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I Know What Boys Like

2007-06-16T13:35:47Z

71.233.149.212: /* Notes */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0193
| image = 0193-SarahRemovingTopWithTaylor.jpg
| caption = Now ''this'' is what boys like!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = May 15th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|253}}
| forumid = 10256
| length = 3:12
| description = Jonas and Daniel seem really upset right now, so I wanted to cheer them up. Apparently Sarah had a different idea of what that meant.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = 1500 Miles
| Next = Let's Play Doctor

| PreviousB = I Recognize Her!
| NextB = My Sister = Slut
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''I Know What Boys Like''' is the one hundred ninety-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' These last few days have been pretty tough. Bree took off and I (''pause'') I kind of blame myself. I mean, I am the one who told them to come here. Anyway, I was in the forum, moping all weekend. I don't know what I would've done without you guys so, thanks for cheering me up. And Jonas, I guess you're right, I mean, it really isn't my fault that Bree's missing, I just... I wish that we had something to go on. Anything. So enough of that. I'm worried about Jonas and Daniel. Daniel in particular. They called us last night to hang out, but my mom would ''not'' let us go. So typical of her. Ever since (''pause'') my dad left... nevermind. Daniel, Jonas, even though I can't leave the house, I'm gonna to cheer you up. You need some cheering up.

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside of Sarah's door. There is a note on the door saying "Memories Flooded My Mind. Like a delicate symphony Wet with Blood." Taylor points to it.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah's new quote of the day. So, I thought this would be more fun with Sarah, but as usual, she's being lame. (''as Sarah with half her face covered by her hair'') "Taylor, video blogging is for babies."

(''Cuts back to Taylor in her room'')

'''Taylor:''' What the [[Four-letter words|hell]] is Sarah's problem? It's not like I did anything wrong. She's always so angry. Ever since dad left, she's been getting more and more bitter. This whole "I hate the world" thing is totally an act. It's not her. Freshmen year she was a cheerleader. (''She holds up a picture.'')

(''Video cuts, Sarah is now in Taylor's room with her.'')

'''Taylor:''' So Sarah decided to contribute. After much protest, she is here.

'''Sarah:''' I'm only doing this for you guys. (''Winks'') Video blogging - still stupid. As for Taylor, little baby brat. (''She pushes Taylor.'')

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me Sarah.

(''Sarah waves her arms around Taylor's head.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, stop it.

(''She pushes Sarah. Sarah pushes her back.'')

'''Taylor:''' So, what should we do?

'''Sarah:''' You tell me chief. Your idea.

'''Taylor:''' What do boys like?

(''Sarah looks at the camera suggestively and begins to unzip her jacket.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are you doing?! Sarah!!

(''She moves in front of Sarah. Camera cuts and Sarah is sitting on the bed with her back to the camera.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah is now officially in time out. I'm going to present to you a more PG form of entertainment - soccer! I'm going to share with you a little soccer slang. I'm going to tell you all the ways...

'''Sarah:''' Booooorrrinnnngg.

'''Taylor:''' ...all the ways that you can say you beat someone. You waste them, you paste them, we took them out behind the wood pile, we...

(''Sarah gets up and puts her hand over Taylor's mouth.'')

'''Sarah:''' Every time you score a goal, a starving child in Africa dies.

'''Taylor:''' God, you're so morbid.

(''Cuts to Taylor and Sarah sitting next to each other again.'')

'''Taylor:''' Well, that didn't go over too well here. (''Sarah shakes her head no.'') Sarah thinks she can do things that are more funny, (''Sarah nods her head yes.'') so without further adieu, I present stupid Sarah tricks.

(''Sarah lifts her leg up and bends it in various directions.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, that's just lame. You want to be impressed? I can do this.

(''She gets close the the camera and begins to shake her eyeballs. Sarah does weird things with her tongue. Taylor "honks" her nose.)

'''Sarah:''' (''over the top of Taylor's honking noise'') You, you were adopted.

(''Cuts to the girls holding cherries.'')

'''Taylor:''' Now for the grand finale, Sarah will attempt to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue.

'''Sarah:''' A very difficult task.

(''The girls put the cherries in their mouth. After a few seconds, they take them out. Sarah's is in a knot, but Taylor's is just bent.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ta da!

'''Taylor:''' I came kinda close... So I think that's all we got for you today boys. Hope we weren't too boring.

'''Sarah:''' I don't have anything to say.

'''Taylor:''' Well, that's because you're a boring person.

'''Sarah:''' No, actually, I'm terribly intellectual, I just chose to not be narcissistic like some people.

'''Taylor:''' I'm not narciss... I'm not.

==Notes==
*The title of this blog is no doubt a reference to the 1982 song "I Know What Boys Like" by {{wikipedia|The_Waitresses|The Waitresses}}. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCEVLaqoC7E&mode=related&search=]

*While Sarah is in her "time out", she flashes a "corna" toward the camera. While she most likely uses this symbol in its "Rock 'n' Roll" context, the corna also has many associations with the Occult. [[Aleister Crowley]] used a variation on this symbol in rituals to form the "Horns of Pan." [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corna#Variations_of_the_gesture] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aleister_Crowley_4.png]

* Sarah's tongue dexterity insinuates both licentious sexual proclivities as well as duplicitous speech--two traits often associated with the Occult (and teens).

*This video appeared on YouTube before it appeared on lonelygirl15.com

*Not only is this the first official video of Taylor's, it's also the first of hers to have "Faction: The Resistance" written in the summary. Some think that this now means that Taylor might be with [[BDJ]] now to actually fight the Order.

*Jonas replied to this video on YouTube by saying "Wow Taylor, thanks so much for making this vid. It made Daniel and me laugh - we kind of needed that."

I Know What Boys Like

2007-06-16T13:35:12Z

71.233.149.212: /* Notes */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0193
| image = 0193-SarahRemovingTopWithTaylor.jpg
| caption = Now ''this'' is what boys like!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = May 15th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|253}}
| forumid = 10256
| length = 3:12
| description = Jonas and Daniel seem really upset right now, so I wanted to cheer them up. Apparently Sarah had a different idea of what that meant.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = 1500 Miles
| Next = Let's Play Doctor

| PreviousB = I Recognize Her!
| NextB = My Sister = Slut
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''I Know What Boys Like''' is the one hundred ninety-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' These last few days have been pretty tough. Bree took off and I (''pause'') I kind of blame myself. I mean, I am the one who told them to come here. Anyway, I was in the forum, moping all weekend. I don't know what I would've done without you guys so, thanks for cheering me up. And Jonas, I guess you're right, I mean, it really isn't my fault that Bree's missing, I just... I wish that we had something to go on. Anything. So enough of that. I'm worried about Jonas and Daniel. Daniel in particular. They called us last night to hang out, but my mom would ''not'' let us go. So typical of her. Ever since (''pause'') my dad left... nevermind. Daniel, Jonas, even though I can't leave the house, I'm gonna to cheer you up. You need some cheering up.

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside of Sarah's door. There is a note on the door saying "Memories Flooded My Mind. Like a delicate symphony Wet with Blood." Taylor points to it.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah's new quote of the day. So, I thought this would be more fun with Sarah, but as usual, she's being lame. (''as Sarah with half her face covered by her hair'') "Taylor, video blogging is for babies."

(''Cuts back to Taylor in her room'')

'''Taylor:''' What the [[Four-letter words|hell]] is Sarah's problem? It's not like I did anything wrong. She's always so angry. Ever since dad left, she's been getting more and more bitter. This whole "I hate the world" thing is totally an act. It's not her. Freshmen year she was a cheerleader. (''She holds up a picture.'')

(''Video cuts, Sarah is now in Taylor's room with her.'')

'''Taylor:''' So Sarah decided to contribute. After much protest, she is here.

'''Sarah:''' I'm only doing this for you guys. (''Winks'') Video blogging - still stupid. As for Taylor, little baby brat. (''She pushes Taylor.'')

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me Sarah.

(''Sarah waves her arms around Taylor's head.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, stop it.

(''She pushes Sarah. Sarah pushes her back.'')

'''Taylor:''' So, what should we do?

'''Sarah:''' You tell me chief. Your idea.

'''Taylor:''' What do boys like?

(''Sarah looks at the camera suggestively and begins to unzip her jacket.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are you doing?! Sarah!!

(''She moves in front of Sarah. Camera cuts and Sarah is sitting on the bed with her back to the camera.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah is now officially in time out. I'm going to present to you a more PG form of entertainment - soccer! I'm going to share with you a little soccer slang. I'm going to tell you all the ways...

'''Sarah:''' Booooorrrinnnngg.

'''Taylor:''' ...all the ways that you can say you beat someone. You waste them, you paste them, we took them out behind the wood pile, we...

(''Sarah gets up and puts her hand over Taylor's mouth.'')

'''Sarah:''' Every time you score a goal, a starving child in Africa dies.

'''Taylor:''' God, you're so morbid.

(''Cuts to Taylor and Sarah sitting next to each other again.'')

'''Taylor:''' Well, that didn't go over too well here. (''Sarah shakes her head no.'') Sarah thinks she can do things that are more funny, (''Sarah nods her head yes.'') so without further adieu, I present stupid Sarah tricks.

(''Sarah lifts her leg up and bends it in various directions.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, that's just lame. You want to be impressed? I can do this.

(''She gets close the the camera and begins to shake her eyeballs. Sarah does weird things with her tongue. Taylor "honks" her nose.)

'''Sarah:''' (''over the top of Taylor's honking noise'') You, you were adopted.

(''Cuts to the girls holding cherries.'')

'''Taylor:''' Now for the grand finale, Sarah will attempt to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue.

'''Sarah:''' A very difficult task.

(''The girls put the cherries in their mouth. After a few seconds, they take them out. Sarah's is in a knot, but Taylor's is just bent.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ta da!

'''Taylor:''' I came kinda close... So I think that's all we got for you today boys. Hope we weren't too boring.

'''Sarah:''' I don't have anything to say.

'''Taylor:''' Well, that's because you're a boring person.

'''Sarah:''' No, actually, I'm terribly intellectual, I just chose to not be narcissistic like some people.

'''Taylor:''' I'm not narciss... I'm not.

==Notes==
*The title of this blog is no doubt a reference to the 1982 song "I Know What Boys Like" by {{wikipedia|The_Waitresses|The Waitresses}}.
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCEVLaqoC7E&mode=related&search=]

*While Sarah is in her "time out", she flashes a "corna" toward the camera. While she most likely uses this symbol in its "Rock 'n' Roll" context, the corna also has many associations with the Occult. [[Aleister Crowley]] used a variation on this symbol in rituals to form the "Horns of Pan." [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corna#Variations_of_the_gesture] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aleister_Crowley_4.png]

* Sarah's tongue dexterity insinuates both licentious sexual proclivities as well as duplicitous speech--two traits often associated with the Occult (and teens).

*This video appeared on YouTube before it appeared on lonelygirl15.com

*Not only is this the first official video of Taylor's, it's also the first of hers to have "Faction: The Resistance" written in the summary. Some think that this now means that Taylor might be with [[BDJ]] now to actually fight the Order.

*Jonas replied to this video on YouTube by saying "Wow Taylor, thanks so much for making this vid. It made Daniel and me laugh - we kind of needed that."

TWJaniak: Truth in Friendship

2007-03-01T03:57:29Z

71.233.149.74:

{{HSAO
| name = TWJaniak: Truth in Friendship
| number = 1-04
| image =
| caption =
| date = October 13, 2006
| YTcode = OdgSKlKchNQ
| description = Guestspeaker: We are proud to present TWJaniak, sharing an important lesson for all of our students. We at HSA deeply appreciate the time TWJaniak took to provide our students with his valuable wisdom.
| tags = hsaonline twjaniak lg15 guestspeaker friendship truth
| Previous = Training Video: Academics
| Next = Memo
}}
'''TWJaniak: Truth in Friendship''' is the fourth video put up by Ms. Kelly of [[The Homeschoolers Aggregate]]. It is a guest lecture by [[TWJaniak]].

==Transcript==
Image of trees by a river in fall. Looks a bit windy. "Truth: the property of being in accord with fact or reality. These realities can be liberating or they can be frightening, leaving us cold and defenseless, alone in the world. Truth can be a thing of beauty and a source of great comfort, but when misinterprated, truth can seem to be a nightmare. Students, your peers, Bree and Daniel are both suffering in their friendship because of a misunderstanding of the truth on both of their parts. For Daniel; he believes Bree is in danger in her ceremony because of the scant information he has about Aleister Crowley and his more nefarious undertakings throughout his life. Because of this, he believes Bree is in danger. Bree, on the other hand, believes Daniel is selfish and wants Bree to be the person he wants Bree to be. Both Bree and Daniel are operating under oppinions that they think are fact, that they think are reality, but they are both wrong. So what are people to do in their friendships and relationships when they may not have all the facts, when truth is not entirely understood? The bridge between friendship and truth is trust. Daniel needs to trust that Bree knows what she's talking about, Bree, for her part, needs to trust that Daniel is only operating under what he knows to be fact. She has an obligation ot correct those facts. In your relationships with friends, do not presume to know the truth. Trust your friends, trust that they know what they need, but also trust when your friends come to you with concerns. Explain to them what you understant to be the truth and listen to them and let them do the same for you. A world without trust is a frightening and scary place, learn to trust eachother, otherwise your friendships and truth will be as cold and as barren as this Friday the thirteenth."
Orange screen with white text reading "HSA Online".
"We know what you need."

Training Video: Academics

2007-03-01T01:55:00Z

71.233.149.74:

{{HSAO
| name = Training Video: Academics
| number = 1-03
| image =
| caption =
| date = October 3, 2006
| YTcode = Rg9iZbcAxFw
| description = Follow our rules to avoid consequences. 
visit hsao.net
| tags = hsaonline hsa lonelygirl15
| Previous = Training Video- Peer Interaction
| Next = TWJaniak: Truth in Friendship
}}
'''Training Video- Peer Interaction''' is the third video put up by Ms. Kelly of [[The Homeschoolers Aggregate]].

==Transcript==
We start with the planet spinning around the sun. There's a blue background with a red tab with white text reading "HSA presents training video 3"
Brown screen with white text reading "Academic Obligations". 
"One: How to Prepare for Discussions" 
"Be sure to read. Two to three hours a day of academic reading is a must." 
"You can also enjoy up to two hours of pleasurable reading from our reading list." 
"Write one response paper for each discussion question. This will allow your assistant to be sure you fully understand the work." 
"This paper should be submitted in MLA format as an attachment and uploaded to our private user forum."

Screen turns a deep raspberry colour, text remains white. "Two: How to Prepare Family Work" 
"You should complete the work from your family curriculum daily. This consists of the reading and discussion questions developed by Ms. Kelly and your parents." 
"This work from your family curriculum should be emailed as an attachment to your assistant. Your assistant is the only peerson you should privately email."

Screen turns dark indigo, text remains white. "Three: A Reminder Please refrain from using our guestbook at the hsaonline page to comment. This guestbook is for visitors, interested parties, and those wishing to renew." 
"Those who have been expelled should refrain from using the guestbook to make contact. We will contact you and your family at the nescisary time."

Screen turns green, text remains white. "Finally: please stay focused on the work at hand. Your family curriculum should not be discussed with peers."

Screen turns raspberry again, text remains white. "Study up, students." 
"Not a neat pity. Seek specter." 
"Homeschoolers Aggregate Online"

Planet spinning around sun, blue background, red banner with white text reading "HSA training video 3"

Screen returns to raspberry with white text. "HSA builds strong families."

YouTubers Secret Language

2007-01-14T19:40:45Z

71.233.149.74:

{{Blogpic
|blogger = [[Bree]]
|name = [[YouTubers Secret Language]]
|image = SecretLang.jpg
|caption = Bree's all about asking the tough questions.
|number = -1
|date = May 26, 2006
|url = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51h0dDsxxMc YouTube.com]
|description = I love all you guys, but sometimes I have NOOOO idea what you are saying. So, I thought I'd try to translate it myself :)
|song = More Than Words by Frankie J
|tags = [[paytotheorderofofof]] [[thewinekone]] gestures filthywhore kaiserro11 brookers scream0 sexxiebebe23 morbeck love bowiechick}}

'''YouTubers Secret Language''' is the second video posted on YouTube by [[lonelygirl15]]. The video refers to many popular YouTube users at the time. The video is not technically a blog, because it was edited from other users' material and was made before [[Bree]] had a webcam.

{{Nextblog2
|Previous = [[Paytotheorderofofof vs. Dinosaur]]
|Current = [[YouTubers Secret Language]]
|Next = [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]]
}}

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:LG15 videos]]

YouTubers Secret Language

2007-01-14T19:31:58Z

71.233.149.74:

this bitch is a homo

{{Blogpic
|blogger = [[Bree]]
|name = [[YouTubers Secret Language]]
|image = SecretLang.jpg
|caption = Bree's all about asking the tough questions.
|number = -1
|date = May 26, 2006
|url = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51h0dDsxxMc YouTube.com]
|description = I love all you guys, but sometimes I have NOOOO idea what you are saying. So, I thought I'd try to translate it myself :)
|song = More Than Words by Frankie J
|tags = [[paytotheorderofofof]] [[thewinekone]] gestures filthywhore kaiserro11 brookers scream0 sexxiebebe23 morbeck love bowiechick}}

'''YouTubers Secret Language''' is the second video posted on YouTube by [[lonelygirl15]]. The video refers to many popular YouTube users at the time. The video is not technically a blog, because it was edited from other users' material and was made before [[Bree]] had a webcam.

{{Nextblog2
|Previous = [[Paytotheorderofofof vs. Dinosaur]]
|Current = [[YouTubers Secret Language]]
|Next = [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]]
}}

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:LG15 videos]]