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Deep Throat

2007-07-23T06:34:08Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0232
| image = 0232-DanielStillCantbelieveSarah.jpg
| caption = Total Deep Throat wannabe.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = July 13th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|293}}
| forumid = 12258
| length = 2:02
| description = I got a call from a mysterious reporter. She had some pretty important information. Not sure what we are supposed to do now.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[General LA area|Los Angeles]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|soccerstar4ever|deep|throat}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Jan Libby, and Ross Berger
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs
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| Previous = Sing Until The End
| Next = We Have A Plan

| PreviousB = All Wet
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'''Deep Throat''' is the two hundred thirty-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel is walking down an alley'')

'''Daniel:''' So I received this mysterious text message. And it reads... hold on, let me find it. "I have something for you. A box between 21st and 22nd and Idaho and Montana. South to north. Count three brown bins and make a left." Whoever this person is, they're a complete Deep Throat wannabe. Probably shouldn't have come out here on my own, but I just felt like I just had to do this for [[Bree]]. And I'm not going to get into that [[four-letter words|crap]] between me, and [[Sarah]], and [[Jonas]], and whoever! Because it just doesn't matter when you look at the big picture. And I'm trying to stay calm... I am calm. I'm calm. (''Exhales.'') It was very cool that everybody came together and worked out all the missing words in [[Isaac Gilman|Dr. Gilman's]] letter. And I still can't believe that Sarah [[All Wet|dropped it]] in the first place. You know what? I'm gonna let it go. It's fine. So after we put it all together, Dr. Gilman's letter explained a ''ton'' of stuff to us. There is of course all this info about the serum, and how it's the only way to make Bree trait negative, but the biggest thing that we learned is that we need a small amount of blood from a trait positive girl, like Bree, in order to make this serum. Now that's all good to know, but how are we supposed to get a hold of this blood?

(''Cuts to Daniel at the meeting place.'')

'''Daniel:''' So it appears that the meeting location is in a dark alleyway. A very, very dark alleyway. If I don't return, and you find this, remember: a box between 21st and 22nd and Idaho and Montana. South to north. Count three brown bins. Make a left. Actually, one looks kind of green to me, but whatever.

(''Camera turns to the bins.'')

'''Daniel:''' Hello. Hello? Is anyone here... hello...? (''Very softly'') Why am I here? Oh shi-

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Turn off the camera.

'''Daniel:''' Why?

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' I said turn off the camera.

'''Daniel:''' It's off.

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Come closer. I received some information about your friend, Bree. You won't be able to reach her. They've put Bree in a lockdown. [[The Ceremony (ritual)|The Ceremony]] will be within a month.

'''Daniel:''' Who gave you this information?

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Turn around and walk back to your car.

'''Daniel:''' You can't just lay this on me and not expect me to ask questions! This gives us nothing!

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Time's ticking.

==Notes==
*This video has raised claims that [[TCC]] is actually Jonas's Aunt [[Alex]] or [[The party guests#Beth|Beth]].
*{{wikipedia|Deep_Throat|Deep Throat}} was the code name of the secret source who leaked information about [[pop culture references#Other References|the Watergate scandal]] to Washington Post Journalists, who kept his identity secret until two years ago when they revealed his name was Mark Felt.
*While Daniel states in the video that he received a text message telling him of the location, in the video description he says he received a call.
*The informant's statement that the Ceremony will be within a month further increases the possibility of it being part of the plotline of the [[Season One Finale|First Season Finale]].
*The location referenced is [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=21st+and+montana+loc:+Santa+Monica,+CA&ie=UTF8&ll=34.037289,-118.487377&spn=0.001907,0.004946&t=h&z=18&om=1 here] in Santa Monica.
*"TCC's" identity is later confirmed in the video "Mission Possible."

Talk:Deep Throat

2007-07-14T06:38:42Z

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==Alex?!?!==
How can we be so sure that it ''is'' Alex, we don't know, we just speculate that, there isn't any real proof! -- [[User:Bree_is_awesome|BIA]]

:We are treating the character as Alex for now, due to screenshots that compare the two quite clearly and the character's voice. If the Creators want to remove the credit to Bitsie, I think at that point, we can assume it's not her, but for now, the evidence that it is her is overwhelming, and I think we should leave her credit as such. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 01:36, 14 July 2007 (CDT)

:Couldn't you just leave it as "TCC" for now; until Daniel confirms the informant's identity?--murdock_cb

Talk:Deep Throat

2007-07-14T06:38:21Z

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I'm Here To Help

2007-07-10T01:10:46Z

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| blogger = Spencer
| date = July 9th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|289}}
| forumid = 12123
| length = 3:21
| description = After seeing my dad's note, I think it's the right thing to do.
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'''I'm Here To Help''' is the two hundred twenty-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Spencer is sitting in his car eating a loaf of bread.'')

'''Spencer:''' Have you ever seen that commercial where that guy is in his car and he's like screaming and he's pounding on his steering wheel? And then he says something like, "I'm sorry, I must have low blood sugar." (''Spencer starts laughing.'') And then he's like, "Well, how 'bout some Chinese food?" It's the funniest commercial! (''Spencer continues laughing, then stops abruptly, looking nervously at the camera. He continues eating his sandwich.'') Uh, anyways, I just wanted to say, "Hey," to everyone I met in chat over the weekend. So, hey! You guys are really cool, and you helped me understand what's going on with [[Jonas]] and [[Daniel]] and [[Sarah]] and [[Taylor]], and of course your friend [[Bree]]. Those guys explained it to me, but you guys explained it more... thoroughly. Thoroguhly... (''He ponders this word.'') So, thanks! If you weren't in chat, then you probably don't know what's been going on... a lot! [[All Wet|Last Friday]], Daniel and Sarah went to this [[the yacht club|yacht club]] and found some documents that belonged to my dad, who was a research scientist named [[Isaac Gilman]]. There was also a letter for me, and I want to say, "thanks," to Daniel for posting it for me. It's dated December 16th, 2006. (''Reads from his laptop'') "I hope this letter finds its way to you, Spencer." So, there were a bunch of other letters in that plastic box. Quite a few documents that describe my dad's research. The bummer is that some of those documents that might have had some information that could help your friend Bree were water damaged. Look, I know [[What Up Blogosphere!|I said]] I didn't want to get involved in all this stuff, but after reading my dad's papers, I kind of feel like it's the right thing to do. My dad would want me to help you guys. Listen Daniel, I know you don't think anyone can ever read those papers, but I don't know, maybe I can make out some of it! It is my dad who wrote it, and I happen to be a scientist. So um, I don't know. Maybe you can post it? And I don't mean to bug you, like you should do it right now, but you know, maybe later this morning, or today. And then, tonight when I get home from [[Neutrogena|work]], I can look at it. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm probably the best person to interpret my dad's writings. After all, he is my dad. Am I repeating myself? Sorry.

(''A man in a suit pokes his head through the window and begins to talk to Spencer as music plays.'')

'''Spencer:''' That was Terry. Always has to know what everyone else is up to. Well, it's almost 8 o'clock, so I should get going into my office. But, um, I just wanted to say that getting involved in all this stuff makes me feel like Cliff Sawyer (???) when he entered the other-dimensional world of Comad (???). Very cool, right? (''Nerdy laugh.'')

==Notes==
*Spencer's first video was notably poorly edited. This one was edited using much more advanced techniques, such as slow motion, and superimposed music in the beginning.

Bedside Manner

2007-06-06T06:15:42Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0206
| image = 0206-BreeSarahChinScratch.jpg
| caption = Don't scratch my chin! I know what you were doing with P. Monkey while I was gone!
| blogger = Jonas
| date = June 5th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|266}}
| forumid =
| length = 3:05
| description = We're trying to help Bree, and get her back to normal. Unfortunately, not everyone is taking this seriously.
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'''Bedside Manner''' is the two hundred sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

(''Jonas sits in front of a grate, addressing the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Okay, first let me just start off by saying how (''he laughs'') how happy and relieved we are to have Bree back. I know she went online last night, and I know she posted a video, and it's obvious that she's still pretty... "Hymn-of-One-ish". But uh, (''cut to shot of Bree sitting on her bed, staring out the window'') seems like somewhere deep down she's trying to fight it. (''Jonas approaches Bree from behind and whispers loudly.'') Hey Bree. Bree. (''Cut back to Jonas addressing the camera.'') Look, I know what you're probably thinking. Why didn't we get a professional exit counselor? Well, we don't wanna drag somebody else into this. No way, forget that, I mean it's too risky. Truth is, we've been here for a few days, and have made very little progress. So, we went online, and we came up with our own program.

(''Cut to Daniel and Bree sitting on her bed.'')

'''Daniel:''' There is no Hymn of One. Bree, there is no eternal song.

'''Bree:''' Yes there is!

'''Daniel:''' Bree, listen to me! They're using you!

'''Bree:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' The Order is using you! There is no Hymn of One.

'''Bree:''' No!

'''Daniel:''' Bree, look at me!

'''Bree:''' Daniel, stop!

'''Daniel:''' Yes, I'm Daniel, that's right, remember me, remember. What'd they do to you?

'''Bree:''' No. (''She begins humming.'') Hmmmhmmhmm...

'''Daniel:''' Bree, there's no eternal song. Bree, Bree don't-- (''Bree plugs her ears and hums louder. Daniel looks down in defeat.'') I, I, I got, I can't do anything, I gotta go. (''He stands up and leaves.'')

'''Sarah:''' Hey Bree. (''Sarah approaches from behind, sets the camera down on the window sill, and sits down next to Bree on the bed. Bree continues to stare blankly forward.'') Hello, Bree... (''She waves a hand in front of Bree's face. Bree does not respond, so Sarah eats a goldfish cracker.'') Would you like some goldfish? (''She attempts to feed Bree a goldfish. Bree grabs the cracker and slams her hand down on it.'') Okay, we don't like goldfish. Right then.

'''Daniel:''' (''walking through the door'') Hey.

'''Sarah:''' Hello. (''She scratches Bree beneath the chin.'')

'''Daniel:''' What are you doing?

'''Sarah:''' It works with Colossus.

'''Daniel:''' Um, she's not a ferret.

'''Jonas:''' It's a good view. Lot of trees. Birds. (''He picks up a ceramic bird from the windowsill and makes it "talk" to Bree.'') Hello Bree! (''She smiles slightly, but continues staring straight ahead.'') Look there, you smiled! You smiled, you see that? D'you see that? (''in the bird voice'') Hello Bree! (''He laughs and then makes an odd sound while attempting to tickle her.'')

'''Bree:''' Stop.

'''Jonas:''' What? No... hold on, ready? (''He stands up and begins dancing and singing. Bree laughs.'') There it is, see? There it is. (''He attempts to tickle her again.'')

'''Bree:''' Stop.

'''Jonas:''' Come on, smile. Bree... Breeee come on! (''He tries to tickle her one more time and Bree laughs but pushes him away.'')

'''Bree:''' Stop!

'''Daniel:''' (''still behind camera'') Jonas, how's tickling gonna help deprogram her, man? (''Bree continues laughing.'')

'''Jonas:''' Huh?

'''Daniel:''' Nothing. (''Bree quickly resumes her former blank stare.'')

'''Jonas:''' Bree. Bree... (''He dances again, but this time Bree remains unmoved. Jonas glares at Daniel.'') Good job, dude. (''Cut to a shot of Daniel and Sarah flirting outside.'') Even though Daniel helped for like the first twenty-four hours, he's pretty much doing nothing at this point other than hanging with Sarah. (''The camera pans over a balcony railing to reveal Daniel painting Sarah's toenails.'') Beast has dipped low. Okay, well, you know, if things don't work out (''switches to an effeminate voice'') maybe he can open up his own salon. (''Cut back to Jonas in front of the grate.'') Anyway, like I said, we've made very little progress, and now the whole thing's fallen into my lap. So look, I could really use some help, so if anybody's into it, I'll be in chat later. (''He looks up.'') Hey you. (''Bree comes in and sits down beside him.'')

'''Bree:''' Hey you. (''She leans on Jonas and he puts his arm around her. Jonas looks at the camera.'')

==Notes==
*Although tickling appeared to be working, Daniel quickly stops Jonas, most likely because this is commonly regarded as flirtatious. This shows that Daniel may still have feelings for Bree, despite his recent "fling" with Sarah.

CAMP PLAY

2007-05-26T22:24:42Z

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{{Blog
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| number = 0199
| image =
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| blogger = Jonas
| date = May 26th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|259}}
| forumid = 10574
| length = 3:20
| description = Thanks for helping us decode the note . . . we decided to go to the location. Also, after Sarah's fight with her mom, they both decided it was best if she left Zavalla and took a road trip.
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'''CAMP PLAY''' is the one hundred and ninty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Jonas:''' Alright everybody, so here's the deal. Daniel ended up going through Bree's stuff, and he found a note her dad left in [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]] of all places.

'''Daniel:''' It would have been nice if she'd have given us that note a ''little'' earlier.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well she didn't. So anyway, we tossed the note up on the forum, and thanks to of course Taylor, and Apo, and impulse, and the rest of you crazy cyber crackers, we got the camp play message. Look, neither one of us really wants to be back here, but I don't think we have a choice after seeing Bree's last video. She looked crazy, and those two people that were with her were definately at that party we went to, remember? (''He looks over at Daniel for confirmation.'') Oh yeah, and um, one more thing. (''The camera pans over to Sarah who is sitting on a fence railing.'') Surpise! Sarah just got off a bus after 27 hours, and somehow she's looking her amazing self.

'''Sarah:''' Get any closer and I will breathe on you.

'''Jonas:''' Okay... (''Jonas leaves her alone.'') Alright, so we parked on the street so no one would see us, and we're going to sneak into camp through this creek bed.

(''Scenes of Daniel trudging through the creek bed.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''Whispering'') Hey, hey. Look up there, dude. Let's go up there.

(''Cuts to the outside of a house.'')

'''Daniel:''' Here we are at the camp play location. Feels like a million years ago. Last time I was here, I had no idea it was the Hymn of One.

'''Jonas:''' (''Whispering'') Sarah.

'''Sarah:''' What?

(''Camera zooms in through a window onto a red exercise ball, then cuts to Sarah, standing outside waving her arms mockingly.'')

'''Jonas:''' Get down here. Look, somebody could be watching us right now. Take this seriously please, come on.

(''Sarah walks down a set of stairs. Camera pans to her shiny, black, pointy boots.'')

'''Jonas:''' Those are killer hiking shoes too. Nice choice.

(''Sarah's hand reaches out for a door, which is locked. She pounds on the door in frustration.'')

'''Jonas:''' You'll get us in trouble!

'''Sarah:''' What are you, three?

'''Daniel:''' Shh, come on guys, man.

'''Sarah:''' I'm being totally serious. Why do we get in trouble for looking for... whatever the [[Four-letter words|hell]] we're looking for?

(''Camera zooms in on a blade of grass.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh wait, maybe inches under this blade of grass, there will be another secret message...

'''Jonas:''' Give me the camcorder. You're ridiculous.

'''Sarah:''' Whatever.

'''Daniel:''' If you all could just focus on... one thing.

(''Multiple shots of Jonas trying to climb over a fence. Then cuts to the three of them walking over a bridge. Daniel attempts to look under the bridge, while Sarah lies on top of it.'')

'''Daniel:''' We need you to help us.

'''Sarah:''' Good for you. I need a shower.

'''Daniel:''' We need to find whatever Bree's dad left for us. Don't you get that?

'''Sarah:''' I get it. I still need a shower.

(''Daniel reaches down and helps Sarah to stand.'')

'''Daniel:''' I promise you if you help us, you'll have the best shower you've ever had in your entire life.

(''Sarah whispers something in Daniel's ear. Daniel laughs and shakes his head. Camera pans to Jonas who shakes his head in disbelief. Cuts to Sarah walking across some tree stumps.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, DB, what'd you say this place was?

'''Daniel:''' This is where they rehersed the play.

'''Sarah:''' Whoa. Hey this one comes loose.

(''She teeters on the loose stump. Cuts to Daniel pulling something out from underneath the stump.'')

'''Daniel:''' We found something. What is it dude?

'''Jonas:''' Shh. There's kids over here.

'''Sarah:''' What... what did you...?

'''Jonas:''' Give me the camera.

(''Cuts to a blurry shot of two people walking, one of them a child.'')

'''Jonas:''' I guess this place is not as deserted as we thought. We gotta get out of here.

'''Daniel:''' Let's go.

==Notes==

*Sarah wearing black might be to match her "mood".

*The boys are wearing hats again.

*At 2:49 a stump can be seen with the word help/here written on it, and a smiley face above.

*It's assumed Sarah whispered something to Daniel about showering with her, which sparks yet another love story in the LG15 series.

Let's Play Doctor

2007-05-21T02:11:14Z

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{{Blog
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| number = 0194
| image = 194-Epogen Symbol.jpg
| caption = The EPOGEN symbol? On Julia's file??
| blogger = Daniel
| date = May 18th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|254}}
| forumid = 10313
| length = 2:48
| description = Hey everyone, we found some pretty crucial information regarding Julia and The Order.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
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{{VidChar|Daniel|Yousef Abu-Taleb}}
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = I Know What Boys Like
| Next =

| PreviousB = What the F*@k???
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'''Let's Play Doctor''' is the one hundred ninety-forth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' Here we are at...

'''Jonas:''' Ah... some hospital.

'''Daniel:''' This little one right here, she's a computer fiend. (''Camera pans to Taylor.'') She hacked her way into the County Medical Records, found Julia's birth certificate. Not adopted. Bree ''was'' adopted. If Julia wasn't, well, then she might not be the girl preparing for the Ceremony.

(''Daniel puts on a white lab coat. Jonas whistles.'')

'''Jonas:''' Look at you, you're lookin' good Beast. Very professional here.

'''Daniel:''' Don't call me Beast, I'm...

(''Daniel holds up a name tag that says "Miles Z. Beckett, M.D. Resident Surgeon Plastic Surgery MEDICAL CENTER"'')

'''Daniel:''' Dr. Beckett.

'''Sarah:''' Dr. Beckett? Listen to my heart. (''She hands Daniel a stethoscope while pulling her shirt down a little.'') I think it's gonna burst.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, calm down tiger. (''He turns away from the camera and starts heading towards the hospital'')

'''Jonas:''' I believe in you!

'''Sarah:''' Good luck.

'''Jonas:''' Hey, you can do this. Piece of cake, right? You said it yourself.

(''Daniel walks towards the hospital but ends up tripping.'')

'''Jonas:''' This might not go well.

'''Taylor:''' No one saw.

'''Sarah:''' Except us!

'''Jonas:''' It's okay!

'''Taylor:''' Keep going!

'''Jonas:''' It's alright.

(''Daniel walks into the hospital.'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, this is definitely not going to go well. I'm going to go hit the cafeteria. You guys want to go?

'''Taylor:''' Yeah, I don't want to see this.

'''Jonas:''' Get a hot dog...

(''Cuts to Jonas and Taylor sitting in front of a tree.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hi.

'''Taylor:''' Hi...

'''Jonas:''' So tell me, um, do you come here often?

'''Taylor:''' No, I don't.

'''Jonas:''' I do. Because I like to watch people come and go. Look, they come, and then they go.

'''Taylor:''' So does that work on all the girls, or just on me?

'''Jonas:''' Heh, that was working? Wow, I don't know my own powers!

(''Taylor looks embarrassed. Jonas puts his arm around Taylor.'')

(''Cuts to Sarah.'')

'''Sarah:''' You're uh, really clever.

'''Jonas:''' Aw, thanks. (''Clears throat.'') So tell me, uh what are you doing later?

'''Sarah:''' It involves D batteries and makes a lot of noise.

(''Camera pans to Jonas's face. He looks confused.'')

'''Jonas:''' Uh, a boombox?

(''Cuts to Jonas standing in front of the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, that's about enough of that. I had fun. I don't think they did. Anyway, it's been a ''long'' time now, no sign of Daniel. So I think we're going to go back to the entrance and see if we can find him.

(''Cuts to Daniel running out of the hospital building holding a file. Then cuts to Jonas's face as he is running'')

'''Jonas:''' Okay, we're being chased by security now. But I think Daniel got it. Daniel, you get it?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, but I almost got arrested!

'''Jonas:''' Shh, get down. We're hiding from security.

(''Daniel and Jonas crouch behind the car. Cuts to Daniel sitting in the car with his eyes closed.'')

'''Jonas:''' Okay, dude, so how did it go?

'''Daniel:''' I mean, everything was fine until I took a doughnut from the nurse's stand.

'''Sarah:''' A doughnut?

'''Daniel:''' So? Yeah, I was hungry.

'''Sarah:''' Was it jelly-filled?

'''Daniel:''' (''Smiles'') No, it was frosted with the chocolate on top.

'''Sarah:''' I love those. They're my favorite.

(''Cuts to Daniel's hands as he opens the file.'')

'''Jonas:''' What's in the file, man?

'''Sarah:''' I like doughnuts.

'''Daniel:''' I don't know. It's her file though. It's her social security number. And... (''Holds up the file'') Isn't that the symbol from the [[EPOGEN]] box? It is, right?

'''Jonas:''' Looks like it.

'''Daniel:''' It is!

'''Jonas:''' What's it say? What's the paper say?

'''Daniel:''' Julia Anderson. Trait: Negative. What the [[four-letter words|hell]]'s that mean?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know.

==Notes==
*On [[YouTube]], this video starts with a note from Daniel to explain why it was posted on the [[lonelygirl15]] account. "Hey everyone, we found some pretty crucial information regarding Julia and The Order, so I decided to post the video to Bree's account."
*This video marks the first time the last name of a character is officially given ([[Jules|Julia Anderson]]).
*The name on the tag that Daniel uses is a reference to creator [[Miles Beckett]]. Possibly Miles' own name tag because the tag belongs to a Resident Surgeon, signifying it is a student. Miles was a surgical student.
*Sarah's comment, "it involves D batteries and makes a lot of noise," most likely refers to a {{wikipedia|vibrator_(sensual)|vibrator}}.
*This video contains many [[Crime Report|illegal activities]], including hacking into the County Medical Records, impersonating a doctor, stealing confidential documents from a hospital, and evading arrest.
*The "trait negative" can confirm the theory that the requirements to be chosen for the ceremony involve a genetic, or medical trait.
*The word "trait" is often used to describe types of blood, so the "trait:negative" comment could be a negative characteristic that is necessary to be chosen for the ceremony. The medication Bree was taking when she was preparing for the ceremony were said to be for iron, which is important when blood is taken.

About The Gun

2007-04-18T05:09:13Z

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{{Blog
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| number = 0173
| image = 0173-JonasIsPissedAtWhatAlexDid.jpg
| caption = She lied to my face! Twice!
| blogger = Jonas
| date = April 16th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=229 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = I'm not too happy with my "performance" last week, and I'm really upset about Alex... I'm just glad i didn't hurt Bree or Daniel
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'''About The Gun''' is the one hundred seventy-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''[[Jonas]] is sitting in a parked car alone and talks straight to the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' 'Kay, so we're, uh, on our way back from Mexico. About the gun, um, it was the dumbest thing that I ever... (''shakes head.'') I acted imbalanced, you know. (''Mumbles, then sighs and runs his hand through his hair.'') Anyway, um, where did the gun come from? Uh... I stashed it under my seat, on the passenger side, when that [[watcher]] came to my house that day. It was my Dad's and, I don't know, it just made me feel safer to have it. I guess, in retrospect, not such a good idea. I watched the video and I don't even remember it, but I was... I was waving the gun at everyone. At [[Daniel]]. At [[Bree]]. I mean if I were... if I were to hurt one of them, I don't, I don't know what I would do. And I'm pissed. Pissed at [[Alex]]. I don't call her Aunt Alex. She's not Aunt Alex anymore. She's just Alex to me. And what she did was inexcusable and unforgivable. I mean I don't, I don't give a damn what the [[Order]] wants her to do or what they need from her. I don't care, I don't care anymore. You know, she ''lied'' to my ''face''! ''Twice''! Twice. And she put my friends in danger, and for that... (''shakes head.'') Anyway, uh, I guess out of everybody Bree is handling this the best. Daniel... he's been, uh, drinking... kind of a lot. I, I make a lot of jokes when he's drinking (''laughs to himself.'') Sometimes it's funny, but nah it's not, it's not funny, it's... he has a serious problem and I wish, I just wish I had the guts to confront him about it. But, you know what I hope? That I learn from my mistakes, and... I'm just tryin' to learn that, yeah, I need to just roll with the punches. Sometimes, it can be kind of a lot.

(''Cut to view from Jonas's camera as he moves round the back of the car to film Bree and Daniel approaching. They are carrying some shopping bags and talking to each other.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''Calls out.'') Hey team! What you got there?

'''Bree:''' Oh I dunno, a little this, a little that.

'''Jonas:''' Ah, swee- Oh! Did you get toilet paper?

'''Bree:''' No! (''Loudly'') Are you serious?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know, I don't know. That's, uh, anybody's guess, really. I mean it's a [[The bunker|bunker]]. Do they typically come equipped?

'''Bree:''' Do you know if it at least has running water?

'''Jonas:''' I... think... yes. I don't know.

'''Bree:''' (''After putting down her shopping bag grumpily, and in a sarcastic tone'') Awesome! (''Bree walks back towards the shops.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''Looks at the camera.'') Oops!

(''Cut to view from [[Jonas]]'s camera as he sits in the driver's seat of his car and looks back at Daniel in the back seat.)

'''Jonas:''' So, uh, how's it hanging, tiger?

'''Daniel:''' (''Raises eyebrows and looks away out of the window.'')

'''Jonas:''' Sweet! Long and to the left? That's good, that's healthy. That's healthy, I hear. So, um, what d'you get in the store?

'''Daniel:''' (''Looking out the window and very uninterested in having a conversation'') Lunch.

(''Camera zooms in on a bottle wrapped up in brown paper on the back seat.'')

'''Jonas:''' Lunch, nice. What kinda lunch?

(''Camera moves back to uninterested Daniel.'')

'''Jonas:''' A liquid lunch, there?

'''Daniel:''' (''Raises eyebrows again and looks out of the window refusing to answer Jonas.'')

(''Cut to Bree talking to camera from the front passenger seat of the car. Jonas and Daniel are in the background still in their seats.'')

'''Bree:''' So, we're headed to a bomb shelter. We're defending ourselves against those ICBMs.

'''Jonas:''' Really it's... it's not a bomb shelter, it's a bunker... but, you know..

'''Bree:''' Whatever! But seriously... this bunker, Jonas found whilst sifting through some of his parents' papers at that old [[Jonas's cabin|cabin]]. Apparently, it's some kind of safe-house that the Resistance used to use. So... we shall see. (''Forcefully'') And it better have running water! (''Looks at Jonas, who looks back silently and meekly.'')

(''Cut to Bree talking to the camera from inside a dimly lit bunker.'')

'''Bree:''' Welcome to the lovely Resistance Inn! Would you care to relax in our rustic lounge area?

(''Camera moves from Bree's face to view some old chairs. Daniel and Jonas are cleaning in the background.'')

'''Bree:''' So, let's see how the maids are doing.

'''Daniel:''' (''Holding a broom'') ''Not'' a maid.

'''Bree:''' What do you guys think of this place?

(''Camera zooms on Jonas holding a spray bottle of cleaning fluid and a dirty cloth.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''Off camera.'') It sucks.

'''Jonas:''' It's, uh, really dirty. (''Holds up dirty cloth for the camera.'')

'''Bree:''' That is gross. Yeah.

(''Cut to an office area of the bunker lit by a single lamp. There is a desk with a computer monitor, a telephone, a typewriter and other miscellaneous objects. There is a [[The bunker#The Whiteboard|whiteboard]] on the wall with writing on it.'')

'''Daniel:''' Look at this.

'''Bree:''' What is all this stuff?

'''Jonas:''' (''Looking at a piece of paper'') I don't know. It's a map.

'''Bree:''' (''Referring to some photographic slides, one of which Daniel is holding up to the light'') What are those?

'''Jonas:''' (''Off camera'') Might be Europe somewhere?

'''Daniel:''' These?

(''Camera zooms in on the photographic slides.'')

'''Bree:''' (''Off camera'') Yeah, what are they?

(''Camera moves on to Jonas reading the whiteboard.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''Off camera'') It's a lot of this one girl.

'''Jonas:''' I don't know.

'''Daniel:''' (''Off camera'') I wonder if I can get this to work.

'''Bree:''' (''Off camera'') "OTS".

'''Jonas:''' This is crazy. This place was, uh, from what I read, I guess it was built by, by some of the people that came before us in the, you know, in the Resistance? It's kind of like a safe-house.

'''Bree:''' (''Referring to a blueprint'') What's that?

'''Daniel:''' (''Off camera'') Did you check the phone?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, it's dead.

'''Daniel:''' Is it?

(''Daniel checks the phone himself.'')

'''Jonas:''' They're like some plans...

'''Daniel:''' It's not plugged in.

'''Jonas:''' ...some building. Maybe it's this structure. Really old.

''(Cut to Daniel alone and lying on a mattress.)''

'''Daniel:''' (''Relieved'') Aaah! Home sweet home. This bed... ''(pats mattress)''... I'm tellin' ya... I can feel every single spring. It's gonna be amazing. Good thing though I got, I got a chair. (''Plays with the broken seat.'') Busted. God, it's dusty in here. I think I just got something in my eye.

''(Cut to Bree filming herself, presumably outside as there is much more light.'')

'''Bree:''' Alright. We fixed it up the best we could. (''Scoffs.'') This is gonna be our home for awhile so... it's gotta be shipshape. How did this become my home? (''Laughs half-heartedly.'') This is my home!

==Notes==
[[Image:Recreatewhiteboard.JPG|thumb|left|Clear recreation of the whiteboard (click to enlarge).]]
* [[Image:0173-Whiteboard.jpg|thumb|right|Jonas reading the whiteboard.]][[The bunker]] has an office area where there is a [[The bunker#The Whiteboard|whiteboard]]. The previous occupants, presumably members of the Resistance, have left some notes on this whiteboard regarding [[the Order]] and the [[The Ceremony (ritual)|ceremony]] which can be seen during the video.
* Although Jonas is credited as the blogger, Bree and Daniel each hold the camera for intermittent periods of time.
* The term "OTS" stands for Officers' Training School which usually refers to the Air Force. This might explain that the helicopters might in fact work for The Resistance, not the Order.
*At 1:48 in the video, something beeps four times.

Talk:New Girl

2007-04-17T19:25:51Z

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== Canonicity ==

Ah, the question on everyone's mind. Is [[Nikki Bower]] canon now? Is [[Callmejules24]] canon now? I wish [[the Creators]] would stop messing with us.... then again, it makes things interesting :)--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 09:22, 17 April 2007 (CDT)

:It is messing with us, and interesting. Nikki seems to have moved into a more canon-like state at the moment. And Jules is clearly canon, but I don't think she is necessarily "the new girl." There may be multiple new girls for us to analyze. --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 09:52, 17 April 2007 (CDT)

Yea I think Nikki B was canon after we saw her on Lucy's doorstep, and Lucy didn't notice.

Spanglish

2007-04-12T19:10:43Z

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'''Spanglish''' is the one hundred seventy-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

(''[[Daniel]] and [[Alex]] are seen on a beach from a distance walking hand in hand'')

'''Jonas:''' (''speaking in a British accent'') Not two days we find out she's a good guy and he is all over 'er. (''Bree laughs'')

(''Cut to Jonas and Bree sitting together apparently watching Daniel and Alex'')

'''Jonas:''' Boom. It's disgusting. (''now losing the accent'') That felt like, it felt like a British moment. I'm not calling him uncle. I don't care if they have fifty, sixty kids I am not calling him uncle. Now, seriously though, what you think? I mean, you, he's your friend too,.. is this not wrong?

'''Bree:''' I think it's fine. I mean he's a big boy and he can make his own decisions. I'm sure that his intentions are... honorable-ish.

'''Jonas:''' Are you kidding me? Honorable!

'''Bree:''' -ish.

'''Jonas:''' There's nothing honorable going on over there.

'''Bree:''' You just need to find the right girl.

'''Jonas:''' Whoa... wait, we're not talking about me. I'm okay, trust me. We're talking about Aunt Fornicator down there.

'''Bree:''' (''laughs'') What?

'''Jonas:''' If they hook up it's going to be so awkward. Please don't. Ugh. Let's get outta here.

(''Cut to Jonas and Bree walking down a street'')

'''Jonas:''' So we left the lovebirds to their own devices, gross. (''Bree laughs'') And we decided to do a little exploring of old Mexico.

'''Bree:''' Yeah, stalking Alex and Daniel is not my idea of fun.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, ummm I wasn't stalking them.

'''Bree:''' Okay, look you're paranoid. Just let whatever's gonna happen, happen.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, listen to you? When did you become the Zen Master?

'''Bree:''' That's right. I found my inner peace. (''laughs'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well I got one thing to say to you on that one.

'''Bree:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' (''speaks Spanish'')

'''Bree:''' What is that?

'''Jonas:''' (''continues to speak Spanish'')

'''Bree:''' That is ''not'' Spanish.

'''Jonas:''' It's Spanish. It's a different dialect. (''continues to speak Spanish'')

'''Bree:''' That is ''not'' Spanish.

'''Jonas:''' It's ''so'' Spanish.

'''Bree:''' Oh no.

'''Jonas:''' (''points to Mexican woman standing by the sidewalk'') She understands exactly what I'm saying, right? (''Bree laughs'') See?

(''Cut to Bree standing on a beach'')

'''Bree:''' (''wearing a sombrero'') Okay, in an effort to cheer up Jonas, I have donned some of the local garb, and I'm now going to do a quick presentation of "Then and Now". A compare and contrast of our quaint little town in Mexico.

(''Cut to Bree in front of the water of what we understand to be Rosarito Beach'')

'''Bree:''' This is where the first residents lived. They were the Kumeyaay Indians and they called this place their home.

(''Cut back to Bree in the sombrero'')

'''Bree:''' These are some of today's residents. (''Footage of people playing soccer on the beach is seen'') I don't think they know what this place is called.

(''Cut to Bree standing somewhere in the city'')

'''Bree:''' Kumeyaay were absorbed by the Spanish missionaries who came here in the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries. They built many stone churches. (''a church bell is seen'') The Fransiscan monks who came to Rosarito beach had tremendous impact on the local Indian culture. They forced them to wear clothes, which they weren't accustomed to, and also trade up their tribal rituals for solemn prayer.

(''Cut to Bree standing by a busy street'')

'''Bree:''' As you can see, ''a lot'' has changed. I'm sure if you could ask the Kumeyaay Indians if they even envisioned their sleepy little quiet town turning into this, they'd reach for the tequila and tell you, progress is progress (''shrugs'').

(''More footage of people on the beach as well as in the city is seen'')

'''Bree:''' (''facing the camera at Jonas'') What is it?

'''Jonas:''' I've just never seen you be sarcastic before, that's all.

'''Bree:''' That wasn't sarcastic, I was being genuine.

'''Jonas:''' Give me that. (''Jonas takes the camera and points it at Bree'') So, uh, what do you have against spring breakers, come on? Honestly?

'''Bree:''' Nothing. (''shakes her head and smiles'')

'''Jonas:''' Nothing? Say, say that with a straight face. I dare you. (''Bree smiles and starts to walk away'') I told you you can't say it. Say it.

'''Bree:''' Stop. (''Jonas laughs'') Nothing. (''Jonas laughs again'')

==Notes==
This is the second time they explicitly mention their location while on the run. The other time they were abducted in Las Vegas.

This is one of the few videos where Bree and Jonas spend alone time together such as "skateboarding, and "Snow Angels."

Lying Bastards

2007-04-06T00:48:59Z

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'''Lying Bastards''' is the one hundred sixty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Daniel]], [[Jonas]], and [[Bree]] follow [[Alex]] all the way to Mexico.

==Transcript==
(''Jeux Interdits(Romance) by Narciso Yepes plays and footage of the highway, other cars, etc. is seen.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''sitting in the passenger seat with Bree visible in the back seat'') We followed [[Alex]] down here, she's been staying in that house over there. We're trying to figure out what to do: I mean, we're not sure what she's doing but... she's been holed up in there for a while. Other than that though, I kind of like Mexico. I mean it's nice, the people are cool, they're very warm and...

'''Jonas:''' (''laughing'') Yeah... you like Mexico because you can legally drink, lush. I know you.

'''Daniel:''' No, I like it because I like it... He's acting like it's a prob--

'''Jonas:''' Congratulations!

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean congrat...

'''Jonas:''' Well, it's 9:30 in the morning dude, I just... that's a feat, that's a major feat.

'''Daniel:''' Whatever, dude.

'''Jonas :''' Listen, Mamasitas lock up your daughters, okay, 'cause the Beast here is south of the border, and, uh, not for nothing dude, you put the ho in Mexico.

(''Daniel laughs in a "that was so wrong" snicker.'')

'''Bree:''' There's no "ho" in Mexico.

(''The music abruptly stops. Both boys look at her and then at each other. After a moment of awkward silence, the music resumes playing.'')

'''Bree:''' (''She laughs and shrugs.'') There's no "ho" in Mexico.

(''Daniel looks at the camera in a "Bree doesn't get what we are talking about" way.'')

(''Cut to Daniel standing in the street.'')

'''Daniel:''' Wow, big surprise. After talking all that trash, Jonas decides to take Bree into town. Why? He thinks she should try a fish taco. What do I do, though? That's right, I do something useful. I'm going to break into Alex's house. (''laughs'') It's all I know how to do really, I guess.

(''After much scaling of walls and sneaking around on balconies Daniel films Alex on the phone.'')

'''Alex:''' Yes, they called me. No, because--I do care because it's a violation of [[free will]] and you know... I know my principles, do you want me to recite them for you? I didn't know you were going to do anything... It's horribly upsetting, all right, I don't like lying. (''She cuts a lime in half.'') It goes against... because he's my nephew!... Okay.

(''Alex hangs up the phone, puts her head into her hands and appears to be crying.'')

==Notes==
*This is the first time [[Bree]], [[Jonas]] and [[Daniel]] have been seen together since [[Subjects Apprehended|the kidnapping]].
*This is also the first time in a while we have seen [[Daniel]] [[Breaking And Entering|breaking and entering]].
*This is the third video to have a [[four-letter words|swear word]] in the title. The others were [[What The Hell?!??!]] and [[To Hell With Bree's Dad (yeah!)]].
*As the writers may or may not have realized, "having a fish taco" is a euphemism for oral sex (cunilingus).
*One of the places [[Bree]], [[Jonas]] and [[Daniel]] passed in the car was the San Diego California (Mormon) Temple. (http://www.lds.org/temples/main/0,11204,1912-1-81-0,00.html)
*It is unknown as to where Bree was in her [[Losing My Religion|last video]]. The video came out only a day before this one, so it is possible that during Bree's video she was already in (or was on her way to) Mexico.
*In the video Bree's hair is shown dyed noticeably lighter then her previous video, whether this is done on purpose in disguise or not is unknown.

Losing My Religion

2007-04-04T18:52:49Z

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'''Losing My Religion''' is the one hundred sixty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

'''Bree:''' (''Bree sits alone in a park, addressing the camera.'') Hi. So, Jonas and Daniel are back at the car. Daniel is asleep. Jonas is keeping an eye out for Alex. We took turns last night checking to see if Alex ever went anywhere, but she's still here. I don't really know... what happened in those days that we were... kidnapped. The last thing I remember is walking out of the gas station, and then next thing I know I'm running through a desert, and I'm being chased by this guy, and then he got shot. So I guess I'm alone for a bit. I had a dream about my mom last night. I used to have dreams about my parents all the time, but... not lately. This is the first one I've had in a long time. My mom and I... never really understood each other. I think that part of the problem was that me and my dad got along so well. Looking back on it, I guess she probably felt a little bit left out. To give you a little back story on my mom, she studied philosophy at the University of [[Scotland|Edinburgh]]. My dad used to say that philosophers were lazy scientists. (''She laughs.'') Anyway, so I guess you can see why these two got along like gangbusters. My mom met this professor while she was there. This was after her and my dad had been an item for a while. And, uh, this professor, I guess, introduced her to the [[Bree's religion|Hymn of One]]. That's the religion that I'm a part of. My mom was... really looking for answers. Maybe a little bit too hard. She bought into it hook, line, and sinker, she really just... took the plunge. The way my dad talks about it, it was like she was a completely different person. She started off this shy introvert, and then suddenly she was this vocal, outspoken, first-to-pick-an-argument type of girl. Turns out that was all a lie. The religion that my mom fell head-over-heels for, the religion that I was raised in, it's all a front for the Order. I'm not a hundred percent sure why, yet, but I have my suspicions. I think it's pretty clear that there's more to the Order than the whole religion. I think that's just there to validate the whole thing. The Order is quietly doing whatever it doesn't want you to know, on the side. So I guess in a way, you could consider the Hymn of One the recruiting branch. Well, I'm going to do the tough job of waking up Daniel. It's not going to be fun. Daniel is grumpy in the morning. Like, ''grumpy.'' Like... (''With her eyes bugging out, she pantomimes steam coming out of her nostrils and ears.'') Like that. (''She makes a clicking sound and salutes the camera.'')

==Notes==
*The video title is a reference to the R.E.M. song of the same name.
*This is the first video where Bree's religion is officially mentioned by name.
* Since Daniel & Jonas are not seen in this video, it supports the speculation that the three are not actually together, but have separated. [[Losing My Religion]] would then parallel and support the misinformation begun with the [[Missing Days]] (Hustle & Flow) video.
*The domain "www.hymnofone.com" was created on 31 Mar 2007. Its server is listed as "lonelygirl15.com.