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The Naked Truth

2008-05-27T02:06:35Z

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==Transcript==

(''[[Jeremy]] polishes the camera lens.'')

'''[[Steve]]:''' I think it's clean now, Jeremy.

'''Jeremy:''' OK.

'''Steve:''' Ahem. You are about to witness one of the first official meetings of the [[The Celestial Network|Celestial Network]]. The response we've had has been overwhelming, so we've decided to post the entire event online, so that everyone can connect with us in what is, after all, the universal network. Now, I'm afraid Charlie couldn't be with us today, but, uh, everything's going great, so... Well, without further ado, le-let us begin. We're, um, we're actually just waiting for one more person, so this is it.

'''Steve:''' Ah, here she is.

(''[[Meryl]] enters.'')

'''Meryl:''' Sorry I'm late.

'''Steve:''' Good evening! Thank you all so much for attending. This is the birth of something great. A new paradigm of spiritual interaction. The Celestial Network is about love, and that's what I wanted to talk about this evening. For too long, we have let outdated notions of what it means to love rule our lives! Ubiquitous myths, peddled by religions an-and beaurocratic institutions have their sway! The teach us that sex before marriage is wrong, that inter-faith relationships are wrong, and they preach monogamy, and, and they give tax breaks to married couples. The powers that be have insisted on creating rules and regulations for relationships for as long as we've been having them, but these are just social constructs based on a fundamental misconception! The self, as I understand it, is an illusion. We are all part of a glorious, universal reality. Cosmic wonders. Absolute unity. And if we can learn to transcend our egos, and open our hearts to the fact that the eye and the universe are in fact one and the same thing, then we will experience love, in its truest form. To love someone is a wonderful thing, but to expericence true enlightenment, and realise our place as but one part of a cosmic totality, powered by love... Well, that would be something truly amazing. An-and that what I-I wanted t-to bring here: our journey, in the Celestial Network. Thank you. Um, I have learnt to love from my recent experiences, and I believe that we could all learn to love each other, without guilt, without shame, without fear and without constructs, for these are the words of the oppressors. Perhaps-

(''[[Gavin]] enters.'')

'''Gavin:''' The [[Four-letter words|fuck]] is this, Steve? Is this the big sequel, is it? Huh? You've, you've seen our escape from the clutches of a [[Terrence|maniac]], well now watch as Steve battles to start his own cult!

(''Gavin prods Steve in the chest.'')

'''Steve:''' Gavin, you're not welcome here.

'''Gavin:''' Well, where's the evil mastermind behind this, eh? Where is she, she's got to be here somewhere...

'''Steve:''' I don't understand what-

'''Gavin:''' She's... there's... Where's Kate?

'''Steve:''' Go on.

'''Gavin:''' I know you're in on, you're in on all of this too, and she's behind it... Where are... that's not her... that's not her either, where is she?

'''Steve:''' Gavin! Gavin, I'm happy to talk to you, but as you can see, we're in the middle of a meeting here-

'''Gavin:''' Shut up, Steve! Don't lie. I know you're in on it, I know you're part of this. Don't touch me! I know you all; you can't lie about this forever.

(''Gavin leaves. A former Hymn of Oner closes the door behind him and sits down.'')

'''Steve:''' Sorry, everyone. If only we could reach out to people like that. People that are consumed with anger and hatred. But for now, w-we should start with ourselves. Er, let us show the power of love. Yes? OK. Connect with me.

(''The circle of listeners join hands with Steve.'')

'''Steve:''' Connect with each other. Unite the universe with love!

(''Gavin re-enters and laughing, takes off his jacket.'')

'''Gavin:''' Big loving, is it, Steve? Well, I'll tell you what, why don't me and you just have a big loving right now?

(''Gavin walks up to Steve, taking off his own tie and shirt.'')

'''Gavin:''' Just me and you! In fact, why don't we get them all involved? Why don't we?

'''Steve:''' Gavin, please-

'''Gavin:''' Kate? Let's have a big, cosmic gangbang, right here, right now!

'''Steve:''' Look, Kate's ''dead''!

(''A Hymn of Oner attempts to get Gavin to put his jacket back on.'')

'''Gavin:''' Why don't you get involved? Why don't you get involved, sweetheart? I don't mind! Come on, take this off!

(''Gavin tries to undo Steve's shirt.'')

'''Steve:''' Gavin, Gavin!

(''Meryl gets up to leave. Gavin takes off his trousers.'')

'''Gavin:''' Hey, get on the table! Get on the table, girls! It'll be a lot of fun! Why don't we all get involved? Why don't we have a big, cosmic gangbang right here, eh?

(''Gavin grabs Jeremy's camera.'')

'''Gavin:''' Come on, mate, you can get involved too! Come on, it'll be fun!

{{transcript incomplete}}

==Notes==
*It seems to be hinted that Charlie has joined the [[Celestial Network]].

Backyard Bikini Patrol

2008-05-21T22:13:08Z

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==Transcript==
(''Music is playing and the sun is shining through the trees. The camera pans down past the back door of the rented house to Sarah sitting in a lounge chair drinking a cocktail''.)

'''Sarah:''' So, ever since Emma got back, it's official: Girls rule. See, we have a 2:1 ratio which means that if ever there's a vote, we win. Today we voted that we get the outside all to ourselves. No boys allowed.

(''Cut to Gina staining some wood. Music begins playing again. Cut back to Sarah''.)

'''Sarah:''' (''Looks at Gina'') What are you doing?

(''Sarah turns to camera to Gina'')

'''Gina:''' (''Annoyed'') Making something for Emma.

'''Sarah:''' (''In a Southern accent'') Hmm, well isn't that nice! Will you pass me a red key? (''Gina sighs and reaches into a bowl with her hands'') No, not like that! You have to bring the bowl over because your hands are all stainey. (''Gina rolls her eyes and brings the bowl over''.)

'''Gina:''' You're such a pain.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, well you're not much better. Hold on, I wanna get the red ones. (''Sarah fishes through the bowl''.)

'''Emma:''' Ooh, I'm glad you guys are getting along.

(''Emma walks out in a bikini and joins Sarah and Gina. Sarah groans. She zooms in on Emma''.)

'''Emma:''' Eh! It's... sunny. Nice change of pace. (''Emma looks at Gina and sits down''.)

'''Sarah:''' Getting along?

'''Emma:''' Yes.

'''Sarah:''' (''High pitched'') What's up with that?

'''Emma:''' (''Imitating Sarah'') What's up with that?

'''Sarah:''' Yeah!

'''Emma:''' I saw the videos. The Daniel drama. (''Emma takes a sip of a drink out of a red cup''.)

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, well we put that way behind us.

'''Emma:''' (''Makes a face'') Yeah?

'''Sarah:''' It's true. Besides, I'm happy with [[Carl]]. For now.

(''Emma makes a scared face at Gina while Sarah points the camera at her''.)

'''Gina:''' And Daniel and I are just friends.

'''Sarah:''' And it's better that way because he was never right for you.

'''Gina:''' (''Rolls her eyes'') Sure.

(''Camera pans back to Emma''.)

'''Emma:''' Really? Well then who is he right for Sarah? Hmm?

'''Sarah:''' No comment.

'''Emma:''' (''Laughs, takes a sip of her drink, and nods'') Okay.

(''Sarah giggles''.)

'''Emma:''' (''Turns to Gina'') What's that?

(''Sarah turns the camera to Gina''.)

'''Gina:''' (''Smiles'') Little something for your Nancy Drew collection.

'''Sarah:''' (''Turns camera to Emma'') Aww!

'''Emma:''' (''Looks at camera with a happy frown on her face'') Really? Gina!

(''Emma jumps up and runs to give Gina a hug''.)

'''Emma:''' (''Squeals'') Thank you!

'''Gina:''' (''Smiling'') Aww.

'''Emma:''' I love it!

'''Sarah:''' Put me to sleep.

'''Emma:''' Thank you!

'''Gina:''' You're welcome.

'''Emma:''' (''Looking at what seems to be a bookshelf'') No one's ever done that for me before.

'''Gina:''' (''Wiping her hands with the dirty rag'') So what now?

'''Sarah:''' Why don't we play a little game called "I Never..."?

(''Gina throws the rag and sits down''.)

'''Emma:''' (''Goes to sit back down'') What's "I Never..."?

'''Sarah:''' Hmm, well... (''Turns camera back to herself'') I say something that I've never done and if you have done it then you have to drink or in this case, eat an M&M. Except for the red ones because they're mine. (''Eats a red M&M and turns the camera back to Emma''.) Why don't you start?

'''Emma:''' Me?

'''Sarah:''' Yup.

'''Emma:''' (''Looks nervously at Gina'') Okay. (''Makes a face'') Let me see... okay.

'''Gina:''' You... you want some?

'''Emma:''' (''Laughs'') Uh, no... cause I never um... won an Olympic medal before.

'''Sarah:''' Okay, no! (''Gina laughs in the background'') It can't be something like that!

'''Emma:''' What?

'''Sarah:''' It has to be something... something better than that. Something juicy.

'''Emma:''' (''Makes a face and smiles'') Kay... Um... (''Sits back'') I never... this is embarrassing... I never danced with a boy.

(''Sarah grunts and eats an M&M. Emma and Sarah look at Gina. Gina eats an M&M''.)

'''Sarah:''' What!?

'''Emma:''' Ooh!!

'''Sarah:''' Who have you danced with? Who?

'''Gina:''' [[Dr. Hart]].

'''Sarah:''' Ew.

'''Emma:''' Gina...

'''Gina:''' No, it wasn't like that. He just taught me how to Waltz. (''Shrugs'')

'''Sarah:''' You waltzed with him?

'''Gina:''' (''Nods'') Yeah. It was something that he did before experiments to just help me relax.

'''Sarah:''' (''Turns the camera back to Emma'') That's... weird.

'''Emma:''' That's horrible.

'''Sarah:''' (''Turns the camera back to Gina'') So, anything less creepy?

'''Gina:''' Um... I've never kissed a boy before.

'''Sarah:''' Okay, you girls need to live a little.

'''Gina:''' (''Smiles'') Sorry we're not making out with boys left and right. We didn't go to high school, remember?

'''Emma:''' (''Camera turned back on her'') Uh huh!

'''Gina:''' I never even had detention!

'''Emma:''' And I never nailed calculus before.

'''Sarah:''' Oh I did.

'''Gina:''' (''Camera back on her'') Yeah! And I never even went to prom!

'''Emma:''' (''Camera on her'') Me neither! I actually always wanted to, um, ever since I saw Sixteen Candles. (''Grins embarrassedly'') Is that embarassing?

'''Sarah:''' Wait a minute... (''Emma laughs, falls back into her chair, and covers her face'') Wait a minute. We have a trespasser. (''Sarah turns the camera to Daniel who is watering the plants behind her''.)

'''Emma:''' Ewww!

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Emma:''' Ewww!

'''Daniel:''' I'm just watering the plants.

'''Sarah:''' (''Throws M&Ms at Daniel'') Do you even care?

'''Daniel:''' That's all. I'm keeping it healthy.

'''Sarah:''' No! Seriously, do you even care about the backyard?

'''Daniel:''' Um... nope!

(''Daniel turns the hose on Sarah. Sarah screams and the music begins playing again. Sarah flails around with the camera trying to avoid the hose. The girls are screaming and Daniel is spraying Emma and Gina with the hose as they run around the yard. Sarah throws M&Ms at Daniel and Daniel gets her with the hose. The girls run inside the house where Jennie is sitting on her laptop''.)

'''Jennie:''' You guys, you guys. Come take a look at this. (''The girls huddle around Jennie''.)

'''Sarah:''' What?

'''Jennie:''' C'mere. I think Salinas just sent us a message on his website. It's an excerpt from his latest campaign speech. Listen. "I want to assure my young supporters that I have developments planned for the week's end that will assure our ultimate goal of ascending to higher office." (''Jennie turns to Emma'') I mean... (''Jennie turns to Gina'') Do you think?

'''Sarah:''' (''Talking into the camera'') We don't know what Salinas' message meant. But... I refuse to let it ruin Emma's return. And you know... who knows what's gonna happen at the end of this week? And yes, we're nervous. But, at least us girls had a kick-ass day today. And, you know what? Tomorrow is gonna be even better.

==Notes==
*There are many signs of [[feminism]] in this video.

Corn Nuts

2008-05-07T04:33:48Z

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==Transcript==
{{transcript incomplete}}

==Notes==
Sarah and Carl are having hat fever!!!

Corn Nuts

2008-05-07T04:33:34Z

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