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Gross Guy

2007-09-07T18:56:32Z

63.205.51.2: /* Notes */

{{Blog
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| number = 0279
| image = 0279-TaylorOnTheLoo.JPG
| caption = I'm in the 'loo'.
| blogger = Taylor
| date = September 6th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|348}}
| forumid = 13819
| length = 2:54
| description = Sarah brought some creepazoid home so I'm stuck in the bathroom blogging.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Taylor's bedroom|Taylor's house]]
| tags = {{tags |lonelygirl15|lg15|daniel|danielbeast|taylor|soccerstar|sarah|creep|gross|guy|weirdo}}


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| Previous = Dirty Secrets
| Next = Stupid B!tch!

| PreviousB = Run!
| NextB =
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| NextC =
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{{PAGENAME}} is the two-hundred seventy-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-third video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Taylor is in her bathroom. She puts down the toilet seat and sits.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, so I promise there's a good reason I'm blogging... on the toilet. I don't know exactly what happened, but last night, [[Sarah]] went out with her latest boyfriend to a party. Usually, I'd be like whatever, but sometime around four this morning, I heard Sarah and, let's say, "a friend," come back. And I assumed that it was her boyfriend until I heard this really weird laugh. (''a creepy male laugh is heard from another room; Taylor shudders'') Ew, again. Ugh. And the reason I'm "in the loo" is, whoever this guy is, he sounds crazy creepy. I can hear ''everything'' going on through the wall. I mean, what was Sarah thinking? Okay, so she wasn't, but thankfully, I've only heard, you know, sleeping sounds, and the occasional gross guy laugh. (''the laugh is heard again. Taylor gets up and walks off-camera. We hear a door opening to the room that the gross guy is in'')

'''Gross Guy:''' Hey there...

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me!

'''Sarah:''' Get the hell away from my little sister!

'''Gross Guy:''' What--?

'''Sarah:''' Freak! Get the [[four-letter words|fuck]] out of my house!

'''Gross Guy:''' Whatever!

'''Sarah:''' Get out!

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside Sarah's room'')

'''Taylor:''' I'm really worried about Sarah. First, she was in the shower for like, an hour. I'm not even exaggerating. Well, I guess you can't blame her. I mean, that guy would make ''anyone'' shower for at least an hour, if not longer, but... (''Taylor knocks on Sarah's door'') Sarah? (''Sarah's sobs can be heard'') Can you hear her? It's six at night and she's been in her room crying all day. She's completely melting down. She hasn't eaten all day, and whenever I try and talk to her, all she says is, "I'm so sorry." 'Course, I can't talk to [[Taylor and Sarah's Parents|my mom]], and...

'''Sarah:''' (''sobbing from her room'') I'm just so sorry... I'm so sorry...

'''Taylor:''' I don't know what to do. Look, [[Jonas]], I'm so sorry that [[Emma]] had to [[Dirty Secrets|find out]] about the [[Hymn Of One]] that way. But, unfortunately, I have some more bad news. Really, really bad news. Sarah doesn't have the serum. She left the backpack that it was in at some party, or a boy's house, or the book store; she says she doesn't remember. I know, typical Sarah. And [[Spencer]], he's definitely not available. I mean he's still at that conference. Plus, he couldn't make more unless he got a sample of Emma's blood. You know, sometimes, I don't know what's harder, fighting [[the Order]] or dealing with normal life. I guess that's an easy answer.

==Notes==
*Neither Sarah or "gross guy" appear on camera in this video.
*Some have suggested that the gross guy's voice is similar to [[Daniel]]'s.
*This video hints [[Spencer]] may not be returning.

It's A Cult

2007-07-03T23:55:29Z

63.205.51.2: /* Notes */

{{Blog
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| number = 0203
| image = 203-HidingBehindATree.JPG
| caption = Can we get something to eat after this? I do like Donuts . . . .
| blogger = Jonas
| date = June 1st, 2007
| url = {{lg15|263}}
| forumid = 10837
| length = 4:26
| description = Daniel, Sarah and I, went to the location in The Hymn of One message. From there, we found the location for the seminar.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|sarah|hymn|of|one}}


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| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
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{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Sarah}}
{{VidChar|Carl|Cameos#Craig Coyne{{!}}Craig Coyne}}
{{VidChar|Sonia|Cameos#Raegan Payne{{!}}Raegan Payne}}
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{{VidChar|Watcher|Seth Jacobs}}
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{{VidChar|Cameos#Fan_Cameos{{!}}Participant #3|Cameos#Fan_Cameos{{!}}Jason}}

| Previous = Entertaining Myself
| Next = Getting Her Back

| PreviousB = Opening the Box
| NextB = Bedside Manner
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''It's a Cult''' is the two hundred and third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''A man who appears to be a Watcher stands in a park, in the distance. During Jonas's next line, several people, including Jennifer, walk up to the man and are given a flyer.'')

'''Jonas:''' OK, so here's the deal. Last week, you know, [[Bree]] made these videos looking for new recruits. Then all of a sudden, this [[Hymn of One#Audition|survey]] shows up on the [http://www.hymnofone.org Hymn of One website], people fill it out, and then the chosen few get these invitations to show up to "audition" to be a part of this freak group. And now we're in this park, with this guy in a black suit, handing out invitations. Weird.

(''Cut to shot of an invitation that says "Welcome Brothers and Sisters to '''The Hymn of One New Recruit Seminar''' -- Are You Ready to Sing Your Eternal Song?"'') Alright, so this is what the invitation looks like. It was given to us by someone here at the park and, uh, it gives the address of where the seminar is gonna be. So, guess what, we're on our way there right now.

(''Cut to Jonas, Daniel, and Sarah hiding behind a tree. In front of them is a parking lot of a hotel.'')

'''Daniel:''' It's a very exciting day. We're waiting for the Hymn of One's new recruits to enter the hotel for their big seminar. Hey, and we kinda hope Bree might show, since she's in all of the new recruits videos.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, I'm sure she'll be here to tell all the newbies how great her life is now she's with the H of O.

'''Sarah:''' Can we get something to eat after this? 'Cause I'm starving.

'''Jonas:''' (''whispering'') Maybe, maybe. (''indicates toward the parking lot'') That's Carl and Sonia, right?

(''Cut to Carl and Sonia, dressed in white, walking toward the hotel. They are followed by another couple, Barb and Chris, also in white.'')

'''Jonas:''' Look!

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

'''Sarah:''' They're weird lookin'.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, and their "merry friends." Do you know who that is?

'''Sarah:''' No.

'''Jonas:''' No idea.

(''Cut to Sarah and Daniel frantically running back from the hotel to the tree.'')

'''Jonas:''' C'mere, c'mere! What'd you guys find, what'd you find? (''Sarah breathes heavily, and looks pointedly toward the camera'') What'd you find??

'''Daniel:''' We were so close, we didn't get spotted by the Hymn of One crew. They might have seen Sarah.

'''Sarah:''' They didn't see me.

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure?

'''Sarah:''' They ''didn't'' see me.

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure?

'''Sarah:''' I'm positive, they didn't see me!

'''Jonas:''' So they're definitely here?

'''Daniel and Sarah''': Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' This is great.

(''Cut to some time later'')

'''Sarah:''' This is getting ridiculous, I mean, how long does it take to sing a song?

'''Jonas:''' Dude, do you think, do you think that maybe, like, they exit out of a different place that has another door?

'''Daniel:''' I hope not.

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure you didn't get seen, Sarah?

'''Sarah:''' Are you sure--

'''Jonas:''' Are you ''sure'' you didn't get seen?

'''Sarah:''' No!

(''A group of three people come out of the hotel'')

'''Sarah:''' Who is--?

'''Jonas:''' Who is that?

'''Daniel:''' I don't know.

'''Jonas:''' Do they look, do they look familiar?

'''Sarah:''' Go, go get them! Go get them!

'''Daniel:''' Should I talk to them?

'''Sarah:''' Go get them! Yes! (''Jonas starts to leave'') Go! Go!

(''Daniel walks over and talks to the group, and brings them over to the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Just act... normal, I guess.

'''Sarah:''' "Normal?"

'''Jonas:''' They're comin' right here.

'''Sarah:''' Mm-hmm, just don't sing any songs.

(''The three people -- Man #1, Man #2, and Jennifer -- are now standing in front of the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey.

'''Daniel:''' So, yeah, we missed the meeting, we just kinda wanted to know... anything about it, really.

'''Man #1:''' They taught us how to hear... our own song.

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Jonas:''' Man, I wish I would have , like, been there, to know what happened inside, just to get to see everything, it's too bad...

'''Man #2:''' I, I snuck a camera in there, I mean, I'll... if you guys want the footage.

'''Sarah:''' What? Seriously?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah!

'''Jonas:''' Seriously, you would do that?

'''Man #2:''' Yeah!

'''Jonas:''' Than-- Thanks, man, yeah, that'd be... that'd be awesome.

'''Daniel:''' Anything else?

'''Man #1:''' Well, they did give us these flyers. Um, they were all under a blue stone?

'''Daniel:''' Hey, Sarah, turn it off.

(''Cut to the footage from inside the seminar. The same song from the recruitment videos is playing, Sonia is speaking in the background, indistinct.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''voice-over'') So we got home and looked at the footage that that guy gave us. Here it is, check it out for yourself.

'''Sonia:''' ...and then we'll get started, as soon as everyone has a seat.

(''The audience members eventually sit down.'')

'''Carl:''' Welcome...

'''Carl and Sonia:''' ...to our Hymn of One seminar!

'''Jennifer:''' (''from the audience'') My name's Jennifer, and, um, I like a lot of different kinds of music, I like instrumental, like Beethoven, I'm fond of Amy Winehouse, and, um, I like Coldplay.

'''Barb:''' (''in front of the group'') I remember when I first came to my Hymn of One seminar, I sat in the back, and I tried to concentrate on what the Brothers and Sisters were saying... (''small time cut'') ...felt an indescribable, unbelievable sense of "All is Well," and I had an amazingly beautiful song in my head.

'''Chris:''' (''in front of the group'') My name is Chris, and uh, I, too, like Barbara, I found my eternal song here, through the, the Hymn of One. I came to the seminar, I was sittin' here, and... the whole time I was just so skeptical, so cynical, I... I kept laughin' under my breath at things, just kinda thinkin' I knew it all... It's kinda weird to even describe, but when I was goin' home, I felt like... I had this incredible moment of clarity. I just felt like, um... I feel weird even saying it, but I felt like everything around me, like the people, the cars, like even, like, almost like the whole universe was calling out to me, and just telling me that this was my Eternal Song. And at that moment, I just felt, I felt at peace, I felt like everything was gonna be okay. So, guys, I found, I found my Eternal Song, and I really, really hope that... you guys will find it, too, so... thank you.

(''The audience thanks him back and applauds.'')

'''Carl:''' (''in front of a whiteboard'') There's something else I would like to stress to you all about our organization here, it's something very important, very, very fundamental to us, and uh, and I think you all with appreciate it. (''writing with a dry erase marker'') It's a very simple concept. (''cut to Carl standing in front of the group'') "The Hymn of One is fun!" Just, you all just say it with me, just a couple of times, just to get it out, just to, to let it sink into your being. With me now...

'''Everyone:''' The Hymn of One is fun.

==Notes==
[[Image:203-Bluestone_Flyer.png|thumb|right|200px|The Bluestone Flyer]]
* The note Daniel receives appears to say:
:''Congratulations! You have passed level one on your path to becoming a brother or sister in the Hymn of One. Please let us know if the Hymn of One sings to you. Remember... This could be your eternal song! Are you ready? Contact us and tell us: "I am ready to join the choir!" 1-866-558-2749.'' [http://lg15today.blogspot.com/2007/06/hymnofone-red-blue-flier-messages.html LG15 Today - HymnOfOne Red & Blue Flier Messages]
* The shared [[cap]] between Daniel and Sarah is the same from [[CAMP PLAY]], which, in the beginning, Sarah wears and later gives back to Daniel. This might be another sign of their growing [[Relationships#Daniel_and_Sarah|relationship]].
* This video marks the first appearance of actual Lonelygirl15 fans in a video (other than [[Katharine McPhee]]).
* Lonelygirl15 fans [[fan references|Jerry Wright (Voyboy), GenocideInMyMind, and Jason]] appear in this video in the parking lot after the seminar, talking to Daniel, Jonas, and Sarah.
:*Jerry Wright (Voyboy) has a speaking part (his character is the one that filmed inside the seminar). He was able to meet Yousef, Jackson, and Alexandra.
:*Lonelygirl15 fan and forum poster [[fan references|Carmilla07]] also appears in this video at 2:28, wearing a tan shirt and blue jeans.
* The man handing out flyers is standing near the swimming pool area of Van Nuys Sherman Oaks Park.

Sarah Fan Club

2007-06-05T01:34:07Z

63.205.51.2: /* Sarah Fan Club */

[[Image:Sarahimageforfc.jpg]]
==The "[[Crazy Emo Chick]]" who has won our hearts==
Hi, everyone! Welcome to the '''[[Sarah]] Fan Club'''!

This is a group for those who love and appreciate Sarah to join.

There's not really any rules, other than loving Sarah. All who declare their appreciation for her in the fan club's thread on the [[forum]][http://lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9881] (or just add their name to the member list below) and wish to join are considered members.

P.S. For those interested, this also doubles as the '''Daniel-Sarah Romance Promotion Force'''. You can join one without joining the other, though.

P.P.S. When Sarah rules this world, she'll look with favor upon those who joined.

==Current members==
===Sarah Fan Club===
*Lurker (founder)
*Chelseyrl
*Jo_16_2
*mindinflight
*PolkadotConfederation
*BrokenKid
*chershaytoute
*Icaterus
*garnet
*RoseCrowley
*Aithne
*nicole_x
*longlostposter
*Esteed
*Inigo
*aideen
*Phoenician
*ladysolitary85
*R8tedR1
*RedRevolver
*nowherepixie
*JustAnotherLonelyGirl.
*lostgamer
*Shaneener
*EcholaliaRicochet
*Skunkwaffle
*JellyFish72
*Charles Phoenix
*Hippie29
*anniid
*BlogGirl14
*Brooklynxman
*qutestshorty
*irenedirks
*tripwires
*kellylen
*kageyuki
*bree_is_awesome
*jeans
*Jbshryne
*The_CW
*Mystico
*onesweetavenue
*U.D.
*crazylainey
*JanaL
*watermelonhead
*xo_Chilili
*megabyte
*allformonkeys
*SARAHPHOBIA88
*TheAnie
*house
*voyboy
Total member count: 54

===Daniel-Sarah Romance Promotion Force===
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<br><br><br>
*Lurker
*Chelseyrl
*Aithne
*longlostposter
*aideen
*ladysolitary85
*Phoenician
*EcholaliaRicochet
*Charles Phoenix
*anniid
*qutestshorty
*irenedirks
*Bree_is_awesome
*The_CW
*Mystico
*crazylainey
*JanaL
*xo_Chilili
*allformonkeys
Total member count: 19

==What we love most about Sarah==
Feel free to place your reasons below:
*'''[[User:Lurker|Lurker]]''' — I love her sense of humor, her attitude and the obvious potential for depth of character that lies within her. I also think she'd be a perfect match for my other favorite, [[Daniel]], the Beast himself. They seem different in a lot of ways, but both seem to be longing for love. May they find it in each other!
*'''[[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]]''' — Sarah is a breath of fresh air. I also love her humor and ways of possible flirting. She seems to not take herself too seriously which cannot be said for the others. I hope her and Daniel get together because she could be just what Daniel needs. They are like night and day. Plus, she needs to stay away from Jonas.
*'''[[User:Ladysolitary85|ladysolitary85]]''' — Sarah is unique, very intelligent, humorous, and very beautiful (there is nothing wrong with "emo" chicks). She's definitely someone I'd want hanging around in the series. I really hope she sticks around.
*'''[[User:Aideen|Aideen]]''' — I really don't think there are any words to describe the wonder that is Sarah. I have trouble breathing just thinking about how she speaks, how she does her hair, how her eyes are that perfect shade of blue-grey, how she is the complete opposite of Daniel (except when it comes to donuts) and is therefore perfect for him... Woops, sorry, got a bit distracted there while I was staring at the lifesize poster of Sarah on my wall -swoon-
*'''[[User:EcholaliaRicochet|EcholaliaRicochet]]''' — She's inpired me to teach myself how to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only my tongue... success has been inconsistent.
*'''[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]]''' - She is in competition with [[Gemma]] for best lips. You be the judge [[:Image:Biglipgemma.JPG|Gemma's lips]] vs. [[:Image:Alexandra Dreyfus.jpg|Sarah's lips]]. It's a tough decision.
*'''[[User:Charles Phoenix|Charles Phoenix]]''' - Sarah breaks up the previous character structure and stands out on her own, in her "out there" glory... with a chocolate frosted doughnut
*'''[[User:Inigo|Inigo]]''': Sarah is like Lolita to me. While the other girls of LG15 are cute, Sarah is just f-ing hot, because she is not a prude like the rest of them and is eager to explore her sexuality while philosophing the ways of life.
*'''[[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]]''': Sarah is the first really good decision that the writers have made in months. I was ''ecstatic'' to see her in CAMP PLAY. "I get it... I still need a shower." :-D !!!
*'''[[User:Esteed|Esteed]]''': I love Sarah for the beauty she holds inside. She guards it well, but if she were really a bad person, would she have ventured so far to help Daniel and Jonas? Her often acerbic wit and lack of a conservative attitude (which is extremely prevalent with the other characters) is refreshing, and makes her seem more like a genuine person. She doesn’t just freely display her thoughts and emotions for all to see, often she keeps her cards held close to her chest, revealing only what she wants to reveal. Her attitude hints at boundless passion for the things she cares about, and I would hate to be on the opposing side if she were to ever commit herself to a cause or ideal. She is, of course, absolutely gorgeous and not hard at all on the eyes, but that is only a plus to an already wonderful girl.
*'''[[User:Phoenician|Phoenician]]''':I love Sarah for many of the above reasons (you can't deny ANY of them, BTW), but what I love most about her character is that she is perhaps in a position most LG15 fans WISH they had . . . a front row view into the life of Bree, Daniel, and Jonas. Sure, she may help out or critisize or nearly take off her sweater to get a smile, but in the end she's a bystander with a unique personality in a unique situaton.

==Our favorite scenes with Sarah==
Feel free to identify yours below:
*'''[[User:Lurker|Lurker]]''' — So far, all of them. Her introduction in "Crazy Emo Chick" was wonderful (when she pretended to have a gun to Daniel's back), and she was awesome once again in "No Trespassing." She had several great moments there, including telling Daniel that she can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only her tongue, and telling both he and [[Jonas]] to "grow a pair" when they suggested that she and the other girls serve as a distraction for a guard dog. Even just listening to her description of the house as she investigated ("Lots of grass ... Very interesting ... Trees ... Paint falling off") was heavenly.
*'''[[User:ladysolitary85|ladysolitary85]]''' — In the video "I Know What Boys Like", Taylor asks Sarah "What do boys like?" and Sarah only responded with sparks in her eyes, looking over to Taylor then back to the camera as she unzips her sweatshirt.
*'''[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]]''' — I think that if I knew Sarah I could come to appreciate her various talents, such as when she puts her leg behind her head or when she ties a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.
*'''[[User:JustAnotherLonelyGirl.|JustAnotherLonelyGirl.]]''' -- In "I Know What Boys Like" when she clasps Taylor's mouth and says "Every time you score a goal, a starving child in Africa dies." Also, every bit of "Let's Play Doctor" that included her was magnificent. XD
*'''[[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]]''' -- "It involves D batteries, and makes a lot of noise." "...A boom-box?" BRILLIANT.
*'''[[User:Esteed|Esteed]]''': I think we’re all rather fond of the show we almost got, but other than that, I think my favorite scene with Sarah (so far) would have to be any scene where she challenges the others to step things up. She may merely say, “grow a pair” but in doing so, she’s challenging the others to put up or shut up. I’m hoping we’ll see scenes where Sarah not only challenges them to step it up a notch, but to change the way they’re thinking. I’d love to see Sarah as a force for change within the group. And of course, the D batteries scene is good.
*'''[[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]]''': "But I'm your freak". Yeah, that was ultimate cuteness.
*'''[[User:Phoenician|Phoenician]]''': I've been loving most of Sarah's scenes, but the best of the best HAD TO BE Sarah's face when she says she's just BORED OUT HER MIND! LOL, I just had to put that pic on my Userpage!
*'''[[User:Charles Phoenix|Charles Phoenix]]''':Everything that is Sarha but especially all of the Sarah (and Daniel) ness throughout [[Getting Her Back]]
*'''[[User:anniid|anniid]]''': Camp Play when she has the camera and is wandering around saying strange things sarcastically and looking for clues under a blade of grass. I also like it when she asks whether or not the donut Daniel swiped was jelly-filled.

==Goals==
*To promote more appearances by Sarah in LG15 videos through the expression of our love
*To promote more posts by Sarah on the official LG15 forum, again through the expression of our love
*Convince [[The Creators]] to pair her with Daniel romantically and let them live happily ever after (possibly not the goal of all members, but definitely a goal the founder had in mind)

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Dream 3

2007-05-01T18:59:40Z

63.205.51.2: /* Transcript */

{|In Use|}
'''Dream 3: Sleeping Beauty (Gemma)'''
{{Unofficial blog
| name = Dream 3: Sleeping Beauty (Gemma)
| number = 003
| image = SleepingBeautyThumb.jpg
| caption = I detest my sins.
| blogger = VoyBoy
| date = February 09, 2007
| url = {{revver|168408/flv}}
| description = Who Says RIP And Means It?
Gemma Gemma on the wall...Anne Sexton would have told your story best of all.
| song =
| tags = LG15 lonelygirl15 daniel danielbeast order opaphid storm castle fight back police with mercy for the greedy anne sexton
| Previous = Dream 2
| Next = Dream 1
}}
This is the third blog in the [[Dreams from the Breeniverse]] video series.

==Transcript==
'''Text:''' Dream 3 ... Sleeping Beauty

(''Shot of a church with a skull image over it'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' Concerning your letter in which you ask me to call a priest

(''Shot of Jesus being crucified, then zooms out to the chapel of a church'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' And in which you ask me to wear The Cross that you enclose

(''Shot of Gemma talking'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' Your own cross. Your dog-bitten cross.

(''A shot of a strand of pearls in a jewlery box'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' No larger than a thumb.

(''Shots of random letters and numbers. Then a shot of [[OpAphid]] opening her eyes'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' Small and wooden, no thorns, this rose

(''Shot of an angel statue in what appears to be a graveyard. Zooms out to people under umbrellas standing around a coffin.'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' I pray to its shadow. That gray place. Where it lies under letter... deep, deep.

(''Shot of Gemma walking in an alley'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' I detest my sins.

(''More random letters and numbers appear on the screen. Then cuts to a close up of a person's hand'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' And I try to believe in The Cross. I touch its tender hips, its dark jawed face, its solid neck.

(''Kaleidoscope image'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' Its brown sleep.

(''Scenes of Jesus being crucified'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' True. There is a beautiful Jesus. He is frozen to his bones like a chunk of beef. How desperately he wants to pull his arms in! How desperately I touch his vertical and horizontal axes.

(''Scene of the angel in the graveyard again''')

'''Anne Sexton:''' But, I can't. Need is not quite belief. All morning long, I have worn your cross.

(''Shot of Gemma climbing over a brick wall'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' Hung with package string around my throat.

(''Gemma walking down the alley with [[Tachyon]]'s target over her chest.'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' It tapped me lightly as a child's heart might, tapping secondhand, softly waiting to be born. Ruth, I cherish the letter you wrote.

(''Gemma mimes the [[OPAPHID]] anagram.'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' My friend, my friend. I was born during reference work in sin

(''[[OpAphid]] logo appears. Shot of Gemma walking down the street in California with [[Lucy]].'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' And born confessing it. That is what poems are:

(''Gemma standing in front of a brick wall, then Gemma on a pay phone.'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' With mercy for the greedy.

(''Shot from the prospective of a person taking a down escalator.'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' They are the tongue's ramble.

(''Close up of Gemma's eye.'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' The world's pottage

(''Close up of Tachyon's eye.'')

'''Anne Sexton:''' The raths star.

==Notes==

Best moments of 2006

2007-04-05T00:39:06Z

63.205.51.2: /* Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) */

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= The Best LG15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 3-5''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

'''1/16/07, 12:07 EST--The polls are now CLOSED!!'''

'''DISCLAIMER:''' This page was created after bored [[lonelycrack]]s on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. [[Forum]]s and [[ARG]] were underrepresented, until they were given two weeks time and multiple reminders to post their choices. Also, please note that there is no statistical significance concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting. Votes from forum members were tabulated at [[forum vote]].

== Best Video ==

'''1.''' [[The Unthinkable Happened]] (with 47 votes!)

'''2.''' Tie: [[Swimming]] and [[Grillz feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n.]] (both with 9 votes)

'''3.'''Tie: [[Christmas Surprise]] and [[Poor Pluto]] (6 votes!)

'''Summary:'''
'''*Total Votes: 64+31=95'''

'''A Listing of All Nominated Videos:'''
'''Total nominations: 16'''

*[[Daniel Returns, and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)]]

*[[Fleeing The Watcher]]

*[[My Difficult Decision]]

*[[A Peace Offering (and P. Monkey Boogies)]]

*[[Poor Pluto]]

*[[Proving Longitude Wrong]]

*[[What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?]]

*[[My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!)]]

*[[My First Kiss]]

*[[On The Run]]

*[[What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?]]

== Best Moments ==

'''1.''' Bree: "Now I'm gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let's pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I'm a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives." ([[My First Kiss]]-18 votes)

'''2.''' Daniel: "L'care" (16 votes)

'''3.''' The "shot"(?) heard round the [[Breeniverse]] ([[The Unthinkable Happened]]-7 votes)

'''4.'''Daniel: "Today we're going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn't that cool?" (nods while Bree's face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) ([[Proving Science Wrong... with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15]]-15-6 votes)

'''Other Nominated Comments:'''
(In NO particular order!)

*Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. ([[The Danielbeast]])

*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves [[Orange Slurpee|oranges]], so let's-- " ([[Breakfast In Bed]])

*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". ([[Don't Trust The Authorities]])

*Bree: "P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you'll have your own room. That's pretty generous." ([[Bree Phone Home]]).

*Bree: "Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check." ([[Exploring The Motel]])

*"My name is Bree. I'm 16. Um, I don't really wanna tell you where I live...'cause, you could stalk me." {image freezes, 'Psycho' music plays, and girl screams} ([[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]])

*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" ([[Swimming]])

*Bree: Daniel I missed you, Daniel while stuffing his backpack chuckles and says: I missed you too...They both chuckle ([[I Listened To Daniel]])

*Bree: "Kitty!"

*So-o-o-o...you're probably wondering why I'm so stuck on kissing today. I really don't want to tell you, but... Saturday night I went to a party with Daniel and he kissed me! (Bree jumps onto the floor out of camera range, then peeks up several times) You're still here. Go away. ([[My First Kiss]])

'''SUMMARY:'''
*Total Nominations: 14
*Total Votes: 62

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

'''TOP FOUR FAN VIDEOS!!!'''

'''1.''' "It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633/flv/affiliate/42622- voyboy
(with 14 votes)

'''2.''' "This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching (10 votes)

'''3.''' "P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak (8 votes)

'''4.''' "Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct (7 votes)

'''Other Nominated Videos:'''

(In no particular order)

*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo)
*"Dr. [[Marbella]]-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - [[Marbella]]
*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985
*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke
*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct
*"To LG-15 Bree from [[Marbella]]" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -[[Marbella]]
*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct
*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX
*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ
*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy
*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU
*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE
*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

'''SUMMARY:'''
*Total nominations: 17
*Total votes: 52 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the Phorum/Forum ==

'''(1)''' Spaciegirl returns to the forum (Dec 2006)(4 votes)

'''Tie For #2'''

*Bree attends the infamous chat at lonelygirl15.com and the site almost crashes (Nov. 28, 2006)(3 votes)
*Cassieiswatching goes into Second Life, and soon after, people in the forum are riding cows and stuff (Oct. 2006) (3 votes)

There were 21 nominations total. Please refer to: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Forum_vote#The_Best_LG-15_Moments_of_2006-Continued_Voting
where you can read them all!
Oddly, there were 17 votes, and most nominations only received one vote.

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Comment Board ==

'''1.''' Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" (edited)- (7 votes)
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now

*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE...WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff...at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:...o...
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that's been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don't trust any other brand. </pre>

'''2.''' Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: (5 votes)
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I'm seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I'll have a large Orange Juice...
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram ...
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem... er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms... </pre>

'''Tie for 3'''

*FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board (4 votes)

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 (4 votes)

<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one...and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>

* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 (4 votes)

<pre>The reason why it's LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here's what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it's the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn't want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don't
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let's just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>

* Creation of the LG15 Defence Force (1 vote)

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

'''SUMMARY:'''
*Total nominations: 5
*Total votes: 18

'''THANKS ALL!!'''

<pre>
45 TOTAL NOMINATIONS BY FANS

SITE DESIGNER WOULD LIKE TO BE ANONYMOUS, BUT SHE WAS GREAT!!

ORIGINAL IDEA BY CLOUD_AX

ORIGINAL DATA COLLECTION BY JOE*

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TABULATION BY [[Marbella]]

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