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Assassin

2008-07-04T07:00:23Z

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'''Assasins''' are members of the [[Hymn of One]] who seek ascension within the ranks of [[the Order]]. They may already be a [[Watcher]] or a [[Shadow]], or simply someone intrigued with the power granted to [[Elder]]s.

They have been [[Outta Here|called out]] by the Elder [[Michelle Clore]] to show their hand in killing either [[Jonas]], [[Daniel]], [[Sarah]], [[Gina]], or [[Jennie]], and have been promised ascension within the Order, possibly to become a new Elder, following the death of [[William Porter]].

==See Also==
*[[Edward Salinas]]

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Things Fall Apart

2008-02-18T08:18:21Z

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| caption = Jonas wants YOU to fight the Order!
| blogger = Sarah
| date = February 16th, 2008
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| length = 1:27
| description = Jonas went CRAZY after we saw Emma's video.
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==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' Hey!

(''Jonas is walking toward his truck with a bag over his shoulder''.)

'''Sarah:''' (''off-camera'') Jonas, come on!

'''Daniel:''' Jonas, where're you going? Talk to me, man!

(''Jonas throws the bag in the truck''.)

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, ''what'' is your problem?

'''Jonas:''' Back up. I'm going to find [[Emma]]. ''I'm'' gonna find her.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, you don't even know where Emma is or where she's going! For better or worse, that's how she wanted it.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, maybe!

'''Daniel:''' Bro- (''Puts his hand on Jonas's shoulder''.)

'''Jonas:''' You know what, get the [[Four-letter words|fuck]] off me! (''Pushes Daniel''.)

'''Sarah:''' Whoa! Jonas, what the hell?

'''Daniel:''' What the fuck is your problem?

'''Jonas:''' Stay the fuck away from me! Both of you! Shut up!

'''Daniel:''' Hey...

'''Jonas:''' You know what, man? I would not expect you to understand anyway, because ''you're'' the one that let Emma go through with the [[The Ceremony (ritual)|Ceremony]]. (''Daniel walks out of frame'') Aren't you, Daniel? Aren't ya? Yeah, just walk away.

'''Daniel:''' I'm walking away.

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, what do you think you're doing? (''Jonas runs after Daniel''.) Jonas!

(''Cut to the inside of the cabin''.)

'''Jonas:''' Where the fuck is Daniel? Where is he? Huh, where is he?

'''Jennie:''' Jonas, stop; this isn't Daniel's fault! This isn't anybody's fault!

'''Jonas:''' Jennie, shut up! Shut up, alright? You've been bullying Emma to leave ever since we got here!

'''Jennie:''' What does that mean?

'''Jonas:''' Oh you heard me. And where in the world did she get the money to buy a train ticket, Jennie? Where'd she get it?!

'''Jennie:''' You go to hell! (''Walks out of the room''.)

'''Jonas:''' Where'd she get it?

'''Jennie:''' Shut up!

'''Sarah:''' What's happening here?

'''Jonas:''' Get out of my face! Huh, what are you looking at?

(''The camera pans over to Gina and then back to Jonas''.)

'''Jennie:''' You know what, I gotta say something.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, you're back? Oh, hey, you're back!

'''Jennie:''' Yes, yes I'm back Jonas. From day one - day ''one'' - I have risked everything to help you guys, and protect Emma, and I don't know what the fuck to do anymore!

'''Jonas:''' Where did she get the money for a train ticket?

'''Jennie:''' I have risked my life and saved yours and this is how you're gonna repay me?

'''Jonas:''' Where the fuck did she get the money?!

'''Gina:''' I gave it to her! I gave Emma the money, okay?

==Notes==
*The title of this video may be a reference to Chinua Achebe's 1959 novel of the same name, or the W.B. Yeats poem, 'The Second Coming', from which Achebe's novel takes its name.
*Even though Sarah is the blogger, she is never seen in the video although she is clearly heard.

4 Girls, 2 Guys

2008-02-14T01:06:15Z

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==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' Hey. Everything's a mess up here. We're all surrounded-

'''Jennie:''' [[Jonas]]! (''Daniel pans the camera to show Jennie yelling at a door''.) You don't have any right to control [[Emma]]! Or me, or anybody else! (''The camera zooms in on Gina, who looks bemused and irritated''.) Oh, that's really mature. (''Walks over to Daniel''.) Why is he such a [[Four-letter words|fucking]] child? (''Walks out of the room''.)

'''Daniel:''' Those two have been fighting like that all day. Jennie thinks that Emma should be able to call her dad whenever she wants to, and Jonas doesn't trust his parents at all. He won't even let Emma send them an email. I mean, Jonas's folks are [[Hymn of One]], and they were giving her serum injections, but Jennie's right: they-

(''Sarah grabs the camera and cuts off Daniel''.)

'''Sarah:''' They're not fighting about Emma.

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Sarah:''' Okay. Jennie's been a raging bitch to Jonas ever since we rescued Emma. Jennie and Jonas used to be all "BFF", and now Jonas spends all his time with Emma.

'''Daniel:''' Sarah, Emma's sick. Jennie's not crazy enough to be jealous.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, beastie-boy... (''Pinches Daniel's cheek''.) It's as clear as the button nose on Gina's face. Back me up, G-dog. (''Gina seems irritated as she looks over at Sarah. She quickly goes back to reading her book''.) Jennie's jizzle fo-shizzle.

'''Daniel:''' Get up!

'''Sarah:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Get up! (''Stands up''.) Just- You know what?

'''Sarah:''' Daniel!

(''Cut to Daniel outside the cabin''.)

'''Daniel:''' Hey. Sorry about that. Look, I know everyone at [[LG15.com]] is talking about Gina. "Is she really [[Bree]]'s sister?" And even if Gina and Bree really are sisters genetically, by blood, can they really be sisters if they were separated at birth?

Jonas isn't sure, and Sarah acts like she doesn't care... But I've got to be straight with you guys: I see Bree in Gina. Gina and I haven't really talked - she hasn't really talking to anybody except for Emma - but there's just something about her. From the way she crosses the room, or rolls her eyes, or... Anyway, Sarah freaked out when I told her. Guess why. It's nuts up here, folks; four girls, two guys stuck in a cabin. (''Laughs''.) Peace.

==Notes==
*The coloring on the book Gina is reading hints that it may be a [[Nancy Drew]] novel or a "For Dummies" book as well.

*Sarah's physical affection with Daniel (resting her head in his lap and pinching his cheek) - as well as his hint that she's jealous of his identification of Bree with Gina -- suggests that they are returning to a romantic relationship, or at least are headed in that direction. It also suggests that the "old Sarah" is back and staying around. "Hymn of One Sarah" has not been seen for several videos.

*after Daniel leaves the cabin to speak outside, snow can be seen quite clearly. This could indicate that they are somewhere up in the mountains and possibly in the city of Julian.

4 Girls, 2 Guys

2008-02-14T01:04:53Z

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Beer Bath

2008-01-19T00:51:02Z

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==Transcript==
'''Jonas:''' Oh man. (''sighs'') I saw [[Dr. Calvin Hart|Dr. Hart]]'s video last night. I saw Emma, and uh, then I went out and I got shit-faced. I don't remember the video that you're about to see, but, uh, you know, I think it pretty much says it all. And, um, well, [[Daniel]] and [[Sarah]], [[Jennie]] and I will see you guys tomorrow.

(''Cut to Jonas in the bathroom wearing only his boxers. About a dozen beer cans are sitting on and by the bathtub.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''stumbling into frame holding a beer can'') Oh, hehe. (''points at the camera and stars singing'') ''The red light, the red light, Roxanne...'' (''sits in the bathtub'') Ow. (''takes a sip of beer'') Just what the doctor ordered. (''leans toward the camera knocking a beer can off the tub'') No, no, no, no. Want a job done? (''gets out of the tub knocking more beer cans down'') You gotta do it yourself. (''moves the camera closer to the tub and gets back in'') Rub-a-dub-dub. Okay. (''opens a beer can which foams all over him, then laughs and takes a sip'') Okay. (''sets the beer can down and picks another one up'') Welcome to everybody's favorite game: "How stupid is Jonas?" (''points at himself'') Me. Okay. (''takes a sip of beer'') So, okay, I just want to say to everybody, I want to introduce the contestants for today. And the contestants is everybody, (''points at the camera'') you. Everybody at home. (''waves'') Hi. So, let's just give a loud round of applause to all the contestants at home, everybody at their computers. (''claps and pretends to yell for a bit'') ''People at their computers, people at their computers. Shhh. Shhh. Okay. Shhh.'' Let's just get the game started. Let's just get the games started. Let's do the first question. (''sets his beer can down and picks up another one, taking a sip from it'') Okay, okay. When Jonas, (''points at himself'') me, was, uh, ambushed by Dr. Hart, and Dr. Hart knew his name and where he lived, Jonas was a) very suspicious, b) a little bit concerned, or c) totally fucking clueless! (''raises his arms'') Whoo! Aha! Now, think hard everybody, think hard. Your answer? (''puts his hand behind his hear as if listening for the viewer's answer'') That's right, that's right. Totally fucking clueless! (''pretends to yell again'') Shhh. Shhh. It's just the first question; it's always the easiest. Okay, we're moving to round two. We're moving to round two, (''opens another beer can'') where the questions get harder and the points double (''sips the beer as it foams over'') I wish it would stop doing that. Okay, (''sets the beer can down'') question number two. When Dr. Hart just so happened to have a videotape of himself arguing with [[Ted McKinley]] (''picks up a beer can'') about the Hart study, Jonas was a) very suspicious, b) a little concerned, or c) totally fucking clueless! (''raises his arms'') Woohoo! Haha! That's right, c, c for clueless! (''taps his head'') Clueless, woo! (''pretends to yell again'') Shhh. Shhh. We gotta go to the third round, people. (''opens another beer can and takes a sip'') Question number three: when Dr. Hart spent well over three hours at the [[Verdus Pharmaceuticals]] with me and my sister, and then he eluded (''counts with his fingers in a singsong voice'') one, two, three, four, five... five armed security guards, five armed security guards with a vial of apple juice, (''laughs'') of... Jonas was (''puts his head down over the side of the tub then lifts it back up'') clueless! Clueless. So, that's correct. I hope everybody was keeping score and we have our winners. Hey, okay, let's tell, hey, let's tell them what they've won, Bob. Let's tell them what they've won. Everybody, let's tell them what they've lost. I want to tell them what they've lost. (''begins crying and breathing heavily'') Their sister. (''takes a long drink of beer'') Alright, that's our game. (''puts his hand up as if turning off the camera with a remote control'') ''Boop.'' Oh yeah, one more thing. Daniel, I don't give a shit about [[Gina]] or Dr. Hart, or Verdus Pharmaceuticals. I just want my sister back. (''leans back in the tub'') I just want my sister back. (''puts his head down'')

==Notes==
*Jonas doesnt seem to actually drink any of the beer. in all actuallity, he could have switched the cans off camera
*One of the tags on Youtube was misspelled as "jonaskto" when this video was uploaded.
*At 7 minutes 55 seconds in length, this is the longest ever lonelygirl15 video to date.
*Jonas is drinking Miller Genuine Draft beer. It has a volume of 4.7% alcohol.
*The song that Jonas is singing in the beginning of his drunken video is Roxanne by The Police.

Two Graves

2006-12-30T05:30:24Z

68.7.116.235: /* Synopsis of Two Graves */

==Introduction==
Gemma mentions having seen this play with her flatmates in the video [[Scared To Go Home]]. She first starts to suspect that she is being followed while at the theatre, but thinks the subject matter of the play might have made her feel paranoid.

==Synopsis of Two Graves==
Played at the London Theatre on Great Newport Street, until 7 Dec 2006

Nearest Tube: Leicester Square

A fast, furious, funny and action-packed modern verse drama, Two Graves is a tale of murder, revenge and retribution, set in London's East End underworld of betting-shops, back-room gambling, debt collection and working-class skulduggery. Jack Tops sets out to avenge the murder of his father, drawing him deep into London's violent underworld. It's a dark and dangerous place but Jack is a survivor...

Two Graves

2006-12-30T05:28:25Z

68.7.116.235: /* Significance */

==Introduction==
Gemma mentions having seen this play with her flatmates in the video [[Scared To Go Home]]. She first starts to suspect that she is being followed while at the theatre, but thinks the subject matter of the play might have made her feel paranoid.

==Synopsis of Two Graves==

A fast, furious, funny and action-packed modern verse drama, Two Graves is a tale of murder, revenge and retribution, set in London's East End underworld of betting-shops, back-room gambling, debt collection and working-class skulduggery. Jack Tops sets out to avenge the murder of his father, drawing him deep into London's violent underworld. It's a dark and dangerous place but Jack is a survivor...