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Best moments of 2006

2007-01-01T02:22:10Z

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= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X
#Fleeing the Watchers X,X,
#Grillz X,X,X,X,X
#P*Monkey Boogies X,
#Christmas Surprise X,X,X,X,X,X
#On the Run
#Poor PlutoX,X,X,X,X,X
#Proving Longitude Wrong X
#Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)
#What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?
#The Unthinkable Happened X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home). X
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X,X,X,X
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,X,X,X,X,X
# Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed) X
# Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities) X
# Daniel: Is that on?
# Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast) X,X
# the "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened)X,

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

#"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak - X,X,X,X,X,X,X
#"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX
#"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ
# "1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - voyboy
#"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy X,X,X,X,X
#"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985
#"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke
#Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella X
#"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct
#"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella
#"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct
#"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct X,X
#"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo) X
#"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU
#"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board X, X, X, X,

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 X, X, X
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X, X, X, X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: X,X,X,X,X
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

*Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" (edited)- X X X X X
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now

*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE…WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff…at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:…o…
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that’s been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don’t trust any other brand.
</pre>

* creation of the LG15 Defence Force X

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

The Ceremony (video)

2006-10-15T06:58:53Z

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|blogger = [[Daniel]]
|name = [[The Ceremony]]
|image = CeremonialTree.jpg
|caption =
|number = 0050
|date = October 12th, 2006
|url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=80 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = I followed Bree and managed to film some of her ceremony. It was really weird.
|song = none
|tags = [[LG15]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[daniel]] [[danielbeast]] [[Bree's ritual|ceremony]] [[weird]] [[creepy]] [[bree]] [[Bree's religion|cult]] [[denderah|denderah order]]}}

'''The Ceremony ''' is the 50th video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Daniel:''' ''(driving, he appears to be holding the camera resting on the passenger seat)'' Around six, [[Lucy|Bree's helper]] came by, and they went inside for like, an hour. Then they just left. ''(cut to outside the car, Daniel is driving through woods, occasional glances of Lucy's car are seen)'' So... I've been following from a distance. This road it, it takes you up into the mountains and... ''(Daniel passes a large cactus)'' ...trying to stay really far behind them. The hell?

''(The rest of the video is much poorer quality than anything that has been seen before due to all of Daniel's lines being whispered, the camera not being held very steady, and mostly being a montage of trees and bushes Daniel is walking past or hiding behind.)''

This is it! ''(Daniel peeks through some trees at a bald man in a sit and sunglasses walking around by some parked cars)'' I couldn't...had to park up the road, but...that's gotta be them. Who is that guy? Hope Bree knows what she's doing. This is ridiculous. Look out, what's that? Where...the hell am I? ''(Daniel walks by [[:Image:TrippetSign.gif|a sign that says "Trippet Ranch"]])'' Oh shit. ''(people are seen in the distance walking around on a hilltop with flashlights)'' They came up this way. It's just up there. They're going up to the top. I don't like this at all. I don't know what to do. I can't hear what they're saying. I can't even make out...how many of them there are. ''(some figures are in robes, one of them lowers the hood of another, and we see it's Bree)'' Oh, crap! ''(heavy breathing as Daniel apparently runs away) (he stops and turns the camera on his own face)'' I heard somebody in the bushes, I just took off. I gotta get outta here, I gotta go. ''(Daniel runs some more in the dark, we see some flashlights pointing in his direction)'' I think they're following me. Oh, shit.

== Notes ==
I am your father and
Trippet Ranch is in California's [http://www.parks.ca.gov/?page_id=629 Topanga State Park].

Some fans of the series have hypothesized that the bald man with the sunglasses is [[Immant]].

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The Ceremony (video)

2006-10-15T06:58:17Z

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{{Blogpic
|blogger = [[Daniel]]
|name = [[The Ceremony]]
|image = CeremonialTree.jpg
|caption =
|number = 0050
|date = October 12th, 2006
|url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=80 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = I followed Bree and managed to film some of her ceremony. It was really weird.
|song = none
|tags = [[LG15]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[daniel]] [[danielbeast]] [[Bree's ritual|ceremony]] [[weird]] [[creepy]] [[bree]] [[Bree's religion|cult]] [[denderah|denderah order]]}}

'''The Ceremony ''' is the 50th video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Daniel:''' ''(driving, he appears to be holding the camera resting on the passenger seat)'' Around six, [[Lucy|Bree's helper]] came by, and they went inside for like, an hour. Then they just left. ''(cut to outside the car, Daniel is driving through woods, occasional glances of Lucy's car are seen)'' So... I've been following from a distance. This road it, it takes you up into the mountains and... ''(Daniel passes a large cactus)'' ...trying to stay really far behind them. The hell?

''(The rest of the video is much poorer quality than anything that has been seen before due to all of Daniel's lines being whispered, the camera not being held very steady, and mostly being a montage of trees and bushes Daniel is walking past or hiding behind.)''

This is it! ''(Daniel peeks through some trees at a bald man in a sit and sunglasses walking around by some parked cars)'' I couldn't...had to park up the road, but...that's gotta be them. Who is that guy? Hope Bree knows what she's doing. This is ridiculous. Look out, what's that? Where...the hell am I? ''(Daniel walks by [[:Image:TrippetSign.gif|a sign that says "Trippet Ranch"]])'' Oh shit. ''(people are seen in the distance walking around on a hilltop with flashlights)'' They came up this way. It's just up there. They're going up to the top. I don't like this at all. I don't know what to do. I can't hear what they're saying. I can't even make out...how many of them there are. ''(some figures are in robes, one of them lowers the hood of another, and we see it's Bree)'' Oh, crap! ''(heavy breathing as Daniel apparently runs away) (he stops and turns the camera on his own face)'' I heard somebody in the bushes, I just took off. I gotta get outta here, I gotta go. ''(Daniel runs some more in the dark, we see some flashlights pointing in his direction)'' I think they're following me. Oh, shit.

== Notes ==
I am your father
Trippet Ranch is in California's [http://www.parks.ca.gov/?page_id=629 Topanga State Park].

Some fans of the series have hypothesized that the bald man with the sunglasses is [[Immant]].

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I Completed The Ceremony

2006-10-15T06:55:58Z

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{{Blogpic
|blogger = [[Bree]]
|name = [[I Completed The Ceremony]]
|image = CeremonialTree.jpg
|caption = It was just a tree
|number = 0051
|date = October 13th, 2006
|url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=81 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = It was a little spooky because it was soooo dark, but it went really well.
|song = none
|tags = n/a}}

'''I Completed The Ceremony ''' is the 51st video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==
''(Bree is sitting in her chair. She has a bandage on her arm again.)''

'''Bree:''' So... I wasn't going to talk about this today, because I thought I would be too weak, but...I feel great! The ceremony was amazing. I feel so close to the people that I love now, I mean...even though my parents weren't there, I definitely felt their presence. Lucy was incredible. She stood beside me the entire time and held my hand. I got to meet many of the elders. I've been told that it's a great honor just to be in their presence. Now I understand why. I didn't slip up once, I remembered all of the steps that Lucy and I had worked on. I remembered my Enochian symbols, all of them. So...that was cool. It was pretty amazing studying all of these things for months and then seeing them all used in one night, the language, the steps, the discipline. There was an incantation given at the end of the ceremony that was in Enochian, and I actually understood most of it. So... I guess I'm kind of sad now because...it's over. I won't be seeing Lucy anymore. She's being sent somewhere else, but I made a promise to keep in touch. One thing that I was told after the ceremony is that now I'm in a place of much greater responsibility. It's gonna be more important than ever to stay disciplined. I don't think that's going to be a problem though, 'cause I feel like a completely new person.

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I Completed The Ceremony

2006-10-15T06:55:09Z

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Denderah

2006-10-13T06:12:43Z

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'''Denderah''' (also spelled Dendera) is an ancient city in Egypt which has some unestablished ties to [[Bree's religion]]. The city of Denderah houses the Temple of Hathor which is one of the best preserved temples in Egypt.

In the video, [[Learning To Drive]], Bree says that her parents do not belong to the "Order of Denderah." Denderah also appeared as a tag in this video, after many people were unable to hear what Bree said.

[[Daniel]] examined the topic in his video [[Order of Denderah]] where Daniel stated that he didn't really know much about Bree's religion.

In the video [[Zodiac of Denderah]] Bree tells a story about Napoleon's troops finding the temple at Denderah, and about the astrological system they had developed.

===External Links===
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denderah Denderah on Wikipedia]
*[http://www.hethert.org/dendera.html Dendera]
*[http://www.sacredsites.com/africa/egypt/dendera.html Dendera, Egypt : Temple of the Goddess Hathor]
*[http://www.geocities.com/athens/sparta/2622/html/denderah.htm Dendera]

*[http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/zodiac.htm Egyptian Zodiac from Denderah Ceiling (may be a Victorian pop cultural interpretation)]
*[http://www.geocities.com/astrologysources/classicalegypt/dendera/ Zodiac of Dendera]

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Month_of_Hathor Month of Hathor]
*[http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/goddess_hathor.html Goddess Hathor]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hathor_temple Hathor Temple on Wikipedia]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hathor Hathor on Wikipedia]
*[http://pantheon.org/articles/h/hathor.html Hathor at Encyclopedia Mythica]
*[http://www.angelfire.com/me3/egyptgoddess/Goddess.html Makara's List of Egyptian Goddesses]

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_calendar Egyptian calendar on Wikipedia]

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enochian Enochian on Wikipedia]

*[http://www.goldenlotus-oto.org/introductionToEgyptian.htm An Introduction to Egyptian Magic]

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centaurus Constellation Centaurus on Wikipedia]
*[http://www.repertorium.net/rostau/secondary/zodiac.html Centaurus/Lion within Dendera Zodiac]

*[http://www.pantheon.org/articles/s/sopdet.html Goddess Sopdet on Encyclopedia Mythica]
*[http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/sopdet.htm Sopdet on Touregypt.com]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sopdet Sopdet on Wikipedia]

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