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Let's Play Doctor

2007-06-04T04:16:47Z

24.166.105.86: /* Transcript */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0194
| image = 194-Epogen Symbol.jpg
| caption = The EPOGEN symbol? On Julia's file??
| blogger = Daniel
| date = May 18th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|254}}
| forumid = 10313
| length = 2:48
| description = Hey everyone, we found some pretty crucial information regarding Julia and The Order.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Jonas|Jackson Davis}}
{{VidChar|Daniel|Yousef Abu-Taleb}}
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = I Know What Boys Like
| Next = Comfort Food

| PreviousB = What the F*@k???
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''Let's Play Doctor''' is the one hundred ninety-forth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' Here we are at...

'''Jonas:''' Ah... so-some hospital.

'''Daniel:''' This little one right here, she's a computer fiend. (''Camera pans to Taylor.'') She hacked her way into the County Medical Records, found Julia's birth certificate. Not adopted. Bree ''was'' adopted. If Julia wasn't, well, then she might not be the girl preparing for the Ceremony.

(''Daniel puts on a white lab coat. Jonas whistles.'')

'''Jonas:''' Look at you, you're lookin' good Beast. Very professional here.

'''Daniel:''' Don't call me Beast, I'm...

(''Daniel holds up a name tag that says "Miles Z. Beckett, M.D. Resident Surgeon Plastic Surgery MEDICAL CENTER"'')

'''Daniel:''' Dr. Beckett.

'''Sarah:''' Dr. Beckett? Listen to my heart. (''She hands Daniel a stethoscope while pulling her shirt down a little.'') I think it's gonna burst.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, calm down tiger. (''He turns away from the camera and starts heading towards the hospital'')

'''Jonas:''' I believe in you!

'''Sarah:''' Good luck.

'''Jonas:''' Hey, you can do this. Piece of cake, right? You said it yourself.

(''Daniel walks towards the hospital but ends up tripping.'')

'''Jonas:''' This might not go well.

'''Taylor:''' No one saw.

'''Sarah:''' Except us!

'''Jonas:''' It's okay!

'''Taylor:''' Keep going!

'''Jonas:''' It's alright.

(''Daniel walks into the hospital.'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, this is definitely not going to go well. I'm going to go hit the cafeteria. You guys want to go?

'''Taylor:''' Yeah, I don't want to see this.

'''Jonas:''' Get a hot dog...

(''Cuts to Jonas and Taylor sitting in front of a tree.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hi.

'''Taylor:''' Hi...

'''Jonas:''' So tell me, um, do you come here often?

'''Taylor:''' No way I don't.

'''Jonas:''' I do. Because I like to watch people come and go. you know. Look, they come, and then they go.

'''Taylor:''' So does that work on all the girls, or just on me?

'''Jonas:''' Heh, that was working? Wow, I don't know my own powers!

(''Taylor looks embarrassed. Jonas puts his arm around Taylor.'')

(''Cuts to Sarah.'')

'''Sarah:''' You're uh, really clever.

'''Jonas:''' Aw, thanks. (''Clears throat.'') So tell me, uh, what are you doing later?

'''Sarah:''' (''graps camera'') It involves D batteries and makes a lot of noise.

(''Camera pans to Jonas's face. He looks confused.'')

'''Jonas:''' buh-, a boombox?

(''Pans/cuts to Sarah's expressionless face'')

(''Cuts to Jonas standing in front of the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, that's about enough of that. I had fun. I don't think they did. Anyway, um, it's been a ''long'' time now, no sign of Daniel. So I think we're going to go back to the entrance and see if we can find him.

(''Cuts to Daniel running out of the hospital building holding a file and security walking after.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''mouths'') I got it.

(''Cut to Jonas's face as he is running'')

'''Jonas:''' Okay, we're being chased by security right now. But I think Daniel got it. Daniel, you get it?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, but I almost got arrested!

'''Jonas:''' Shh, get down. We're hiding from security.

(''Daniel and Jonas crouch behind the car. Cuts to Daniel sitting in the car with his eyes closed.'')

'''Jonas:''' Okay, dude, so how did it go?

'''Daniel:''' I mean, everything was fine until (''pause'') I took a doughnut from the nurse's stand.

'''Sarah:''' A doughnut?

'''Daniel:''' So? Yeah, I was hungry, I mean (''shrugs'')

'''Sarah:''' Was it jelly-filled?

'''Daniel:''' (''Smiles'') No, it was frosted with the chocolate on top.

'''Sarah:''' I love those. They're my favorite. I them.

(''Cuts to Daniel's hands as he opens the file.'')

'''Jonas:''' What's in the file, man?

'''Sarah:''' I like doughnuts.

'''Daniel:''' I don't know. It's her file though. It's her social security number. And... (''Holds up the file'') Isn't that the symbol from the [[EPOGEN]] box? It is, right?

'''Jonas:''' Looks like it.

'''Daniel:''' It is!

'''Jonas:''' What's it say? What's the paper say?

'''Daniel:''' Julia Anderson. Trait: Negative. What the [[four-letter words|hell]]'s that mean?

'''Jonas:''' Don't know.

==Notes==
*On [[YouTube]], this video starts with a note from Daniel to explain why it was posted on the [[lonelygirl15]] account. "Hey everyone, we found some pretty crucial information regarding Julia and The Order, so I decided to post the video to Bree's account."
*This video marks the first time the last name of a character is officially given ([[Jules|Julia Anderson]]).
*The name on the tag that Daniel uses is a reference to creator [[Miles Beckett]]. Possibly Miles' own name tag because the tag belongs to a Resident Surgeon, signifying it is a student. Miles was a surgical student.
*Sarah's comment, "it involves D batteries and makes a lot of noise," most likely refers to a {{wikipedia|vibrator_(sensual)|vibrator}}.
*This video contains many [[Crime Report|illegal activities]], including hacking into the County Medical Records, impersonating a doctor, stealing confidential documents from a hospital, and evading arrest.
*The "trait negative" supports the theory that the requirements to be chosen for the ceremony involve a genetic, or medical trait.
*The word "trait" is often used to describe types of blood, so the "trait: negative" comment could be a negative characteristic that is necessary to be chosen for the ceremony. The medication Bree was taking when she was preparing for the ceremony were said to be for iron, which is important when blood is taken.
*This is the first time [[Ian Schwartz]] has been credited for his work on an LG15 video.
*Sarah's catchphrase "I like donuts" was first said in this episode. It has since appeared in [[Entertaining Myself]].

Let's Play Doctor

2007-06-04T04:08:52Z

24.166.105.86: /* Transcript */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0194
| image = 194-Epogen Symbol.jpg
| caption = The EPOGEN symbol? On Julia's file??
| blogger = Daniel
| date = May 18th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|254}}
| forumid = 10313
| length = 2:48
| description = Hey everyone, we found some pretty crucial information regarding Julia and The Order.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Jonas|Jackson Davis}}
{{VidChar|Daniel|Yousef Abu-Taleb}}
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = I Know What Boys Like
| Next = Comfort Food

| PreviousB = What the F*@k???
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''Let's Play Doctor''' is the one hundred ninety-forth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' Here we are at...

'''Jonas:''' Ah... so-some hospital.

'''Daniel:''' This little one right here, she's a computer fiend. (''Camera pans to Taylor.'') She hacked her way into the County Medical Records, found Julia's birth certificate. Not adopted. Bree ''was'' adopted. If Julia wasn't, well, then she might not be the girl preparing for the Ceremony.

(''Daniel puts on a white lab coat. Jonas whistles.'')

'''Jonas:''' Look at you, you're lookin' good Beast. Very professional here.

'''Daniel:''' Don't call me Beast, I'm...

(''Daniel holds up a name tag that says "Miles Z. Beckett, M.D. Resident Surgeon Plastic Surgery MEDICAL CENTER"'')

'''Daniel:''' Dr. Beckett.

'''Sarah:''' Dr. Beckett? Listen to my heart. (''She hands Daniel a stethoscope while pulling her shirt down a little.'') I think it's gonna burst.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, calm down tiger. (''He turns away from the camera and starts heading towards the hospital'')

'''Jonas:''' I believe in you!

'''Sarah:''' Good luck.

'''Jonas:''' Hey, you can do this. Piece of cake, right? You said it yourself.

(''Daniel walks towards the hospital but ends up tripping.'')

'''Jonas:''' This might not go well.

'''Taylor:''' No one saw.

'''Sarah:''' Except us!

'''Jonas:''' It's okay!

'''Taylor:''' Keep going!

'''Jonas:''' It's alright.

(''Daniel walks into the hospital.'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, this is definitely not going to go well. I'm going to go hit the cafeteria. You guys want to go?

'''Taylor:''' Yeah, I don't want to see this.

'''Jonas:''' Get a hot dog...

(''Cuts to Jonas and Taylor sitting in front of a tree.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hi.

'''Taylor:''' Hi...

'''Jonas:''' So tell me, um, do you come here often?

'''Taylor:''' No way I don't.

'''Jonas:''' I do. Because I like to watch people come and go. you know. Look, they come, and then they go.

'''Taylor:''' So does that work on all the girls, or just on me?

'''Jonas:''' Heh, that was working? Wow, I don't know my own powers!

(''Taylor looks embarrassed. Jonas puts his arm around Taylor.'')

(''Cuts to Sarah.'')

'''Sarah:''' You're uh, really clever.

'''Jonas:''' Aw, thanks. (''Clears throat.'') So tell me, uh, what are you doing later?

'''Sarah:''' (''graps camera'') It involves D batteries and makes a lot of noise.

(''Camera pans to Jonas's face. He looks confused.'')

'''Jonas:''' Uh, a boombox?

(''Cuts to Jonas standing in front of the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, that's about enough of that. I had fun. I don't think they did. Anyway, it's been a ''long'' time now, no sign of Daniel. So I think we're going to go back to the entrance and see if we can find him.

(''Cuts to Daniel running out of the hospital building holding a file and security walking after. Then cuts to Jonas's face as he is running'')

'''Jonas:''' Okay, we're being chased by security now. But I think Daniel got it. Daniel, you get it?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, but I almost got arrested!

'''Jonas:''' Shh, get down. We're hiding from security.

(''Daniel and Jonas crouch behind the car. Cuts to Daniel sitting in the car with his eyes closed.'')

'''Jonas:''' Okay, dude, so how did it go?

'''Daniel:''' I mean, everything was fine until I took a doughnut from the nurse's stand.

'''Sarah:''' A doughnut?

'''Daniel:''' So? Yeah, I was hungry.

'''Sarah:''' Was it jelly-filled?

'''Daniel:''' (''Smiles'') No, it was frosted with the chocolate on top.

'''Sarah:''' I love those. They're my favorite. I them.

(''Cuts to Daniel's hands as he opens the file.'')

'''Jonas:''' What's in the file, man?

'''Sarah:''' I like doughnuts.

'''Daniel:''' I don't know. It's her file though. It's her social security number. And... (''Holds up the file'') Isn't that the symbol from the [[EPOGEN]] box? It is, right?

'''Jonas:''' Looks like it.

'''Daniel:''' It is!

'''Jonas:''' What's it say? What's the paper say?

'''Daniel:''' Julia Anderson. Trait: Negative. What the [[four-letter words|hell]]'s that mean?

'''Jonas:''' Don't know.

==Notes==
*On [[YouTube]], this video starts with a note from Daniel to explain why it was posted on the [[lonelygirl15]] account. "Hey everyone, we found some pretty crucial information regarding Julia and The Order, so I decided to post the video to Bree's account."
*This video marks the first time the last name of a character is officially given ([[Jules|Julia Anderson]]).
*The name on the tag that Daniel uses is a reference to creator [[Miles Beckett]]. Possibly Miles' own name tag because the tag belongs to a Resident Surgeon, signifying it is a student. Miles was a surgical student.
*Sarah's comment, "it involves D batteries and makes a lot of noise," most likely refers to a {{wikipedia|vibrator_(sensual)|vibrator}}.
*This video contains many [[Crime Report|illegal activities]], including hacking into the County Medical Records, impersonating a doctor, stealing confidential documents from a hospital, and evading arrest.
*The "trait negative" supports the theory that the requirements to be chosen for the ceremony involve a genetic, or medical trait.
*The word "trait" is often used to describe types of blood, so the "trait: negative" comment could be a negative characteristic that is necessary to be chosen for the ceremony. The medication Bree was taking when she was preparing for the ceremony were said to be for iron, which is important when blood is taken.
*This is the first time [[Ian Schwartz]] has been credited for his work on an LG15 video.
*Sarah's catchphrase "I like donuts" was first said in this episode. It has since appeared in [[Entertaining Myself]].

I Know What Boys Like

2007-06-04T04:01:01Z

24.166.105.86: /* Transcript */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0193
| image = 0193-SarahRemovingTopWithTaylor.jpg
| caption = Now ''this'' is what boys like!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = May 15th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|253}}
| forumid = 10256
| length = 3:12
| description = Jonas and Daniel seem really upset right now, so I wanted to cheer them up. Apparently Sarah had a different idea of what that meant.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = 1500 Miles
| Next = Let's Play Doctor

| PreviousB = I Recognize Her!
| NextB = My Sister = Slut
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''I Know What Boys Like''' is the one hundred ninety-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' These last few days have been pretty tough. Bree took off and I (''pause'') I kind of blame myself. I mean, I am the one who told them to come here. Anyway, I was in the forum, moping all weekend. I don't know what I would've done without you guys so, thanks for cheering me up. And Jonas, I guess you're right, I mean, it really isn't my fault that Bree's missing, I just... I wish that we had something to go on. Anything. So enough of that. I'm worried about Jonas and Daniel. Daniel in particular. They called us last night to hang out, but my mom would ''not'' let us go. So typical of her. Ever since (''pause'') my dad left... nevermind. Daniel, Jonas, even though I can't leave the house, I'm gonna to cheer you up. You need some cheering up.

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside of Sarah's door. There is a note on the door saying "Memories Flooded My Mind. Like a delicate symphony Wet with Blood." Taylor points to it.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah's new quote of the day. So, I thought this would be more fun with Sarah, but as usual, she's being lame. (''as Sarah with half her face covered by her hair'') "Taylor, video blogging is for babies."

(''Cuts back to Taylor in her room'')

'''Taylor:''' What the [[Four-letter words|hell]] is Sarah's problem? It's not like I did anything wrong. She's always so angry. Ever since dad left, she's been getting more and more bitter. This whole "I hate the world" thing is totally an act. It's not her. Freshmen year she was a cheerleader. (''She holds up a picture.'')

(''Video cuts, Sarah is now in Taylor's room with her.'')

'''Taylor:''' So Sarah decided to contribute. After much protest, she is here.

'''Sarah:''' I'm only doing this for you guys. (''Winks'') Video blogging - still stupid. As for Taylor, little baby brat. (''She pushes Taylor.'')

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me Sarah.

(''Sarah waves her arms around Taylor's head.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, stop it.

(''She pushes Sarah. Sarah pushes her back.'')

'''Taylor:''' So, what should we do?

'''Sarah:''' You tell me chief. Your idea.

'''Taylor:''' What do boys like?

(''Sarah looks at the camera suggestively and begins to unzip her jacket.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are you doing?! Sarah!!

(''She moves in front of Sarah. Camera cuts and Sarah is sitting on the bed with her back to the camera.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah is now officially in time out. I'm going to present to you a more PG form of entertainment - soccer! I'm going to share with you a little soccer slang. I'm going to tell you all the ways...

'''Sarah:''' Booooorrrinnnngg.

'''Taylor:''' ...all the ways that you can say you beat someone. You waste them, you paste them, we took them out behind the wood pile, we...

(''Sarah gets up and puts her hand over Taylor's mouth.'')

'''Sarah:''' Every time you score a goal, a starving child in Africa dies.

'''Taylor:''' God, you're so morbid.

(''Cuts to Taylor and Sarah sitting next to each other again.'')

'''Taylor:''' Well, that didn't go over too well here. (''Sarah shakes her head no.'') Sarah thinks she can do things that are more funny, (''Sarah nods her head yes.'') so without further adieu, I present stupid Sarah tricks.

(''Sarah lifts her leg up and bends it in various directions.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, that's just lame. You want to be impressed? I can do this.

(''She gets close the the camera and begins to shake her eyeballs. Sarah does weird things with her tongue. Taylor "honks" her nose.)

'''Sarah:''' (''over the top of Taylor's honking noise'') You, you were adopted.

(''Cuts to the girls holding cherries.'')

'''Taylor:''' Now for the grand finale, Sarah will attempt to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue.

'''Sarah:''' A very difficult task.

(''The girls put the cherries in their mouth. After a few seconds, they take them out. Sarah's is in a knot, but Taylor's is just bent.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ta da!

'''Taylor:''' I came kinda close... So I think that's all we got for you today boys. Hope we weren't too boring.

'''Sarah:''' I don't have anything to say.

'''Taylor:''' Well, that's because you're a boring person.

'''Sarah:''' No, actually, I'm terribly intellectual, I just chose to not be narcissistic like some people.

'''Taylor:''' (yells)I'm not narciss... (mumbles)I'm not.

==Notes==
*The title of this blog is no doubt a reference to the 1982 song "I Know What Boys Like" by {{wikipedia|The_Waitresses|The Waitresses}}.

*While Sarah is in her "time out", she flashes a "corna" toward the camera. While she most likely uses this symbol in its "Rock 'n' Roll" context, the corna also has many associations with the Occult. [[Aleister Crowley]] used a variation on this symbol in rituals to form the "Horns of Pan." [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corna#Variations_of_the_gesture] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aleister_Crowley_4.png]

* Sarah's tongue dexterity insinuates both licentious sexual proclivities as well as duplicitous speech--two traits often associated with the Occult (and teens).

*This video appeared on YouTube before it appeared on lonelygirl15.com

*Not only is this the first official video of Taylor's, it's also the first of hers to have "Faction: The Resistance" written in the summary. Some think that this now means that Taylor might be with [[BDJ]] now to actually fight the Order.

*Jonas replied to this video on YouTube by saying "Wow Taylor, thanks so much for making this vid. It made Daniel and me laugh - we kind of needed that."

I Know What Boys Like

2007-06-04T03:59:51Z

24.166.105.86: /* Transcript */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0193
| image = 0193-SarahRemovingTopWithTaylor.jpg
| caption = Now ''this'' is what boys like!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = May 15th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|253}}
| forumid = 10256
| length = 3:12
| description = Jonas and Daniel seem really upset right now, so I wanted to cheer them up. Apparently Sarah had a different idea of what that meant.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = 1500 Miles
| Next = Let's Play Doctor

| PreviousB = I Recognize Her!
| NextB = My Sister = Slut
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''I Know What Boys Like''' is the one hundred ninety-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' These last few days have been pretty tough. Bree took off and I (pause) I kind of blame myself. I mean, I am the one who told them to come here. Anyway, I was in the forum, moping all weekend. I don't know what I would've done without you guys so, thanks for cheering me up. And Jonas, I guess you're right, I mean, it really isn't my fault that Bree's missing, I just... I wish that we had something to go on. Anything. So enough of that. I'm worried about Jonas and Daniel. Daniel in particular. They called us last night to hang out, but my mom would ''not'' let us go. So typical of her. Ever since (pause) my dad left... nevermind. Daniel, Jonas, even though I can't leave the house, I'm gonna to cheer you up. You need some cheering up.

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside of Sarah's door. There is a note on the door saying "Memories Flooded My Mind. Like a delicate symphony Wet with Blood." Taylor points to it.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah's new quote of the day. So, I thought this would be more fun with Sarah, but as usual, she's being lame. (''as Sarah with half her face covered by her hair'') "Taylor, video blogging is for babies."

(''Cuts back to Taylor in her room'')

'''Taylor:''' What the [[Four-letter words|hell]] is Sarah's problem? It's not like I did anything wrong. She's always so angry. Ever since dad left, she's been getting more and more bitter. This whole "I hate the world" thing is totally an act. It's not her. Freshmen year she was a cheerleader. (''She holds up a picture.'')

(''Video cuts, Sarah is now in Taylor's room with her.'')

'''Taylor:''' So Sarah decided to contribute. After much protest, she is here.

'''Sarah:''' I'm only doing this for you guys. (''Winks'') Video blogging - still stupid. As for Taylor, little baby brat. (''She pushes Taylor.'')

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me Sarah.

(''Sarah waves her arms around Taylor's head.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, stop it.

(''She pushes Sarah. Sarah pushes her back.'')

'''Taylor:''' So, what should we do?

'''Sarah:''' You tell me chief. Your idea.

'''Taylor:''' What do boys like?

(''Sarah looks at the camera suggestively and begins to unzip her jacket.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are you doing?! Sarah!!

(''She moves in front of Sarah. Camera cuts and Sarah is sitting on the bed with her back to the camera.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah is now officially in time out. I'm going to present to you a more PG form of entertainment - soccer! I'm going to share with you a little soccer slang. I'm going to tell you all the ways...

'''Sarah:''' Booooorrrinnnngg.

'''Taylor:''' ...all the ways that you can say you beat someone. You waste them, you paste them, we took them out behind the wood pile, we...

(''Sarah gets up and puts her hand over Taylor's mouth.'')

'''Sarah:''' Every time you score a goal, a starving child in Africa dies.

'''Taylor:''' God, you're so morbid.

(''Cuts to Taylor and Sarah sitting next to each other again.'')

'''Taylor:''' Well, that didn't go over too well here. (''Sarah shakes her head no.'') Sarah thinks she can do things that are more funny, (''Sarah nods her head yes.'') so without further adieu, I present stupid Sarah tricks.

(''Sarah lifts her leg up and bends it in various directions.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, that's just lame. You want to be impressed? I can do this.

(''She gets close the the camera and begins to shake her eyeballs. Sarah does weird things with her tongue. Taylor "honks" her nose.)

'''Sarah:''' (''over the top of Taylor's honking noise'') You, you were adopted.

(''Cuts to the girls holding cherries.'')

'''Taylor:''' Now for the grand finale, Sarah will attempt to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue.

'''Sarah:''' A very difficult task.

(''The girls put the cherries in their mouth. After a few seconds, they take them out. Sarah's is in a knot, but Taylor's is just bent.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ta da!

'''Taylor:''' I came kinda close... So I think that's all we got for you today boys. Hope we weren't too boring.

'''Sarah:''' I don't have anything to say.

'''Taylor:''' Well, that's because you're a boring person.

'''Sarah:''' No, actually, I'm terribly intellectual, I just chose to not be narcissistic like some people.

'''Taylor:''' (yells)I'm not narciss... (mumbles)I'm not.

==Notes==
*The title of this blog is no doubt a reference to the 1982 song "I Know What Boys Like" by {{wikipedia|The_Waitresses|The Waitresses}}.

*While Sarah is in her "time out", she flashes a "corna" toward the camera. While she most likely uses this symbol in its "Rock 'n' Roll" context, the corna also has many associations with the Occult. [[Aleister Crowley]] used a variation on this symbol in rituals to form the "Horns of Pan." [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corna#Variations_of_the_gesture] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aleister_Crowley_4.png]

* Sarah's tongue dexterity insinuates both licentious sexual proclivities as well as duplicitous speech--two traits often associated with the Occult (and teens).

*This video appeared on YouTube before it appeared on lonelygirl15.com

*Not only is this the first official video of Taylor's, it's also the first of hers to have "Faction: The Resistance" written in the summary. Some think that this now means that Taylor might be with [[BDJ]] now to actually fight the Order.

*Jonas replied to this video on YouTube by saying "Wow Taylor, thanks so much for making this vid. It made Daniel and me laugh - we kind of needed that."

I Know What Boys Like

2007-06-04T03:59:25Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0193
| image = 0193-SarahRemovingTopWithTaylor.jpg
| caption = Now ''this'' is what boys like!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = May 15th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|253}}
| forumid = 10256
| length = 3:12
| description = Jonas and Daniel seem really upset right now, so I wanted to cheer them up. Apparently Sarah had a different idea of what that meant.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = 1500 Miles
| Next = Let's Play Doctor

| PreviousB = I Recognize Her!
| NextB = My Sister = Slut
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''I Know What Boys Like''' is the one hundred ninety-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' These last few days have been pretty tough. Bree took off and I (pause) I kind of blame myself. I mean, I am the one who told them to come here. Anyway, I was in the forum, moping all weekend. I don't know what I would've done without you guys so, thanks for cheering me up. And Jonas, I guess you're right, I mean, it really isn't my fault that Bree's missing, I just... I wish that we had something to go on. Anything. So enough of that. I'm worried about Jonas and Daniel. Daniel in particular. They called us last night to hang out, but my mom would ''not'' let us go. So typical of her. Ever since my dad left... nevermind. Daniel, Jonas, even though I can't leave the house, I'm gonna to cheer you up. You need some cheering up.

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside of Sarah's door. There is a note on the door saying "Memories Flooded My Mind. Like a delicate symphony Wet with Blood." Taylor points to it.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah's new quote of the day. So, I thought this would be more fun with Sarah, but as usual, she's being lame. (''as Sarah with half her face covered by her hair'') "Taylor, video blogging is for babies."

(''Cuts back to Taylor in her room'')

'''Taylor:''' What the [[Four-letter words|hell]] is Sarah's problem? It's not like I did anything wrong. She's always so angry. Ever since dad left, she's been getting more and more bitter. This whole "I hate the world" thing is totally an act. It's not her. Freshmen year she was a cheerleader. (''She holds up a picture.'')

(''Video cuts, Sarah is now in Taylor's room with her.'')

'''Taylor:''' So Sarah decided to contribute. After much protest, she is here.

'''Sarah:''' I'm only doing this for you guys. (''Winks'') Video blogging - still stupid. As for Taylor, little baby brat. (''She pushes Taylor.'')

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me Sarah.

(''Sarah waves her arms around Taylor's head.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, stop it.

(''She pushes Sarah. Sarah pushes her back.'')

'''Taylor:''' So, what should we do?

'''Sarah:''' You tell me chief. Your idea.

'''Taylor:''' What do boys like?

(''Sarah looks at the camera suggestively and begins to unzip her jacket.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are you doing?! Sarah!!

(''She moves in front of Sarah. Camera cuts and Sarah is sitting on the bed with her back to the camera.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah is now officially in time out. I'm going to present to you a more PG form of entertainment - soccer! I'm going to share with you a little soccer slang. I'm going to tell you all the ways...

'''Sarah:''' Booooorrrinnnngg.

'''Taylor:''' ...all the ways that you can say you beat someone. You waste them, you paste them, we took them out behind the wood pile, we...

(''Sarah gets up and puts her hand over Taylor's mouth.'')

'''Sarah:''' Every time you score a goal, a starving child in Africa dies.

'''Taylor:''' God, you're so morbid.

(''Cuts to Taylor and Sarah sitting next to each other again.'')

'''Taylor:''' Well, that didn't go over too well here. (''Sarah shakes her head no.'') Sarah thinks she can do things that are more funny, (''Sarah nods her head yes.'') so without further adieu, I present stupid Sarah tricks.

(''Sarah lifts her leg up and bends it in various directions.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, that's just lame. You want to be impressed? I can do this.

(''She gets close the the camera and begins to shake her eyeballs. Sarah does weird things with her tongue. Taylor "honks" her nose.)

'''Sarah:''' (''over the top of Taylor's honking noise'') You, you were adopted.

(''Cuts to the girls holding cherries.'')

'''Taylor:''' Now for the grand finale, Sarah will attempt to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue.

'''Sarah:''' A very difficult task.

(''The girls put the cherries in their mouth. After a few seconds, they take them out. Sarah's is in a knot, but Taylor's is just bent.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ta da!

'''Taylor:''' I came kinda close... So I think that's all we got for you today boys. Hope we weren't too boring.

'''Sarah:''' I don't have anything to say.

'''Taylor:''' Well, that's because you're a boring person.

'''Sarah:''' No, actually, I'm terribly intellectual, I just chose to not be narcissistic like some people.

'''Taylor:''' (yells)I'm not narciss... (mumbles)I'm not.

==Notes==
*The title of this blog is no doubt a reference to the 1982 song "I Know What Boys Like" by {{wikipedia|The_Waitresses|The Waitresses}}.

*While Sarah is in her "time out", she flashes a "corna" toward the camera. While she most likely uses this symbol in its "Rock 'n' Roll" context, the corna also has many associations with the Occult. [[Aleister Crowley]] used a variation on this symbol in rituals to form the "Horns of Pan." [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corna#Variations_of_the_gesture] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aleister_Crowley_4.png]

* Sarah's tongue dexterity insinuates both licentious sexual proclivities as well as duplicitous speech--two traits often associated with the Occult (and teens).

*This video appeared on YouTube before it appeared on lonelygirl15.com

*Not only is this the first official video of Taylor's, it's also the first of hers to have "Faction: The Resistance" written in the summary. Some think that this now means that Taylor might be with [[BDJ]] now to actually fight the Order.

*Jonas replied to this video on YouTube by saying "Wow Taylor, thanks so much for making this vid. It made Daniel and me laugh - we kind of needed that."

Nightmare

2007-01-07T18:30:39Z

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{{Itscassie
| name = nightmare
| number = 8
| image = Itscassie8.jpg
| caption =
| date = December 11th, 2006
| url = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFTUwwWDXF8 YouTube]
| description = I think I will be ok, will you?
| tags = [[itscassie]]
| Previous = Jonas is your best option.
| Next = got a ?
}}
'''nightmare''' is the eighth video in the [[itscassie]] video series. It was posted in response to [[Back Home]].

==Transcript==
(''Scenes of Cassie in bed and feet outside the door with eerie music. Invert of black and white, which then showes a hand on Cassie's mouth. Cassie wakes up'') '''itscassie:''' Was just a dream.. I've actually been able to sleep lately. But everytime I fall asleep I have a bad dream. Sometimes they're about you, sometimes they're about me, but they're always nightmares. I'm glad you're staying with Jonas. A lot of us left t.. A lot of the.. A lot of.. A bunch of the elders left yesterday to look for you. So I decided to explore a bit. Your parents are gone. I don't know where they went, maybe they were moved to a different room but I checked almost everyone here. I don't want you to worry Bree. There's still a good chance they're alive. Daniel's in trouble. Leaving Bree could cost you your life. (''pauses'') There's a... There's someone.. There's someone right outside my door.. (''She pauses again. Cut to the door where feet are visible again. Cut to Cassie. Wierd noises. Cassie jumps in her bed. The door slowly is opened by mysterious person outside of Cassie's door. Black out'')

==Notes==
*Many have found that the dream section is not in the style of The Creators, indicating that itscassie is not an official character.

Nightmare

2007-01-07T18:29:33Z

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{{Itscassie
| name = nightmare
| number = 8
| image = Itscassie8.jpg
| caption =
| date = December 11th, 2006
| url = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFTUwwWDXF8 YouTube]
| description = I think I will be ok, will you?
| tags = [[itscassie]]
| Previous = Jonas is your best option.
| Next = got a ?
}}
'''nightmare''' is the eighth video in the [[itscassie]] video series. It was posted in response to [[Back Home]].

==Transcript==
(''Scenes of Cassie in bed and feet outside the door with eerie music. Invert of black and white, which then showes a hand on Cassie's mouth. Cassie wakes up'') "itscassie": Was just a dream.. I've actually been able to sleep lately. But everytime I fall asleep I have a bad dream. Sometimes they're about you, sometimes they're about me, but they're always nightmares. I'm glad you're staying with Jonas. A lot of us left t.. A lot of the.. A lot of.. A bunch of the elders left yesterday to look for you. So I decided to explore a bit. Your parents are gone. I don't know where they went, maybe they were moved to a different room but I checked almost everyone here. I don't want you to worry Bree. There's still a good chance they're alive. Daniel's in trouble. Leaving Bree could cost you your life. (''pauses'') There's a... There's someone.. There's someone right outside my door.. (''She pauses again. Cut to the door where feet are visible again. Cut to Cassie. Wierd noises. Cassie jumps in her bed. The door slowly is opened by mysterious person outside of Cassie's door. Black out'')

==Notes==
*Many have found that the dream section is not in the style of The Creators, indicating that itscassie is not an official character.

Jonas is your best option.

2007-01-07T18:19:23Z

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{{Itscassie
| name = Jonas is your best option.
| number = 7
| image = Itscassie7.jpg
| caption =
| date = December 4th, 2006
| url = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C536vPKK0tw YouTube]
| description = you can run, and you can hide.
| tags = [[itscassie]]
| Previous = Yearbook
| Next = nightmare
}}
'''Jonas is your best option.''' is the seventh video in the [[itscassie]] video series. It was posted in response to [[Warwalking]].

==Transcript==
(''Cassie appears. Close up of the static television then blurs. Fade back to Cassie.'')
'''itscassie:''' It's Cassie. Bree, I just wanna apologize about yelling at you for the stuffed animals. I was just paranoid the Order had done something to them. I know Jonas as well as you do. You have no reason to trust him. But you absolutely cannot stay at that warehouse. That symbol on the ground ... Just don't stay at that warehouse! Jonas is your best option right now. I hope you realize no matter what card you play the Order will find you. You're only buying yourself time. (''pauses'')
Just get outta there!

Yearbook

2007-01-07T04:52:58Z

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{{Itscassie
| name = Yearbook
| number = 6
| image = Itscassie6.jpg
| caption =
| date = November 29th, 2006
| url = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ioHLYNl1co YouTube]
| description = its funny how much we change over time.
| tags = [[itscassie]]
| Previous = you're not ready.
| Next = Jonas is your best option.
}}
'''Yearbook''' is the sixth video in the [[itscassie]] video series. It was posted in response to [[Homeless]].

==Transcript==
(''Closeup of Cassie's eye.) '''itscassie''': It's Cassie. (Crossfades over to television then pans over to Cassie'') It's lonely here. I've been looking in my old yearbook. I'm gonna scan Bree's picture and show it to you. (''A black-white picture of Bree appears and disappears again.'') I was always curious about your religion. ..Too curious. That's what got me here. It was either i join them or I (''Short clip of the television'') Either way I would suddenly disappear. I haven't seen my parents in a long time. But the elders have become my parents now. I'm afraid they but I contacted you. But either way I will be awake in the darkest of nights, braying my own death. ("Cassie pushes a button on the tv. Black out.")

You're not ready.

2007-01-07T04:47:06Z

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{{Itscassie
| name = you're not ready.
| number = 5
| image = Itscassie5.jpg
| caption =
| date = November 23rd, 2006
| url = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22hYKspt8BE YouTube]
| description = its time to get serious Bree.
| tags = [[itscassie]]
| Previous = My little secret...
| Next = Yearbook
}}
'''you're not ready.''' is the fifth video in the [[itscassie]] video series. It was posted in response to [[Date With P. Monkey]].

==Transcript==
(''The television is shown. First time something but static is being shown but not clear enough to show what it is exactly. Cut to Cassie'') '''itscassie''': Bree, you're being stupid. What are you doing running around without Daniel? I have been trying so hard to help you guys. And your running around without him, just asking to be captured. (''sighs'') Bree, I don't even know what to tell you anymore. I'm doing the best I can to help you, and you're just putting yourself in more danger. You need to put the stuffed animals down and start acting smart. You really have no clue what's going on right now. (''sighs'') You and Daniel need to make up and stay together. Something bad's going to happen and you're not ready. You're not ready. ("Cassie pushes a button on the television")

My little secret...

2007-01-07T04:42:40Z

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{{Itscassie
| name = My little secret...
| number = 4
| image = Itscassie4.jpg
| caption =
| date = November 19th, 2006
| url = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4DQ5jVWkfo YouTube]
| description = I was tested to be a watcher.

Run Bree!
| tags = [[itscassie]]
| Previous = You didnt see a thing.
| Next = you're not ready.
}}
'''My little secret...''' is the first video in the [[itscassie]] video series. It was posted in response to [[Fleeing The Watcher]].

==Transcript==
'''Cassie:''' It's Cassie. I have to tell you something. (''Cassie shows what appears to be a [[watcher]] tattoo.'') I overheard one of the Deacons saying I didn't have the heart to do it. I'm still thinking about when I saw your parents. I know it showed up dark, but I saw some confusing things in that room. I have to warn you Bree. I've been so paranoid they found out I was making videos after I filmed your parents. I've been listening extra closely. They might use me to trick you somehow. Just remember that. ("close up on television")

You didnt see a thing.

2007-01-07T04:39:43Z

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{{Itscassie
| name = You didnt see a thing.
| number = 3
| image = Itscassie3.jpg
| caption = I can't see a thing either!
| date = November 14th, 2006
| url = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6bSPRp-OV4 YouTube]
| description = Bree, its Cassie, pretend you never even saw this.

shhhhhhhhhh.
| tags = [[itscassie]]
| Previous = Me and Daniel went swimming...
| Next = My little secret...
}}
'''You didnt see a thing.''' is the third video in the [[itscassie]] video series.

==Transcript==
(''The television appears. Cut to Cassie.'')

'''itscassie:''' Remember when I said I knew where your parents are? Now I'm going to prove it. I know they're alive, but I'm not sure they're ok. We used to have the best talks. Daniel is either about to join me or he's been part of it all along. I don't know him like I used to, but I don't trust anyone anymore. In case I don't make it, I want you to know I don't blame you for any of this. You obviously don't know the whole truth.. You will soon. Now I'm going to go check on your parents. (''black screen with lights appearing occasionally'')
Ok, I'm trying to be quiet. I'm right outside their door... (''breathes heavily'').. Ok.. I just catched my breath. Now I'll open it. (''pauses'').. Ok, now I'm gonna open the door.. (''sounds of a door opening'')

(''Cut to Cassie, apparently in her room again.'')
I saw someone in the darkness watching them. I didn't know they guarded, otherwise I wouldn't have went. This is bad, this is really bad. I don't know what's gonna happen now. Trust me, your parents are better off than me right now. ("Black out")