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Jonas Fan Club

2007-07-18T23:14:27Z

24.58.84.132: /* The Finer Points of Jonas */

[[Image:Jacksonwguitar.jpg]]
== Shhh! Don't Let Him Know! ==

Welcome to the Secret Society of [[Jonas]] Fans!

The only requirement for membership is to sigh when viewing a Jonas Photo and replace membership notice with Shhhhh in any IC posts.

This page is a community page. Any member is free to post on this page, especially those with ideas to share for future projects!!

== Membership ==
===Officers===
[[image: FanClub_JonasWall.jpg]] Sack36, Founder, President

[[image: FanClub_Breeandjonas.jpg]] CRYISME, Vice President, Feather Fan Holder

[[Image:Jonasbreekiss4.JPG|120px|]] Eucebo, Chief '''Graphic''' Artist 
[[image: FanClub_Eviljonas.jpg|70|]] MayhemII, no.1 CGA helper

[[image: 0209-Jonas-Torso.jpg]] Mindinflight, Official Body Oiler

[[Image: 0185-JonasCarryingBree-Cropped.jpg|120px|]]Aponi, Grand Master of Praise

===Regular Members===
Metalchic 
Bree_is_awesome 
Ladysolitary85 
nowherepixie 
asti 
Gidget 
RedRevolver 
Nickylp 
xo_Chilili 
eno 
betz28 
watching_watchers 
julz_rulz 
megs229 
longtimelurker 
voyboy 
leahtards 
whittygirl 
Total member count: 24 Woohoo!

===Offices yet to be filled===
*Master Grape Peeler
*Designer of the Solemnity (NOT ceremony!)
*Captain of the Guard
*Lord High Wine Steward
*Official Bed Warmer (that's '''Bed''', not '''Bod'''!)

== The Finer Points of Jonas ==
(Keep it clean, girls!)

* Cleft chin
* The way he tried to run the Order's car down.
* Blue eyes!
* His Gun!
* Skateboarding!
* His cute laugh!
* Dr. Phil-esque attitude
* His female voice imitation
* His fake British accent
* His Muscular Arms
* How he always spouts pop culture references.
* How his hero is Max Headroom.
* His sensitivity
* His ability to forgive.
* His amazing dancing
* His adorable smile
* His sexy voice
* His curls
* His awkward sense of humor
* The way he furrows his eyebrows when he's sad
*His ''amazing'' sense of direction.
*How he claims Daniel gets them lost.
*His love for Bree.
* The Mission Alpha vid, need I say more?

== Our Most Cherished moments with Jonas ==
(Feel free to post yours!)

* Wanna get pizza? -- [[User:Sack36]]
* No, I mean, we don't know what this girl's capable of. She could have flames that shoot out of her eyeballs or something crazy. -- CRYISME
*I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! You can't come in! I don't care! -- ladysolitary85
* Gimme a coffee, and pancakes - MayhemII
* I think she (Bree) probably kisses like a dead fish -- MayhemII
* Look, I made sandwiches. I know-I know they're not egg salad, but...peanut butter, right? Huh? Chunky. -- mindinflight
* Whoa... wait, we're not talking about me. I'm okay, trust me. We're talking about Aunt Fornicator down there. -- mindinflight
* I do. Because I like to watch people come and go. Look, they come, and then they go. -- bree_is_awesome
* Heh, that was working? Wow, I don't know my own powers! -- bree_is_awesome
* A boo-..A boom box?- Anonymous
* Would you rather be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? -- watching_watchers
* (in his female voice) Maybe he could open up his own salon -- julz_rulz
* OK, so maybe I over-reacted... a little bit. ---Sack36
* Two words: shaved nuts. --JustAnotherLonelyGirl.
*Yowza --Anonymous
*You're a bitch. --Anonymous
*I'm not calling him uncle. I don't care if they have fifty, sixty kids; I am not calling him uncle. --Anonymous
*So tell me, uh, what are you doing later? --jonas_is_my_drug
*That's it, shake it out, let's go! --GemmaIsHawt
*I hope she (Bree) is buying me something. Hot chocolate? --anothersoccerstar
*You, uh, you trimmin' the lawn there, skippy? --neatolikeacheeto
*Yeah, I'm sure she'll be here to tell all the newbies how great her life is now she's with the H of O. --iluvjonas
*Just act normal....I guess --heartfeltapology
*See, that's B.S. right there. Texas, friend. Come on, give me a break. I mean, they weren't even part of the Union for what, like ten years they were their own country and then they were forced to join the United States. Forced. --dontmesswithtexas
*They're probably not doing to much talking if you know what I'm saying. --jonas sista

== Most Recent Photos ==
=== Jonas Pictures ===
[[Image:Jonascollage.jpg]] [[Image:0209-themorningafter-Jonas.png]]
[[Image:JacksonHeadshotinBath.jpg]]
[[Image:0201-Jonas-headshot.jpg]]
[[Image:0201-Jonas3.jpg]] [[Image:0204-JonasGrabbingBree.jpg]]
[[Image:0224-Jonas-cropped.png]]

=== Jackson Pictures ===

[[Image:Jackson7.jpg|180px|]] [[Image:JacksonHeadshot2.jpg]] [[Image:Jackson.JPG|180px|]]
[[Image:06281Jackson1.png|180px|]] [[Image:06282Jackson2.png]]

== Current Projects ==

*Getting Jonas to post!
*Increasing Club membership without letting Jonas know.

== Future Project Ideas ==

*Ideas?!

[[Category:Character fan clubs]]

Deep Throat

2007-07-14T06:29:59Z

24.58.84.132: /* Notes */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0232
| image = 0232-DanielStillCantbelieveSarah.jpg
| caption = I am calm. I'm calm.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = July 13, 2007
| url = {{lg15|293}}
| forumid = 12258
| length = 2:02
| description = I got a call from a mysterious reporter. She had some pretty important information. Not sure what we are supposed to do now.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|soccerstar4ever|deep|throat}}


| execprod =
| producers =
| pa =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
| music supervisor =
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Alex}}

| Previous = Sing Until The End
| Next =

| PreviousB = All Wet
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =

}}
'''Deep Throat''' is the two hundred thirty-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel is walking down an alley'')

'''Daniel:''' So I received this mysterious text message. And it reads... hold on, let me find it. "I have something for you. A box between 21st and 22nd in Idaho, Montana. South to north. Count three brown bins and make a left." Whoever this person is, they're a complete Deep Throat wannabe. Probably shouldn't have come out here on my own, but I just felt like I just had to do this for [[Bree]]. And I'm not going to get into that [[four-letter words|crap]] me, and [[Sarah]], and [[Jonas]], and whoever! Because it just doesn't matter when you look at the big picture. And I'm trying to stay calm... I am calm. I'm calm. (''Exhales.'') It was very cool that everybody came together and worked out all the missing words in [[Isaac Gilman|Dr. Gilman's]] letter. And I still can't believe that Sarah [[All Wet|dropped it]] in the first place. You know what? I'm gonna let it go. It's fine. So after we put it all together, Dr. Gilman's letter explained a ''ton'' of stuff to us. There is of course all this info about the serum, and how it's the only way to make Bree trait negative, but the biggest thing that we learned is that we need a small amount of blood from a trait positive girl, like Bree, in order to make this serum. Now that's all good to know, but how are we supposed to get a hold of this blood?

(''Cuts to Daniel at the meeting place.'')

'''Daniel:''' So it appears that the meeting location is in a dark alleyway. A very, very dark alleyway. If I don't return, and you find this, remember: a box between 21st and 22nd in Idaho, Montana. South to north. Count three brown bins. Make a left. Actually, one looks kind of green to me, but whatever.

(''Camera turns to the bins.'')

'''Daniel:''' Hello. Hello? Is anyone here... hello...? (''Very softly'') Why am I here?

'''Alex:''' Turn off the camera.

'''Daniel:''' Why?

'''Alex:''' I said turn off the camera.

'''Daniel:''' It's off.

'''Alex:''' Come closer. I received some informaion about your friend, Bree. You won't be able to reach her. They've put Bree in a lockdown. [[The Ceremony (ritual)|The Ceremony]] will be within a month.

'''Daniel:''' Who gave you this information?

'''Alex:''' Turn around and walk back to your car.

'''Daniel:''' You can't just lay this on me and not expect me to ask questions! This gives us nothing!

'''Alex:''' Time's ticking.

==Notes==
*This video has raised claims that [[TCC]] is actually Jonas's Aunt [[Alex]], while other forumers think it might be Beth or Cassie.
*{{wikipedia|Deep_Throat|Deep Throat}} was the code name of the [[TCC|secret source]] who leaked information about the {{wikipedia|Watergate_scandal|Watergate scandal}} to [[pop culture references#Other References|the press]].
*While Daniel stated in the video that he recieved a text message telling him of the location, in the video discription he says he recieved a call.

Jonas Fan Club

2007-06-09T21:45:39Z

24.58.84.132: /* The Finer Points of Jonas */

Jonas Fan Club

2007-06-06T04:43:53Z

24.58.84.132: /* The Finer Points of Jonas */

Jonas Fan Club

2007-06-06T04:42:41Z

24.58.84.132: /* Current Members */

I Know What Boys Like

2007-05-17T20:54:15Z

24.58.84.132: /* Notes */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0193
| image = 0193-SarahRemovingTopWithTaylor.jpg
| caption = Now ''this'' is what boys like!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = May 15th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|253}}
| forumid = 10256
| length = 3:12
| description = Jonas and Daniel seem really upset right now, so I wanted to cheer them up. Apparently Sarah had a different idea of what that meant.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = 1500 Miles
| Next =

| PreviousB = I Recognize Her!
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''I Know What Boys Like''' is the one hundred ninety-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' These last few days have been pretty tough. Bree took off and I kind of blame myself. I mean, I am the one who told them to come here. Anyway, I was in the forum, moping all weekend. I don't know what I would have done without you guys. So thanks for cheering me up. And Jonas, I guess you're right. It really isn't my fault that Bree's missing, I just... I wish that we had something to go on. Anything. So enough of that. I'm worried about Jonas and Daniel. Daniel in particular. They called us last night to hang out, but my mom would ''not'' let us go. So typical of her. Ever since my dad left... nevermind. Daniel, Jonas, even though I can't leave the house, I'm going to cheer you up. You need some cheering up.

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside of Sarah's door. There is a note on the door saying "Memories Flooded My Mind. Like a delicate symphony Wet with Blood." Taylor points to it.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah's new quote of the day. So, I thought this would be more fun with Sarah, but as usual, she's being lame. "Taylor, video blogging is for babies." What the [[Four-letter words|hell]] is Sarah's problem? It's not like I did anything wrong. Ever since dad left, she's been getting more and more bitter. This "I hate the world thing" is totally an act. It's not her. Freshmen year she was a cheerleader. (''She holds up a picture.'')

(''Video cuts, Sarah is now in Taylor's room with her.'')

'''Taylor:''' So Sarah decided to contribute. After much protest, she is here.

'''Sarah:''' I'm only doing this for you guys. (''Winks'') Video blogging - still stupid. As for Taylor, little baby brat. (''She pushes Taylor.'')

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me Sarah.

(''Sarah waves her arms around Taylor's head.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, stop it.

(''She pushes Sarah. Sarah pushes her back.'')

'''Taylor:''' So, what should we do?

'''Sarah:''' You tell me chief. Your idea.

'''Taylor:''' What do boys like?

(''Sarah looks at the camera suggestively and begins to unzip her jacket.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah!!

(''She moves in front of Sarah. Camera cuts and Sarah is sitting on the bed with her back to the camera.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah is now officially in time out. I'm going to present to you a more PG form of entertainment - soccer! I'm going to share with you a little soccer slang. I'm going to tell you all the ways...

'''Sarah:''' Booooorrrinnnngg.

'''Taylor:''' ...all the ways that you can say you beat someone. You waste them, you paste them, we took them out behind the wood pile, we...

(''Sarah gets up and puts her hand over Taylor's mouth.'')

'''Sarah:''' Every time you score a goal, a starving child in Africa dies.

'''Taylor:''' God, you're so morbid.

(''Cuts to Taylor and Sarah sitting next to each other again.'')

'''Taylor:''' Well, that didn't go over too well here. (''Sarah shakes her head no.'') Sarah thinks she can do things that are more funny, (''Sarah shakes her head yes.'') so without further adieu, I present stupid Sarah tricks.

(''Sarah lifts her leg up and bends it in various directions.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, that's just lame. You want to be impressed? I can do this.

(''She gets close the the camera and begins to shake her eyeballs. Sarah does weird things with her tongue. Taylor "honks" her nose.)

'''Sarah:''' (''over the top of Taylor's honking noise'') You, you were adopted.

(''Cuts to the girls holding cherries.'')

'''Taylor:''' Now for the grand finale, Sarah will attempt to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue.

'''Sarah:''' A very difficult task.

(''The girls put the cherries in their mouth. After a few seconds, they take them out. Sarah's is in a knot, but Taylor's is just bent.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ta da!

'''Taylor:''' I came kinda close... So I think that's all we got for you today boys. Hope we weren't too boring.

'''Sarah:''' I don't have anything to say.

'''Taylor:''' Well, that's because you're a boring person.

'''Sarah:''' No, actually, I'm terribly intellectual, I just chose not to be narcissistic like some people.

'''Taylor:''' I'm not narciss... I'm not.

==Notes==
*The title of this blog is no doubt a reference to the 1982 song "I Know What Boys Like" by {{wikipedia|The_Waitresses|The Waitresses}}.

*While Sarah is in her "time out", she flashes a "corna" toward the camera. While she most likely uses this symbol in its "Rock 'n' Roll" context, the corna also has many associations with the Occult. [[Aleister Crowley]] used a variation on this symbol in rituals to form the "Horns of Pan." [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corna#Variations_of_the_gesture] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aleister_Crowley_4.png]

* Sarah's tongue dexterity insinuates both licentious sexual proclivities as well as duplicitous speech--two traits often associated with the Occult (and teens).

*This video appeared on YouTube before it appeared on lonelygirl15.com

*Not only is this the first official video of Taylor's, it's also the first of hers to have "Faction: The Resistance" written in the summary. Some think that this now means that Taylor might be with BDJ now to actually fight the Order.

*Jonas replied to this video on YouTube by saying "Wow Taylor, thanks so much for making this vid. It made Daniel and me laugh - we kind of needed that."

I Know What Boys Like

2007-05-17T20:53:57Z

24.58.84.132: /* Notes */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0193
| image = 0193-SarahRemovingTopWithTaylor.jpg
| caption = Now ''this'' is what boys like!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = May 15th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|253}}
| forumid = 10256
| length = 3:12
| description = Jonas and Daniel seem really upset right now, so I wanted to cheer them up. Apparently Sarah had a different idea of what that meant.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = 1500 Miles
| Next =

| PreviousB = I Recognize Her!
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''I Know What Boys Like''' is the one hundred ninety-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' These last few days have been pretty tough. Bree took off and I kind of blame myself. I mean, I am the one who told them to come here. Anyway, I was in the forum, moping all weekend. I don't know what I would have done without you guys. So thanks for cheering me up. And Jonas, I guess you're right. It really isn't my fault that Bree's missing, I just... I wish that we had something to go on. Anything. So enough of that. I'm worried about Jonas and Daniel. Daniel in particular. They called us last night to hang out, but my mom would ''not'' let us go. So typical of her. Ever since my dad left... nevermind. Daniel, Jonas, even though I can't leave the house, I'm going to cheer you up. You need some cheering up.

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside of Sarah's door. There is a note on the door saying "Memories Flooded My Mind. Like a delicate symphony Wet with Blood." Taylor points to it.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah's new quote of the day. So, I thought this would be more fun with Sarah, but as usual, she's being lame. "Taylor, video blogging is for babies." What the [[Four-letter words|hell]] is Sarah's problem? It's not like I did anything wrong. Ever since dad left, she's been getting more and more bitter. This "I hate the world thing" is totally an act. It's not her. Freshmen year she was a cheerleader. (''She holds up a picture.'')

(''Video cuts, Sarah is now in Taylor's room with her.'')

'''Taylor:''' So Sarah decided to contribute. After much protest, she is here.

'''Sarah:''' I'm only doing this for you guys. (''Winks'') Video blogging - still stupid. As for Taylor, little baby brat. (''She pushes Taylor.'')

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me Sarah.

(''Sarah waves her arms around Taylor's head.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, stop it.

(''She pushes Sarah. Sarah pushes her back.'')

'''Taylor:''' So, what should we do?

'''Sarah:''' You tell me chief. Your idea.

'''Taylor:''' What do boys like?

(''Sarah looks at the camera suggestively and begins to unzip her jacket.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah!!

(''She moves in front of Sarah. Camera cuts and Sarah is sitting on the bed with her back to the camera.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah is now officially in time out. I'm going to present to you a more PG form of entertainment - soccer! I'm going to share with you a little soccer slang. I'm going to tell you all the ways...

'''Sarah:''' Booooorrrinnnngg.

'''Taylor:''' ...all the ways that you can say you beat someone. You waste them, you paste them, we took them out behind the wood pile, we...

(''Sarah gets up and puts her hand over Taylor's mouth.'')

'''Sarah:''' Every time you score a goal, a starving child in Africa dies.

'''Taylor:''' God, you're so morbid.

(''Cuts to Taylor and Sarah sitting next to each other again.'')

'''Taylor:''' Well, that didn't go over too well here. (''Sarah shakes her head no.'') Sarah thinks she can do things that are more funny, (''Sarah shakes her head yes.'') so without further adieu, I present stupid Sarah tricks.

(''Sarah lifts her leg up and bends it in various directions.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, that's just lame. You want to be impressed? I can do this.

(''She gets close the the camera and begins to shake her eyeballs. Sarah does weird things with her tongue. Taylor "honks" her nose.)

'''Sarah:''' (''over the top of Taylor's honking noise'') You, you were adopted.

(''Cuts to the girls holding cherries.'')

'''Taylor:''' Now for the grand finale, Sarah will attempt to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue.

'''Sarah:''' A very difficult task.

(''The girls put the cherries in their mouth. After a few seconds, they take them out. Sarah's is in a knot, but Taylor's is just bent.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ta da!

'''Taylor:''' I came kinda close... So I think that's all we got for you today boys. Hope we weren't too boring.

'''Sarah:''' I don't have anything to say.

'''Taylor:''' Well, that's because you're a boring person.

'''Sarah:''' No, actually, I'm terribly intellectual, I just chose not to be narcissistic like some people.

'''Taylor:''' I'm not narciss... I'm not.

==Notes==
*The title of this blog is no doubt a reference to the 1982 song "I Know What Boys Like" by {{wikipedia|The_Waitresses|The Waitresses}}.

*While Sarah is in her "time out", she flashes a "corna" toward the camera. While she most likely uses this symbol in its "Rock 'n' Roll" context, the corna also has many associations with the Occult. [[Aleister Crowley]] used a variation on this symbol in rituals to form the "Horns of Pan." [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corna#Variations_of_the_gesture] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aleister_Crowley_4.png]

* Sarah's tongue dexterity insinuates both licentious sexual proclivities as well as duplicitous speech--two traits often associated with the Occult (and teens).

*This video appeared on YouTube before it appeared on lonelygirl15.com

*Not only is this the first official video of Taylor's, it's also the first of hers to have "Faction: The Resistance" written in the summary. Some think that this now means that Taylor might be with BDJ now to actually fight the Order.

*Jonas relied to this video on YouTube by saying "Wow Taylor, thanks so much for making this vid. It made Daniel and me laugh - we kind of needed that."

1500 Miles

2007-05-15T23:48:17Z

24.58.84.132: /* Notes */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0192
| image = 0192-JonasPerplexed.jpg
| caption = All I have to show for it is a sunburn and some fire ant bites.
| blogger = Jonas
| date = May 14th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|252}}
| forumid = 10198
| length = 2:07
|description = Still no word from Bree. It's been a long weekend and Daniel and I are pretty frustrated. I tried to find some solace in Photoshop.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|julia|jules}}


| execprod =
| producers =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Jonas|Jackson Davis}}

| Previous = What the F*@k???
| Next =

| PreviousB =
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''1500 Miles''' is the one hundred ninety-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].
==Transcript==
(''Closeup of Jonas's eye.'')

'''Jonas:''' 1500 miles.

(''Cuts back to both of Jonas's eyes. Jonas is in his backyard as seen in [[Bored At Home]].'')

'''Jonas:''' 1500 miles is far. It's really really far.

(''Shot of Google Earth globe with Jonas's house marked'')

'''Jonas:''' We drove 1500 miles with Bree to Zavalla, Texas.

(''Google Earth zooms out of Jonas's house and zooms in on Zavalla, Texas.'')

'''Jonas:''' All I have to show for it is a sunburn and some fire ant bites. Oh, and heh, the kicker is, Bree's gone. [[Taylor]], I know you were in the forum all weekend banging your head against the keyboard, but this is not your fault. Bree wanted us to come here. If it's anyone's fault, it's hers. Her fault! We went 1500 miles with Bree. She just gets in a car and leaves. 1500 miles... that's... do you know how far that is?

(''Text saying "Mt. Whitney, CA 14,000 Feet ~ 3 Miles"'')

'''Jonas:''' Mt. Whitney. Largest mountain in California. It's comin' in at...

(''Cuts to a picture of Mt. Whitney with a bar graph indicating the height of Mt. Whitney.'')

'''Jonas:''' ...a puny 14,000 feet. How about Mt. Everest?

(''Text saying "Mt. Everest, Nepal 29,000 Ft. ~ 6 Miles"'')

'''Jonas:''' 29,000 feet. You know what that is? That's six miles. That's a drive around town. Let's say you want to go to another planet. You go to Mars. You want to climb...

(''Text saying "Olympus Mons, Mars 78,000 Ft. ~15 Miles"'')

'''Jonas:''' ...Olympus Mons. That's uh, comin' in I ''think''...

(''Cuts to bar graph with mountain heights. A picture of Mars is seen on the right.'')

'''Jonas:''' ...at 78,000 feet. Being the largest peak in the entire solar system. That's still only, what? 15 miles? And 15 miles doesn't even compare to 1500 miles. You could push about 25 MPH on a bike.

(''Animation of a stick figure riding a bike on a sunny day with the words "25 MPH" over it.'')

'''Jonas:''' That would take you probably, approximately about two days. That's if you make it at all. Because, I mean. Lycra Pants... Texas. I know the term "tar and feather" comes to mind. So what am I trying to say? Well, we came here with Bree to help her find Julia. And now she's gone, they're both gone. For the first time in a while, I just feel lost. And I miss her. For some reason I feel like we've really gotten a lot closer in the last couple of weeks. She opened up to me... told me about her family. I really think she was starting to like me too. And what the [[Four-letter words|hell]] Bree, what the hell? Where are you? Why have you not tried to contact us? Me and Daniel we're just here... we're just waiting. And we're tired. But we're here and we're just waiting for some kind of... some kind of sign from you that you're okay. So just, don't let us down.

==Notes==
* The word ''solace'' was misspelled in the description of this video but has since been corrected.
*Jonas confirms the location of Taylor and Sarah's home: Zavalla, Texas. In "[[No Trespassing]]" Taylor shows the "2005 Zavalla All-Star Roster"
*Year 1500 (MD) was a leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar.
*Around 1500 comments were made to the previous video before this one was posted, after a 3 day wait - the title could allude to all the suffering fans.
*Taylor left a comment for this video on YouTube: "Wow Jonas, thanks so much for your kind words, you cheered me up. Also, cool video. Hope Bree turns up" to which Jonas replied: "Cool Taylor, glad you feel better."
*This video is reminiscent of an earlier video of Jonas's ([[Bree's Gone]]), in which Jonas also gets upset for the sudden disappearance of Bree.
*Although Jonas does not try to debunk any scientific theories, this video could be considered a [[Proving Science Wrong (series)|Proving Science Wrong]] type video because it involves a succession of mathematical arguments. Jonas appears to be very good at math. His intelligence may be the reason he enjoys PSW.
*Jonas doesn't say where they are, but it seems that he is back at his home in California, as the background (the hedge) seems to be the same as the one in his much earlier blog [[Bored At Home]]

No Trespassing

2007-05-03T14:52:34Z

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'''No Trespassing''' is the one hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.'')

'''Taylor:''' That was really mature.

'''Daniel:''' They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find [[Jules|Julie's]] house?

'''Taylor:''' I employed my wily powers of deduction.

(''The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' You'll appreciate this, she, a--

'''Daniel:''' Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you. (''to Taylor'') How'd you do it?

'''Taylor:''' 2005 Zavalia All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...

'''Daniel:''' Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?

'''Taylor:''' Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utilites, so...

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Taylor:''' ...all their websites are archaic.

'''Daniel:''' (''to the camera'') She's S-M-R-T. (''to Taylor'') You hacked in?

'''Taylor:''' Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.

'''Daniel:''' (''whispering to the camera'') I'm gonna marry this girl.

'''Sarah:''' You know, I'm smart too. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot just using my tongue.

(''The camera shows Jonas and Bree outside the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?

'''Daniel:''' What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?

'''Sarah:''' Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.

'''Daniel:''' We're all friends. Just friends.

(''Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think you should go over there.

'''Daniel:''' What, du--no, you go over there.

'''Jonas:''' I'm not going over there.

'''Daniel:''' That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!

'''Jonas:''' I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, uh, distract it, and then we'll creep around in that side door. What do you think? Up top.

'''Daniel:''' (whispering) High-five. (''high-fives Jonas'')

'''Bree:''' Brilliant idea, Jonas.

'''Daniel:''' Are you sure they even live here?

'''Taylor:''' Well, according to her water bill, yeah, this is the address.

'''Sarah:''' You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.

'''Daniel:''' Hey...

'''Bree:''' Since the boys are being such... manly men, it's up to us to figure this place out. What should we do?

'''Sarah:''' Knock, I guess.

'''Taylor:''' Go through a window.

'''Sarah:''' Well, who's gonna go through the window?

'''Bree:''' You can do that.

'''Sarah:''' So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very intersting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.

'''Taylor:''' (''running with the camera'') Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap. (''someone else is holding the camera'') That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.

'''Daniel:''' Back to square one.

==Notes==
* This is probably one of the more direct discussions of sexual tension between [[BDJ]].
* Bree and Jonas may be an item since they have spent alone time together in many videos.
* Daniel's "S-M-R-T" comment was likely from an episode of The Simpsons.
* Daniel's T-shirt reads "Works better than Mistletoe" above an image of a mug of [[drunk|beer]].
* This is the first time [[Taylor]] is seen in an official video, confirming her as canon. However, her sister [[Sarah]] was in the previous video, [[Crazy Emo Chick]], and some might argue that that video confirmed the two as canon as a pair.
* Even though the blogger is listed as Bree, many of the characters operate the camera in this video.

A Solid Lead

2007-04-27T21:01:04Z

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'''A Solid Lead''' is the one hundred eighty-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Bree:''' So, I was watching some videos, at [[Lonelygirl15.com | LG15.com]], and I saw some from this girl named [[Soccerstar | Taylor]]. Have you been watching her videos? In her latest video, she says that she recognizes [[Callmejules24 | Julie]]. Yaaaaaay!! (''As she says yay, Bree's face twists into many humorous positions.'') I messaged Taylor, and she seemed pretty convinced that Julie was in her soccer league last year. Although, she has no idea if Julie's family follows the [[Bree's religion | Hymn of One]]. But, a clue is a clue. (''Points at the camera'')

Taylor lives in Texas. I didn't know they played soccer in Texas. It's hot. I bet they ate a lot of [[Orange Slurpee | orange]] wedges. I would. (''She mimes sticking an orange wedge in her mouth'')

I've been doing some research on the internet about the Hymn of One and the Order. Here's what I've come up with. At the top is the [[The Order | Order of Denderah]]. That's the [[The Deacons#Relation_to_Elders | Elders]] I've talked about before. Unfortunately, I don't really know a lot about these people... I've only heard them mentioned in passings. Some families lived in controlled communities, like [[commune]]s, but most just live in normal neighborhoods like I did. At the local level are [[the Deacons]]. They're sort of like a bishop at a Catholic church. They organize members in a small geographic region. When a girl is chosen for [[The Ceremony (ritual) | the Ceremony]], the Deacons appoint her a Helper. [[Lucy]] was my Helper. The Helper is then in charge of preparing the girl for the Ceremony. Although she keeps almost every important detail a secret. I knew nothing. I mean, I know you guys find that really hard to believe, but besides when to turn and bow and what foods I could and couldn't eat... Lucy kept me in the dark. To be honest, I don't know how much she knew.

The only other members I've encountered besides Deacons and Helpers are these people some refer to as [[Watcher]]s. Because they watch. It was a Watcher that was outside our motel room when we first left home, and it was a Watcher that [[Jonas]] punched. The thing is, is that... they don't seem interested in harming me at all. In fact, it's like the complete opposite. It's like they're trying to protect me. Good body guard. Whenever I've been close to one, they just... stand there. And in Vegas, it was a Watcher who [[Communication Terminated | shot that guy who kidnapped us]]. I don't know, it's so confusing. It seems like there's a conflict within the Order. They all want me to do the Ceremony, but they also need me to do it voluntarily. Although, I don't feel like everybody agrees on the last part. Anyway, I'm going to keep an eye on Julie, so, as always, let me know if you find anything. (''Waves'')

==Notes==
* This the first time Bree mentions [[Soccerstar | Taylor]], which is a serious sign pointing to Taylor being another [[canon]] character.
* Make notice of Bree's reference to the color [[orange]].
* Since the video [[New Girl]], Bree has not been seen on camera with Daniel and Jonas.
* Once again Bree calls [[callmejules24]] Julie, even though we learn in her first video that her name is Julia.