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Aunt Alex

2007-03-11T21:56:29Z

70.112.167.227: /* Notes */

{{Blog4
| name = Aunt Alex
| number = 0151
| image = Jonasaunt.JPG
| caption = If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = March 11th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=205 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = We just got back from picking up Jonas' Aunt Alex from the airport. -Daniel
| tags =


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =
| cast =
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| character = Daniel
| actor = Yousef Abu-Taleb
}}
{{VidChar
| character = Jonas
| actor = Jackson Davis
}}
{{VidChar
| character = Alex
| actor = Bitsie Tulloch
}}
| Previous = My Hand Hurts
| Next =
| PreviousB =
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''Aunt Alex''' is the one hundred fifty-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel and Jonas are in a car driving.'')

'''Daniel:''' Well, Bree left.

'''Jonas:''' (''softly'') See ya.

'''Daniel:''' So, anyways, we're on our way to the airport right now to pick up Jonas's aunt. And, uh, Bree decided to go hang out with Tachyon. Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason she left though, to hang out with Tachyon. You think? Yeah maybe? Just.. (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Tell everyone out here what you asked her before she left.

'''Jonas:''' No, that was just a thing. I'm not gonna--

'''Daniel:''' No, tell us. It was a, a joke right?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, of course it was a joke.

'''Daniel:''' Well, then tell us.

'''Jonas:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' Why, why not? You think it was just a little bit messed up?

'''Jonas:''' Ok, ok, I'll tell you.

'''Daniel:''' All right, cool.

'''Jonas:''' It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing that my mom used to tell me. She would say, Jonas, would you rather, uh, be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am. And she'd say, are you sure that's possible? (''Daniel laughs.'') See, innocent.

'''Daniel:''' Well, let's put it like this (''Daniel turns the camera towards himself.''). He said that to Bree. Bree, like as in the brain child, Bree. (''in a high pitched voice'') I'm so smart Bree. (''normally'') Yeah, Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up. What do you think they're doing? (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' Talking about ways to kill me. (''Daniel laughs''). Oh, listen, uh, before we pick up my aunt, uh...I don't know how kosher she's gonna be with the whole B&E I pulled in her office thing today.

'''Daniel:''' Are you serious?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah....

'''Daniel:''' Now he tells us.

'''Jonas:''' It'll be fine. It's--I'm pretty sure.

'''Daniel:''' You sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? (''laughs'') Are you gonna tell her about the stuff you found?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know.

'''Daniel:''' How do you tell her without telling her that you broke into her office?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, good point.

'''Daniel:''' What are you gonna tell her about your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Ah, I don't think I'm gonna--

'''Daniel:''' It's a conundrum.

'''Jonas:''' Yes, Danielson, it is a conundrum. (''Daniel laughs.'')

'''Daniel:''' She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, remarry?

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' What, dude?

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me.

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying anything.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me, do not hit--

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying--All I'm saying is--

'''Jonas:''' Do not hit on my aunt. If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.

(''Jonas's aunt gets in the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' All right.

'''Daniel:''' All right.

'''Jonas:''' Say hi to the camera.

'''Alex:''' Hi.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe, maybe tell us a little something about Rome.

'''Alex:''' Is he serious?

'''Jonas:''' Mmhmm, but just ignore him.

'''Daniel:''' Whatever, dude.

'''Alex:''' Oh my God, what happened to your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Oh, um, nothing, I just, I, I cut it in the kitchen I was making salad--

'''Alex:''' Are you ok?

'''Jonas:''' It's a long story. Yeah, I'm good though.

'''Alex:''' Don't get near knives.

'''Daniel:''' So--

'''Alex:''' I've been telling you that since you were ten.

'''Daniel:''' Do you have a boyfriend. (''Alex laughs'')

'''Jonas:''' Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Well, I'm just wondering.

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, you wanna walk?

'''Alex:''' I...

'''Jonas:''' Do you want to walk?

'''Alex:''' ...don't have time for a boyfriend.

'''Daniel:''' You don't have time for a boyfriend?

'''Alex:''' No... sorry.

'''Jonas:''' Just take it easy.

'''Daniel:''' I'm being nice.

'''Jonas:''' Play it cool.

'''Alex:''' It's ok.

'''Daniel:''' I'm totally cool, ask her. I'm cool right? (''Alex nods.'') See, she thinks I'm cool. (''Jonas shakes his head.'')

==Notes==
*Jonas's aunt's identity has caused much detective work, and although Amy Aitken, Kim Argetsinger, and a woman named Leigh were all singled out as possibilities, it was finally revealed that Bitsie Tulloch is the actress playing Aunt Alex. http://imdb.com/name/nm1128780/
*B&E refers to Breaking and Entering, a crime which involves breaking into a property and then entering. The term was popularized by the comedian Dane Cook.
*''Landmark NuWilshire Theatre'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=1314+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90403&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.426353,59.765625&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.026948,-118.489673&spn=0.00802,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Living Torah Center'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&q=living+torah+center&near=santa+monica,+ca&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=34.027695,-118.48918&spn=0.016041,0.029182&om=1&iwloc=A], ''Farrah's Florist'' [http://www.google.com/maps?q=1032+Wilshire+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90401&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.024796,-118.492334&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Banner Carpets & Drapes'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] and ''Toyota Santa Monica'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] (in that order) and can be seen in the background. All are located in Santa Monica, California.

Aunt Alex

2007-03-11T20:45:46Z

70.112.167.227: /* Notes */

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| number = 0151
| image = Jonasaunt.JPG
| caption = If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = March 11th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=205 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = We just got back from picking up Jonas' Aunt Alex from the airport. -Daniel
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'''Aunt Alex''' is the one hundred fifty-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel and Jonas are in a car driving.'')

'''Daniel:''' Well, Bree left.

'''Jonas:''' (''softly'') See ya.

'''Daniel:''' So, anyways, we're on our way to the airport right now to pick up Jonas's aunt. And, uh, Bree decided to go hang out with Tachyon. Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason she left though, to hang out with Tachyon. You think? Yeah maybe? Just.. (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Tell everyone out here what you asked her before she left.

'''Jonas:''' No, that was just a thing. I'm not gonna--

'''Daniel:''' No, tell us. It was a, a joke right?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, of course it was a joke.

'''Daniel:''' Well, then tell us.

'''Jonas:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' Why, why not? You think it was just a little bit messed up?

'''Jonas:''' Ok, ok, I'll tell you.

'''Daniel:''' All right, cool.

'''Jonas:''' It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing that my mom used to tell me. She would say, Jonas, would you rather, uh, be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am. And she'd say, are you sure that's possible? (''Daniel laughs.'') See, innocent.

'''Daniel:''' Well, let's put it like this (''Daniel turns the camera towards himself.''). He said that to Bree. Bree, like as in the brain child, Bree. (''in a high pitched voice'') I'm so smart Bree. (''normally'') Yeah, Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up. What do you think they're doing? (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' Talking about ways to kill me. (''Daniel laughs''). Oh, listen, uh, before we pick up my aunt, uh...I don't know how kosher she's gonna be with the whole B&E I pulled in her office thing today.

'''Daniel:''' Are you serious?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah....

'''Daniel:''' Now he tells us.

'''Jonas:''' It'll be fine. It's--I'm pretty sure.

'''Daniel:''' You sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? (''laughs'') Are you gonna tell her about the stuff you found?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know.

'''Daniel:''' How do you tell her without telling her that you broke into her office?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, good point.

'''Daniel:''' What are you gonna tell her about your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Ah, I don't think I'm gonna--

'''Daniel:''' It's a conundrum.

'''Jonas:''' Yes, Danielson, it is a conundrum. (''Daniel laughs.'')

'''Daniel:''' She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, remarry?

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' What, dude?

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me.

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying anything.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me, do not hit--

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying--All I'm saying is--

'''Jonas:''' Do not hit on my aunt. If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.

(''Jonas's aunt gets in the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' All right.

'''Daniel:''' All right.

'''Jonas:''' Say hi to the camera.

'''Alex:''' Hi.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe, maybe tell us a little something about Rome.

'''Alex:''' Is he serious?

'''Jonas:''' Mmhmm, but just ignore him.

'''Daniel:''' Whatever, dude.

'''Alex:''' Oh my God, what happened to your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Oh, um, nothing, I just, I, I cut it in the kitchen I was making salad--

'''Alex:''' Are you ok?

'''Jonas:''' It's a long story. Yeah, I'm good though.

'''Alex:''' Don't get near knives.

'''Daniel:''' So--

'''Alex:''' I've been telling you that since you were ten.

'''Daniel:''' Do you have a boyfriend. (''Alex laughs'')

'''Jonas:''' Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Well, I'm just wondering.

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, you wanna walk?

'''Alex:''' I...

'''Jonas:''' Do you want to walk?

'''Alex:''' ...don't have time for a boyfriend.

'''Daniel:''' You don't have time for a boyfriend?

'''Alex:''' No... sorry.

'''Jonas:''' Just take it easy.

'''Daniel:''' I'm being nice.

'''Jonas:''' Play it cool.

'''Alex:''' It's ok.

'''Daniel:''' I'm totally cool, ask her. I'm cool right? (''Alex nods.'') See, she thinks I'm cool. (''Jonas shakes his head.'')

==Notes==

*Jonas's aunt is not played by [[Jessica Lee Rose]]'s friend from film school. I.E. "Aunt Alex" is NOT played by Amy Aitken. It is more likely that she is played by a woman named Leigh.

*B&E refers to Breaking and Entering, a crime which involves breaking into a property and then entering. The term was popularized by the comedian Dane Cook.
*''Landmark NuWilshire Theatre'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=1314+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90403&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.426353,59.765625&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.026948,-118.489673&spn=0.00802,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Living Torah Center'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&q=living+torah+center&near=santa+monica,+ca&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=34.027695,-118.48918&spn=0.016041,0.029182&om=1&iwloc=A], ''Farrah's Florist'' [http://www.google.com/maps?q=1032+Wilshire+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90401&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.024796,-118.492334&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Banner Carpets & Drapes'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] and ''Toyota Santa Monica'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] (in that order) and can be seen in the background. All are located in Santa Monica, California.

Aunt Alex

2007-03-11T20:45:30Z

70.112.167.227: /* Notes */

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| number = 0151
| image = Jonasaunt.JPG
| caption = If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = March 11th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=205 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = We just got back from picking up Jonas' Aunt Alex from the airport. -Daniel
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'''Aunt Alex''' is the one hundred fifty-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel and Jonas are in a car driving.'')

'''Daniel:''' Well, Bree left.

'''Jonas:''' (''softly'') See ya.

'''Daniel:''' So, anyways, we're on our way to the airport right now to pick up Jonas's aunt. And, uh, Bree decided to go hang out with Tachyon. Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason she left though, to hang out with Tachyon. You think? Yeah maybe? Just.. (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Tell everyone out here what you asked her before she left.

'''Jonas:''' No, that was just a thing. I'm not gonna--

'''Daniel:''' No, tell us. It was a, a joke right?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, of course it was a joke.

'''Daniel:''' Well, then tell us.

'''Jonas:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' Why, why not? You think it was just a little bit messed up?

'''Jonas:''' Ok, ok, I'll tell you.

'''Daniel:''' All right, cool.

'''Jonas:''' It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing that my mom used to tell me. She would say, Jonas, would you rather, uh, be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am. And she'd say, are you sure that's possible? (''Daniel laughs.'') See, innocent.

'''Daniel:''' Well, let's put it like this (''Daniel turns the camera towards himself.''). He said that to Bree. Bree, like as in the brain child, Bree. (''in a high pitched voice'') I'm so smart Bree. (''normally'') Yeah, Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up. What do you think they're doing? (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' Talking about ways to kill me. (''Daniel laughs''). Oh, listen, uh, before we pick up my aunt, uh...I don't know how kosher she's gonna be with the whole B&E I pulled in her office thing today.

'''Daniel:''' Are you serious?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah....

'''Daniel:''' Now he tells us.

'''Jonas:''' It'll be fine. It's--I'm pretty sure.

'''Daniel:''' You sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? (''laughs'') Are you gonna tell her about the stuff you found?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know.

'''Daniel:''' How do you tell her without telling her that you broke into her office?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, good point.

'''Daniel:''' What are you gonna tell her about your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Ah, I don't think I'm gonna--

'''Daniel:''' It's a conundrum.

'''Jonas:''' Yes, Danielson, it is a conundrum. (''Daniel laughs.'')

'''Daniel:''' She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, remarry?

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' What, dude?

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me.

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying anything.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me, do not hit--

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying--All I'm saying is--

'''Jonas:''' Do not hit on my aunt. If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.

(''Jonas's aunt gets in the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' All right.

'''Daniel:''' All right.

'''Jonas:''' Say hi to the camera.

'''Alex:''' Hi.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe, maybe tell us a little something about Rome.

'''Alex:''' Is he serious?

'''Jonas:''' Mmhmm, but just ignore him.

'''Daniel:''' Whatever, dude.

'''Alex:''' Oh my God, what happened to your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Oh, um, nothing, I just, I, I cut it in the kitchen I was making salad--

'''Alex:''' Are you ok?

'''Jonas:''' It's a long story. Yeah, I'm good though.

'''Alex:''' Don't get near knives.

'''Daniel:''' So--

'''Alex:''' I've been telling you that since you were ten.

'''Daniel:''' Do you have a boyfriend. (''Alex laughs'')

'''Jonas:''' Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Well, I'm just wondering.

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, you wanna walk?

'''Alex:''' I...

'''Jonas:''' Do you want to walk?

'''Alex:''' ...don't have time for a boyfriend.

'''Daniel:''' You don't have time for a boyfriend?

'''Alex:''' No... sorry.

'''Jonas:''' Just take it easy.

'''Daniel:''' I'm being nice.

'''Jonas:''' Play it cool.

'''Alex:''' It's ok.

'''Daniel:''' I'm totally cool, ask her. I'm cool right? (''Alex nods.'') See, she thinks I'm cool. (''Jonas shakes his head.'')

==Notes==

*Jonas's aunt is not played by [[Jessica Lee Rose]]'s friend from film school. I.E. "Aunt Alex" is NOT played by Amy Aeitkin. It is more likely that she is played by a woman named Leigh.

*B&E refers to Breaking and Entering, a crime which involves breaking into a property and then entering. The term was popularized by the comedian Dane Cook.
*''Landmark NuWilshire Theatre'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=1314+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90403&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.426353,59.765625&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.026948,-118.489673&spn=0.00802,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Living Torah Center'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&q=living+torah+center&near=santa+monica,+ca&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=34.027695,-118.48918&spn=0.016041,0.029182&om=1&iwloc=A], ''Farrah's Florist'' [http://www.google.com/maps?q=1032+Wilshire+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90401&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.024796,-118.492334&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Banner Carpets & Drapes'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] and ''Toyota Santa Monica'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] (in that order) and can be seen in the background. All are located in Santa Monica, California.

Aunt Alex

2007-03-11T20:44:58Z

70.112.167.227: /* Notes */

{{Blog4
| name = Aunt Alex
| number = 0151
| image = Jonasaunt.JPG
| caption = If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = March 11th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=205 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = We just got back from picking up Jonas' Aunt Alex from the airport. -Daniel
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| Previous = My Hand Hurts
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'''Aunt Alex''' is the one hundred fifty-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel and Jonas are in a car driving.'')

'''Daniel:''' Well, Bree left.

'''Jonas:''' (''softly'') See ya.

'''Daniel:''' So, anyways, we're on our way to the airport right now to pick up Jonas's aunt. And, uh, Bree decided to go hang out with Tachyon. Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason she left though, to hang out with Tachyon. You think? Yeah maybe? Just.. (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Tell everyone out here what you asked her before she left.

'''Jonas:''' No, that was just a thing. I'm not gonna--

'''Daniel:''' No, tell us. It was a, a joke right?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, of course it was a joke.

'''Daniel:''' Well, then tell us.

'''Jonas:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' Why, why not? You think it was just a little bit messed up?

'''Jonas:''' Ok, ok, I'll tell you.

'''Daniel:''' All right, cool.

'''Jonas:''' It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing that my mom used to tell me. She would say, Jonas, would you rather, uh, be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am. And she'd say, are you sure that's possible? (''Daniel laughs.'') See, innocent.

'''Daniel:''' Well, let's put it like this (''Daniel turns the camera towards himself.''). He said that to Bree. Bree, like as in the brain child, Bree. (''in a high pitched voice'') I'm so smart Bree. (''normally'') Yeah, Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up. What do you think they're doing? (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' Talking about ways to kill me. (''Daniel laughs''). Oh, listen, uh, before we pick up my aunt, uh...I don't know how kosher she's gonna be with the whole B&E I pulled in her office thing today.

'''Daniel:''' Are you serious?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah....

'''Daniel:''' Now he tells us.

'''Jonas:''' It'll be fine. It's--I'm pretty sure.

'''Daniel:''' You sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? (''laughs'') Are you gonna tell her about the stuff you found?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know.

'''Daniel:''' How do you tell her without telling her that you broke into her office?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, good point.

'''Daniel:''' What are you gonna tell her about your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Ah, I don't think I'm gonna--

'''Daniel:''' It's a conundrum.

'''Jonas:''' Yes, Danielson, it is a conundrum. (''Daniel laughs.'')

'''Daniel:''' She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, remarry?

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' What, dude?

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me.

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying anything.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me, do not hit--

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying--All I'm saying is--

'''Jonas:''' Do not hit on my aunt. If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.

(''Jonas's aunt gets in the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' All right.

'''Daniel:''' All right.

'''Jonas:''' Say hi to the camera.

'''Alex:''' Hi.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe, maybe tell us a little something about Rome.

'''Alex:''' Is he serious?

'''Jonas:''' Mmhmm, but just ignore him.

'''Daniel:''' Whatever, dude.

'''Alex:''' Oh my God, what happened to your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Oh, um, nothing, I just, I, I cut it in the kitchen I was making salad--

'''Alex:''' Are you ok?

'''Jonas:''' It's a long story. Yeah, I'm good though.

'''Alex:''' Don't get near knives.

'''Daniel:''' So--

'''Alex:''' I've been telling you that since you were ten.

'''Daniel:''' Do you have a boyfriend. (''Alex laughs'')

'''Jonas:''' Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Well, I'm just wondering.

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, you wanna walk?

'''Alex:''' I...

'''Jonas:''' Do you want to walk?

'''Alex:''' ...don't have time for a boyfriend.

'''Daniel:''' You don't have time for a boyfriend?

'''Alex:''' No... sorry.

'''Jonas:''' Just take it easy.

'''Daniel:''' I'm being nice.

'''Jonas:''' Play it cool.

'''Alex:''' It's ok.

'''Daniel:''' I'm totally cool, ask her. I'm cool right? (''Alex nods.'') See, she thinks I'm cool. (''Jonas shakes his head.'')

==Notes==

*Jonas's aunt is not played by [[Jessica Lee Rose]]'s friend from film school. I.E. "Aunt Alex" is NOT played by Amy Atkins. It is more likely that she is played by a woman named Leigh.

*B&E refers to Breaking and Entering, a crime which involves breaking into a property and then entering. The term was popularized by the comedian Dane Cook.
*''Landmark NuWilshire Theatre'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=1314+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90403&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.426353,59.765625&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.026948,-118.489673&spn=0.00802,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Living Torah Center'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&q=living+torah+center&near=santa+monica,+ca&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=34.027695,-118.48918&spn=0.016041,0.029182&om=1&iwloc=A], ''Farrah's Florist'' [http://www.google.com/maps?q=1032+Wilshire+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90401&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.024796,-118.492334&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Banner Carpets & Drapes'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] and ''Toyota Santa Monica'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] (in that order) and can be seen in the background. All are located in Santa Monica, California.

Defense force

2007-03-10T03:11:29Z

70.112.167.227: /* The Battle That Started It All */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*colbertnationgirl
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

OpAphid's Profile Updates Archive

2007-03-04T19:25:33Z

70.112.167.227: /* November 02, 2006 */

This page's purpose is to archive updates from [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=OpAphid OpAphid's YouTube profile]; A character in the [[OpAphid]] [[ARG]].

==October 20, 2006==
When looking at eternity, and trying to justify it against our place at this moment in time, it's quite common to wonder how all of the pieces fit together.

Perhaps the better question is "Do most people even see the whole picture?" Or are they missing out on seemingly obscure fractions of great importance that could help it all start to become clear? By the time you reach the end, will you even remember every sign you ignored at the beginning?

In the grand scheme of things, we are playing with preciously little time. Alas, without order, we are left only with chaos.
--
I am reminded of this writing in one of our historical texts, by the Roman philosopher Nomanyuos. I attempted to verify the translation on the internet, but unfortunately he remains a victim of harsh damnatio memoriae for his ideas and philosophies that did not bode well with members of certain sects. This less controversial musing regards the Roman Forum and its importance in his time:
----
"Were it not for the forum, there would be no discourse amongst the people.

Were it not for this discourse, there would be no clear vision.

Were it not for clear vision, the hard work of our politicians, citizens, slaves—not even our armies could ever bring any guidance toward the right path.

But if not for the hard work behind clear vision arrived at through discourse, the forum itself could never have been built."
-----
Historically it is important to note, however, that most Emperors and politicians enjoyed their greatest triumphs when the forums remained largely unaware of their actions, and did not inquire about their intentions. But Nomanyuos, like most philosophers, had virtually no wealth, power or influence. Would you find it coincidental that history is full of "populists" with similar views?

Regardless, great rewards await the chosen few who can see even a fraction of the wisdom and truth that is right before their very eyes.

+ 5 / 5 + - Incoming...

Take a moment to think about your decision in going forward. Should you be capable of doing so, which side will you choose?

If so, do you see the bigger picture? Do you grasp even a fraction of the meaning that lies within?

The five pieces are in front of you.

Do you see the bigger picture? Do you grasp even a fraction of the meaning that lies within?

Take a moment to think about your decision in going forward. Should you be capable of doing so, which side will you choose?

==October 21, 2006==
When lost, it helps to focus back to the beginning.

The five pieces are in front of you.

Do you see the bigger picture? Do you grasp even a fraction of the meaning that lies within?

Take a moment to think about your decision in going forward. Should you be capable of doing so, which side will you choose?

The five pieces are in front of you. You clearly see fractions of the larger picture. It's hardly a pure science, is it?

But again, take a moment to think about your decision in going forward. Should you be capable of doing so, which side will you choose?

The five pieces are in front of you. You clearly see fractions of the larger picture. It's hardly a pure science, is it?

You're off to a good start, but it shall remain a modest accomplishment if there is only order without purpose.

But again, take a moment to think about your decision in going forward. Should you be capable of doing so, which side will you choose?

One of you has already found purity within the order.

Can you be trusted with a secret you have earned?

Some can be trusted with a secret, while others obviously cannot.

Do not be so quick to believe everything that you read, especially when there are agents amongst you who wish to interfere by spreading disinformation.

The truly worthy should ask themselves if they understand what is being asked of them.

Only then will they be prepared for the challenges that await.

To those who have proven themselves worthy:

Find instruction within the message. Only then will you be prepared.

The first step toward any solution? The A in APHID, of course.

However, do not underestimate the importance of rest. Even God rested on the seventh day.

Sleep is a reward for some, a punishment for others. For all, it is a sanction.

To those who have proven themselves worthy:

Find instruction within the message. Only then will you be prepared.

The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.

However, do not underestimate the importance of rest. Even God rested on the seventh day.

Sleep is a reward for some, a punishment for others. For all, it is a sanction

==October 22, 2006==
Are we rested and refreshed?

Only those who have found instruction within the message will be prepared to prove their worth--if they understand the P in APHID.

Sometimes additional enlightenment can be found hidden amongst information we previously considered a part of our history...

The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.

To PROTECT is our greatest purpose, above all others. The importance of PROTECTION is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.

Only those who have found instruction within the message will be prepared to prove their worth in this regard. While history is full of subtle clues toward greater secrets, some messages are meant to be taken literally--regardless of any deeper connections we might suspect.

The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.

If called upon, will you know what to do?

==October 23, 2006==
Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

==October 24, 2006==
For those who have proven their worth through action, the date draws near.

If called upon, will you know what to do?

Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

==October 26, 2006==
"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing."

For those who have proven their worth through action, enjoy what little time you have left to prepare.

If called upon, will you know what to do?

==October 27, 2006==
BE READY
And Remember:

Regardless of what you read in internet chat rooms, the H in APHID does not actually stand for "HOLLA."

==October 28, 2006==
Today is the day. Be ready.

Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action...

"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing."

The time is now.

Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action...

==October 29, 2006==
Study your enemy... Look into her "eyes."

It's quite doubtful that the perpetrator of this betrayal would use coding methods so primitive & obvious.
Study your enemy's words. They relate whith her "eyes" experience.

==October 30, 2006==
Two thousand years ago, The Forums were a great source of ideas. Today, they exist in a much different form. On occasion, they still offer a fair amount of insight:

"Maybe I is her public self, i is her private self, or the other way around."
-Katz31

Study your enemy's words. Why would someone need to make such a seperation if her intentions were true and of one mindset?

After much analysis and deliberation, we have concluded that the compass is indeed pointing somewhere in the N/NE direction.

After much analysis and deliberation, we have concluded the following:

The compass points N/NE.

The text file contains data gathered from correspondence and a list of aliases.

The name of the person who betrayed our trust? Tachyon.

The file names spell "Tag, you're it," which anagrams into "I target you." Is the latter her true intention?

For the time being, we ask that you focus on Tachyon's video journals. Why would someone need to make such separations if her intentions were true and of one mindset?

We await our enemy's next move. We shall be prepared.

==November 01, 2006==
Those who received a phone call as part of our testing process:

Feel free to share the details. No more secrets! But realize that in some cases what you are offering is your interpretation of what the gentleman said. For all we know, he may have been attempting to spread misinformation or send us down the wrong path... We suspect that he was purposefully vague as to the nature of Tachyon's mission. At this time, all we can do is speculate based on her videos and what the gentleman told us.

And to everyone who did not receive a call: Please keep in mind that there will be many future tests in a variety of forms. Be ready.

Thank you.

OpAphid

PS. We found a mysterious cell phone on our premises a little over a month ago. If the owner of the phone wishes to claim it, we ask that they contact us IMMEDIATELY to arrange a pick-up.

==November 02, 2006==
When looking at eternity, and trying to justify it against our place at this moment in time, it's quite common to wonder how all of the pieces fit together.

Perhaps the better question is "Do most people even see the whole picture?" Or are they missing out on seemingly obscure fractions of great importance that could help it all start to become clear? By the time you reach the end, will you even remember every sign you ignored at the beginning?

In the grand scheme of things, we are playing with preciously little time. Alas, without order, we are left only with chaos.

--

I am reminded of this writing in one of our historical texts, by the Roman philosopher Nomanyuos. I attempted to verify the translation on the internet, but unfortunately he remains a victim of harsh damnatio memoriae for his ideas and philosophies that did not bode well with members of certain sects. This less controversial musing regards the Roman Forum and its importance in his time:

----

"Were it not for the forum, there would be no discourse amongst the people.

Were it not for this discourse, there would be no clear vision.

Were it not for clear vision, the hard work of our politicians, citizens, slaves—not even our armies could ever bring any guidance toward the right path.

But if not for the hard work behind clear vision arrived at through discourse, the forum itself could never have been built."

-----

Historically it is important to note, however, that most Emperors and politicians enjoyed their greatest triumphs when the forums remained largely unaware of their actions, and did not inquire about their intentions. But Nomanyuos, like most philosophers, had virtually no wealth, power or influence. Would you find it coincidental that history is full of "populists" with similar views?

Regardless, great rewards await the chosen few who can see even a fraction of the wisdom and truth that is right before their very eyes.

We would like to thank Noava22 and Archetype for their assistance in recovering the stolen items that Tachyon left in the park.

Our internal security logs show that Tachyon spent almost an hour inside our information gathering facility. However, the list of names on the memory card would have taken only a minute or so to compile.

It is critical that we find Tachyon before her "family" does, to ensure that we have recovered everything she stole from us.

Remember: Tachyon sought to betray our trust. She will not escape the reward of her action.

When she makes her move, we will be ready.

After reviewing Tachyon's latest communication, we believe that she will make her move this Friday afternoon. Friends of her "family" will be looking to retrieve her (or possibly what she stole from us).

It is of critical importance that we are prepared to decode Friday's communication, before they even have the chance.

Remember: Tachyon sought to betray our trust. She will not escape the reward of her action.

Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

==November 04, 2006==
What is the message that Tachyon wishes to have "passed along?"

We must ANALYZE the items recovered to PROTECT our interests. It is of critical importance that we HINDER the attempts of Tachyon and her "family" to destroy our organization.

==November 05, 2006==
Good news, everyone! We just decoded Tachyon's second transmission and it was of no interest whatsoever. It turns out that she wished for her "brother" to tell the rest of her "family" that she misses them and sends hugs!

Isn't that sweet?

You can turn in for the evening now. Sorry that was SO uneventful. Shame on Tachyon for getting us all excited. But, as they say, the "Sun'll come out tomorrow!"

Good night, everyone! And give yourself a great big hug from all of us here at the Operation!

Oh dear.

In light of recent developments, the field trip to torment LordGreystoke and get pizza and/or ice cream has been called off.

==November 07, 2006==
It is better to travel than to arrive...

It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step into the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.

--
Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

==November 11. 2006==
From her last communication, we predict that Tachyon will make a move today (Saturday), perhaps near the ocean.

We anticipate that members of her "family" will be looking to retrieve her or some of the information she stole from us. We will be ready to analyze and decode her next communication, which should provide us with the location. We must make every effort to hinder her progress and protect our secrets.

Remember: Tachyon sought to betray our trust. She will not escape the reward of her action...

--

It is better to travel than to arrive...

It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step into the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.

--

Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

==November 12, 2006==
The time is now.

==November 13, 2006==
HI WE CANT WAGER.

Remember: Tachyon sought to betray our trust. She will not escape the reward of her action...

==November 15, 2006==
WE ARE WATCHING.

Remember: Tachyon sought to betray our trust. She will not escape the reward of her action...

==November 17, 2006==
It is better to travel than to arrive...

It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step into the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.

PS. Italy is lovely. It's downright dreadful that I must come home on Monday. I trust that Romeo + Juliet, Tachyon, and "10033" will each behave for their respective sitters and try not to test their patience. If they're good, I might even bring them back a present or two.

==November 20, 2006==
"Hangin' around, nothing to do but frown... Rainy days and Mondays always get me down."

I trust that Romeo + Juliet, Tachyon, and "10033" each behaved for their respective sitters. If they were good, I just might give them the presents I brought back for them.

==November 26, 2006==
With so many children running about, it can be challenging to provide each of them with the adequate attention they require. When Tachyon makes her move in the morning, we shall be ready.

==November 27, 2006==
With so many children running about, it can be challenging to provide each of them with the adequate attention they require.

Tachyon sought to INFILTRATE our organization. She attempted to use the I in APHID against us.

As such, she will not escape the reward of her action. We must learn all that we can from her last communication, and it is vital that we leave no page unturned.

==November 30, 2006==
Tachyon didn't behave for her sitter...and unfortunately he will not be able to sit her again in the future (or anyone else for that matter).

We will see to it that her next sitter is a little more "proactive," and less tolerant of any bad behavior.

==December 02, 2006==
From Tachyon's latest communication to her "Brother," we expect that she will make a move sometime tomorrow (Sunday). We will be prepared.

==December 04, 2006==
We look forward to finding out the results, once we decode what Tachyon left behind for her friends and "family" to recover.

With so many children running about, it can be challenging to provide each of them with the adequate attention they require.

Tachyon will not escape the reward of her action.

Wherever you go. Whatever you do. We will be right here, waiting for you.

We would've licensed the song, but we had a rather nasty falling out with Richard Marx a few years back. We can't get into the specific details, per the terms of our settlement, but please take note:

Merely *saying* you would "sell your soul" does not constitute a legally binding agreement. Of course, this was after we kept up *our* part of the deal.

The lesson to be learned is this, kids: always look to get it in writing!

==December 08, 2006==
We fear that Tachyon is going to attempt to interfere further with matters that are none of her business.

It wouldn't be the first time for her or her "family" to do such a thing, now would it?

However, it might allow us the perfect opportunity to reward her for her previous actions against us.

It's only a matter of time before one gets tired of the constant travel, and almost has no choice but to return home.

"Wherever you go. Whatever you do. We will be right here, waiting for you."

==December 10, 2006==
It appears we are momentarily stumped at Tachyon's latest communication. Apparently it contains information that is essential to understand the instructions that will follow. It's quite likely a list of some sort.

Let's hope that we decode it before her friends or "family" are able to do so.

We fear that Tachyon is going to attempt to interfere further with matters that are none of her business.

==December 12, 2006==
Apparently it's time to bust out the Jiffy Pop, as Tachyon's latest message requires some couch time. We are presently trying to track down copies of the movies listed. It's a shame we couldn't plan a slumber party for such an event.

Let's hope we decode this message and make the connections before her friends or "family" can.

==January 16, 2007==
Rumors of MY death have been greatly exaggerated...

== January 26, 2007 ==
Clues and hints are for puzzles in the land of "make believe," but
this isn't a game, children.
The task at hand is a recovery mission, and the time is NOW.
You've been briefed with the data available. This narrows it
to a short list of possible locations.
It's just a matter of determining which bowling alley is the
one that the Wonder Twins have been referring to as "Pins and
Pints." To do this, we have to recover what Mr. Beast left
behind.
We applaud those of you who've put forth effort thus far...
your actions prove both your worth and allegiance. At this
point, there are only a few locations left to search.
Oh...and for those who cannot tackle a simple "grown-up"
task without having their hand held...I have a ball, perhaps
you'd like to bounce it?
--
Rumors of MY death have been greatly exaggerated...
Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose
lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

== February 05, 2007 ==
Puppets ARE fun...and never underestimate the allure of pizza, ice cream, or spin art.

==February 23, 2007==
Oh dear. If the latch-key kid is on the case, perhaps we should be afraid.

Considering the reading material Tachyon has so generously left behind, young Daniel certainly has our sympathy. Now had they been Hardy Boys books, that would be an entirely different story.

Perhaps once you're finished with those, you might want to check out the adventures of Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield?

==Notes==
*[http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2245 OpAphid Profile Update Archive Thread]
*[http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3539 OpAphid Profile Update Discussion Thread]

[[Category: OpAphid]]

OpAphid's Profile Updates Archive

2007-03-04T19:24:30Z

70.112.167.227: /* December 08, 2006 */

This page's purpose is to archive updates from [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=OpAphid OpAphid's YouTube profile]; A character in the [[OpAphid]] [[ARG]].

==October 20, 2006==
When looking at eternity, and trying to justify it against our place at this moment in time, it's quite common to wonder how all of the pieces fit together.

Perhaps the better question is "Do most people even see the whole picture?" Or are they missing out on seemingly obscure fractions of great importance that could help it all start to become clear? By the time you reach the end, will you even remember every sign you ignored at the beginning?

In the grand scheme of things, we are playing with preciously little time. Alas, without order, we are left only with chaos.
--
I am reminded of this writing in one of our historical texts, by the Roman philosopher Nomanyuos. I attempted to verify the translation on the internet, but unfortunately he remains a victim of harsh damnatio memoriae for his ideas and philosophies that did not bode well with members of certain sects. This less controversial musing regards the Roman Forum and its importance in his time:
----
"Were it not for the forum, there would be no discourse amongst the people.

Were it not for this discourse, there would be no clear vision.

Were it not for clear vision, the hard work of our politicians, citizens, slaves—not even our armies could ever bring any guidance toward the right path.

But if not for the hard work behind clear vision arrived at through discourse, the forum itself could never have been built."
-----
Historically it is important to note, however, that most Emperors and politicians enjoyed their greatest triumphs when the forums remained largely unaware of their actions, and did not inquire about their intentions. But Nomanyuos, like most philosophers, had virtually no wealth, power or influence. Would you find it coincidental that history is full of "populists" with similar views?

Regardless, great rewards await the chosen few who can see even a fraction of the wisdom and truth that is right before their very eyes.

+ 5 / 5 + - Incoming...

Take a moment to think about your decision in going forward. Should you be capable of doing so, which side will you choose?

If so, do you see the bigger picture? Do you grasp even a fraction of the meaning that lies within?

The five pieces are in front of you.

Do you see the bigger picture? Do you grasp even a fraction of the meaning that lies within?

Take a moment to think about your decision in going forward. Should you be capable of doing so, which side will you choose?

==October 21, 2006==
When lost, it helps to focus back to the beginning.

The five pieces are in front of you.

Do you see the bigger picture? Do you grasp even a fraction of the meaning that lies within?

Take a moment to think about your decision in going forward. Should you be capable of doing so, which side will you choose?

The five pieces are in front of you. You clearly see fractions of the larger picture. It's hardly a pure science, is it?

But again, take a moment to think about your decision in going forward. Should you be capable of doing so, which side will you choose?

The five pieces are in front of you. You clearly see fractions of the larger picture. It's hardly a pure science, is it?

You're off to a good start, but it shall remain a modest accomplishment if there is only order without purpose.

But again, take a moment to think about your decision in going forward. Should you be capable of doing so, which side will you choose?

One of you has already found purity within the order.

Can you be trusted with a secret you have earned?

Some can be trusted with a secret, while others obviously cannot.

Do not be so quick to believe everything that you read, especially when there are agents amongst you who wish to interfere by spreading disinformation.

The truly worthy should ask themselves if they understand what is being asked of them.

Only then will they be prepared for the challenges that await.

To those who have proven themselves worthy:

Find instruction within the message. Only then will you be prepared.

The first step toward any solution? The A in APHID, of course.

However, do not underestimate the importance of rest. Even God rested on the seventh day.

Sleep is a reward for some, a punishment for others. For all, it is a sanction.

To those who have proven themselves worthy:

Find instruction within the message. Only then will you be prepared.

The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.

However, do not underestimate the importance of rest. Even God rested on the seventh day.

Sleep is a reward for some, a punishment for others. For all, it is a sanction

==October 22, 2006==
Are we rested and refreshed?

Only those who have found instruction within the message will be prepared to prove their worth--if they understand the P in APHID.

Sometimes additional enlightenment can be found hidden amongst information we previously considered a part of our history...

The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.

To PROTECT is our greatest purpose, above all others. The importance of PROTECTION is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.

Only those who have found instruction within the message will be prepared to prove their worth in this regard. While history is full of subtle clues toward greater secrets, some messages are meant to be taken literally--regardless of any deeper connections we might suspect.

The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.

If called upon, will you know what to do?

==October 23, 2006==
Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

==October 24, 2006==
For those who have proven their worth through action, the date draws near.

If called upon, will you know what to do?

Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

==October 26, 2006==
"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing."

For those who have proven their worth through action, enjoy what little time you have left to prepare.

If called upon, will you know what to do?

==October 27, 2006==
BE READY
And Remember:

Regardless of what you read in internet chat rooms, the H in APHID does not actually stand for "HOLLA."

==October 28, 2006==
Today is the day. Be ready.

Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action...

"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing."

The time is now.

Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action...

==October 29, 2006==
Study your enemy... Look into her "eyes."

It's quite doubtful that the perpetrator of this betrayal would use coding methods so primitive & obvious.
Study your enemy's words. They relate whith her "eyes" experience.

==October 30, 2006==
Two thousand years ago, The Forums were a great source of ideas. Today, they exist in a much different form. On occasion, they still offer a fair amount of insight:

"Maybe I is her public self, i is her private self, or the other way around."
-Katz31

Study your enemy's words. Why would someone need to make such a seperation if her intentions were true and of one mindset?

After much analysis and deliberation, we have concluded that the compass is indeed pointing somewhere in the N/NE direction.

After much analysis and deliberation, we have concluded the following:

The compass points N/NE.

The text file contains data gathered from correspondence and a list of aliases.

The name of the person who betrayed our trust? Tachyon.

The file names spell "Tag, you're it," which anagrams into "I target you." Is the latter her true intention?

For the time being, we ask that you focus on Tachyon's video journals. Why would someone need to make such separations if her intentions were true and of one mindset?

We await our enemy's next move. We shall be prepared.

==November 01, 2006==
Those who received a phone call as part of our testing process:

Feel free to share the details. No more secrets! But realize that in some cases what you are offering is your interpretation of what the gentleman said. For all we know, he may have been attempting to spread misinformation or send us down the wrong path... We suspect that he was purposefully vague as to the nature of Tachyon's mission. At this time, all we can do is speculate based on her videos and what the gentleman told us.

And to everyone who did not receive a call: Please keep in mind that there will be many future tests in a variety of forms. Be ready.

Thank you.

OpAphid

PS. We found a mysterious cell phone on our premises a little over a month ago. If the owner of the phone wishes to claim it, we ask that they contact us IMMEDIATELY to arrange a pick-up.

==November 02, 2006==
When looking at eternity, and trying to justify it against our place at this moment in time, it's quite common to wonder how all of the pieces fit together.

Perhaps the better question is "Do most people even see the whole picture?" Or are they missing out on seemingly obscure fractions of great importance that could help it all start to become clear? By the time you reach the end, will you even remember every sign you ignored at the beginning?

In the grand scheme of things, we are playing with preciously little time. Alas, without order, we are left only with chaos.

--

I am reminded of this writing in one of our historical texts, by the Roman philosopher Nomanyuos. I attempted to verify the translation on the internet, but unfortunately he remains a victim of harsh damnatio memoriae for his ideas and philosophies that did not bode well with members of certain sects. This less controversial musing regards the Roman Forum and its importance in his time:

----

"Were it not for the forum, there would be no discourse amongst the people.

Were it not for this discourse, there would be no clear vision.

Were it not for clear vision, the hard work of our politicians, citizens, slaves—not even our armies could ever bring any guidance toward the right path.

But if not for the hard work behind clear vision arrived at through discourse, the forum itself could never have been built."

-----

Historically it is important to note, however, that most Emperors and politicians enjoyed their greatest triumphs when the forums remained largely unaware of their actions, and did not inquire about their intentions. But Nomanyuos, like most philosophers, had virtually no wealth, power or influence. Would you find it coincidental that history is full of "populists" with similar views?

Regardless, great rewards await the chosen few who can see even a fraction of the wisdom and truth that is right before their very eyes.

We would like to thank Noava22 and Archetype for their assistance in recovering the stolen items that Tachyon left in the park.

Our internal securi We would like to thank Noava22 and Archetype for their assistance in recovering the stolen items that Tachyon left in the park.

Our internal security logs show that Tachyon spent almost an hour inside our information gathering facility. However, the list of names on the memory card would have taken only a minute or so to compile.

It is critical that we find Tachyon before her "family" does, to ensure that we have recovered everything she stole from us.

Remember: Tachyon sought to betray our trust. She will not escape the reward of her action.

When she makes her move, we will be ready.

After reviewing Tachyon's latest communication, we believe that she will make her move this Friday afternoon. Friends of her "family" will be looking to retrieve her (or possibly what she stole from us).

It is of critical importance that we are prepared to decode Friday's communication, before they even have the chance.

Remember: Tachyon sought to betray our trust. She will not escape the reward of her action.

Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

==November 04, 2006==
What is the message that Tachyon wishes to have "passed along?"

We must ANALYZE the items recovered to PROTECT our interests. It is of critical importance that we HINDER the attempts of Tachyon and her "family" to destroy our organization.

==November 05, 2006==
Good news, everyone! We just decoded Tachyon's second transmission and it was of no interest whatsoever. It turns out that she wished for her "brother" to tell the rest of her "family" that she misses them and sends hugs!

Isn't that sweet?

You can turn in for the evening now. Sorry that was SO uneventful. Shame on Tachyon for getting us all excited. But, as they say, the "Sun'll come out tomorrow!"

Good night, everyone! And give yourself a great big hug from all of us here at the Operation!

Oh dear.

In light of recent developments, the field trip to torment LordGreystoke and get pizza and/or ice cream has been called off.

==November 07, 2006==
It is better to travel than to arrive...

It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step into the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.

--
Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

==November 11. 2006==
From her last communication, we predict that Tachyon will make a move today (Saturday), perhaps near the ocean.

We anticipate that members of her "family" will be looking to retrieve her or some of the information she stole from us. We will be ready to analyze and decode her next communication, which should provide us with the location. We must make every effort to hinder her progress and protect our secrets.

Remember: Tachyon sought to betray our trust. She will not escape the reward of her action...

--

It is better to travel than to arrive...

It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step into the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.

--

Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

==November 12, 2006==
The time is now.

==November 13, 2006==
HI WE CANT WAGER.

Remember: Tachyon sought to betray our trust. She will not escape the reward of her action...

==November 15, 2006==
WE ARE WATCHING.

Remember: Tachyon sought to betray our trust. She will not escape the reward of her action...

==November 17, 2006==
It is better to travel than to arrive...

It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step into the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.

PS. Italy is lovely. It's downright dreadful that I must come home on Monday. I trust that Romeo + Juliet, Tachyon, and "10033" will each behave for their respective sitters and try not to test their patience. If they're good, I might even bring them back a present or two.

==November 20, 2006==
"Hangin' around, nothing to do but frown... Rainy days and Mondays always get me down."

I trust that Romeo + Juliet, Tachyon, and "10033" each behaved for their respective sitters. If they were good, I just might give them the presents I brought back for them.

==November 26, 2006==
With so many children running about, it can be challenging to provide each of them with the adequate attention they require. When Tachyon makes her move in the morning, we shall be ready.

==November 27, 2006==
With so many children running about, it can be challenging to provide each of them with the adequate attention they require.

Tachyon sought to INFILTRATE our organization. She attempted to use the I in APHID against us.

As such, she will not escape the reward of her action. We must learn all that we can from her last communication, and it is vital that we leave no page unturned.

==November 30, 2006==
Tachyon didn't behave for her sitter...and unfortunately he will not be able to sit her again in the future (or anyone else for that matter).

We will see to it that her next sitter is a little more "proactive," and less tolerant of any bad behavior.

==December 02, 2006==
From Tachyon's latest communication to her "Brother," we expect that she will make a move sometime tomorrow (Sunday). We will be prepared.

==December 04, 2006==
We look forward to finding out the results, once we decode what Tachyon left behind for her friends and "family" to recover.

With so many children running about, it can be challenging to provide each of them with the adequate attention they require.

Tachyon will not escape the reward of her action.

Wherever you go. Whatever you do. We will be right here, waiting for you.

We would've licensed the song, but we had a rather nasty falling out with Richard Marx a few years back. We can't get into the specific details, per the terms of our settlement, but please take note:

Merely *saying* you would "sell your soul" does not constitute a legally binding agreement. Of course, this was after we kept up *our* part of the deal.

The lesson to be learned is this, kids: always look to get it in writing!

==December 08, 2006==
We fear that Tachyon is going to attempt to interfere further with matters that are none of her business.

It wouldn't be the first time for her or her "family" to do such a thing, now would it?

However, it might allow us the perfect opportunity to reward her for her previous actions against us.

It's only a matter of time before one gets tired of the constant travel, and almost has no choice but to return home.

"Wherever you go. Whatever you do. We will be right here, waiting for you."

==December 10, 2006==
It appears we are momentarily stumped at Tachyon's latest communication. Apparently it contains information that is essential to understand the instructions that will follow. It's quite likely a list of some sort.

Let's hope that we decode it before her friends or "family" are able to do so.

We fear that Tachyon is going to attempt to interfere further with matters that are none of her business.

==December 12, 2006==
Apparently it's time to bust out the Jiffy Pop, as Tachyon's latest message requires some couch time. We are presently trying to track down copies of the movies listed. It's a shame we couldn't plan a slumber party for such an event.

Let's hope we decode this message and make the connections before her friends or "family" can.

==January 16, 2007==
Rumors of MY death have been greatly exaggerated...

== January 26, 2007 ==
Clues and hints are for puzzles in the land of "make believe," but
this isn't a game, children.
The task at hand is a recovery mission, and the time is NOW.
You've been briefed with the data available. This narrows it
to a short list of possible locations.
It's just a matter of determining which bowling alley is the
one that the Wonder Twins have been referring to as "Pins and
Pints." To do this, we have to recover what Mr. Beast left
behind.
We applaud those of you who've put forth effort thus far...
your actions prove both your worth and allegiance. At this
point, there are only a few locations left to search.
Oh...and for those who cannot tackle a simple "grown-up"
task without having their hand held...I have a ball, perhaps
you'd like to bounce it?
--
Rumors of MY death have been greatly exaggerated...
Some things are secret for a reason. There are people whose
lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

== February 05, 2007 ==
Puppets ARE fun...and never underestimate the allure of pizza, ice cream, or spin art.

==February 23, 2007==
Oh dear. If the latch-key kid is on the case, perhaps we should be afraid.

Considering the reading material Tachyon has so generously left behind, young Daniel certainly has our sympathy. Now had they been Hardy Boys books, that would be an entirely different story.

Perhaps once you're finished with those, you might want to check out the adventures of Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield?

==Notes==
*[http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2245 OpAphid Profile Update Archive Thread]
*[http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3539 OpAphid Profile Update Discussion Thread]

[[Category: OpAphid]]

Men Are From Mars

2007-02-23T02:08:30Z

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'''Men Are From Mars''' is the one hundred thirty-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
Bree: So, since [[Daniel]] and [[Jonas]] are not speaking to each other, I've been doing all the hard work by myself. Setting up trip lines and things like that. Bunch of cool stuff [[Tachyon]] taught me. Basically, Daniel doesn't like the fact that Jonas and I went hiking together, and Jonas doesn't like the fact that Daniel doesn't like the fact that we went hiking together. Anyway, I had some down time and I was trying to figure out why it's so hard for Daniel and Jonas to just be friends, and deal with they're feelings in a constructive way. So, I went online and found this really interesting article. It's called the band-aid approach.

==Notes==
* Daniel was reading one of the Nancy Drew books Tachyon left him. The title of this book is "The Clue in the Diary".

Forum vote

2007-01-07T04:09:04Z

70.112.167.227: /* Best Moments on the PHORUM */

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= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006-Continued Voting =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

The main video message board contributors have already voted. We are now opening up voting to forum members and others who have not voted yet.

'''The new deadline for voting is Midnight, EST on 01/16/06!'''

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!!

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' The voting(so far) was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this! Also, please note that there is no statistical significance concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting.

== Best Video ==

*Bree’s Dad Is Dead

*Christmas Surprise X,

*Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)

*Fleeing the Watchers

*Grillz X,X

*My Difficult Decision

*On the Run X,

*P*Monkey Boogies X,

*Poor Pluto

*Proving Longitude Wrong

*SwimmingX,

*The Unthinkable Happened X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,

*What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?

* My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!) X, X, X

* My First Kiss, X,X

'''Summary (so far):
*Total nominations: 15
*Total Votes: 68

== Best Moments ==

*Bree: "Shh... cavemen didn’t have the tool of language!” (Daniel the Neanderthal)

*Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X,X

*Daniel: "Luh... care x, X, X,X,X,X,X
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=L%27care

*Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15)X

*The "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened) X, X, X

*Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast)

*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed)

*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities) X, X

*Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).

*Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)

*”My name is Bree. I’m 16. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).

*Bree: Daniel I missed you, Daniel while stuffing his backpack chuckles and says: I missed you too...
They both chuckle (I listened to Daniel)X

*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming) X,X,

*Bree: "Kitty!"

*So-o-o-o...you're probably wondering why I'm so stuck on kissing today. I really don't want to tell you, but... Saturday night I went to a party with Daniel and he kissed me! (Bree jumps onto the floor out of camera range, then peeks up several times) You're still here. Go away. (My First Kiss) X,X,

'''SUMMARY: (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 12
*Total votes: 42

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

*"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak

*"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy X, X,X

*"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct

*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo)

*"Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella

*"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching X,X,X,X,X,X,

*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985

*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke

*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct

*"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella

*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct, X,X,

*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX

*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ

*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy X

*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU

*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE

*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

*"Youtube Auteur" by Terryfic (Aug 7, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDxxuHkUMRI

*"Introducing Paul and Andrea" by PaulMark18 (Sept. 16, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vt9zgQES-E

*"Lady Problems" by ScorchedHotTub (July 18, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJeGH3QJRo

*"itskassie" by Voyboy, X,X,X,

'''SUMMARY (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 20
*Total votes: 33 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the PHORUM==

(Please add these as you like!)

* Bukanator, an original LG15 character described as a 37-year old divorced programmer of Russian descent, founds the [[Phorum]] (July 16, 2006)

* Lonelygirl15.com is found to have been registered on May 12, 2006, long before Bree's 1st video. On YouTube and in the Phorum, "Bukanator" claims to have obtained the unused domain name from Daniel. (July 18-22, 2006) X

* HyeMew starts up real activity at the forum with his earnest posts, starting the day after Aleister Crowley was revealed. (Aug. 7, 2006)

* First forum flamewar erupts between [[BigManOnCampus333]] and [[Jessica]]. (late August 2006)

* Via close analysis of cassieiswatching and lg15, it is determined that Sean "P.Diddy" Combs is behind the whole lg15 phenomenon. (late Aug. 2006)

* Phorum participants discover that lonelygirl15 has been trademarked by [[Kenneth Goodfried]]. Everything about him and his family except maybe his dental records is uncovered online. (Aug 28, 2006)

* A poster called "t" starts pranking the forum with supposed hints about Bree's identity. HyeMew exposes t as a fraud.(Aug 31-Sept 7, 2006)

* The Phorum is overwhelmed with members and posts, with no moderation, causing the founding of [[Children of Anchor Cove]] and birth of a better-run official forum in response. The 1st initial registration emails from the new lonelygirl15.com forum are sent from a hotmail account belonging to "[[Miles Beckett]]" (Sept 4, 2006)

* The Phorum crashes with the first post from "[[The Creators]]", the authenticity of which is highly doubted. (Sept. 7, 2006)

* The Phorum crashes again with the outing of Jessica Rose as Bree (Sept. 12, 2006)

* Cassieiswatching goes into Second Life, and soon after, people in the forum are riding cows and stuff (Oct. 2006) X,X

* Yousef is sort of not fired (Nov. 2006)

* Canon Day - OpAphid is outed as 'the real deal,' the forum freaks, OpHeads rejoice (and then freak shortly thereafter) (November 24)

* Spaciegirl leaves the forum (Nov 2006?)

* GoodGollyItsHolly is rewarded with spokespuppet status (Dec. 2006)

* Bree attends the infamous chat at lonelygirl15.com and the site almost crashes (Nov. 28, 2006)X,X

* Spaciegirl returns to the forum (Dec 2006)X,X,X

* Slainte violently explodes in the forum at the utter idiocy of the content (or lack thereof) in the posts (late Dec. 2006)X,

* The next post after Slainte left was "FIIIRRSSSTT!!" X,

* The availability of Mesh Flinders' independent short film "Pond" on YouTube is announced. (December 2006) X

* The Phorum Intelligentsia creates a SEVEN PAGE thread (with a poll no less!) entitled "[Important] Do you like carrot cake?". P. Monkey is MIA and by default abstains from this important poll.(January, 2007)X

Nominations: 18

Forum vote

2007-01-07T04:07:15Z

70.112.167.227: /* Best Moments */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006-Continued Voting =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

The main video message board contributors have already voted. We are now opening up voting to forum members and others who have not voted yet.

'''The new deadline for voting is Midnight, EST on 01/16/06!'''

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!!

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' The voting(so far) was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this! Also, please note that there is no statistical significance concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting.

== Best Video ==

*Bree’s Dad Is Dead

*Christmas Surprise X,

*Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)

*Fleeing the Watchers

*Grillz X,X

*My Difficult Decision

*On the Run X,

*P*Monkey Boogies X,

*Poor Pluto

*Proving Longitude Wrong

*SwimmingX,

*The Unthinkable Happened X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,

*What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?

* My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!) X, X, X

* My First Kiss, X,X

'''Summary (so far):
*Total nominations: 15
*Total Votes: 68

== Best Moments ==

*Bree: "Shh... cavemen didn’t have the tool of language!” (Daniel the Neanderthal)

*Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X,X

*Daniel: "Luh... care x, X, X,X,X,X,X
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=L%27care

*Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15)X

*The "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened) X, X, X

*Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast)

*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed)

*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities) X, X

*Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).

*Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)

*”My name is Bree. I’m 16. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).

*Bree: Daniel I missed you, Daniel while stuffing his backpack chuckles and says: I missed you too...
They both chuckle (I listened to Daniel)X

*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming) X,X,

*Bree: "Kitty!"

*So-o-o-o...you're probably wondering why I'm so stuck on kissing today. I really don't want to tell you, but... Saturday night I went to a party with Daniel and he kissed me! (Bree jumps onto the floor out of camera range, then peeks up several times) You're still here. Go away. (My First Kiss) X,X,

'''SUMMARY: (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 12
*Total votes: 42

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

*"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak

*"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy X, X,X

*"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct

*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo)

*"Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella

*"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching X,X,X,X,X,X,

*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985

*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke

*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct

*"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella

*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct, X,X,

*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX

*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ

*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy X

*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU

*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE

*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

*"Youtube Auteur" by Terryfic (Aug 7, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDxxuHkUMRI

*"Introducing Paul and Andrea" by PaulMark18 (Sept. 16, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vt9zgQES-E

*"Lady Problems" by ScorchedHotTub (July 18, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJeGH3QJRo

*"itskassie" by Voyboy, X,X,X,

'''SUMMARY (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 20
*Total votes: 33 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the PHORUM==

(Please add these as you like!)

* Bukanator, an original LG15 character described as a 37-year old divorced programmer of Russian descent, founds the [[Phorum]] (July 16, 2006)

* Lonelygirl15.com is found to have been registered on May 12, 2006, long before Bree's 1st video. On YouTube and in the Phorum, "Bukanator" claims to have obtained the unused domain name from Daniel. (July 18-22, 2006) X

* HyeMew starts up real activity at the forum with his earnest posts, starting the day after Aleister Crowley was revealed. (Aug. 7, 2006)

* First forum flamewar erupts between [[BigManOnCampus333]] and [[Jessica]]. (late August 2006)

* Via close analysis of cassieiswatching and lg15, it is determined that Sean "P.Diddy" Combs is behind the whole lg15 phenomenon. (late Aug. 2006)

* Phorum participants discover that lonelygirl15 has been trademarked by [[Kenneth Goodfried]]. Everything about him and his family except maybe his dental records is uncovered online. (Aug 28, 2006)

* A poster called "t" starts pranking the forum with supposed hints about Bree's identity. HyeMew exposes t as a fraud.(Aug 31-Sept 7, 2006)

* The Phorum is overwhelmed with members and posts, with no moderation, causing the founding of [[Children of Anchor Cove]] and birth of a better-run official forum in response. The 1st initial registration emails from the new lonelygirl15.com forum are sent from a hotmail account belonging to "[[Miles Beckett]]" (Sept 4, 2006)

* The Phorum crashes with the first post from "[[The Creators]]", the authenticity of which is highly doubted. (Sept. 7, 2006)

* The Phorum crashes again with the outing of Jessica Rose as Bree (Sept. 12, 2006)

* Cassieiswatching goes into Second Life, and soon after, people in the forum are riding cows and stuff (Oct. 2006) X,X

* Yousef is sort of not fired (Nov. 2006)

* Canon Day - OpAphid is outed as 'the real deal,' the forum freaks, OpHeads rejoice (and then freak shortly thereafter) (November 24)

* Spaciegirl leaves the forum (Nov 2006?)

* GoodGollyItsHolly is rewarded with spokespuppet status (Dec. 2006)

* Bree attends the infamous chat at lonelygirl15.com and the site almost crashes (Nov. 28, 2006)X,X

* Spaciegirl returns to the forum (Dec 2006)X,X,X

* Slainte violently explodes in the forum at the utter idiocy of the content (or lack thereof) in the posts (late Dec. 2006)X,

* The next post after Slainte left was "FIIIRRSSSTT!!"

* The availability of Mesh Flinders' independent short film "Pond" on YouTube is announced. (December 2006) X

* The Phorum Intelligentsia creates a SEVEN PAGE thread (with a poll no less!) entitled "[Important] Do you like carrot cake?". P. Monkey is MIA and by default abstains from this important poll.(January, 2007)X

Nominations: 18

Forum vote

2007-01-07T04:04:50Z

70.112.167.227: /* Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006-Continued Voting =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

The main video message board contributors have already voted. We are now opening up voting to forum members and others who have not voted yet.

'''The new deadline for voting is Midnight, EST on 01/16/06!'''

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!!

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' The voting(so far) was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this! Also, please note that there is no statistical significance concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting.

== Best Video ==

*Bree’s Dad Is Dead

*Christmas Surprise X,

*Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)

*Fleeing the Watchers

*Grillz X,X

*My Difficult Decision

*On the Run X,

*P*Monkey Boogies X,

*Poor Pluto

*Proving Longitude Wrong

*SwimmingX,

*The Unthinkable Happened X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,

*What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?

* My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!) X, X, X

* My First Kiss, X,X

'''Summary (so far):
*Total nominations: 15
*Total Votes: 68

== Best Moments ==

*Bree: "Shh... cavemen didn’t have the tool of language!” (Daniel the Neanderthal)

*Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X,X

*Daniel: "Luh... care x, X, X,X,X,X,X
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=L%27care

*Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15)X

*The "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened) X, X, X

*Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast)

*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed)

*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities) X, X

*Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).

*Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)

*”My name is Bree. I’m 16. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).

*Bree: Daniel I missed you, Daniel while stuffing his backpack chuckles and says: I missed you too...
They both chuckle (I listened to Daniel)X

*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming) x,X,
*Bree: "Kitty!"

So-o-o-o...you're probably wondering why I'm so stuck on kissing today. I really don't want to tell you, but... Saturday night I went to a party with Daniel and he kissed me! (Bree jumps onto the floor out of camera range, then peeks up several times) You're still here. Go away. (My First Kiss) X

'''SUMMARY: (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 12
*Total votes: 42

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

*"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak

*"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy X, X,X

*"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct

*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo)

*"Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella

*"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching X,X,X,X,X,X,

*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985

*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke

*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct

*"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella

*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct, X,X,

*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX

*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ

*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy X

*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU

*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE

*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

*"Youtube Auteur" by Terryfic (Aug 7, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDxxuHkUMRI

*"Introducing Paul and Andrea" by PaulMark18 (Sept. 16, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vt9zgQES-E

*"Lady Problems" by ScorchedHotTub (July 18, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJeGH3QJRo

*"itskassie" by Voyboy, X,X,X,

'''SUMMARY (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 20
*Total votes: 33 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the PHORUM==

(Please add these as you like!)

* Bukanator, an original LG15 character described as a 37-year old divorced programmer of Russian descent, founds the [[Phorum]] (July 16, 2006)

* Lonelygirl15.com is found to have been registered on May 12, 2006, long before Bree's 1st video. On YouTube and in the Phorum, "Bukanator" claims to have obtained the unused domain name from Daniel. (July 18-22, 2006) X

* HyeMew starts up real activity at the forum with his earnest posts, starting the day after Aleister Crowley was revealed. (Aug. 7, 2006)

* First forum flamewar erupts between [[BigManOnCampus333]] and [[Jessica]]. (late August 2006)

* Via close analysis of cassieiswatching and lg15, it is determined that Sean "P.Diddy" Combs is behind the whole lg15 phenomenon. (late Aug. 2006)

* Phorum participants discover that lonelygirl15 has been trademarked by [[Kenneth Goodfried]]. Everything about him and his family except maybe his dental records is uncovered online. (Aug 28, 2006)

* A poster called "t" starts pranking the forum with supposed hints about Bree's identity. HyeMew exposes t as a fraud.(Aug 31-Sept 7, 2006)

* The Phorum is overwhelmed with members and posts, with no moderation, causing the founding of [[Children of Anchor Cove]] and birth of a better-run official forum in response. The 1st initial registration emails from the new lonelygirl15.com forum are sent from a hotmail account belonging to "[[Miles Beckett]]" (Sept 4, 2006)

* The Phorum crashes with the first post from "[[The Creators]]", the authenticity of which is highly doubted. (Sept. 7, 2006)

* The Phorum crashes again with the outing of Jessica Rose as Bree (Sept. 12, 2006)

* Cassieiswatching goes into Second Life, and soon after, people in the forum are riding cows and stuff (Oct. 2006) X,X

* Yousef is sort of not fired (Nov. 2006)

* Canon Day - OpAphid is outed as 'the real deal,' the forum freaks, OpHeads rejoice (and then freak shortly thereafter) (November 24)

* Spaciegirl leaves the forum (Nov 2006?)

* GoodGollyItsHolly is rewarded with spokespuppet status (Dec. 2006)

* Bree attends the infamous chat at lonelygirl15.com and the site almost crashes (Nov. 28, 2006)X,X

* Spaciegirl returns to the forum (Dec 2006)X,X,X

* Slainte violently explodes in the forum at the utter idiocy of the content (or lack thereof) in the posts (late Dec. 2006)X,

* The next post after Slainte left was "FIIIRRSSSTT!!"

* The availability of Mesh Flinders' independent short film "Pond" on YouTube is announced. (December 2006) X

* The Phorum Intelligentsia creates a SEVEN PAGE thread (with a poll no less!) entitled "[Important] Do you like carrot cake?". P. Monkey is MIA and by default abstains from this important poll.(January, 2007)X

Nominations: 18

Forum vote

2007-01-07T04:03:06Z

70.112.167.227: /* Best Video */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006-Continued Voting =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

The main video message board contributors have already voted. We are now opening up voting to forum members and others who have not voted yet.

'''The new deadline for voting is Midnight, EST on 01/16/06!'''

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!!

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' The voting(so far) was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this! Also, please note that there is no statistical significance concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting.

== Best Video ==

*Bree’s Dad Is Dead

*Christmas Surprise X,

*Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)

*Fleeing the Watchers

*Grillz X,X

*My Difficult Decision

*On the Run X,

*P*Monkey Boogies X,

*Poor Pluto

*Proving Longitude Wrong

*SwimmingX,

*The Unthinkable Happened X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,

*What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?

* My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!) X, X, X

* My First Kiss, X,X

'''Summary (so far):
*Total nominations: 15
*Total Votes: 68

== Best Moments ==

*Bree: "Shh... cavemen didn’t have the tool of language!” (Daniel the Neanderthal)

*Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X,X

*Daniel: "Luh... care x, X, X,X,X,X,X
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=L%27care

*Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15)X

*The "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened) X, X, X

*Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast)

*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed)

*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities) X, X

*Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).

*Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)

*”My name is Bree. I’m 16. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).

*Bree: Daniel I missed you, Daniel while stuffing his backpack chuckles and says: I missed you too...
They both chuckle (I listened to Daniel)X

*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming) x,X,
*Bree: "Kitty!"

So-o-o-o...you're probably wondering why I'm so stuck on kissing today. I really don't want to tell you, but... Saturday night I went to a party with Daniel and he kissed me! (Bree jumps onto the floor out of camera range, then peeks up several times) You're still here. Go away. (My First Kiss) X

'''SUMMARY: (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 12
*Total votes: 42

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

*"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak

*"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy X, X,X

*"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct

*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo)

*"Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella

*"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching X,X,X,X,X,X,

*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985

*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke

*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct

*"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella

*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct, X,X,

*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX

*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ

*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy X

*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU

*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE

*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

*"Youtube Auteur" by Terryfic (Aug 7, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDxxuHkUMRI

*"Introducing Paul and Andrea" by PaulMark18 (Sept. 16, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vt9zgQES-E

*"Lady Problems" by ScorchedHotTub (July 18, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJeGH3QJRo

*"itskassie" by Voyboy, X,X

'''SUMMARY (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 20
*Total votes: 33 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the PHORUM==

(Please add these as you like!)

* Bukanator, an original LG15 character described as a 37-year old divorced programmer of Russian descent, founds the [[Phorum]] (July 16, 2006)

* Lonelygirl15.com is found to have been registered on May 12, 2006, long before Bree's 1st video. On YouTube and in the Phorum, "Bukanator" claims to have obtained the unused domain name from Daniel. (July 18-22, 2006) X

* HyeMew starts up real activity at the forum with his earnest posts, starting the day after Aleister Crowley was revealed. (Aug. 7, 2006)

* First forum flamewar erupts between [[BigManOnCampus333]] and [[Jessica]]. (late August 2006)

* Via close analysis of cassieiswatching and lg15, it is determined that Sean "P.Diddy" Combs is behind the whole lg15 phenomenon. (late Aug. 2006)

* Phorum participants discover that lonelygirl15 has been trademarked by [[Kenneth Goodfried]]. Everything about him and his family except maybe his dental records is uncovered online. (Aug 28, 2006)

* A poster called "t" starts pranking the forum with supposed hints about Bree's identity. HyeMew exposes t as a fraud.(Aug 31-Sept 7, 2006)

* The Phorum is overwhelmed with members and posts, with no moderation, causing the founding of [[Children of Anchor Cove]] and birth of a better-run official forum in response. The 1st initial registration emails from the new lonelygirl15.com forum are sent from a hotmail account belonging to "[[Miles Beckett]]" (Sept 4, 2006)

* The Phorum crashes with the first post from "[[The Creators]]", the authenticity of which is highly doubted. (Sept. 7, 2006)

* The Phorum crashes again with the outing of Jessica Rose as Bree (Sept. 12, 2006)

* Cassieiswatching goes into Second Life, and soon after, people in the forum are riding cows and stuff (Oct. 2006) X,X

* Yousef is sort of not fired (Nov. 2006)

* Canon Day - OpAphid is outed as 'the real deal,' the forum freaks, OpHeads rejoice (and then freak shortly thereafter) (November 24)

* Spaciegirl leaves the forum (Nov 2006?)

* GoodGollyItsHolly is rewarded with spokespuppet status (Dec. 2006)

* Bree attends the infamous chat at lonelygirl15.com and the site almost crashes (Nov. 28, 2006)X,X

* Spaciegirl returns to the forum (Dec 2006)X,X,X

* Slainte violently explodes in the forum at the utter idiocy of the content (or lack thereof) in the posts (late Dec. 2006)X,

* The next post after Slainte left was "FIIIRRSSSTT!!"

* The availability of Mesh Flinders' independent short film "Pond" on YouTube is announced. (December 2006) X

* The Phorum Intelligentsia creates a SEVEN PAGE thread (with a poll no less!) entitled "[Important] Do you like carrot cake?". P. Monkey is MIA and by default abstains from this important poll.(January, 2007)X

Nominations: 18

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