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Who Are The FTO?

2008-02-24T21:22:32Z

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| date = February 22nd, 2008
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| length = 5:47
| description = Rupert works in mysterious ways but by God does he get the job done!
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==Transcript==
(''Steve is following Rupert Van Helden in the street''.)

'''Steve:''' Rupert, what we doing here?

'''Rupert:''' Today is a glorious day, Steven! Today is the day that we expose the FTO as frauds and we exonerate the [[Hymn of One]].

'''Steve:''' Here?

'''Rupert:''' That's right.

'''Steve:''' What's this place got to do with the FTO? (''Pans up to look at the building''.)

'''Rupert:''' Well, I had a Hymn of One member pretend to align themselves with the FTO, and in doing so, they were sloppy enough to let us pinpoint their HQ.

'''Steve:''' That's what this place is?

'''Rupert:''' That's right.

'''Steve:''' Say, what, uh, are we doing here?

'''Rupert:''' Well, we're gonna go say hello.

'''Steve:''' Are you kidding?! No, they'll kill us!

'''Rupert:''' I, uh... I think I'm gonna take my chances.

'''Steve:''' Uh... No, I'm- I'm not sure about this.

'''Rupert:''' Oh, come on, it'll be alright. You trust me, don't you?

'''Steve:''' Of course.

'''Rupert:''' Good. (''Nods toward the building''.) Let's go. (''Goes inside''.)

'''Steve:''' Okay.

(''Steve follows Rupert inside and up a flight of stairs''.)

'''Rupert:''' Here goes nothing.

'''Steve:''' Yeah...

(''Rupert rings a doorbell and waits for an answer. He is greeted by a woman''.)

'''Woman:''' Yeah?

'''Rupert:''' Hello there, ma'am. Um, we're friends of Jeffrey's. I was just wondering if we could have a quick word.

'''Woman:''' He's upstairs.

'''Rupert:''' Thank you so much.

(''Rupert and Steve follow the woman upstairs and continue up another set of stairs inside the flat''.)

'''Steve:''' What's going on?

'''Rupert:''' You'll see.

(''Ruperts walks up to a door that has numerous signs and pictures on it. He takes a deep breath, smiles at Steve, and enters. There is a young man on his laptop inside, who looks frightened when he sees them''.)

'''Jeffrey:''' Shit.

(''The camera pans to show another young man lying on the bed''.)

'''Rupert:''' (''Turning off the music''.) Boys, boys, boys. Calm down. I'm not gonna hurt you. (''Looks at the wall, which is covered with printouts from numerous videos''.) Contrary to what you, uh, apparently think, it's not really my game.

'''Jeffrey:''' What do you want?

'''Rupert:''' I want you to start telling the truth, Jeffrey.

'''Jeffrey:''' I don't know what you're talking about.

'''Rupert:''' I want you to admit, on camera, that this whole little crazy story about me being somehow involved in Kate's murder is nothing more than a fabrication of you and your little friend, Raymond.

(''The camera pans to Raymond sitting on the bed''.)

'''Jeffrey:''' I can't say something that's not true, can I?

'''Rupert:''' (''Laughs''.) Well I think you've proved your quite good at that, actually, Jeffrey.

'''Jeffrey:''' Well, I'm not saying anything. You did kill [[Kate]]. You killed her in some weird, freaky religious ritual.

'''Rupert:''' Mmhmm, mmhmm. And- And if you really believe what you're saying, then do you have any sort of proof that what you're saying is true?

'''Jeffrey:''' You've only got to look around, man. It's all over the net.

'''Rupert:''' See, that's very interesting that you say that, because I have been looking. And it seems that the only mention of this apparent ritual can all be traced back to the same IP address. (''The camera pans to Jeffrey and his laptop''.) No prize in for guessing where ''that's'' registered.

'''Jeffrey:''' You can't prove anything.

'''Rupert:''' Oh, but you see, I can. I really can. And ''you'' can't. So, just be a good little boy and tell us that you fabricated the whole thing.

'''Jeffrey:''' Never.

'''Rupert:''' You know, I was really hoping that I wasn't gonna have to do this... (''Moving to the other side of the room''.)

'''Raymond:''' (''Recoils''.) What are you doing?

'''Rupert:''' I'm not sure if you're aware of British defamation law and the case of Keith Williams v. Smith, but you will become intimately acquainted with it if you don't retract your last statements.

'''Jeffrey:''' What?

'''Rupert:''' Do you want to be sued for libel? Oh, that goes for you, too, Raymond.

'''Raymond:''' A-all right, man. It- No, it's all- it's all made up. there's nothing like the Hymn of One ritual; Rupert had nothing to do with Kate's murder.

'''Jeffrey:''' Raymond!

'''Raymond:''' What? I can't get sued; my mum'll kill me!

'''Rupert:''' Thank you. So, Jeffrey, you gonna tell us why you did it? Or should I call you mister Griffin?

(''The camera pans to show a framed picture of [[Dudley]] from [[The Message]]''.)

'''Rupert:''' Look, I'm really very, very sorry for what happened to your cousin Dudley and your [[Dr. William Griffin|uncle William]] (''The camera pans to show a picture of Dr. Griffin on the wall''.), but I assure you what happened has absolutely nothing to do with the Hymn of One. Your hatred's misplaced.

'''Jeffrey:''' What would you know about it?

'''Rupert:''' Well, I know that holding on to anger never solves anything. Maybe you should, uh, come down to the Hymn of One sometime. We can have a chat.

'''Jeffrey:''' Yeah, I don't think so.

'''Rupert:''' I understand. If you ever want to talk. (''Puts his hand on Jeffrey's back''.)

(''The camera zooms in on Jeffrey and pans over to Raymond''.)

'''Raymond:''' What?

'''Rupert:''' Come on, Steve.

(''Rupert and Steve head back outside''.)

'''Steve:''' Oh, g- (''Laughs''.) Oh, ''that'' was amazing! And what a couple of geeks ''they'' turned out to be!

'''Rupert:''' They were just a couple of mixed up kids. You know, grief makes people do stupid things.

'''Steve:''' Yeah, I suppose. Still, that was great! Uh, maybe people will finally get off the Hymn of One's back now.

'''Rupert:''' Uh... I'm afraid I don't think so. (''Laughs''.) Uh, anyway, look, I'm, uh, I'm really sorry we didn't get any information that might help you to find out who really did kill your friend.

'''Steve:''' Yeah. But at least people will know it wasn't you now.

'''Rupert:''' That's true. Well, look, Steve, it's been, uh, really delightful to meet you over these last few days. (''Shakes Steve's hand''.)

'''Steve:''' Oh. Uh, yeah. Likewise.

'''Rupert:''' But I'm afraid that, uh, I need to head back to America on official business. Tonight.

'''Steve:''' Oh.

'''Rupert:''' (''Laughs''.) It's okay. I'll be seeing you around.

'''Steve:''' Sure. (''Rupert walks away''.) Bye, Rupert!

'''Rupert:''' Fight the good fight, Steve!

'''Steve:''' I will! Bye!

==Notes==
*Rupert gets his case citation wrong in this video. The actual case name is Keith-Smith V. Williams, rather than Rupert's line "Keith-Williams V. Smith". The actual case awarded Michael Keith Smith, chairman of the Conservative Democratic Alliance £10,000 and court costs because statements accusing Keith-Smith of being a bigot and sexual crimes offender.
:*English Libel law has a history of being unfairly executed in violation of freedom of speech. The most famous example is the "McLibel" case, or McDonald's Restaurant v. Morris and Steel, when the famous fast-food chain claimed for £40,000 in damages as a result of alleged damages resulting from Morris and Steel distributing anti-McDonald's pamphlets. Even though the courts ruled in favor of McDonald's, the ruling was found by the European Court of Civil Rights to violate human rights for freedom of speech and right to a fair trial.
*Rupert does not mention the FTO by name to the boys, suggesting that the boys he interrogated were not the FTO but actually a couple of teenage bloggers.

Hot Tubbing

2008-02-23T00:20:09Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */ the obvious

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==Transcript==
(''Jennie is seen sitting in a hot tub holding a bottle of beer. A crash is heard off screen.'')

'''Jennie:''' Uh-oh. Party foul. (''shakes her finger and laughs'') It's kinda crazy in there. [[Sarah]] and [[Gina]] are playing beer pong and DJ [[Daniel]], the sober beast, is working the iPod (''laughs''). Actually, tonight's been pretty fun. I mean, with all the stuff that's happened the last few weeks, all the drama--Oh, Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' (''off screen'') Hi.

(''Jennie moves toward the camera on the side of the hot tub and turns it around to face Jonas, who is walking off the porch.'')

'''Jennie:''' You know we're having a party tonight, right?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, I- I know, I just uh--

'''Jennie:''' Yeah, but nothing.... Come have a beer with me.

'''Jonas:''' Really?

'''Jennie:''' Come on....

'''Jonas:''' Okay.

'''Jennie:''' (''whispering and slowly moving back from Jonas'') Why is it, do you think, that whenever he's drunk, I'm sober, and whenever I'm drunk.... (''normally'') Why is that, Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' (''laughs'') I'm sorry, why is what? I couldn't--

'''Jennie:''' (''setting the camera down on the side of the hot tub and moving back toward Jonas'') Why is it I never see you anymore? (''hands Jonas a beer'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, thanks for the... Listen, Jennie, um... I should have come to you, you know, and I should have said that--

'''Jennie:''' Yeah, you should've.

'''Jonas:''' It's just that... you know, after the things that I said to you and the things I said to everybody, it's easier to hide in your room--

'''Jennie:''' Jonas... (''shakes her head'')

'''Jonas:''' It's inexcusable, Jennie, the things I said.

'''Jennie:''' Jonas, stop. (''puts her hand on Jonas's shoulder'') I know. However, that doesn't mean that you're off the hook, you. (''playfully points at Jonas'')

'''Jonas:''' (''laughs'') No?

'''Jennie:''' No. You still gotta make it up to me.

'''Jonas:''' Okay...

'''Jennie:''' So quit your moping. Get in the jacuzzi.

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Jennie:''' Get in the jacuzzi.

'''Jonas:''' I would--Yeah, but I don't have a bathing suit here.

'''Jennie:''' Shut up.

'''Jonas:''' (''laughs'') Okay.

'''Jennie:''' Don't worry, I'll turn my eyes. (''turns toward the camera and away from Jonas'')

'''Jonas:''' Don't look. (''takes off his shirt'')

'''Jennie:''' Anyways, I wouldn't worry about it...

(''Jonas takes off his pants.'')

'''Jennie:''' ...cause you're not the only one that acted like kind of a retard last week.

'''Jonas:''' Oh yeah?

'''Jennie:''' Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' What do you mean by that?

'''Jennie:''' Well, I don't know.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, man. (''climbs into the hot tub in his underpants and falls, making a splash'')

(''Jonas and Jennie both laugh.'')

'''Jennie:''' Smooth, buddy.

'''Jonas:''' Maybe I shouldn't have another beer.

'''Jennie:''' Seriously though...

'''Jonas:''' What are you talking about?

'''Jennie:''' ...no, that [[A Woman's World|video]] that I posted, the one about you, that was kinda crazy.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, yeah.

'''Jennie:''' No, seriously, after I posted that I was like totally mortified. I mean, that's totally wasn't me.

'''Jonas:''' But, um, it sorta sounded like you. I'm just kidding. No, actually, Jennie, I thought it was pretty good, actually. In order to be that--to be that honest, it's hard for a lot of people to be like that. You know?

(''There's a long pause as the background music gets louder. Eventually they lean in and kiss. After a few seconds Jennie pulls back.'')

'''Jennie:''' Oh.

(''After a few seconds they begin kissing again, this time more passionately. When they stop Jennie turns toward the camera and starts moving toward it.'')

'''Jennie:''' Whoopsie.

==Notes==
* The characters are dinking [[beer]].
* Jonas and whats-her-face make out.

Attracted to Danger

2008-01-23T04:26:36Z

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| description = We're all together and chasing the only lead we have . . . the information from Ted McKinley. Jonas and Daniel will be at in San Francisco at Ghiradelli Square tomorrow at 4 pm. It would be great to see you all there!!!
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==Transcript==
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==Notes==
* This video suggests that Jennie has a crush on Jonas.
* Pissed is British slang for [[drunk]].

Am I A Criminal?

2008-01-21T03:02:45Z

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| description = Bad week . . good week. Bad week because Emma is in trouble and Jonas is a drunk. Good week because you guys helped us find McKinley's match.com password and we were able to access his account. Bad week because some of you started changing it and he probably freaked out and shut it down. Good week because when we were able to access it, we learned he was a caffeine junky and hung out at a Starbucks near his apartment. Bad week because I was planning on setting up a date with him and meeting him at the Buck, but his account went down before that could happen. Good week because Daniel and I were able to find the Starbucks near his apartment and canvass the area. Bad week because I only had heels with me.
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==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' So we're sitting across the street from [[Ted McKinley]]'s apartment. And after my [[Stay Strong|last video]], I went on McKinley's match.com profile and found a picture of him in front of his local Starbucks. So Sarah and I spent the morning going up and down this neighborhood looking at mailboxes.

'''Sarah:''' (''off camera'') I'm never wearing heels again.

'''Daniel:''' Anyways, (''points across the street'') that's it. McKinley, apartment one.

(''Daniel puts his hood up and begins to cross the street.'')

'''Sarah:''' Hey, what are you doing?

'''Daniel:''' What? I'm tired of waiting. Nobody's inside.

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, if you're gonna break into someone's house in the middle of the day, you probably don't want to dress like a cat burglar.

'''Daniel:''' Well, do you have a better idea?

(''Sarah hands the camera to Daniel.'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, if you're gonna B&E, you wanna bring the T&A.

'''Daniel:''' (''quietly'') Are you serious?

(''Daniel pans the camera down Sarah's body.'')

'''Sarah:''' Look at me, Daniel. Is there anything criminal about this? I don't think so. Be back in ten.

(''Sarah begins to walk toward the apartment.'')

'''Daniel:''' Wait, wait, wait. (''Sarah turns around and walks back.'') We need to see and hear everything you hear. Open your bag. (''puts a camera in Sarah's bag'') Here. Be careful.

'''Sarah:''' Okay. (''walks away'')

'''Daniel:''' I hate everything about this.

(''Cut to the camera view from Sarah's bag. Sarah walks up to Ted McKinley's door.'')

'''Sarah:''' Just in case, friendly neighbors always need to borrow a corkscrew. (''knocks on the door, pushes it open, and walks into the apartment'')

(''Cut to the Daniel's view from outside the apartment.'')

'''Daniel:''' Sarah's been inside for like three minutes now. (''Sarah waves to Daniel from inside.'') Oh shit.

(''The camera pans to Ted McKinley on the sidewalk returning home carrying a CVS bag. Daniel makes his way behind McKinley to the door. Cut to the view from Sarah's bag inside the apartment.'')

'''Ted:''' (''off camera'') Who the hell are you? (''Sarah turns toward him.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my--hi. I'm sorry...

'''Ted:''' This is my apartment.

'''Sarah:''' Right. Well, okay, I'm staying next door, in five. And the thing is my girlfriend left the door open and my cat got out, so I've been wandering around the complex for the last two hours trying to find it. (''Terry takes a six pack of Heineken Beer out of the CVS bag'') Ah, uh, God, I'm so sorry, and I saw the door was open--you left the door open--and, uh, so, yeah, um, I just kind of wandered in here praying to God Sniffles was here, and, uh, been looking around--I'm just ''so'' sorry.

'''Ted:''' It's okay. It's really okay. (''starts walking toward Sarah'') Hi, I'm Ted. (''they shake hands'')

(''Cut to Daniel's view.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm Kat.

'''Ted:''' Nice to meet you, Kat. (''hands Sarah a bottle of [[beer]]'')

'''Sarah:''' Thanks.

'''Ted:''' Let's take a look around.

'''Sarah:''' Okay.

(''They begin walking up the stairs.'')

'''Ted:''' Sniffles, sniffles.

(''Sarah motions Daniel to follow and he does.'')

'''Sarah:''' Silly out Sniffles.

'''Ted:''' Without Sniffles, we would have never met.

'''Sarah:''' Good old Sniffles.

'''Ted:''' I'm gonna have this whole place redone. I've put so much money into the roof deck. It's going to be amazing when I'm done.

'''Sarah:''' I bet.

('''Daniel enters a room containing boxes marked "Verdus".'')

'''Daniel:''' Jackpot.

(''Cut to the view from Sarah's bag.'')

'''Ted:''' On a clear day, you can see for miles.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, it's um... it's amazing.

'''Ted:''' Oh, I bought this place for the view.

(''Cut to Daniel going through the contents of the boxes. He pulls out a folder and puts it in his bag.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''quietly'') I'll definitely take that.

(''A phone goes off loudly.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh shit.

(''Cut to the view from Sarah's bag.'')

'''Ted:''' What's that? What the hell is going on?

'''Sarah:''' Ted, this is no...

(''Ted begins to run down the stairs. Cut to Daniel's view.'')

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, run! Run!

(''Daniel and Sarah run out of Ted's apartment and Ted is seen chasing after them.'')

==Notes==
*Daniel is seen with a [http://www.bwtvf.com www.bwtvf.com] bag, a site for one of Canada's most important media events. [[Greg Goodfried]] spoke there in 2007.
*The title of the video is similar to Jennie's [[Am I A Murderer?]]
*Ted gives Sarah a beer, but they are not seen [[drinking]].
*This is the longest description for a lonelygirl15 video ever.
*B&E is an abbreviation for breaking and entering, while T&A is an abbreviation for "Tits and Ass."

Am I A Criminal?

2008-01-21T03:01:16Z

66.194.72.243: /* Transcript */ beer, anyone?

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==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' So we're sitting across the street from [[Ted McKinley]]'s apartment. And after my [[Stay Strong|last video]], I went on McKinley's match.com profile and found a picture of him in front of his local Starbucks. So Sarah and I spent the morning going up and down this neighborhood looking at mailboxes.

'''Sarah:''' (''off camera'') I'm never wearing heels again.

'''Daniel:''' Anyways, (''points across the street'') that's it. McKinley, apartment one.

(''Daniel puts his hood up and begins to cross the street.'')

'''Sarah:''' Hey, what are you doing?

'''Daniel:''' What? I'm tired of waiting. Nobody's inside.

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, if you're gonna break into someone's house in the middle of the day, you probably don't want to dress like a cat burglar.

'''Daniel:''' Well, do you have a better idea?

(''Sarah hands the camera to Daniel.'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, if you're gonna B&E, you wanna bring the T&A.

'''Daniel:''' (''quietly'') Are you serious?

(''Daniel pans the camera down Sarah's body.'')

'''Sarah:''' Look at me, Daniel. Is there anything criminal about this? I don't think so. Be back in ten.

(''Sarah begins to walk toward the apartment.'')

'''Daniel:''' Wait, wait, wait. (''Sarah turns around and walks back.'') We need to see and hear everything you hear. Open your bag. (''puts a camera in Sarah's bag'') Here. Be careful.

'''Sarah:''' Okay. (''walks away'')

'''Daniel:''' I hate everything about this.

(''Cut to the camera view from Sarah's bag. Sarah walks up to Ted McKinley's door.'')

'''Sarah:''' Just in case, friendly neighbors always need to borrow a corkscrew. (''knocks on the door, pushes it open, and walks into the apartment'')

(''Cut to the Daniel's view from outside the apartment.'')

'''Daniel:''' Sarah's been inside for like three minutes now. (''Sarah waves to Daniel from inside.'') Oh shit.

(''The camera pans to Ted McKinley on the sidewalk returning home carrying a CVS bag. Daniel makes his way behind McKinley to the door. Cut to the view from Sarah's bag inside the apartment.'')

'''Ted:''' (''off camera'') Who the hell are you? (''Sarah turns toward him.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my--hi. I'm sorry...

'''Ted:''' This is my apartment.

'''Sarah:''' Right. Well, okay, I'm staying next door, in five. And the thing is my girlfriend left the door open and my cat got out, so I've been wandering around the complex for the last two hours trying to find it. (''Terry takes a six pack of Heineken Beer out of the CVS bag'') Ah, uh, God, I'm so sorry, and I saw the door was open--you left the door open--and, uh, so, yeah, um, I just kind of wandered in here praying to God Sniffles was here, and, uh, been looking around--I'm just ''so'' sorry.

'''Ted:''' It's okay. It's really okay. (''starts walking toward Sarah'') Hi, I'm Ted. (''they shake hands'')

(''Cut to Daniel's view.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm Kat.

'''Ted:''' Nice to meet you, Kat. (''hands Sarah a bottle'')

'''Sarah:''' Thanks.

'''Ted:''' Let's take a look around.

'''Sarah:''' Okay.

(''They begin walking up the stairs.'')

'''Ted:''' Sniffles, sniffles.

(''Sarah motions Daniel to follow and he does.'')

'''Sarah:''' Silly out Sniffles.

'''Ted:''' Without Sniffles, we would have never met.

'''Sarah:''' Good old Sniffles.

'''Ted:''' I'm gonna have this whole place redone. I've put so much money into the roof deck. It's going to be amazing when I'm done.

'''Sarah:''' I bet.

('''Daniel enters a room containing boxes marked "Verdus".'')

'''Daniel:''' Jackpot.

(''Cut to the view from Sarah's bag.'')

'''Ted:''' On a clear day, you can see for miles.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, it's um... it's amazing.

'''Ted:''' Oh, I bought this place for the view.

(''Cut to Daniel going through the contents of the boxes. He pulls out a folder and puts it in his bag.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''quietly'') I'll definitely take that.

(''A phone goes off loudly.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh shit.

(''Cut to the view from Sarah's bag.'')

'''Ted:''' What's that? What the hell is going on?

'''Sarah:''' Ted, this is no...

(''Ted begins to run down the stairs. Cut to Daniel's view.'')

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, run! Run!

(''Daniel and Sarah run out of Ted's apartment and Ted is seen chasing after them.'')

==Notes==
*Daniel is seen with a [http://www.bwtvf.com www.bwtvf.com] bag, a site for one of Canada's most important media events. [[Greg Goodfried]] spoke there in 2007.
*The title of the video is similar to Jennie's [[Am I A Murderer?]]
*Ted gives Sarah a beer, but they are not seen [[drinking]].
*This is the longest description for a lonelygirl15 video ever.
*B&E is an abbreviation for breaking and entering, while T&A is an abbreviation for "Tits and Ass."

Am I A Criminal?

2008-01-20T04:24:05Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */

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==Transcript==
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==Notes==
*Daniel is seen with a www.bwtvf.com bag, a site for a college film festival
*The title of the video is similar to Jennie's [[Am I A Murderer?]]
*Ted gives Sarah a beer, but they are not seen to be [[drinking]].

Beer Bath

2008-01-20T04:14:18Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */

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==Transcript==
'''Jonas:''' Oh man. (''sighs'') I saw [[Dr. Calvin Hart|Dr. Hart]]'s video last night. I saw Emma, and uh, then I went out and I got shit-faced. I don't remember the video that you're about to see, but, uh, you know, I think it pretty much says it all. And, um, well, [[Daniel]] and [[Sarah]], [[Jennie]] and I will see you guys tomorrow.

(''Cut to Jonas in the bathroom wearing only a pair of gray boxer briefs. There are around a dozen beer cans sitting on and by the bathtub.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''stumbling into frame holding a beer can'') Oh, hehe. (''points at the camera and stars singing'') ''The red light, the red light, Roxanne...'' (''sits in the bathtub'') Ow. (''takes a sip of beer'') Just what the doctor ordered. (''leans toward the camera knocking a beer can off the tub'') No, no, no, no. Want a job done? (''gets out of the tub knocking more beer cans down'') You gotta do it yourself. (''moves the camera closer to the tub and gets back in'') Rub-a-dub-dub. Okay. (''opens a beer can which foams all over him, then laughs and takes a sip'') Okay. (''sets the beer can down and picks another one up'') Welcome to everybody's favorite game: "How stupid is Jonas?" (''points at himself'') Me. Okay. (''takes a sip of beer'') So, okay, I just want to say to everybody, I want to introduce the contestants for today. And the contestants is everybody, (''points at the camera'') you. Everybody at home. (''waves'') Hi. So, let's just give a loud round of applause to all the contestants at home, everybody at their computers. (''claps and pretends to yell for a bit'') ''People at their computers, people at their computers. Shhh. Shhh. Okay. Shhh.'' Let's just get the game started. Let's just get the games started. Let's do the first question. (''sets his beer can down and picks up another one, taking a sip from it'') Okay, okay. When Jonas, (''points at himself'') me, was, uh, ambushed by Dr. Hart, and Dr. Hart knew his name and where he lived, Jonas was a) very suspicious, b) a little bit concerned, or c) totally fucking clueless! (''raises his arms'') Whoo! Aha! Now, think hard everybody, think hard. Your answer? (''puts his hand behind his hear as if listening for the viewer's answer'') That's right, that's right. Totally fucking clueless! (''pretends to yell again'') Shhh. Shhh. It's just the first question; it's always the easiest. Okay, we're moving to round two. We're moving to round two, (''opens another beer can'') where the questions get harder and the points double (''sips the beer as it foams over'') I wish it would stop doing that. Okay, (''sets the beer can down'') question number two. When Dr. Hart just so happened to have a videotape of himself arguing with [[Ted McKinley]] (''picks up a beer can'') about the Hart study, Jonas was a) very suspicious, b) a little concerned, or c) totally fucking clueless! (''raises his arms'') Woohoo! Haha! That's right, c, c for clueless! (''taps his head'') Clueless, woo! (''pretends to yell again'') Shhh. Shhh. We gotta go to the third round, people. (''opens another beer can and takes a sip'') Question number three: when Dr. Hart spent well over three hours at the [[Verdus Pharmaceuticals]] with me and my sister, and then he eluded (''counts with his fingers in a singsong voice'') one, two, three, four, five... five armed security guards, five armed security guards with a vial of apple juice, (''laughs'') of... Jonas was (''puts his head down over the side of the tub then lifts it back up'') clueless! Clueless. So, that's correct. I hope everybody was keeping score and we have our winners. Hey, okay, let's tell, hey, let's tell them what they've won, Bob. Let's tell them what they've won. Everybody, let's tell them what they've lost. I want to tell them what they've lost. (''begins crying and breathing heavily'') Their sister. (''takes a long drink of beer'') Alright, that's our game. (''puts his hand up as if turning off the camera with a remote control'') ''Boop.'' Oh yeah, one more thing. Daniel, I don't give a shit about [[Gina]] or Dr. Hart, or Verdus Pharmaceuticals. I just want my sister back. (''leans back in the tub'') I just want my sister back. (''puts his head down'')

==Notes==
*One of the tags on Youtube was misspelled as "jonaskto" when this video was uploaded.
*At 7 minutes 55 seconds in length, this is the longest ever lonelygirl15 video to date.
*Jonas is [[drinking]] Miller Genuine Draft beer. It has a volume of 4.7% alcohol.
*The song that Jonas is singing in the beginning of his drunken video is Roxanne by The Police.
*Upon original viewing, a handful of viewers claimed to have seen a [[Watcher]] tattoo on Jonas' leg. Upon further investigating, those reports are inconclusive.
* This video is somewhat like the David Hasslehoff drunk video. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sewJsKQDp4]

Beer Bath

2008-01-20T04:06:07Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */

I Miss You...

2008-01-17T08:46:59Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */

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(''The camera is looking at the door in [[Kate]]'s room. It slowly pans to the empty bed.'')

'''Charlie:''' They've gone now. The police have taken all the bedding. Nothing else. I guess it's pretty much all that's left.

(''Charlie sits down on the bed in front of the camera''.)

I miss you, Kate. Um... I'm so sorry I w-wasn't here, and I don't even know if I should be... saying this, I don't-... But we wanted to... all of us... wanted to... um, say something to you. All of us who loved you wanted to leave you a message; a la- a last message.

Um... I'm sorry I wasn't here, and I'd give ''anything'' to have one more day with you. You know, you lit this place up, and you made me feel warm, and you lit me up, and... How could someone take you away from us? Someone so precious; someone that we ''loved''? Um...

You used to think my sangas were disgusting and I would go so mental at you when you'd touch all my stuff, and now I just wish that you were here with me. You'd tell me-- You'd tell me that I did the right thing coming back. You would tell me that it was okay that (''Begins to cry''.) pretending to be [[Kim]]'s aunt was so hard. [[Rose (character)|Rose]] is her mum now, not me, but you would tell me it was gonna be okay.

(''Charlie hugs Kate's jacket as she cries''.)

You- You were so happy... When we were in [[Devon]] last summer before you went away with [[Michelle Clore]], you were so happy away from ''everything''. And y-you couldn't sleep then; you couldn't sleep. (''Sobs''.) And now you can sleep. You can sleep, Kate. Goodnight, Kate; I miss you so much.

==Notes==
*This video appears to confirm that it was Kate who died, although there is speculation that Kate faked her death to escape [[the Order]].
*Both the lonelygirl15 and KateModern series have had their main character (at least, allegedly) die after one season.
*Charlie tells of how Kate couldn't sleep just like Sarah in [[Can't Sleep... with Me]].

Talk:Free Love

2007-12-17T08:21:41Z

66.194.72.243:

nice caption! --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 23:27, 14 December 2007 (CST)
:For the record, it's called "Dragosta Din Tei" <.< And 'nu ma' is two words (in the original Romanian, anyways - 'Numa' is jibberish in English). --[[User:Fatal Gear|Fatal Gear]] 23:42, 14 December 2007 (CST)
::No one would get that but me and you though! XD --[[User:Demented Llama|Demented Llama]] 08:52, 15 December 2007 (CST)

I'd just like to say I saw Sarah's treachery coming a mile away. [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 17:56, 16 December 2007 (CST)
:Who said its treachery?? She merely is finding something deeper about herself. She's still quite aware that the HoO is fake and that the Order's behind it (says it herself in this vid). She's just walking a pretty fine line right now. --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 18:38, 16 December 2007 (CST)
:oh quit making corney excuses for her! = [[user:platypusrex256|platy]] dec 17

I'll Do Whatever It Takes

2007-12-13T18:33:36Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */ spoof not noteworthy

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==Transcript==
'''Mallory:''' [[Daniel]], I'm so sorry. (''Starts to cry''.) I c- I don't even know what to say right now. I just- I'm just so... sorry. I understand why you're not taking m-m-my calls, and why you don't want to talk to me, but... Please? Please? (''Sobs''.)

Daniel, I never slept with him or anything. I swear to you. Please believe me. It was just that one kiss. The one [[Hot for Teacher|you saw]]. And there was... And there was one other time. But that's it. I promise you. [[Professor DelMundo|Ray DelMundo]] means nothing to me. You- You mean ''everything'' to me. (''Sobs''.)

I never meant to hurt you, Daniel. I just- I have this problem where, for some reason, when something in my life goes perfect, I just do something to screw it up. And my life was perfect with you. I mean, you make me s-s-so h-happy. And I don't know w-why I did what I did. I mean, I- I think I need to see, like, a shrink or something. I r- I really do.

But I'm not speaking to Ray anymore. And I miss you so much. Please give me another chance.

(''Mallory paces around the room''.) You're probably not even gonna watch this. (''Grabs the camera and sits on the bed''.)

I've been thinking about it. About why I could do something so incredibly stupid to someone I care about so much. A lot of it has to do with my father. He was just- Nothing I ever did was good enough for him, you know? I mean, I got straight A's, I was head cheerleader, I didn't drink, I didn't do drugs... But he always found something to judge me for. Always. And when DelMundo was... Look, I'm not trying to make up excuses for myself, Daniel, I swear. I'm just- I'm just trying to figure this out.

I know a lot of you hate me right now. I understand. I hate what I did, too. Which is why I'm going to put this in your hands. You vote. And whatever the majority decides, I'll go with. So, if you think that Daniel shouldn't take me back, then I won't bother him any more. But if you think that he should take me back, please tell him.

Okay, so I set up a poll on the forum. (''Shrugs''.) "Yes" means Daniel should take me back. "No" means I walk away. Thanks.

==Notes==
* [http://lg15.com/lonelygirl15/forum/viewtopic.php?f=163&t=15282 Forum poll thread]
*This is the first time Mallory mentions her family history.

Rebound Action

2007-12-13T18:32:09Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */ prison shirt?

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==Transcript==
(''Shot of Daniel on grass.'')

(''Shot of a dark sky.'')

(''Living room, the rented house; Daniel is watching the previous video on his notebook.'')

'''[[Mallory]]:''' ''(from [[I’ll Do Whatever It Takes]])'' I don't even know what to say right now...I just-

(''Several shots of the living area of the house.'')

'''Mallory:''' ''(from I’ll Do Whatever It Takes)'' I'm just so... sorry.

(''Shots of Sarah's room, including a photo collage on the wall.'')

(''Shots of Daniel playing with an orange in the living area.'')

(''Cut back to Daniel watching the video.'')

'''Mallory:''' ''(from I’ll Do Whatever It Takes)'' And I miss you so much. Please give me another chance.

(''Cut to Daniel (with orange) in Sarah's room.'')

'''Daniel:''' Y'know what? Screw this!

(''Cut to Daniel in the kitchen, calling someone.'')

'''Daniel:''' ''(on the phone)'' Hello? Yeah, I'm looking for some contact info ''(cut)'' address, phone number, really whatever. For your camp. ...your Lullaby Project Camp in Mexico? ''(cut)'' Yeah no, I know where it ''was'', thing is, it's been moved, so now I need a-- nonono wait I've already been transfered like three ti--- ''(cut)'' hello? ''(cut)'' I said her name is Sa--- whaddy-- Why don't you give out that information? I'm her boyfriend! ''(cut)'' Well it's an emergency, I mean, wh--- ''(cut)'' hello? Hello? ''(cut)'' Yeah. I'm...her brother. ''(cut)'' I'm her father. ''(cut)'' Her uncle. ''(cut)'' I just wanna fucking volunteer! ''(cut)'' Look, I'll sue you if you don't put 'er on the phone! I- I'm a big lawyer! ''(cut)'' JUST TELL ME WHERE THE HELL SHE IS!

(''Cut back to Daniel on grass.'')

'''Daniel:''' If anyone knows where [[Sarah]] is, I mean ''exactly'' where she is, like, how I can get to her...(just?) please let me know. I really need to talk to Sarah.

(''Cut to black.'')

==Notes==
*Daniel is wearing a shirt for USP (United States Penitentiary) Lewisburg, a maximum security prison in Pennsylvania.

Talk:Ambushed in a Tent

2007-11-27T22:58:24Z

66.194.72.243:

== Corey Maddox ==
who is this guy? who made the note about him?

Genevieve (video)

2007-10-27T23:09:15Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */ bad grammar, doctor

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==Transcript==
'''Steve:''' What a time to change the tape! We on? Yes.

(''Kate comes out of apartment building, followed by Charlie.'')

'''Charlie:''' Kate! Kate! Kate! What did you do? You killed him! You killed him!

'''Kate:''' He was hurting you!

'''Charlie:''' Why did you do it?

'''Kate:''' He was hurting you. Charlie, he was hurting you!

'''Charlie:''' (mumbled)

'''Kate:''' It's not my fault, it's their fault, it's their fault.

'''Charlie:''' (mumbled)

'''Kate:''' None of this would have happened...

(''Dr. Griffin stumbles out of door and hurries away. Kate runs after him and shoves him to the ground. Charlie attempts to pull Kate off him, but Kate pushes her away.'')

'''Charlie:''' Kate! Leave him leave him!

'''Kate:''' Why won't you leave me alone?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' The Order are evil. They must be destroyed.

(''Charlie takes a syringe out of her pocket, prepares it and injects it into Kate's back.'')

'''Steve:''' This is bad, this is really bad.

(''Dr. Griffin clutches his chest, coughing. He gets up and runs away. Lee is seen with filming and holding a bunch of flowers across the road.'')

'''Charlie:''' It's all over, they're not going to hurt you anymore, it's all over, it's all over.

'''Kate:''' (''walking away'') I'm sorry.

'''Charlie:''' (''crying'') Please, please stop, please.

'''Steve:''' Charlie, Charlie. Charlie, it's all right. (''hugs and helps her up, then spots Lee coming towards them'') What are you doing?

'''Lee:''' (''attempting to hand Charlie some flowers'') Gav sent these. Might cheer you up.

==Notes==
*Kate was injected with the serum, so it's possible she is trait negative now. However, if the serum is the same dosage as what was to be given to Emma, 3 injections need to be given to make the subject trait negative.
*Dr.William said ''the order ''are'' evil'' when he should have said ''the order ''is'' evil''.

What Happened?

2007-10-27T21:53:11Z

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{{EpHeader|332}} This video should not be confused with official video [[What Happened???]] nor the [[LucaSambuca87]] fan video [[What Happened]].

==Transcript==

(''Emma is sitting in front of a light colored wall. A clock can be heard ticking in the background.'')

'''Emma:''' So, um, I want to tell you guys that--

(''A door opens and closes, footsteps are heard. Jonas's and Emma's father puts his hand on Emma's shoulder.'')

'''Emma's father:''' Tell us what happened, Emma. We want to hear everything.

'''Emma:''' Okay. (''crying'') Um...

(''Cut to clip of Jonas, Daniel and Sarah trapped in the room.'')

'''Daniel:''' Jonas! (''indistinct'') to brace this. Sarah, help him! Help him!

'''Sarah:''' Okay!

'''Daniel:''' Hurry up, man! I can't hold them!

'''Jonas:''' Wait a minute, I think I found something!

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' There's a door! Come here!

'''Daniel:''' They're coming through! Hurry up!

'''Jonas:''' I think there's a passage! It goes through to some way out!

(''Cut to a dark passageway. Jonas lights a lighter.'')

'''Jonas:''' Is everyone okay?

'''Sarah:''' Where are we?

'''Daniel:''' I think it's some sort of secret passage.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. No, you're right. It is. At that party, when we were kids, we played in these things. They go everywhere.

'''Sarah:''' Do you think they're gonna find us?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know. They... there's some stairs around here somewhere.

'''Daniel:''' C'mon man, lead the way. Let's go.

(''Sarah, Daniel, and Jonas jump down out of an opening in the ceiling. Daniel takes a gun and aims it down another staircase. Jonas takes another gun and holds it ready.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''to Sarah'') You okay?

'''Sarah:''' Yeah. (''they enter another room'') Sorry.

'''Jonas:''' (''trying door'') It's locked. (''footsteps are heard'') I think someone's coming.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, [[Four-letter words|shit]].

'''Jonas:''' Go, go, go, go. Quick, go!

'''Sarah:''' Fuck.

(''They all go into a closet and leave the door slightly open. Claire and [[LaRezisto]], the rogue [[Elder]], come into the room.'')

'''Claire:''' No, no... can we do it another night? I just don't feel that she's ready yet.

'''LaRezisto:''' Her ribozymes are up at trait positive levels. Of course, she's ''ready''.

'''Claire:''' What I meant was I don't think she's ready psychologically - spiritually. I just need some more time for the preparation.

'''LaRezisto:''' Claire, we don't have to pretend anymore that we're here for some spiritual purpose. No one from the [[Hymn of One]] is listening.

'''Claire:''' I'm from the Hymn of One! I just don't want to do it if it's not perfect!

'''LaRezisto:''' Look, I am dying here.

'''Claire:''' (''sadly'') I know.

'''Elder:''' I know on the outside I ''look'' like I am all right, but my organs are aging. My liver, my kidneys are nearly 90 years old. I don't have much time left. Well, let's go down there and check the equipment, make sure it's ready for the transfusion. And then you go get her. (''mockingly'') And you say a little prayer and then off with her.

(''LaRezisto walks off. Claire sighs, gets up, and leaves the room.'')

'''Sarah''' (''whispering'') Are you sure they're gone?

'''Jonas:''' Shh! (''[[TAAG]] leave closet. Jonas points gun toward where Claire and LaRezisto left through. He tries to open a door on the other side.'') Emma?

(''They leave room, with Jonas in the lead holding a gun'')

'''Daniel:''' Be careful, man.

(''Emma is humming and Jonas sees her in a chair, with her arm hand cuffed to the chair. They hug.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey! (''they whisper'') Listen, we don't have much time. I'm gonna have to shoot this off, all right? It's gonna be loud, but it's gonna be okay, okay? Just--just--clo--turn your head. Turn your head. One, two, three!

(''Jonas manages to blow off the hand cuffs and Claire hits Jonas in the head, causing him fall back.'')

'''Emma:''' No!

'''LaRezisto:''' Put your gun down!

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, put it down.

'''Claire:''' Put it down!

'''Daniel:''' Fine.

(''places gun on a small table'')

'''LaRezisto:''' The most important thing is restoring the Order. And without us, yes, it'd all be lost. (''pans to Claire pointing the gun at TAAG.'') My colleagues, they're--they're not like me. They--they don't have the stomach for this kind of work. I do. Now, Claire. Get rid of 'em. Let's get on with this.

'''Daniel:''' Wait! Who the fuck are you?

'''Emma:''' (''with gun held to her head by Claire'') No, Claire. Please, don't you do this!

'''LaRezisto:''' Claire, show these ingrates who I am.

'''Emma:''' Don't, don't. Please.

(''Claire swings the gun frantically at TAAG.'')

'''Jonas:''' Claire! Claire, Claire. Please don't you do this! You don't have to do this!

(''Claire spins to her left and shoots LaRezisto. She drags Emma towards her, now putting the gun to Emma's head.'')

'''Jonas:''' Shit!

'''Emma:''' What are you doing?

'''Claire:''' (''sobbing'') Sorry! I'm sorry!

'''Jonas:''' We forgive you! We'll forgive you! It's okay!

'''Daniel:''' Claire, don't let her. Please don't let her.

(''A shot is heard and Claire goes down. Virgil walks into the room, holding a gun with both hands.'')

'''Jonas:''' Emma, come here!

'''Virgil:''' Get out of here.

(''Camera shows Claire, with a gun wound to her head and LaRezisto with a gun wound on his chest.'')

'''Virgil:''' I said get out of here!

'''Daniel:''' Sarah, come on. Let's go. Jonas, get out of here. Come on, go. Go!

(''Jonas, holding Emma's hand, leads TAAG out. Scene returns to Emma in a white room, her dad at her side. Emma sniffles.'')

'''Emma's father:''' And then?

'''Emma:''' And then Jonas brought me back to you. I'm really sorry for this, Dad.

'''Emma's father:''' No, no! This isn't your fault, honey. Kay? (''kisses her on the cheek'') None of this is your fault.

(''Jonas's and Emma's mother goes to her side.'')

'''Emma's mother:''' You're safe now, Emma. You're with us. You're safe. We won't let anyone hurt you. I promise.

'''Emma:''' Yeah, but what about Jonas?

'''Emma's father:''' No. Jonas is not gonna bother you ever again.

'''Emma's mother:''' We won't let that happen.

'''Emma's father:''' We love you so much.

'''Emma:''' I love you, too.

'''Emma's mother:''' I'm so glad you're home.

'''Emma:''' Me, too.

==Notes==
*Because of the way the beginning of this video is portrayed, many thought that the man in the beginning was an Elder and not Emma's father.
*It is unclear at this point why Emma has TAAG's footage.
*This is the first time more then one supporting character is been killed(Claire and the Elder)
*It is important to note that Virgil ultimately let Emma go.

What Happened?

2007-10-27T21:52:23Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */

Is This The End?

2007-10-26T03:36:29Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */

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| caption = Keep fighting the Order!
| blogger = Jonas
| date = October 25th, 2007
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| forumid = 14658
| length = 07:49
| description = Thanks qthec for solving that code in Emma's video. Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned . . . time is running out. - Jonas
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==Transcript==
{{transcript incomplete}}

(''In Daniel's room, Jonas and Daniel are using the laptop.'')

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, we don't have time for this. Whatweird.com?

'''Daniel:''' Naw, man. Just check it out for a second. It's cool.

'''Jonas:''' (''scoffs'') Yeah, I think someone's messing with you.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, it's real. I've read all these people's accounts on here.

'''Jonas:''' Well, you know what? Unless it's helping us find Emma, I'm not interested.

(''slap's Daniel's back'')

'''Daniel:''' Maybe it could?

'''Jonas:''' Yup.

'''Daniel:''' Right?

'''Jonas:''' Time travel?

'''Daniel:''' No, teleportation- It's not even the same thing! It's like, it's like one person going from one place to another without being seen. (''Jonas looks incredulous'') I thought it was BS too but I'm telling you, man, I've read these stories. It's real.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, well, good luck with that. I'm going to go work on the code in the other room. (''steps out of room'')

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Jonas. Who is this band?

'''Jonas:''' (''returns'') Oh, that's uh, that's Something for Rockets. That's the new song.

'''Daniel:''' It's good. I like it. (''Jonas leaves once more and Daniel returns his attention to the laptop.'') Jonas! They cracked the code.

'''Jonas:''' Whu-?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, man. I'm on the forum right now. Th-they, they cracked it.

'''Jonas:''' D- Scroll down, scroll down!

'''Daniel:''' Hang on! Look... Pleasant Manor. Yeah. Who the hell is Pleasant Manor?

'''Jonas:''' Pleasant Manor...

'''Daniel:''' Pphht.

'''Jonas:''' I think I know what that is.

'''Daniel:''' (''short noises like he's trying to say something'')

'''Jonas:''' Dude, I think I know what that is. (''runs out of the room'')

'''Daniel:''' You're crazy if-- Hey, hold on! Ta--! (''pauses at the door at returns for camera. Scene cuts to Mallory walking into the scene.'') Hey, Mal. Do you know if I brought the, uh, computer? If I packed the computer with the backpack?

'''Mallory:''' I dunno. I mean I-I-

'''Daniel:''' I can't remember.

'''Mallory:''' Daniel, do you really have to go?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, I got to go.

'''Mallory:''' No, I just think that maybe this is something they can do on their own. You can just stay here with me.

'''Daniel:''' No, I- (''struggles for words'') I promise you it will be the last time. Everything will be okay, okay? (''They kiss'') Don't worry.

'''Mallory:''' Just...Be careful.

'''Sarah:''' (''off screen'') Hey! Sorry for the interruption. But, um, (''on screen'') is that the last tape?

'''Jonas:''' (''at front door'') That is the last tape, actually. So if you could just (''indicates "cut" with his hands slashing across his neck''). We need to save it. 'Cause it's all we got.

'''Sarah:''' Seriously, we need to--we need to go too. We're kind of on a time limit here.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, really. Sorry to interrupt, but we really got to go.

'''Sarah:''' I am sorry.

'''Jonas:''' Go, go, go, go. Come on.

(''Scene ends with Sarah and Jonas leaving. It cuts next to Daniel jumping over a fence, causing him to fall.'')

'''Daniel:''' Bawah! Uh!

'''Jonas:''' Get up! Get up! (''Daniel gets up and stops a few feet away. panting'')

'''Daniel:''' Hold on!

'''Jonas:''' I think we lost them.

'''Daniel:''' Let's just take a minute.

(''scene cuts to Jonas in the same place, holding the camera to himself, holding a gun in the other hand. He constantly looks over his shoulder'')

'''Jonas:''' I think we lost them. We're running from that guy Virgil, that Watcher, that same guy that I had a run-in with in the woods. well, we ditch the car and we went on foot to try to lose them. I think we did. (''to Daniel'') What?

'''Daniel:''' Why are we running from him again? I don't even understand, man. I thought he was on our side.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well, we don't know that. And besides, Emma's location is on this tape. We can't afford to lose it.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, that's only if he can't find it on the forum there, dude.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well, obviously he didn't or why would he be following us? Oh, shit! Shit! Take the camera!

'''Daniel:''' Give it, give it, give it.

(''Jonas shoots three times. The camera pans to Virgil, the Watcher, quickly hiding behind an old building above them. All of a sudden, he has jumped down and is running after Jonas and Daniel. Scene cuts to Jonas running between some pillars that belong to a building.'')

'''Jonas:''' This way! Come on! Alright, man. Go, go, go! (''camera shows Watcher running behind them. Then pans to Jonas crossing the street. Next, the camera cuts to Jonas running through the aisles of a convenience store. He gets out of the store. Next, Jonas is leading Daniel into a house.'') Follow me. This way. (''they enter a living room'') Don't move! Come on!

(''Jonas trips trying to reach a door'')

'''Daniel:''' You all right?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. Come on!

'''Daniel:''' Is it locked?

'''Jonas:''' Yes.

'''Woman:''' Yeah!

(''A woman is washing dishes in the next room. Jonas runs past her to the door that leads outside.'')

'''Jonas:''' Sorry, sorry, sorry. Really sorry.

(''Jonas jumps over a rail'')

'''Daniel:''' Come on, man! Hurry up! (''Jonas runs down some stairs. Camera pans to Virgil on their heels'') He's comming up! Come on! (''Jonas struggles momentarily with a railed door.'') Hurry up! (''Virgil runs into the door, reaching for Jonas through the bars. Virgil finally tries to open the door from the outside.'' Come on!

'''Jonas:''' Run! Run!

(''A car honks as Jonas and Daniel tell each other to "Come on!" and "Run!" Camera shows Virgil already catching up once more. Sarah drives a car up next to them. Daniel gets in the back and Jonas the front'') Come on, come on, come on! I got gun! He's right behind me!

'''Sarah:''' Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?

'''Jonas:''' Just go!

(''Cuts to Sarah walking up to a door guard, who is guarding a gate, while Jonas and Daniel hide behind some bushes.'')

'''Sarah:''' Hey, um, excuse me?

'''Door Guard:''' Can I help you?

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, um, my car broke down just--just right down the road. Uh, is there anyway that you can help me? I-I'm just-I don't really know much about anythi--

'''Door Guard:''' I-I can't leave here. I'm sorry.

'''Sarah:''' Oh. Right. Okay. No. Um, it's just--it's just a second. It's seriously ''right'' there. Honestly. I promise you. It's just ''right'' there. And I don't know anything about mechanics. I mean, I don't even know if that's the right word.

'''Door Guard:''' Just right down the road?

'''Sarah:''' Please? It's just right there. (''grabs on to the door guard's sleeve with a pouty look on her face'') Please, please?

'''Door Guard:''' Just-just for a second.

'''Sarah:''' (''jumps up'') Thank you!

(''They walk away together. Scene cuts to Jonas holding a gun entering the gate'')

==Notes==
*At 07:49, this is the longest video in series to date.
*Daniel strategically positions a chair below the door, which is almost a guaranteed way to prevent a closed door from being opened, sadly this only works on door handles and would have no effect whatsoever on a door knob from being turned.
*This is the first blog to utilize the MySpaceTV player as opposed to YouTube since the season one 12 in 12 finale.
*In this video we learn the name of the Watcher that "helped" Jonas, is Virgil[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgil].
*It's curious that Jonas states that he has no time to edit the video, but the video contains different songs for different scenes of the video.

Is This The End?

2007-10-25T23:44:34Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */

Is This The End?

2007-10-25T23:44:01Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */ no irony.

Act Positive

2007-10-25T19:05:37Z

66.194.72.243: /* Notes */

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| length = 02:48
| description = I can’t believe what I saw at Charlie and Kate’s house today. I don’t think life will ever be the same for anyone… Especially Kate. I had a second tape but Charlie took it from me. It’s probably for the best.
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==Transcript==
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==Notes==
*Dudley is dead!

Talk:Speak to Me!

2007-08-13T04:15:31Z

66.194.72.243: dumb girl

==Blogger==
In my opinion, [[Carla]] is the obvious blogger. Even though it came from [[Jonas]]'s account, Jonas does not speak the entire time, Carla is the one with the camera, and Jonas is gone at the end of the video. Plus in the description, Carla is referred to as "I." [[User:SilverBULLETx3|  '''•Silver•'''  ]] [[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|Contribs]] 11:59, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
:Oh, yeah! That last point's the clincher. "Toby and I came to Jonas's house to cheer him up..." That's not Jonas talking! Carla is the blogger. ~ '''[[User:Jbshryne|JBSHRYNE]]''' 13:22, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

== Bandage ==

I am so freaking blind, I can't even see his bandage! Anyone got a picture? {{User:-R-/SignatureD|4:45 PM}}

== dumb girl ==

somebody please punch that woman in the face! - [[user:platypusrex256|platy]]

Talk:We Reach Out

2007-08-13T04:04:50Z

66.194.72.243: /* the revolution will not be televised */

== "Fight The Order�" ==

Look, I'm not gonna start a revert war with an unregistered user over this... but when you put the binary in the description through a binary translation program, it says, "Fight The Order�" -- question mark included. [http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php Try it] for yourself. ~ '''[[User:Jbshryne|JBSHRYNE]]''' 13:12, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
:All right, when put through a [http://www.paulschou.com/tools/xlate/ different translator], it comes up w/o the "?". Can anyone who actually knows something about binary help here? ~ '''[[User:Jbshryne|JBSHRYNE]]''' 13:16, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
:<code>Fight The Order</code> = 15 characters
:<code>01000110 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01110010 01100100 01100101 01110010</code> = 15 bytes.
:'nuff said.
:Most likely, your copy-pasting included a bogus line feed/carriage return or something.
:'''Edit:''' Since some people apparently [http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=We_Reach_Out&diff=65569&oldid=65559 weren't introduced to the fine art of counting] yet, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicode_Specials#Replacement_character here's a link explaining the diamond question mark in detail]. Now quit adding this, or I'll get rude.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 13:28, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
:::It is "Fight The Order" I learned binary from a book at this lame camp my dad sent me to about programming. {{User:-R-/SignatureD|5:46 PM}}

== Translation ==

I did a free translation, which always comes out wrong, but it looks like the translation on the article (and the Spanish for that matter) is incorrect. Heres what I got:
"We know that ¿the Order? was stealing the life of girl for better of them

For centuries (..) to continuacion... innocent they die, for the cumpable can live Now finishes (..) The resistance The time I arrive to fight against evil we Know and we finish it Unit in life, unit in death" {{User:-R-/SignatureD|5:49 PM}}

== I want....... ==

I
want
to
start
a
group
that
will
be
like
The
Resistance.
Can
someone
tell
me
how
to
make
one?
Viva
la
rezisto!

== Bree's death footage ==

The footage of medical facility on this video does not appear to be the same as that of TAAG. Could this mean other members of the resistance were there?
: It's possible that it was content TAAG filmed that they cut, however it is unclear how they would have had the time to do it. I'll brush up the main article with that point [[User:TokyoMike|Mike In Tokyo!]] 11:05, 12 August 2007 (CDT)

== Contra el mal? el anormal? ==

I can't hear the Spanish voiceover very well, and I can't make up my mind whether he is saying "contra el mal" (against evil), "contra el anormal" (against the abnormal), or something entirely different. There is definitely an extra syllable there in front of "mal", but I don't think he's saying abnormal.
Anyway, I'm posting because I made a change to the transcript. It said "anormal" in the Spanish version and "evil" in the English version. I'm not sure which is correct, but to keep it consistent, I changed "anormal" to "mal". For the record, mal = evil, and anormal = abnormal. We shouldn't have the English and Spanish versions saying different things!
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 00:20, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

== Why? ==

How
is
this
video
controversial?

== the revolution will not be televised ==

actualy not only will the revolution be televised, but it will also be paid for by sponsors and viewers like you. it will be a highly comercial and profitable business! - [[user:platypusrex256|platy]]

Talk:We Reach Out

2007-08-13T04:04:35Z

66.194.72.243: /* the revolution will not be televised */

Talk:We Reach Out

2007-08-13T04:04:20Z

66.194.72.243: the revolution will not be televised

Talk:Lonelygirl15 Season Finale 8 of 12 - 3 pm

2007-08-05T07:19:01Z

66.194.72.243:

was carl wearing a cape? - [[user:platypusrex256|platy]]

Talk:LordGreystoke422

2007-07-19T20:09:23Z

66.194.72.243: is he really gone?

My changes are not vandalism. You may have a different opinion, but I dealing purely with the facts. SR

Facts would be that you have cyberstalked me ALL through YouTube, SuperRuss. Your changes are fallacious AND bear malicious intent. This can be evidenced by the NUMEROUS posts you left on ALL my Youtube comments MOST of which I deleted and the fact that I blocked you after which you then started seeking out any video I may have watched and commenting on any comment I left there. I can waste a LOT of time digging up the comments or you can go away. [[LordGreystoke422]] 5 jan 2007 (CDT)

Even though I stupidly don't get the most obvious jokes, I hope you still appreciate my appreciation for you. gogo [[User:Ogog]]08:48, 8 January 2007 (CST)

== Userbox LG422 ==

I'm thinking there ought to be a fan template for all the major spin-offs. Someone want to make one for the "Lord of the Friggin' YouTube Jungle"? --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 19:47, 22 January 2007 (CST)
:How's this? [[Template:Userbox LG422]]--[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 19:36, 23 January 2007 (CST)

==Cleanup==
Any ideas on how best to organize this article to make it a little more readable? Right now, it just seems to go on and on in one large paragraph.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 21:53, 5 February 2007 (CST)

I agree..that its a bit of a mess. And yet there is MORe..It reads like piss warmed in a skillet. Basically, I've been trying to get a bit of base info down..and then attempt to edit it to readability. Lack of large amounts of time, ADD and this damn bit of pneumonia I have has not helped...throw some boredom in and I'll be done by Christmas. Ultimately, Some of the subpages were made before I had a lot of knowledge of the wiki..but had some thoughts even then they would be brought back in to the main page. By the way... Anyone got a spare set of lungs I can borrow?::cough:: I've actually had a person that owes me a favor in mind to clean this up when ever I got the base mess finished...Procrastinator...Umm and they are actually good..and good at wiki editing..NO NOT YOU KELLY!..though feel free to add a section on viewers that have dreamt about me..but honestly..I feel like crap on a shingle right now.. I highly recommend walking pneumonia to everyone...Do it for the Muppets! OH YEAH..SIGN YOUR(MY) posts! --[[User:LordGreystoke422|LordGreystoke422]] 19:39, 6 February 2007 (CST)

::OK..organization of this mess..the main purpose of the massive rambling paragraph was a sort of lump summary of all the videos, mentioning them each. People can go through that get a vague idea of whats going on and watch a video in order. It's a big mess..Other than sprucing the grammar and spelling..it needs to generally be left the way it is.. BUT..what does need to happen would be the creation of a template..for individual videos and the creation of individual video transcript pages. Then if it ever gets done the massive ramble should be removed and replaced with a couple of better written concise summaries covering different "arcs". --[[User:LordGreystoke422|LordGreystoke422]] 11:34, 8 February 2007 (CST)

==Suspicious Motives?==

87.127.97.144 seems to have rather suspicious motives. I fully suspect that this is the same invidivual that was banned previously for cyberstalking. Many of his comments can be found on my videos from before I blocked him on the YouTube channel. SuperRus is his name and harassing me seems to be his game.
To SuperRus.. IF you want to make the sorts of "allegations" that you wish to make, then make VIDEOS about it. Become a video contributor and make up whatever you want..you then have Carte Blanche. Otherwise, you just are disruption and a detriment to the community.
I deleted his talk but if you want to see it, it is available in the history. --[[User:LordGreystoke422|LordGreystoke422]] 14:23, 7 February 2007 (CST)

Heaven forbid LG422 should let a derogatory comment stay on here for other viewers to see... # 87.127.97.144

:::The were removed because you are attempting to create a fiction of your own WITHIN this page on the pedia..hence the reason I gave you the above advice. Additionally, you admit they are derogatory. This is not the place for that. Create your own videos if you want to deride me. Otherwise desist from your harassment. --[[User:LordGreystoke422|LordGreystoke422]] 15:40, 7 February 2007 (CST)

Prescription of one "Chill pill" for Daniel Grey........

::::SuperRus you have already been banned from these board ONCE. Is it SO hard for you to just leave me alone? If you want to pick at me I told you the acceptable way to do it. If you are incapable of that I suggest you leave these boards and get professional help. --[[User:LordGreystoke422|LordGreystoke422]] 15:53, 7 February 2007 (CST)

I think this page warrents a character box like the one Nikki Bower has. it only seems fair to give them one each as they arent yet official characters. SheriffOfNottingham

==Past tense==
I think that this article should be put into the past tense since LG422 had his hissy-fit and took his ball away to play on his own. It also still needs a clean-up and a character box. [[User:81.153.138.69|81.153.138.69]] 14:49, 17 March 2007 (CDT)

== Cleanup Still Apply? ==

This page has had a cleanup tag on it for quite some time, even though it appears that is has been significantly cleaned up. Do people still believe more work needs to be done? If so, what are you looking for? Please comment! --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 20:33, 13 May 2007 (CDT)

:I noticed a significant amount of deletion was recently done on this page. It removed all plot info from the LG422 storyline. I just want to make sure everyone is on board with this... because it seems drastic. However, I am not very knowledgable about LG422 and before I undo the edits I figured I would get opinions :) --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 17:56, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

::Hmm, I think [[User:SheriffOfNottingham|SheriffOfNottingham]] and LG422 have some sort of history (see [[User talk:LordGreystoke422]] and [[User talk:SheriffOfNottingham]]), so we should probably be careful here. I see no reason why the plot information should be removed, and if the reason is that LG422 is no longer making videos, that's not good enough. Gemma is no longer making videos, but we don't delete plot information about her.... I'm going to restore the information for now until Sheriff can provide a reason for removing it.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 23:43, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Okay, I'm going to remove the cleanup tag for now, unless someone can provide a good reason for additional cleanup. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 20:53, 28 June 2007 (CDT)

== is he really gone? ==

looking at the recent character development in the show, i want to encourage grey to come back. especially with his singing abilities. maybe he is the secret weapon that bre and daniel will use to take down the order? - [[user:platypusrex256|platy]] july 19 2007

Inebriated

2007-06-12T04:01:15Z

66.194.72.243: /* Non-Episodes */

Throughout the show, several characters have consumed alcohol and become '''inebriated'''. This is a short summary of their experiences and an indepth analysis.

==Episode / Consequeces==
[[Image:0167-DanielLaughingWithASombreroOn.jpg|thumb|right|You can't drink the water but the Tequila is okay!]]
*[[Truth Or Dare]] - in [[Hungover]], [[Daniel]] talks about how he first humiliated himself and then [[Jonas]] further humiliated him in a game of Truth or Dare.
*[[Investigating Pins and Pints]] - Nikki Bower shows us a shot of vodka and drinks it on camera to no consequence.
*[[Uncle Dan]] - Daniel drinks and works up the courage to make a move on [[Jonas's aunt]] and this angers Jonas, as well as a couple other [[The party guests|party guests]].
*[[Vegas, Baby!]] - Daniel and Jonas get drunk in Las Vegas, Nevada while [[Bree]] has what she calls "PG" fun. They meet back up, only to be chased by what they think is a [[Watcher]].
*[[Spring Break Sucks]] - Bree spends some time around Mexico while Jonas and Daniel get drunk. She finds them in an alley and puts both of them in the cab of Jonas's truck.
*[[Running For Life]] - Daniel is drunk and sleeping all day. Jonas tries to get him to come on a run with him, hoping it will help lift his spirits, but doesn't succeed.
*[[Intervention]] - Jonas confronts Daniel about his alcoholism to which Daniel becomes agitated and reveals his reasons for drinking stem from hopelessness in running from the Order, and his relationship issues.

== Other Episodes ==
* [[Investigating Pins and Pints]] - Nikki Bower takes a shot of vodka while searching for clues concerning Daniel's disappearance.
* [[Bucking Broncos - NBR Investigates]] - Nikki Bower teases Daniel about his drinking while in Texas by asking Jonas to join her in a drink and disinviting Daniel. Tough love!
* [[Look Who I Found!!!]] - Nikki Bower reports, Lucy is known to have an occasional drink. By herself! (watch better drinking with the order, at 11)

==Drinking References==
*[[The End of 2006 at HSA]] - Ms.Kelly, perhaps much too soon, thanks the lonelygirl15 characters for abstaining from alcohol.
*[[Where Is Jonas?]] - Nikki Bower jokingly attributes Natty Ice to D-Bone. Does she know what's coming?
*[[Term One 2007 Preview]] - Ms.Kelly talks more about non-alcoholic activities. Does ''she'' know what's comming?
*[[Daniel's Missing!]] - It is logical to assume that the Order got Daniel drunk before they abducted him but there is not enough evidence to prove this.
*[[Strangers, Pin-Monkeys and Luck]] - Ms.Kelly shames Daniel and his drinking.
*[[Drinking Problems]] - Daniel declares he is done drinking. Cosmic law dictates that everybody does this when they are ''this'' hungover.
*[[Sloppy Drunk]] - Bree reflects on Daniel's drinking.
*[[Quitting The Sauce]] - Daniel declares again that he's done drinking.
*[[What Happened to Us???]] - For no aparent reason, alcohol is listed as a tag.

Throughout the show, several characters have consumed alcohol and become '''inebriated'''. This is a short summary of their experiences and an indepth analysis.

==Episode / Consequeces==
[[Image:0167-DanielLaughingWithASombreroOn.jpg|thumb|right|You can't drink the water but the Tequila is okay!]]
*[[Truth Or Dare]] - in [[Hungover]], [[Daniel]] talks about how he first humiliated himself and then [[Jonas]] further humiliated him in a game of Truth or Dare.
*[[Investigating Pins and Pints]] - Nikki Bower shows us a shot of vodka and drinks it on camera to no consequence.
*[[Uncle Dan]] - Daniel drinks and works up the courage to make a move on [[Jonas's aunt]] and this angers Jonas, as well as a couple other [[The party guests|party guests]].
*[[Vegas, Baby!]] - Daniel and Jonas get drunk in Las Vegas, Nevada while [[Bree]] has what she calls "PG" fun. They meet back up, only to be chased by what they think is a [[Watcher]].
*[[Spring Break Sucks]] - Bree spends some time around Mexico while Jonas and Daniel get drunk. She finds them in an alley and puts both of them in the cab of Jonas's truck.
*[[Running For Life]] - Daniel is drunk and sleeping all day. Jonas tries to get him to come on a run with him, hoping it will help lift his spirits, but doesn't succeed.
*[[Intervention]] - Jonas confronts Daniel about his alcoholism to which Daniel becomes agitated and reveals his reasons for drinking stem from hopelessness in running from the Order, and his relationship issues.

== Other Episodes ==
* [[Investigating Pins and Pints]] - Nikki Bower takes a shot of vodka while searching for clues concerning Daniel's disappearance.
* [[Bucking Broncos - NBR Investigates]] - Nikki Bower teases Daniel about his drinking while in Texas by asking Jonas to join her in a drink and disinviting Daniel. Tough love!
* [[Look Who I Found!!!]] - Nikki Bower reports, Lucy is known to have an occasional drink. By herself! (watch better drinking with the order, at 11)

==Drinking References==
*[[The End of 2006 at HSA]] - Ms.Kelly, perhaps much too soon, thanks the lonelygirl15 characters for abstaining from alcohol.
*[[Where Is Jonas?]] - Nikki Bower jokingly attributes Natty Ice to D-Bone. Does she know what's coming?
*[[Term One 2007 Preview]] - Ms.Kelly talks more about non-alcoholic activities. Does ''she'' know what's comming?
*[[Daniel's Missing!]] - It is logical to assume that the Order got Daniel drunk before they abducted him but there is not enough evidence to prove this.
*[[Strangers, Pin-Monkeys and Luck]] - Ms.Kelly shames Daniel and his drinking.
*[[Drinking Problems]] - Daniel declares he is done drinking. Cosmic law dictates that everybody does this when they are ''this'' hungover.
*[[Sloppy Drunk]] - Bree reflects on Daniel's drinking.
*[[Quitting The Sauce]] - Daniel declares again that he's done drinking.
*[[What Happened to Us???]] - For no aparent reason, alcohol is listed as a tag.

== Non-Episodes ==
[[Image:Sarah Drinking Wine.jpg|thumb|right|Sarah enjoys a night out.]]
* ''Nov 9, 2006'' - [[Deemontreal]] feeds beer to a [[Thor]] look-alike. When will the madness end?
* ''May 20, 2007'' - [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=266875526&MyToken=ac2a2f5c-322f-4a02-9324-2dbffb930f4f Sarah's blog] talks about getting drunk and hooking up. She's a slut.
* ''May 21, 2007'' - [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=267163142&MyToken=ac2a2f5c-322f-4a02-9324-2dbffb930f4f Sarah's blog features pictures] of herself consuming wine and beer.
*''June 8, 2007'' - [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=273956551&Mytoken=692E1C89-CBA1-4812-B6E23C1C8CC88EE67016412 Sarah's blog features a picture] of a squirrel, presumably offed by his own indulgence in wicked ale.
 

==Analysis==
* Nikki Bower and Ms.Kelly have both referenced alcohol since before alcohol became a theme in the series. Do they know something we don't know?
* Daniel has two stages. Either he's a booze hound or he completely abstains. This further illustrates his unhealthy relationship with alcohol, how his drinking habits move rapidly across the spectrum with no ability to consume in moderation.
* With the possible exception of [[Random Girl]] and [[Alex]], none of the characters have been able to hold their alcohol. The sobriety spectrum goes from stone sober to stone cold sober to sloshed drunk and there is no middle ground. Some might argue that this paints an unrealistic picture of alcohol.

[[Category:Notable details]]

==Analysis==
* Nikki Bower and Ms.Kelly have both referenced alcohol since before alcohol became a theme in the series. Do they know something we don't know?
* Daniel has two stages. Either he's a booze hound or he completely abstains. This further illustrates his unhealthy relationship with alcohol, how his drinking habits move rapidly across the spectrum with no ability to consume in moderation.
* With the possible exception of [[Random Girl]] and [[Alex]], none of the characters have been able to hold their alcohol. The sobriety spectrum goes from stone sober to stone cold sober to sloshed drunk and there is no middle ground. Some might argue that this paints an unrealistic picture of alcohol.

[[Category:Notable details]]

Inebriated

2007-06-12T04:00:17Z

66.194.72.243: /* Non-Episodes */

Herman

2007-06-12T03:54:30Z

66.194.72.243:

{{Person
| name = Herman
| image = Herman.jpg
| age = squirrel
| birthday =
| youtube =
| revver =
| myspace =
| actor =
| first =
| last =
| color = brown
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Herman is a squirrel that lives in the area around [[the rented cabin]]. His favorite foods include twigs, power bars, and microbrew beer[http://www.petes.com/].

Sarah befriended him around the time of [[Bedside Manner]], and found him to be "a good listener." [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=271657178&Mytoken=39E2AD72-574B-4302-B43C2702FE6B904213798338] Herman may have told her a few things as well, though, as she states in [[Mr. Park Ranger]] that squirrels are "ferocious."

{{CharIndex}}

[[Category:Animal characters]]

Inebriated

2007-06-12T02:07:59Z

66.194.72.243: /* Non-Episodes */

Sarah

2007-06-12T02:02:50Z

66.194.72.243: /* Attitude */

{{Person
| name = Sarah
| image = Sarahimageforfc.jpg
| age = 18
| birthday = ("Aries")
| youtube =
| revver =
| myspace = skyisempty99
| actor = Alexandra Dreyfus
| first = [[Crazy Emo Chick]]
| last = [[HOLY SH%T!!!]]
| color = #976
}}
'''Sarah''' is the sister of [[Taylor]]. Taylor first mentions and talks about her in the video [[Practice Sucked :(]]. She was also referenced several times on Taylor's [[MySpace]]. They both live in [[Zavalla]], Texas.

==Background==
[[Bree]], [[Daniel]], and [[Jonas]] met Sarah at a park in [[Crazy Emo Chick]], which marked Sarah's first appearance on video. Sarah's behavior in this encounter was clearly more mischevious than Taylor had earlier implied.

As far as anyone can tell from the video, the original plan was for Bree, Daniel, and Jonas to meet Taylor a local park. The plan soon changed for unknown reasons, however, as Sarah showed up instead, scaring the [[BDJ|Trio]] by faking she had a gun on Daniel's back. Before anyone was the wiser, she demanded the camera be shut off.

During the "blackout," Sarah apparently explained herself, and revealed that the "gun" on Daniel was in reality a stick of lipstick. Sarah also had another chance to surprise Daniel and subsequently "pantsed" him. Needless to say, Daniel's first impression of Taylor's sister wasn't friendly.

While Sarah's been willing to help the [[BDJ|Trio]], she hasn't too concerned knowing the full story, having said (on [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=362812&highlight=#362812|on the in-character chat]), "to be perfectly honest I sort of zoned after "''and then they made me perform a fake ceremony to fool Daniel.''" Nevertheless, she was disappointed to see Daniel and Jonas leave Texas.

As graduation came closer, Sarah decided to go to a party with her friends. She blogged [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=266875526&MyToken=0ee00b4b-bbff-4712-b86a-f1911362e63d] about it on her Myspace and later posted pictures [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=267163142&MyToken=ba91b086-b67c-4ffa-b274-67cd4e762a2f], which Taylor considered offensive. She was so offended that she titled her next video blog, [[My Sister = Slut]].

After Taylor apologized for being insulting, Sarah had a talk with their mother, which according to Taylor [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=367189&highlight=#367189] sounded like, ''she was trying to convince mom to let her go somewhere.'' The following morning, Sarah left, only to reappear days later alongside Daniel and Jonas [[CAMP PLAY|in California]].

Sarah is overtly and aggressively pursuing Daniel in a romantic and/or sexual context. Although Daniel was initially hostile toward her after their first meeting, more recent videos suggest that he has warmed up to Sarah and may even be responding to her overtures toward him.

==Attitude==
Sarah enjoys the persona of a pessimist of sorts, having been quoted by Taylor as saying, ''The world is suffering, Taylor. Deal with it.''

Taylor said Sarah wasn't always so angry and morbid. In fact in her freshman year of high school, she was a cheerleader. According to Taylor, her pessimism apparently began soon after her parents split up. As Taylor claims, "it's totally an act."

Sarah loves to [[innebriated|drink]].

==List of Videos==
''Sarah has no Youtube account though she uses Taylor's [http://www.youtube.com/soccerstar4ever] account to post videos''
*[[Entertaining Myself]]
*[[HOLY SH%T!!!]]

==Notes==
* According to Taylor, Sarah has a pet ferret who, according to a blog on her MySpace, is named [[Colossus]], after a book. The book in question is most likely a collection of poetry by Sylvia Plath.

* Her age is unknown, but from her MySpace blogs, she appears to be a high school student. Taylor mentions in the video [[I Know What Boys Like]] that in freshman year Sarah was a cheerleader, and in her blog, she says talks about the prom and graduation, implying that she just completed her senior year.

* In [[No Trespassing]], Sarah tells Daniel that she has the ability to make a knot out of a cherry stem using just her tongue. Later, in [[I Know What Boys Like]], she actually performs the trick. This can have sexual connotations.

* Many of Sarah's gestures in [[I Know What Boys Like]] carry sexual connotations; initial opening of her shirt, showing her leg flexibility, rolling her tongue, and tying a cherry stem knot with her tongue. this trend of sexual openness is carried through very often during the following episodes

* In her blog she talks frequently about her [[relationships#Sarah_and_Jay|relationship]] with a boy named Jay. This is believed to be a reference to LGPedia admin [[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]], also known as JayHank.

*Sarah's wardrobe consists mainly black clothing... she usually wears at least 2 articles of black clothing

*She has an affinity for doughnuts. "I like doughnuts" is a phrase she uses often. In her blog she also mentions she is sad because there is no doughnut store by the new cabin after they rescue Bree .

{{CharIndex}}

[[Category:Seen characters]]

Sarah

2007-06-08T19:00:48Z

66.194.72.243: /* Attitude */

{{Person
| name = Sarah
| image = Sarahimageforfc.jpg
| age = 18
| birthday = ("Aries")
| youtube =
| revver =
| myspace = skyisempty99
| actor = Alexandra Dreyfus
| first = [[Crazy Emo Chick]]
| last = [[HOLY SH%T!!!]]
| color = #976
}}
'''Sarah''' is the sister of [[Taylor]]. Taylor first mentions and talks about her in the video [[Practice Sucked :(]]. She was also referenced several times on Taylor's [[MySpace]]. They both live in [[Zavalla]], Texas.

==Background==
[[Bree]], [[Daniel]], and [[Jonas]] met Sarah at a park in [[Crazy Emo Chick]], which marked Sarah's first appearance on video. Sarah's behavior in this encounter was clearly more mischevious than Taylor had earlier implied.

As far as anyone can tell from the video, the original plan was for Bree, Daniel, and Jonas to meet Taylor a local park. The plan soon changed for unknown reasons, however, as Sarah showed up instead, scaring the [[BDJ|Trio]] by faking she had a gun on Daniel's back. Before anyone was the wiser, she demanded the camera be shut off.

During the "blackout," Sarah apparently explained herself, and revealed that the "gun" on Daniel was in reality a stick of lipstick. Sarah also had another chance to surprise Daniel and subsequently "pantsed" him. Needless to say, Daniel's first impression of Taylor's sister wasn't friendly.

While Sarah's been willing to help the [[BDJ|Trio]], she hasn't too concerned knowing the full story, having said (on [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=362812&highlight=#362812|on the in-character chat]), "to be perfectly honest I sort of zoned after "''and then they made me perform a fake ceremony to fool Daniel.''" Nevertheless, she was disappointed to see Daniel and Jonas leave Texas.

As graduation came closer, Sarah decided to go to a party with her friends. She blogged [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=266875526&MyToken=0ee00b4b-bbff-4712-b86a-f1911362e63d] about it on her Myspace and later posted pictures [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=267163142&MyToken=ba91b086-b67c-4ffa-b274-67cd4e762a2f], which Taylor considered offensive. She was so offended that she titled her next video blog, [[My Sister = Slut]].

After Taylor apologized for being insulting, Sarah had a talk with their mother, which according to Taylor [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=367189&highlight=#367189] sounded like, ''she was trying to convince mom to let her go somewhere.'' The following morning, Sarah left, only to reappear days later alongside Daniel and Jonas [[CAMP PLAY|in California]].

Sarah is overtly and aggressively pursuing Daniel in a romantic and/or sexual context. Although Daniel was initially hostile toward her after their first meeting, more recent videos suggest that he has warmed up to Sarah and may even be responding to her overtures toward him.

==Attitude==
Sarah enjoys the persona of a pessimist of sorts, having been quoted by Taylor as saying, ''The world is suffering, Taylor. Deal with it.''

Taylor said Sarah wasn't always so angry and morbid. In fact in her freshman year of high school, she was a cheerleader. According to Taylor, her pessimism apparently began soon after her parents split up. As Taylor claims, "it's totally an act.

==List of Videos==
''Sarah has no Youtube account though she uses Taylor's [[http://www.youtube.com/soccerstar4ever]] account to post videos''
*[[Entertaining Myself]]
*[[HOLY SH%T!!!]]

==Notes==
* According to Taylor, Sarah has a pet ferret who, according to a blog on her MySpace, is named [[Colossus]], after a book. The book in question is most likely a collection of poetry by Sylvia Plath.

* Her age is unknown, but from her MySpace blogs, she appears to be a high school student. Taylor mentions in the video [[I Know What Boys Like]] that in freshman year Sarah was a cheerleader, and in her blog, she says talks about the prom and graduation, implying that she just completed her senior year.

* In [[No Trespassing]], Sarah tells Daniel that she has the ability to make a knot out of a cherry stem using just her tongue. Later, in [[I Know What Boys Like]], she actually performs the trick. This can have sexual connotations.

* Many of Sarah's gestures in [[I Know What Boys Like]] carry sexual connotations; initial opening of her shirt, showing her leg flexibility, rolling her tongue, and tying a cherry stem knot with her tongue. this trend of sexual openness is carried through very often during the following episodes

* In her blog she talks frequently about her [[relationships#Sarah_and_Jay|relationship]] with a boy named Jay. This is believed to be a reference to LGPedia admin [[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]], also known as JayHank.

*Sarah's wardrobe consists mainly black clothing... she usually wears at least 2 articles of black clothing

*She has an affinity for doughnuts. "I like doughnuts" is a phrase she uses often. In her blog she also mentions she is sad because there is no doughnut store by the new cabin after they rescue Bree .

{{CharIndex}}

[[Category:Seen characters]]

Talk:HOLY SH%T!!!

2007-06-08T18:36:15Z

66.194.72.243: /* Who started the kiss? */

The caption's not very good, but I saw that word on the recent changes a little while ago, and it was stuck in my head. Feel free to change it. --[[User:Truncatedslinky|truncatedslinky]] 01:53, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

Hahahahahaha.... muchhh better. --[[User:Truncatedslinky|truncatedslinky]] 02:22, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

: :-D ~ [[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]] 02:25, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

:: That's such a great caption. [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 02:38, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

== So confused! ==

Gosh, this whole Bree thing is just weird.
:Making out everywhere. These young chillin' and their sex, drugs, and eternal songs.
:: :roflmbo: Can I quote that?! --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]
::HAHAHAHA, I love it. --[[user:jeans|jeans]]
:Of course you can :] --[[User:Demented Llama|Demented Llama]] 11:49, 8 June 2007 (CDT)
:That was hilarious --[[User:bree_is_awesome|bree_is_awesome]]

== Who started the kiss? ==

To me it looks like Bree starts the kiss. I guess there are differing opinions on this point--what do you guys think? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 13:11, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

bree may have started THAT kiss... but remember tons of stuff happens "off camera" ... [[user:pltaypusrex256|platypus]] june 8

Talk:I hAtE tHeSe PeOpLe

2007-06-05T23:15:20Z

66.194.72.243: answers?

==Reactions==
I, for one, think this short video was well worth the wait. Notice the reappearance of Bree & P. Monkey? --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manewathiel]]

:Yeah, I was rather shocked. And the P. Monkey / Bree reunion wasn't exactly what we were all hoping for, but it did happen. I guess now it's up to the rest of the gang to save Bree.... again.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 23:07, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

==Mirror==
Um . . . I'm just curious, but can anyone elaborate the meaning behind this note, "The mirror is likely to primarily be a symbolic tool." A little vague . . . ? --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 01:58, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
:If anyone can do so, they can put it back. I removed it for now, because IMO, it didn't add anything to the article. ~ [[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]] 02:19, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
::Sorry, I guess I was a little eager to add something. ;-) I meant that the mirror is likely symbolic cause you can say she's adjusting her perspective, has multiple personalities, etc. --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

== Makeup ==

Okay, there's eye-makeup that runs. Not that I can really see it, but I'll believe you. But look at her face in this video, especially in pictures like the YouTube thumbnail. It's definitely the makeup, the lighting, or a combination, being used to give her face a "ghoulish" appearance. As a Theatre grad, I know a little about makeup, but I'll admit, I'm still a bit of a novice in the subject. To me, it looks like she's not wearing makeup (or that she's made up to ''look'' like she's not wearing makeup). Am I wrong? ~ [[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]] 13:52, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
:To me, it looks like she's definitely wearing mascara, and possibly quite a bit of it. --[[User:Truncatedslinky|truncatedslinky]] 14:26, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
::Agreed. But that's all. It doesn't even look like she's wearing foundation to me. ~ [[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]] 14:32, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
:::I heard eye makeup is even more essential than even foundation. :) --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

== answers? ==

* i have trouble believing that bree allowed herself to be brainwashed. its got to be the drugs? or an act. - [[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] june 5, 2007

Talk:Getting Her Back

2007-06-04T22:16:32Z

66.194.72.243: sarah's purpose

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|-
| style="background:white"|[[Image:0204-SarahWithEyesUp.jpg|125px]]
| style="background:white"|[[Image:0204-DanielGrabbingSarah.jpg|125px]]
| style="background:white"|[[Image:0204-JonasGrabbingBree.jpg|125px]]
|-
|}
[[User:Psmith|Psmith]] 03:00, 2 June 2007 (CDT)
</center>

== Changing Sides? ==
* Do you guys think Bree is brainwashed when she says "I have to do the ceremony!" or has she switched sides? Maybe The Hymn Of One are the good guys after all. [[User:TokyoMike|JapanMIke]] 11:38, 2 June 2007 (CDT)
** My personal theory is that the brainwashing occurred in [[Psychological Torture]] then "triggered" in [[What the F*@k???]]. - [[User:Snowwoman|Snowwoman]] 17:09, 2 June 2007 (CDT)
* They should just let Bre do what she wants to do. Isn't that the big idea? - [[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] june 2 2k7
** I think she is saying she needs to do the ceremony, because she still is trying to save Jules. But that will change as soon as she rerasd the medical records, and learns that Jules never could do the ceremony -[[User:Misty|misty]] 17:14, 2 June 2007 (CDT)
** Kind of a free will battle. I like it [[User:TokyoMike|JapanMIke]] 20:57, 2 June 2007 (CDT)

== sarah's purpose ==

* sorry to all you sarah fans but it seems sarah's only purpose is to annoy the crap out of everybody. she's almost worse than bree when bree was always playing with her toys because atleast bree was loving and adorable while sarah is just pointlessly mean. - {{user:platypusrex256|platypus]] june 4 2007

Talk:Getting Her Back

2007-06-02T18:55:52Z

66.194.72.243: /* Changing Sides? */

Talk:Entertaining Myself

2007-05-31T16:56:21Z

66.194.72.243:

My favorite video yet! lol. <3 ~Katy

Sarah seems awful okay with the HoO, to the point where it seems like she's more annoyed with them than seeing them as any threat. Bree's hair has been dyed lighter. Sarah's mom tried to dye her hair lighter. It came out red. The mom also cut it short. There's a short-haired redhead in the vid... I just think it's a little too coincadental. This can be done by Sarah retorting "Well you didn't ask if I knew anyone in the video; I just thought it was Mom being her lame-ass self!" --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]
:You think [[Sonia]] is Taylor/Sarah's mom? Wow, I really don't think so. First of all, she looks ''far'' too young to have an 18 year old daughter. Second, she's in LA, and was seen at a party in LA recently. However, Sarah's mom lives in Zavalla. And neither Sarah nor Taylor said anything about their mom going missing for a stretch of time recently. Also, Taylor said that their mom's ''hair'' was short, not that their ''mom'' was short. Sonia's hair is actually pretty long. And also, even if Sarah wouldn't say anything about her mom being in the video, Taylor DEFINATELY would. So yeah, don't think they're the same person :P --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 23:11, 30 May 2007 (CDT)
::Okay for one, I didn't say the mom was short, so don't put words in my mouth. And I don't think anyone implied the mom was tall either, 'kay? The only thing in your comment that didn't reek of a superiority complex (as you lambaste my innocent theory) was the series having a lack of Sarah/Taylor monologues including "and along with her being stupid, my mom leaves randomly a lot". (Btw, my definition of short hair is above the shoulder, and our lil Curlylocks had hair at/just above her shoulders) --[[user: Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]
:::Crap, I take it back. I think I only remember Sonia's hair being short because of when it was zoomed in on her face; yeah, with the zoomed-out shot, her hair ''is'' pretty long... But there are still nicer ways to annialate a theory.--[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]
::Um, perhaps you misread what I wrote or vice versa... or perhaps it just came out wrong, but I certainly did not intend to come across as rude or superior, and I apologize if that is the way you took it. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 11:51, 31 May 2007 (CDT)
:Sonia can't be Sarah's mom. I do, however, agree that Sarah is not necessarily a part of the resistance. She doesn't care about Bree, and Taylor wears a hat in this video. When a character wears a cap, they are usually defying the Order, and in this video the only person Taylor is defying is Sarah. --[[User:Truncatedslinky|Truncatedslinky]] 23:34, 30 May 2007 (CDT)
::Thanks for putting it a lot nicer, Trunc. --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]
:i think sarah is just being a brat. she needs to be beat. -- [[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] may 30

:: I'll volunteer to, uh, punish her. --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 00:04, 31 May 2007 (CDT)
:: i'd do it myself but it would be umm... statutary rape? --[[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] may 31

:I really am tired of everyone assuming that everyone the TAAG meets MUST be Orderite/HoO droid. Yes, there have been a lot of people they have met that have NOT been neutral, but keep in mind that that doesn't mean everyone they meet now must be bad. Plus, the whole "Taylor wears a hat in this video. When a character wears a cap, they are usually defying the Order, and in this video the only person Taylor is defying is Sarah." thing is completely ludicrous. Yes, we have noticed a trend with the hats= Order defiance, but I really think that logic should be taken with a grain of salt. IT IS possible for them to just decide "Hmm... maybe I'll wear a hat today" and not have any defiance. Sometimes I think that some people forget that we are supposed to believe that this is real because in some cases, we are supposed to "suspend belief". I think maybe you guys are getting a little carried away. [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 01:27, 31 May 2007 (CDT)
:: :Singing "It's a Small World After All: Ever watch "Heroes"? And most of those people ended up being related in some way! LG15 could make it work. :-p Don't knock it till u try it! LOL (Btw, there may be a clothing color-code in black clothes vs white, so I wouldn't put it past them to create a random-as-crap hat code. But the clothes theory is a bit shakey, too, so I guess it's yet another "Wait and See" from the almighty Creators. ;-)) --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

== I LIKE DONUTS ==
YES! THANK YOU! After I mentioned how funny I found this nobody agreed but she's still saying it. <3 [[User:TokyoMike|JapanMIke]] 23:21, 30 May 2007 (CDT)
:i agreed. so there! -- [[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] may 30
::Hurrah! [[User:TokyoMike|JapanMIke]] 23:57, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Talk:Entertaining Myself

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2007-05-31T04:54:46Z

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Entertaining Myself

2007-05-31T04:53:47Z

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'''Entertaining Myself''' is the two hundred second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' Believe me (''whispers'') when I tell you I don't video blog. I'm just bored out of my mind. So I'm doing this as kind of like, an art installation piece. Title of my piece: Bored As Hell Blogging. I'm the art. (''Air quotes'') "Me." Stuck in this room, 'cause out there are the gloom and doom brothers. I thought coming to California would be a magical adventure. (''Sarah looks around and the sound of water dripping can be heard.'') Isn't exactly what I had in mind, is it? (''Cut to a close-up of Sarah's face'') We must fight the Order! We must save Bree! Ruuun!! Ugh. I'm sorry. Bree left willingly, you know? Plus, she seems pretty into this whole lame Hymn of One crap. Those videos make me fall over. (''She falls backward onto the bed.'') (''Imitating Bree'') Sing the eternal annoying song. (''She gags.'') Ugh. I don't know if I wanna be part of this. (''Cut to Sarah doing a backbend on top of her bed.'') Imagine it's like a hundred and ten degrees in my room. Hot. And I'm doing it {{wikipedia|Bikram}} style. (''She falls down.'') That's yoga, you pervs.

(''Musical montage of Sarah kissing, slapping, and otherwise abusing P. Monkey.'')

My bored as hell blogging continues. I am now going to say whatever pops into my head. Red. Black. Boots. Ninja. (''She makes an attempt at a ninja pose while sitting.'') Cheese. Colossus. Colossus loves cheese. I like donuts. (''She taps on the camera'') Hello in there.

(''Cut to Sarah now video chatting with Taylor. Taylor is visible on Sarah's laptop screen, and she is talking quite loquaciously into a headset microphone.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera, talking over Taylor'') Chitty-chatty Taylor is going on and on. I'm more bored than I was before.

'''Taylor:''' (''In the background'') ...And she tried to get them off but instead she like sliced my finger open and it was really gory and then we--

'''Sarah:''' (''To Taylor.'') Okay, be quiet now! I need to know if you're taking good care of Colossus.

'''Taylor:''' Colossus is good.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean by "good"?

'''Taylor:''' ''Good.''

'''Sarah:''' Is he dead?

'''Taylor:''' Sarah! I didn't kill your ferret. He's fine.

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera'') If she killed my ferret, I'm going to be pissed off.

'''Taylor:''' But I'm sure he misses you.

'''Sarah:''' Hm, sweet. Anything new with Mom?

'''Taylor:''' Umm... she cut her hair really short, and tried to make it light blonde, but it turned out red.

'''Sarah:''' (''Makes a face at the camera'') That's pretty.

'''Taylor:''' It's a lot better than it sounds.

'''Sarah:''' Okay then.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, Dad called Mom and left her a message on her cell phone.

'''Sarah:''' What did he say?

'''Taylor:''' I don't know, Mom wouldn't let me listen to the message, but it made her completely sad for like, two days. Sarah, you should call her again. She got really happy after she talked to you yesterday.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I'll try. (''Turns to the camera and mouths'') No I won't.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, before I forget, Perry says hi.

'''Sarah:''' You're hanging out with Perry?

'''Taylor:''' Well, he came over to get his shirt he left here and yeah, we hung out.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean you hung out?

'''Taylor:''' It means that um, Perry is nice. And um, (''lifts up her hair to reveal what seems to be a hickey'') kinda cute.

'''Sarah:''' Get that away from me! (''She gags again'') I just threw up in my mouth.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, over dramatic.

'''Sarah:''' Does he know that he can get arrested in like fifty states for even touching you?

'''Taylor:''' He's only seventeen, he won't be eighteen for like, two months.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, great, tell him that he can suck away on you for the next two months. All right, umm... I gotta go, 'cause uh, you're making my bored as hell blogging more boring than it is. (''She closes her laptop'') Bye.

'''Taylor:''' Wait, no, Sarah--

(''Cut scene to Sarah on her bed.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm pretending this stuffed monkey is Daniel. (''She kisses P. Monkey, then presses him to her chest. She sighs and turns her head sideways.'') That's his favorite part.

==Notes==
* This is the first appearance of [[Purple Monkey]] since [[Training Hard]] on March 13, 2007. The 77 day gap between P. Monkey appearances is the longest the series has ever gone without showing P. Monkey.
* [[Daniel's puppy]] appears in the background of this video, proving he is not a one vlog wonder.
* Sarah's lack of concern for Bree, mocking imitation of Bree, and abuse of one of her personal objects (P. Monkey) are possible indicators of jealousy and passive-agressive tendencies.
* Taylor sports a [[cap]] in this video.
* The second onscreen kiss since Bree kissed thor is also between a sexualy frusterated girl and a stuffed animal. Coincidentaly, Daniel inspired both of these kisses.

Talk:Opening the Box

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==RNA, Rybozones, Really... Random... Rowdiness?==

==Bree's Dad==
Hmm...maybe I'm just making up crazy theories, but somehow the note left by Bree's dad leads me to believe that perhaps he's alive after all? Anyone agree? Nobody knows when that box could have been put there, right? ~ Katy
:I agree that it's weird how the note says "You're with Daniel now." So that note HAD to be put there after Daniel and Bree went on the run. I don't really think Bree's dad had time to put the note there between when Bree went to Daniel's and when Lucy/the Deacon took him away? It was less than 24 hours. I dunno. But you're definately not the only one wondering if he's still alive now :) --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 23:48, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
:: Bree was with Jonas and Daniel at the time her father was "shot". So he could've known before the "shooting" took place. But it would be interesting to see if he's alive. [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 00:37, 30 May 2007 (CDT)
:::Yeah, no kidding. But I don't know, something about it just gives me the weird sense that he might still be alive. Of course, I still wonder where Bree's mom might be while all of this is going on. ~ Katy
Bree's dad definately knew the shooting would happen...if you watch The Unthinkable Happened, like five seconds before the car shows up, Bree's dad looks right in that direction, but keeps calmly walking. --[[User:24.222.132.102|24.222.132.102]] 13:12, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

==Frontpage Image==
Not really sure this image is working on the main page. Looks like a blank white sheet of paper when it's thumbnail size. I like it on the video page, but if we could get something a little more distinctive for the main page, that'd be great. I'd seen the video, but didn't even realize what the image was when I clicked on the main page just now. --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 00:38, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

==Daniel's Freak==
Looks like Sarah's the fun kind of psycho! --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]
i dont know. i dated girls like that. -- [[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] may 30 2007

==Daniel Uses Wikipedia==
Is it worth putting in this article that what Daniel said about ribozymes is a direct quote from wikipedia (the way it appeared before the video was posted?) The wikipedia page about ribozymes says "Investigators studying the origin of life have produced ribozymes in the laboratory that are capable of catalyzing their own synthesis under very specific conditions, such as an RNA polymerase ribozyme." The phrase "capable of catalyzing their own synthesis" is directly quoted in the video. --Katie (on LG15.com)
:I think so. Sorta like how they might quote something in an article or sumthin. --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

Inebriated

2007-05-30T00:31:05Z

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User:Platypusrex256

2007-05-30T00:25:52Z

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== General Description ==

i am a platypus. i am the only mamal with a poisonous vennom. i am also a notoriously bad speller. if you want to talk to me, you can choose between msn or aim. i am pleasant and mostly friendly. but mind the vennom. yes. mind the vennom.

== Interists ==
* i am on youtube[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=gu88766] and like to post silly videos. on the forums, i am intersted in [[sunglasses]] and [[inebriated|inebriation]], and the color [[orange]] so i created the wiki pages to reflect my curiosity.
* i am on myspace[http://www.myspace.com/oscarmusic] and like to record music.
* i am also in national geographic![http://www3.nationalgeographic.com/animals/images/800/platypus.jpg]

== Contact ==
* aim: platypusrex256
* msn: platypusrex256@hotmail.com

Talk:Inebriated

2007-05-30T00:25:22Z

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=No More "Drunk"=
*Cool to see we're using proper terms now! --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 03:02, 26 May 2007 (CDT)
:* haha yeah... i'm glad to see someone cares, too =) [[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] 17:34, 29 may 2007 (PT)