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Cabin Fever

2008-06-04T22:44:28Z

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==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' (''Standing in front of a bed'') I saw Gina's video yesterday. She has a unique way of expressing herself. But, all that aside, (''music begins to play'') the girl has a point. Everything isn't okay. It's not like we're The Waltons living this Utopian life up in the mountains. Truth? We're a mess. We're the very definition of dysfunctional. (''Cut to Sarah in the kitchen'') Reckless. (''Cut to Sarah in the dining area'') Narcissistic. (''Cut to Sarah on the stairs'') Selfish. (''Cut to Sarah lying on the bed on her stomach'') But we're also friends. (''Cut to Sarah sitting on the bed'') Family. And above all else, (''Sarah lies down'') loyal. (''Cut to Sarah sitting on the couch'') And I'm not blind. I know how much they despise [[Carl]]. But it means a lot to me. You know, that despite his past mistakes, they stood by me. [[Doing It Myself|And saved him]]. (''Claps'') Our little vacay in the woods has been fun and all but, to tell you the truth, we're starting to get cabin fever.

(''Cut to Sarah's hand of cards. The girls are sitting in a circle on the floor playing Go Fish''.)

'''Jennie:''' (''Laying on her stomach'') Any day now Sarah.

(''Gina and Emma start laughing'')

'''Sarah:''' What?

'''Jennie:''' Come on! It's your turn. Go fish already!

'''Sarah:''' This is so lame.

'''Emma:''' Sarah, do you have a better idea?

'''Gina:''' N-n-no, do not ask her that because last time I asked her for a suggestion, she said we should go skinny dipping in the hot tub.

'''Sarah:''' Heck yes I did!

'''Emma:''' Okay that not gonna happen.

(''Girls laugh'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh, come on, please!

'''Emma:''' No, that is not going to happen. Hey, why don't we go camping?

'''Gina:''' I've never been camping before!

'''Emma:''' It'll be fun.

'''Jennie:''' Yes, yes yes yes yes! That is a great idea. I saw some camping gear in the garage.

(''Jennie, Gina, and Sarah get really excited'')

'''Sarah:''' Let's not.

'''Emma:''' Nice. You know what, Sarah? It would be fun. I've been living in a [[Lonelygirl15 minor locations#Bunker 7|bunker]]. It's fresh air. Please?

'''Jennie:''' Please?

'''Gina:''' Come on.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, and after living in Mexico, I think my camping days are over.

'''Jennie:''' Oh.

'''Emma:''' Y-yeah. Bad idea.

(''Gina peeks at Emma's hand of cards'')

'''Emma:''' So... (''Emma and Gina laugh'')

'''Sarah:''' Hey, wait a minute...

'''Gina:''' Can I have that one?

'''Sarah:''' Didn't, um, didn't the [[LG15.com|LG15 Community]] just throw a prom?

'''Jennie:''' Oh yeah!

'''Gina:''' I think so.

'''Sarah:''' And if I recall, I am in the presence of not one, but two ladies who have [[Backyard Bikini Patrol|never danced with a boy]] or been to a prom.

(''Emma and Gina giggle'')

'''Jennie:''' That is right! (''Points at Emma and Gina'') Them!

(''Emma and Gina laugh'')

'''Sarah:''' That's it, that's what we're doing. We're throwing a prom. Right here, right now.

'''Gina:''' Really?

'''Sarah:''' Gimme gimme prom, gimme prom, gimme gimme prom!

(''The girls squeal'')

'''Emma:''' I don't know how to dance!

'''Jennie:''' Okay, this... this is either the world's worst idea, (''whispers to Sarah'') or the greatest! (''Nods and gives a thumbs up'')

'''Sarah:''' It's the greatest.

(''Jennie laughs. Gina taps her on the shoulder''.)

'''Gina:''' Do you have a four?

'''Emma:''' You're a cheater! You're a cheater!

'''Jennie:''' Ugh! (''Hands her four card to Gina'') Here. I saw you cheat!

(''Cut to the back porch'')

'''Jonas:''' No. No way.

'''Daniel:''' Nooooo, please no!

'''Emma:''' Oh, come on! Look, if I remember correctly, we outnumber you guys 4:2. (''Daniel groans'') Right?

'''Sarah:''' Prom it is, fellas. (''Jonas groans'')

(''Cut to Sarah sitting on a couch on the back porch'')

'''Sarah:''' It's weird. I admit it. But, I'm excited! The cheesy outfits, the slow dances. And the boys. Well, they have admitted defeat and they're going along with the whole idea. Listen to this. Daniel wanted to do a Star Wars prom. Ugh. Yeah, N-O to that! And Jennie... oh, poor little Jennie. She wanted to do an Earth Day theme. Yeah, no. That wasn't gonna happen. So, we went with my idea. [[Prom: It's To Die For|An 80s prom]]! So if you guys have any tips on what to wear or how to decorate, send me a message on LG15.com. And who knows? Maybe this time I'll do prom right and behave. Nah, maybe not.

==Notes==
* Sarah singing "Gimme, gimme prom" is a reference to Britney Spears' song "Gimme More."
* After this video, a new slogan appeared as the headline for LG15: "Prom: It's To Die For". This could imply that there is to be a big story arch during the upcoming prom, possibly even resulting in the death of a character.

Ceremony baby

2007-10-14T12:01:01Z

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[[Image:Jonas Ceremony Baby.jpg|thumb|right|Ceremony Baby? Groundwork for plot twist in 2023?]]

A Ceremony Baby is a newborn who potentially may be a candidate for the [[The Ceremony (ritual)|Ceremony]].

== Humorous Origins ==
The concept of "ceremony babies" was first discussed by fans following release of the video [[She's Missing]] (May 9, 2007). It was speculated (as humor) that a woman apparently pushing a baby stroller in the background (at approximately :55 into the video), had a "Ceremony Baby," meaning a newborn chosen to do the ceremony in the future. It was further speculated (as humor) that if it was a Ceremony Baby, the so-called [[Watcher|Homeless Watcher]] seen at 0:05 of [[Warwalking]] (Dec. 4, 2006) was the father. Similarly, when the cry of a baby was heard in [[My Dad Died Too]] (July 4, 2007), some joked about whether the cry belonged to a Ceremony Baby, other conjectured that the Ceremony Baby may in fact be a [[moonchild]].

== Subsquent Plot Developments ==

In [[Robbing the Cradle]] (Sept. 21, 2007), the first actual sighting of a real Ceremony Baby as part of the lonelygirl15 plot occurred. Subsequent videos developed the story line of potentially having Daniel and others try to rescue a Ceremony Baby from the Order. In [[Behind The Bushes]] (October 11, 2007), [[Daniel]] and [[Sarah]] refused to take part in [[Sonia]]'s plan to kidnap a Ceremony Baby.

However in [[They'll Do Anything]], Jonas and Daniel help Sonia attack the Ceremony Baby's home and take her. It is unclear whether or not they have the actual baby, and it is also unknown what Sonia did to the baby's family when she disappeared into the house alone and came out with the carrier.

This Ceremony Baby was seen being left somewhere at the end of [[They'll Do Anything]]. Most fans speculate that she was left at a hospital, but there was no evidence of this in the video.

[[Category: Theories and speculation]]

Living with Girls

2007-09-19T03:20:53Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred ninety-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the thirty-sixth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is driving his car, Sarah is riding shotgun, and Daniel is sitting in the backseat.'')

'''Jonas:''' This is it.

'''Sarah:''' Oh look at that, very good job.

'''Jonas:''' Home, sweet home.

'''Daniel:''' This is it?

(''Everyone gets out of the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' I think we're going to be a very happy little family.

(''Camera pans to Mallory, who has just pulled up behind Jonas in the driveway. She gets out of the car.

'''Mallory:''' Hello.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, what's up?

(''Mallory kisses Daniel.'')

'''Daniel:''' How are you, thanks for helping.

'''Mallory:''' Yeah. Hey guys!

'''Jonas:''' Hey, how you doing?

'''Mallory:''' Oh, hi!

'''Jonas:''' It's Mal, right?

'''Mallory:''' Yes!

'''Jonas:''' Nice to meet you. (''They shake hands.'')

'''Mallory:''' Nice to meet you! And, you're Sarah? (''Sarah nods.'') I'm Mallory.

'''Sarah:''' Hi.

'''Mallory:''' Hi.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so here we go.

(''Mallory giggles.'')

'''Daniel:''' You ready for this, or what?

'''Mallory:''' Yeah, let's do it.

(''Camera is now perched on top of a box as the crew unpacks the car.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''To Jonas'') C'mon, man. Hurry up. Oh wow, almost dropped the camera. That was close, alright.

'''Jonas:''' If you break that, I'm going to kill you. Not really.

(''The girls walk by Daniel.'')

'''Daniel:''' How ''you'' all doin'?

(''Musical montage of the group unpacking the car. Mallory reaches to take some boxes from Daniel, and they all fall out of his hands.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh!

'''Jonas:''' Dude!

(''Cuts to a view from inside the house. The group continues unpacking. Cuts to the kitchen. More unpacking. Sarah smacks Daniel's butt with a spatula. Daniel looks up, shocked.'')

'''Daniel:''' What are you ''doing''?

'''Sarah:''' Nothing. I just thinking if it was usable... I mean, I like this kind of stuff to work!

'''Jonas:''' ???

'''Mallory:''' I'll actually help. (''They walk outside.'')

'''Jonas:''' Oh, thank you.

'''Mallory:''' Yeah.

(''Daniel gives Sarah a look and then walks off as well.'')

'''Sarah:''' I was just... playing around.

(''Cuts to Sarah giving a tour of the house.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, I'm going to show you my room. That's not my room. But this is! Ta-da! It'll look better when I hang things up, and unpack, and stuff. Anyway, this is the bathroom, to which share with two boys - yay. And uh, wow. Um, what's this? (''Holds up a [[Neutrogena]] shower gel.'') This is... not mine. Huh. And there's that basket... I wonder. (''Jonas walks by.'') Hey, Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, what up?

'''Sarah:''' Is there um, something you want to tell me? (''She waves the gel in front of his face.'')

'''Jonas:''' Um, yeah. My curl's just out of control in the morning. So...

'''Sarah:''' No seriously, who does this belong to?

'''Jonas:''' (''Smiles'') Talk to Daniel.

'''Sarah:''' What, why are you smiling? Don't smile! What.. why? Why is he smiling?

(''Cuts to Sarah taking Daniel into the bathroom.'')

'''Daniel:''' Alright, what's the big deal?

'''Sarah:''' Well, go and I'll show you! (''She gives him a shove.'')

'''Daniel:''' Uh, don't push me, I'm going. What? What's.. what?

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean, what? Look at this, okay! We haven't even ''moved in'' yet, and she's parking her shower stuff!

'''Daniel:''' So what? I'll just-I'll talk to her.

'''Sarah:''' Do that.

'''Daniel:''' I'll talk to her.

'''Sarah:''' Do that. You know what Daniel, she's not moving in here with us.

'''Daniel:''' Oh my-okay. You know what, she's going to be here a lot.

'''Sarah:''' Fine, whatever.

'''Daniel:''' Fine.

'''Sarah:''' Whatever.

'''Daniel:''' You know, we're not... how 'bout she just keeps everything in my room? How will that work?

'''Sarah:''' How about she just ''stays'' in your room?

'''Daniel:''' How about... fine.

(''Cuts to Daniel in the backyard, juggling.'')

'''Daniel:''' The amazing Daniel, part two is j-

'''Mallory:''' You're ''amazing''.

'''Daniel:''' Amazing!

'''Mallory:''' (''Giggles'') Here you go, I brought this for you! (''She hands Daniel a glass of water.'')

'''Daniel:''' Ooh, ???, nice.

(''Mallory begins to sit down in the grass.'')

'''Daniel:''' No, you can sit here.

'''Mallory:''' Oh, well...

'''Daniel:''' No, I'll get another chair. Sit down, sit down, sit down.

'''Mallory:''' Why, thank you. That's very nice of you Daniel. (''Daniel brings over another chair.'') So I was just saying that maybe you should seriously consider letting me do the rest of the unpacking for you, so you can focus on that film assignment.

'''Daniel:''' Uh huh.

'''Mallory:''' You know, since you've been gone for two weeks? What did you tell Mr. Banks?

'''Daniel:''' The uh, the truth.

'''Mallory:''' Well, he said you really need to hit a home run on this one in order to uh, pass the class.

'''Daniel:''' It's just that I...

'''Mallory:''' It's just what? You really need to take control of your life, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' (''Stands up.'') You know what? I will start right now, kay? I'm going in. (''He kisses Mallory.'')

'''Mallory:''' Okay.

(''Cuts to the front of the house, where Jonas is getting stuff from the car. Daniel walks up to him.'')

'''Daniel:''' Bro, seriously. I can't take Sarah. It's been an hour and she's driving me nuts.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah well, that's Sarah. Listen, forget about that. I really like Mallory.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah man, she's cool.

'''Jonas:''' You found a good one.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, I need to ask you a favor.

'''Daniel:''' Uh huh?

'''Jonas:''' Well, don't sound so excited.

'''Daniel:''' I'll try to contain myself.

'''Jonas:''' Listen, I'm going to try and spy on [[Sonia]] and [[Carl]] tommorow night, I could really use a wingman, what do you say? ...Could you get that for me?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' Thanks.

==Notes==
* Daniel's juggling is most likely a [[Fan references|reference]] to the Juggling for World Peace movement started by [[LGPedia]] head admin [[User:Zoey|Zoey]] [http://jugglingforworldpeace.blogspot.com/]
* Daniel has previously told us that he lied to Mallory about his activities and in this video it is clear that she is unaware that Sarah and the boys are engaged in a conflict with the Order. Mallory appears to only know that Daniel is supposed to be working on a film project. It is also unclear whether she is aware of Daniel and Sarah's history.
* The appearance of a Neutrogena product could be an indication that Neutrogena is once again sponsoring Spencer, and he may yet return.

Bullsh%t

2007-09-18T02:20:27Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred eighty-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the thirty-second video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Daniel is sitting outside.'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay, I just saw [[Help Us!|that video]] from [[LaRezisto]]. Don't tell me that you believe that BS. Look... I know that I sent them that file that I got from Bree, but... well, I thought I could trust them. Now? I'm not so sure. "Powers?" I mean, c'mon. Look, I ''know'' powers. I've read enough comic books, and watched enough heroes to be able to tell the difference between a Superman and a Batman... or, in [[Emma]]'s case, a Robin ... -ette. You know what I mean. Thing is... I heard two gunshots. Two. And [[Jonas]], he's, he was the only person to look over the body. Thing is, everything went by so fast! It's... I don't know. He just wants to find anything he can to stop [[the Order]]. I just don't know.

You would not ''believe'' the epic battle I had with Jonas. I mean, we've been going over everything, like ribozymes, mutating toxins... I mean, honestly, it's been like... It's been like a [[Proving Science Wrong (series)|Proving Science Wrong]] on steroids. He's been doing nothing but going to the lg15 forums, and reading over everybody's crazy theories, and going to all these nutty websites. It's just... (''laughs sardonically'') What can I say? Look... anyone can make a video and post it on the internet. Lonelyloser thought that ''I'' was making the LaRezisto videos. I mean, anyone, and I do mean ''anyone'', can make a video. I mean... yeah. It could have even been the Order. Right? They, they, they knew where [[Jonas's parents]] were. Honestly, I don't know who to trust.

(''He reaches up and turns the camera off.'')

==Notes==
*Many viewers mistook Daniel's statement about "lonelyloser", believing that he was referring to the fans as "Lonely Losers". The Creators confirmed on the comment board that [http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/?page_id=113&member=13922 lonelyloser] is a forum member who theorized that Daniel was LaRezisto. Lonelyloser left a comment, confirming and apologizing for his initial theory.

*[[Proving Science Wrong]] was a segment Daniel and Bree used to do from time to time in early videos.

Somebody Do Something

2007-09-14T20:16:01Z

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| date = September 14th, 2007
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| forumid = 273
| length = 02:25
| description = What has Shia LaBeouf got that I haven’t?

The music in the background is 'Ectomorph' by Arthur Yoria.

http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/...

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the fifty-ninth webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Gavin:''' So Tariq's just popped out for a minute. I have to say I'm, I'm ''relieved'' that he split up with Kate. You know he's-he's less stressed, more focused. Which means he gives me a harder time. But, uh, I'd rather that than nothing at all. I'm really worried about Charlie though. That makes a change from Tariq being the one with a girlfriend in danger. Well, I don't mean "girlfriend" - you know what I mean. You know what I mean. But, uhm, Charlie's been back for a day and she hasn't been in touch. Not a little dickie-bird. (''Typing on laptop'') Then I look at her blog and she's banging on about Shia LeBeouf again. I mean, what's he got that I haven't? Really? Money, yeah. And an acting career. And a pet Transformer. (''Gavin reads from MSN messenger window'') ''Where are you? Where are you? Please answer me. Please.'' She's making me look pathetic. So this is going next. Put that in your pipe and smoke it: ''If you don't reply to me, I am never talking to you again.'' Oh...no it's not going through because she's offline. (''types again'') ''I didn't mean that really.'' And now she's running over to his hotel to throw herself at him. What kind of behaviour is that for a lady of her age? Eh? It's Shia LeBeouf, not bleedin' Ringo Starr. Someone should do something about it. Maybe I should do something about it. (''gets up, closes laptop and grabs jacket'') What the hell.

==Notes==

Stupid B!tch!

2007-09-12T02:41:27Z

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| caption = Sarah, I know you're strong... just ignore what I titled this video.
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| date = September 6th, 2007
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| forumid = 13837
| length = 1:34
| description = Sarah just watched the video...
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred eightieth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-fourth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is outside, on a windy day. He paces, then addresses the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' You know, in a situation like this, before... I might have lost my cool. I might have flipped out. But I'm not gonna do that this time. I'm done with that. And maybe it's because my sister's here. Maybe... I don't know, I feel some kind of new responsibility for somebody else. Maybe I'm growing. [[Sarah]], listen to me right now. I know that somewhere deep down, in that complex, neurotic brain of yours, you [[Gross Guy|know where this backpack]] is. So, I want you to make a list of every party you went to, every place you went to, text every guy that you've slept with in the past couple of weeks -- I know it's a long list -- but please... do it. Man, we can make a difference here! I mean, there's a life at stake; it's my [[Emma|sister's]] life. And maybe she's adopted, but I don't care. She is still my sister. And I need your help. I can't do this alone. Sarah, I-- maybe I was hard on you, but listen. I know it's in you. I know you can do it. I saw how strong you were, when we tried to save [[Bree]]. I saw how strong you were, and... this is it, this is our chance to succeed. This is redemption. I know you can come through. So, please... help. Help me.

==Notes==
*The style in which this episode in filmed -- a single, unmoving camera angle, where the subject moves around the frame -- is reminiscent of Bree's early video blogs, but has not been often used in recent months.

Revealing My Secret

2007-09-12T02:40:38Z

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| caption = Don't hate me, okay?
| blogger = Sarah
| date = September 7th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|351}}
| forumid = 13856
| length = 1:51
| description = Yeah, so I saw Taylor's video and it's time to do something about my life. Daniel, Jonas, I posted this on the lonelygirl account to make sure you see it.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred eighty-second video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-sixth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''In her room, holding the camera towards herself'')

'''Sarah''': Uh, hi. So, I saw [[Sister to Sister|the video]], um, that [[Taylor]] posted in the forum and as all of you know by now. Um, I don't really cry. So let's chalk that up to hormones. Um, anyway. I've been doing a lot of thinking. And, uh...Taylor's right. You know, I-I really need to take charge of my life and figure out what I want. You know, activate the "inner me." Whatever. Uh...Okay. So, um...I have a confession to make. And don't hate me, okay? I know all of you are going to hate me, or ''hate me''. But...Try not to, 'cause there's a reason. I have the serum. I never lost my backpack. And I know! I'm a horrible person, okay? I suck. And you can yell at me in the forum all you want; I deserve it. But, you guys have to understand that... I just wanted my life back, you know? I just-I want to be normal. I was so tired of running and I just figured that, if I came home, I could start fresh, you know? I could, um, get a job, try to be different. Different. But, um, (''chokes up'') you know, I just fucked it up-Oh God, I'm crying again.

==Notes==
*Some speculate that Sarah's heavy emotions are due to her being pregnant from "[[Gross Guy]]", [[Daniel]], or any other guy that she has slept with since returning home, and that she may have claimed having the serum was her secret just so that she could escape getting questioned. It's also possible that she's destroyed the serum for some reason.
*Although there is speculation that Sarah may be pregnant from "[[Gross Guy]]", it is nearly impossible for her to know if she is or is not since her tryst was only a day or two before this video was posted.

Revealing My Secret

2007-09-08T15:00:20Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred eighty-second video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-sixth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''In her room, holding the camera towards herself'')

'''Sarah''': Uh, hi. So, I saw [[Sister to Sister|the video]], um, that [[Taylor]] posted in the forum and as all of you know by now. Um, I don't really cry. So let's chalk that up to hormones. Um, anyway. I've been doing a lot of thinking. And, uh...Taylor's right. You know, I-I really need to take charge of my life and figure out what I want. You know, activate the "inner me." Whatever. Uh...Okay. So, um...I have a confession to make. And don't hate me, okay? I know all of you are going to hate me, or ''hate me''. But...Try not to, 'cause there's a reason. I have the serum. I never lost my backpack. And I know! I'm a horrible person, okay? I suck. And you can yell at me in the forum all you want; I deserve it. But, you guys have to understand that... I just wanted my life back, you know? I just-I want to be normal. I was so tired of running and I just figured that, if I came home, I could start fresh, you know? I could, um, get a job, try to be different. Different. But, um, (''chokes up'') you know, I just fucked it up-Omigod, I'm crying again.

==Notes==
*Perhaps Sarah actually destroyed the serum and has yet been able to disclose that.
*Some speculate that Sarah's heavy emotions are due to her being pregnant with "Gross Guy", Daniel, or any other guy that she has slept with since returning home, and that she may have claimed having the serum was her secret just so that she could escape getting questioned.

Gross Guy

2007-09-08T14:53:01Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-third video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Taylor is in her bathroom. She puts down the toilet seat and sits.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, so I promise there's a good reason I'm blogging... on the toilet. I don't know exactly what happened, but last night, [[Sarah]] went out with her latest boyfriend to a party. Usually, I'd be like whatever, but sometime around four this morning, I heard Sarah and, let's say, "a friend," come back. And I assumed that it was her boyfriend until I heard this really weird laugh. (''a creepy male laugh is heard from another room; Taylor shudders'') Ew, again. Ugh. And the reason I'm "in the loo" is, whoever this guy is, he sounds crazy creepy. I can hear ''everything'' going on through the wall. I mean, what was Sarah thinking? Okay, so she wasn't, but thankfully, I've only heard, you know, sleeping sounds, and the occasional gross guy laugh. (''the laugh is heard again. Taylor gets up and walks off-camera. We hear a door opening to the room that the gross guy is in'')

'''Gross Guy:''' Hey there...

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me!

'''Sarah:''' Get the hell away from my little sister!

'''Gross Guy:''' What--?

'''Sarah:''' Freak! Get the [[four-letter words|fuck]] out of my house!

'''Gross Guy:''' Whatever!

'''Sarah:''' Get out!

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside Sarah's room'')

'''Taylor:''' I'm really worried about Sarah. First, she was in the shower for like, an hour. I'm not even exaggerating. Well, I guess you can't blame her. I mean, that guy would make ''anyone'' shower for at least an hour, if not longer, but... (''Taylor knocks on Sarah's door'') Sarah? (''Sarah's sobs can be heard'') Can you hear her? It's six at night and she's been in her room crying all day. She's completely melting down. She hasn't eaten all day, and whenever I try and talk to her, all she says is, "I'm so sorry." 'Course, I can't talk to [[Taylor and Sarah's Parents|my mom]], and...

'''Sarah:''' (''sobbing from her room'') I'm just so sorry... I'm so sorry...

'''Taylor:''' I don't know what to do. Look, [[Jonas]], I'm so sorry that [[Emma]] had to [[Dirty Secrets|find out]] about the [[Hymn Of One]] that way. But, unfortunately, I have some more bad news. Really, really bad news. Sarah doesn't have the serum. She left the backpack that it was in at some party, or a boy's house, or the book store; she says she doesn't remember. I know, typical Sarah. And [[Spencer]], he's definitely not available. I mean he's still at that conference. Plus, he couldn't make more unless he got a sample of Emma's blood. You know, sometimes, I don't know what's harder, fighting [[the Order]] or dealing with normal life. I guess that's an easy answer.

==Notes==
*Neither Sarah nor "Gross guy" appear on camera in this video.
*This video hints [[Spencer]] may not be returning.
*In the video [[Sister to Sister]], Sarah reveals that "Gross Guy" injured her and possibly raped her.
*"Gross Guy's" voice is speculated to be done by [[Yousef]].

Stupid B!tch!

2007-09-08T14:51:00Z

24.136.252.250: /* Notes */

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred eightieth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-fourth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is outside, on a windy day. He paces, then addresses the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' You know, in a situation like this, before... I might have lost my cool. I might have flipped out. But I'm not gonna do that this time. I'm done with that. And maybe it's because my sister's here. Maybe... I don't know, I feel some kind of new responsibility for somebody else. Maybe I'm growing. [[Sarah]], listen to me right now. I know that somewhere deep down, in that complex, neurotic brain of yours, you [[Gross Guy|know where this backpack]] is. So, I want you to make a list of every party you went to, every place you went to, text every guy that you've slept with in the past couple of weeks -- I know it's a long list -- but please... do it. Man, we can make a difference here! I mean, there's a life at stake; it's my [[Emma|sister's]] life. And maybe she's adopted, but I don't care. She is still my sister. And I need your help. I can't do this alone. Sarah, I-- maybe I was hard on you, but listen. I know it's in you. I know you can do it. I saw how strong you were, when we tried to save [[Bree]]. I saw how strong you were, and... this is it, this is our chance to succeed. This is redemption. I know you can come through. So, please... help. Help me.

==Notes==
*The style in which this episode in filmed -- a single, unmoving camera angle, where the subject moves around the frame -- is reminiscent of Bree's early video blogs, but has not been often used in recent months.
*There is debate whether or not Jonas farts at the 1:21 mark, but it may have been his voice.

A Family Affair

2007-09-08T03:55:11Z

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"The Hymn" by the Hymn of One
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventieth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the fourteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==

'''Jonas:''' (''Jonas is filming himself in his truck.'') Look, I've been-I've been angry lately. When I get angry, I do stupid things. Like, really stupid things. I still can't believe those fuckers came to my house and taped me yesterday. (''Cuts to filming a semi in the reflection of his side mirror.'') Ever since I saw the video, I just can't -- I can't sleep, I can't focus on anything else, and I --- I started thinking about the way my life was, you know, the way it used to be. A long time ago. (''Cuts to blurred shots out car window.'') Before all of this. Don't get me wrong, I do not trust these Resistance people. Not at all. (''Cuts back to Jonas in the vehicle.'') But, I figure if they can find my parents, then-- (''Cuts to shot of the outside of Jonas' parents house.'') What's the harm in me coming to talk to them, right? Oh, um, oh, also, I just really want to thank everyone out there from the bottom of my heart for helping me crack that -- that code from the Resistance video. I wouldn't be here without you. So, thank you.

'''Jonas:''' (''The front of Jonas' parent's house is seen.'') Woo. Ok! Ahem. Ok. Ok. I can do this. Woo. Here we go. (''Jonas enters through the gate.'') I can do this. Just gimme a minute. Fuck it. (''Rings doorbell.'') Ok, there's no going back now. Woo. Oh, man. Maybe they're not -- (''Door opens.'') Hi, dad. It's me, it's Jonas.

'''Mother:''' Sweetie, who's there?

'''Father:''' I think he has the wrong address.

'''Jonas:''' Mom...

'''Mother:''' Is there -- Can we help you with something?

'''Father:''' Just call the police.

'''Mother:''' Uh, can we help you?

'''Jonas:''' They don't remember me. (''Cuts to Jonas inside their house. His parents are whispering to each other behind him.'') Nothing. Uh -- Least they ... They invited me in. But, you know what? Here's the weird thing: my mom has this picture of me from when I was a kid. I know that she knows who I am somewhere, somewhere deep down. I know she knows who I am. Even if she doesn't remember exactly. I can just -- I can just feel it. (''Looks behind at his parents who are hugging each other.'') Ha. Ha. This is -- This is amazing.

'''Mother:''' Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah?

'''Mother:''' There's someone I'd like you to meet.

'''Jonas:''' Uh, okay.

'''Mother:''' Come on. (''She leads him to a room with music blasting from the inside. She knocks.'') Em? Emma? Can I come in?

'''Jonas:''' It's okay.

'''Mother:''' Can -- Can you just wait here a minute?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Mother:''' Just one moment.

'''Jonas:''' Sure.

'''Mother:''' I'll be right back.

'''Jonas:''' I'll be here.

'''Mother:''' Ha, ha. OK.

(''She enters the room. Jonas takes a glance at the camera. The door opens once more.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey.

'''Mother:''' You can come in now.

'''Jonas:''' Really?

'''Mother:''' Yeah. She's waiting.

'''Jonas:''' Thank you.

'''Mother:''' You're welcome.

'''Jonas:''' (''Laughs.'') Hi.

'''Jonas:''' Hi. I'm -- I'm Jonas.

'''Emma:''' I'm [[Emma]].

'''Jonas:''' Emma, nice to meet you.

'''Emma:''' Nice to meet you.

'''Jonas:''' So ... What?

'''Emma:''' (''Points to camera.'') Well, why do you have a camera?

'''Jonas:''' It's a long story. Um, I'll tell you later.

'''Emma:''' Ok. (''They both laugh.'') Um, this is really weird for me. Um, oh my God. I have a brother. Who's holding a camera.

'''Jonas:''' I know! Well, yeah, I know. It's weird. And... I can put it -- I can put it down, if it makes you more feel more comfortable. I don't hafta. 'Cause I just kinda...

'''Emma:''' No! Actually I think it's actually kinda cool.

'''Jonas:''' Really?

'''Emma:''' Yeah, I do.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, me and you are going to get along.

'''Emma:''' Really? Why do you have that with you all the time?

'''Jonas:''' Kinda. yeah. It's like ... I'm going to put the camera down. I think it's ...

'''Emma:''' O --

'''Jonas:''' I'm going to put it down.

'''Emma:''' Ok.

(''The scene changes from Emma's room to her living room. They are playing charades.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, star! Star!

'''Emma:''' Ok.

'''Jonas:''' What's it -- Star second? Number two? Star dancer? (''Emma makes plane sounds.'') Star planes! Star plane, right?

'''Emma:'''No! (''She makes gun sounds.'')

'''Mother:''' Star guns.

'''Jonas:''' Star guns. Star guns. (''They all laugh.'')

'''Emma:''' No!

'''Jonas:''' Star wars! Star wars!

'''Emma:''' Yes! (''They all laugh. Mother and Jonas high Five.'')

'''Jonas:''' Yes!

'''Emma:''' Woo!

'''Jonas:''' That was -- That was great.

'''Mother:''' Yes. That was great.

'''Emma:''' Ok! Um...

'''Mother:''' Aw, I'm sorry, Emma. It's time for bed. (''Emma sighs. Mother laughs and Jonas groans.'')

'''Emma:''' Right.

'''Jonas:''' Well, it was really, really great meeting you. And I had a lot of fun.

'''Emma:''' I had a lot of fun with you too.

'''Jonas:''' Can I get a high five?

'''Emma:''' Aw, come here. (''They hug.'') Ok.

'''Jonas:''' Thanks.

'''Emma:''' Thanks.

'''Jonas:''' Bye.

'''Emma:''' Bye.

'''Mother:''' Bye, honey. Good night, sweetie.

'''Emma:''' Good night. Love you.

'''Mother:''' Sleep tight.

'''Emma:''' Ok. Bye. Good night.

'''Jonas:''' Good night, Emma.

'''Mother:''' Oh, I forgot to tell you: On Fridays we have guests coming over. It's just something that we do. You're welcome to stay.

'''Jonas:''' Really? Can I?

'''Mother:''' Yeah, I'd really like it if you stayed.

'''Jonas:''' I would love to stay.

'''Mother:''' Good. (''There's a knock at the door and the bell rings.'')

'''Jonas:''' Ah.

'''Mother:''' Oh, yeah! That's -- I'll -- I'll be right back.

'''Jonas:''' Ok, I'm going to go -- I'm going to go get ready.

'''Mother:''' Ok.

'''Jonas:''' What should I wear?

'''Mother:''' Exactly what you have on is perfect.

'''Jonas:''' (''They laugh.'') Ok. Perfect.

(''Jonas walks over to the table and sees candles arranged in an orderly fashion.'')

'''Mother:''' Hey! Come on in. I'd like you to meet someone. Jonas! These are our friends, Carl and Sonia.

'''Jonas:''' Oh my God. This is a joke.

'''Sonia:''' Hi, Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' Mom! This isn't happening! No! This is not happening! This is not happening.

'''Mother:''' Jonas, what's the matter?

'''Jonas:''' This is not happening, this is not happening, this is not happening.

'''Mother:''' Jonas, please.

'''Jonas:''' Trust me, you gotta believe me that these people are not who they say they are. Listen to me! Listen to me!

'''Mother:''' Jonas! It's about --

'''Jonas:''' I know! No! No! No, I know that you just met me and it's confusing everything. But I know these people. I know them! You gotta believe me.

'''Mother:''' The religion of the Hymn of One is -- is about peace and love. Come sing with us. (''Jonas stares at her before getting up and walking towards the camera.'') Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' I can't do this. I can't do this.

'''Mother:''' Jonas! Wait.

(''The scene changes to Jonas filming from above the stairs and his parents, Sonia, Carl and a blonde woman sit around the table holding hands. The Hymn of One melody plays.'')

'''Father:''' Each of us holds a part in the universal song within us. Let us gather hands and reach out and sing out.

'''Mother:''' We gather our hands and sing out.

'''Blonde Woman:''' We gather our hands and sing out.

'''Sonia:''' We gather our hands and we sing out.

'''Carl:''' We gather our hands and ---

(''Jonas makes a creaking sound with his camera. All eyes turn to him from below.)

'''Carl:''' Jonas! Gather our hands and sing out.

'''Mother:''' Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' This is not happening!

'''All:''' Jonas, gather our hands and sing out.

(''The camera zooms closer to the floor and the scene becomes black. The Hymn of One music fades out.'')

==Notes==
*Jonas's parents disappeared in 2000. Jonas's sister, despite acting like a child, is clearly no younger than 13, and appears to be significantly older than that. The reason why she and Jonas never knew each other is not addressed in this video. She can't be any older than 7 for Jonas to have presumably not known of her, an age totally ruled out by the actress's appearance (though not necessarily her behavior, and the fact she even has a bed time.) Some fans speculate that she is adopted and will have a similar route like Bree and is a candidate for the Ceremony, though even her having been adopted at an older age does not explain her arrested development and Jonas's parents not remembering him for half the video.
*This is the first LG15 video to show the face of a main character's parent.
*Besides [[lonelygirl15 Season 1 Recap]], this is the longest LG15 video to date.
* Emma is being sent to bed despite it being still visibly light outside.
*While the blonde woman at the head of the table is speculated to be Barb, it may be Lucy. Some have even suggested that she is Mallory.

Run!

2007-09-08T03:46:40Z

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{{PAGENAME}} is the two-hundred seventy-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the nineteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Taylor is in a rose garden.'')

'''Taylor:''' Edgar Degas. Born in 1834, he was an amazing impressionist who loved to paint historical themes and fruit portraits. But his favorite thing to paint were real people in real settings. Like Girl Carrying Flowers in her Apron. He painted that one around 1860 or 1862. Oil on canvas, I think. Unfortunately, Degas lost his sight later in life, as well as most of his friends and family. Although he was a great painter, he turned out to be a not so great guy. And died at age 83 pretty much alone.

(''The scene changes and she is in front of a tall bush.'')

'''Taylor:''' So what does that give us? We have this painting of the girl and the title. I really like doing this stuff. I love researching these random things. I love to learn, I can't help it. I mean, right now, I'm taking this amazing online programming class. It's only been five days, but already it has confirmed so much for me. I know that I want to go to MIT. No, strike that. I know I ''am'' going to MIT. I cannot wait to be out of [[Zavalla]] and in Boston learning these new things. You know, I can actually take a class from Noam Chomsky about the philosophy of language. I mean, that would just blow me away. (''a thud is heard off camera'') [[Sarah]]! What? Now what's wrong?

(''Taylor is now on her bed in her room.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, so things are not so great with Sarah right now. And I have to say, I feel sorry for her. She's still dating that boyfriend who acts like our dad in all the wrong ways. What Sarah told you last week? Total lie. Sarah's self-professed new life is not perfect. Sleeping with all these random guys and working in a book store is not where Sarah thought her life was going to take her. And even though we fight -- constantly -- I'm worried about her. When she's not hanging around "[[Scott|jerk-boyfriend]]", she's pretty much alone. (''sighs'') I hope Sarah's life turns out better than Degas. (''sighs again'') I gotta get outta here.

(''Taylor is now on her laptop with a finished frappuccino outside, most likely in front of the coffee shop.'')

'''Taylor:''' Hey, [[Jonas]]. Jonas, this is amazing! The [[LonelyCracks Anonymous|lonelycrackers]] on the comments page and the forum and the chat, they've figured this stuff out. It's a [http://flickr.com/photos/11698522@N07 Flickr] account. It's flickr.com/photos/11698522@N07. Okay, look at the photo titled littlegirlcarryingflowersinherapron. Okay? "Little Girl Carrying Flowers in her Apron". Okay, the new girl -- the new [[Bree's injections|trait positive]] girl [[the Order|the Order's]] after, she's been under our noses all along. Jonas, I just tried calling you, you're not picking up. [[Daniel]], if you see this, you need to go to Jonas's and get him and his sister out of there. Jonas, take [[Emma]] and run.

==Notes==
*This video confirms that Emma is the next trait positive girl that the Order is after.
*{{wikipedia|Noam_Chomsky|Noam Chomsky}} is a famous American linguist, renowned in computer science for his {{wikipedia|Chomsky_hierarchy|Chomsky hierarchy}} of formal grammars, arguably the basis for modern {{wikipedia|automata_theory|automata theory}}.
*There is debate among fans that this may be the first video to use greenscreen rather than a live set in the scene where Taylor walks in front of the ivy.

Gross Guy

2007-09-08T03:39:58Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-third video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Taylor is in her bathroom. She puts down the toilet seat and sits.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, so I promise there's a good reason I'm blogging... on the toilet. I don't know exactly what happened, but last night, [[Sarah]] went out with her latest boyfriend to a party. Usually, I'd be like whatever, but sometime around four this morning, I heard Sarah and, let's say, "a friend," come back. And I assumed that it was her boyfriend until I heard this really weird laugh. (''a creepy male laugh is heard from another room; Taylor shudders'') Ew, again. Ugh. And the reason I'm "in the loo" is, whoever this guy is, he sounds crazy creepy. I can hear ''everything'' going on through the wall. I mean, what was Sarah thinking? Okay, so she wasn't, but thankfully, I've only heard, you know, sleeping sounds, and the occasional gross guy laugh. (''the laugh is heard again. Taylor gets up and walks off-camera. We hear a door opening to the room that the gross guy is in'')

'''Gross Guy:''' Hey there...

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me!

'''Sarah:''' Get the hell away from my little sister!

'''Gross Guy:''' What--?

'''Sarah:''' Freak! Get the [[four-letter words|fuck]] out of my house!

'''Gross Guy:''' Whatever!

'''Sarah:''' Get out!

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside Sarah's room'')

'''Taylor:''' I'm really worried about Sarah. First, she was in the shower for like, an hour. I'm not even exaggerating. Well, I guess you can't blame her. I mean, that guy would make ''anyone'' shower for at least an hour, if not longer, but... (''Taylor knocks on Sarah's door'') Sarah? (''Sarah's sobs can be heard'') Can you hear her? It's six at night and she's been in her room crying all day. She's completely melting down. She hasn't eaten all day, and whenever I try and talk to her, all she says is, "I'm so sorry." 'Course, I can't talk to [[Taylor and Sarah's Parents|my mom]], and...

'''Sarah:''' (''sobbing from her room'') I'm just so sorry... I'm so sorry...

'''Taylor:''' I don't know what to do. Look, [[Jonas]], I'm so sorry that [[Emma]] had to [[Dirty Secrets|find out]] about the [[Hymn Of One]] that way. But, unfortunately, I have some more bad news. Really, really bad news. Sarah doesn't have the serum. She left the backpack that it was in at some party, or a boy's house, or the book store; she says she doesn't remember. I know, typical Sarah. And [[Spencer]], he's definitely not available. I mean he's still at that conference. Plus, he couldn't make more unless he got a sample of Emma's blood. You know, sometimes, I don't know what's harder, fighting [[the Order]] or dealing with normal life. I guess that's an easy answer.

==Notes==
*Neither Sarah or "gross guy" appear on camera in this video.
*Some have suggested that the gross guy's voice is similar to [[Daniel]]'s.
*This video hints [[Spencer]] may not be returning.
*In the video [[Sister to Sister]], Sarah reveals that "Gross Guy" injured her and possibly raped her.

Sister to Sister

2007-09-08T03:36:05Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred eighty-first video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-fifth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Phone showing a text message from "[[Spencer|Spencer G-man]]"'')

'''Taylor:''' You see that? "N46 Degrees 12 hours and 5 minutes. E6 degrees 8 hours 5 minutes away. Stop. Chocolates. Stop. Yum." He's such a dork. Spencer's been texting me from Switzerland. (''looks up at Sarah'') Hey.

'''Sarah:''' Spencer?

'''Taylor:''' Yeah, um, he can't meet up with [[Jonas]] or [[Daniel]] because he's at the conference thing still.

'''Sarah:''' (''takes the phone off Taylor'') Why does he keep saying "stop"? (''gives the phone back'')

'''Taylor:''' 'Cause it's Spencer, he's using telegram speak, to be funny.

'''Sarah:''' Oh. Um, so uh...um...I wanted to apologize for [[Gross Guy|that guy the other night]]. I don't even--

'''Taylor:''' Don't-- don't worry about it, it's fine.

'''Sarah:''' It's not fine. I don't know what I was thinking, you know? I mean, obviously, I wasn't thinking. It's just, um... I'm sorry.

'''Taylor:''' It's okay...

'''Sarah:''' I promise that, um, nothing like that will ever happen again.

'''Taylor:''' Okay. It's-- it's really, it's okay, Sarah. I mean, he just said something creepy, nothing happened.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, nothing happened. (''she brushes back her hair to reveal a bruise'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah? Wait, he did that to you? Sarah...

'''Sarah:''' It's alright. I know, it's not that big a deal. Um... You know, I don't remember meeting him, and I don't know why he came back to the house. I mean, when I just think about it, like, he could've murdered us, or... worse.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, Sarah you need to call the police, that's-- (''reaches up to touch the bruise'')

'''Sarah:''' (''reacting slightly to the pain'') Ah... Look, it looks a lot worse than it is, okay? It does. And plus, it's not just this one gross guy you know? It's everything. Look at my stupid life. I wasn't supposed to turn out like this. You know? This isn't who I am, this isn't who I'm supposed to be.

'''Taylor:''' Who're you supposed to be?

'''Sarah:''' I don't know, not this. I'm like some weird alternate reality of myself and, you know, it's like, I'm just running in circles, I'm just chasing my tail like a [[four-letter words|fucking]] dog.

'''Taylor:''' Well, maybe you just need to change things up.

'''Sarah:''' It's not that easy, it's not... I mean, uh... what if this is who I am? You know, what if, um... what if mom is right, what if, um... if I'm just a whore?

'''Taylor:''' Hey, no, Sarah, you're not. You're... don't ever listen to what mom says, okay? You're insanely smart.

'''Sarah:''' Maybe I'm just insane.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, stop.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah you just... you just need to figure out what you want, I mean, what you really want, and go for it. No matter how hard it is, go after it and get it. I know you can.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I just, um... I don't know what I want. And um, between you and me... I did something really awful. I don't wanna talk about it right now, but um... it's pretty bad.

'''Taylor:''' Well, Sarah, no matter how awful anything that you do is, you're my sister; you always have been and you always will be, and I'll be there for you no matter what, okay? No matter what.

'''Sarah:''' Thanks, that's good to know. (''starting to tear up'') I make pretty good eggs.

'''Taylor:''' (''smiling'') Yeah, I'm a little hungry.

(''Sarah nods, then bursts into tears'')

'''Taylor:''' Oh Sarah, come here. (''Taylor hugs Sarah. Cuts to Taylor sitting later, without Sarah'') Sarah, please don't get mad at me for posting this. I just... I just thought that everyone should see it. A lot of people out there think that you're really selfish but, you're not. You have a good heart, you just... don't always show it. I thought it's about time you did. Jonas, Spencer is definitely not gonna make it, but Sarah is going to try and find the serum. She locked herself in her room, she's [[Stupid B!tch!|writing down an entire list]] of all the names of the guys that she's slept with in the last couple of weeks, so, I'll let you know as soon as I know something, okay?

==Notes==

*Some fans speculate that the 'really bad thing' Sarah refers to may have to do with saving Bree and intentionally getting in the way of that in return for Daniel's love.
*In the episode [[Revealing My Secret]], Sarah confesses that she still has the serum, although many fans believe that there is more to her secret than this.