewar erupts between [[BigManOnCampus333]] and [[Jessica]]. (late August 2006)

* Via close analysis of cassieiswatching and lg15, it is determined that P.Diddy is behind the whole lg15 phenomenon (late Aug. 2006)

* The forum discovers that lonelygirl15 has been trademarked by [[Kenneth Goodfried]]. Everything about him and his family except maybe his dental records is uncovered online. Mesh and Miles quietly chuckle as they enjoy their last few days of privacy. (Aug 28, 2006)

* A posted called "t" starts pranking the forum with supposed hints about Bree's identity. HyeMew exposes t as a fraud.(Aug 31-Sept 7, 2006)

* The old forum is overwhelmed with members and posts, with no moderation, causing the founding of [[Children of Anchor Cove]] and birth of a better-run official forum in response. The 1st initial registration emails from the new lonelygirl15.com forum come from some dude called "[[Miles Beckett]]" (Sept 4, 2006)

* The forum goes down with the first post from "[[The Creators]]", the authenticity of which is highly doubted. (Sept. 7, 2006)

* The forum goes down again with the outing of Jessica Rose as Bree (Sept. 12, 2006)

* Cassieiswatching goes into Second Life, and soon after, people in the forum are riding cows and stuff (Oct. 2006)

* Yousef is sort of not fired (Nov. 2006)

* Spaciegirl leaves the forum (Nov 2006?)

* Bree comes to chat at lonelygirl15.com and the site almost crashes (Nov. 28, 2006)

* Spaciegirl returns to the forum (Dec 2006)

* GoodGollyIsHolly is rewarded with spokesperson status (Dec. 2006)

* Slainte violently explodes in the forum at the utter idiocy of the content (or lack thereof) in the posts (late Dec. 2006)

* The next post after Slainte left was "FIIIRRSSSTT!!"

Nominations: 18

Forum vote

2007-01-02T20:30:58Z

72.242.24.170: /* Best Video */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006-Continued Voting =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

The main video message board contributors have already voted. We are now opening up voting to forum members and others who have not voted yet.

'''The new deadline for voting is Midnight, EST on 01/16/06!'''

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!!

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' The voting(so far) was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this! Also, please note that there is no statistical significance concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting.

== Best Video ==

*Christmas Surprise

*Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)

*Fleeing the Watchers

*Grillz X

*My Difficult Decision

*On the Run

*P*Monkey Boogies X,

*Poor Pluto

*Proving Longitude Wrong

*Swimming

*The Unthinkable Happened X,X,X,X,X,X,X

*What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?

* My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!) X

'''Summary (so far):
*Total nominations: 13
*Total Votes: 64

== Best Moments ==

*Bree: "Cavemen didn’t have the tool of language!” (Daniel the Neanderthal)

*Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,

*Daniel: "L'care x, X, X,X
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=L%27care

*Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15)

*The "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened) X

*Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast)

*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed)

*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities)

*Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).

*Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)

*”My name is Bree. I’m 16. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).

*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming) x

'''SUMMARY: (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 11
*Total votes: 38

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

*"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak

*"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy

*"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct

*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo)

*"Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella

*"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching X,X,

*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985

*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke

*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct

*"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella

*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct, X

*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX

*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ

*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy

*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU

*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE

*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

*"Youtube Auteur" by Terryfic (Aug 7, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDxxuHkUMRI

*"Introducing Paul and Andrea" by PaulMark18 (Sept. 16, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vt9zgQES-E

*"Lady Problems" by ScorchedHotTub (July 18, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJeGH3QJRo

'''SUMMARY (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 20
*Total votes: 31 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the FORUM==

(Please add these as you like!)

* Bukanator founds the [[Phorum]] (July 16, 2006)

* Lonelygirl15.com is found to have been registered on May 12, 2006, long before Bree's 1st video. Bukanator, a supposed 37-year old divorced programmer of Russian descent, hatches a lame cover story on youtube and in the forum about how he bought the domain name from Daniel. People don't buy it (July 18-22, 2006),X

* HyeMew starts up real activity at the forum with his earnest posts, starting the day after Aleister Crowley was revealed. (Aug. 7, 2006)

* First forum flamewar erupts between [[BigManOnCampus333]] and [[Jessica]]. (late August 2006)

* Via close analysis of cassieiswatching and lg15, it is determined that P.Diddy is behind the whole lg15 phenomenon (late Aug. 2006)

* The forum discovers that lonelygirl15 has been trademarked by [[Kenneth Goodfried]]. Everything about him and his family except maybe his dental records is uncovered online. Mesh and Miles quietly chuckle as they enjoy their last few days of privacy. (Aug 28, 2006)

* A posted called "t" starts pranking the forum with supposed hints about Bree's identity. HyeMew exposes t as a fraud.(Aug 31-Sept 7, 2006)

* The old forum is overwhelmed with members and posts, with no moderation, causing the founding of [[Children of Anchor Cove]] and birth of a better-run official forum in response. The 1st initial registration emails from the new lonelygirl15.com forum come from some dude called "[[Miles Beckett]]" (Sept 4, 2006)

* The forum goes down with the first post from "[[The Creators]]", the authenticity of which is highly doubted. (Sept. 7, 2006)

* The forum goes down again with the outing of Jessica Rose as Bree (Sept. 12, 2006)

* Cassieiswatching goes into Second Life, and soon after, people in the forum are riding cows and stuff (Oct. 2006)

* Yousef is sort of not fired (Nov. 2006)

* Spaciegirl leaves the forum (Nov 2006?)

* Bree comes to chat at lonelygirl15.com and the site almost crashes (Nov. 28, 2006)

* Spaciegirl returns to the forum (Dec 2006)

* GoodGollyIsHolly is rewarded with spokesperson status (Dec. 2006)

* Slainte violently explodes in the forum at the utter idiocy of the content (or lack thereof) in the posts (late Dec. 2006)

* The next post after Slainte left was "FIIIRRSSSTT!!"

Nominations: 18