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To Hell With Bree's Dad (yeah!)

2009-03-28T18:30:24Z

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{{Blog
|blogger = Daniel
| series = LG15
|name = To Hell With Bree’s Dad (yeah!)
|image = hell.jpeg
|caption = I'm going for Bree.
| number = 24
|date = 20060824
|url = {{lg15|46}}
| length = 0:37
|description = I'm headed out the door right now, but I wanted to put up this video first. I haven't talked to Bree since our fight but I decided to go to her play tonight. She's gonna be totally surprised because she doesn't know I'm coming.
|song =
| location = [[Daniel's bedroom]]
|tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|play|summer|camp|counselor|religion|night|edit|video|bree|father|sucks}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Miles Beckett
| directors = Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| editor = Miles Beckett
| cast =
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
| Previous = A Peace Offering (and P. Monkey Boogies)
| Next = I'm Really, Really, Really Excited!
| PreviousB = What Bree's Dad Said...
| NextB = I Want to Take Bree to a Party!
}} {{specialchar|To Hell With Bree’s Dad (yeah!)|'}}

== Transcript ==
(''Daniel is sitting in a swivel chair in his room addressing the camera. He is wearing a longsleeved buttoned shirt, and appears to have been in the process of putting on a tie, which is hanging loosely from his neck.'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay, so I'm filming this real quick, I'm gonna edit it and then I'm out the door. I'm going to [[Bree]]'s play. In fact I'm probably already there! I'm thinking about the situation a lot over the past week, and I'm not going because of [[Drew Avery|Bree's dad]], and I'm definitely not gonna film it. I'm going for Bree. I saw her last video, and I thought it was just really cool how she went to so much trouble for me. We haven't even...spoken since our last fight. She doesn't know that I'm coming to the play. Well, I just think it's going to be a big surprise. In fact, all of you know before she does. Anyway...our friendship's worth a lot more...It's worth a lot more to me than her dad's [[Four-letter words|bullshit]].

==Notes==
*This is the first video to have an "offensive" word in the title. (Unless you count ''My Parents Suck'' as being offensive.)

Talk:Proving Science Wrong (series)

2008-07-10T03:41:57Z

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== Poor Pluto ==

I think [[Poor Pluto]] ''is'' part of the series. Do we need to call it to a vote? --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 11:48, 3 November 2006 (PST)

:How is this Proving Science Wrong? Bree even says, "'''''instead''''' of proving science wrong we're gonna help pluto adjust..." And, more importantly, she doesn't address any scientific theory (Pluto is not a scientific theory, it's a planet) and she doesn't prove anything wrong. So there's 1) no proof 2) no science 3) nothing is wrong and 4) Bree says it's not proving science wrong. I think that's a pretty compelling case. Clearly belongs in the category of vids where she talks about science related topics, but it's also clearly not PSW.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 15:44, 3 November 2006 (PST)

::Yes, she says "instead", but she does start of the video with "For today's 'Proving Science Wrong'..." That in particular is to my mind the most compelling point, but to reply to your points: 1) "Proving Science Wrong" episodes ''never'' have proof, despite the title suggesting otherwise, 2) there is plenty of science in this video, certainly far more than in [[The Tolstoy Principle (and Dad "talks" to Daniel)#Notes|Tolstoy Principal]] (see notes) which has virtually none whatsoever, 3) something is actually wrong, much moreso than in other PSW videos, and 4) as I said above, she says it ''is''. Granted, the format and content of this "Proving Science Wrong" is very different from others; as I said, there is more actual ''science'', and there is no Danielbeast, who appears in every other episode, and a large portion of the video is Bree talking about a personal event in her past. I don't see why these things count it out, though. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 16:49, 3 November 2006 (PST)

:::She says, "today for proving science wrong I turned Daniel into scissors." She's not serious. Then she says, "instead of proving science wrong." When I said "no science" it's clear I meant "no scientific theory," not "no scientific factoids." But whatever. I thought the new category for videos with science factoids would be a better fit. It's still on the PSW page, but it's grouped with other videos that have more similar format and content. If we are voting I vote [[Poor Pluto]] '''not PSW'''. And the Tolstoy Principle is a real principle, it's from Guns, Germs and Steel, by Jared Diamond. It's called the Anna Karenina principle. It's exactly what Bree says it is, she just calls it Tolstoy, probably so the title of the video isn't too long. It's from Chapter 9 of the book.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 08:32, 5 November 2006 (PST)

== Not Disproving ≠ Confirmation ==

"by never actually disproving anything, she indirectly helps confirm it."

No she doesn't! That's absurd.

Bree never actually disproves anything because all of her PSWs are satirical and not really scientific in nature. She doesn't actually TRY to duplicate the experiments that led to those scientific theories.

Can anybody REALLY possibly believe that Bree staring at Daniel all day helps confirm the Uncertainty Principle, just because it doesn't disprove it? [[User:68.55.115.149|68.55.115.149]] 09:38, 29 April 2007 (CDT)

Well, if Daniel's doing absolutely nothing, then yes, it is possible.

It's Not Kidnapping

2008-07-09T03:39:20Z

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{{Blog
| name = It’s Not Kidnapping
| number = 187
| image = Jules Kidnapping Gag.jpg
| caption = Don't worry, we're here to take you to Six Flags!
| blogger = Bree
| date = 20070507
| url = {{lg15|247}}
| forumid = 9935
| length = 1:39
| description = Julia's folder had her address inside. We went over to her house and she was there. Good thing her parents weren't.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Jules's house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|julia}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree|Jessica Lee Rose}}
{{VidChar|Jonas|Jackson Davis}}
{{VidChar|Daniel|Yousef Abu-Taleb}}
{{VidChar|Jules|Shannon Solomon}}

| Previous = We Found Julia!!!
| Next = Naïve Girl

| PreviousB =
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}} {{specialchar|It’s Not Kidnapping|'}}

==Transcript==

(''Jonas and Bree stand peeking over a cement wall at Jules's backyard. Jules is outside, messing with papers and folders.'')

'''Jonas:''' Bree, this is crazy, all right? We can't just go and grab this girl. That is nuts.

'''Bree:''' That's exactly what we're going to do. Daniel--

'''Jonas:''' (''addressing the camera'') I really think they're going to go through with this. This is ridiculous! What are we gonna do, are we gonna walk in there and be like "Hi! We're here to take you to Six Flags, little girl. But first we wanna tie you up".

'''Bree:''' What's the worst that could happen?

'''Jonas:''' (''to Bree'') I dunno, uh maybe we get shot and we go to jail? (''to Daniel'') Look man, you're supposed to be the voice of reason here. Tell her that this is ridiculous. (''to the camera'') It's Texas, so maybe we could tell her we were taking her to the rodeo, and "Guess what, you're part of it! That's right, we're gonna hog-tie ya." Look at them, look at how excited they are. They love this stuff.

(''Inside Jules's house, Daniel has picked Jules up and is now attempting to force her to come with him.'')

'''Jules:''' (''shrieking'') Get off! I don't know who you are! Get off me! (''Daniel covers her mouth with his hand, and she continues to shriek in terror behind it.'')

'''Daniel:''' I'm gonna-- Calm down! Help me out!

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, this is ridicu-- put her down!!

(''Cut to Daniel and Jules. Jules sits on the floor by the couch, crying, while Daniel bends down to talk to her.'')

'''Jules:''' Get off! Stop! Stop!

'''Daniel:''' Calm down, calm down.

'''Jonas:''' This is crazy, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Look, listen to me. I know you're scared, I know you're scared and I'm not here to hurt you, I promise. I don't want to gag you, I just need you to be quiet and listen.

(''Cut to Daniel tying Jules's arms together with rope.'')

'''Daniel:''' What do you want to do?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know, but I don't want to kidnap a little girl. And not in Texas, of all places!

'''Daniel:''' Would you quit saying "kidnapping"?

'''Jonas:''' They hang people here!

'''Daniel:''' Dude, quit saying "kidnapping". It's not kidnapping.

(''Cut to Bree and Jonas standing on Jules's patio.'')

'''Bree:''' I know, I know, I know. It seems wrong, and legally, it is a little bit wrong, but we are helping her in the long run.

(''Cut to Daniel, outside, addressing the camera. Jules lays on the floor inside a sliding glass door, tied up and looking terrified.'')

'''Daniel:''' This did not go as planned. I feel horrible. (''He glances back at Jules.'')

'''Jules:''' (''bangs on the window and screams'') Help! HELP!

'''Daniel:''' She hates us, I don't blame her, 'cause she's scared. Jonas is pissed, he's not on board, and I know Bree seems like she's cold and calculating, but... she's right. I don't think you can understand it unless you've lived it.

(''Cut to Jonas standing outside his car door. It is obvious that Jules is inside the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''to Jules'') I'm sorry. (''He slams the door shut and then turns to Bree.'') How is this going to end well, Bree? How's this going to end? With us in jail.

==Notes==
[[Image:0187-PhotoOnWall.jpg|thumb|right|Julia's parents in the framed photo?]]
*At 0:42, we can see a framed photograph of a couple on the wall. It is possible that they are Julia's parents.
*This video contains another attempt by [[TAAG|BDJ]] to try to justify a [[Crime Report|criminal act]]. Bree has posted in the youtube comments that she does not believe their actions were illegal: "This isn't illegal. We are helping her so she doesn't have to do the ceremony!!! Sometimes drastic times call for drastic measures." However, "drastic times" is not a legal defense to kidnapping, though it may be argued as a mitigating factor at a sentencing hearing.
*This is the first video in several weeks to be posted on the main site and [[YouTube]] within a matter of hours and not days.
*From 1:05 to 1:31, a [[helicopter]] can seemingly be heard in the background. However, as this part of the video takes place in a residential neighborhood, it could just be someone mowing their lawn.
*This video confirms that the actress playing Jules (in the canon videos) is the same as in her personal vlogs.
* With the inclusion of all the pre-canon videos by Jonas, Gemma, Taylor and Jules, this is the 200th LG15 video.
* The timing of this video was extremely unfortunate, coming at a time when the disappearance of {{wikipedia|Madeleine_McCann|Madeleine McCann}} was causing a media frenzy in Europe. European fans were especially outraged by the insensitive timing of the video release.

The Danielbeast

2008-06-28T15:47:42Z

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{{One other use|the video|the character|Daniel}}
{{Blog
| blogger = Bree
| name = [[The Danielbeast]]
| image = Fingernails.jpg
| caption = Danielbeast: less interesting than cleaning your fingernails
| number = 4
| date = 20060623
| url = {{lg15|11}}
| length = 1:53
| description = All of you wanted to see Daniel so...here he is! He doesn't like blogging, he thinks it's "beneath him" (whatever) I had to kind of trick him, also, this is the first video I edited without his help :)
| location = [[Bree's bedroom]]
| song = none
| tags = {{tags|daniel|beast|australia|safari|animal|girl|silly|pirana|trick|funny|humor|joke|lg15}}

| execprod = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| producers = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| directors = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| editor = Miles Beckett
| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
[[Category:Videos with Purple Monkey]]
[[Category:Videos with Owen]]
[[Category:Videos with The Other Monkey]]
|Previous = School Work in Summer... BLECHH!!!
|Next = Grillz feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n.
}} We get our first view of Daniel.

== Transcript ==
'''Bree:''' A lot of you have been asking me who [[Daniel]] is, and I guess that maybe I talk about him a lot or whatever - sorry. He helped me set up my account, so I guess I should tell you a little bit about him. 'Kay, well... Daniel is kinda like an abominable snowman. He doesn't like to be on camera... and, he's coming over today. So, I was thinking that we could catch him on camera. (''nods head'')

(''Bree is now wearing a safari hat and Daniel is seen lying on the bed, reading a magazine, in the background. When she talks, she whispers.'')

'''Bree:''' For the first time ever, the Danielbeast is caught on camera... reading a magazine. Let's get in closer. (''stops whispering, talking to Daniel now.'') Daniel, what are you reading? (''gets no response from Daniel'') Daniel, what are you reading?!

'''Daniel:''' Uhm (''turns magazine so Bree can see'')

'''Bree:''' Pandas. (''turns back to camera, whispering'') Pandas. It often takes a sudden or jarring noise to get his attention. Let's find something... (''looks around, then picks up Purple Monkey and throws her at him'')

'''Bree:''' What are you reading?

'''Daniel:''' What are you wearing that stupid hat for?

'''Bree:''' It's not stupid. I like this hat, it's from Australia. (''now speaks to the camera'') Do you like this hat?

'''Daniel:''' Is that on?

'''Bree:''' (''looks around, nervous'') No.

== Notes ==
* The picture on the wall above the candles is visible in this video for the first time in the series. It appears to be different from the [[Aleister Crowley]] picture seen in all subsequent videos. Fans at one point speculated that it could be a picture of [[Baphomet]]. Upon closer inspection it appears that it was a family picture (see more in the [[Baphomet]] article).
* The article Daniel was reading in the magazine was identified as this Smithsonian Magazine article about Pandas: [http://www.smithsonianmagazine.com/issues/2006/june/taishan.php]
* The possible unintelligible audio is "stirring noise" or "derring noise." Derring[http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=derring] means daring, or war-like.
* Notable excerpts from the comments section on YouTube:
** Bree says her hat is from Australia.
** Bree says [[Purple Monkey]] eats mostly leaves and banana bread, a high-carb diet and is sensitive about her weight.
** In a never explained comment, Bree says, "Daniel likes a girl named...wait a minute, he'd kill me if I said who I think he likes, she went to his high school with him." After the [[Swimming!]] video, many fans speculated that the girl was [[Cassie]].
** In a major discrepancy, Bree says in the comments that she lived in New Zealand for a year. In the video, [[Mysteries of My Past... REVEALED!]] she says she lived in New Zealand for four years. This sort of mistake would be highly unlikely for a real person to make.

First Video (I know, lame title)

2008-06-22T00:19:17Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = TAY1
| image = Taylor-SoccerstarFirstVideo.jpg
| caption = Bad news, your life's going to get much more interesting soon.
| blogger = Taylor
| date = 20070414
| forumid = 8804
| length = 2:48
| url = {{revver|235047}}
| description = Hey everyone . . . this is my first video. I didn't know what to talk about, so I chose soccer and my good friend Sam. Hope you like :)
| location = [[Taylor's bedroom]]
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tag|soccergirl|soccer|girl|lonelygirl15|lg15|jonastko|p.|monkey|owen}}

| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera = Miles Beckett
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Taylor}}

| Previous =
| Next = Practice Sucked :(
| PreviousC = The Perfect Beach
| NextC = About The Gun
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the first video in the [[Soccerstar]] video series. It was posted in response to [[Confrontation]].

== Transcript ==
(''Taylor is sitting on the bed.'')

'''Taylor:''' Hey everyone! I am Taylor. Ok, so, em... I have been watching videos on this site for a while now. I guess I am one of those lurkers. Anyway, I am really into the whole lonelygirl15 thing and, like everyone else, I'm really rooting for Bree, Daniel and Jonas. My life isn't nearly as interesting. But I do have something I would like to talk about. I wanna to talk about soccer. And I figured I might just as well, my new camera to get in use, so... I also wanna to talk about, em... A problem I have been having. It happened my arms are really starting to hurt so I am going to sit by my computer.

(''Cuts to Taylor sitting.'')

'''Taylor:''' Normally, this is a kind of thing I talk to my b-f-f [[Samantha|Sam]] about. Short for Samantha but she hates being called that, so... Well... Anyway, I really can't talk to her right now because, em... That's that I want to blog about. (''shows photo'') That's me. That's Sam. We are both on the same soccer team. We both play the same position. We are both forwards. I am starting, she doesn't but, you know, that's ok because she is one of the best backups ever.

(''Taylor lies on the bed.'')

'''Taylor:''' It definitely goes Sam, then soccer, then school, then God, country, family and all the other stuff.

(''Taylor sits.'')

'''Taylor:''' Anyway, our game today went to a double overtime but since it's the last game in the tournament we had to do a shoot-out. I ''hate'' shoot-outs. Each team gets five direct kicks on the goal and then the team with the most points at the end wins. I don't know lately we haven't been playing well or something so coach put me in fifth and Sam in third. Everyone before me made their goals, including Sam, because... Well, I never thought she would make it. You are expected to make every single goal in the shoot-out. It's totally easy. I-I have ever missed. I am not bragging or anything I am just saying it's totally easy. And... It came down to me and this other girl for the fifth goal... She missed it. So I had this great opportunity to win the game.

(''Taylor lies on the bed.'')

'''Taylor:''' And I missed. I hit the post in the ball bounds straight back. I never hit the post. In the next round the coach took me out and put in Catrina - she is the goalie. Sam stayed in, scored another goal... Someone else missed. And we lost.

(''Cuts to Taylor sitting.'')

'''Taylor:''' Anyway, on the drive home my mom said I haven't been focusing enough lately. I don't know I just... I feel like crap. I guess... Well, I mean, I love soccer. It's been my life. I just don't wanna practice as much as I used to. The only reason my parents let me hang out with Sam is because they think we are practicing all the time. But Sam hates to practice. Whenever we go to her house her mother cooks us these huge meals and we rent like a five movies. Then we put on our soccer stuff, run around the blocks and my mom thinks we have been practicing the whole time. I have never had a best friend before. I kinda like it. So... Bye, I guess. Am I supposed to say "Bye" on these things? Whatever.

== Notes ==
*Although Taylor is a canon character now, when she created this video she wasn't. So this video isn't an official LG15 video.