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Arma-goo-den

2008-02-12T03:28:24Z

71.97.154.118: /* Transcript */

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| date = February 9th, 2008
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==Transcript==
(''The camera opens on the [[Drive Goo|Cadbury Creme Egg car]] stuffed with [[KM Product placement|Cadbury Creme Egg]]s. It slowly zooms out and pans to Lee, who is holding a microphone''.)

'''Lee:''' It's only one car, but how many delicious Cadbury's Creme Eggs can you fit inside? That's the question we're here to ask today. Welcome to [[JustIncredible.TV]]'s special report with me, your trusted reporter Lee Phillips, with some very special goo-filled action from the streets of London! Make some noise, team!

(''The camera pans to show Julia and her co-worker, who clap for the camera. The camera then pans back to Lee''.)

'''Lee:''' Yeah, it's crazy! Right. Let's go and speak to the organizer of today's event, the lovely Charlie! (''Walks over to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''On the phone''.) Don't put me on hold, I need to speak to-

'''Lee:''' Charlie, hello! (''Sticks the microphone next to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' -he's coming down.

'''Lee:''' Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' Can you hold on one- Can you hold on-

'''Lee:''' Hello!

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, can you hold on one second, please?

'''Lee:''' Hi, Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, hi. Thanks for coming down. Can we do this another time? I really don't have time for it right now, Lee. (''Back on the phone''.) Yeah, that's right, how long should it take?

'''Lee:''' No, no, no, no, no-no-no-no-no. Maybe we can help! Charlie, can we help?

'''Charlie:''' (''Into the phone''.) S- Can you hold on one sec, sorry?

'''Lee:''' Can we help?

'''Charlie:''' Look- Um, not unless one of you can get into this. (''Gestures to the bag next to her''.) I don't have anyone to-

'''Julia:''' Oh! What a great idea!

'''Lee:''' (''Puts his arm around Julia''.) And so our intrepid production assistant Julia (''Julia tries to pull away''.) decides to bravely step into the egg suit!

'''Charlie:''' No-no-no-no, Lee. It's definitely more your size.

'''Lee:''' Oh, I don't think I should go in it, no.

'''Charlie:''' Lee...

'''Julia:''' Yeah!

'''Charlie:''' Lee, please. Oh, it's perfect for you! You'd be amazing!

'''Julia:''' Come on, Lee. Do us a favor.

'''Charlie:''' You'd really be helping us out. Come on, Lee, please?

'''Lee:''' Um...

'''Charlie:''' You'd be great. Uh, yeah? Yeah? (''Grabs a pair of gloves out of the bag''.) Okay, well I've got gloves here. (''Hands them to Lee''.) Oh, you've just got to stand here; it's so easy. Hang on. (''Lee looks angrily into the camera''.) Look, look, the shoes. "Egg-cellent"!

(''Cut to Julia trying to count all of the eggs in the car. Lee shows up behind her in the costume''.)

'''Lee:''' Julia, I don't want to do it! Julia! I look like a right ninny! (''Julia laughs at Lee''.) I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it! (''Runs away''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh, Lee, I'm only joking!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it!

'''Julia:''' Lee! Lee!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it any more!

'''Julia:''' Lee!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it!

'''Julia:''' Lee! (''Grabs onto the egg suit''.)

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it! No! Stop it!

'''Charlie:''' Lee, stop running!

(''Cut to Lee calmed down''.)

'''Lee:''' I don't want to.

'''Charlie:''' Calm down.

'''Julia:''' Why don't we go and ask these people here?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, we'll go over there.

'''Julia:''' We can get him to do that, can't we?

'''Lee:''' Oh, what's that? (''Grabs for the bucket in Charlie's hand''.) Let me have some goo!

'''Charlie:''' No-no-no-no, Lee!

'''Lee:''' Just give me a bit...

'''Julia:''' No!

'''Charlie:''' Lee! Please.

'''Lee:''' I just wanted a little bit...

'''Julia:''' You can't get it.

'''Lee:''' I-I'm not doing it! (''Runs away''.)

'''Charlie and Julia:''' Lee! (''Run after Lee''.)

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it!

'''Charlie and Julia:''' Lee!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it! OW!

'''Julia:''' Lee, stop!

'''Lee:''' OW!

(''Cut to Lee approaching two women''.)

'''Lee:''' I'm gonna get my goo out; would you like to taste it? I'm not scary, I'm "egg-cellent"! And how many eggs are in that car?

'''Woman:''' Five-thousand, two-hundred and twenty seven.

(''Cut to Lee talking to a man''.)

'''Lee:''' How many eggs do you think are in this Creme Egg?

'''Man:''' Um, about a million.

'''Lee:''' A million eggs?

'''Man:''' Yeah, it's got-

'''Lee:''' Would you like to taste my goo?

'''Man:''' Yeah, kind of, where is it?

'''Lee:''' You want to taste my goo?

'''Man:''' Yeah, where's your goo?

'''Lee:''' It's inside me.

(''Cut to Lee running after people''.)

'''Lee:''' Excuse me! No, come back! Come back! Come back!

(''Cut to Lee talking to a woman''.)

'''Lee:''' Look at that car. Look at that car over there. How many eggs?

'''Woman:''' Two-thousand eight.

'''Lee:''' Two-thousand and eight eggs.

'''Woman:''' Yeah.

'''Lee:''' No. That's a good guess because that's the year. I see what you did.

(''Cut to Lee talking to another woman''.)

'''Lee:''' How many Creme Eggs do you think are in that van? A hundred million! A hundred million! Beautiful, but not very good at counting.

(''Cut to Lee talking to a man''.)

'''Lee:''' Uh, hi there! I'm a Cadbury's Creme Egg! What are you?

'''Man:''' Yes, it is. I'm, uh, earnest.

'''Lee:''' Do you want to taste my goo?

'''Man:''' Uh, kind of.

(''Cut to Lee dragging a woman toward the car''.)

'''Lee:''' Now, how many Cadbury's Creme Eggs do you think are in this van? How many?

'''Woman:''' Five-thousand.

'''Lee:''' Five-thousand? Well, you're wrong, you're wrong, but would you like to taste my goo anyway?

(''Cut to Charlie talking with the Cadbury Representative''.)

'''Charlie:''' No, I put the permit in the car. It's on the dashboard.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Well you can't park it in the middle of the street. You're gonna get us arrested!

'''Charlie:''' No, no, look it's on the-

'''Crowd:''' Yay!

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Look...

'''Lee:''' Shall I cover them in goo?

'''Cadbury Representative:''' I'm sorry, I'm ''really'' not happy about this. (Inaudible) You're gonna have to move-

'''Charlie:''' Why?

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Because you've got to sort this out now, yeah?

(''Lee puts goo on the Cadbury Representative's face as the crowd cheers''.)

'''Charlie:''' Look, I'm sorr- (''Lee puts goo on Charlie's face''.) Lee, stop it! I'm sorry. Lee, stop it! (''Lee puts more goo on the Cadbury Representative's face''.) I'm sorry. I'm honestly so sorry. This was never meant to happen. Lee, you moron! What are you doing?

'''Cadbury Representative:''' You've got to sort this out now!

'''Charlie:''' I've got some napkins in the car. Hang on.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' I can't believe this.

'''Charlie:''' Just hang on one second.

(''Charlie opens the car's door and Cadbury Creme Eggs pour onto the street. The crowd cheers and everyone, including Charlie, rushes to pick them up. Julia jumps on camera''.)

'''Julia:''' Uh, well... All's well that ends well! And what have we learned? Obviously don't work with Lee, giant Creme Eggs or children. So this is Julia reporting from Leicester Square, reminding you, uh, it's all about the goo. Thanks!

==Notes==
*This video was posted to Charlie's account, though Julia added the description. It is also unknown who the cameraman is, though it is presumably someone from JustIncredible.TV.

Jennie Fan Club

2008-01-08T23:39:22Z

71.97.162.196: /* Members */

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Welcome Jennie fans! This is a club for those of us that think Jennie is the hottest thing since roasted marshmallows! Put your username on the member list to join!

== Members ==

- JustAnotherLonelyGirl.

- HeatherAnneDear

- Poor_Little_Rich_Boy

- voyboy

- Lala3434

- Virginian9000

- Malinbow

- Sammisocute

- Chippercat

- justjeff

- StrippedSmile

- BitterArithmetic

- Charlie_Star

- poknish

- New Voice of Reason

-Beckimehn

- Shawnslovingwife

== Favorite Jennie Moments ==

- Her imitation of the "It's a Small World" ride!

- When she talked about Carl's black aura!

== Fan Art & Stuff! ==
~Add Fan Art, Fan Videos, or anything else you make in honor of Jennie here!~

[[Category:Character fan clubs]]

Linc

2007-07-26T15:20:40Z

71.97.187.10: /* Background */

'''Linc D''', sometimes known by his two usernames '''dehteraew''' and '''lofisyndicate''', is a character in the [[Maddison Avenue]] [[ARG]]. He is an ex-[[OpAphid]] agent, who is on the run from [[the Order]]. Linc's username dehteraew (which, backwards, is "We Are the D") chronicles his life as an ex-OpAphid agent. He recently changed his username after [[15over15]] contacted him, and told him to protect [[Redearth|Rachel]]. At the sime time, 15over15 told [[Clara Stokes]] to "keep her camera on."

==Background==
Linc is an ex-[[OpAphid]] agent. The Order has tried to shoot him, drown him, and even blow him up. Somehow he evades his foes and always bounces back. In his videos, he communicates with the [[TAAG]] as well as [[Tachyon]], [[Maddison Atkins|Maddison]], and others.

When the [[War Pylol]] [[I Heard Pain, Odd Evil Fiction|video]] was discovered, Linc fled to Texas to save Maddison, but was unable to get to her in time. He had helped Maddison and [[Adam]], alongside the rest of us, to try and discover the mysterious identity of [[Mr. Zipp]].

Linc has recently made a reappearance with a new [[YouTube]] username, lofisyndicate. However, dehteraew is still active. He has informed us that he has been abandoned by his leader, and is currently being stalked 24/7 by an evil pre-recorded phone message. He receives a phone call every hour stating a message that he has until the 21st, but does not state for what. When the number is called, a music mashup puzzle is heard. The character [[15over15]] is then discovered.

On the 21st, he rescues [[Redearth|Rachel]] from an OpAphid agent inside of a clinic, where she was awaiting the results of an STD test.

What is the significance of Linc's story to the rest of the LG15 Universe? Will he ever escape the Order, or bring them to their knees? Read more about Linc, former OpAphid agent, [http://lg15today.blogspot.com/2007/07/who-is-linc-d.html here.]

==Connection to [[Redearth|Rachel]]==
Recently 15over15 has contacted Linc, and told him to protect Rachel (presumably from [[the Order]]). He has been stalking her, until one day when Rachel saw him in the park, and he was filming her. He told her he was filming his cousin, and the two [[Interrogation + Date = INTERRODATING|went on a date]], and planned to hit up garage sales later. However, Rachel saw Linc's cousin, and found out he wasn't filming her. In the video [[Inside the Clinic]], Linc rescues Rachel from an OpAphid agent.

==List of Videos==
*Intense Jihad, If Cubit Dipped by [http://www.youtube.com/dehteraew dehteraew] ({{youtube|uh_7A1m4br4|watch}})
*war by [http://www.youtube.com/dehteraew dehteraew] ({{youtube|p7uO7n4G28I|watch}})
*Lo-Fi Resurgence by [http://www.youtube.com/lofisyndicate lofisyndicate] ({{youtube|fl0qOvr1ELc|watch}})
*Make It Go Away by [http://www.youtube.com/lofisyndicate lofisyndicate] ({{youtube|mobaSWH9NMc|watch}})
*Creepy Stalking 101 by [http://www.youtube.com/lofisyndicate lofisyndicate] ({{youtube|lBbzvce0utI|watch}})
*Interrogation + Date = INTERRODATING by [http://www.youtube.com/redearth redearth] ({{youtube|pGHlbrkfhnc|watch}})
*The Best Deceptions by [http://www.youtube.com/redearth redearth] ({{youtube|lhNIr7u_9F0|watch}})
*Inside The Clinic by [http://www.youtube.com/lofisyndicate lofisyndicate] ({{youtube|84N4o6IS6DI|watch}})

[[Category:Maddison Atkins characters]]

Best moments of 2006

2007-01-01T04:29:40Z

71.97.129.221: /* Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' This page was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X
#Fleeing the Watchers X,X,
#Grillz X,X,X,X,X,X
#P*Monkey Boogies X,
#Christmas Surprise X,X,X,X,X,X
#On the Run
#Poor PlutoX,X,X,X,X,X
#Proving Longitude Wrong X
#Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)
#What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?
#The Unthinkable Happened X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,Z,X,X
#Gemma [Part V]
#My Difficult Decision X,

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home). X
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X,X,X,X,X
# ”My name is Jessica Rose. I’m 25. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,X,X,X,X,X,XA
# Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed) X
# Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities) X
# Daniel: Is that on?
# Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast) X,X,X
# the "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened)X,X,X,X

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

#"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak - X,X,X,X,X,X,X
#"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX
#"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ
# "1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - voyboy
#"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy X,X,X,X,X,X
#"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985
#"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke
#Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella X
#"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct
#"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella
#"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct
#"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct X,X,X,
#"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo) X
#"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU
#"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE
#"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching - X,
#"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board X, X, X, X, X

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 X, X, X
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X, X, X, X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: X,X,X,X,X
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

*Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" (edited)- X X X X X x
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now

*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE…WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff…at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:…o…
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that’s been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don’t trust any other brand.
</pre>

* creation of the LG15 Defence Force X

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

Best moments of 2006

2006-12-31T18:27:11Z

71.97.129.221: /* Best Moments */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X,X
#Fleeing the Watchers X,X,
#The Grillz X X
#P*Monkey Boogies X,
#Christmas Surprise X,X,X

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X,X,
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X,X,X,
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,X,X
# Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed) X
# Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities)

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

#"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143&play=1 - T.W. Janiak - X,X,X
#"Now Hiring" - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143 - ApotheosisAZ
#"In Stores Now" - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=137&play=1 - Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ
#"itskassie", "1-800-kassie", "It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"(all of them) - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143&play=1 / http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143&play=1 - voyboy
#Lonely-Crack Heads Anonymous -http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143&play=1 - nobby1985

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board X, X

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 X
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X, X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: X,X
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

*Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" (edited)- X X
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now

*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE…WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff…at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:…o…
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that’s been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don’t trust any other brand.
</pre>

* creation of the LG15 Defence Force X

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

Best moments of 2006

2006-12-31T18:23:53Z

71.97.129.221: /* Best Video */

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= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X,X
#Fleeing the Watchers X,X,
#The Grillz X X
#P*Monkey Boogies X,
#Christmas Surprise X,X,X

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,X,X
# Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed) X
# Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities)

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

#"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143&play=1 - T.W. Janiak - X,X,X
#"Now Hiring" - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143 - ApotheosisAZ
#"In Stores Now" - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=137&play=1 - Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ
#"itskassie", "1-800-kassie", "It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"(all of them) - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143&play=1 / http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143&play=1 - voyboy
#Lonely-Crack Heads Anonymous -http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143&play=1 - nobby1985

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board X, X

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 X
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X, X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: X
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

*Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" (edited)- X X
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now

*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE…WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff…at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:…o…
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that’s been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don’t trust any other brand.
</pre>

* creation of the LG15 Defence Force X

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>