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Shop of Horrors!!!

2008-04-12T10:36:18Z

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==Transcript==
(''zooms out from a beach to Gina at a higher altitude'')

'''Gina:''' So, we're going back to the Alcombe Antique store to see if we can find ''some'' sort of lead on [[Bree]]'s [[elder]].

(''camera shifts to Daniel who is sitting in the driver seat of a golf cart'')

'''Daniel:''' (''winks'') That's right.

'''Sarah:''' Daniel! When you're done eye-humping Gina we should probably--

'''Daniel:''' (''annoyed'') Will you quit with that? God. You wanted to come on this trip.

'''Sarah:''' Doesn't mean I have to be mute.

'''Daniel:''' (''overlapping Sarah. To Jonas'') Hey, man! Let's go.

(''Jonas and Jennie drive ahead. Scene changes to a plaza'')

'''Jonas:''' All right. Sarah's gonna distract the store owner with a, uh, long conversation. (''camera pans to Sarah's breast'') Shouldn't be too hard. (''laughs'')

'''Sarah:''' What? I'm just doing my part.

'''Jonas:''' All right. While she's doing that, Daniel and I are gonna go look for a bill, a credit card receipt, or anything that connects back to Bree's Elder, right? And...Gina, Jennie. We need you guys to look out for Lucy, okay?

'''Jennie:''' (''sighs'') As far as plans go, this is pretty sketchy.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well, thanks for your vote of support Jennie.

'''Jennie:''' (''laughs awkwardly'') Jonas. Come on. What if the shop owner's a woman?

'''Daniel:''' Then we'll be right back. Okay?

(''Jennie shrugs'')

'''Jonas:''' Let's go. Listen, Daniel. Do you have, like, a video on your cellphone, or anything like that?

'''Daniel:''' It only captures for 15 seconds and it sucks.

'''Jonas:''' All right. It's gonna have to do.

(''a dark, foggy clip follows. Sarah, Jonas, and Daniel enter the antique shop'')

'''Jonas:''' (''whispering'') It's an old dude. Business man. Let's back off somewhere over here. (''scene changes to Sarah talking to the owner in the background and Jonas talking directly to Daniel's cellphone'') He's eating outta the palm of her hand. Come on. We can do this, man.

'''Daniel:''' Dude. This is insane.

'''Jonas:''' I know.

('''Jonas and Daniel enter a into a different room. Scene changes in to darkness. Only voices can be heard'')

'''Daniel:''' Shh. Be quiet, man.

'''Jonas:''' Try to find anything dated to the week of the [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]] email.

(''papers rustling and cabinets opening and closing'')

'''Daniel:''' See anything? Do you see anything?

'''Jonas:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' This is useless.

'''Jonas:''' No, man. We gotta find it.

'''Daniel:''' Come on, man. We gotta go. Let's go.

'''Jonas:''' All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait!

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' What's this? This is dated the exact same week.

'''Daniel:''' Take it.

'''Jonas:''' What the hell is this? Come on! Let's go. Go, go, go!

(''scene changes to Sarah walking in front. She turns to the camera'')

'''Sarah:''' Okay. ''I'' should be in the CIA because ''that'' was, officially, a piece of cake. (''claps'')

(''scene changes. Camera view is no longer obstructed. [[TAAG]] is running to Jennie and Gina'')

'''Gina:''' What is it?

'''Jonas:''' It's like a letter requesting some specific marionette. But, there's no name on here, no signature. It's just stamped with some weird symbol.

'''Jennie:''' (''pointing to it'') Oh, that's a coat of arms. Um, European nobles have them. Just...Holy [[four-letter words|shit]].

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Jennie:''' Isn't that [[Aleister Crowley]]'s symbol?

'''Sarah:''' Hey, let's not forget who made this happen, huh?

'''Gina:''' Crap, guys. I think I just saw Lucy.

(''TAAG runs under behind a corner'')

'''Jonas:''' What? Come on. Go, go, go, go.

'''Jennie:''' Did she see us?

'''Jonas:''' She went into the doll store. I don't think so.

'''Sarah:''' You guys, I think we should circle back around and see where she goes after.

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, I don't think we should stick around.

'''Sarah:''' ''Why are you guys ignoring me?''

'''Jonas:''' Hey! She's coming out.

(''Lucy walks out with a large package. TAAG whispers to each other to get closer'')

'''Daniel:''' That box is for Bree's Elder. That means he's giving another gift.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. But for who?

(''Lucy drives away in a golf cart'')

==Notes==
*The YouTube tags are noticibly different from previous ones, which usually included various versions of character names and phrases like "hymn of one" and "the order".
*"Alcombe" is misspelled in the description of this video.
*This title of the video may be a reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Shop_of_Horrors Little Shop of Horrors].

Half the Week Away

2008-03-23T04:59:39Z

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(''Gavin is standing outside of Charlie's office building. He films the building from the street''.)

'''Gavin:''' We are the only animals on this planet that know that at some stage we are going to die. And yet we're also the only animals on this planet, armed with this knowledge, that still go to work.

(''Gavin turns the camera on himself and starts walking toward the building''.)

'''Gavin:''' Well, screw that! And, what do you do when the company that you're supposed to be working for is for it? Hmm? The place you're supposed to give all your blood, sweat, and tears for, all going down the crapper. Do you stay at your desk and fulfill your contractual obligations? (''Goes inside. Cut to Gavin in the elevator''.) Or do you treat yourself to a nice, long three-hour lunch with your ex?

(''Cut to Gavin inside Charlie's office. He walks up to the secretary''.)

'''Gavin:''' Uh, hi. Um, Gavin? Here to see Charlie? Is she around?

'''Secretary:''' Um... (''Looks through papers on her desk''.) Yeah, yeah. She's just- The media centre around the corner?

'''Gavin:''' Oh, thanks. (''Turns the camera on himself as he walks to the media centre''.) And, yes, I'm aware I'm using a [[JustIncredible.TV|JustIncredible]] camera to show the fact that I'm not doing any work, but... call it irony.

(''Gavin arrives at the Media Centre and goes in. Cut to Charlie on a laptop inside. The TV nearby makes a chiming sound as the news comes on and Charlie looks up. Gavin zooms in on the TV. Cut to Charlie watching intently. Cut back to the TV''.)

'''Reporter:''' Detectives investigating the disappearance of eight London girls are still trying to establish a link between them. (''Cut to Charlie watching and then back to the TV''.) All the girls have gone missing since the nineteenth of January. Police admit they have no leads on a suspect or any useful CCTV footage. Two eye witnesses have described a man in a black suit with sharp features who was seen with two of the girls. (''Charlie looks concernedly at Gavin''.) More on that now, with our reporter-

(''Charlie turns off the TV and begins typing on the laptop''.)

'''Gavin:''' Wow! Kudos! (''Picks up a print out of a page regarding the fourth girl missing from the Telegraph''.) Or as the Americans say (''fakes a whiney American accent''.) "Kudos"! (''Laughs''.) You're a work dodger-extraordinaire!

'''Charlie:''' Gav, you didn't get my message?

'''Gavin:''' We could swap tips over dessert. (''Laughs''.) What message?

'''Charlie:''' I'm really sorry, but I'm kind of really snowed under at the moment.

'''Gavin:''' Well, yeah, I know, but are you ready to make a four day week into a three-and-a-half day week? (''Laughs''.)

'''Charlie:''' No, look, I- I can't do this right now. I've really got to get through this. (''Puts on her headphones''.)

'''Gavin:''' Okay, well- I'll see you at the do tomorrow, then, shall I?

'''Charlie:''' (''Looks at Gavin and pulls up an ear of her headphones''.) huh? (''Goes back to typing''.)

'''Gavin:''' The... office party tomorrow? See you then?

'''Charlie:''' Catch up another time?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, o-okay. I'm worried about you, that's all. (''Heads to the door''.) 'Kay... H-Happy Easter.

(''Cut to Charlie engrossed in her work on the laptop''.)

==Notes==

WC ONE

2008-03-08T04:52:14Z

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==Transcript==
(''Gavin is in the kitchen playing with a screwdriver''.)

'''Gavin:''' Now, there's loads and loads of cameras knocking about this place, and it's, well, my job to test them all. So you already know Gavin the legend, thought maybe you'd want to know a little bit more about Gavin the man. Uh, so I thought I would give you a day in the life of a technical manager. Uh, and, at the moment, I'm working on some very, very "delicate" equipment. Uh... (''Pans the camera down to his crotch and laughs''.) Even more delicate than that! (''Shakes his head and puts the camera down''.) Um...

(''Gavin shows the screwdriver to the camera. Cut to him showing a tea bag to the camera. Cut to him sniffing a cup by the sink. Cut to Gavin showing a jug of milk to the camera. Cut to Gavin admiring his nails as he waits for the tea. Cut to Gavin shaking two packets of sugar at the camera. Cut to Gavin pouring the sugar into the cup. Cut to Gavin showing the screwdriver to the camera again. Gavin stirs the cup with the screwdriver and then extracts the tea bag from the cup and sips the tea.''.)

'''Gavin:''' Perfect.

(''Gavin walks out of the kitchen. Cut to Gavin sighing as he opens the door to the office. He turns the camera on himself as he walks to his desk''.)

'''Gavin:''' Now, it's important not to get in anyone's way. Just to be a "facilitator". So, watch me not get in anyone's way over in the corner here.

(''Gavin sits at his desk and zooms in on his teacup''.)

'''Gavin:''' Here we are. There's teacam. (''Pans to show a stack of biscuits''.) And the sister network, biscuitcam. (''Pans to show an individual biscuit''.) And, of course, biscuits+1. Know what? Justin'd probably stream that. Maybe I can ask him to give me a format fee.

(''Pans to show Lee at the desk across the aisle''.) And there's the team hard at work. (''Looks around the office. Gavin zooms in on Julia's breasts''.) Delicate equipment. Needs fine tuning. (''Julia adjusts her bra strap''.)

'''Lee:''' Aww, you saved my life. Hey, hey! Didn't have to get me a cup of tea as well. (''Grabs Gavin's teacup''.) Oh, go on, then. Oh, and biscuits as well! (''Grabs a biscuit''.) Tha-

'''Gavin:''' Give them back.

(''Justin enters the room, clapping''.)

'''Lee:''' No, we're a team now, Gav.

(''Gavin zooms in on Justin, who is wearing his clothes backwards''.)

'''Justin:''' Team, little bit of (''Points to his eye''.) eyeball time. Now, I know what you're thinking. But those lifts ''will'' be fixed by 4 o'clock; I promise. (''Looks at his clothes''.) Um, uh, it's a bet. Bet gone wrong. Bad bet.

'''Justin:''' So! How are Celebrity Burial Recreations going? Anybody? Julia: nun! Nun outfit for-for Lee? Is it here yet?

'''Julia:''' Uh... Sorry, Justin.

'''Justin:''' It's probably reception. Good luck with the latest pilot, team. I-I have to, uh... go now. (''Claps''.) Good luck!

(''Gavin zooms in on Justin's backwards clothing as he leaves. Julia walks over to Gavin''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Holds out a biscuit''.) Do you want a biscuit?

'''Julia:''' No.

'''Gavin:''' Biscuit? (''Julia slaps his hand away''.)

'''Julia:''' Do you think Justin's okay?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, he's alright.

'''Julia:''' No. I mean, do you think he's ''okay''? (''Points at her head''.)

'''Gavin:''' Well, yeah; he's paying for all this. Although, he did push back that launch. And he keeps stockpiling all those crap TV shows on "Danger Scouse" over there.

'''Lee:''' Don't mind me...

'''Julia:''' Yeah, we don't let you know what's going on here, do we?

'''Lee:''' Yeah, and he's ''always'' in his office.

(''Cut to Julia and Gavin walking through the hall of the building''.)

'''Julia:''' So I've, um, I lost my tape and it's late, so, um, I just hope Justin's got it.

(''Gavin and Julia go over to the door of Justin's office. Gavin knocks and then picks the lock with his screwdriver''.)

'''Julia:''' Um... Gavin's helping.

'''Gavin:''' Well, that was easier than I thought...

(''Gavin opens the door to the office, and they proceed in. Lee records the sign to Justin's office, which says "Justin Credible TV C.E.O.". The office is covered in sticky notes, and its contents include a sink, a toilet, an office chair, and a table''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh my god...

'''Gavin:''' Whoah.

(''Lee zooms in on a picture of himself on the wall in a jockey outfit. The wall is covered with pictures of Julia in her bikini from [[Boobcast]]''.)

'''Lee:''' That is not my f-

'''Julia:''' (''Slams her hands over the pictures of herself''.) Gavin!

'''Lee:''' Why am I dressed like a jockey?

(''Cut to a closeup of Lee's jockey picture''.)

'''Julia:''' Well at least you're dressed. What the hell is going on?

'''Gavin:''' He is absolutely barking mad. (''Takes the camera from Lee and rips down sign for Justin's office, revealing the placard for the handicap WC''.)

==Notes==