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Looking for Gina

2008-03-04T14:36:00Z

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| caption = Daniel sucks. I wanted to do a B&E, too!
| blogger = Daniel
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| length = 2:59
| description = I never thought I'd be here again.
| location = [[Bree's bedroom|Bree's house]]
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==Transcript==
(''Daniel and Jonas are in Jonas's car, looking for Gina''.)

'''Daniel:''' Gina wouldn't just leave. Where could she even go?

'''Jonas:''' I hope the Shadow didn't get her.

'''Daniel:''' Man, I don't even want to think like that.

'''Jonas:''' That's just it man. You know, I don't even know what to think.

'''Daniel:''' So, imagine you're Gina. It's a sunny day, where're you gonna go?

'''Jonas:''' You know, I don't have any idea what goes on in that girl's [[Four-letter words|fucking]] mind. She [[4 Girls, 2 Guys|reads]], she [[Playing With Wood|builds shit]], she [[I've Never Done This Before|draws]]. You're really the only one she ever talked to, man. You and [[Emma]].

'''Daniel:''' Wait a minute.

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Turn around.

'''Jonas:''' What? Why?

'''Daniel:''' I think I know where Gina went. Turn around!

'''Jonas:''' Really? (''Jonas begins turning the car around''.)

'''Daniel:''' Yeah! Go!

'''Jonas:''' Hang on. (''Tires screech as Jonas makes a U-turn in the street''.)

(''Cut to Daniel and Jonas approaching [[Bree]]'s house''.)

'''Jonas:''' This place looks exactly the same.

'''Daniel:''' I know man.

'''Jonas:''' God, I just hate being here, I don't want to be here.

'''Daniel:''' Look, pull over here. I don't w- I don't wanna be parked in front of the house.

'''Jonas:''' Alright.

(''Cut to Daniel and Jonas getting out of the car''.)

'''Jonas:''' She's not gonna be here, man, and you know what? We should be here, either. This isn't safe.

'''Daniel:''' Trust me. She's here. She has to be; where else would she be? (''Jonas shrugs''.) Just be on the lookout for- Hey, is that her?

'''Jonas:''' Where? Where?

'''Daniel:''' Gina?

'''Jonas:''' Gina!

(''Daniel and Jonas run to the tree in front of Bree's house, where Gina is sitting''.)

'''Jonas:''' Gina! Gina. What are you doing?

'''Daniel:''' Gina!

'''Jonas:''' Gina.

'''Daniel:''' Hey.

'''Gina:''' I know this house.

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Gina:''' When I was a kid, I used to come here to play.

'''Daniel:''' Come on, w- Gina, we-

'''Jonas:''' Gina.

'''Gina:''' I'm sorry. I'm sorry I left. I just- I watched the old videos and... I saw this house.

'''Daniel:''' I know, but-

'''Gina:''' And suddenly it's like I- I could see everything. I used to come here.

'''Daniel:''' Jonas, man...

'''Jonas:''' Gina... Gina, lis-

'''Gina:''' I wanna go inside. I just want to see it.

'''Jonas:''' Gina, no, listen. This isn't safe for you, alright? And besides, they don't live here anymore, alright? You gotta go. Come on. (''Pulls Gina out of the tree''.)

'''Gina:''' No, I just- If I could just see inside...

'''Jonas:''' It's okay. Come on.

'''Daniel:''' No, we have to go.

'''Jonas:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' Gina, we have to go.

'''Gina:''' No, please!

'''Jonas:''' Gina, please, come on.

'''Gina:''' Please! Wait, wait, I dropped my eraser!

'''Jonas:''' It's alright, doesn't matter. Let's go.

(''Cut to back inside the car''.)

'''Jonas:''' You okay?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, man.

'''Jonas:''' Is she okay?

'''Daniel:''' Let's get out of here.

'''Jonas:''' Alright, is she okay?

(''The camera pans to Gina in the back seat''.)

'''Daniel:''' Gina, are you alright? (''Gina looks out of the window''.) Gina, talk to me. I know you're upset, I- There's just so much that happened, you don't even understand.

'''Jonas:''' We're gonna get you home, alright?

'''Daniel:''' I promise I'll- I'll tell you, just-

'''Jonas:''' Daniel!

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' Daniel!

(''The camera sees a black SUV approaching from the opposite direction''.)

'''Daniel:''' No way. Is that...? (''He spots Lucy as the car passes''.) It's fucking Lucy, man! And the Shadow! Go!

(''Jonas accelerates as the screeching of tires is heard''.)

'''Jonas:''' She's turning around?!

'''Daniel:''' Just turn around, man. Go, go!

'''Jonas:''' Hang on.

'''Daniel:''' She's gaining on us!

==Notes==
*It has been argued that the timing of Lucy's appearance in correlation to finding Gina indicates that Gina is a plant for the Order.
*In the back of the car TAAG is in, there is a Cal window sticker.

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Drawing in Bed

2008-03-04T14:35:44Z

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| caption = Sarah ''ain't'' getting my drawings this time!
| blogger = Gina
| date = {{date|2008|February|28}}
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| forumid = 16380
| length = 1:54
| description = I deserve the truth.
| location = [[The rented house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|danielbeast|jonastko|sarah|gina|the|hymn|of|one}}


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==Transcript==
(''Gina is lying in bed with a sketchbad, drawing something. She glances up into the camera and smiles...'')

'''Gina:''' Hey everybody. Well, we left the cabin yesterday and now we're at their house. (''Quietly'') I'm sharing a room with [[Sarah]]. (''Grins and raises an eyebrow and returns to a normal voice.'') It's pretty nice, though. Oh, and I decided to borrow Sarah's sketchpad, from her closet. I found it there. I figured if she's gonna [[Hangover Hell|steal my drawings]], I might as well use her paper, right?

Since [[Daniel]] and I got into [[Babe in the Woods|that fight]], I've been trying to piece things together; trying to figure myself out. How can I picture that woman - Bree's mom - so clearly? I swear, I can see her sitting next to me... and still not know who she is... or anything. Daniel says [[Bree's parents#Mother|Bree's mom's]] is named Elizabeth, and... That sounds right. That sounds familiar. But I can't tell if I'm- if I'm really remembering things or just listening to Daniel. Y'know?

And, will I ever remember [[Bree's parents#Bree's biological parents|my real parents]]? I don't know. I was only two when I left them and I don't know. And do I really remember [[Bree]], my sister? Or is it just that I watch so many of her videos, I- I feel like I know her. I really want to tell Daniel something about Bree's mom. Something that's real. It's just, if I said I knew anything, I'd- I'd be lying. Daniel deserves the truth. So do I.

==Notes==
*This video confirms Bree's mom's full name is Elizabeth Avery.
*This video also answers questions about whether or not Gina had been watching [[TAAG]]'s previous vlogs.

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Coming For You

2008-03-04T14:35:17Z

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You thought there would be no consequences ... you were all wrong.
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==Transcript==
(''A clip from [[Bloodlines: Part 1]] is shown. Cut to Gina waving from [[Her Body, Her Blood]]. Cut to Jennie from [[Attracted to Danger]]. Cut to Gina from [[I've Never Done This Before]]. Cut to Jennie from [[A Woman's World]]. Cut to Jonas from [[Up All Night]]''.)

(''Cut to a series of clips from [[Bloodlines: Part 3]], with the first anagram (see below) overlayed. As Emma runs away and Dr. Hart closes the doors to the room, the shot zooms in on Dr. Hart and bleeds to red''.)

(''Cut to Jennie arguing with Jonas from [[She Lost A Lot Of Blood]]. Cut to Emma crying from [[I Love You All]]. Cut to Jonas from [[Beer Bath]]. Cut to Daniel and Jonas fighting from [[Things Fall Apart]]. The second anagram appears on a black screen''.)

(''Cut to Emma struggling from [[Girl Tied Up]]; the clip flashes several times. Flashes of Dr. Hart are shown, and it cuts to him in [[Bloodlines: Part 4]]. The clip pauses and zooms in as his face is shown red. Ripple cut to Jonas picking up Emma from She Lost A Lot Of Blood; several more clips from the episode are shown. The third anagram appears on a black screen''.)

(''Cut to several clips from [[Bloodlines: Part 2]]. Cut to Jonas running through the halls in She Lost A Lot Of Blood. Cut to Emma from Girl Tied Up as screams for Jonas. The image of the Shadow from [[Born to Run]] flashes on the screen, and the final anagram is overlayed on the image''.)

==Notes==
*The anagrams are as follows --
**htaed ni sknis eh os retsam eht sala (this backwards spells out to "Alas the Master so he sinks in death")
**hedat in inkiss eh so erstam the asla
**athed ni nisks eh so sertam the alsa
**ohtaed ni sknis eh retsam eht sala

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You Gotta Go

2008-03-04T14:34:55Z

24.58.14.12: /* Transcript */

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==Transcript==
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==Notes==
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You Gotta Go

2008-03-04T14:34:45Z

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==Notes==
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You Gotta Go

2008-03-04T14:34:12Z

24.58.14.12: /* Transcript */

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==Notes==

Hot Tubbing

2008-02-23T00:28:09Z

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| caption = Bree was a better kisser
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| date = February 21st, 2008
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| description = I couldn't NOT post this!! :)
| location = [[Big Bear Lake|Rented Cabin at Big Bear Lake]]
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==Transcript==
(''Jennie is seen sitting in a hot tub holding a bottle of beer. A crash is heard off screen.'')

'''Jennie:''' Uh-oh. Party foul. (''shakes her finger and laughs'') It's kinda crazy in there. [[Sarah]] and [[Gina]] are playing beer pong and DJ [[Daniel]], the sober beast, is working the iPod (''laughs''). Actually, tonight's been pretty fun. I mean, with all the stuff that's happened the last few weeks, all the drama--Oh, Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' (''off screen'') Hi.

(''Jennie moves toward the camera on the side of the hot tub and turns it around to face Jonas, who is walking off the porch.'')

'''Jennie:''' You know we're having a party tonight, right?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, I- I know, I just uh--

'''Jennie:''' Yeah, but nothing.... Come have a beer with me.

'''Jonas:''' Really?

'''Jennie:''' Come on....

'''Jonas:''' Okay.

'''Jennie:''' (''whispering and slowly moving back from Jonas'') Why is it, do you think, that whenever he's drunk, I'm sober, and whenever I'm drunk.... (''normally'') Why is that, Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' (''laughs'') I'm sorry, why is what? I couldn't--

'''Jennie:''' (''setting the camera down on the side of the hot tub and moving back toward Jonas'') Why is it I never see you anymore? (''hands Jonas a beer'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, thanks for the... Listen, Jennie, um... I should have come to you, you know, and I should have said that--

'''Jennie:''' Yeah, you should've.

'''Jonas:''' It's just that... you know, after the things that I said to you and the things I said to everybody, it's easier to hide in your room--

'''Jennie:''' Jonas... (''shakes her head'')

'''Jonas:''' It's inexcusable, Jennie, the things I said.

'''Jennie:''' Jonas, stop. (''puts her hand on Jonas's shoulder'') I know. However, that doesn't mean that you're off the hook, you. (''playfully points at Jonas'')

'''Jonas:''' (''laughs'') No?

'''Jennie:''' No. You still gotta make it up to me.

'''Jonas:''' Okay...

'''Jennie:''' So quit your moping. Get in the jacuzzi.

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Jennie:''' Get in the jacuzzi.

'''Jonas:''' I would--Yeah, but I don't have a bathing suit here.

'''Jennie:''' Shut up.

'''Jonas:''' (''laughs'') Okay.

'''Jennie:''' Don't worry, I'll turn my eyes. (''turns toward the camera and away from Jonas'')

'''Jonas:''' Don't look. (''takes off his shirt'')

'''Jennie:''' Anyways, I wouldn't worry about it...

(''Jonas takes off his pants.'')

'''Jennie:''' ...cause you're not the only one that acted like kind of a retard last week.

'''Jonas:''' Oh yeah?

'''Jennie:''' Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' What do you mean by that?

'''Jennie:''' Well, I don't know.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, man. (''climbs into the hot tub in his underpants and falls, making a splash'')

(''Jonas and Jennie both laugh.'')

'''Jennie:''' Smooth, buddy.

'''Jonas:''' Maybe I shouldn't have another beer.

'''Jennie:''' Seriously though...

'''Jonas:''' What are you talking about?

'''Jennie:''' ...no, that [[A Woman's World|video]] that I posted, the one about you, that was kinda crazy.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, yeah.

'''Jennie:''' No, seriously, after I posted that I was like totally mortified. I mean, that's totally wasn't me.

'''Jonas:''' But, um, it sorta sounded like you. I'm just kidding. No, actually, Jennie, I thought it was pretty good, actually. In order to be that--to be that honest, it's hard for a lot of people to be like that. You know?

(''There's a long pause as the background music gets louder. Eventually they lean in and kiss. After a few seconds Jennie pulls back.'')

'''Jennie:''' Oh.

(''After a few seconds they begin kissing again, this time more passionately. When they stop Jennie turns toward the camera and starts moving toward it.'')

'''Jennie:''' Whoopie.

==Notes==
The Creators seem to still be insistent on selling sex.

I Lost It

2008-02-20T02:00:55Z

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==Transcript==
(''Jonas is in a bedroom of the cabin. He opens the drawer of the nightstand to the right of the bed and searches through the contents. He then goes to the left nightstand and searches through it as well. He throws a few books on the floor and pushes pillows off the bed''.)

'''Jonas:''' When I found out that [[Emma]] had left, I lost it.

(''Cut to Jonas on his laptop, talking on the phone, in the living room''.)

I'm calling, uh, about a girl. She's probably about 14-15 years old, she's got- she's got, like, brown hair...

I must have called every taxi service and train station within a hundred miles. You know, maybe if Emma had left a lead, a clue, but... it- there j- there wasn't anything. (''Daniel avoids eye contact with Jonas as he walks through the room'') Finally I had to accept that Emma was gone and the people who were still here with me, well, they hated my guts.

(''Cut to Jonas outside''.)

Well, here I am. (''nods'') I can't get [[Things Fall Apart|Friday]] out of my head. The way I acted... the things I said... I've watched that video over and over and over again, and it's like I'm staring at a different person. You know? The things that I said to [[Jennie]] and Daniel are just-- (''laughs'') I wish I could apologize, but I don't think that they will talk to me right now.

Look, it's just that... When I first found out that Emma was gone - that she left - I felt left behind again. You know, abandoned. It just all came back to me. You know, it was like I was a kid again; waiting for my parents to come home, and knowing that they never were gonna. And then I lost it. I just- (''snaps his fingers'') snapped. I attacked the only people that, in my entire life, have stuck by me. The ''only'' people. But you know what? At least they're still here; they're still at the cabin. And I would rather have friends who hate me that are here than to be by myself.

And Emma, if you're watching this, I want you to know that I understand why you left. Well, actually I don't understand, but I trust your instincts and I'm proud of you for how tough you are. You know, it kind of reminds me of, uh, well, me, I guess. Emma, I realize it wasn't my place to stop you from leaving. You know, you can't hold someone against their will. And nobody knows that better than [[Gina]], right?

==Notes==
*This video is reminiscent of Jonas's hotel room scene in the video [[I'm Done]] posted after Bree's death.
*The summary has a typo, claiming Jonas's previous actions took place on Saturday. However, the events of the last video reportedly took place immediately following Emma leaving (Friday). This typo possibly resulted from the fact that the previous video was actually uploaded Saturday.
**Note: This typo has since been fixed on the YouTube description. It remains in the description on [[lg15.com]].
*The contents of the bedside drawers include a ''Better Homes and Gardens'' magazine, an ashtray, a postcard, books entitled "Tips From the Top" and "Sport Fishing USA", a ''Field & Stream magazine'', and a ''[[Product placement#National Geographic|National Geographic]]'' magazine. (Jonas had given ''National Geographic'' magazines to [[Bree]] for [[Christmas Surprise|Christmas]].)
*Jonas appears to be sitting near the shore of the lake.
*There are children heard in the background.

Don't Bring The Goons

2008-01-31T19:51:34Z

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| date = January 31st, 2008
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==Transcript==
'''Charlie:''' Hey. I am feeling so much better today. I've got this great new project I'm working on at the moment; it's this top-secret new internet TV thingy, right? Anyway, the guy who's running it is piling a pot load of cash into it, and he's loving all of the ideas I'm throwing at him. So I think it's gonna be really great.

(''Charlie grabs the camera. Cut to Charlie walking through the office to the kitchen. She sits the camera on the counter''.)

(''Sighs''.) I've been flat-out here since I got promoted. (''Goes to the fridge and comes back to the camera with a [[KM Product placement|Cadbury Creme Egg]] in hand''.) I mean, I am really enjoying the responsibility. You know? It helps me keep my mind off... well, you know what. It's almost taken away my addiction to [[Whatweird.com]]. Well, almost.

(''Unwraps the egg''.) Boss's treats! (''Takes a bite out of the egg''.)

(''Cut to Charlie's monitor, showing the Whatweird.com archive from January''.)

There's always new weirdness on this site to take my mind off things. (''Turns the camera to her face''.) There are some interesting people on this site, too. You never know ''who'' you may meet, or if they're telling the truth.

(''Cut to a shot of [[Jack]]'s video [[Learn how to TELEPORT!]] playing on Charlie's monitor''.)

'''Jack:''' I mean, I get better at teleporting everyday, and now I can pretty much jump to any place I've ever seen.

'''Charlie:''' (''Cutting in over Jack'') Like there's this kid named Jack, right, who's trying to say he can teleport? It's kind of sad, really. He talks about how he's getting bullied at school, and I think he's just talking about all the teleporting crazy stuff to get some attention.

'''Jack:''' I'm not using it to break the law.

(''Cut to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' I honestly wish all the crazy stuff I blogged about was just made up to get attention. Look, [[Patricia|Patricia Neilson]]'s been in touch. She said she can explain everything and she wants to meet up with me. You know, I think she's telling the truth. I do think she was trying to help [[Kate]] before any of this happened.

She did tell me not to bring [[Steve]] or [[Tariq]], though. In fact, her exact words were "If Ned Flanders and Homer Simpson ruck in, then it's off." So I'm sorry, guys, I can't tell you where I'm going, but of course I'll keep you updated on how it all goes. (''Crosses her fingers''.) Wish me luck.

==Notes==
*The new project Charlie is referring to may be the new Internet TV project [[JustIncredible.TV]].
*Ned Flanders and Homer Simpson are obvious references to the TV show The Simpsons. Ned Flanders is the religious zealot on the show, a likely reference to Steve. Tariq would be Homer Simpson, likely due to the fact that he is bald.
*Jack the "jumper" was mentioned, just like in lonelygirl15

Bloodlines: Part 1

2008-01-27T05:31:32Z

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| description = We left San Francisco and have been driving for a while. You'll never believe what happened next.
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{{EpHeader|407}} It is the first video of the [[Season Two Finale]].

==Transcript==
(''Shots of scenery out the car window with Jonas's voiceover.'')

'''Jonas:''' Thanks. Don't know what more I can say. I can't believe how many of you showed up at Ghiradelli Square in San Francisco. You know, we drove so far, and things have been just so shitty... You know sometimes I think I'm my own worst enemy. But when I saw how many of you cared, how many of you wanted to help... like Wookie, TJ, Aja, Rosie, just, you know, everyone who showed up... thank you. And most importantly, thank you for taking a look at that memo that we swiped from Ted McKinley's apartment.

(''Shot of Jennie and Sarah asleep in the back seat of the car.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''loudly'') Jonas! Look!

'''Jonas:''' Shh man! You wanna wake up sleeping beauties?

'''Daniel:''' Look, you guys cracked the memo. Te president of Biotherapy Report isn't Olivier Henry. He was using a pseudonym, and his real name is William Porter. It's kinda cool. Pseudo... (''Jonas turns the camera back towards the girls.'') Hey wait! Pseudonym, or uh, ''nom de guerre,'' is actually a kind of...

'''Jonas:''' Ok, that's enough, Beast. Look, you guys can go to the forum at LG15.com if you want to see how it was solved.

(''They boys get out of the car and hide behind some bushes.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, look, so I made a decision... you know after I got over my... my [[Beer Bath|bathtub hangover]], and I got the permanent kink out of my neck. I decided to be proactive.

'''Daniel:''' (''whispering'') Hey, come on.

(''The boys move again down a driveway, hiding behind a fence.'')

'''Jonas:''' I not only broadcast the location of that San Fran meeting to give you guys that memo... Gotta go.

(''They hide behind a big black SUV parked in the driveway.'')

'''Jonas:''' But also to draw The Order out. (''He removes a black tracker device from the wheel well of the SUV.'') We tracked them for once. This is Lucy's car. We followed it to this house.

'''Daniel:''' Lets check it out.

(''Daniel and Jonas pass through a door into the courtyard, and Daniel tries to open a sliding glass door.'')

'''Jonas:''' Whoa, whoa, shouldn't we wait? I mean, he said he was gonna meet us here.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, I don't even know if he's going to show. We gotta do this now!

(''He dashes off to find another door. Cut to inside the house. Daniel and Jonas investigate parts of the house, and meet up at a desk.'')

'''Daniel:''' Dude, shh!

''' Jonas:''' Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Verdus! anything good?

(''Daniel opens a manila folder with the Verdus logo on the front.'')

'''Daniel:''' No.

'''Jonas:''' Anything in there?

'''Daniel:''' I don't know.

'''Jonas:''' Quick!

'''Daniel:''' Dude, Crowley.

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Crowley! (''He shows a picture of Aleister Crowley.'')

'''Jonas:''' This is all books, this is useless. Oh, whoa, what's this? What's this? (''He picks up an envelope with "Mr. William Porter" written on it.'') William Porter! Dude, this is Porter's house!

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' This is Porter's house, man. Dude, he must be an [[Elder]]. What's that?

(''Footsteps are heard, Virgil appears in the doorway.'')

'''Jonas:''' Ooh! Virgil! God. You made it.

'''Daniel:''' I didn't think you'd come.

'''Virgil:''' You called and said you needed my help.

(''Gunshot. Virgil goes down. A Watcher appears around the corner with a gun and aims it at Jonas and Daniel. Emma appears with the Watcher.'')

'''Emma:''' Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Emma:''' Jonas help me! (''Lucy takes Emma away'')

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Emma:''' Jonas please!

'''Jonas:''' Let her go!

(''Emma and Lucy leave, Sarah appears from behind the Watcher and hits him with something. He goes down.'')

'''Jonas:''' Sarah! Sarah, nice.

'''Sarah:''' Doesn't that guy ever learn?

'''Jonas:''' Nice, thank you. Jennie!

(''Jennie comes in the door and is scared when she sees the Watcher lying unconscious on the floor.'')

'''Jennie:''' Um, uh... I tried to stop them but I couldn't! Jonas, I'm sorry.

'''Jonas:''' It's alright. We gotta go!

'''Daniel:''' What about Virgil? (''He is inspecting Virgil's body on the floor.'')

'''Jonas:''' Forget him, man, there's nothing we can do for him. Come on, we gotta go! Go, everybody!

(''They leave the house.'')

==Notes==
*Daniel finds a small picture of [[Aleister Crowley]] in [[Dr. William Porter]]'s house.
*Virgil gets shot.

Hot for Teacher

2007-12-10T00:13:33Z

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| description = I don't even know what to say.
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==Transcript==
''(Daniel is standing in front of some stone steps outside Professor DelMundo's set with some pink roses.)''

'''Daniel:''' So, this is the place. 455. You know, when I woke up this morning, I thought that coming out here and surprising Mal was the stupidest idea I had ever had. But then I changed my mind. Again. So here I am, outside of the place where Mallory's working on that film with Professor DelMundo. I guess this is their official set. It's almost five, and they're supposed to wrap by five. ''(He shows the camera the roses.)'' Pink roses... Mal's favorite. Yeah, I know it's only been a few weeks, but... I don't know, I feel like it's been a long time since the last... ''(he winces)'' I'm ''so'' whipped, huh? ''(He laughs)'' My script. Mal is gonna be blown away when she sees how much I've written over the past few weeks. Honestly, ''I'm'' blown away by how much I've written. And I can honestly say that I don't think it entirely sucks. I'm actually kind of psyched with how it's turning out. You know, I know it sounds a little bit lame, but I'm serious. I feel like my writing stepped up like... three or four levels or something. And a lot of this stuff is really, really personal. But you know what? I feel like I've been writing in a way that... that it can relate to anyone. You know? Or at least I hope I am. ''(cut)'' It's now 5:30, and there's no sign of Mal or any of the film crew, so I'm guessing that something happened, and they had to shoot later than expected. Of course, I kinda wanted to hang out here and wait for her to come out ''(indicates roses)'' so I could surprise her, but now I'm thinking that I should probably just go check it out. I mean, what if they had to do a bunch of reshoots? I could be waiting out here all night.

''(Daniel walks through a doorway and looks up at a balcony where Professor DelMundo is standing, speaking to someone inside.)''

'''Professor DelMundo:''' Hey, don't forget your bag.

'''Mallory:''' ''(inside)'' I'm getting it.

'''Daniel:''' I can hear her. There she is. ''(Mallory walks outside and kisses the Professor.)'' That's... Fuck me!

''(The professor begins to walk away, but Mallory grabs his arm and pulls him back to her for another kiss.)''

'''Daniel:''' Mallory?

'''Mallory:''' Daniel? ''(Daniel throws the flowers onto the steps and walks away, angry.)'' Daniel, wait!

'''Daniel:''' ''(quietly, to the camera)'' I'm gonna post this. I'm gonna show everyone what she did.

''(Mallory looks at Daniel from the balcony and sadly puts her head in her hands.)''

==Notes==
*The video title is likely a reference to the Van Halen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_for_Teacher song] with the same name.
*This video confirms that Mallory was in fact cheating on Daniel with Professor Delmundo.

Walk of Shame

2007-11-14T22:08:12Z

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| number = 0023
| image = 0023-TariqLeaving.jpg
| caption = I just need a break...maybe I should grab a Kit Kat.
| blogger = Tariq
| date = August 15th, 2007
| url = {{KM|33}}
| forumid = 152
| length = 02:16
| description = I didn't deal with the confrontation with Steve very well. I haven't lost my temper like that for a long, long time.
| location = West Ham football stadium


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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the twenty-third webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''[[Tariq]] places various items, including the camera, into a drawstring bag. Cut to a shot of Upton Park, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Ham_United_F.C. West Ham United's] home ground.'')

'''Tariq:''' It still smells of burgers around here. (''shot of the West Ham shield'') Burgers and beer. Haven't been here in a long time, first started comin' here after my dad died. (''sighs'') Anyway, everything kinda got messed up. (''shot of the "Champions" statue'') I messed it all up. We were playing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tottenham_Hotspur_F.C. Spurs] in the premiership. I mean the game was nearly over, it was so pointless. There was nothing happening on the pitch except bitching. (''sighs'') then it all kicked off in the stands. And like, we were in a crap place, pushed right up against the Spurs supporters. They kept havin' a pop at us and we'd have a pop back... and then the fence broke. I just remember seeing his teeth, he had like these gold front teeth. Anyway I d-I don't remember what happened exactly or what he was sayin' but the next thing I know we're all pilin' into each other. (''deep breath'') And when the Feds came they... pulled us off the kid with the teeth... and he was on the ground, not movin'. I just remember lookin'...lookin' at him lyin' on the floor and realisin' my fists were still clenched. His shirt was all pulled up over his head. I totally lost it with that guy [[Steve]], I don't even remember hitting him. You know, I know I've let everyone down but I've let myself down as well, yeah? I just don't trust this Steve dude... but I can't trust myself either. Look [[Gavin|Gav]], [[Kate]]...look I really adore all the beautiful, clever, independent people you are... but I just need to get away for a few days on my own right now... Shit, I just need to go all right?

==Notes==
* Tariq's dad is dead, similar to [[Spencer]]'s, and [[Bree]]'s.
* Tariq's plea to be left alone seems very similar to Daniel's frequent trips off by himself.

Abducted?!

2007-11-11T14:25:52Z

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| date = November 9th, 2007
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| forumid = 14873
| length = 1:19
| description = I don't know what happened...Where are they?!
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==Transcript==
(''Daniel and Sarah are sitting in the van.'')

'''Daniel:''' So... after [[Gay or Not?|yesterday's video]], this is probably the last place you think you'd see me. Another stakeout. But I decided... I can go to film school and fight [[the Order]]. I mean... if I can shoot video [[Robbing the Cradle|while being chased]] by guys with guns, I can multi-task this, right?

'''Sarah:''' Right! You're a ''great'' multi-tasker. That's why you can always remember to put the seat down after you pee. Hey, here he comes.

(''Camera pans to Jonas, running towards the van. He gets in a slams the door.'')

'''Jonas:''' Guys.

'''Daniel:''' What? What?

'''Jonas:''' The truck just left the warehouse.

'''Daniel:''' Did you see what they put in it?

'''Jonas:''' Just like a bunch of boxes.

'''Sarah:''' Boxes of what?

'''Jonas:''' I dunno. That's the million dollar question.

(''Cuts to later, Daniel in the van alone.'')

'''Daniel:''' All right, we followed this truck driver out to this cafe. I guess he's gonna get something to eat, but-- that's him right there!

(''Cuts to young man in a gray t-shirt, jeans, and baseball cap, walking outside.'')

'''Daniel:''' All right, I'm gonna go in and take a... just keep an eye on him. (''cuts back to Daniel'') Hopefully Jonas and Sarah will be able to take a look at his truck.

(''Cuts to a shot of the truck, then cuts to later, inside the cafe. We see the young man sipping coffee.'')

'''Daniel:''' Does that even look like a truck driver to you? I... I thought they all had leathery skin, and looked scraggly, salt-and-pepper beards... I don't know, a potbelly or somethin'? Weird...

(''Cuts to Daniel running outside. We see an empty parking space.'')

'''Daniel:''' Wait a minute... What the--? The truck's missing! (''calling out'') Hey, Jonas! Sarah! (''runs over to the van; it's empty'') They're not here either! (''whispers'') [[Four-letter words|Shit]]! (''cuts to Daniel's face'') All right, that guy was watching inside. He-- he wasn't the driver. I mean, I just got out here, the truck's gone... I don't know where it is! I mean, it ''was'' right there. And now, Jonas and Sarah are gone as well, I just... I don't know where the hell to go now! I... (''whispers'')
dammit. what now?

==Notes==
*We are unsure if Jonas and Sarah have been abducted.
*Some fans are confused as to why Jonas and Sarah did not have the camera instead of Daniel.

Abducted?!

2007-11-10T15:54:04Z

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==Transcript==
(''Daniel and Sarah are sitting in the van.'')

'''Daniel:''' So... after [[Gay or Not?|yesterday's video]], this is probably the last place you think you'd see me. Another stakeout. But I decided... I can go to film school and fight [[the Order]]. I mean... if I can shoot video [[Robbing the Cradle|while being chased]] by guys with guns, I can multi-task this, right?

'''Sarah:''' Right! You're a ''great'' multi-tasker. That's why you can always remember to put the seat down after you pee. Hey, here he comes.

(''Camera pans to Jonas, running towards the van. He gets in a slams the door.'')

'''Jonas:''' Guys.

'''Daniel:''' What? What?

'''Jonas:''' The truck just left the warehouse.

'''Daniel:''' Did you see what they put in it?

'''Jonas:''' Just like a bunch of boxes.

'''Sarah:''' Boxes of what?

'''Jonas:''' I dunno. That's the million dollar question.

(''Cuts to later, Daniel in the van alone.'')

'''Daniel:''' All right, we followed this truck driver out to this cafe. I guess he's gonna get something to eat, but-- that's him right there!

(''Cuts to young man in a gray t-shirt, jeans, and baseball cap, walking outside.'')

'''Daniel:''' All right, I'm gonna go in and take a... just keep an eye on him. (''cuts back to Daniel'') Hopefully Jonas and Sarah will be able to take a look at his truck.

(''Cuts to a shot of the truck, then cuts to later, inside the cafe. We see the young man sipping coffee.'')

'''Daniel:''' Does that even look like a truck driver to you? I... I thought they all had leathery skin, and looked scraggly, salt-and-pepper beards... I don't know, a potbelly or somethin'? Weird...

(''Cuts to Daniel running outside. We see an empty parking space.'')

'''Daniel:''' Wait a minute... What the--? The truck's missing! (''calling out'') Hey, Jonas! Sarah! (''runs over to the van; it's empty'') They're not here either! (''whispers'') [[Four-letter words|Shit]]! (''cuts to Daniel's face'') All right, that guy was watching inside. He-- he wasn't the driver. I mean, I just got out here, the truck's gone... I don't know where it is! I mean, it ''was'' right there. And now, Jonas and Sarah are gone as well, I just... I don't know where the hell to go now! I... (''whispers'')
dammit.

==Notes==
*We are unsure as to what may have happened to Jonas and Sara. If they had been abducted or not.

Cat Hunt

2007-10-31T01:21:52Z

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| number = 333
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| caption = I'm coming for you.
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| date = October 29th, 2007
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| length = 1:59
| description = I'm coming after you.
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==Transcript==
(''Jonas is outside as the sun appears to be setting.'')

'''Jonas:''' [[Emma]] is safe. She's with [[Jonas's parents|my family]]--her family, actually.

(''Jonas swats insect away.'')

'''Jonas:''' After six years of thinking that they were dead, I still wake up and I have to remind myself they're okay; that my parents are alive and well. Thing is, they're not mine anymore. I get it. They don't want me around, and why would they? After what I did to their daughter. I mean, [[Claire]] and this [[LaRezisto|rogue Elder]]...

(''Cut to a clip of [[Join Me!]] in which Claire is on a T.V. screen in [[LaRezisto locations#The Green Room|LaRezisto's Green Room]]. Cut to a clip, also from Join Me!, in which Claire is in [[LaRezisto locations#The White Room|her White Room]]. Cut to a clip of [[I'm Done]] in which Jonas is crying on a hotel bed after Bree's death.'')

'''Jonas:''' They-- they completely played me, and I couldn't see it. I couldn't see it! Because after what happened to [[Bree]], I was just lost. And I'm not saying this because I want you to feel sorry for me. I was stupid. I was wrong. And they saw that, and they just...

(''Cut to a clip from [[We Reach Out]] in which several images of Bree's death and [[The Resistance|Resistance]] fighters dying.'')

'''Reporter:''' (''voiceover from We Reach Out'') Innocent girl died.

(''Cut back to Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' They came after me.

'''Female voice:''' (''voiceover from [[Remember Them?]], however, clip is not shown'') They do not recognize you...

'''Jonas:''' They came after me.

(''The voiceover continues, until a clip of Remember Them? is shown.'')

'''Female voice:''' (''from clip'') And yet, we know you recognize them.

'''Romanian voice:''' (''also from clip'') Noi stim ca tu sti acesti oameni. (''We know that you know these people.'')

(''Cut to Jonas sitting in front of a mountain range in a desert in front of some sort of cactus.'')

'''Jonas:''' And all they had to do was point me in the direction of my parents, and I barely even questioned it. I just gave them Emma, and she...she was almost killed.

(''Cut to a clip of Claire from [[What Happened?]]. Claire is holding a gun to Emma's head.'')

'''Emma:''' (''from clip'') What are you doing?!

(''Cut back to Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' Emma's just one. She's just one of how many? Hmm?

(''Cut to a clip from [[We All Make Mistakes]]. [[Sonia]] is on a couch in [[the rented house]]. Jonas is standing near the couch.'')

'''Sonia:''' (''from clip'') These girls are special. "The future of the eternal hymn." That's what they call them.

(''Cut back to Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' And how many other [[trait positive|girls]] are out there? We know there's a [[Ceremony baby|baby]]. Well, [[the Order|the Order's]] eventually gonna go after her. What am I gonna do about that? What am I gonna do? I can't protect them all. I couldn't protect Bree. I sure couldn't protect Emma. In fact, I almost got her killed. This is like some sick game of cat and mouse. Let me show you.

(''Jonas holds up a stick. Jonas walks over to a section of the dirt floor. He draws a cat.'')

'''Jonas:''' See that? Cat. He's laughing at me; he's smiling; he's laughing at me; while I continually and ''stupidly'' believe that I can outrun him. Well, guess what? Changing the rules of the game. All right, cat?

(''A silhouetted Jonas is momentarily shown.'')

'''Jonas:''' This is the mouse that's gonna take you down.

(''Jonas scratches out the cat drawing. A small clip of a silhouetted Jonas is, again, shown.'')

'''Jonas:''' Watch out. Start looking over your shoulder. I'm coming for you.

==Notes==
*Jonas wears a [[cap]] in this video.
*To quote the Rolling Stones, 'don't play with Jonas.. because you're playing with fire!'

A Family Affair

2007-08-28T17:20:57Z

24.58.14.12: /* Notes */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0270
| image = 0273_JonasShocked.jpg
| caption = Shock
| blogger = Jonas
| date = August 24th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|338}}
| forumid =
| length = 6:56
| description = Thanks to charles phoenix, cbd, and logbox for solving the puzzle in the LaRezisto video. I decided to stop moping around and go see my family. - Jonas Faction: THE RESISTANCE
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Minor locations#Jonas's Parents' House|Jonas's parents' house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Colin Hargraves
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song = "Shoot to Kill" by Jared Scharff & the Royals
"Black Top" by Caution Cat

"The Hymn" by the Hymn of One
| cast = {{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Jonas's parents{{!}}Jonas's mom|Tammy Klein}}
{{VidChar|Jonas's parents{{!}}Jonas's dad|Peter James}}
{{VidChar|Emma|Katherine Pawlak}}
{{VidChar|Carl}}
{{VidChar|Sonia}}
{{VidChar|Barb}}

| Previous = Way of the Gun
| Next = Who's Next?

| PreviousB = Hey Dad
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventieth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the fourteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==

'''Jonas:''' (''Jonas is filming himself in his truck.'') Look, I've been-I've been angry lately. When I get angry, I do stupid things. Like, really stupid things. I still can't believe those fuckers came to my house and taped me yesterday. (''Cuts to filming a semi in the reflection of his side mirror.'') Ever since I saw the video, I just can't -- I can't sleep, I can't focus on anything else, and I --- I started thinking about the way my life was, you know, the way it used to be. A long time ago. (''Cuts to blurred shots out car window.'') Before all of this. Don't get me wrong, I do not trust these Resistance people. Not at all. (''Cuts back to Jonas in the vehicle.'') But, I figure if they can find my parents, then-- (''Cuts to shot of the outside of Jonas' parents house.'') What's the harm in me coming to talk to them, right? Oh, um, oh, also, I just really want to thank everyone out there from the bottom of my heart for helping me crack that -- that code from the Resistance video. I wouldn't be here without you. So, thank you.

'''Jonas:''' (''The front of Jonas' parent's house is seen.'') Woo. Ok! Ahem. Ok. Ok. I can do this. Woo. Here we go. (''Jonas enters through the gate.'') I can do this. Just gimme a minute. Fuck it. (''Rings doorbell.'') Ok, there's no going back now. Woo. Oh, man. Maybe they're not -- (''Door opens.'') Hi, dad. It's me, it's Jonas.

'''Mother:''' Sweetie, who's there?

'''Father:''' I think he has the wrong address.

'''Jonas:''' Mom...

'''Mother:''' Is there -- Can we help you with something?

'''Father:''' Just call the police.

'''Mother:''' Uh, can we help you?

'''Jonas:''' They don't remember me. (''Cuts to Jonas inside their house. His parents are whispering to each other behind him.'') Nothing. Uh -- Least they ... They invited me in. But, you know what? Here's the weird thing: my mom has this picture of me from when I was a kid. I know that she knows who I am somewhere, somewhere deep down. I know she knows who I am. Even if she doesn't remember exactly. I can just -- I can just feel it. (''Looks behind at his parents who are hugging each other.'') Ha. Ha. This is -- This is amazing.

'''Mother:''' Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah?

'''Mother:''' There's someone I'd like you to meet.

'''Jonas:''' Uh, okay.

'''Mother:''' Come on. (''She leads him to a room with music blasting from the inside. She knocks.'') Em? Emma? Can I come in?

'''Jonas:''' It's okay.

'''Mother:''' Can -- Can you just wait here a minute?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Mother:''' Just one moment.

'''Jonas:''' Sure.

'''Mother:''' I'll be right back.

'''Jonas:''' I'll be here.

'''Mother:''' Ha, ha. OK.

(''She enters the room. Jonas takes a glance at the camera. The door opens once more.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey.

'''Mother:''' You can come in now.

'''Jonas:''' Really?

'''Mother:''' Yeah. She's waiting.

'''Jonas:''' Thank you.

'''Mother:''' You're welcome.

'''Jonas:''' (''Laughs.'') Hi.

'''Jonas:''' Hi. I'm -- I'm Jonas.

'''Emma:''' I'm [[Emma]].

'''Jonas:''' Emma, nice to meet you.

'''Emma:''' Nice to meet you.

'''Jonas:''' So ... What?

'''Emma:''' (''Points to camera.'') Well, why do you have a camera?

'''Jonas:''' It's a long story. Um, I'll tell you later.

'''Emma:''' Ok. (''They both laugh.'') Um, this is really weird for me. Um, oh my God. I have a brother. Who's holding a camera.

'''Jonas:''' I know! Well, yeah, I know. It's weird. And... I can put it -- I can put it down, if it makes you more feel more comfortable. I don't hafta. 'Cause I just kinda...

'''Emma:''' No! Actually I think it's actually kinda cool.

'''Jonas:''' Really?

'''Emma:''' Yeah, I do.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, me and you are going to get along.

'''Emma:''' Really? Why do you have that with you all the time?

'''Jonas:''' Kinda. yeah. It's like ... I'm going to put the camera down. I think it's ...

'''Emma:''' O --

'''Jonas:''' I'm going to put it down.

'''Emma:''' Ok.

(''The scene changes from Emma's room to her living room. They are playing charades.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, star! Star!

'''Emma:''' Ok.

'''Jonas:''' What's it -- Star second? Number two? Star dancer? (''Emma makes plane sounds.'') Star planes! Star plane, right?

'''Emma:'''No! (''She makes gun sounds.'')

'''Mother:''' Star guns.

'''Jonas:''' Star guns. Star guns. (''They all laugh.'')

'''Emma:''' No!

'''Jonas:''' Star wars! Star wars!

'''Emma:''' Yes! (''They all laugh. Mother and Jonas high Five.'')

'''Jonas:''' Yes!

'''Emma:''' Woo!

'''Jonas:''' That was -- That was great.

'''Mother:''' Yes. That was great.

'''Emma:''' Ok! Um...

'''Mother:''' Aw, I'm sorry, Emma. It's time for bed. (''Emma sighs. Mother laughs and Jonas groans.'')

'''Emma:''' Right.

'''Jonas:''' Well, it was really, really great meeting you. And I had a lot of fun.

'''Emma:''' I had a lot of fun with you too.

'''Jonas:''' Can I get a high five?

'''Emma:''' Aw, come here. (''They hug.'') Ok.

'''Jonas:''' Thanks.

'''Emma:''' Thanks.

'''Jonas:''' Bye.

'''Emma:''' Bye.

'''Mother:''' Bye, honey. Good night, sweetie.

'''Emma:''' Good night. Love you.

'''Mother:''' Sleep tight.

'''Emma:''' Ok. Bye. Good night.

'''Jonas:''' Good night, Emma.

'''Mother:''' Oh, I forgot to tell you: On Fridays we have guests coming over. It's just something that we do. You're welcome to stay.

'''Jonas:''' Really? Can I?

'''Mother:''' Yeah, I'd really like it if you stayed.

'''Jonas:''' I would love to stay.

'''Mother:''' Good. (''There's a knock at the door and the bell rings.'')

'''Jonas:''' Ah.

'''Mother:''' Oh, yeah! That's -- I'll -- I'll be right back.

'''Jonas:''' Ok, I'm going to go -- I'm going to go get ready.

'''Mother:''' Ok.

'''Jonas:''' What should I wear?

'''Mother:''' Exactly what you have on is perfect.

'''Jonas:''' (''They laugh.'') Ok. Perfect.

(''Jonas walks over to the table and sees candles arranged in an orderly fashion.'')

'''Mother:''' Hey! Come on in. I'd like you to meet someone. Jonas! These are our friends, Carl and Sonia.

'''Jonas:''' Oh my God. This is a joke.

'''Sonia:''' Hi, Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' Mom! This isn't happening! No! This is not happening! This is not happening.

'''Mother:''' Jonas, what's the matter?

'''Jonas:''' This is not happening, this is not happening, this is not happening.

'''Mother:''' Jonas, please.

'''Jonas:''' Trust me, you gotta believe me that these people are not who they say they are. Listen to me! Listen to me!

'''Mother:''' Jonas! It's about --

'''Jonas:''' I know! No! No! No, I know that you just met me and it's confusing everything. But I know these people. I know them! You gotta believe me.

'''Mother:''' The religion of the Hymn of One is -- is about peace and love. Come sing with us. (''Jonas stares at her before getting up and walking towards the camera.'') Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' I can't do this. I can't do this.

'''Mother:''' Jonas! Wait.

(''The scene changes to Jonas filming from above the stairs and his parents, Sonia, Carl and Barb sit around the table holding hands. The Hymn of One melody plays.'')

'''Father:''' Each of us holds a part in the universal song within us. Let us gather hands and reach out and sing out.

'''Mother:''' We gather our hands and sing out.

'''Barb:''' We gather our hands and sing out.

'''Sonia:''' We gather our hands and we sing out.

'''Carl:''' We gather our hands and ---

(''Jonas makes a creaking sound with his camera. All eyes turn to him from below.)

'''Carl:''' Jonas! Gather our hands and sing out.

'''Mother:''' Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' This is not happening!

'''All:''' Jonas, gather our hands and sing out.

(''The camera zooms closer to the floor and the scene becomes black. The Hymn of One music fades out.'')

==Notes==
*Jonas's parents disappeared in 2000. Jonas's sister, despite acting like a child, is clearly no younger than 13. The reason why she and Jonas never knew each other is not addressed in this video. She can't be any older than 7 for Jonas to have presumably not known of her, an age totally ruled out by the actress's appearance (though not necessarily her behavior, and the fact she even has a bed time.) Some fans speculate that she is adopted and will have a similar route like Bree and is a candidate for the Ceremony, though even her having been adopted at an older age does not explain her arrested development and Jonas's parents not remembering him for half the video.
*This is the first LG15 video to show the face of a main character's parent.
*Besides [[lonelygirl15 Season 1 Recap]], this is the longest LG15 video to date.
* Emma is being sent to bed despite it being still visibly light outside.
*While the blonde woman at the head of the table is speculated to be Barb, it may also be Lucy.
*It is odd that Emma would be so excited and Happy about the fact of having a long lost brother.

Hey Dad

2007-08-21T23:41:35Z

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| number = 0266
| image = 0266-jonasangry.JPG
| caption = Thanks for keepin' in touch.
| blogger = Jonas
| date = August 20, 2007
| url = {{lg15|334}}
| forumid =
| length = 2:08
| description = What am I supposed to do now?
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Jonas's house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


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| PreviousB = I'm Done
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the tenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas enters the frame, kicks off his sandals, and washes his car angrily.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, yeah. Those people in [[Remember Them?|the video on Friday]]... Hehehe. Those are [[Jonas's parents|my parents]]. And I bet-I bet-I know what y'all are thinking: that I'm going to go out and get 'em. Well, let me save you the suspense; not gonna happen.

(''Clip of Jonas continuing to wash his car angrily.'')

'''Jonas:''' They've been out there and they've been alive for six years. Living some, hehe, fairy tale life. Well, I thought that they were- Well, I thought that they were dead. You know how that makes me feel? Screw you.

(''Jonas walks away from the camera and continues washing his car. The video cuts to Jonas sitting in a different area.'')

'''Jonas:''' And "[[LaRezisto|The Resistance]]"... I mean, who the- who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?! Hmph, I trust you. No, I do. I- I trust you. 'Cause I think it's obvious everybody knows that all you need is a camera and some snappy editing and you can get anybody to believe you. Well, I don't. I don't buy it. Besides, I failed, remember?

(''Cuts to Jonas walking with the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' There's no way I'm going back to them. No way. I'm just- Look, if they wanted to find me, then they could have found me. Who does that? Who just- Who disappears? Without a trace. I'm their son. (''a dog barks in the distance'') I'm their family.

(''Places camera down. He picks up three apples in the distance.'')

'''Jonas:''' Remember these, dad? We use to pick these in the afternoon. Do you remember? That was fun, huh?

(''Jonas throws apples to the right of the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Thanks for keeping in touch.

==Notes==
*This video confirms that the people in the [[LaRezisto]] video, [[Remember Them?]], were [[Jonas's parents]].
*This video features [[water theme|water]] which may foreshadow danger for Jonas.
*Many have wondered why Jonas makes such angry remarks to his father and not his mother.
*Many Fans notice that Jonas has seemed to get hotter. Also they state that No guy his age would wash the car with their shirt still on.

Talk:Hey Dad

2007-08-21T23:40:09Z

24.58.14.12:

Jonas is having anger problems/problems adjusting to his "normal" life.
:Thank you for pointing out the obvious, I was haveing a difficult time noticing that myself.