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Speak to Me!

2007-08-09T23:28:04Z

71.105.100.88:

{{Blog
| name = Speak to Me!
| number = 0257
| image = 0257-JonasOnCouch.JPG
| caption = Do you really think he's a mute??
| blogger = Jonas
| date = August 6th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|325}}
| forumid = 12997
| length = 2:50
| description = Toby and I came to Jonas's house to cheer him up...but it wasn't much of a success.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Jonas's house]]
| tags = {{tags|bree|Daniel|Danielbeast|Jonas|lonelygirl|lonelygirl15}}


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| song = Music: "Don't Do Me No Harm" by Beight
| cast =
{{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Toby|Cameos#Burke_Stuart{{!}}Burke Sturart}}
{{VidChar|Carla|Cameos#Taylor_Treadwell{{!}}Taylor Treadwell}}

| Previous = Lonelygirl15 Season Finale 12 of 12 – 7 pm
| Next = Sluttiness Prevails

| PreviousB = No Girls Allowed
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =

}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two hundred fifty seventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the first video of season two.

==Transcript==
'''Carla:''' Hello everyone. My boyfriend, Toby, is Jonas's cousin. And I convinced him we should come here after Bree died and see if we could get him in better spirits. But, he hasn't said a word since we've been here.

(''Cuts to Jonas doing laps in the pool.'')

'''Carla:''' All he does is swim. Hey Jonas.

(''Jonas gets out of the pool. He walks towards Carla who hands him a towel.'')

'''Carla:''' Hey, you want a towel?

(''Jonas takes the towel and walks away.'')

'''Carla:''' Wow! A thank you would have been nice.

(''Carla walks up to Jonas, who is sitting on a lawn chair.'')

'''Carla:''' How was your swim Jonas? Did you have a good swim? (''She rubs Jonas's chest, who rolls over to reject her advances.'') Come on Jonas. Say something. Just one word! Is that too much to ask?

(''Cuts to Carla and Toby in the kitchen.'')

'''Carla:''' I still can't believe he hasn't said anything to me! I mean, nothing!

'''Toby:''' You should see it, baby. He probably doesn't even want us here.

'''Carla:''' But you're his cousin. I think you should be a little more concerned about him.

'''Toby:''' After his parents died, he's really been treating the entire family like we didn't exist. So I don't really ''owe'' him anything.

'''Carla:''' You're just jealous because I flirted with him at that party. (''She tickles him.'')

'''Toby:''' Like how many decades ago was that?

(''Toby leaves the room.'')

'''Carla:''' That was easy. I wonder if it would work on Jonas?

(''Camera pans out the window to Jonas, who is putting on his swimming goggles. Cuts to Carla throwing popcorn to Jonas and Toby as they watch a movie.'')

'''Carla:''' Want some popcorn?

'''Toby:''' Leave him alone, Jesus.

'''Carla:''' I'm not gonna stop until he tells me to.

'''Toby:''' Come on. Carla, please.

'''Carla:''' (''giggles'') Oooh.

(''Jonas gets up and takes the bowl of popcorn from Carla.'')

'''Carla:''' (''giggling'') Oh my god. That was a little rough, wasn't it Jonas?

(''Jonas offers Toby some popcorn.'')

'''Carla:''' Toby! Toby!

'''Toby:''' Carla, please.

'''Carla:''' Do you really think he's a mute?

'''Toby:''' No, will you be quiet?

'''Carla:''' Jonas! He really is a mute.

(''Cuts to Toby and Carla in a car, following Jonas as he runs. They try to get Jonas to come into the car with them by honking, but Jonas ignores them.'')

'''Toby:''' See, babe, he's annoyed. You happy? This is annoying.

(''He stops driving after Jonas. Cuts to Carla as she frantically searches Jonas's house for Jonas.'')

'''Carla:''' Toby! Toby! Did you find him? TOBY!?

(''Toby enters through the back door.'')

'''Toby:''' Is he upstairs?

'''Carla:''' No, did you look outside?

'''Toby:''' Yes, he's not out there.

'''Carla:''' You sure?

'''Toby:''' Yes!

'''Carla:''' Well...

'''Toby:''' He's gone!

==Notes==
*This video takes place by the [[water theme|water]].
*Jonas is shirtless in this video. The bandage from his [[Lonelygirl15 Season Finale 9 of 12 – 4 pm|stab wound]] is clearly visible on his abdomen.
*It is unknown whether or not Toby and Carla are connected to the Order or the Hymn of One. While one might argue that nearly everybody at the [[Uncle Dan|fashionista party]] was "suspicious", [[Nikki Bower]] did tell us that [[Following the Drugs - NBR Investigates|nobody from the Order was watching the lonelygirl15 videos]]. This leads to the question of how Toby and Carla would have known of [[Lonelygirl15 Season Finale 10 of 12 – 5 pm|Bree's death]] if they were members. It is always possible that they were at high enough ranks that they were told about [[the Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony's]] completion from the Order itself, as the Order was obviously present at the Ceremony.
*If, in fact, Toby and Carla are members of the Order, one might question why the Order was sending them there in the first place. Now that they have Bree, it is clear that they no longer desire [[TAAG]], evidenced by their allowance of Jonas and Daniel to remain in the hallway sobbing after Bree's death and subsequently escape safely. Perhaps Toby and Carla are not members of the Order at all.
*It is also unclear how Toby and Carla were able to post this video to Jonas's account, as Jonas left before the final scene was filmed, and did not speak to them once, meaning he could not have given them the password. The only plausible, however unlikely explanation, is that Jonas's YouTube account was already opened and logged into on his computer when Toby and Carla found it. Another explanation is that his browser automatically logs him in / remembers his password.
*Since Spencer or Daniel aren't in this video one has to wonder if they went home and back to their lives or if they went to some undisclosed location that Jonas followed them to at the end of this video.
*The fact that Jonas is able to swim and run with his stab wound, seems to suggest that more time has passed in the Breeniverse than the two days since the posting of the season finale.
* Fans have wondered why Carla is so intent on getting Jonas (who has spent months risking his life to save a friend/lover only to be stabbed and to have her killed) to talk. Why does she care? Can't she imagine that someone in his situation might want time to himself and might not want to flirt with her.
* Fans have wondered why Toby would put up with Carla's annoyances, as well.

Sluttiness Prevails

2007-08-09T23:26:03Z

71.105.100.88:

{{Blog
| name = Sluttiness Prevails
| number = 0258
| image = 0258-SarahDressedToGoOut.jpg
| caption = Who's Daniel? You're making absolutely ''no'' sense, Taylor.
| blogger = Taylor
| date = August 7th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|326}}
| forumid =
| length = 2:34
| description = We're back in Texas, just wanted to give you an update.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Taylor's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


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| pa =
| directors =
| vidplay =
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| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Taylor}}
{{VidChar|Sarah}}

| Previous = Speak to Me!
| Next =

| PreviousB = Mission Alpha
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two hundred fifty eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the second video of season two.

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' Hey everyone. I guess it's been a while. I didn't think I was going to come on here, but I wanted to update you all on Sarah. She's back to her old ways. But she's even sluttier. If that's possible. And those are just the ones from school. It's like she's trying to punish herself for what happened with [[Bree]]. I guess, I just want my sister back. Except, less slutty.

(''Musical montage of Sarah coming into Taylor's room in various outfits and "stealing" accessories from her sister. Taylor mouths "What does she want?" to the camera. Sarah walks in again, in another outfit, and takes a headband from Taylor's bed. She puts it on.'')

'''Sarah:''' Stop filming me, okay? That's over.

'''Taylor:''' So who are you going out with tonight?

'''Sarah:''' I don't know, Scott? Andy? David? Morgan?

'''Taylor:''' You don't know the name of the guy you're going out with?

'''Sarah:''' There's so many Taylor, it's kind of hard to keep track.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, whatever happened to that guy named Daniel?

'''Sarah:''' I don't uh, know what you're talking about.

(''Sarah heads towards the door.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, wait.

'''Sarah:''' Stop filming me!

(''Cuts back to Taylor sitting at her desk.'')

'''Taylor:''' My sister pretends that Daniel doesn't even exist. I guess I don't really blame her. It's a lot easier not to think about what happened. Anyways, there's a new guy who seems like he might have potential -- [[Scott]]. But I don't think Sarah even likes him in that way. (''Paces.'') Sarah told me Scott's the only guy who hasn't tried to hook up with her. (''Sits down.'') I told her, "That's because nice guys don't sleep with girls on the first date." At least, that's what I've heard. How many dates should you go on with someone before you sleep with them in order to ''not'' be a slut? I'm just wondering. Well, Scott, if you're out there, please call her, give her another chance. She doesn't know what she's doing. (''Whispers'') She never does. In other news, we still haven't heard from [[Jonas]] or [[Daniel]]. I've tried calling them, but I guess they want to forget about us, like Sarah does. Anyway, school is starting soon, and when it does, it will be like none of this ever happened. Maybe that's how we all have to deal with life. I don't know when I'm going to blog again. Bye.

==Notes==
*The title of the video is a play of Bree's first video, [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]].
*When Taylor says "Whatever happened to that guy named Daniel?", she may be referencing [[Bree]]'s quote ("Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?") from [[Swimming!]] about the mysterious [[Cassie]].
*At the beginning of the video we can clearly see that the wall behind Taylor's bed is not a wall, but in fact a red room partition.
*Taylor is noticeably more tan than the last time she was on camera.
*This is the first video of the second season to feature two main characters at the same time.
*Interestingly enough, when [[Nikki Bower]] was [[Investigating Pins and Pints|searching Pins and Pints for Daniel's lost ID]], she learned that a man named Scott had left his ID behind at the bowling alley. It is unclear whether this is the same Scott, though.
*The cut to Taylor's lip had obviously healed, which is strange for a cut like that to have healed over the weekend.
*Taylor's comment of "I guess it's been a while" at the beginning of the video (when in fact it comes just four days and two videos after her last appearance) suggests that a greater amount of time has passed in the [[Breeniverse]] than in real life since the first season ended. If it is in fact true that a greater amount of time has passed in [[Breeniverse]] then this would explain the rapid healing of Taylor's lip.
*A scream can be heard in the background after Taylor says "Anyways, school starts soon."
*When Sarah says, "Stop filming me. That's over." she may have decided not to get involved with Daniel and Jonas again.
*Taylor mentions that she has not heard from Jonas or Daniel, but does not mention whether or not she has heard from Spencer. Some fans have speculated that the two are still in touch.
*In the sped up part of the video, Sarah's movements seem to be time-lapsed, but Taylor moves normally.

Kicked Out - NBR Investigates

2007-07-08T02:09:01Z

71.105.100.88: /* Transcript */

{{NBR
|name = Kicked Out - NBR Investigates
|number = NBR021
|image =
|caption = Help the kids out today!
|date = July 7th, 2007
|url = {{youtube|v8vl6DN9yns}}
|description = Yep you guessed it...
|tags = {{tags|nikkibowerreport|nikki|lonelygirl15|danielbeast|jonastko|carl|Hymn of One|chocolate}}
| Previous = My Eternal Song
| Next =

| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Amanda Goodfried
| camera = Amanda Goodfried
| vidplay = Amanda Goodfried
| story = Amanda Goodfried and Alli Danziger
| editor = Amanda Goodfried
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Nikki|Alli Danziger}}
}}
'''Kicked Out - NBR Investigates''' is the twenty-first video in the [[Nikki Bower]] video series.

==Transcript==
'''Nikki:''' Hey, guys, it's me -- Nikki B! Well, you probably guessed it. I got kicked out of the [[Hymn of One]]. Everything was going really great for me there! I was at the top of my flute class. And my teacher even gave me praise because I taught everyone how to play "{{wikipedia|Another_One_Bites_the_Dust|Another One Bites The Dust}}" on the flute! But then last week, things went terribly awry. I was interrogated by the Hymn of One. If you thought [[Jonas]]'s [[Interrogation 101|interrogation]] was bad, peh, nothing compared to what I went through. So what ''did'' I do, you ask? One word -- chocolate. Chocolate is contraband in the Hymn of One. Completely forbidden. How'd I get it in there? [[Carl]]... mmhmm. Carl likes chocolate too, shh. I won't get him in trouble. After my interrogation, after singing "{{wikipedia|The_Sound_of_Music|The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music}}" over and over and over again, they finally sent me hitchin'. Took away my white polo shirt and khakis and left my with my normal, layman's clothes. The Hymn of One is NOT fun.

(''Cuts to scenes of Nikki hitchhiking as she whistles. She holds up signs that say "Hershey, PA or BUST" and "Jonas' Yacht Club"'')

'''Nikki:''' All is not lost. I did learn some ''very'' important things about the Hymn. First of all, every day at 4, we have high tea. But for some reason, there's only ''one'' flavor of tea -- Orange Blossom. Monday's always lasagna night. Fridays is "movies under the stars." We saw {{wikipedia|The_Sixth_Sense|The Sixth Sense}} and {{wikipedia|Shine_%28film%29|Shine}}. The Hymn really likes {{wikipedia|M._Night_Shyamalan|M. Night Shyamalan}}. Shyama-lama-ding-dong. We sleep with our windows opened every night. That's, you know, to purge ourselves of the bad, but at the same time to take in the good. One kinda cool thing they have there is a {{wikipedia|Grand_Prix_motor_racing|Grand Prix race track}} and laser tag. That's so we can work on our hand-eye coordination. (''Nikki drops her bag.'') Dropped my bag... heh. I wanted to do some investigating. So I went and snooped around, and I found an old storage shed. I looked around and snuck inside. And inside there were boxes of first edition [[Nancy Drew's Guide to Life|Nancy Drew]] books. Pfft! What would Nancy Drew think about that? Quite a conundrum! So while my infiltration of the Hymn of One wasn't a ''complete'' success, I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. That's right. And this week, me getting kicked out happens to go hand-in-hand with the kids needing my help! Yeah! [[BDJ]]...[[Sarah|S]][[Taylor|T]][[Spencer|S]]... BDJSTS seemed to need my help. So, I'm not a science expert... I can't really decode codes, I don't know much about the [[water theme|water]], marine biology... I can't swim! Um, but I'm ''definitely'' here for you guys for moral support. So, I guess I won't be any help to you guys as far as documents go, since they're [[All Wet|floating away]], or have sunk (good one [[Sarah]]). But, I may be able to help you get Spencer's attention! (''Rapping'') Hey Spencer, it's me! It's me, Nikki B! Listen to what I say. Help the kids out today. (Say what?) Help the kids out today! (Say what?) Help the kids out today! (Everyone!) Help the kids out today! (Everyone!)

==Notes==

Kicked Out - NBR Investigates

2007-07-08T02:06:02Z

71.105.100.88: /* Transcript */

{{NBR
|name = Kicked Out - NBR Investigates
|number = NBR021
|image =
|caption = Help the kids out today!
|date = July 7th, 2007
|url = {{youtube|v8vl6DN9yns}}
|description = Yep you guessed it...
|tags = {{tags|nikkibowerreport|nikki|lonelygirl15|danielbeast|jonastko|carl|Hymn of One|chocolate}}
| Previous = My Eternal Song
| Next =

| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Amanda Goodfried
| camera = Amanda Goodfried
| vidplay = Amanda Goodfried
| story = Amanda Goodfried and Alli Danziger
| editor = Amanda Goodfried
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Nikki|Alli Danziger}}
}}
'''Kicked Out - NBR Investigates''' is the twenty-first video in the [[Nikki Bower]] video series.

==Transcript==
'''Nikki:''' Hey, guys, it's me -- Nikki B! Well, you probably guessed it. I got kicked out of the [[Hymn of One]]. Everything was going really great for me there! I was at the top of my flute class. And my teacher even gave me praise because I taught everyone how to play "{{wikipedia|Another_One_Bites_the_Dust|Another One Bites The Dust}}" on the flute! But then last week, things went terribly awry. I was interrogated by the Hymn of One. If you thought [[Jonas]]'s [[Interrogation 101|interrogation]] was bad, peh, nothing compared to what I went through. So what ''did'' I do, you ask? One word -- chocolate. Chocolate is contraband in the Hymn of One. Completely forbidden. How'd I get it in there? [[Carl]]... mmhmm. Carl likes chocolate too, shh. I won't get him in trouble. After my interrogation, after singing "{{wikipedia|The_Sound_of_Music|The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music}}" over and over and over again, they finally sent me hitchin'. Took away my white polo shirt and khakis and left my with my normal, layman's clothes. The Hymn of One is NOT fun.

(''Cuts to scenes of Nikki hitchhiking as she whistles. She holds up signs that say "Hershey, PA or BUST" and "Jonas' Yacht Club"'')

'''Nikki:''' All is not lost. I did learn some ''very'' important things about the Hymn. First of all, every day at 4, we have high tea. But for some reason, there's only ''one'' flavor of tea -- Orange Blossom. Monday's always lasagna night. Fridays is "movies under the stars." We saw {{wikipedia|The_Sixth_Sense|The Sixth Sense}} and {{wikipedia|Shine_%28film%29|Shine}}. The Hymn really likes {{wikipedia|M._Night_Shyamalan|M. Night Shyamalan}}. Shyama-lama-ding-dong. We sleep with our windows opened every night. That's, you know, to purge ourselves of the bad, but at the same time to take in the good. One kinda cool thing they have there is a {{wikipedia|Grand_Prix_motor_racing|Grand Prix race track}} and laser tag. That's so we can work on our hand-eye coordination. (''Nikki drops her bag.'') Dropped my bag... heh. I wanted to do some investigating. So I went and snooped around, and I found an old storage shed. I looked around and snuck inside. And inside there were boxes of first edition [[Nancy Drew's Guide to Life|Nancy Drew]] books. Pfft! What would Nancy Drew think about that? Quite a conundrum! So while my infiltration of the Hymn of One wasn't a ''complete'' success, I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. That's right. And this week, me getting kicked out happens to go hand-in-hand with the kids needing my help! Yeah! [[BDJ]]...[[Sarah|S]][[Taylor|T]][[Spencer|S]]... BDJSTS seemed to need my help. So, I'm not a science expert... I can't really decode codes, I don't know much about the [[water theme|water]], marine biology... I can't swim! Um, but I'm ''definately'' here for you guys for moral support. So, I guess I won't be any help to you guys as far as documents go, since they're [[All Wet|floating away]], or have sunk (good one [[Sarah]]). But, I may be able to help you get Spencer's attention! (''Rapping'') Hey Spencer, it's me! It's me, Nikki B! Listen to what I say. Help the kids out today. (Say what?) Help the kids out today! (Say what?) Help the kids out today! (Everyone!) Help the kids out today! (Everyone!)

==Notes==

Kicked Out - NBR Investigates

2007-07-08T02:04:39Z

71.105.100.88: /* Transcript */

{{NBR
|name = Kicked Out - NBR Investigates
|number = NBR021
|image =
|caption = Help the kids out today!
|date = July 7th, 2007
|url = {{youtube|v8vl6DN9yns}}
|description = Yep you guessed it...
|tags = {{tags|nikkibowerreport|nikki|lonelygirl15|danielbeast|jonastko|carl|Hymn of One|chocolate}}
| Previous = My Eternal Song
| Next =

| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Amanda Goodfried
| camera = Amanda Goodfried
| vidplay = Amanda Goodfried
| story = Amanda Goodfried and Alli Danziger
| editor = Amanda Goodfried
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Nikki|Alli Danziger}}
}}
'''Kicked Out - NBR Investigates''' is the twenty-first video in the [[Nikki Bower]] video series.

==Transcript==
'''Nikki:''' Hey, guys, it's me -- Nikki B! Well, you probably guessed it. I got kicked out of the [[Hymn of One]]. Everything was going really great for me there! I was at the top of my flute class. And my teacher even gave me praise because I taught everyone how to play "{{wikipedia|Another_One_Bites_the_Dust|Another One Bites The Dust}}" on the flute! But then last week, things went terribly awry. I was interrogated by the Hymn of One. If you thought [[Jonas]]'s [[Interrogation 101|interrogation]] was bad, peh, nothing compared to what I went through. So what ''did'' I do, you ask? One word -- chocolate. Chocolate is contraband in the Hymn of One. Completely forbidden. How'd I get it in there? [[Carl]]... mmhmm. Carl likes chocolate too, shh. I won't get him in trouble. After my interrogation, after singing "{{wikipedia|The_Sound_of_Music|The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music}}" over and over and over again, they finally sent me hitchin'. Took away my white polo shirt and khakis and left my with my normal, layman's clothes. The Hymn of One is NOT fun.

(''Cuts to scenes of Nikki hitchhiking as she whistles. She holds up signs that say "Hershey, PA or BUST" and "Jonas' Yacht Club"'')

'''Nikki:''' All is not lost. I did learn some ''very'' important things about the Hymn. First of all, every day at 4, we have high tea. But for some reason, there's only ''one'' flavor of tea -- Orange Blossom. Monday's always lasanga night. Fridays is "movies under the stars." We saw {{wikipedia|The_Sixth_Sense|The Sixth Sense}} and {{wikipedia|Shine_%28film%29|Shine}}. The Hymn really likes {{wikipedia|M._Night_Shyamalan|M. Night Shyamalan}}. Shyama-lama-ding-dong. We sleep with our windows opened every night. That's, you know, to purge ourselves of the bad, but at the same time to take in the good. One kinda cool thing they have there is a {{wikipedia|Grand_Prix_motor_racing|Grand Prix race track}} and laser tag. That's so we can work on our hand-eye coordination. (''Nikki drops her bag.'') Dropped my bag... heh. I wanted to do some investigating. So I went and snooped around, and I found an old storage shed. I looked around and snuck inside. And inside there were boxes of first edition [[Nancy Drew's Guide to Life|Nancy Drew]] books. Pfft! What would Nancy Drew think about that? Quite a conundrum! So while my infiltration of the Hymn of One wasn't a ''complete'' success, I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. That's right. And this week, me getting kicked out happens to go hand-in-hand with the kids needing my help! Yeah! [[BDJ]]...[[Sarah|S]][[Taylor|T]][[Spencer|S]]... BDJSTS seemed to need my help. So, I'm not a science expert... I can't really decode codes, I don't know much about the [[water theme|water]], marine biology... I can't swim! Um, but I'm ''definately'' here for you guys for moral support. So, I guess I won't be any help to you guys as far as documents go, since they're [[All Wet|floating away]], or have sunk (good one [[Sarah]]). But, I may be able to help you get Spencer's attention! (''Rapping'') Hey Spencer, it's me! It's me, Nikki B! Listen to what I say. Help the kids out today. (Say what?) Help the kids out today! (Say what?) Help the kids out today! (Everyone!) Help the kids out today! (Everyone!)

==Notes==

Kicked Out - NBR Investigates

2007-07-08T02:03:40Z

71.105.100.88: /* Transcript */

{{NBR
|name = Kicked Out - NBR Investigates
|number = NBR021
|image =
|caption = Help the kids out today!
|date = July 7th, 2007
|url = {{youtube|v8vl6DN9yns}}
|description = Yep you guessed it...
|tags = {{tags|nikkibowerreport|nikki|lonelygirl15|danielbeast|jonastko|carl|Hymn of One|chocolate}}
| Previous = My Eternal Song
| Next =

| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Amanda Goodfried
| camera = Amanda Goodfried
| vidplay = Amanda Goodfried
| story = Amanda Goodfried and Alli Danziger
| editor = Amanda Goodfried
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Nikki|Alli Danziger}}
}}
'''Kicked Out - NBR Investigates''' is the twenty-first video in the [[Nikki Bower]] video series.

==Transcript==
'''Nikki:''' Hey, guys, it's me -- Nikki B! Well, you probably guessed it. I got kicked out of the [[Hymn of One]]. Everything was going really great for me there! I was at the top of my flute class. And my teacher even gave me praise because I taught everyone how to play "{{wikipedia|Another_One_Bites_the_Dust|Another One Bite The Dust}}" on the flute! But then last week, things went terribly awry. I was interrogated by the Hymn of One. If you thought [[Jonas]]'s [[Interrogation 101|interrogation]] was bad, peh, nothing compared to what I went through. So what ''did'' I do, you ask? One word -- chocolate. Chocolate is contraband in the Hymn of One. Completely forbidden. How'd I get it in there? [[Carl]]... mmhmm. Carl likes chocolate too, shh. I won't get him in trouble. After my interrogation, after singing "{{wikipedia|The_Sound_of_Music|The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music}}" over and over and over again, they finally sent me hitchin'. Took away my white polo shirt and khakis and left my with my normal, layman's clothes. The Hymn of One is NOT fun.

(''Cuts to scenes of Nikki hitchhiking as she whistles. She holds up signs that say "Hershey, PA or BUST" and "Jonas' Yacht Club"'')

'''Nikki:''' All is not lost. I did learn some ''very'' important things about the Hymn. First of all, every day at 4, we have high tea. But for some reason, there's only ''one'' flavor of tea -- Orange Blossom. Monday's always lasanga night. Fridays is "movies under the stars." We saw {{wikipedia|The_Sixth_Sense|The Sixth Sense}} and {{wikipedia|Shine_%28film%29|Shine}}. The Hymn really likes {{wikipedia|M._Night_Shyamalan|M. Night Shyamalan}}. Shyama-lama-ding-dong. We sleep with our windows opened every night. That's, you know, to purge ourselves of the bad, but at the same time to take in the good. One kinda cool thing they have there is a {{wikipedia|Grand_Prix_motor_racing|Grand Prix race track}} and laser tag. That's so we can work on our hand-eye coordination. (''Nikki drops her bag.'') Dropped my bag... heh. I wanted to do some investigating. So I went and snooped around, and I found an old storage shed. I looked around and snuck inside. And inside there were boxes of first edition [[Nancy Drew's Guide to Life|Nancy Drew]] books. Pfft! What would Nancy Drew think about that? Quite a conundrum! So while my infiltration of the Hymn of One wasn't a ''complete'' success, I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. That's right. And this week, me getting kicked out happens to go hand-in-hand with the kids needing my help! Yeah! [[BDJ]]...[[Sarah|S]][[Taylor|T]][[Spencer|S]]... BDJSTS seemed to need my help. So, I'm not a science expert... I can't really decode codes, I don't know much about the [[water theme|water]], marine biology... I can't swim! Um, but I'm ''definately'' here for you guys for moral support. So, I guess I won't be any help to you guys as far as documents go, since they're [[All Wet|floating away]], or have sunk (good one [[Sarah]]). But, I may be able to help you get Spencer's attention! (''Rapping'') Hey Spencer, it's me! It's me, Nikki B! Listen to what I say. Help the kids out today. (Say what?) Help the kids out today! (Say what?) Help the kids out today! (Everyone!) Help the kids out today! (Everyone!)

==Notes==

Like A Virgin

2007-06-14T10:26:43Z

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| date = June 14th, 2007
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| length = 2:24
| description = Sorry Jonas, but your email was just too much . . . I had to make this video.
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'''Like A Virgin''' is the two hundred twelfth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' As many of you know, Jonas sent me an email. This email was also CC'd to Sarah and BCC'd to Daniel. Just between you and I, Jonas, it seems like there's a lot of mixed messages going on here. Teacher Taylor's gonna break it down for you. Mixed message number one: well, just between you and I is really mixed message number one so...Mixed message number two: "And Sarah seems to be getting some freaky pleasure out of making fun of me right now." Very interesting. According to my analysis, what you're really saying is that you, Jonas, want to give my sister, Sarah, freaky pleasure. Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky... Anyone that would take the time to be so condescending as to define a word such as "callous"...I dunno. I'd say callous kinda says it all. "And what's up with her telling everyone Bree was my first time?" It was my first time. What is up with that? And twice you ask "What's your sister's problem?" Here's the thing - there are other people in this world. Lots. And, believe it or not, Jonas, they all have problems. So, yes, Sarah has problems too. She's selfish. She's selfish because...well...she just is. ''(Whispers)'' Probably genetic. ''(Normal volume)'' She's confused. She's confused because she's at a crossroads in her life. I mean, she just finished high school, and she has her whole life ahead of her. She doesn't know what to do next. She's hurt. Sarah's really hurt by what's going on with her parents. It doesn't take a lot of thinking to figure out that one. I'd like to thank everyone for joining me for this week's session of "De-constructing Jonas." I hope you can all join me next week, when I look into more of the many reasons why so many people ''("Like Jonas" pops up on the screen)'' think that the world only revolves around them and their problems. ''(Taylor curtsies.)''

==Notes==
*The title of this video is also the title of a popular Madonna song.
*Jonas denies nothing, that Bree was his first or that Jonas and Bree had sex.
*Taylor's "De-constructing Jonas" might be a copy of Bree's "Proving Science Wrong".