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| number = 178
| image = KM0178-LeeEgg.jpg
| caption = Do you want to taste my goo?
| blogger = Julia
| date = February 9th, 2008
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| forumid = 568
| length = 3:56
| description = Another great day for JustIncredible.TV. Maybe Lee can be a star after all!
| location = Leicester Square
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==Transcript==
(''The camera opens on the [[Drive Goo|Cadbury Creme Egg car]] stuffed with [[KM Product placement|Cadbury Creme Egg]]s. It slowly zooms out and pans to Lee, who is holding a microphone''.)

'''Lee:''' It's only one car, but how many delicious Cadbury's Creme Eggs can you fit inside? That's the question we're here to ask today. Welcome to [[JustIncredible.TV]]'s special report with me, your trusted reporter Lee Phillips, with some very special goo-filled action from the streets of London! Make some noise, team!

(''The camera pans to show Julia and her co-worker, who clap for the camera. The camera then pans back to Lee''.)

'''Lee:''' Yeah, it's crazy! Right. Let's go and speak to the organizer of today's event, the lovely Charlie! (''Walks over to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''On the phone''.) Don't put me on hold, I need to speak to-

'''Lee:''' Charlie, hello! (''Sticks the microphone next to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' -he's coming down.

'''Lee:''' Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' Can you hold on one- Can you hold on-

'''Lee:''' Hello!

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, can you hold on one second, please?

'''Lee:''' Hi, Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, hi. Thanks for coming down. Can we do this another time? I really don't have time for it right now, Lee. (''Back on the phone''.) Yeah, that's right, how long should it take?

'''Lee:''' No, no, no, no, no-no-no-no-no. Maybe we can help! Charlie, can we help?

'''Charlie:''' (''Into the phone''.) S- Can you hold on one sec, sorry?

'''Lee:''' Can we help?

'''Charlie:''' Look- Um, not unless one of you can get into this. (''Gestures to the bag next to her''.) I don't have anyone to-

'''Julia:''' Oh! What a great idea!

'''Lee:''' (''Puts his arm around Julia''.) And so our intrepid production assistant Julia (''Julia tries to pull away''.) decides to bravely step into the egg suit!

'''Charlie:''' No-no-no-no, Lee. It's definitely more your size.

'''Lee:''' Oh, I don't think I should go in it, no.

'''Charlie:''' Lee...

'''Julia:''' Yeah!

'''Charlie:''' Lee, please. Oh, it's perfect for you! You'd be amazing!

'''Julia:''' Come on, Lee. Do us a favor.

'''Charlie:''' You'd really be helping us out. Come on, Lee, please?

'''Lee:''' Um...

'''Charlie:''' You'd be great. Uh, yeah? Yeah? (''Grabs a pair of gloves out of the bag''.) Okay, well I've got gloves here. (''Hands them to Lee''.) Oh, you've just got to stand here; it's so easy. Hang on. (''Lee looks angrily into the camera''.) Look, look, the shoes. "Egg-cellent"!

(''Cut to Julia trying to count all of the eggs in the car. Lee shows up behind her in the costume''.)

'''Lee:''' Julia, I don't want to do it! Julia! I look like a right ninny! (''Julia laughs at Lee''.) I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it! (''Runs away''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh, Lee, I'm only joking!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it!

'''Julia:''' Lee! Lee!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it any more!

'''Julia:''' Lee!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it!

'''Julia:''' Lee! (''Grabs onto the egg suit''.)

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it! No! Stop it!

'''Charlie:''' Lee, stop running!

(''Cut to Lee calmed down''.)

'''Lee:''' I don't want to.

'''Charlie:''' Calm down.

'''Julia:''' Why don't we go and ask these people here?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, we'll go over there.

'''Julia:''' We can get him to do that, can't we?

'''Lee:''' Oh, what's that? (''Grabs for the bucket in Charlie's hand''.) Let me have some goo!

'''Charlie:''' No-no-no-no, Lee!

'''Lee:''' Just give me a bit...

'''Julia:''' No!

'''Charlie:''' Lee! Please.

'''Lee:''' I just wanted a little bit...

'''Julia:''' You can't get it.

'''Lee:''' I-I'm not doing it! (''Runs away''.)

'''Charlie and Julia:''' Lee! (''Run after Lee''.)

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it!

'''Charlie and Julia:''' Lee!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it! OW!

'''Julia:''' Lee, stop!

'''Lee:''' OW!

(''Cut to Lee approaching two women''.)

'''Lee:''' I'm gonna get my goo out; would you like to taste it? I'm not scary, I'm "egg-cellent"! And how many eggs are in that car?

'''Woman:''' Five-thousand, two-hundred and twenty seven.

(''Cut to Lee talking to a man''.)

'''Lee:''' How many eggs do you think are in this Creme Egg?

'''Man:''' Um, about a million.

'''Lee:''' A million eggs?

'''Man:''' Yeah, it's got-

'''Lee:''' Would you like to taste my goo?

'''Man:''' Yeah, kind of, where is it?

'''Lee:''' You want to taste my goo?

'''Man:''' Yeah, where's your goo?

'''Lee:''' It's inside me.

(''Cut to Lee running after people''.)

'''Lee:''' Excuse me! No, come back! Come back! Come back!

(''Cut to Lee talking to a woman''.)

'''Lee:''' Look at that car. Look at that car over there. How many eggs?

'''Woman:''' Two-thousand eight.

'''Lee:''' Two-thousand and eight eggs.

'''Woman:''' Yeah.

'''Lee:''' No. That's a good guess because that's the year. I see what you did.

(''Cut to Lee talking to another woman''.)

'''Lee:''' How many Creme Eggs do you think are in that van? A hundred million! A hundred million! Beautiful, but not very good at counting.

(''Cut to Lee talking to a man''.)

'''Lee:''' Uh, hi there! I'm a Cadbury's Creme Egg! What are you?

'''Man:''' Yes, it is. I'm, uh, earnest.

'''Lee:''' Do you want to taste my goo?

'''Man:''' Uh, kind of.

(''Cut to Lee dragging a woman toward the car''.)

'''Lee:''' Now, how many Cadbury's Creme Eggs do you think are in this van? How many?

'''Woman:''' Five-thousand.

'''Lee:''' Five-thousand? Well, you're wrong, you're wrong, but would you like to taste my goo anyway?

(''Cut to Charlie talking with the Cadbury Representative''.)

'''Charlie:''' No, I put the permit in the car. It's on the dashboard.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Well you can't park it in the middle of the street. You're gonna get us arrested!

'''Charlie:''' No, no, look it's on the-

'''Crowd:''' Yay!

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Look...

'''Lee:''' Shall I cover them in goo?

'''Cadbury Representative:''' I'm sorry, I'm ''really'' not happy about this. (Inaudible) You're gonna have to move-

'''Charlie:''' Why?

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Because you've got to sort this out now, yeah?

(''Lee puts goo on the Cadbury Representative's face as the crowd cheers''.)

'''Charlie:''' Look, I'm sorr- (''Lee puts goo on Charlie's face''.) Lee, stop it! I'm sorry. Lee, stop it! (''Lee puts more goo on the Cadbury Representative's face''.) I'm sorry. I'm honestly so sorry. This was never meant to happen. Lee, you moron! What are you doing?

'''Cadbury Representative:''' You've got to sort this out now!

'''Charlie:''' I've got some napkins in the car. Hang on.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' I can't believe this.

'''Charlie:''' Just hang on one second.

(''Charlie opens the car's door and Cadbury Creme Eggs pour onto the street. The crowd cheers and everyone, including Charlie, rushes to pick them up. Julia jumps on camera''.)

'''Julia:''' Uh, well... All's well that ends well! And what have we learned? Obviously don't work with Lee, giant Creme Eggs or children. So this is Julia reporting from Leicester Square, reminding you, uh, it's all about the goo. Thanks!

==Notes==
*This video was posted to Charlie's account, though Julia added the description. It is also unknown who the cameraman is, though it is presumably someone from JustIncredible.TV.

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