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Groping in the Dark

2007-11-14T04:38:20Z

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==Transcript==
(''Opens with a black screen.'')

'''Jonas:''' [[Daniel]], what the hell happened to you, man? The guy came out, and you were inside, and you had the keys to our car!'''

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, and we were still snooping around in his truck!

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, so we hid in here, and then we're locked in! And, I dunno, we're somewhere-- on the road somewhere, I dunno.

'''Sarah:''' Do you have the night vision on?

'''Jonas:''' Uhh...(''Turns night vision on'') yeah. (''Pans camera from self to Sarah.'')

'''Sarah:''' Look, all I'm saying is you better be following us because we have no idea where we are.

(''Camera pans to show stacks of boxes in the back of the truck'')

'''Sarah:''' (''Whispering'') So freaking ridiculous! (''Camera goes back to Sarah.'')

'''Jonas:''' You look really weird.

(''Scene cuts. A truck horn blares in the background. The camera turns on showing a box labeled "[[Lullaby Project]]." The date and time shown in the lower right corner reads "FRI 11/09/07 3:37 PM." Jonas is opening boxes.'')

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, you don't have to open all of them, they're exactly the same.

(''Each box contains liquid [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glucose glucose], a syringe, and vials of vitamin B12, also known as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanocobalamin cyanocobalamin].)

'''Jonas:''' (''rummaging through a box'') Vitamin B12...huh.

(''Scene cuts. Date and time reads "SAT 11/10/07 5:02 AM."'')

'''Jonas:''' FOURTEEN HOURS.

'''Sarah:''' (''off-camera'') How about we play charades?

'''Jonas:''' I'm hoping that sooner or later we're gonna find a Wi-Fi signal somewhere.

'''Sarah:''' (''off-camera'') Helen Keller charades...

'''Jonas:''' And then I'll send this out. When I can.

'''Sarah:''' You can't really play with visuals. You can't see anything. So I guess we'll play by touch.

'''Jonas:''' Sarah, (''poked by Sarah'') OW! Sarah!

'''Sarah:''' Sounds like...

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, hopefully you will get this, and then you'll find us before the bad guys do, or before (''points camera toward self'') I kill Sarah.

(''Sarah pretends to hang herself. Truck stops short and Sarah and Jonas are thrown by the force.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ow!

'''Jonas:''' (''whispering'') Where are you?

'''Sarah:''' I'm over here.

'''Jonas:''' (''whispering'') Where?

(''Scene cuts. Jonas drink the last of a bottle of liquid glucose.'')

'''Jonas:''' Great. Another one's empty.

(''Camera shows Sarah. Date and time reads "SUN 11/11/07 12:02 PM."'')

'''Jonas:''' Oh, I have great news for everyone, too. SOMEONE left the camera on, and now it barely has any power.

'''Sarah:''' I didn't leave the camera on.

'''Jonas:''' (''mumbling'') Yeah, you did. Would you shut that (''referring to the laptop'')? We need it to look for a signal.

'''Sarah:''' I told you, the penlight is dead and I can't sit here in the dark for another hour.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well we're gonna BE in the dark if that thing dies, and then we'll never find a signal.

'''Sarah:''' Fine (''shuts laptop'').

(''Scene cuts. Date and time reads "SUN 11/11/07 11:17 PM." Jonas appears tired and Sarah seems to be trying to sleep. Scene cuts again. Date and time reads "MON 11/12/07 9:03 AM." Jonas is rummaging through another box and finds what appears to be a food bar of some sort. He waves it at the camera and he and Sarah laugh.'')

'''Sarah:''' Food! Or something like it.

(''Scene cuts to dark'')

'''Jonas:''' You okay?

'''Sarah:''' I can't be in here anymore! I can't be in here anymore, I can't be in here anymore, I can't be in here anymore! (''Keeps repeating with escalating volume.'')

'''Jonas:''' Sarah!

(''Night vision turns on. Date and time reads "MON 11/12/07 10:07 PM."'')

'''Sarah:''' (''screaming'') Let me out! Let me out! I can't be here!"

'''Jonas:''' (''while physically restraining Sarah'') Yes, you can, listen to me--

'''Sarah:''' (''crying'') No!

'''Jonas:''' Breathe, breathe. You're okay, I'm right here, breathe! In, out. You're okay! I'm right here with you, I'm right here, we're gonna get out of here.

'''Sarah:''' (''crying'') I can't be here anymore.

(''Scene cuts. Date and time reads "TUE 11/13/07 9:00 AM." Jonas is opening the laptop.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, I found a WiFi signal. It's really faint, but I think it's gonna work. I have no idea where we are, but when you get this, I don't know, maybe...maybe you can figure out where we are. I don't know what's gonna happen when that door opens, but uh...wish us luck.

==Notes==
*Jonas and Sarah have spent approximately 90 hours, almost 4 days, in the van at the time of this upload.
*The question of the whereabouts of bowel movements and urination is left unanswered in this video, as having been in the truck for 4 days both would have inevitably happened.
*Only ONE airhole is seen in this whole video. Scientifically speaking if Jonas and Sarah had not had that airhole, and for the number of boxes in the truck, and for 4 days, they would have suffocated. Also, human beings can last only 3 days without water. Its a mystery how they were able to survive for so long.

User talk:YouWish

2007-11-13T04:05:02Z

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haha dude. Im feelin that caption you put up on the recap vid! Don't let nobody take it down aite! Props!--[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

Stakeout... With A Girl

2007-09-22T00:47:15Z

71.155.145.123: /* Notes */

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| caption = Today's episode brought to you by Splenda... "These things will kill you!"
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| date = September 20th, 2007
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==Transcript==
(''Jonas's car is in a parking lot with Sarah inside holding the camera and upbeat rock playing on the stereo. Jonas is walking towards the car with a coffee carrier in his hand.'')

'''Sarah:''' Hello.

(''Jonas opens the car door.'')

'''Sarah:''' Did you get me my Splenda?

'''Jonas:''' (''getting into the driver's seat'') Ahhhhhh. Here.

'''Sarah:''' Thank you.

'''Jonas:''' (''closing the door'') I did get you your Splenda, but before I give it to you I want you to know that these things will kill you. (''holding up two yellow packets'') And I'm not responsible for that.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, you know nothing. They're completely natural. Just like my blonde hair!

'''Jonas:''' (''noticing the music on the stereo'') What is this?

'''Sarah:''' What's what?

'''Jonas:''' This is no good. Too early. (''ejects Sarah's CD'')

'''Sarah:''' What? What are you doing?

'''Jonas:''' This music. Here. (''puts in his own CD'') These guys are awesome, huh?

'''Sarah:''' Have you always been this boring?

'''Jonas:''' (''confused'') How am I boring?

(''Cut to driving in a wooded area, with Jonas talking to the camera through the rear view mirror.'')

'''Jonas:''' You know, I bet [[Carl]] and [[Sonia]]'s not even their real names.

'''Sarah:''' You're probably right. But you know what, even if we could contact Carl, it doesn't matter, because he's way too true-blue [[Hymn of One]] to believe anything.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, but I would love to talk to Sonia without Carl around, you know?

'''Sarah:''' You know what, Jonas? I don't think they know anything.

(''Cut to Jonas standing behind a tree in a park.'')

'''Sarah:''' Anyway, how do even know that Creepy Carl and Sad-Sack Sonia are gonna be here today?

'''Jonas:''' (''quietly'') Based on what I heard Sonia say, they're gonna be here ...

'''Sarah:''' (''interrupting'') Hey, say that again.

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Sarah:''' Say "Sad-Sack Sonia" three times fast.

'''Jonas:''' Sarah, seriously. Relax.

'''Sarah:''' (''sighs impatiently'') Come on.

'''Jonas:''' I had no idea you were such a perky morning person.

(''Cut to a picnic table near the street with two people sitting. Carl and Sonia's car slowly pulls up.'')

'''Sarah:''' Hey, what's that?

'''Jonas:''' Wait a minute.

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, that's them? That's...

'''Jonas:''' That's them. That's them! That's Carl and Sonia!

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God.

(''The car stops and Carl and Sonia get out. The camera pans back to Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''whispering'') Listen, I need to get a closer look.

'''Sarah:''' (''Whispering'') Jonas, you can't do that! Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' Shh! Stop!

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, they're gonna see you! (''Jonas, keeping low, runs to the next picnic table and ducks behind it.'') Fuck! What is he doing?

(''Cut to Carl and Sonia conversing with the two people, man and woman, at the far picnic table. Then cut back to Jonas, hiding behind a tree at his picnic table, waving Sarah over.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''whispering angrily'') Fine! Fine! (''running over to Jonas'') I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!

'''Jonas:''' Gimme the camera. Gimme the camera!

(''He takes the camera and points it at the group at the other picnic table. Sonya holds a document in a clip. the camera zooms in on the paper, labeled "DOMESTIC PRIVATE 001993."'')

'''Jonas:''' Let's see what they're talking about.

'''Sarah:''' Wait...what is that?

'''Jonas:''' Some paperwork...

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I know, but what...

'''Jonas:''' Shh! I'm trying to see.

'''Off-Camera Male Voice:''' Jonas!

(''Camera pans to a [[Watcher]] running from a park facility towards Jonas and Sarah.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God.

'''Watcher:''' Jonas!

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, go. Go!

'''Jonas:''' God, you're ruining everything! Come on!

'''Sarah:''' Go! Go!

'''Jonas:''' It's a freaking Watcher.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I know. Go! Go!

(''Camera pans to the picnic table, where Carl, Sonia, and the other couple have rushed to leave the premises.'')

'''Jonas:''' What is he saying?!

'''Watcher:''' Stop, I'm here to help!

'''Jonas:''' Come on! We'll find 'em later!

'''Sarah:''' Go! What is this? What is he doing here?

'''Jonas:''' RUN! Go!!!

(''Camera cuts to all Carl, Sonia, and the other two getting into Carl's car, then cuts to Sarah running.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my...what the hell?

==Non-canon version==
The original version of this video was 30 seconds longer and featured a phone call the watcher had, presumably with a colleague, talking about Emma. It was pulled off YouTube quickly and replaced by the current 2:00 min version, with Miles [http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/forum/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=14121&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15#p493181 posting an explanation] soon after, saying:
{{Quote|Miles|Hey Everyone,

Unfortunately an error was made and an older version of the “Stakeout… With A Girl” video was uploaded. I am incredibly sorry that this happened, but as I’m sure you know, sometimes mistakes are made. Please IGNORE the previous version of the video. It is NOT canon. The new version is now uploaded (without the Watcher phone conversation) and it IS canon. Thanks for your understanding.

Miles}}

==Notes==
*The Watcher's statement "Stop, I'm here to help!" seems to have been directed at Carl and Sonia and their companions, but may actually have been meant for Jonas and Sarah.
*The "DOMESTIC PRIVATE 001993" document refers to a [http://www.mamashealth.com/adopt/privateadopt.asp private adoption]. This is an adoption that is not secured through an adoption agency. This confirms that the [[Hymn of One]] itself arranges [[trait positive]] girl adoptions within the religion. The couple with whom Carl and Sonia are speaking may be interested in adopting one of these girls, who was presumably born in 1993.
*While Jonas' remark about "splenda killing someone" may have been a joke, research shows that it is actually true. Splenda is made when sugar molecules are taken and certain chemical engineering is done to remove the atomic particle that makes sugar unhealthy. This in turn, results in the compound Aspartame, which acts as a pesticide. Consuming enough aspartame could lead to health problems, which eventually could lead to death.