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Bullet to the Head

2008-06-19T20:07:13Z

64.109.201.30: /* Transcript */ Minor typo "...if he's not gonna, then talk he's worthless to us."

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| caption = Carl's finally getting what he deserves.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = 20080618
| url = {{lg15|624}}
| forumid = 17729
| length = 3:22
| description = Jonas went INSANE!
| location = [[The rented house]]
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==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' I don't know what Jonas plans to do. He won't say anything to me but I know it's gonna be rough. And don't get me wrong, I want Carl gone as much as anyone but (''To Jonas'') we're not murderers. Right? (''Turns camera to Jonas'')

'''Jonas:''' We'll See. (''Jonas opens the door to Carl's room and sits down in front of Carl'') Well, Carl today's the big day. (''Taps gun a few times'') Cause I'm out of patience. But I do gotta say though, I'm kind of exicted.

'''Carl:''' Look, why don't you guys just let me go? Jonas, you're not gonna kill me.

'''Jonas:''' No. Nope, that's where you're wrong Carl. I am gonna kill you.

'''Daniel:''' Carl, just tell us what we wanna know. Anything. Come on man, we don't wanna kill you.

'''Jonas:''' Yes we do. I do. See I had a... an epiphany. Do you know what an epiphany is Carl? See, if he's not gonna talk, then he's worthless to us. (''Holds gun up to Carl's face'')

'''Daniel:''' Jonas... Carl, listen this is your last chance. Just give us something about [[Lord Carruthers|Carruthers]].

'''Carl:''' Okay. Carruthers financed the [[Salinas]] Campaign through [[Sacred Spirit]]. (''Looks at the camera, then at Jonas'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. And?

'''Carl:''' And it was millions. Carruthers is behind everything.

'''Jonas:''' Keep going.

'''Carl:''' And the plan was for Salinas to run for congress then governor then... Look, who knows what. Look, nothing happens without Carruthers. Look, now that [[Dr. William Porter|Porter's]] gone he's in charge.

'''Jonas:''' I'm sorry Carl. That just... (''Loads gun'') That just wasn't good enough. Do you got anything else?

'''Carl:''' I don't know anything else. I met him for the first time last week.

'''Daniel:''' And Gina?

'''Carl:''' Gina's gone, Daniel. Salinas took the body. Alright, you guys don't understand. [[The Order]] promised me everything I ever wanted and all I had to do was just... what ever they asked. I-I'm sorry, I didn't know what they were gonna do. I promise. (''Louder'') I promise, you guys.

(''Jonas cocks his gun''.)

'''Daniel:''' Jonas, can I talk to you for a second?

'''Jonas:''' (''Stands up'') Tell you what Carl. We'll be right back. (''Taps gun'') Don't go anywhere.

(''Jonas and Daniel walk out of room''.)

'''Jonas:''' This is bullshit.

'''Daniel:''' Why's it bullshit?

'''Jonas:''' Because he's not some stooge that was set-up.

'''Daniel:''' What if he is, huh? We can't kill him.

'''Jonas:''' He knew there was a contract on us and he knew where we were. He might as well pull the trigger himself. (''Pulls gun out of his pocket'') I'm settling this. (''Cut to Jonas standing next to Carl'') Why don't you give me a reason not to kill you, Carl?

'''Carl:''' (''Leans head back'') Okay. (''Swallows'') I know that you keep Bree's little purple puppet in a box under your bed.

'''Jonas:''' That's not true.

'''Carl:''' (''Chuckles'') Jonas. Jonas, Jonas, Jonas. Don't be so naive. Okay, I should have never mentioned anything about Carruthers. You know, what I realize now is someone's gonna kill me. Now whether it's you or them it doesn't matter.

'''Jonas:''' You're right. (''Holds gun to Carl's head'') It doesn't matter.

==Notes==
*Carl never says Gina is "dead". He says Gina is "gone"; however, he does refer to the Order taking her body.
*The reference to [[Purple Monkey]] comes two years to the day that [[Bree]] introduced her.
*The title might come from a Rage Against the Machine song.

On The Hot Seat

2007-03-14T20:49:36Z

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| number = 0153
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| caption = Jonas is such a playa hata.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = March 13th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=207 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = Alex asked me to help her with an interview. It was pretty fun...
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'''On The Hot Seat''' is the one hundred fifty-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel is speaking into the camera'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay everyone, so [[Jonas]]'s aunt [[Alex]]andra, has asked me to...

'''Alex:''' No, sorry, "Alex".

(''Pan to Alex, sitting at the other end of a table'')

'''Daniel:''' Excuse me?

'''Alex:''' Alexandra is too formal.

'''Daniel:''' Alex. Jonas's aunt ''Alex'', has asked me to help her do a little marketing video explaining what she does in the fashion industry.

'''Alex:''' Oh.

'''Daniel:''' It's ok. It's not on. Don't worry.

'''Alex:''' Well tell me before you turn it on.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, yeah. Sure. Of course. (''Pan back to Daniel'') I'll do that. (''Pan back to Alex'')

'''Alex:''' I, um, whenever I do these things and I see my self on camera...I think I just...look ridiculous. And I hate my voice.

'''Daniel:''' No...come on. So, what demographic do you see your company's fashion line having the most impact in?

'''Alex:''' Probably...can I think about that one for a second?

'''Daniel:''' Nope, sorry.

'''Alex:''' No!

'''Daniel:''' Imagine you're on live TV.

'''Alex:''' No, bleh! Turn it off for a second.

'''Daniel:''' Sorry, can't do it. No. Sorry!

'''Alex:''' Ecch. Alright, we-we probably have the most influence in women ages 22 to 34 which is to say out of college, probably in jobs where they're judged by their physical appearence. Which is to say any job if you're.....

'''Daniel:''' Bzzzz!

'''Alex:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' I mean you were doing great until you brought up that whole sexism in the workplace thing.

'''Alex:''' Well it's true though.

'''Daniel:''' Well it's boring, though. (''Pause'') So, tell us about a typical day in the life of Alex, fancy-shmancy Fashion Designer.

'''Alex:''' I get up insanely early, go to my favorite coffee place and order a "Depth Charge" which is two shots of espresso in a big black coffee, and I usually finish drinking it before I get to my car. I get to work around...God, I dunno, around 8:00. Wait for my hands to stop shaking and spend the rest of my day at the computer.

'''Daniel:''' So, tip two, you ready for it?

'''Alex:''' Yes. What?

'''Daniel:''' Try to sound excited about what you do.

'''Alex:''' Ugh. I'm sorry. Can we just do it all again?

'''Daniel:''' Uh, no. So basically you're telling me that you, uh, don't cut the fabric, you don't sew. You.....do nothing.

'''Alex:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' Not at all.

'''Alex:''' No. Um, I still-I still choose fabrics and select patterns, but I do all of my designing on the computer now.

(''Pan back momentarily to Daniel who fakes snoring'')

'''Alex:''' Oh, what? Like your life is so exciting.

'''Daniel:''' Well actually, we're on the run f...uh...

'''Alex:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Nothing.

'''Alex:''' No, seriously. You're on the run from what?

'''Daniel:''' Ummm, [[The Order]]. It's complicated. Just whatever. Never mind.

'''Alex:''' Okay.

'''Jonas:''' (''walking into the room'') Hey!

'''Daniel:''' Yo brotha!

'''Jonas:''' I thought you said you were gonna help me.

'''Daniel:''' What? C'mon dude!

'''Jonas:''' No, seriously. I think that's enough.

'''Alex:''' No, I asked him to help me.

'''Jonas:''' Uh, I know you did. (''Kisses Alex's head'') But, we got dinner to cook and DVDs to rent. So...

(''Pan back momentarily to Daniel'')

'''Daniel:''' (''Softly'') Playa hata.

'''Jonas:''' Mm-hm. (''Laughs'')

==Notes==
*Daniel considers himself a "Playa".

On The Hot Seat

2007-03-14T20:49:23Z

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Watch This!

2007-02-19T05:45:49Z

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|name = Watch This!
|number = 0134
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|caption = No! Not again ...
|blogger = Daniel
|date = February 16th, 2007
|url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=188 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = Today was crazy, I can't even begin to describe it. Just watch. We've been on the road all afternoon and just had a chance to pull over and upload this.
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| song = Trioxidation by Bjorn Fogelberg


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| actor2 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
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| actor3 = Jackson Davis
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'''Watch This!''' is the one hundred thirty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

''(Filming a bald guy in a black suit standing in front of a black SUV making a phonecall)''

''(Bree comes in)''

'''Bree:''' Daniel, this better be good. What're you filming? Oh my god...

'''Daniel:''' Go wake up Jonas...

''(Jonas comes in)''

'''Jonas:''' Is that what I think it is?

'''Bree:''' Stop filming! There could be others on the way, we should go!

'''Jonas:''' You know, screw leaving- I'm going out there, Daniel, keep filming no matter what.

''(Starts walking away)''

'''Bree:''' Jonas, don't be stupid, you can get hurt.

'''Jonas:''' Hey, you know what, we keep running away, they're just gonna keep chasing us... I'm tired of it.

''( There's a one frame flash, of Bree lying on a bed, with LG15, in the upper right hand corner)''

'''Daniel:''' Jonas!

'''Bree:''' Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' No!

''(Jonas walking towards the bald guy in the suit)''

'''Jonas:''' Hey! - This is private property!

''(Bree running to Jonas)''

'''Daniel:''' Bree no!

'''Jonas:''' Bree, stay back!

'''Daniel:''' Bree!

''(Fight between Jonas and the Watcher, Bree stays in the middle, Jonas pulls her away and they both run)''

'''Daniel:''' Get over here!

==Notes==
*As of this video, [[Jonas's house]] is no longer safe from [[The Order]].
*On YouTube only, for a fraction of a second, there is a still of Bree (taken from [[Daniel's Missing!]]) at the exact middle of the episode. Videos on YouTube are represented by a thumbnail of the image from their exact middle; therefore, this image of Bree episode's YouTube thumbnail, although the viewer probably does not consciously see the image while watching the episode. This technique was last used for [[The Unthinkable Happened]].
*As of now, we don't know where the three will go, or do. Some might suspect another turn of events, soon.

Purple Monkey Returns

2007-01-10T21:04:18Z

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| name = Purple Monkey Returns
| number = 0112
| image = PMonkeyReturns.jpg
| caption = Nothing takes your mind off of the death of a loved one like hand puppets!
| blogger = Daniel
| date = January 9th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=148 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = Been trying to figure out how to cheer Bree up and I got a good idea.
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| actor2 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
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'''Purple Monkey Returns''' is the one hundred twelfth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==
(''Daniel is sitting alone in the Library'')

'''Daniel:''' How can Bree not want to talk about what happened? It sounds like one of those things she's supposed to say. Her mom once got mad at her because she was crying because it...projected weakness or something. This whole...not wanting to talk thing? Reminds me of back in October with the fake ceremony and... her telling me not to get involved. She's lucky I did. Jonas told me that his Bree mental health exercise failed. Miserably. Which frankly doesn't- that doesn't surprise me. Jonas... he's really into talking about feelings. Don't be fooled by the whole bro (?) thing. Actually he's kind of like Patrick Swayze in Point Break... except we don't surf. Or rob banks. We just talk. He gets misty eyed and we hug it out. (''laughs'') It's only a matter of time before Jonas has us doing trust falls. That's not gonna cheer Bree up. I know what will.

(''music plays and shows a video clip of Bree sleeping on the couch. Daniel walks up to her with P. Monkey on his hand. He sits down and plays with him in front of her face. Bree faces the back of the couch and Daniel brings Owen over. She flings him away. Daniel comes back in front of the camera and shakes his head. He brings Bree a bowl of chocolate. Bree takes one. Daniel plays again with P. Monkey in front of Bree and puts on a weird accent, saying "hey babay this is P. monkay wuts goin' awn! C'mawn babay ah'll sang u a sawng! Mah names P. Monkay c'mon, cheer up! Just Cheer up babay! Hey c'mawn!" Bree is annoyed. Bree pushes P. Monkey and the camera away and leaves the couch.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''In front of Bree's room'') Hey Bree? (''Knocks'') Bree, why won't you talk to me?

'''Bree:''' (''In room'') Go away Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' So...you're not gonna talk to me. You know what, I'll just leave P. Monkey and Owen sitting outside the door. Apparently they're the only people that get you so...

'''Bree:''' Leave me alone.

'''Daniel:''' Bree, the only reason I'm here is for you! I left my job, I left everything, and you won't even talk to me! Just give me a chance!

(''Bree opens door'')

'''Bree:''' Daniel, turn it off. Turn off the camera, Daniel. I need... to be by myself right now. I don't wanna think about it. I just want my own space! Daniel, you just ... (''Bree slams door shut'')

'''Daniel:''' Bree, (''opens door'') look I came here for you! And all I wanna do is help with your dad.

'''Bree:''' You keep talking and I don't want you to, I don't want anybody to help me!

(''Music plays and shows Bree standing over the bathroom sink. Then she's facing the camera and talking to Daniel. The camera backs away as she closes the bathroom door.'')

'''Daniel:''' Well that... didn't go too well. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

==Notes==
* This is the first official LG15 video where one of the bloggers other than Bree has done the voice of P.Monkey.
* "Point Break" was a 1991 movie starring Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves. Patrick Swayze, as Daniel suggests, led a gang of surfers who robbed banks. Keanu Reeves plays an FBI agent assigned to track him down. Patrick Swayze's character gives a soulful defense of why he robs banks, and Keanu Reeves's character refuses to arrest him.
* "Trust falls" are a technique used in team-building exercises. A person will close their eyes and face away from a partner. The person, with eyes closed, will fall backwards and trust that the partner will catch them.
* When Bree is in the bathroom, you could see the toilet seat up in the mirror.