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| blogger = Sarah
| date = May 30th, 2007
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| length = 3:29
| description = Uhh, I don't have an account, so little sis let me use her's, yippy. Yeah, so I still don't video blog, but what else am I supposed to do around here? Oh, and Taylor says hi.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
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'''Entertaining Myself''' is the two hundred second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' Believe me (''whispers'') when I tell you I don't video blog. I'm just bored out of my mind. So I'm doing this as kind of like an art installation piece. Title of my piece: Bored As Hell Blogging. I'm the art. (''Air quotes'') "Me." Stuck in this room, 'cause out there are the gloom and doom brothers. I thought coming to California would be a magical adventure. (''Sarah looks around and the sound of water dripping can be heard.'') Isn't exactly what I had in mind, is it? (''Cut to a close-up of Sarah's face'') We must fight the Order! We must save Bree! Ruuun!! Ugh. I'm sorry. Bree left willingly, you know? Plus, she seems pretty into this whole lame Hymn of One crap. Those videos make me fall over. (''She falls backward onto the bed.'') (''Imitating Bree'') Sing the eternal annoying song. (''She gags.'') Ugh. I don't know if I wanna be part of this. (''Cut to Sarah doing a backbend on top of her bed.'') Imagine it's like a hundred and ten degrees in my room. Hot. And I'm doing it Bikram style. (''She falls down.'') That's yoga, you pervs.

(''Musical montage of Sarah kissing, slapping, and otherwise abusing P. Monkey.'')

My bored as hell blogging continues. I am now going to say whatever pops into my head. Red. Black. Boots. Ninja. Cheese. Colossus. Colossus loves cheese. I like donuts. (''She taps on the camera'') Hello in there.
(''Cut to Sarah now video chatting with Taylor. Taylor is visible on Sarah's laptop screen, and she is talking quite loquaciously into a headset microphone.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera, talking over Taylor'') Chitty-chatty Taylor is going on and on. I'm more bored than I was before.

'''Taylor:''' (''In the background'') ...And she tried to get them off but instead she like sliced my finger open and it was really gory and then we--

'''Sarah:''' (''To Taylor.'') Okay, be quiet now! I need to know if you're taking good care of Colossus.

'''Taylor:''' Colossus is good.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean by "good"?

'''Taylor:''' Good.

'''Sarah:''' Is he dead?

'''Taylor:''' Sarah! I didn't kill your ferret. He's fine.

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera'') If she killed my ferret, I'm going to be pissed off.

'''Taylor:''' But I'm sure he misses you.

'''Sarah:''' Hm, sweet. Anything new with Mom?

'''Taylor:''' Umm... she cut her hair really short, and she tried to make it light blonde, but it turned out red.

'''Sarah:''' (''Makes a face at the camera'') That's pretty.

'''Taylor:''' It's a lot better than it sounds.

'''Sarah:''' Okay then.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, Dad called Mom and left her a message on her cell phone.

'''Sarah:''' What did he say?

'''Taylor:''' I don't know, Mom wouldn't let me listen to the message, but it made her completely sad for like two days. Sarah, you should call her again. She got really happy after she talked to you yesterday.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I'll try. (''Turns to the camera and mouths'') No I won't.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, before I forget, Perry says hi.

'''Sarah:''' You're hanging out with Perry?

'''Taylor:''' Well, he came over to get his shirt he left here and yeah, we hung out.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean you hung out?

'''Taylor:''' It means that um, Perry is nice. And um, (''lifts up her hair to reveal what seems to be a hickey'') kinda cute.

'''Sarah:''' Get that away from me! (''She gags again'') I just threw up in my mouth.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, overdramatic.

'''Sarah:''' Does he know that he can get arrested in like fifty states for even touching you?

'''Taylor:''' He's only seventeen, he won't be eighteen for like two months.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, great, tell him that he can suck away on you for the next two months. All right, umm... I gotta go, 'cause uh, you're making my bored as hell blogging more boring than it is. (''She closes her laptop'') Bye.

'''Taylor:''' Wait, no, Sarah--

'''Sarah:''' I'm pretending this stuffed monkey is Daniel. (''She kisses P. Monkey, then presses him to her chest.'') That's his favorite part.

==Notes==
* This is the first appearance of [[Purple Monkey]] since [[Training Hard]] on March 13, 2007. The 77 day gap between P. Monkey appearances is the longest the series has ever gone without showing P. Monkey.
* [[Daniel's puppy]] appears in the background of this video.

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|blogger = Daniel
|date = December 25th, 2006
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|description = Jonas and I surprised Bree with the best Christmas ever (especially since she never celebrated it before).
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| character1 = Jonas
| actor1 = Jackson Davis
| character2 = Daniel
| actor2 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
| character3 = Bree
| actor3 = Jessica Lee Rose


| Previous = Mystery Movies
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'''Jonas''': Hey! It's six in the morning and I'm setting up a tree and some stuff for Bree. (''pauses'') And I- Hey, that rhymes. Tree and Bree. Anyway, I'm hoping that it cheers her up. Anyway, if this doesn't work, I've got another trick up my sleeve. Check this out. 
(''Camera cuts to show Daniel, asleep in a bed'') 
Yeah, there he is. He arrived about an hour ago, and Bree has no idea. Yeah.... I wanted to wrap him up and put him under the tree, but he thought that was weird. I don't know. I hope I didn't freak him out. Anyway- 
(''Camera cuts to show Jonas again'') 
Alright, I'm going to get some ??? eggnog. Man, that stuff is ''delicious'', I'm telling you. Why do you only get to drink it once a year? I don't understand. Anyway, I'm rambling. I'm going to try to push on through till morning. So, uh, that's it. Peace. On Earth. Any good will towards man. 
(''Camera cuts to show Bree by the Christmas tree'') 
'''Jonas''': So, what, are you, uh, are you surprised? 
'''Bree''': (demurely) Yes... 
'''Jonas''': Is, is everything good? 
'''Bree''': I don't know; I haven't seen what's in the box yet! 

==Notes==
* This is the second video to feature three bloggers (Bree, Daniel, and Jonas). The first was ''Your Decision''.

Christmas Surprise

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Christmas Surprise

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Christmas Surprise

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Investigating Gemma - NBR 7

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| number = NBR7
| image = NBR7.gif
| caption = Let's see... Gemma ''Chen''? Gemma ''Sanchez''? Those are British names, right?
| date = December 18th, 2006
| url = [http://one.revver.com/watch/123989 revver.com]
| description = I got an anonymous tip that led me to Gemma's house.
| tags = [[nikkibowerreport]] [[gemmers19]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[tachyon]] [[stakeout]]
| Previous = Where Is Jonas? - NBR 6
| Next = Happy Holidays LG15 - NBR 8
}}
'''Investigating Gemma - NBR 7''' is the seventh video in the NIkki Bower Report series. It was posted in response to [[Gemma? (Part III)|Gemma? [Part III]]].

==Transcript==
''(Nikki is standing by a tree, wearing sunglasses. She takes them off.)''

'''Nikki:''' It's me! Nikki B.! I'm sleuthing! ''(Puts sunglasses back on.)'' I'm being undercover because there is a lot to investigate this week. The forum is bustling... lots going on... particularly about [[Gemma]]. Who is this Gemma person? Apparently, now she's working for the order. Megawoman and Inigo have called upon ''(points at herself)'' yours truly to find out where Gemma resides. ''(Sunglasses back on.)'' But LA is a huge place. How does one go about finding one person in a sea of millions? I was lucky enough to get an anonymous message that gave me the ZIP Code of where Gemma is residing. I don't know if it was from [[Tachyon]] herself or one of her cohorts, but it did tell me a ZIP Code, and I'm gonna take that piece of information and ''(makes running motion with hands)'' run wild with it. Our friend Nancy Drew tells us: ''(reads from book)'' "When you want to know if and where a location exists in a state, simply call the state capital. Yeah! That's what I did. I picked up the phone, I dialed Sacramento and, bada-bing-bada-boom, here I am. ''(Gestures theatrically while camera pans up to show a building.)''

''(Nikki is standing in front of the stairs leading up to the building entrance.)''

'''Nikki:''' Here we are at Gemma's building, thanks to my local Congressman. Now this is the place where we saw Gemma with [[Lucy]]. I'm gonna go up there and see if we can find Gemma herself. Come on! ''(Gestures to camera.)''

[TRANSCRIPT INCOMPLETE]

==Notes==
*Though Nikki stated she discovered the location of Gemma's zipcode by calling her her local Congressman in Sacramento. Congressmen are federal officials however, and so operate out of the nation's capitol rather than the state capital. She would have been calling her state representative, if anyone, if she did indeed call Sacramento (though a mapquest search for the zipcode would have turned up the location much easier!)
*The fact that Nikki spotted what was allegedly Gemma and Lucy (not to mention that she did not seek out an interview or a better view of the two) may be evidence that she is indeed a canon character in the LG15 series.

Date With P. Monkey

2006-11-25T01:00:15Z

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| number = 0083
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| blogger = [[Bree]]
| date = November 23rd, 2006
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=117&play=1 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = Daniel still isn't talking to me so I went on a date to the movies with P. Monkey. I have no idea where my parents are and I'm really worried, but at least The Order hasn't found our new motel.
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| Previous = An Awkward Silence
| Next = Thanksgiving
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'''Silent Treatment''' is the eighty-second video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
''(Bree is outside on a balcony.)''

'''Bree:''' So, P. Monkey and I went to the movies today. Three times! I only paid for one film, though. Is that wrong? You get P. Monkey in a movie theatre, and it's like he's never seen popcorn before. He doesn't usually eat it at home, but, at [[the theatre]], all bets are off. ''(The camera cuts to P. Monkey, who is wearing Bree's sunglasses and holding a small popcorn bag.)'' And he insists on extra fake butter. ''(The camera cuts back to Bree, who looks a little grossed out. The Tale Of Room by Ehren Starks plays as a montage of various exterior shots of the area around the movie theatre are shown.)'' We saw The Guardian, Grid Iron Gang, and I don't-- I don't remember what the last one was called, but it was really long and it was about war. ''(Bree is wearing a hat and sunglasses.)'' I was afraid I was being followed, so I went in disguise. P. Monkey went in disguise too. ''(P. Monkey is shown wearing a white shirt with a black tie, and Bree's sunglasses. The sunglasses fall off his head. P. Monkey looks at the ground.)'' He never wears fur, and I really can't say that I blame him. ''(The camera passes several movie posters.)''

==Notes==
There is so much videotaping of the movie theater that the whole goal of the video is probably to get fans involved in finding where Bree and Daniel are.

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Bree's blogs]]

Silent Treatment

2006-11-22T04:04:05Z

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| name = Silent Treatment
| number = 0080
| image =
| caption = I don't want to talk to Bree right now...
| blogger = [[Daniel]]
| date = November 21st, 2006
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=115 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = N/A
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This is the 80th episode of LonelyGirl15.

=Transcript=

'''Daniel:''' I'm not talking to Bree right now. She thinks this is some sort of game.

'''Bree:''' No I don't. And might I add that the whole [[Survival Skills]] thing was [[Owen]]'s idea?

'''Daniel:''' See what I mean? My parents really don't care where I am. They're not exactly the "hands-on" type. I call my mom every few days. She thinks I'm camping or whatever. Anyways, this sucks. I don't know who's following us or even if we are being followed. I was taking classes down at a JC. I ''wanted'' to study film. It's just frustrating. My life's gone.

'''Bree:''' And what about my life?

'''Daniel:''' (He looks back at her, looks annoyed, but says nothing before he looks back to the camera.) I really wish things would go back to normal.

Survival Skills

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== Survival Skills ==

Survival Skills is the seventy-ninth video in the Lonelygirl15 video series.

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Survival Skills

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== Headline text ==
Survival Skills

Survival Skills is the seventy-ninth video in the Lonelygirl15 video series.