Everybody Does It ;)

2007-06-13T12:13:08Z

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| description = Jonas, it's not that big of a deal, even if it was your first time. You need to come to grips with your feelings so we can get down to finding Bree.
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'''Everybody Does It''' is the two hundred eleventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Sarah stands in the kitchen, munching loudly on what appears to be some cereal.'')

'''Sarah:''' Hear that? That's my munching performance video. (''Sped up segment of Sarah eating more cereal'') I'm just kidding. This is not my munching performance video. That's next week. This is my... [[Relationships|love]] video. (''She bats her eyelashes and rolls her eyes.'') Love... love... love... please. Get over it, [[Jonas]]. Sometimes sex is... it's just sex. I have sex all the time, lots of different places. Lots of... fun different places. (''Cut to Sarah by the kitchen counter. She slams her hand down on it.'') Kitchen counter: (''brushing off chip crumbs'') no chips. Done it and fun. (''Cut to Sarah slamming her hand down on a table.'') Dining room table: done it, and fun. (''Cut to Sarah sitting on top of the washing machine.'') This is another fun place. Guess where I am. (''She jumps off and smacks the machine with her hand.'') Done the fun here too. Umm... and not with anyone else. (''She winks. Cut to Sarah standing in the bathroom with the shower running.'') Shower: done it, and always fun. (''She draws back the shower curtain.'') Got it? It's for fun. F... U... N. There's even some random study that says that animals do it for fun. The point is fun, not love. Here's the thing. The minute you attach a bunch of lame love feelings to sex, you really ruin all the fun. Worst case scenario: love leads to marriage, marriage is boring and totally bad for your health. Don't believe me? Ask my mom. Two other things can happen when you fall in love, and both suck. Either get your heart broken, or you can break someone else's heart. See? Both suck. Also, this [[Mr. Park Ranger|puppy dog crap]]? It's not helping us find [[Bree]]. I mean, you're just, you're so busy being all hurt that you're not of any use to us out there. We need you to think. We can't let the big, scary Order get Bree. So remember, (''cut to Sarah at the table'') whales, (''washing machine'') sheep, (''shower'') walruses, (''table'') giraffes, (''washing machine'') dolphins, it's for fun, Jonas. F... U... N.

==Notes==
*This is the first video that openly discusses sex.
*This video confirms that Bree and Jonas had sex.

Everybody Does It ;)

2007-06-13T12:12:02Z

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