It's Not Kidnapping

2007-05-09T06:18:15Z

69.233.10.122: /* Notes */

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| caption = Don't worry, we're here to take you to Six Flags!
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| date = May 7th, 2007
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| length = 1:39
| description = Julia's folder had her address inside. We went over to her house and she was there. Good thing her parents weren't.
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'''It's Not Kidnapping''' is the one hundred eighty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

(''Jonas and Bree stand peeking over a cement wall at Jules's backyard. Jules is outside, messing with papers and folders.'')

'''Jonas:''' Bree, this is crazy, all right? We can't just go and grab this girl. That is nuts.

'''Bree:''' That's exactly what we're going to do. Daniel--

'''Jonas:''' (''addressing the camera'') I really think they're going to go through with this. This is f--ing ridiculous! What are we gonna do, are we gonna walk in there and be like "Hi! We're here to take you to Six Flags, little girl. But first we wanna tie you up".

'''Bree:''' What's the worst that could happen?

'''Jonas:''' (''to Bree'') I dunno, uh maybe we get shot and we go to jail? (''to Daniel'') Look man, you're supposed to be the voice of reason here. Tell her that this is ridiculous. (''to the camera'') It's Texas, so maybe we could tell her we were taking her to the rodeo, and "Guess what, you're part of it! That's right, we're gonna hog-tie ya." Look at them, look at how excited they are. They love this stuff.

(''Inside Jules's house, Daniel has picked Jules up and is now attempting to force her to come with him.'')

'''Jules:''' (''shrieking'') Get off! I don't know who you are! Get off me! (''Daniel covers her mouth with his hand, and she continues to shriek in terror behind it.'')

'''Daniel:''' I'm gonna-- Calm down! Help me out!

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, this is ridicu-- put her down!!

(''Cut to Daniel and Jules. Jules sits on the floor by the couch, crying, while Daniel bends down to talk to her.'')

'''Jules:''' Get off! Stop! Stop!

'''Daniel:''' Calm down, calm down.

'''Jonas:''' This is crazy, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Look, listen to me. I know you're scared, I know you're scared and I'm not here to hurt you, I promise. I don't want to gag you, I just need you to be quiet and listen.

(''Cut to Daniel tying Jules's arms together with rope.'')

'''Daniel:''' What do you want to do?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know, but I don't want to kidnap a little girl. And not in Texas, of all places!

'''Daniel:''' Would you quit saying "kidnapping"?

'''Jonas:''' They hang people here!

'''Daniel:''' Dude, quit saying "kidnapping". It's not kidnapping.

(''Cut to Bree and Jonas standing on Jules's patio.'')

'''Bree:''' I know, I know, I know. It seems wrong, and legally, it is a little bit wrong, but we are helping her in the long run.

(''Cut to Daniel, outside, addressing the camera. Jules lays on the floor inside a sliding glass door, tied up and looking terrified.'')

'''Daniel:''' This did not go as planned. I feel horrible. (''He glances back at Jules.'')

'''Jules:''' (''bangs on the window and screams'') Help! HELP!

'''Daniel:''' She hates us, I don't blame her, 'cause she's scared. Jonas is pissed, he's not on board, and I know Bree seems like she's cold and calculating, but... she's right. I don't think you can understand it unless you've lived it.

(''Cut to Jonas standing outside his car door. It is obvious that Jules is inside the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''to Jules'') I'm sorry. (''He slams the door shut and then turns to Bree.'') How is this going to end well, Bree? How's this going to end? With us in jail.

==Notes==
*This video contains yet another attempt by [[BDJ]] to try and justify a [[Crime Report|criminal act]].

*This is the first video in several weeks to be posted on the main site and [[YouTube]] within a matter of hours and not days.

*From 1:05 to 1:31 a [[helicopter]] can be heard in the background. But due to the fact that this is a residential neighborhood, it could just be someone mowing their lawn.

*This video confirms that the actress in this video is the same one as in Jules's previous videos. As to who that actress is remains a mystery.

Lying Bastards

2007-04-05T23:19:50Z

69.233.106.240: /* Notes */

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| number = 0166
| image = Mmm...fish taco.JPG
| caption = you boys want my fish taco? ;)
| blogger = Daniel
| date = April 4th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=222 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = We followed Alex down the coast and into Mexico. It looks like she has a vacation home here or something. I did some snooping and overheard some interesting (but really confusing) stuff.
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| actor = Jessica Lee Rose
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| actor = Bitsie Tulloch
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| Previous = Losing My Religion
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'''Lying Bastards''' is the one hundred sixty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Daniel]], [[Jonas]], and [[Bree]] follow [[Alex]] all the way to Mexico.

==Transcript==
(''Jeux Interdits(Romance) by Narciso Yepes plays and footage of the highway, other cars, etc. is seen.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''sitting in the passenger seat with Bree visible in the back seat'') We followed [[Alex]] down here, she's been staying in that house over there. We're trying to figure out what to do: I mean, we're not sure what she's doing but... she's been holed up in there for a while. Other than that though, I kind of like Mexico. I mean it's nice, the people are cool, they're very warm and...

'''Jonas:''' (''laughing'') Yeah... you like Mexico because you can legally drink, lush. I know you.

'''Daniel:''' No, I like it because I like it... He's acting like it's a prob--

'''Jonas:''' Congratulations!

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean congrat...

'''Jonas:''' Well, it's 9:30 in the morning dude, I just... that's a feat, that's a major feat.

'''Daniel:''' Whatever, dude.

'''Jonas :''' Listen, Mamasitas lock up your daughters, okay, 'cause the Beast here is south of the border, and, uh, not for nothing dude, you put the ho in Mexico.

(''Daniel laughs in a "that was so wrong" snicker.'')

'''Bree:''' There's no "ho" in Mexico.

(''The music abruptly stops. Both boys look at her and then at each other. After a moment of awkward silence, the music resumes playing.'')

'''Bree:''' (''She laughs and shrugs.'') There's no "ho" in Mexico.

(''Daniel looks at the camera in a "Bree doesn't get what we are talking about" way.'')

(''Cut to Daniel standing in the street.'')

'''Daniel:''' Wow, big surprise. After talking all that trash, Jonas decides to take Bree into town. Why? He thinks she should try a fish taco. What do I do, though? That's right, I do something useful. I'm going to break into Alex's house. (''laughs'') It's all I know how to do really, I guess.

(''After much scaling of walls and sneaking around on balconies Daniel films Alex on the phone.'')

'''Alex:''' Yes, they called me. No, because--I do care because it's a violation of [[free will]] and you know... I know my principles, do you want me to recite them for you? I didn't know you were going to do anything... It's horribly upsetting, all right, I don't like lying. (''She cuts a lime in half.'') It goes against... because he's my nephew!... Okay.

(''Alex hangs up the phone, puts her head into her hands and appears to be crying.'')

==Notes==
*This is the first time [[Bree]], [[Jonas]] and [[Daniel]] have been seen together since [[Subjects Apprehended|the kidnapping]].
*This is also the first time in a while we have seen [[Daniel]] [[Breaking And Entering|breaking and entering]].
*This is the third video to have a [[four-letter words|swear word]] in the title. The others were [[What The Hell?!??!]] and [[To Hell With Bree's Dad (yeah!)]].
*As the writers may or may not have realized, "having a fish taco" is a euphemism for oral sex (cunilingus).
*One of the places [[Bree]], [[Jonas]] and [[Daniel]] passed in the car was the San Diego California (Mormon) Temple. (http://www.lds.org/temples/main/0,11204,1912-1-81-0,00.html)

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