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Jonas Fan Club

2007-06-03T19:59:12Z

68.79.12.140: /* Current Members */

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== Shhh! Don't Let Him Know! ==

Welcome to the Secret Society of [[Jonas]] Fans!

The only requirement for membership is to sigh when viewing a Jonas Photo and replace membership notice with Shhhhh in any IC posts.

This page is a community page. Any member is free to post on this page, especially those with ideas to share for future projects!!

== Current Members ==

[[image: FanClub_JonasWall.jpg]] Sack36, Founder, President, Grape Peeler

[[image: FanClub_Breeandjonas.jpg]] CRYISME, Vice President, Feather Fan Holder

eucebo, Chief '''Graphic''' Artist

Metalchic 
Mindinflight 
Bree_is_awesome 
[[image: FanClub_Eviljonas.jpg]] MayhemII 
Ladysolitary85 
nowherepixie 
asti 
Gidget 
RedRevolver 
Nickylp 
xo_Chilili 
eno

Total member count: 15 Woohoo!
[[User:Sack36|Deeper]]

== The Finer Points of Jonas ==
(Keep it clean, girls!)

* Cleft chin
* The way he tried to run the Order's car down.
* Blue eyes!
* His Gun!
* Skateboarding!
* His cute laugh!
* Dr. Phil-esque attitude
* His female voice imitation
* His fake British accent
* His Muscular Arms

== Our Most Cherished moments with Jonas ==
(Feel free to post yours!)

* Wanna get pizza? -- [[User:Sack36]]
* No, I mean, we don't know what this girl's capable of. She could have flames that shoot out of her eyeballs or something crazy. -- CRYISME
*I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! You can't come in! I don't care! - ladysolitary85
* Gimme a coffee, and pancakes - MayhemII
* I think she (Bree) probably kisses like a dead fish - MayhemII
* Look, I made sandwiches. I know-I know they're not egg salad, but...peanut butter, right? Huh? Chunky. -- mindinflight
* Whoa... wait, we're not talking about me. I'm okay, trust me. We're talking about Aunt Fornicator down there. -- mindinflight
* I do. Because I like to watch people come and go. Look, they come, and then they go.- bree_is_awesome
* Heh, that was working? Wow, I don't know my own powers!-bree_is_awesome
* A boo-..A boom box?- Anonymous

== Most Recent Photos ==
=== Jonas Pictures ===
[[Image:Jonascollage.jpg]] [[Image:JacksonHeadshotinBath.jpg]]
[[Image:0201-Jonas-headshot.jpg]]
[[Image:0201-Jonas3.jpg]]

=== Jackson Pictures ===

[[Image:Jackson7.jpg]] [[Image:JacksonHeadshot2.jpg]]

== Current Projects ==

*Getting Jonas to post!
*Increasing Club membership without letting Jonas know.

== Future Project Ideas ==

*Ideas?!

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Lonelygirl15 The Story So Far...

2007-03-25T17:31:30Z

68.79.2.74: /* Her Training */

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==Who is lonelygirl15?==
On May 24, 2006 the world was touched by a sweet young girl experiencing the troubles of everyday life, but it turned out to be something more than that. The truth about lonelygirl15's life was told, and the world was captivated...

[[Bree|Lonelygirl15]], a.k.a. Bree, is an intelligent, yet awkward and geeky teenager. Raised in a strict, isolated household, she lacks many of the social skills possessed by her peers. She does not go out with friends much, and spends much of her time reading or playing juvenile games, such as interacting with her three stuffed animals, [[Thor]] the bear, [[Owen]] the Turtle, and [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]]. Bree is home schooled, and she and her parents have moved around a lot, which has limited her social experiences and has left her without any true friends. For a short while she attended high school, but the social pressures, teasing and her lack of experience proved too overwhelming for her to bear. However, she did leave her short stint in public high school with one friend, [[Daniel]]. Later on, we find that Bree also has one other connection from her short school expirience, [[Cassie]].

==Her Beginning==
In June of 2006, Bree bought a webcam and began posting on [[YouTube]]. At first, she posted simple, silly clips of her and her stuffed animals, which she explains were edited by a friend. Later on, however, she opened up to the audience and began sharing more and more about herself, her life, religion and troubles. [[My Parents Suck...|Bree explains]] that her religion often prevents her from doing normal, teenage activities. Along the way, [[The Danielbeast|she introduces Daniel (as DanielBeast)]], her best and only ''real'' friend. Although he just sits on the bed and reads magazines most of the time, he occasionally participates in her clips, such as their spoof of each other, "[[Proving Science Wrong... with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15]]".

Daniel and Bree spend more and more time together, [[My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!|going on hikes]], [[Swimming!|swimming]] or just sitting in her bedroom. Bree's father asks Daniel to film Bree's play for her annual religious summer camp. Daniel refuses, and [[What Bree's Dad Said...|Bree's father reacts negatively]], straining her friendship with Daniel. Afterwards, tears are shed and angry words are exchanged between the friends. Daniel [[To Hell With Bree's Dad (yeah!)|posts a video]] explaining how he intends to attend her play, though not to film it, much to the surprise and happiness of Bree. Having gotten over the first hurdle in their public relationship, Bree excitedly shares that she has been chosen to participate in a sacred ceremony for her religion. Bree does not share many details about this religion except to say that she is truly committed to her faith.

==Her Rebellion==
Daniel [[I Want to Take Bree to a Party!|invites Bree to a party]], something she has never experienced, and with people she only met during her short time in public education (and who also [[Poor Pluto|teased her]] for her intellectual curiosity in science class). Her parents forbid her to go, but Bree [[I'm Going to the Party!|decides to sneak out anyway]]. Much to her dismay, her father is waiting for her when she gets home. She is promptly placed under "[[House Arrest|house arrest]]," and her father forbids her to see Daniel anymore. After this first rebellious act against her parents, it seems as if Bree has become addicted to sneaking out, or perhaps she just relishes her newfound freedom. Daniel invites her on various "dates" and Bree is confused about teen love. She's never had a boyfriend before, and obviously never experienced a kiss, so Daniel's desire to be something more than friends befuddles her, especially when [[My First Kiss|he kisses her]] at another party.

==Her Religion==
In the video [[A Change In My Life]], Bree sheds some light on the ceremony for which she has been chosen to participate. For the [[The Ceremony (ritual)|ceremony]], she has to learn [[Enochian|a new language]], go on a special diet, learn special steps, take [[iron pills|iron supplements]] and receive weekly [[Bree's injections|injections]].

Although Bree promises to have a dinner with Daniel, she realizes that she has to attend an annual [[Fall Equinox]] ceremony for [[Bree's religion|her religion]]. Again, her mysterious religion tears Daniel and Bree apart. She decides that her religion is more important to her than her only friend. She gains a "[[My Helper|helper]]" whose role is to assist her in preparing for the upcoming ceremony. She is already studying hard, dieting, taking pills and receiving mysterious shots. Nevertheless, she enjoys this new female friend. Daniel, still angry, [[Where Are They Going?|follows Bree and her helper]], [[Lucy]], in order to figure out the woman's purpose and motives. Bree sees the videoblog of Daniel following her and is upset. She tells Daniel via [[Daniel Crossed The Line|videoblog]] to leave her alone and stop following her. She also warns him about the power of those in her religious order. Daniel ignores her and begins to become alarmed by the extent to which her religion affects events in Bree's life.

==Her Ceremony==
Daniel finds inconclusive, yet disturbing stories about a man associated with Bree's religion, [[Aleister Crowley]]. He follows Bree and her helper yet again and in a secluded, wooded area stumbles upon the ceremony. As Daniel [[The Ceremony|films part of the secret ritual]], he notices that he is being watched. Fleeing through the darkness, he escapes into his car before being caught. After that, he follows Bree's helper Lucy to her apartment and waits until she leaves, [[Following The Helper|breaking in]] and finding pictures on Lucy's computer of himself videotaping the ceremony, along with maps of locations in Texas, Arizona, California, Alaska and Alberta, Canada. Shaken and paranoid, Daniel is convinced that Bree's "cult," as he calls it, is following him as he followed them. Bree hears of this and becomes extremely worried about Daniel's safety. So he goes "underground," staying at a friend's home to hide from the cult. Daniel calls Bree, finding out that under the instruction of Lucy and other cult members [[I Lied To Daniel|Bree has lied]] to him about the ceremony, which was faked. As it turns out, Bree knows very little about purpose and date of the ''actual'' ceremony. Furthermore, Bree's father seems to have little information about the injections he was giving to her. Bree realizes that Lucy will not answer any of Bree's questions. With Daniel's encouragement, Bree decides not to participate in the ceremony, and her parents surprisingly support her decision. Meanwhile, Bree is contacted by [[Gemma]], an old friend, who warns her of the power and influence of [[The Order|the "Order"]]. This prompts Bree to reunite with Daniel at his house.

==Her Getaway==
While at Daniel's house, [[Still At Daniel's|Bree's parents contact her]] to tell her that she should sleep at Daniel's for the night, an extreme contrast to the conservative parents Bree has known. A few days later, Bree and Daniel, both worried, decide to return to her home after receiving no responses to their numerous phone calls. Upon arriving at the house, and from within the safety of Daniel's car [[On The Run|they witness her parents leaving]] with Lucy and a man from the ceremony. Once the car drives off, the two enter Bree's house to examine the scene. Hidden inside the P. Monkey puppet, Bree finds a note and some money left by her parents. The note advises her to stay with Daniel. Daniel and Bree worry about whether or not Daniel's house is a safe location. They make the decision to run away. They sleep in the car for a few days before settling in to a [[The motel|motel]]. Bree seems to be her usual silly self, but [[Someone's Following You|Gemma warns her]] that she is being followed by a "[[Watcher]]", a member of the Order who is stalking them. They both flee again, finding [[The second motel|another motel]]. [[Silent Treatment|Daniel is upset with Bree]] for not taking the situation seriously.

==Her New Friend==
Bree is left a video comment by [[Jonas]], who wishes Lonelygirl and Danielbeast a [[Happy Thanksgiving]]. He does not give out much background information about himself, and says only that his parents mysteriously disappeared while sailing six years ago, and expresses his sympathy for Bree, a fellow "orphan". Meanwhile, Daniel and Bree return to their motel room to find it [[Ransacked!|ransacked]]. With all of their money stolen, and now having only the small amount left that Daniel is carrying, and they flee once again. Daniel becomes increasingly aggravated and wants to go back home, but Bree is not convinced that they are safe. Bree receives a vblog from Gemma who fears she too is being followed by a Watcher. [[Scared To Go Home|Scared to go home]], Gemma hides out at a friend's home, noticeably distressed, much like Daniel when he realized he was being followed. The situation for Bree and Daniel grows increasingly worse when Daniel is informed by someone named [[Tachyon]] that his car is bugged with a tracking device. Deciding that the safest choice is to [[Homeless|abandon the car]], the now-homeless couple has to resort to dumpster diving for food and a dirty abandoned warehouse for shelter. In November 28th online chat session, it is suggested that Bree and Daniel accept the help of Jonas, who is apparently rich, unemployed and lives alone in a large house. However, Daniel and Gemma are not convinced. Bree [[Your Decision|chooses to stay with Jonas]], but Daniel decides to [[Back Home|return home]].

==Her Betrayal==
Jonas posts [[Tough Cookie|a video claiming that Gemma was lying]] about being in London; apparently she is in California and still active in the Order. This, along with Daniel's abandonment of her, drives Bree to sulk for several days. Meanwhile, Daniel decides to go [[Back At Bree's|back to Bree's house]] and investigate, finding evidence that leads him to [[Breaking And Entering|break into a pharmaceutical warehouse]]. Bree decides to take action herself and begins by [[Bree Phone Home|calling her friends and family]] to see if anyone has had contact with her parents. She initially seems to find no helpful information, but in a call to an uncle, receives a coded message from her father, indicating that he is okay and requesting that she meet him. She reminisces about her old friend [[Cassie]] with whom Bree made some prank phone calls during their brief friendship. By the time she finishes making her calls, Bree concludes that the "Gemma Incident" is good reason to avoid contact with those in "The Community."

==Her Reunion==
On Christmas Day, much to Bree's [[Christmas Surprise|surprise]] and elation, Daniel arrives at Jonas's house. However, on the following day, Jonas and Daniel wake to find that [[Bree's Gone|Bree is gone]] along with Jonas's car, one of his credit cards, and some of his cash. Daniel decides to examine Bree's recent videos more closely to find an explanation of her disappearance, and realizes that she has been communicating with her father in code, and has gone to meet with him. Jonas and Daniel [[Roadtrip|try to track down Bree]] and eventually find her meeting with her father. The Order suddenly appears and [[The Unthinkable Happened|shoots Bree's dad]], while Bree escapes with the boys. Bree spends several days depressed, while Daniel and Jonas each try to cheer her up.

==Her Rejection==
Daniel posts a video annoucing that he "[[Bree And I Hooked Up|hooked up]]" with Bree. Jonas is [[Kicked Out|kicked out]] of his own house when Daniel makes a special candle light dinner for Bree, but it apparently doesn't go well.

Bree posts a video saying [[Daniel's A Liar|Daniel has lied]], and she just kissed him in a act of impulse and there is nothing more to it. Daniel is so upset that he leaves the next day and [[Truth Or Dare|gets drunk at a local bowling alley]]. Jonas picks up Daniel, who is too drunk to drive himself home. Daniel is accompanied by a nameless young woman ([[Katherine McPhee]] in a cameo appearance), who hangs out with Bree and Jonas while Daniel sleeps off the liquor. Daniel wakes up the next morning with a terrible [[hungover|hangover]]. Since Bree is frustrated by the antics of Jonas and Daniel, she decides to think about [[Time To Grow Up|career plans]] and her need for privacy. Meanwhile, Daniel states that he will no longer pursue Bree, choosing to spend his time [[Foosball Battle|playing foosball with Jonas]] and giving Bree space. Daniel decides to go [[For The Ladies|back to the bowling alley]] to look for the unnamed young woman, or someone else to replace Bree.

==Her Hunt for Daniel==
When Daniel does not return from the bowling alley, Bree posts a video sharing [[Daniel's Missing!|her concern for his safety]], as no one has heard from him. Bree confesses that she still wants him in her life, though she does not want a romantic relationship. Jonas and Bree [[Looking For Daniel|go to the bowling alley]] to look for him. Bree receives a cryptic text message from Daniel that says 'No good' but does not state his location. Jonas talks with a bartender who saw Daniel leave with a local man, so they head for the man's house "in the mountains". It gets late and they still haven't found the "local" man's house, so they [[Sleepover|stop at a motel]], where they are forced to share a bed, to Jonas's discomfort. A couple of days later, Daniel posts a strange video [[Miss Me?|trying to persuade Bree to rejoin the Order]]. Assuming Daniel has been coerced or brainwashed, Bree posts a video [[Me For Daniel|offering to do the ceremony if Daniel is released]]. When it comes time to [[The Human Ransom|trade herself]] for Daniel, they all escape the Order with the help of Tachyon. Bree [[Rescuing Daniel|sums up what she can]] about Tachyon and [[OpAphid]], an organization closely affiliated with the Order who has been posting videos for some time, expressing that she wishes to more actively oppose the Order.

==Her Getaway, Part 2==
Jonas [[Valentine's Day Massacre|declares]] that he too is sick of running and wants to fight the Order. A few days later, Daniel sees a Watcher in their driveway. Jonas walks out to confront the Watcher and has a brief scuffle, but the Watcher backs off when Bree jumps in front of Jonas. The three [[Yellow Snow|run to Jonas's parents' cabin in the mountains]]. When they arrive, [[Snow Angels|Bree and Jonas go on a hike]] and search the area without Daniel. [[Jonas Sucks|This angers Daniel]] as he is convinced that Jonas is hitting on Bree. They patch things up after Jonas says he has no interest in Bree at all. Daniel finds a package from Tachyon, and he uses it to crack the code on a disk that was left with Bree, which contains [[Semiotics|files on the origin of the Watcher symbol]].

==Her Suspicion of Jonas==
[[How Dumb Am I?|Bree discovers a Watcher symbol]] in Jonas's cabin, and concludes that Jonas is working for the Order, like Gemma. She ties up Jonas to question him, to [[Bree Is Crazy|Daniel's shock]]. After Daniel loosens his bindings [[What The Hell?!??!|Jonas escapes]], taking the car keys with him so that Bree and Daniel can't leave, but not the car itself, as he intends to stay and prove his innocence. Jonas then [[Proving Bree Wrong|breaks into the cabin]] to find evidence that he is not indeed with the Order. He shows Bree and Daniel his evidence and they finally believe him.

==Her Investigation==
Our intrepid protagonists then [[On The Road Again|head for the coast]] to stay at Jonas's Aunt Alex's house. [[Sorry Jonas|Bree tries to atone for her treatment of Jonas]], but Jonas, still angry, ignores her pleas for forgiveness. [[Flesh Wound|Jonas punctures his hand]] with a screwdriver while trying to break into his aunt's study and Bree takes him to a vet to get the wound stitched up, as she is afraid the Order will track them down if they go to a hospital. The gang then manages to break into Jonas's aunt's study, and finds that [[My Hand Hurts|she has been undertaking a substantial inquiry]] into the organization that Jonas's parents formed as a movement against the Order. [[Aunt Alex|Daniel and Jonas pick up Alex from the Airport]], and Daniel immediately starts hitting on her, despite Jonas's warnings and Alex's saying that she doesn't have the time for a boyfriend.

==Her Training==
Bree has decided to meet up with [[Tachyon]] instead of going to the airport, due to a spat with Jonas. They go to one of Tacyon's secret camps where [[Training Hard|Bree receives "Bad-Ass" training]]. Meanwhile, Daniel and Jonas go to a "fashion industry party" with Alex. [[Uncle Dan|At the party]], Daniel hits on Alex, and Jonas gets extremely annoyed. There is a framed photo sitting on a table that appears to be a picture of Alex and Lucy, but neither Daniel nor Jonas seem to take notice of it, even though it is [[Lucy!?!?!|obvious to Bree]], who sees it in [[Uncle Dan|the video]]. Bree decides that she's going to go back to Daniel and Jonas, even though she thinks it will "piss off" Tachyon. When Jonas sees [[Lucy!?!?!|Bree's warning video]], he confronts Alex and tries to run away with [[Daniel]]. Wanting to give Alex a chance to explain herself, Daniel returns to the house, where [[Alex Is...|Alex coldly reveals]] that [[Jonas's parents]] are still alive and with [[the Order]].

==Her Getaway, Part 3==
Bree, Daniel, and Jonas [[Truckstop Reunion|meet up]] at a truckstop after the shocking revelation by Alex that Jonas's parents are alive. Daniel and Jonas then want to teach Bree how to play foosball, but [[Co-Ed Foosball|to spin is a sin]]. After that, the threesome [[Vegas, Baby!|goes to Las Vegas]], and while there, is apparently tracked down by [[the Order]]. Bree decides they should stop posting videos so [[OpAphid]] won't find them anymore.

[[Category:Breeniverse events]]

Best moments of 2006

2006-12-31T21:46:36Z

68.79.24.99: /* Best Moments on the LG-15 Board */

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= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X,X,X,X,
#Fleeing the Watchers X,X,
#Grillz X,X, X
#P*Monkey Boogies X,
#Christmas Surprise X,X,X,X,X

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home). X
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X,X,
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,X,X,X,X,
# Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed) X
# Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities)
# Daniel: Is that on?
Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast) X

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

#"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak - X,X,X
#"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZ
#"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ
# "1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - voyboy
#"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy X,X,X,X
#"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985
#"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke
#Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella
#"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct
#"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella
#"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct
#"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct X
#"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut!

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board X, X, X,

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 X, X, X
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X, X, X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: X,X,X
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

*Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" (edited)- X X
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now

*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE…WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff…at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:…o…
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that’s been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don’t trust any other brand.
</pre>

* creation of the LG15 Defence Force X

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

Best moments of 2006

2006-12-31T21:45:31Z

68.79.24.99: /* Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X,X,X,X,
#Fleeing the Watchers X,X,
#Grillz X,X, X
#P*Monkey Boogies X,
#Christmas Surprise X,X,X,X,X

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home). X
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X,X,
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,X,X,X,X,
# Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed) X
# Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities)
# Daniel: Is that on?
Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast) X

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

#"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak - X,X,X
#"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZ
#"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ
# "1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - voyboy
#"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy X,X,X,X
#"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985
#"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke
#Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella
#"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct
#"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella
#"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct
#"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct X
#"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut!

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board X, X, X,

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 X, X, X
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X, X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: X,X,X
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

*Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" (edited)- X X
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now

*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE…WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff…at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:…o…
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that’s been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don’t trust any other brand.
</pre>

* creation of the LG15 Defence Force X

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

Best moments of 2006

2006-12-31T17:58:18Z

68.79.24.99: /* Best Moments */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X,X
#Fleeing the Watchers X
#The Grillz X X
#P*Monkey Boogies X,
#Christmas Surprise X,X,X

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,X,X
# Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed) X
# Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities)

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

#"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak - X,X,X
#"Now Hiring" - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143 - ApotheosisAZ
#"In Stores Now" - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=137&play=1 - ApotheosisAZ

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board X, X

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 X
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X, X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: X
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

*Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" X(edited)
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now

*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE…WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff…at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:…o…
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that’s been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don’t trust any other brand.
</pre>

* creation of the LG15 Defence Force X

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

Best moments of 2006

2006-12-31T17:56:48Z

68.79.24.99: /* Best Video */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X,X
#Fleeing the Watchers X
#The Grillz X X
#P*Monkey Boogies X,
#Christmas Surprise X,X,X

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,X,X
# Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed) X
# Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities)

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

#"P. Monkey In Charge" - T.W. Janiak - X,X,X
#"Now Hiring" - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=143 - ApotheosisAZ
#"In Stores Now" - http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=137&play=1 - ApotheosisAZ

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board X, X

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 X
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X, X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: X
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

*Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" X(edited)
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now

*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE…WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff…at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:…o…
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that’s been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don’t trust any other brand.
</pre>

* creation of the LG15 Defence Force X

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>