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		<title>Verdus Pharmaceuticals</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Locations&lt;br /&gt;
| name       = Verdus Pharmaceuticals&lt;br /&gt;
| image      = VerdusLogo.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| appearances=&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Evil Drug Company Exposed!]]&amp;amp;nbsp;-&amp;amp;nbsp;{{init|Jonas}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Germ Warfare Attack]]&amp;amp;nbsp;-&amp;amp;nbsp;{{init|Daniel}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Looking For A Date]]&amp;amp;nbsp;-&amp;amp;nbsp;{{init|Sarah}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Verdus Pharmaceuticals&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Connections|&amp;quot;mega-huge drug company&amp;quot; ]] that recently [[What&#039;s Going on?|announced]] a partnership for a new project called the [[Lullaby Project]] with the [[Wyman Foundation]] and the [[Hymn of One]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Website==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Verdus is a leading pharmaceutical company dedicated to making healthier people on a healthier planet. We began this simple mission back in 1984 when Thomas Verdus returned from a year long trek around the globe. It was as clear to Thomas then, as it is to our company today, the way to make healthier people is to find the many ways we can all live longer and stronger. How do we accomplish this task? From day one Verdus has been leading the way to this new frontier. Where is this new frontier? Look in the mirror. The new frontier begins with you. This new frontier can be found in each and every one of us. You are our partner along this path to living longer and stronger. Although our researchers are exploring and discovering unprecedented treatments and cures everyday, the path to living stronger and longer starts with each of us taking the first few steps. Good nutrition, robust exercise, and a clean environment will help all of us make those first few steps toward this new frontier. Verdus is very committed to making our medicines and supplements available to the entire world community. We do this by partnering with local clinics and community groups. And our commitment does not stop there. We feel it is our responsibility, as health care practioners, to educate, enrich, and enhance the lives of all the people we touch. Together, we can all make this planet a healthier and happier place.&amp;quot; [http://www.verduspharma.com]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Verdus Team.jpg|thumb|right|285px|[[Dr. Calvin Hart]]; second row, center]]&lt;br /&gt;
Under press:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;San Francisco, CA, October. 19, 2007 - Verdus today announced that their esteemed life extension researcher, Dr. Calvin Hart, will be hosting a panel this evening at the &amp;quot;This Life&amp;quot; medical conference being held in Pasadena. Dr. Hart is currently involved with Verdus&#039; &amp;quot;Live Longer and Stronger&amp;quot; research group based in Los Angeles. A graduate of Columbia University and Cornell, Dr. Hart has been a part of the Verdus global clinical research team for the last twenty-two years. Dr. Hart&#039;s work encourages the use of nature based nutraceuticals, restorative hormones, and cutting edge pharmaceuticals created by Verdus.&amp;quot; [http://www.verduspharma.com/press/]&lt;br /&gt;
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==What Is It, Really?==&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Connections]], Jonas was able to conclude that Verdus Pharmaceuticals was merely another front for the Order, and would be working to help the [[Elder]]s obtain the [[the Ceremony (ritual)|eternal life]] they so desperately desire.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Location==&lt;br /&gt;
The Verdus Pharmaceuticals location was first seen in [[Evil Drug Company Exposed!]].  In [[Germ Warfare Attack]], Verdus Pharmaceuticals lab was revealed as a large office building.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==End==&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Bloodlines: Part 4]], Dr. Hart claims that Verdus will come to an end with the death of William Porter. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0369-VerdusPharmaceuticalsLab.jpg|Outside of the Building&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0362-VerdusInside.jpg|Inside, presumably an office&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Bree&#039;s religion}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{location index}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>TAAG</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:LG15 Ensemble.jpg|thumb|TAAG consisting of Jonas, Taylor, Sarah and Daniel]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BDJ&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;BD&amp;amp;J&#039;&#039;&#039; is shorthand used to refer to [[Bree]], [[Daniel]] and [[Jonas]], the main protagonists of the [[lonelygirl15]] story.  The trio has also been referred to as the &amp;quot;Teen Angst Adventure Gang&amp;quot; (&#039;&#039;&#039;TAAG&#039;&#039;&#039;) by [[Tachyon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Recently, TAAG has been used to describe the main teenage protaganists of the story, whomever they are at the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;BDJ&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;BD&amp;amp;J&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;TAAG&#039;&#039;&#039; can be found frequently and interchangeably in the lonelygirl15 forums. &lt;br /&gt;
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A similar fan name has been created for KateModern, but it is called the [[K-Team]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Current Members:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Daniel]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taylor]] (Currently Seperate from Others)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sarah]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emma]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jennie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gina]] (Unconfirmed)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Former Members:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bree]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Spencer]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mallory]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Too Dangerous!</title>
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| number      = 406&lt;br /&gt;
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| caption     = Greg has to go potty.&lt;br /&gt;
| blogger     = Jonas&lt;br /&gt;
| date        = January 24th, 2008&lt;br /&gt;
| url         = {{lg15|494}}&lt;br /&gt;
| forumid     = 15870&lt;br /&gt;
| length      = 5:09&lt;br /&gt;
| description = Thank you all for coming out to meet us. Sorry we had to take off so quickly, but we know the memo will be safe with you. We&#039;ll be checking the forum regularly to see if you&#039;ve come up with any useful information.&lt;br /&gt;
| location    = Ghirardelli Square, The Cannery, Hyde St. Pier, San Fransisco streets&lt;br /&gt;
| tags        = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|sarah|lucy|order|hymn of one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{EpHeader|406}} This video documents the [[San Francisco Live Event]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Jonas:&#039;&#039;&#039; Hey, everybody. Um, today was messed up; it was a messed up day. Nothing went as planned; Lucy showed up. But, fortunately before she did we were able to hand off this memo to everybody who was there. So, if you can, please look at it. Just look at it and see what you can get from it. Oh, and we met up with someone who was there and gave us the tape to everything that went down, so... check it out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;Cut to footage of the fountain at Ghirardelli Square in San Francisco. Fans, including Greg Gallows, Jenni Powell, Aja, yuukaku, and Dibbly(?), are seen waiting near the fountain.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Jenni:&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;pointing&#039;&#039;) I think they&#039;re gonna through there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; Right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;Cut to Aja doing some sort of karate kick. More fans are seen including wookie and annie.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Aja:&#039;&#039;&#039; And they&#039;re not here--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; They&#039;re gonna make up some excuse why they weren&#039;t here at four.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; Maybe they got stuck in traffic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;Again more fans are seen including karebare1978, her daughter, and 707clique.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; Hey, hey, over there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; No way, no way. No.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;Cut to Lucy who is seen walking toward the fans. She asks a few of them if they have seen Daniel or Jonas, holding out a picture of them, then rips up the picture and walks away. Cut to Aja picking up the pieces of the picture.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Aja:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s Jonas and Daniel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh my god.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Aja:&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh, man. (&#039;&#039;a reporter is seen filming Aja&#039;&#039;) She came up to me and asked me if I knew them and I said no, and she gave me the nasty (&#039;&#039;does air quotes&#039;&#039;) death eyes and ripped up the picture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;Cut to the sound of a phone ringing.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Aja:&#039;&#039;&#039; Is somebody&#039;s phone ringing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Red coat girl:&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;answering the phone&#039;&#039;) Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Aja:&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;reading the text message&#039;&#039;) Too dangerous.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Red coat girl:&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;continuing to read&#039;&#039;) Location changed. Use the phone to guide your way towards the water. Meet me at 2266379.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;The fans work on figuring out the clue by writing the numbers and possible solutions in a notebook.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; Cannery!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; Cannery, it&#039;s down the street.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;The fans begin to make their way to the Cannery is seen.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;yukkaku:&#039;&#039;&#039; They called and they said that the Ghirardelli Square was too, um, it&#039;s not safe, so they sent us a code. When we decoded it, it said &amp;quot;The Cannery&amp;quot;, so...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;The fans approach the Cannery.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;wookie:&#039;&#039;&#039; Hey guys, hey, hey, hey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; Here we go.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;The fans enter the Cannery where Jonas and Daniel are seen. Daniel is holding a camera and filming.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Daniel:&#039;&#039;&#039; Thank you all for coming out. Just be careful; I don&#039;t know exactly what&#039;s gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Jonas:&#039;&#039;&#039; Dr. Hart&#039;s video came out this week, all right, and [[the Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]]&#039;s happening this week, so the clock is ticking. We got this note right here. Daniel found this thing. And listen, before anything happens, meet us at Hyde Pier.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Daniel:&#039;&#039;&#039; ...at the entrance to Hyde Pier. Anybody finds out, go to the entrance of Hyde Pier, okay?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Jonas:&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;looking into Daniel&#039;s camera&#039;&#039;) Look, here&#039;s the situation. We&#039;ve got everybody here and we&#039;re telling them what&#039;s going on. Apparently someone in a red ??? was following us.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Daniel:&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;looking at the memo&#039;&#039;) This is what I got from [[Ted McKinley]]&#039;s when I went through his place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Jonas:&#039;&#039;&#039; A mole is somebody inside the organization who&#039;s trying to spy. This also says they liked the work he was doing; it just didn&#039;t work out, or something. I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;Someone from outside is heard yelling about a Watcher. Jonas begins to walk toward the door.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Daniel:&#039;&#039;&#039; Jonas!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; Don&#039;t show your face.&lt;br /&gt;
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(&#039;&#039;Lucy is seen starting to enter the building while yuukaku tries to stop her.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Jonas:&#039;&#039;&#039; Go! Go!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;Jonas and Daniel run off and the fans run out of the Cannery. Greg walks up from outside.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Aja:&#039;&#039;&#039; Greg, where have you been? You just missed it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Greg:&#039;&#039;&#039; What happened?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Aja:&#039;&#039;&#039; Lucy showed up and they took off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; We have to go to Hyde Pier.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Aja:&#039;&#039;&#039; Do we follow them?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; We have to go to Hyde Pier, don&#039;t we?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;The fans go to Hyde Pier and look at the memo while waiting for something to happen. Footage of a helicopter is also seen. Suddenly the phone rings indicating they are receiving a text message.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Aja:&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;reading the text message&#039;&#039;) We outran Lucy but then saw Greg Gallows talking to her. Greg is a mole. Make sure he doesn&#039;t have the memo. Keep it and try to figure it out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; Greg, how could you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(&#039;&#039;Aja holds up the phone on which there is a picture of Greg talking to Lucy.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fan:&#039;&#039;&#039; Greg, you son of a bitch!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fans in the video==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[list incomplete]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
*This video reveals that [[Greg Gallows]] did indeed find out about the memo, and gave [[Virgil]] access to Jonas&#039; conference call.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Beer Bath</title>
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| date        = January 18th, 2008&lt;br /&gt;
| url         = {{lg15|486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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| description = I feel like an idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Jonas:&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh man. (&#039;&#039;sighs&#039;&#039;) I saw [[Dr. Calvin Hart|Dr. Hart]]&#039;s video last night. I saw Emma, and uh, then I went out and I got shit-faced. I don&#039;t remember the video that you&#039;re about to see, but, uh, you know, I think it pretty much says it all. And, um, well, [[Daniel]] and [[Sarah]], [[Jennie]] and I will see you guys tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;
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(&#039;&#039;Cut to Jonas in the bathroom wearing only his boxers. About a dozen beer cans are sitting on and by the bathtub.&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Jonas:&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;stumbling into frame holding a beer can&#039;&#039;) Oh, hehe. (&#039;&#039;points at the camera and stars singing&#039;&#039;) &#039;&#039;The red light, the red light, Roxanne...&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;sits in the bathtub&#039;&#039;) Ow. (&#039;&#039;takes a sip of beer&#039;&#039;) Just what the doctor ordered. (&#039;&#039;leans toward the camera knocking a beer can off the tub&#039;&#039;) No, no, no, no. Want a job done? (&#039;&#039;gets out of the tub knocking more beer cans down&#039;&#039;) You gotta do it yourself. (&#039;&#039;moves the camera closer to the tub and gets back in&#039;&#039;) Rub-a-dub-dub. Okay. (&#039;&#039;opens a beer can which foams all over him, then laughs and takes a sip&#039;&#039;) Okay. (&#039;&#039;sets the beer can down and picks another one up&#039;&#039;) Welcome to everybody&#039;s favorite game: &amp;quot;How stupid is Jonas?&amp;quot; (&#039;&#039;points at himself&#039;&#039;) Me. Okay. (&#039;&#039;takes a sip of beer&#039;&#039;) So, okay, I just want to say to everybody, I want to introduce the contestants for today. And the contestants is everybody, (&#039;&#039;points at the camera&#039;&#039;) you. Everybody at home. (&#039;&#039;waves&#039;&#039;) Hi. So, let&#039;s just give a loud round of applause to all the contestants at home, everybody at their computers. (&#039;&#039;claps and pretends to yell for a bit&#039;&#039;) &#039;&#039;People at their computers, people at their computers. Shhh. Shhh. Okay. Shhh.&#039;&#039; Let&#039;s just get the game started. Let&#039;s just get the games started. Let&#039;s do the first question. (&#039;&#039;sets his beer can down and picks up another one, taking a sip from it&#039;&#039;) Okay, okay. When Jonas, (&#039;&#039;points at himself&#039;&#039;) me, was, uh, ambushed by Dr. Hart, and Dr. Hart knew his name and where he lived, Jonas was a) very suspicious, b) a little bit concerned, or c) totally fucking clueless! (&#039;&#039;raises his arms&#039;&#039;) Whoo! Aha! Now, think hard everybody, think hard. Your answer? (&#039;&#039;puts his hand behind his hear as if listening for the viewer&#039;s answer&#039;&#039;) That&#039;s right, that&#039;s right. Totally fucking clueless! (&#039;&#039;pretends to yell again&#039;&#039;) Shhh. Shhh. It&#039;s just the first question; it&#039;s always the easiest. Okay, we&#039;re moving to round two. We&#039;re moving to round two, (&#039;&#039;opens another beer can&#039;&#039;) where the questions get harder and the points double (&#039;&#039;sips the beer as it foams over&#039;&#039;) I wish it would stop doing that. Okay, (&#039;&#039;sets the beer can down&#039;&#039;) question number two. When Dr. Hart just so happened to have a videotape of himself arguing with [[Ted McKinley]] (&#039;&#039;picks up a beer can&#039;&#039;) about the Hart study, Jonas was a) very suspicious, b) a little concerned, or c) totally fucking clueless! (&#039;&#039;raises his arms&#039;&#039;) Woohoo! Haha! That&#039;s right, c, c for clueless! (&#039;&#039;taps his head&#039;&#039;) Clueless, woo! (&#039;&#039;pretends to yell again&#039;&#039;) Shhh. Shhh. We gotta go to the third round, people. (&#039;&#039;opens another beer can and takes a sip&#039;&#039;) Question number three: when Dr. Hart spent well over three hours at the [[Verdus Pharmaceuticals]] with me and my sister, and then he eluded (&#039;&#039;counts with his fingers in a singsong voice&#039;&#039;) one, two, three, four, five... five armed security guards, five armed security guards with a vial of apple juice, (&#039;&#039;laughs&#039;&#039;) of... Jonas was (&#039;&#039;puts his head down over the side of the tub then lifts it back up&#039;&#039;) clueless! Clueless. So, that&#039;s correct. I hope everybody was keeping score and we have our winners. Hey, okay, let&#039;s tell, hey, let&#039;s tell them what they&#039;ve won, Bob. Let&#039;s tell them what they&#039;ve won. Everybody, let&#039;s tell them what they&#039;ve lost. I want to tell them what they&#039;ve lost. (&#039;&#039;begins crying and breathing heavily&#039;&#039;) Their sister. (&#039;&#039;takes a long drink of beer&#039;&#039;) Alright, that&#039;s our game. (&#039;&#039;puts his hand up as if turning off the camera with a remote control&#039;&#039;) &#039;&#039;Boop.&#039;&#039; Oh yeah, one more thing. Daniel, I don&#039;t give a shit about [[Gina]] or Dr. Hart, or Verdus Pharmaceuticals. I just want my sister back. (&#039;&#039;leans back in the tub&#039;&#039;) I just want my sister back. (&#039;&#039;puts his head down&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
*One of the tags on Youtube was misspelled as &amp;quot;jonaskto&amp;quot; when this video was uploaded.&lt;br /&gt;
*At 7 minutes 55 seconds in length, this is the longest ever lonelygirl15 video to date.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jonas is drinking Miller Genuine Draft beer.  It has a volume of 4.7% alcohol.&lt;br /&gt;
*The song that Jonas is singing in the beginning of his drunken video is Roxanne by The Police.&lt;br /&gt;
*Upon original viewing, a handful of viewers claimed to have seen a [[Watcher]] tattoo on Jonas&#039; leg. Upon further investigating, those reports are inconclusive.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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