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Backyard Bikini Patrol

2008-05-22T18:59:57Z

69.40.34.239:

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| caption = Kisses for my baby Carl!
| blogger = Sarah
| date = 20080521
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| length = 4:31
| description = We're under house arrest, but that doesn't mean girls won't have fun.
| location = [[The rented house]]
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==Transcript==
(''Music is playing and the sun is shining through the trees. The camera pans down past the back door of the rented house to Sarah sitting in a lounge chair drinking a cocktail''.)

'''Sarah:''' So, ever since Emma got back, it's official: Girls rule. See, we have a 2:1 ratio which means that if ever there's a vote, we win. Today we voted that we get the outside all to ourselves. No boys allowed.

(''Cut to Gina staining some wood. Music begins playing again. Cut back to Sarah''.)

'''Sarah:''' (''Looks at Gina'') What are you doing?

(''Sarah turns the camera to Gina'')

'''Gina:''' (''Annoyed'') Making something for Emma.

'''Sarah:''' (''In a Southern accent'') Hmm, well isn't that nice! Will you pass me a red key? (''Gina sighs and reaches into a bowl with her hands'') No, not like that! You have to bring the bowl over because your hands are all stainey. (''Gina rolls her eyes and brings the bowl over''.)

'''Gina:''' You're such a pain.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, well you're not much better. Hold on, I wanna get the red ones. (''Sarah fishes through the bowl''.)

'''Emma:''' Ooh, I'm glad you guys are getting along.

(''Emma walks out in a bikini and joins Sarah and Gina. Sarah groans. She zooms in on Emma''.)

'''Emma:''' Eh! It's... sunny. Nice change of pace. (''Emma looks at Gina and sits down''.)

'''Sarah:''' Getting along?

'''Emma:''' Yes.

'''Sarah:''' (''High pitched'') What's up with that?

'''Emma:''' (''Imitating Sarah'') What's up with that?

'''Sarah:''' Yeah!

'''Emma:''' I saw the videos. The Daniel drama. (''Emma takes a sip of a drink out of a red cup''.)

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, well we put that way behind us.

'''Emma:''' (''Makes a face'') Yeah?

'''Sarah:''' It's true. Besides, I'm happy with [[Carl]]. For now.

(''Emma makes a scared face at Gina while Sarah points the camera at her''.)

'''Gina:''' And Daniel and I are just friends.

'''Sarah:''' And it's better that way because he was never right for you.

'''Gina:''' (''Rolls her eyes'') Sure.

(''Camera pans back to Emma''.)

'''Emma:''' Really? Well then who is he right for Sarah? Hmm?

'''Sarah:''' No comment.

'''Emma:''' (''Laughs, takes a sip of her drink, and nods'') Okay.

(''Sarah giggles''.)

'''Emma:''' (''Turns to Gina'') What's that?

(''Sarah turns the camera to Gina''.)

'''Gina:''' (''Smiles'') Little something for your Nancy Drew collection.

'''Sarah:''' (''Turns camera to Emma'') Aww!

'''Emma:''' (''Looks at camera with a happy frown on her face'') Really? Gina!

(''Emma jumps up and runs to give Gina a hug''.)

'''Emma:''' (''Squeals'') Thank you!

'''Gina:''' (''Smiling'') Aww.

'''Emma:''' I love it!

'''Sarah:''' Put me to sleep.

'''Emma:''' Thank you!

'''Gina:''' You're welcome.

'''Emma:''' (''Looking at what seems to be a bookshelf'') No one's ever done that for me before.

'''Gina:''' (''Wiping her hands with the dirty rag'') So what now?

'''Sarah:''' Why don't we play a little game called "I Never..."?

(''Gina throws the rag and sits down''.)

'''Emma:''' (''Goes to sit back down'') What's "I Never..."?

'''Sarah:''' Hmm, well... (''Turns camera back to herself'') I say something that I've never done and if you have done it then you have to drink or in this case, eat an M&M. Except for the red ones because they're mine. (''Eats a red M&M and turns the camera back to Emma''.) Why don't you start?

'''Emma:''' Me?

'''Sarah:''' Yup.

'''Emma:''' (''Looks nervously at Gina'') Okay. (''Makes a face'') Let me see... okay.

'''Gina:''' You... you want some?

'''Emma:''' (''Laughs'') Uh, no... cause I never um... won an Olympic medal before.

'''Sarah:''' Okay, no! (''Gina laughs in the background'') It can't be something like that!

'''Emma:''' What?

'''Sarah:''' It has to be something... something better than that. Something juicy.

'''Emma:''' (''Makes a face and smiles'') Kay... Um... (''Sits back'') I never... this is embarrassing... I never danced with a boy.

(''Sarah grunts and eats an M&M. Emma and Sarah look at Gina. Gina eats an M&M''.)

'''Sarah:''' What!?

'''Emma:''' Ooh!!

'''Sarah:''' Who have you danced with? Who?

'''Gina:''' [[Dr. Hart]].

'''Sarah:''' Ew.

'''Emma:''' Gina...

'''Gina:''' No, it wasn't like that. He just taught me how to waltz. (''Shrugs'')

'''Sarah:''' You waltzed with him?

'''Gina:''' (''Nods'') Yeah. It was something that he did before experiments to just help me relax.

'''Sarah:''' (''Turns the camera back to Emma'') That's... weird.

'''Emma:''' That's horrible.

'''Sarah:''' (''Turns the camera back to Gina'') So, anything less creepy?

'''Gina:''' Um... I've never kissed a boy before.

'''Sarah:''' Okay, you girls need to live a little.

'''Gina:''' (''Smiles'') Sorry we're not making out with boys left and right. We didn't go to high school, remember?

'''Emma:''' (''Camera turned back on her'') Uh huh!

'''Gina:''' I never even had detention!

'''Emma:''' And I never failed calculus before.

'''Sarah:''' Oh I did.

'''Gina:''' (''Camera back on her'') Yeah! And I never even went to prom!

'''Emma:''' (''Camera on her'') Me neither! I actually always wanted to, um, ever since I saw Sixteen Candles. (''Grins embarrassedly'') Is that embarassing?

'''Sarah:''' Wait a minute... (''Emma laughs, falls back into her chair, and covers her face'') Wait a minute. We have a trespasser. (''Sarah turns the camera to Daniel who is watering the plants behind her''.)

'''Emma:''' Ewww!

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Emma:''' Ewww!

'''Daniel:''' I'm just watering the plants.

'''Sarah:''' (''Throws M&Ms at Daniel'') Do you even care?

'''Daniel:''' That's all. I'm keeping it healthy.

'''Sarah:''' No! Seriously, do you even care about the backyard?

'''Daniel:''' Um... nope!

(''Daniel turns the hose on Sarah. Sarah screams and the music begins playing again. Sarah flails around with the camera trying to avoid the hose. The girls are screaming and Daniel is spraying Emma and Gina with the hose as they run around the yard. Sarah throws M&Ms at Daniel and Daniel gets her with the hose. The girls run inside the house where Jennie is sitting on her laptop''.)

'''Jennie:''' You guys, you guys. Come take a look at this. (''The girls huddle around Jennie''.)

'''Sarah:''' What?

'''Jennie:''' C'mere. I think Salinas just sent us a message on his website. It's an excerpt from his latest campaign speech. Listen. "I want to assure my young supporters that I have developments planned for the week's end that will assure our ultimate goal of ascending to higher office." (''Jennie turns to Emma'') I mean... (''Jennie turns to Gina'') Do you think?

'''Sarah:''' (''Talking into the camera'') We don't know what Salinas' message meant. But... I refuse to let it ruin Emma's return. And you know... who knows what's gonna happen at the end of this week? And yes, we're nervous. But, at least us girls had a kick-ass day today. And, you know what? Tomorrow is gonna be even better.

==Notes==
*There are many signs of [[feminism]] in this video.
*Emma said that the movie [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixteen_Candles Sixteen Candles] made her want to go to prom. There is no prom in Sixteen Candles, however there is a dance. In [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_in_Pink Pretty in Pink], however, another 1980s [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brat_Pack_%28movies%29 Brat Pack] movie, Molly Ringwald's character does go to the prom.

Talk:Going Back to Cali

2007-07-06T15:59:11Z

69.40.55.244:

Yes! Whats this? 5 or something videos in a row? --[[User:Demented Llama|Demented Llama]] 22:11, 5 July 2007 (CDT)

== The "Look Back" Video Clues? ==
Does it bug anyone else that tomorrow is Friday, and nobody's said ANYTHING about the "Friday Early Low Tide Yacht Club Parents Slip" jumbled phrase that was the last Bree video? I haven't dropped by the forum in a while (<3Pedia) to see if anyone's said anything to Taylor or anyone, but... I dunno, it felt like we could have gone somewhere with this, and today we got... mostly a filler video. Darn it! I was looking for an intriguing Friday video at some boat place, but no such luck. --[[User:Chartreuse|Chartreuse]] 22:40, 5 July 2007 (CDT)
:It does seem like they know about it, since Taylor said they wouldn't be there "in time" on Friday. I'd imagine Sarah and Daniel are planning to go to the yacht place by themselves and Taylor and Jonas will meet up with them afterwards. At least, that's the impression I got. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 22:44, 5 July 2007 (CDT)

==Las Cruces==

Wow, I can't believe how close they are to my city right now! Too weird. The scenery looks so familiar. (Las Cruces is only about a half hour away from me, here in El Paso.) ~ Cherish ignorance113
P.S. I dunno if it's note-worthy or anything, but Las Cruces is Spanish for "The Crosses."
: :( sadly, i coulda sworn they film a few weeks ahead of time, so fans like u likely can't catch 'em... --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]
True enough, the probably tdo. It was still just kinda cool to think about. ^_^; lol. ~ Cherish ignorance113

==Kid Rock==

This might not matter..but.."We're packing up our bags and heading west" from the description of the video sounds a lot like Kid Rock's "Cowboy" which says "Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west". -BA

Talk:Rockin' the Boat

2007-06-27T11:08:55Z

69.40.60.206:

Sex lol [[User:TokyoMike|Mike In Tokyo!]] 23:56, 26 June 2007 (CDT)
:I can't say I'm jealous of Daniel right now, but I can't NOT say it either . . . . :D --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 23:58, 26 June 2007 (CDT)
:: -sigh- Boys. --[[User:Demented Llama|Demented Llama]] 00:28, 27 June 2007 (CDT)
::Sex...why not just a BJ? I'm pretty sure that is one of the best ways to "express gratitude" =P

User talk:TokyoMike

2007-06-15T16:55:55Z

69.40.53.63:

Hey, I just thought I ought to give you a welcome to the LGPedia. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 12:54, 22 February 2007 (CST)
: Thanks :)

I'm jealous of you and your Tokyo D;

:: Hello Mike from Tokyo. lol --[[User:69.40.53.63|69.40.53.63]] 11:55, 15 June 2007 (CDT)

Talk:Like A Virgin

2007-06-14T18:55:10Z

69.40.56.2: /* Jonas Treatment */

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== Jonas Treatment ==

Does anyone else think Jonas is being treated VERY unfairly? He just wants to find Bree! So what if he cares about her? The rest of them are acting like everything is just a game in school. There is no reason he should have been attacked by Sarah and Taylor. I'm going back to the thought that us as a LG community have been infiltrated by them and that the "sex is fun" is connected to the order "is fun". Jonas is a main character, not to be replaced, yet he is being pushed to the side. While they should be focusing on Bree, Daniel (whom has been brainwashed before) is following that girl around like he is litterly under her command. Doesn't anyone else see anything suspicious here? The girls were brought in to distract and seperate them! --[[User:Nobackspacebutton|Nobackspacebutton]] 08:53, 14 June 2007 (CDT)
:Hmmm. Very good possibility. Or, they are just acting like any other slutty teenagers. I don't think Taylor is as "innocent" as everyone thinks, and well, Sarah, isn't innocent at all, obviously. But I feel so bad for Jonas right now is seeing through "the eyeballs of love" and isn't being himself which won't help find Bree. But his friends need to help him and not pick on him all the time. Having your heartbroken by a love is one thing, but to have your friends turn their back on you right afterwards is a really hard thing to deal with. I know, it's happened to me one to many times. --[[User:Demented Llama|Demented Llama]] 12:23, 14 June 2007 (CDT)
:: I completely agree! Sarah and Taylor are being really hard on Jonas, for no reason. Daniel... well, we haven't really heard much out of him, but he's really the ONLY person who has any reason to be mad at Jonas... and seriously, his "reasons" have been wearing thin. Honestly, what's wrong with a guy who's actually into love? He and Sarah are two COMPLETELY different creatures. Sarah's been hurt watching the relationship that her parents had, so she HAS made herself callous to love, because she doesn't want to get hurt. She even says it herself, that she's just in it for the F-U-N. Jonas, on the other hand, has been on his own for a really long time. His parents were taken from him at a young age... and he's sensitive. People in that kind of environment tend to really reach out for those connections: friendship and love. Now a girl he loves/likes has also been taken from him, his friend is mad at him because he USED to like her, and the other person in the house is coming down on him because he believes that a relationship is MUCH MORE than the sex. I'm sorry, I am completely on Jonas' side on this one. Sarah and Taylor are being WAY, WAY too hard on him. [/$.02] --[[User:Chartreuse|Chartreuse]] 12:43, 14 June 2007 (CDT)
I think a lot of people in the LG community are focusing too much on the girls and not onto Bree. Anyone else notice the dream catcher and the other items inside of Taylors room? Things like these need to be scrutinized. No one should be thought to be inncocent until proven not guilty. Jonas has proved himself not to be evil, but these girls---they have done nothing but throw Jonas and Daniel off path. Personally, this video was very much out of Taylors personality--the personality that we've seen so far anyway. Maybe she and her "sister" are the ones with the darker side. Daniel needs to stop puppying around Sarah and remember about his best friend. Just because Bree isn't paying attention to him, doesn't mean he should neglect her--or push off his foosball pal Jonas!--[[User:69.40.56.2|69.40.56.2]] 13:55, 14 June 2007 (CDT)

== Sex Sex Sex! ==
So Jonas ''did'' have sex then? Weird. :] But kinda cool. It's like the series is finally growing up. -tear- <3<3<3-Demented lama

Taylor seems to be taking a page from the KBS ("Kinky Book of Sarah") with that private school getup and riding crop! OW! --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

== Playing Favourites ==
Is anyone finding they like Taylor and Sarah more than any of the original characters? Is it just me? They don't WHINE and everyone else does... [[User:TokyoMike|Mike In Tokyo!]] 02:43, 14 June 2007 (CDT)
:This is false. Sarah whines twice as much as Bree, Daniel and Jonas combined. Every time she opens her mouth it is to whine. She has never done anything except to whine. That is Sarah. She's an ex-cheerleader who thinks shes smart now that she's discovered Silvia Plaith and wears black. BFD! but Taylor is pretty hot. I like her recent video where she shows her sexy side. - [[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] june 14 2k7

== Email ==
I'd like to have a link to the email Taylor refers to in the video, but I can't figure out how to add it without http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=403381&sid=22bd786f107a8bb26b28250b6cf5c7ff#40338 showing up on the page. And that's kinda long. I'm sure there's some really easy way to do this that I'm just unaware of. --[[User:Sunkist|Sunkist]] 02:49, 14 June 2007 (CDT)

wait a minute; am I the only one who noticed Taylor NOT going into mixed message number 1? I'm confuzzled... Also, some of the things in the e-mail might need to be referenced with the video (I was wondering where in the crap the reference to "callous" came from...)--[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

Done it [[User:TokyoMike|Mike In Tokyo!]] 05:28, 14 June 2007 (CDT)

Talk:Like A Virgin

2007-06-14T18:54:57Z

69.40.56.2: /* Jonas Treatment */

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== Jonas Treatment ==

Does anyone else think Jonas is being treated VERY unfairly? He just wants to find Bree! So what if he cares about her? The rest of them are acting like everything is just a game in school. There is no reason he should have been attacked by Sarah and Taylor. I'm going back to the thought that us as a LG community have been infiltrated by them and that the "sex is fun" is connected to the order "is fun". Jonas is a main character, not to be replaced, yet he is being pushed to the side. While they should be focusing on Bree, Daniel (whom has been brainwashed before) is following that girl around like he is litterly under her command. Doesn't anyone else see anything suspicious here? The girls were brought in to distract and seperate them! --[[User:Nobackspacebutton|Nobackspacebutton]] 08:53, 14 June 2007 (CDT)
:Hmmm. Very good possibility. Or, they are just acting like any other slutty teenagers. I don't think Taylor is as "innocent" as everyone thinks, and well, Sarah, isn't innocent at all, obviously. But I feel so bad for Jonas right now is seeing through "the eyeballs of love" and isn't being himself which won't help find Bree. But his friends need to help him and not pick on him all the time. Having your heartbroken by a love is one thing, but to have your friends turn their back on you right afterwards is a really hard thing to deal with. I know, it's happened to me one to many times. --[[User:Demented Llama|Demented Llama]] 12:23, 14 June 2007 (CDT)
:: I completely agree! Sarah and Taylor are being really hard on Jonas, for no reason. Daniel... well, we haven't really heard much out of him, but he's really the ONLY person who has any reason to be mad at Jonas... and seriously, his "reasons" have been wearing thin. Honestly, what's wrong with a guy who's actually into love? He and Sarah are two COMPLETELY different creatures. Sarah's been hurt watching the relationship that her parents had, so she HAS made herself callous to love, because she doesn't want to get hurt. She even says it herself, that she's just in it for the F-U-N. Jonas, on the other hand, has been on his own for a really long time. His parents were taken from him at a young age... and he's sensitive. People in that kind of environment tend to really reach out for those connections: friendship and love. Now a girl he loves/likes has also been taken from him, his friend is mad at him because he USED to like her, and the other person in the house is coming down on him because he believes that a relationship is MUCH MORE than the sex. I'm sorry, I am completely on Jonas' side on this one. Sarah and Taylor are being WAY, WAY too hard on him. [/$.02] --[[User:Chartreuse|Chartreuse]] 12:43, 14 June 2007 (CDT)
I think a lot of people in the LG community are focusing too much on the girls and not onto Bree. Anyone else notice the dream catcher and the other items inside of Taylors room? Things like these need to be scrutinized. No one should be thought to be inncocent until proven not guilty. Jonas has proved himself not to be evil, but these girls---they have done nothing but throw Jonas and Daniel off path. Personally, this video was very much out of Taylors personality--the personality that we've seen so far anyway. Maybe she and her "sister" are the ones with the darker side. Daniel needs to stop puppying around Sarah and remember about his best friend. Just because Bree isn't paying attention to him, doesn't mean he should neglect her--or push off his foosball pal Jonas!

== Sex Sex Sex! ==
So Jonas ''did'' have sex then? Weird. :] But kinda cool. It's like the series is finally growing up. -tear- <3<3<3-Demented lama

Taylor seems to be taking a page from the KBS ("Kinky Book of Sarah") with that private school getup and riding crop! OW! --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

== Playing Favourites ==
Is anyone finding they like Taylor and Sarah more than any of the original characters? Is it just me? They don't WHINE and everyone else does... [[User:TokyoMike|Mike In Tokyo!]] 02:43, 14 June 2007 (CDT)
:This is false. Sarah whines twice as much as Bree, Daniel and Jonas combined. Every time she opens her mouth it is to whine. She has never done anything except to whine. That is Sarah. She's an ex-cheerleader who thinks shes smart now that she's discovered Silvia Plaith and wears black. BFD! but Taylor is pretty hot. I like her recent video where she shows her sexy side. - [[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] june 14 2k7

== Email ==
I'd like to have a link to the email Taylor refers to in the video, but I can't figure out how to add it without http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=403381&sid=22bd786f107a8bb26b28250b6cf5c7ff#40338 showing up on the page. And that's kinda long. I'm sure there's some really easy way to do this that I'm just unaware of. --[[User:Sunkist|Sunkist]] 02:49, 14 June 2007 (CDT)

wait a minute; am I the only one who noticed Taylor NOT going into mixed message number 1? I'm confuzzled... Also, some of the things in the e-mail might need to be referenced with the video (I was wondering where in the crap the reference to "callous" came from...)--[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

Done it [[User:TokyoMike|Mike In Tokyo!]] 05:28, 14 June 2007 (CDT)