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It's Not Kidnapping

2007-05-10T04:06:51Z

67.183.18.130: changed "contains yet another" to "contains another"

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| caption = Don't worry, we're here to take you to Six Flags!
| blogger = Bree
| date = May 7th, 2007
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| length = 1:39
| description = Julia's folder had her address inside. We went over to her house and she was there. Good thing her parents weren't.
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'''It's Not Kidnapping''' is the one hundred eighty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

(''Jonas and Bree stand peeking over a cement wall at Jules's backyard. Jules is outside, messing with papers and folders.'')

'''Jonas:''' Bree, this is crazy, all right? We can't just go and grab this girl. That is nuts.

'''Bree:''' That's exactly what we're going to do. Daniel--

'''Jonas:''' (''addressing the camera'') I really think they're going to go through with this. This is f--ing ridiculous! What are we gonna do, are we gonna walk in there and be like "Hi! We're here to take you to Six Flags, little girl. But first we wanna tie you up".

'''Bree:''' What's the worst that could happen?

'''Jonas:''' (''to Bree'') I dunno, uh maybe we get shot and we go to jail? (''to Daniel'') Look man, you're supposed to be the voice of reason here. Tell her that this is ridiculous. (''to the camera'') It's Texas, so maybe we could tell her we were taking her to the rodeo, and "Guess what, you're part of it! That's right, we're gonna hog-tie ya." Look at them, look at how excited they are. They love this stuff.

(''Inside Jules's house, Daniel has picked Jules up and is now attempting to force her to come with him.'')

'''Jules:''' (''shrieking'') Get off! I don't know who you are! Get off me! (''Daniel covers her mouth with his hand, and she continues to shriek in terror behind it.'')

'''Daniel:''' I'm gonna-- Calm down! Help me out!

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, this is ridicu-- put her down!!

(''Cut to Daniel and Jules. Jules sits on the floor by the couch, crying, while Daniel bends down to talk to her.'')

'''Jules:''' Get off! Stop! Stop!

'''Daniel:''' Calm down, calm down.

'''Jonas:''' This is crazy, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Look, listen to me. I know you're scared, I know you're scared and I'm not here to hurt you, I promise. I don't want to gag you, I just need you to be quiet and listen.

(''Cut to Daniel tying Jules's arms together with rope.'')

'''Daniel:''' What do you want to do?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know, but I don't want to kidnap a little girl. And not in Texas, of all places!

'''Daniel:''' Would you quit saying "kidnapping"?

'''Jonas:''' They hang people here!

'''Daniel:''' Dude, quit saying "kidnapping". It's not kidnapping.

(''Cut to Bree and Jonas standing on Jules's patio.'')

'''Bree:''' I know, I know, I know. It seems wrong, and legally, it is a little bit wrong, but we are helping her in the long run.

(''Cut to Daniel, outside, addressing the camera. Jules lays on the floor inside a sliding glass door, tied up and looking terrified.'')

'''Daniel:''' This did not go as planned. I feel horrible. (''He glances back at Jules.'')

'''Jules:''' (''bangs on the window and screams'') Help! HELP!

'''Daniel:''' She hates us, I don't blame her, 'cause she's scared. Jonas is pissed, he's not on board, and I know Bree seems like she's cold and calculating, but... she's right. I don't think you can understand it unless you've lived it.

(''Cut to Jonas standing outside his car door. It is obvious that Jules is inside the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''to Jules'') I'm sorry. (''He slams the door shut and then turns to Bree.'') How is this going to end well, Bree? How's this going to end? With us in jail.

==Notes==
[[Image:0187-PhotoOnWall.jpg|thumb|right|Julia's parents in the framed photo?]]
*At 0:42, we can see a framed photograph of a couple on the wall. It is possible that they are Julia's parents.

*This video contains another attempt by [[BDJ]] to try to justify a [[Crime Report|criminal act]]. Bree has posted in the youtube comments that she does not believe their actions were illegal: "This isn't illegal. We are helping her so she doesn't have to do the ceremony!!! Sometimes drastic times call for drastic measures." However, "drastic times" is not a legal defense to kidnapping, though it may be argued as a mitigating factor at a sentencing hearing.

*This is the first video in several weeks to be posted on the main site and [[YouTube]] within a matter of hours and not days.

*From 1:05 to 1:31, a [[helicopter]] can seemingly be heard in the background. However, as this part of the video takes place in a residential neighborhood, it could just be someone mowing their lawn.

*This video confirms that the actress playing Jules (in the canon videos) is the same as in her personal vlogs. The identity of this actress still remains a mystery.

Talk:It's Not Kidnapping

2007-05-08T04:00:47Z

67.183.18.130: incomplete

incomplete!! OH NO!

Talk:3-2-1 Contact

2007-04-22T02:07:13Z

67.183.18.130: Needs Work

== Needs Work ==

VERY vague description. Calling card? What? This needs work, unfortunatley I have not seen this video or understand it (which is why i went to this page). Anyone who can help?

Talk:Lonelygirl15 cameos

2007-04-22T02:02:58Z

67.183.18.130: Added the "Other People Missing" Section

i googled around, and it looks like ppl usually say "the role of ___" w/o the role being in quotes. so i'm changing that.--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 02:04, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

== Photos ==

Can we/should we get photos of these people from imdb? Or will screenshots be better? Some of these people have some great publicity photos! [http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/Nicholas_Aaron/ Nicholas], [http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/2172697/HH/2172697/iid_1025238.jpg Jason],
[http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/2357052/HH/2357052/iid_1142760.jpg Misi], [http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/1971966/HH/1971966/iid_1176328.jpg Raegan], [http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/1278831/HH/1278831/iid_893236.jpg Sal] <span style="color:Blue">'''''-BRUCKER [[Image:EyeBlueSmall.jpg]] ([[User:Brucker|Home]]/[[User talk:Brucker|Talk]]/[[Special:Contributions/Brucker|Contribs]])'''''</span> 16:41, 16 March 2007 (CDT)

== Other People We're Missing? ==

Doesn't Katherine McPhee play a cameo role? There must be others as well that we are leaving out- the watchers, Bree's dad, etc...

Talk:Beach Bum

2007-03-11T22:29:53Z

67.183.18.130: /* Notes Section */

==Notes Section==
:Okay, I'm not going to change anything yet, but seriously, the Notes Section is getting just a TAD TOO speculative. IMO, Notes are factual, or pretty darn close to it.

:The people plugging in these notes for this particular video are reading perhaps a little too much into them without sufficient evidence.

:If there IS anything "foreshadowing" in this Vlog, let the next video take place so we can confirm.

:Leave speculation in the forums, if you please (again, I'm not changing anything YET).

:What does everyone else say? --[[User:Phoenician|Phoenician]], 8 March 2007

::I agree. The notes have gotten too speculative. I think the notes should explain references, goofs, past and present plot tie-ins, etc. but stuff like "Possibly there is potential plot foreshadowing" should really stick to forum threads. --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 21:34, 8 March 2007 (CST)

Personally I like reading the speculative notes, I find them interesting. I'd be for keeping them, but I can see how they could become just what one fan thinks instead of many, which has a bit more weight.
:I like the speculation, but it's place is not in the notes. I'd like to see it in the discussion, rather than on the article [[User:Anto687|Anto]] 06:42, 9 March 2007 (CST)

::Okay, something bad DID happen (apparently, Jonas and Bree can't break in anywhere without the Beast) -- but still . . . those notes were too speculative to BE notes. --[[User:Phoenician|Phoenician]], 10:33 PM, 9 March 2007 (MT)

Agree fair enough to have them in the discussion - that way they are still there without coming under notes. Sounds good to me...

I agree with the notes, but about something different. The picture in the corner looks all messed up, i think it may need replacing? I just dont know how.

Flesh Wound

2007-03-11T22:25:13Z

67.183.18.130: Changes NZ to New Zealand

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| caption = Tis but a scratch...
| blogger = Bree
| date = March 9th, 2007
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'''Flesh Wound''' is the one hundred forty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Jonas]] cuts his hand and needs to go to the hospital.

==Transcript==

(''Daniel running with camera to the bathroom where Jonas and Bree are yelling.'')

'''Daniel:''' What the hell is goin'-- oh my g--what did you do?

'''Jonas:''' I fucking cut my hand man.

'''Bree:''' Oh god. I don't know what to--

'''Jonas:''' Just, just... wash it off or somethin' I don't-- Look, I gotta go to the hospital.

'''Bree:''' No! We are not going to the hospital, that is out of the question--

'''Jonas:''' Please?

'''Bree:''' --they're going to find us in like ten minutes if we go to the hospital.

'''Daniel:''' What the hell? No, we are taking him to hospital he's got a fucking hole in his hand.

'''Bree:''' (''Stammering'') No, I can... I can fix it. I can... I can stitch it up, I'm sorry! I can stitch it...

'''Jonas:''' Ow, ow... no, I'm going to the hospital!

'''Daniel:''' You can't stitch it. What are you talking about? I think he's right.

'''Jonas:''' Somebody take me to the hospital, please.

'''Daniel:''' He's right, we need to take him.

'''Bree:''' I can fix this. I can fix it... I can, I can...

'''Jonas:''' We're going!

'''Daniel:''' Sorry man, I didn't mean to. He's right.

(''Cut scene to Bree holding Jonas's injured hand in the back seat of the vehicle while Daniel drives.'')

'''Bree:''' Okay, no, look Jonas, I'm just trying to help you, okay? I'm trying to help you.

'''Jonas:''' No, you're not. Would you just-- if you were trying to help me you would just shut up and we could just go to the hospital.

'''Bree:''' But I can, I can fix this! I- I mean, there's a first-aid kit--

(''Jonas moans in agony'')

'''Jonas:''' How are you going to fix it and stitch it up? You're not a doctor Bree and this could get infected.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, how'd you do that anyways!? Wh-What the hell were you doing?

'''Jonas:''' I was trying to break into my aunt's office and a fuckin' screwdriver went right through my hand.

'''Bree:''' I know this is a bad time but they will find us if we go there; within an hour.

'''Jonas:''' They're--

'''Daniel:''' Bree, you really think that's gonna happen?

'''Jonas:''' Ow!

'''Bree:''' Yes.

'''Jonas:''' Don't squeeze it so hard. They're not gonna--

'''Bree:''' I have to put pressure on it.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me. They're not going to find us, alright? I--trust me. I will go by myself. Drop me off and I will go by myself!

(''Daniel says something; overlapping Jonas.'')

'''Bree:''' You're not going to walk, no. (''Sigh'')

'''Daniel:''' Nobody's walking dude, just chill. I'm gettin' ya there.

(''Jonas inhales deeply through his teeth. Cut scene to Bree up against a salmon colored wall outside.'')

'''Bree:''' Okay, so... we reached a compromise and... took Jonas to a vet. We put Jonas down as "Fido." He's not too happy. I don't know... I just thought that it would be safer than a hospital because they couldn't track our names. You know? So anyway, "Fido" and Daniel are inside getting Jonas's hand fixed. I don't...mean to be rude or uncompromising but, I just, I know what I'm doing sometimes and I know! I know. I made mistakes. I really do care about Jonas. I do. I just thought that... I could help him. I mean, I think I could've fixed him, maybe. I don't know. I just keep messin' up.

==Notes==

* Veterinarians (D.V.M.) are not certified to give medical advice to humans. A vet would likely refer a human to the nearest hospital.
* Bree's (Jessica's) New Zealand accent is heard again in this piece when she says "I don't mean to be ''rude''"
* Given the characters' penchant for movie references, the title of the video is a possible reference to ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail''. In the film, King Arthur battles with the Black Knight and ends up cutting off the knight's arm. The knight, after first denying that his arm is gone, then declares it "just a flesh wound" and attempts to continue fighting.

Aunt Alex

2007-03-11T22:22:16Z

67.183.18.130: Added a note. "Many fans find it odd that Jonas is driving..."

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| number = 0151
| image = Jonasaunt.JPG
| caption = If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = March 11th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=205 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = We just got back from picking up Jonas' Aunt Alex from the airport. -Daniel
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| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
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:''This page is about the video 'Aunt Alex'. For the page on Jonas's aunt, see [[Alex]].''

'''Aunt Alex''' is the one hundred fifty-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel and Jonas are in a car driving.'')

'''Daniel:''' Well, Bree left.

'''Jonas:''' (''softly'') See ya.

'''Daniel:''' So, anyways, we're on our way to the airport right now to pick up Jonas's aunt. And, uh, Bree decided to go hang out with Tachyon. Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason she left though, to hang out with Tachyon. You think? Yeah maybe? Just.. (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Tell everyone out here what you asked her before she left.

'''Jonas:''' No, that was just a thing. I'm not gonna--

'''Daniel:''' No, tell us. It was a, a joke right?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, of course it was a joke.

'''Daniel:''' Well, then tell us.

'''Jonas:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' Why, why not? You think it was just a little bit messed up?

'''Jonas:''' Ok, ok, I'll tell you.

'''Daniel:''' All right, cool.

'''Jonas:''' It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing that my mom used to tell me. She would say, Jonas, would you rather, uh, be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am. And she'd say, are you sure that's possible? (''Daniel laughs.'') See, innocent.

'''Daniel:''' Well, let's put it like this (''Daniel turns the camera towards himself.''). He said that to Bree. Bree, like as in the brain child, Bree. (''in a high pitched voice'') I'm so smart Bree. (''normally'') Yeah, Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up. What do you think they're doing? (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' Talking about ways to kill me. (''Daniel laughs''). Oh, listen, uh, before we pick up my aunt, uh...I don't know how kosher she's gonna be with the whole B&E I pulled in her office thing today.

'''Daniel:''' Are you serious?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah....

'''Daniel:''' Now he tells us.

'''Jonas:''' It'll be fine. It's--I'm pretty sure.

'''Daniel:''' You sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? (''laughs'') Are you gonna tell her about the stuff you found?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know.

'''Daniel:''' How do you tell her without telling her that you broke into her office?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, good point.

'''Daniel:''' What are you gonna tell her about your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Ah, I don't think I'm gonna--

'''Daniel:''' It's a conundrum.

'''Jonas:''' Yes, Danielson, it is a conundrum. (''Daniel laughs.'')

'''Daniel:''' She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, remarry?

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' What, dude?

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me.

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying anything.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me, do not hit--

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying--All I'm saying is--

'''Jonas:''' Do not hit on my aunt. If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.

(''Jonas's aunt gets in the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' All right.

'''Daniel:''' All right.

'''Jonas:''' Say hi to the camera.

'''Alex:''' Hi.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe, maybe tell us a little something about Rome.

'''Alex:''' Is he serious?

'''Jonas:''' Mmhmm, but just ignore him.

'''Daniel:''' Whatever, dude.

'''Alex:''' Oh my God, what happened to your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Oh, um, nothing, I just, I, I cut it in the kitchen I was making salad--

'''Alex:''' Are you ok?

'''Jonas:''' It's a long story. Yeah, I'm good though.

'''Alex:''' Don't get near knives.

'''Daniel:''' So--

'''Alex:''' I've been telling you that since you were ten.

'''Daniel:''' Do you have a boyfriend. (''Alex laughs'')

'''Jonas:''' Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Well, I'm just wondering.

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, you wanna walk?

'''Alex:''' I...

'''Jonas:''' Do you want to walk?

'''Alex:''' ...don't have time for a boyfriend.

'''Daniel:''' You don't have time for a boyfriend?

'''Alex:''' No... sorry.

'''Jonas:''' Just take it easy.

'''Daniel:''' I'm being nice.

'''Jonas:''' Play it cool.

'''Alex:''' It's ok.

'''Daniel:''' I'm totally cool, ask her. I'm cool right? (''Alex nods.'') See, she thinks I'm cool. (''Jonas shakes his head.'')

==Notes==
*[[Alex|Jonas's aunt]]'s identity has caused much detective work, and although Amy Aitken, Kim Argetsinger, and a woman named Leigh were all singled out as possibilities, it was finally revealed that [[Bitsie Tulloch]] is the actress playing Aunt Alex.
*B&E refers to Breaking and Entering, a crime which involves breaking into a property and then entering. The term was popularized by the comedian Dane Cook.
*''Landmark NuWilshire Theatre'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=1314+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90403&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.426353,59.765625&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.026948,-118.489673&spn=0.00802,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Living Torah Center'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&q=living+torah+center&near=santa+monica,+ca&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=34.027695,-118.48918&spn=0.016041,0.029182&om=1&iwloc=A], ''Farrah's Florist'' [http://www.google.com/maps?q=1032+Wilshire+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90401&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.024796,-118.492334&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Banner Carpets & Drapes'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] and ''Toyota Santa Monica'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] (in that order) and can be seen in the background. All are located in Santa Monica, California.
*Many fans find it odd that [[Jonas]] is driving when shortly before he was taking pain killers in the video [[My Hand Hurts]].

Truth Or Dare

2007-02-21T23:44:25Z

67.183.18.130: Changed "Do you guys film everything??" to "Do you guys film everything?"

{{Blog3
| name = Truth Or Dare
| number = 0118
| image = Pokergirls.jpg
| caption = Let's play some POKER!
| blogger = Bree
| date = January 19th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=154 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = Daniel was bummed out and ran off to the bowling alley by himself. Jonas had to pick him up and he came back with some random girl. I'm sorry you're upset Daniel... but we still managed to have fun :)
| tags = [[LG15]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[daniel]] [[danielbeast]] [[jonas]] [[jonastko]] [[pins]] [[and]] [[pints]] [[bowling]] [[alley]] [[drunk]] [[wasted]] [[hammered]] [[friend]] [[puppy]]


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Kevin Schlanser and Miles Beckett
| song = Over It by [[Katharine McPhee]]


| character1 = Bree
| actor1 = Jessica Lee Rose
| character2 = Truth Or Dare{{!}}Random Girl
| actor2 = Katharine McPhee
| character3 = Daniel
| actor3 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
| character4 = Jonas
| actor4 = Jackson Davis
| Previous = Daniel’s A Liar
| Next = Hungover
}}
'''Truth Or Dare''' is the one hundred eighteenth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. This is the first video featuring a guest star ([[Katharine McPhee]]), in which [[Daniel]] gets wasted and must be watched all night by [[Bree]], [[Jonas]], and a "new friend."

==Transcript==
(''It's late at night, and Jonas is sitting in his car.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, uh, so here I am at Pins and Pints. It's, uh, it's a bowling alley. It's kind of like the local hang-outs where everyone from town chills. So why am I here? I'm here because I was sleeping and I get this phone call from some girl who says that Daniel gave her my number and apparently he's in there just... drunk, I mean rip-roaring drunk is what this girl said. And she's supposed to be bringing him out, but, I dunno, it's been like five, ten minutes, so we're waiting.

(''Cut to Daniel staggering out of the bowling alley. He mutters "you doing good?" drunkenly at the pretty girl helping him out. She gives him a thumbs up and they keep walking.'')

'''Jonas:''' He's gonna, look, he's gonna walk right by. Hey! Beast!

(''Daniel turns and points drunkenly at Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' There he is.

'''Daniel:''' Hey!

'''Jonas:''' How you doin'?

'''Daniel:''' (''reeling back and forth'') You okay?

'''Jonas:''' (''to girl'') Hi.

'''Girl:''' Hi. (''She waves awkwardly.'')

'''Daniel:''' Let's get a [[Orange Slurpee|Slurpee]].

(''Cut to Jonas's house, Jonas is carrying Daniel to his bed as he mutters mostly incoherently.'')

'''Jonas:''' Almost there... (''Daniel almost stumbles into Jonas's guitar'') Nope! Not the guitar, not the guitar. (''to camera'') Tell me you're getting this!

'''Girl:''' (''Now holding the camera'') I got it.

'''Jonas:''' Tell me you're getting--!

(''Daniel crashes into the bed, burying his face in the blankets.'')

'''Jonas:''' How you feeling there?

'''Daniel:''' (''Face-down, muttering, he puts out his hand behind him towards Jonas'') Mmm, high five!

'''Jonas:''' Y-yeah, okay.

'''Girl:''' (''laughing'') Oh my gosh!

'''Jonas:''' High five. (''Jonas slaps Daniel's hand a couple times.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''to girl, with arm raised'') Come on, high five. (''she slaps his hand'')

'''Jonas:''' He's big on the high fives.

'''Girl:''' Yeah...

(''Cut to Jonas on the other side of the bed, holding a [[Daniel's puppy|stuffed dog]].'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey beast, is this your puppy? Do you need your puppy? (''Jonas plays with the puppy by Daniel's face, and Daniel pushes him away.'')

(''Bree walks through the door.'')

'''Bree:''' What's going on? What's wrong with Daniel? (''to camera, which girl is still holding'') Hi...who are you?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, we're just, uh, you know, keeping an eye on him because we don't want him to pull a Jimi Hendrix on us. You know what I mean.

'''Bree:''' Ugh... Jonas, that's morbid. (''Bree is now sitting on the couch with girl.'')

'''Jonas:''' Oh, sorry. Oh! This is our new friend. Say hello, new friend.

'''Girl:''' Hello new friend. Do you guys film everything?

(''Cut to Jonas dealing cards.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, here we are at the Jonas's first annual Texas Hold 'Em Invitational Championship. You guys are going down. (''Jonas shows his hand to the camera.'') Down to Chinatown.

'''Bree:''' Actually, I happen to be a very good poker player. Thank you very much. (''Bree accidentally drops a card that she has to pick up off the floor.'')

(''Music plays and we see a clip of Girl, Bree, and Jonas playing poker using M&Ms and pretzel bites as poker chips. Jonas tries on a hat, Bree plays with her poker visor, and Girl is triumphant as she wins a hand. More scenes of the three of them hanging out, playing cards. Bree wins a hand and gets up to run around Jonas with her hands in the air.'')

'''Girl:''' Hey, where are all your parents?

'''Jonas:''' Oh, uh, actually it's just the three of us.

'''Girl:''' Oh. That's really cool. (''to Bree, who is holding the camera'') You know, you're so lucky, you get to live in this big house with these two... strapping young men.

(''Bree turns the camera to show Jonas picking his nose while Daniel drunkenly scratches his butt.'')

'''Bree:''' (''laughs'') Hmmm... not so much.

'''Girl:''' I, on the other hand, live with two dumb blondes and all they do is fight over the boys that they meet. You know I think boys are simple, you know? You must have these two wrapped around your little finger. (''winks at Bree as Bree chuckles'')

'''Jonas:''' Ah, don't get any ideas, Bree.

(''Cut to Bree making an innocent face for the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''zooming in on Daniel's face, who is sleeping with his stuffed puppy'') Alright, this is Beast update number one. (''checks Daniel's pulse'') Got a pulse. Sounds like he's still breathing. (''pokes Daniel's ear'') Boop. Boop. (''Daniel swats at Jonas's hand.'') Yeah, he's okay.

(''Cut to Girl'')

'''Jonas:''' That was good, that was good, do it again, though, for the camera because I want to shame Beast in the morning.

'''Girl:''' Well, Mr. Beast, you made quite a scene. First, you were yelling about how you were wronged by some girl, and then, you were basically spilling your heart to anybody who'd listen, which was...basically me.

'''Bree:''' What else did he say?

'''Girl:''' Some nonsense about...a secret order or...seers or like, watching or--watchers, or something? He had quite the imagination.

'''Bree:''' Hmm.

(''Cut to Jonas, standing by Daniel's bed'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, Beast update number two. Just take a look. (''Daniel is now lying on his back with the puppy tucked under his arm.'') Still breathing (''Daniel snores'') ...loudly.

(''Cut to Jonas'')

'''Jonas:''' Okay, now we're playing Truth or Dare. Well, actually -- we're (''indicating him and Girl'') playing Truth or Dare. Bree's kinda playing Truth or Truth? (''Bree makes a sheepish face'')

'''Jonas:''' (''camera on Bree'') Okay, so tell me, how do you really feel about Daniel?

'''Bree:''' Nooo, what Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' Come on, you have to, that's how the game works.

'''Girl:''' Jonas, leave her alone.

'''Bree:''' Not on camera.

'''Jonas:''' All right, so I've been dared to do something to Daniel. It's a little bit mean, but um, you know what? I think he deserves it for passing out on us. Sorry, Beast.

==Notes==
* The name of this episode and the fact that [[Katharine McPhee]] was guest starring was mentioned in an article by the Associated Press two days before the video was released. Some fans were upset by the spoiler.
* Interestingly, the name of McPhee's character is not revealed in this episode; she is referred to only as "new friend" and "random girl."
* This is the second-longest video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Only the video [[On The Run]] was longer.
* [[Image:JonasNecklace.jpg|thumb|right|Nice necklace.]]Jonas wears a cross necklace in this video, which had not been seen in the series prior to this. The necklace, along with the fact that Jonas [[Christmas Surprise | celebrated Christmas]] has led many to believe that Jonas is a Christian.
* When Jonas says Bree and the girl are "going down" in Texas Hold 'em, his hand is revealed to be a four and a seven of different suits. This is one of the worst hands possible. Statistically, the worst hand in Hold 'em poker is a two and a seven of different suits.
* When cards are shown on the table in the montage, the cards on the table are the 4 of hearts, 7 of clubs, 6 of clubs and 3 of clubs. That makes a total of 5 numbers shown(the 7 of clubs and 4 of hearts are the same one's in Jonas' hand shown earlier): 2, 4, 7, 6, 3.
* Some fans wondered how Daniel, who is under the legal drinking age, managed to get alcohol. In [[Hungover]] he mentions a fake ID which is now lost.
* On his MySpace account, [[Yousef Abu-Taleb]] said that he improvised the line about Slurpees as a shout-out to the many fans who are obsessed with [[Orange Slurpee]]s.
* Rock musician Jimi Hendrix supposedly asphyxiated to death from his own vomit after a night of heavy drinking mixed with a large number of sleeping pills. Not everyone believes this is the full story [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimi_Hendrix#Death].
* We find out what Jonas's dare was in Daniel's next video, [[Hungover]].
* This is the first appearance of [[Daniel's puppy]]
* The thumbnail that appears for this video on [[YouTube]] is a shot of Bree and the Random Girl that is only shown for a fraction of a second. This is a similar editing trick as was used for [[The Unthinkable Happened]].