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User talk:Zoey

2008-06-22T18:31:40Z

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===Archives===

*[[User_talk:Zoey/archive/Apr_07_-_May_07|''April 2007 - May 2007'']].''
*[[User_talk:Zoey/archive/May_07_-_Oct_07|''May 2007 - October 2007'']].''

== Apologies ==

I would just like to apologise for the comment i had made earlier.
It was out of line and i shouldn't have done it. That day was my first day of lgpedia editing so i was getting a bit frustrated with all the code.

Once again I am sorry for making that comment and taking my frustrations out on you. I hope we can put this beside us.

Happy editing

[[User:Danielbeast24790|Danielbeast24790]] 01:02, 8 February 2008 (CST) 

== What Happened(?) ==

ugh, where did that question mark come from! its not on myspace. i TRIED to be helpful with moving around the lucasambuca stuff. yech. --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 16:17, 26 October 2007 (CDT)

:The question mark is in the officially displayed title below video at [http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/?p=407] (and in the title bar); given that that question mark significantly eases page naming, we should be happy about it being there instead of starting an argument about which naming is authoritive.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 16:21, 26 October 2007 (CDT)

:::oh, i'm not trying to start an argument. i'm happy with the ?, i just felt bed for having made edits using the myspace title that had to be revereted --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 10:02, 29 October 2007 (CDT)

== Hello ==

You seem pretty busy since yesterday. I know I'm a huge nub, but is there something I can help you with? Or are you okay? --[[User:Free2liv4evr|free2liv4evr]] 12:06, 30 October 2007 (PST)

Okay, well I fixed up [whatweird.com]]. I know you're suuuuper busy transcribing and all. But I just wanted to know if you can check it real quick. I'm such a noobie. And I wanted to change the other pages you mentioned, but I just didn't know what to say... Sorry. --[[User:Free2liv4evr|free2liv4evr]] 11:41, 2 November 2007 (PST)

== Your reply requested ==

See [[LGPedia:Lucy's Balcony#KMProduction and Sophie Recap vids deleted??]]. Thanks!--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 20:28, 31 October 2007 (CDT)

== Yay for me ==

I have created 2 new lg15 video pages in the last week. Is there an easy way to figure out how many edits I have on Lgpedia? I want to award myself for my excellent work. --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 13:42, 1 November 2007 (CDT)
:Why thank, you. 500 sounds pretty measley though, since its taken me over a year to reach that level. What if i changed all references to Daniel to "BeastInCharge" and Bree to "DearlyDepartedSaintBree", I could probably rack up another 1000 right there? I can also liberally add the "K-Team" to random KM vids. Thoughts? --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 13:51, 1 November 2007 (CDT)
==Re:Help?==
I would be happy to help but I have less than an hour left at work which is the only place I have a computer, I will do what I can though and finish the rest on Monday when I come back to work!--[[User:Nancypants|Nancy]]
==Sorry!==
I wish I could help more but I actually have to ''work'' at work, what a bummer! I'm sure on Monday I can get a bunch of it done though! - [[User:Nancypants|Nancy]]

== RE:Headers ==

Sorry, Zoey, I didn't see your edit summaries or anything. All I saw was no headers and I figured nobody was going to add them, so I went ahead and did so. But if you're saying the template's supposed to be adding them, it's not.
:[[User:SilverBULLETx3|  '''•Silver•'''  ]] [[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|Contribs]] 09:45, 3 November 2007 (CDT)
:Oh, okay. But I have a question. The Redearth88 Prologue videos also use Template:Redearth88, so how are we going to distinguish the Redearth88 Prologue headers from the Redearth88 headers? For all of the 40-some prologue videos, it might say something like "'''Insert title here''' is the insert number here-th video in the Redearth88 video series." because it wouldn't know that's a Prologue video. Could we put something in the template, like "Prologue = yes" like we did for Template:Blog with "KM = yes"?
::[[User:SilverBULLETx3|  '''•Silver•'''  ]] [[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|Contribs]] 09:49, 3 November 2007 (CDT)
::Well, I'm always looking for new things to do to help out around here, so I'm actually going to do that right now. :)
:::[[User:SilverBULLETx3|  '''•Silver•'''  ]] [[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|Contribs]] 09:58, 3 November 2007 (CDT)
:::Oh, okay, thanks for the advice! I wasn't exactly sure how to word it. But for Joel Frady I put MA and Redearth88 because he's in both.
::::[[User:SilverBULLETx3|  '''•Silver•'''  ]] [[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|Contribs]] 10:03, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

==Charlie's Mom==
:Charlie contacts her mom at the end of [[Trait Negative]]. --[[User:FH14|FH14]] 16:24, 5 November 2007 (EST)

==Zoey...==

I have my link now. Turns out mediawiki was a bitch to try and get online.

http://fishtacopedia.blogspot.com/

thx--[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]] 22:27, 6 November 2007 {PST}

::Zoey where's my lonelycracks link? Ive been waiting over a week for it. Have you been procrastinating?--[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]] 12:11, 14 November 2007 (PST)

::Zoey, it is critical that you put my link on the lonelycracks page. This "eat pie" thing is sorta the same thing as "Eat fish taco" in a sense, and everyone needs to be linked to that page. Cmon Zoey. I've been waiting hella long for this, and you told me that you'd do it, what's the holdup?!--[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]] 23:40, 22 November 2007 (PST)

==Help==
Wow, first of all that westside guy needs a life sooo bad. But anyway, thats not why I'm writing you, I wanted to know if you had an suggestions about how the [[Lonelygirl15]] page should look? I tried to help with the plot/theme part, but didn't know how much to say, I didn't want to say too much as that would belong on the timeline or the story so far...but I also didn't want to say too little. If you have time let me know how you'd like it to look or if there are any sections we should add. Thanks! [[User:Nancypants|Nancy]]
:You know, it's a good question. I'm not really sure! It's a tough page because there's so much that ''could'' be included but.. not so much that's not redundant. Bleh, I can think about that and get back to you maybe once I come up with some ideas.
:In the mean time, do you watch KateModern? The KM character pages could almost all use some updates, and you rock at that! I even think the LG15 characters could use just brief updates at the bottoms of their pages with the lastest. Just a thought :) --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 03:11, 10 November 2007 (CST)
::Unfortunately I couldn't care less about KateModern, lol,I tried to get into it, but tuned out pretty quick so I don't know enough about them to update anything there, but I'll take a look at the LG character pages later! [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 15:13, 12 November 2007 (CST)

==Sarah==
Sorry about that! I didn't realize it was the same picture, what do you think about this one? [[Image:0321-Sarah.jpg|76px]] For such a pretty girl it's hard to find a good picture of her! I just ''really'' dislike the one we've had for all this time. Let me know, and also, let me know if you have ideas about the LG15 page! {{unsigned|Nancypants}}

:You know what, I actually took that picture as a possibility to use for her somewhere, but then people told me that she looked like she was going to cry - eep! I'll try looking through the pics, I kind of like the idea of using an "old Sarah" picture since we use the "new Sarah" on her character page and front page anyways... maybe I'll use that one of her with the ice cream XD That's ''totally'' old Sarah. But still... newish. Hmmm...

:Well, at least until we can find a really good "new Sarah" one that we haven't already used, I think. Wow, have I confused you yet? XD --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 03:09, 10 November 2007 (CST)
::The one up now looks good, also the ice cream one is a good idea, I thought of that before too. [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 15:13, 12 November 2007 (CST)

==Thank you==

Thank you for cleaning up vandalism that User 62.220.12.98 left on the page for my character! :)
--[[User:Bubbleteagirl|Bubbleteagirl]] 18:37, 9 November 2007 (CST)
:No problemo, just doin' my job! --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 03:09, 10 November 2007 (CST)

== Lonelygirl15 ==

Hey, when you have time, read over the [[Lonelygirl15]] page and tell me what you think. I pretty much told the story, but mostly through links so its a quick read through, you get the gist and if newcomers read it, there aren't spoilers right there on the page. I have no idea what else to do with that page, so...yeah, let me know what you think whenever you have some time! [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 21:16, 16 November 2007 (CST)

== Image Redirecting ==

Omigosh, so sorry! I didn't realize that it was a problem for you. My internet started working a few hours ago and I just wanted to do something....

Sorry, I won't do it anymore :D
--[[User:Free2liv4evr|free2liv4evr]] 16 Nov 2007 23:43 (PST)

:Sure! Always glad to help. Gives me a little experience too, since I'm still trying to figure stuff out. Besides, I haven't been on LG15 since last week. TOO LONG! So, yeah. Hit me.
--[[User:Free2liv4evr|free2liv4evr]] 17 Nov 2007 00:05 (PST)

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Okay, so I looked over the list and did the simplest thing first:
:* [[Beth]]. Not so hard. I didn't spam the page with images of Beth, because all the available pictures are essentially the same.
:* Then I hit LaRezisto. I basically changed it back to my original version. Of course, I added a few things. But yeah. Look over it as see if it's all right, please.
::* I also changed Jay Laisne's page because it referred to him being LaRezisto, which I couldn't have.
::* Also changed [[Elder]]. Added that KM elder chick. Rewrote the whole rogue elder is LaRezisto thing.
::* Updated Claire's page.

I dunno, but, shouldn't the rogue Elder have his own page? I mean....I dunno. Just my opinion. I also didn't redirect LaRezisto to Claire's page. 'Cause...that didn't seem logical to me. Maybe I misunderstood. But I didn't do it 'cause LaRezisto is a character within a character. I dunno if I make sense. But the character Claire played the character LaRezisto...

Okay! Anyway! I'm gonna do some KM transcripts. I hate KM...But I feel kinda bad for them. No one loves them. Pfft. Anyways. I'm off to do that.

Since I'm not really use to changing big things, I didn't really know what you meant by changing the locations page. What needs changing? Exactly what do you specifically do when changing it? Sorry if I can't figure things out for myself. I need direction :P And the TCC page. I didn't really see what needed updating except for the notes. So...I didn't do that. But yeah. I can help with the location page, all I need is specifications.

Oh, and I won't be on tomorrow because I go to church. I'll be on around 9PM PST. Kay? I really wish I could be more help, but I'm not :( I'll learn, I hope.

== Zoey ==

Hey Zoey I have some screencaps from the "unanswered calls" vid but I have no idea how to edit on here. Please help.

Sheetzjunkie

:Check out [[Special:Upload]] and let me know if you still have any questions :) --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 21:44, 24 November 2007 (CST)

== Crystal Young ==

Hey Zoey, I saw you uploaded the Crystal Young picture. May I please inquire as to where you got it from?

Thanks,
Surfthetsu

:Crystal's headshot was forwarded to me by Amanda Goodfried. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 01:40, 26 November 2007 (CST)

==About "Tense/Pronouns/Etc"==
Hey Zoey,
I saw that you made an edit to the talk page of that page... not sure what happened? You commented to not post dead links, which I totally understand. Was it me, or Renegade, that posted one? I can't even remember. :-) Take care [[User:Grace2 89|Grace2 89]] 22:00, 29 November 2007 (CST)

== Re:Carl ==

Hey, I added the Cat Hunt part, hopefully it looks OK, but you might want to change the wording a little, I'm glad you liked the updates though! [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 15:40, 4 December 2007 (CST)

== Jonas ==

I finished Jonas and added all the things except I couldn't find or remember what you were talking about when you said to add the stuff about the sandwiches so that's the only thing thats missing [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 17:24, 4 December 2007 (CST)

== Re:Marla Singer ==

Sorry, I just thought that Marla Singer would fit better. We don't use Clara, we use Clara Stokes. Not Maddison, but Maddison Atkins. Nor do we use Adam, we use Adam Lamar. However, I understand your concern and will gladly stop using Marla Singer's full name for the pure quality of the 'pedia. A timely response on my talk page would be appreciated.
:[[User:SilverBULLETx3|  '''•Silver•'''  ]] [[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|Contribs]] 17:44, 6 December 2007 (CST)

== Sarah ==

Hey Zoey, what do you think about chopping Sarah's page up a little with some other headings like "After Bree" events and "Helping at the Lullaby Project" so it doesn't seem like such a long read. I started to do it but then thought I'd better ask you about it first. Let me know, thanks! [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 21:29, 13 December 2007 (CST)

==XMas==
Hey, Zoey -- Great stuff with the holiday look at the LG15 Portal!! You should definitely keep them up till the New Years or something! --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 12:01, 24 December 2007 (CST)

== Jessica Cleanup ==
Done with the Jessica grammar edit as requested on the "ways to help page" --[[User:Surfthetsu|surfthetsu]]

== KateModern episode numbers ==

Zoey, I think it would make more sense to have the KateModern episode numbers consistent with the ones on the KM site, which is why I added the recap videos in the first place. If you think they shouldn't be there, I don't really care (you are all-knowing after all), but all of the video pages will need to be renumbered again. Just a heads up. - [[User:Shiori|Shiori]] 13:09, 10 January 2008 (CST)

'Kay, new question. Should the Season One episode have a number? It's hard to tell without talking to the C's, since all of the recap videos have since been posted on the Bebo page. - [[User:Shiori|Shiori]] 14:55, 10 January 2008 (CST)

== KateModern Character Profiles ==
(I sure hope i'm doing this right... Still kinda new at this..)
I wouldn't mind working on the other characters at all! I was actually looking at all the profiles a couple minutes ago and was in awe at how behind some of them actually are. When I first edited Steve's page, I was a little worried that someone would get angry. Last time I updated a Wikipedia page that was behind (I pretty much just added the character died) I got yelled at by one of the admin... Oh, but now i'm rambling. Anyway, I would LOVE to update the character profiles. As long as someone checks in on the pages sometimes (as sometimes I miss things, as you've seen), I should be fine. =P
Oh, and would you like me to edit Steve's Page (and work on the others) the same way Charlie's page is set up?
--[[User:ShadowLilly|ShadowLilly]] 01:35, 2 February 2008 (CST)

Oh, no no.. Not this Wiki. Happy Medium, I can do.
And no problem. I'm really glad to be helping. =)--[[User:ShadowLilly|ShadowLilly]] 01:45, 2 February 2008 (CST)

== Publicity photo categorization ==
I was actually thinking about the photo categorization and stuff. Thing is, with all of the behind-the-scenes photos, it's getting foggy as to what is a publicity still vs. a cast an crew photo. I'm thinking we re-categorize cast and crew photos that aren't being used on cast/crew information pages under the categories Publicity Photos, Behind-the-Scenes, and Video Images. (All would be under cast and crew photos). I dunno, that's just an idea I had. - [[User:Shiori|Shiori]] 20:19, 16 February 2008 (CST)
:What I did ''for now'', anyway, was I created much-needed behind-the-scenes categories under the cast and crew photo section and divvied up the press section into lonelygirl15 press photos and KateModern press photos. I didn't want to divide it any further until we come up with exactly how we're going to divide it, especially since some of the photos are in-character and some aren't. - [[User:Shiori|Shiori]] 07:58, 17 February 2008 (CST)

== Just wondering ==

Zoey, I've been pondering this for some time and thought I may as well ask you about it. Why is it that we do an entire "story so far" on every main character page? Wouldn't it be easier to just highlight the big stuff under "background" and pay more attention to keeping up the [[The Story So Far...]]. I mean, it just seems like our character pages are going to be so huge that no one will read the entire thing when we could be using the really good parts of each character background to make a really awesome page for our story so far, plus it would be less work for each character page and more people would actually edit our story so far page instead of it being left for months without any work done to it. I hope that all makes sense as now I'm looking at it and seems quite long, anyway, it's not that big of deal, just thought I'd throw that out there. [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 19:20, 19 February 2008 (CST)

== Favor to ask. ==
Hey Zoey, i want the iris2009 page cleared and gone, can you take care of it, i blanked it to pass on to you i want it deleted.
Thanks. --[[User:Iris2009|TJ Marsh]] 18:58, 28 February 2008 (CST)

well, i wanted to try to get iris2009 page into tier 2, no admin besides Jay and Owen and TWj have ever touched it, my fans along with me have cared for the page..all i ask is to keep the 1 page...--[[User:Iris2009|TJ Marsh]] 21:38, 28 February 2008 (CST)
:I'm making a copy of this comment at the [[LGPedia:Lucy's Balcony/Fanfic revamp#Starting Fresh, Perhaps|Fanfic discussion]], since that's where it really belongs. - [[User:Shiori|Shiori]] 21:57, 28 February 2008 (CST)

== Thanks ==

Thank you, I can't seem to change that page without messing everything up, you can also take out Emma and The story so far. [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 20:35, 28 February 2008 (CST)

== Help ==

Ok, I've been changing stuff on the [[Theories About Characters]] page, like things that have been disproven and whatnot, but now the top of it looks completely insane, I don't know if this is my computer or if I have done something dreadfully wrong, but I wanted you to take a look and fix it if need be! Sorry if it's my fault!! [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 19:24, 29 February 2008 (CST) EDIT: Nevermind I fixed it, sorry to bother you! [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 19:27, 29 February 2008 (CST)

== Re:re: Just wondering ==

OK, this is proving harder than I had thought it would be. It's difficult to decide what to do with it. Maybe we should start a discussion or something to get other people's input because I really do think it would be better to have the character pages be shorter, but I don't know where to start! By the way I'm not going to be able to do quite as much editing as I have been because people at work are getting suspicious. :( [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 19:07, 10 March 2008 (CDT)
:As an editor who's done the majority of his major edits on the character pages, you guys can count me in on this discussion as well :) --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 20:00, 10 March 2008 (CDT)
Zoey says "Tell them it's a great idea to open a discussion about it and they should totally post on Lucy's balcony to that effect." {{unsigned|Ginafan15}}
:Yeah, what she said :) --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 11:34, 11 March 2008 (CDT)

''This discussion has been moved to [[LGPedia:Lucy's Balcony#Character Pages Discussion|Lucy's Balcony]]''

== LJ expansion ==

Z, just incase you haven't noticed it... [[Anne Frank]]... I'll let you handle it. :P - [[User:Shiori|Shiori]] 13:36, 11 March 2008 (CDT)
:Tattle tale :3 ([[Talk:Anne Frank]]) -- [[User:FH14|FH14]] 14:52, 11 March 2008 (EST)
::That's how I roll. :P Not really, I just knew Zoey would want to know. - [[User:Shiori|Shiori]] 13:56, 11 March 2008 (CDT)

== Re:Re:Wikibox edits ==

Aha, but in Firefox [http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Unicursal_hexagram&oldid=110132 this] and [http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Unicursal_hexagram&oldid=110178 this] look identical (except the pesky "edit section" link). But just for you I opened up IE and found out you were right. But, if everyone just used Firefox, there wouldn't be a problem. *hinthint* :)--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 19:28, 11 March 2008 (CDT)
:I "pfft" you! PFFT! --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 19:30, 11 March 2008 (CDT)

== renegade ==

* i feel terrible coming to you about stupid stuff but [[Talk:Recovered Memory|this argument]] needs to stop. i beg for administrative action. because of our previous conflicts, you are the perfect person for this. - [[user:platypusrex256|platy]] march 30
* he does not listen to reason or logic. if the community chooses to side with him, i would like you to ban my ip adress because i don't want to be tempted to come back and argue. its like yelling at a brick wall. - [[user:platypusrex256|platy]] march 31

:Look, there is no "side choosing" here. I'm sorry that you and Renegade haven't been getting along, but nobody is going to get banned over it. There's no reason there can't be civil, respectful discussions about issues here. It's sad when (at least in your opinion) it's come to the point where admins have to step in and "lay down the law". That's not how wikis are supposed to work.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 15:48, 31 March 2008 (CDT)

== Character pages ==

Ok, I've become aware from our very dead discussion that I am pretty much the only person that cares about this. Anyway, I made [[User:Nancypants/sandbox|this]] as an idea of a shorter page. I imagine you'll tell me it's too short but you get the idea. I just wanted to remove all the information that can be found in other places (ie: the story so far, relationships) and give the page more of a general information feel like his background and some notes but other than that it's all redundant. Sorry it took so long but like I said I'm no longer supposed to be on here while I'm at work (even though I am right now) and i have to be sly -.- [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 20:40, 2 April 2008 (CDT)

== Mary Annette ==
I added a character page for Mary Annette, but I dont' know how to add it to http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Characters#Unseen_Characters

--Onychea 1:17 05 Apr 2008

I take that back.

--[[User:Onychea|Onychea]] half an hour later...

== Redearth88 Character Box==
Basically, I'm trying to update it and create a format that can be built on as the story progresses. The bigest change is the <nowiki>{{Redearth88CharIndex|'''blah'''=yes}}</nowiki>. The ''blah'', as I so elegantly phrased it, formerly used maddison, clara, rachel, and opaphid. That was all fine, as each one were pretty sepate storylines with only a few overlaps. The problem came with the introduction of Chapter Three, and the fading out of the Character of Clara, which merited a new section that would have been, say marla (or arguably greg). I changed it so that instead of referring to a main character, it refers to the chapter of the story that is taking place, as there is a less clear division between MA ch2 and ch3 than between ch1 and ch2. (Also, redearth is virtually the same as rachel, I just changed it to make it match the chapter change). Sorry if that's a bit confusing, but that's my logic behind it. --[[User:FH14|FH14]] 19:39, 11 April 2008 (EST)

==Possibly Deleting Chatroom Regulars==

I nominated the [[Chatroom Regulars]] article weeks ago for deletion and I've had nobody discussing whether the page should exist or not. I was just wondering why nobody has either deleted the page or removed the nomination. Please let me know why this is the case.

Thank you.
[[User:Journeymystery|Journeymystery]]

== Articles for deletion ==

Hey Zoey I noticed that there are hundreds of pictures marked for deletion and wanted to let you know that if there is a way of giving me just deleting "powers" I would be happy to delete them for you. [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 22:12, 14 April 2008 (CDT)

== Thanks! ==

I'm not that good with HTML. Thanks for helping out! It helped alot.
 [[User:Stuckey092|Stuckey092]]

== Thanks ==
Hey Zoey, thanks for fixing my page, I don't know what the hell that "She Thought" is supposed to mean. Slightly ominous. The only other edit they made was to turn "disproved" into "disproven" maybe he disliked my argument (which took place months ago) about changing it to disproved? Who knows! LOL, anyway now I'm rambling so thanks again! [[User:Nancypants|Nancypants]] 21:24, 27 May 2008 (CDT)

== Bk talk page ==

you need to delete that from history and access. its infringing BK's rights. --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 20:16, 30 May 2008 (CDT)

==[[In Loving Memory]]==
It looks great! Awesome job! Do you think it should be linked to on the characters page (maybe near the former characters section)? Possibly somewhere on the portal/main page? [[User:Malan70|Malan70]] 18:37, 10 June 2008 (CDT)

== Shiori ==

Hey Zoey long time no talk. I just wanted to say that Shiori, in my opinion, would be a great admin/sysop [although they're the same things] haha. She reached nirvana 10,000 edits and much more. Plus she is all over KM. Maybe my opinion isn't much since I haven't really edited in a while and I've just been lurking but just wanted to say that. Thankyou for reading.--[[User:Houdini|Houdini]] 02:35, 15 June 2008 (CDT)

== 20,000 edits! ==

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Good Job.--[[User:Houdini|Houdini]] 15:29, 18 June 2008 (CDT)

Congratulations, Zoey! In addition to the excellent job you do keeping up with LG15 and KateModern, I just wanted to personally thank you for all of the work you've done on the REDEARTH88 & Maddison Atkins pages here on LGPedia! -- [[User:RE88|RE88]] 21:38, 18 June 2008 (CDT)

Congratulations! YOU ARE AMAZING! --[[User:AzukiLotus|Irene]] 19:52, 19 June 2008 (HKT)

:Aw, thanks you guys!!! --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 02:37, 21 June 2008 (CDT)

==Zoey you idiot..==

That wasnt even me who made that vandalism thing on "spice things up"...that was my girlfriend!

however, I showed her my past vandalism, and she was cracking up over it, FYI.--[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

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{{EpHeader|349}}

==Transcript==

'''Daniel''': Jonas and Sarah are safe, I saw their video. That's... good news I-I guess. I'm still a little bit worried about 'em. Other than that, it's just... I don't know, I-I just feel kind of alone. I mean... It's really quiet around here. [[Mallory]], she's still working on her project and I'm happy for her. It just kind of sucks that she don't have really much time for me right now. It got me thinking about... some good old times like... hanging out with Paul and Andrea. I miss them so much and I would love just to call 'em up and say hi. I just don't know how I would, you know? I remember one night a few years back, Paul and I... In our neighborhood they were just bully...

Transcript incomplete

==Notes==
*This video confirms that Paulmark18 is the original Paul

User talk:Zoey

2007-11-07T06:27:51Z

207.200.116.69: read before reverting

===Archives===

*[[User_talk:Zoey/archive/Apr_07_-_May_07|''April 2007 - May 2007'']].''
*[[User_talk:Zoey/archive/May_07_-_Oct_07|''May 2007 - October 2007'']].''

== What Happened(?) ==

ugh, where did that question mark come from! its not on myspace. i TRIED to be helpful with moving around the lucasambuca stuff. yech. --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 16:17, 26 October 2007 (CDT)

:The question mark is in the officially displayed title below video at [http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/?p=407] (and in the title bar); given that that question mark significantly eases page naming, we should be happy about it being there instead of starting an argument about which naming is authoritive.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 16:21, 26 October 2007 (CDT)

:::oh, i'm not trying to start an argument. i'm happy with the ?, i just felt bed for having made edits using the myspace title that had to be revereted --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 10:02, 29 October 2007 (CDT)

== Hello ==

You seem pretty busy since yesterday. I know I'm a huge nub, but is there something I can help you with? Or are you okay? --[[User:Free2liv4evr|free2liv4evr]] 12:06, 30 October 2007 (PST)

Okay, well I fixed up [whatweird.com]]. I know you're suuuuper busy transcribing and all. But I just wanted to know if you can check it real quick. I'm such a noobie. And I wanted to change the other pages you mentioned, but I just didn't know what to say... Sorry. --[[User:Free2liv4evr|free2liv4evr]] 11:41, 2 November 2007 (PST)

== Your reply requested ==

See [[LGPedia:Lucy's Balcony#KMProduction and Sophie Recap vids deleted??]]. Thanks!--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 20:28, 31 October 2007 (CDT)

== Yay for me ==

I have created 2 new lg15 video pages in the last week. Is there an easy way to figure out how many edits I have on Lgpedia? I want to award myself for my excellent work. --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 13:42, 1 November 2007 (CDT)
:Why thank, you. 500 sounds pretty measley though, since its taken me over a year to reach that level. What if i changed all references to Daniel to "BeastInCharge" and Bree to "DearlyDepartedSaintBree", I could probably rack up another 1000 right there? I can also liberally add the "K-Team" to random KM vids. Thoughts? --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 13:51, 1 November 2007 (CDT)
==Re:Help?==
I would be happy to help but I have less than an hour left at work which is the only place I have a computer, I will do what I can though and finish the rest on Monday when I come back to work!--[[User:Nancypants|Nancy]]
==Sorry!==
I wish I could help more but I actually have to ''work'' at work, what a bummer! I'm sure on Monday I can get a bunch of it done though! - [[User:Nancypants|Nancy]]

== RE:Headers ==

Sorry, Zoey, I didn't see your edit summaries or anything. All I saw was no headers and I figured nobody was going to add them, so I went ahead and did so. But if you're saying the template's supposed to be adding them, it's not.
:[[User:SilverBULLETx3|  '''•Silver•'''  ]] [[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|Contribs]] 09:45, 3 November 2007 (CDT)
:Oh, okay. But I have a question. The Redearth88 Prologue videos also use Template:Redearth88, so how are we going to distinguish the Redearth88 Prologue headers from the Redearth88 headers? For all of the 40-some prologue videos, it might say something like "'''Insert title here''' is the insert number here-th video in the Redearth88 video series." because it wouldn't know that's a Prologue video. Could we put something in the template, like "Prologue = yes" like we did for Template:Blog with "KM = yes"?
::[[User:SilverBULLETx3|  '''•Silver•'''  ]] [[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|Contribs]] 09:49, 3 November 2007 (CDT)
::Well, I'm always looking for new things to do to help out around here, so I'm actually going to do that right now. :)
:::[[User:SilverBULLETx3|  '''•Silver•'''  ]] [[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|Contribs]] 09:58, 3 November 2007 (CDT)
:::Oh, okay, thanks for the advice! I wasn't exactly sure how to word it. But for Joel Frady I put MA and Redearth88 because he's in both.
::::[[User:SilverBULLETx3|  '''•Silver•'''  ]] [[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|Contribs]] 10:03, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

==Charlie's Mom==
:Charlie contacts her mom at the end of [[Trait Negative]]. --[[User:FH14|FH14]] 16:24, 5 November 2007 (EST)

==Zoey...==

I have my link now. Turns out mediawiki was a bitch to try and get online.

http://fishtacopedia.blogspot.com/

thx--[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]] 22:27, 6 November 2007 {PST}

Talk:Batting Practice

2007-10-10T06:38:13Z

207.200.116.137: /* baseball */

== baseball ==
* has jonas made a baseball reference before? is there possible symbolism in the baseball? - [[user:platypusrex256|platy]] oct 9
*Yea, it means he feels like touching some balls! Whether his, or somebody elses.

Living with Girls

2007-09-20T01:06:21Z

207.200.116.203: HAHA!-xwestsidex

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 292
| image = 0292-DanielAndMalloryInBackyard.jpg
| caption = ...since you've been gone for two weeks, why won't you tell me whose fish taco you've been eating?
| blogger = Daniel
| date = September 18th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|362}}
| forumid = 14092
| length = 5:03
| description = We're back in my hometown and Jonas rented a house for the three of us. This should be interesting.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[The rented house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lonelygirl|bree|danielbeast|daniel|jonastko|jonas|soccerstar4ever|lg15}}



| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song = Beight - In The Middle
| cast = {{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Sarah}}
{{VidChar|Mallory|Carly Jones}}

| Previous = Spreading the Song
| Next =

| PreviousB = Last Train To...
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred ninety-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the thirty-sixth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is driving his car, Sarah is riding shotgun, and Daniel is sitting in the backseat.'')

'''Jonas:''' This is it.

'''Sarah:''' Oh look at that, very good job.

'''Jonas:''' Home, sweet home.

'''Daniel:''' This is it?

(''Everyone gets out of the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' I think we're going to be a very happy little family.

(''Camera pans to Mallory's car, which has just pulled up in the driveway. She gets out of the car.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''in a falsetto sing-song voice'') Oooh, there's mah baybeh.

'''Mallory:''' Hello.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, what's up?

'''Mallory:''' (''kisses Daniel.'') Not much.

'''Daniel:''' How are you, thanks for helping.

'''Mallory:''' Yeah. Hey guys!

'''Jonas:''' Hey, I'm Jonas.

'''Mallory:''' Oh, hi!

'''Jonas:''' Mal, right?

'''Mallory:''' Yes!

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, nice to meet you. (''They shake hands.'')

'''Mallory:''' Nice to meet you! And, you're Sarah? (''Sarah nods.'') I'm Mallory.

'''Sarah:''' (''curtly'') Hi.

'''Mallory:''' Hi.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so here we go.

(''Mallory giggles.'')

'''Daniel:''' Uh-huh.

'''Jonas:''' You ready for this, or what?

'''Mallory:''' Yeah, let's do it.

(''Camera is now perched on top of a box as the crew unpacks the car.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''To Jonas'') C'mon, man. Hurry up. Oh wow, almost dropped the camera. That was close, alright.

'''Jonas:''' If you break that, I'm going to kill you. Not really.

(''The girls walk by Daniel.'')

'''Daniel:''' How ''you'' all doin'?

(''Musical montage of the group unpacking the car. Mallory reaches to take some boxes from Daniel, and they all fall out of his hands.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh!

'''Jonas:''' Dude!

(''Cuts to a view from inside the house. The group continues unpacking. Cuts to the kitchen. More unpacking. Sarah smacks Daniel's butt with a spatula. Daniel looks up, shocked.'')

'''Daniel:''' What are you ''doing''?

'''Sarah:''' Nothing. I just, you know... I was just thinking, is it usable? I mean, I like this brand. It's got good torque.

'''Jonas:''' You know, I thought you said you were gonna help me.

'''Mallory:''' I'll actually help. (''They walk outside.'')

'''Jonas:''' Oh, thank you.

'''Mallory:''' Yeah.

(''Daniel gives Sarah a look and then walks off as well.'')

'''Sarah:''' I was just... playing around.

(''Cuts to Sarah giving a tour of the house.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, I'm going to show you my room. That's not my room. But this is! Ta-da! It'll look better when I have time to, you know, unpack and hang things up and stuff. Anyway, this is the bathroom, to which I share with two boys. Yay. And uh, wow. Um, this? (''Holds up a "[[Neutrogena]] Deep Clean" shower gel.'') This is... not mine. Huh. And there's that basket... I wonder. (''Jonas walks by.'') Hey, Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, what up?

'''Sarah:''' Is there um, something you want to tell me? (''She waves the gel in front of his face.'')

'''Jonas:''' Um, yeah. My curls are just out of control in the morning. So...

'''Sarah:''' No, seriously, who does this belong to?

'''Jonas:''' (''Smiles'') Talk to Daniel.

'''Sarah:''' What, why are you smiling? Don't smile! What.. why? Why is he smiling?

(''Cuts to Sarah taking Daniel into the bathroom.'')

'''Daniel:''' Alright, what's the big deal?

'''Sarah:''' Well, go and I'll show you! (''She gives him a shove.'')

'''Daniel:''' Uh, don't push me, I'm going. What? What's.. what?

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean, what? Look at this, okay! We haven't even ''moved in'' yet, and she's parking her shower stuff!

'''Daniel:''' So what? I'll just-I'll talk to her.

'''Sarah:''' Do that.

'''Daniel:''' I'll talk to her.

'''Sarah:''' Do that. You know what, Daniel, she's not moving in here with us.

'''Daniel:''' Oh my-okay. But you know what, she's going to be here a lot... so...

'''Sarah:''' Fine, whatever.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah. Fine.

'''Sarah:''' Whatever.

'''Daniel:''' You know, we're not... how 'bout she just keeps everything in my room? How will that work?

'''Sarah:''' How about she just ''stays'' in your room?

'''Daniel:''' How about... Bye. (''He shuts the door in her face.'')

(''Cuts to Daniel in the backyard, juggling.'')

'''Daniel:''' The amazing Daniel, part two is j-

'''Mallory:''' You're ''amazing''.

'''Daniel:''' Amazing!

'''Mallory:''' (''Giggles'') Here you go, I brought this for you! (''She hands Daniel a glass of water.'')

'''Daniel:''' Ooh, I broke a sweat too, nice.

(''Mallory begins to sit down in the grass.'')

'''Daniel:''' No, you can sit here.

'''Mallory:''' Oh, well...

'''Daniel:''' No, I'll get another chair. Don't worry. Sit down, sit down, sit down.

'''Mallory:''' Why, thank you. That's very nice of you Daniel. (''Daniel brings over another chair.'') So I was just saying that maybe you should seriously consider letting me do the rest of the unpacking for you, so you can focus on that film assignment.

'''Daniel:''' Uh huh.

'''Mallory:''' You know, since you've been gone for two weeks? What did you tell Mr. Banks?

'''Daniel:''' The uh, the truth, that I went to visit my cousin.

'''Mallory:''' Well, he said you really need to hit a home run on this one in order to uh, pass the class.

'''Daniel:''' It's just that I...

'''Mallory:''' It's just what? You really need to take control of your life, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' (''Stands up.'') You know what? I will start right now, 'kay? (''He kisses Mallory.'') I'm goin' in.

'''Mallory:''' Okay.

(''Cuts to the front of the house, where Jonas is getting stuff from the car. Daniel walks up to him.'')

'''Daniel:''' Bro, seriously. I can't take Sarah. It's been an hour and she's driving me nuts.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well, that's Sarah. But listen, man, forget about that. You know what? I really like Mallory.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah man, she's cool.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, you found a good one.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, I need to ask you a favor.

'''Daniel:''' Uh huh.

'''Jonas:''' Wow, don't sound so excited.

'''Daniel:''' I'll try and contain myself.

'''Jonas:''' Listen, I'm going to go, uh, spy on [[Sonia]] and [[Carl]] tomorrow, and I could really use a wingman. Hmm? What do you say?

(''Daniel doesn't respond.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''Nods head toward open rear door of SUV'') Get that for me?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, I got it.

'''Jonas:''' Thanks.

==Notes==
[[Image:0292-Daniel-Juggling3.jpg|150px|thumb|right||Juggling for Zoey??]]
* Daniel's juggling is most likely a [[Fan references|reference]] to the Juggling for World Peace movement started by [[LGPedia]] head admin [[User:Zoey|Zoey]]. [http://jugglingforworldpeace.blogspot.com/]
* A 'wingman' is a friend who helps another friend get dates, a reference from the movie {{wikipedia|Top_Gun_(film)|Top Gun}}.
* Daniel has previously told us that he lied to Mallory about his activities, and in this video it is clear that she is unaware that Sarah and the boys are engaged in a conflict with the Order. Mallory appears only to know that Daniel is supposed to be working on a film project. It is also unclear whether she is aware of Daniel and Sarah's history.
* The appearance of a Neutrogena product seems to indicate that they are continuing to sponsor lonelygirl15, which fans hope means a return for [[Neutrogena]]-sponsored character [[Spencer|Spencer Gilman]].
*The gang's moving into a permanent living space indicates that they're trying to have a somewhat normal lifestyle while fighting the Order.

Living with Girls

2007-09-19T20:44:15Z

207.200.116.203: It wasnt necessary.

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 292
| image = 0292-DanielAndMalloryInBackyard.jpg
| caption = ...since you've been gone for two weeks, and mysteriously won't tell me where you've been?
| blogger = Daniel
| date = September 18th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|362}}
| forumid = 14092
| length = 5:03
| description = We're back in my hometown and Jonas rented a house for the three of us. This should be interesting.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[The rented house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lonelygirl|bree|danielbeast|daniel|jonastko|jonas|soccerstar4ever|lg15}}



| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song = Beight - In The Middle
| cast = {{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Sarah}}
{{VidChar|Mallory|Carly Jones}}

| Previous = Spreading the Song
| Next =

| PreviousB = Last Train To...
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred ninety-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the thirty-sixth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is driving his car, Sarah is riding shotgun, and Daniel is sitting in the backseat.'')

'''Jonas:''' This is it.

'''Sarah:''' Oh look at that, very good job.

'''Jonas:''' Home, sweet home.

'''Daniel:''' This is it?

(''Everyone gets out of the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' I think we're going to be a very happy little family.

(''Camera pans to Mallory, who has just pulled up behind Jonas in the driveway. She gets out of the car.

'''Mallory:''' Hello.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, what's up?

(''Mallory kisses Daniel.'')

'''Daniel:''' How are you, thanks for helping.

'''Mallory:''' Yeah. Hey guys!

'''Jonas:''' Hey, how you doing?

'''Mallory:''' Oh, hi!

'''Jonas:''' It's Mal, right?

'''Mallory:''' Yes!

'''Jonas:''' Nice to meet you. (''They shake hands.'')

'''Mallory:''' Nice to meet you! And, you're Sarah? (''Sarah nods.'') I'm Mallory.

'''Sarah:''' (''curtly'') Hi.

'''Mallory:''' Hi.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so here we go.

(''Mallory giggles.'')

'''Daniel:''' You ready for this, or what?

'''Mallory:''' Yeah, let's do it.

(''Camera is now perched on top of a box as the crew unpacks the car.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''To Jonas'') C'mon, man. Hurry up. Oh wow, almost dropped the camera. That was close, alright.

'''Jonas:''' If you break that, I'm going to kill you. Not really.

(''The girls walk by Daniel.'')

'''Daniel:''' How ''you'' all doin'?

(''Musical montage of the group unpacking the car. Mallory reaches to take some boxes from Daniel, and they all fall out of his hands.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh!

'''Jonas:''' Dude!

(''Cuts to a view from inside the house. The group continues unpacking. Cuts to the kitchen. More unpacking. Sarah smacks Daniel's butt with a spatula. Daniel looks up, shocked.'')

'''Daniel:''' What are you ''doing''?

'''Sarah:''' Nothing. I just, you know... thinking is it usable? I mean, I like this brand. It's got good torque.

'''Jonas:''' You know, I thought you said you were gonna help me.

'''Mallory:''' I'll actually help. (''They walk outside.'')

'''Jonas:''' Oh, thank you.

'''Mallory:''' Yeah.

(''Daniel gives Sarah a look and then walks off as well.'')

'''Sarah:''' I was just... playing around.

(''Cuts to Sarah giving a tour of the house.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, I'm going to show you my room. That's not my room. But this is! Ta-da! It'll look better when I have time to, you know, unpack and hang things up and stuff. Anyway, this is the bathroom, to which share with two boys - yay. And uh, wow. Um, what's this? (''Holds up a "[[Neutrogena]] Deep Clean" shower gel.'') This is... not mine. Huh. And there's that basket... I wonder. (''Jonas walks by.'') Hey, Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, what up?

'''Sarah:''' Is there um, something you want to tell me? (''She waves the gel in front of his face.'')

'''Jonas:''' Um, yeah. My curls are just out of control in the morning. So...

'''Sarah:''' No seriously, who does this belong to?

'''Jonas:''' (''Smiles'') Talk to Daniel.

'''Sarah:''' What, why are you smiling? Don't smile! What.. why? Why is he smiling?

(''Cuts to Sarah taking Daniel into the bathroom.'')

'''Daniel:''' Alright, what's the big deal?

'''Sarah:''' Well, go and I'll show you! (''She gives him a shove.'')

'''Daniel:''' Uh, don't push me, I'm going. What? What's.. what?

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean, what? Look at this, okay! We haven't even ''moved in'' yet, and she's parking her shower stuff!

'''Daniel:''' So what? I'll just-I'll talk to her.

'''Sarah:''' Do that.

'''Daniel:''' I'll talk to her.

'''Sarah:''' Do that. You know what Daniel, she's not moving in here with us.

'''Daniel:''' Oh my-okay. You know what, she's going to be here a lot.

'''Sarah:''' Fine, whatever.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah. Fine.

'''Sarah:''' Whatever.

'''Daniel:''' You know, we're not... how 'bout she just keeps everything in my room? How will that work?

'''Sarah:''' How about she just ''stays'' in your room?

'''Daniel:''' How about... Bye. (''He shuts the door in her face.'')

(''Cuts to Daniel in the backyard, juggling.'')

'''Daniel:''' The amazing Daniel, part two is j-

'''Mallory:''' You're ''amazing''.

'''Daniel:''' Amazing!

'''Mallory:''' (''Giggles'') Here you go, I brought this for you! (''She hands Daniel a glass of water.'')

'''Daniel:''' Ooh, I broke a sweat too, nice.

(''Mallory begins to sit down in the grass.'')

'''Daniel:''' No, you can sit here.

'''Mallory:''' Oh, well...

'''Daniel:''' No, I'll get another chair. Don't worry about it. Sit down, sit down, sit down.

'''Mallory:''' Why, thank you. That's very nice of you Daniel. (''Daniel brings over another chair.'') So I was just saying that maybe you should seriously consider letting me do the rest of the unpacking for you, so you can focus on that film assignment.

'''Daniel:''' Uh huh.

'''Mallory:''' You know, since you've been gone for two weeks? What did you tell Mr. Banks?

'''Daniel:''' The uh, the truth, that I went to visit my cousin.

'''Mallory:''' Well, he said you really need to hit a home run on this one in order to uh, pass the class.

'''Daniel:''' It's just that I...

'''Mallory:''' It's just what? You really need to take control of your life, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' (''Stands up.'') You know what? I will start right now, kay? I'm going in. (''He kisses Mallory.'')

'''Mallory:''' Okay.

(''Cuts to the front of the house, where Jonas is getting stuff from the car. Daniel walks up to him.'')

'''Daniel:''' Bro, seriously. I can't take Sarah. It's been an hour and she's driving me nuts.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah well, that's Sarah. Listen, forget about that. You know what? I really like Mallory.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah man, she's cool.

'''Jonas:''' You found a good one.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, I need to ask you a favor.

'''Daniel:''' Uh huh?

'''Jonas:''' Well, don't sound so excited.

'''Daniel:''' I'll try to contain myself.

'''Jonas:''' Listen, I'm going to try and spy on [[Sonia]] and [[Carl]] tommorow night, I could really use a wingman, what do you say?

(''Daniel doesn't respond.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''Nods head toward open rear door of SUV'')...Could you get that for me?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, I got it.

'''Jonas:''' Thanks.

==Notes==
[[Image:0292-Daniel-Juggling3.jpg|150px|thumb|right||Juggling for Zoey??]]
* Daniel's juggling is most likely a [[Fan references|reference]] to the Juggling for World Peace movement started by [[LGPedia]] head admin [[User:Zoey|Zoey]]. [http://jugglingforworldpeace.blogspot.com/]
* Daniel has previously told us that he lied to Mallory about his activities and in this video it is clear that she is unaware that Sarah and the boys are engaged in a conflict with the Order. Mallory appears to only know that Daniel is supposed to be working on a film project. It is also unclear whether she is aware of Daniel and Sarah's history.
* The appearance of a Neutrogena product seems to indicate that they are continuing to sponsor lonelygirl15, which fans hope means a return for [[Neutrogena]]-sponsored character [[Spencer|Spencer Gilman]].
*The gang's moving into a permanent living space indicates that they're trying to have a somewhat normal lifestyle while fighting the Order.

The Unsolvable Formula

2007-08-14T08:51:37Z

207.200.116.65: /* Notes */

{{Blog
| name = The Unsolvable Formula
| number = 0259
| image = 0259-Spencer.JPG
| caption = Bree was my E=mc²
| blogger = Spencer
| date = August 9th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|327}}
| forumid = 13121
| length = 2:26
| description = I'm back at home, and still recovering from last week.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location =
| tags = lonelygirl15 bree daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Yumiko Aoyagi
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Yumiko Aoyagi, Mesh Flinders and Dwayne Smith
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Yumiko Aoyagi, and Dwayne Smith
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Spencer}}

| Previous = Sluttiness Prevails
| Next = We Reach Out

| PreviousB = The Serum
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two hundred fifty nineth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the third video of season two.

==Transcript==
'''Spencer:''' It's been only a week since we failed in our task of saving Bree. I spent the weekend moping around the house. I decided I needed to get back to work. I mean, what else could I do, I need to find some structure in my life and work it is. So back to Neutrogena. Guys, I understand that you're mad at Taylor but she's only 16 and she's been through so much. She did the best she could. We all did.

(''Spencer puts clothes and items into a plastic bag as he talks'')

'''Spencer:''' You know, I still don't know what happened. Bree was there, and she had this creepy looking guy standing over her, and she had a needle in her arm. I guess the rumors are true about the Elders. They ... they take the blood from Trait: Positive girls and use it for themselves. Maybe Bree's high ribozyme levels cure them of something? I don't know, I just don't know what they used the blood for. You know, I never met Bree, but she was kind of like that one unsolvable thing in my life. My E=mc². I realized during this journey why I chose science over other pursuits. In Science, no matter how hard a problem may seem, you know that there's an answer, a compound, a molecule, a way of lining things up that no-one else has ever thought. Life isn't like that. There aren't always answers. So Bree was that one unsolvable formula. Maybe that's why I wanted to save her so badly.

==Notes==
*Spencer mentions that "It's been only a week..." extinguishing theories that more time has passed in the Breeniverse than in real time.
*Although Spencer mentions E=mc² as an unsolvable problem, it has in fact been solved by Albert Einstein as a means of linking mass and energy in his theory of relativity.
*^No shit, Sherlock!....
*This is the first time a character has described the death of [[Bree]].
*Spencer appears to be growing a goatee.

User talk:Renegade

2007-08-01T08:41:11Z

207.200.116.135: Dear Renegade, you are a rainbow fairy. the end ahahhahaha-xwestsidex

Hi Renegade, I'm the person who made all those changes of the blogger to the vid-They Broke In! Sorry I had no idea that it had [[They Broke In!!!]] was supposed to be a Bree video! It just assumed that someone who didn't know that Spencer had filmed it. Thanks for notifying (sp?) me.
Thanks!

Hi Renegade, I saw that you're planning on doing some work on the [[AphidPedia]]. I think that's great! We're always looking for talented editors who understand the ARG. I wanted to let you know that so far, TigerLilyLynn and Shifty have done a lot of work on the OpAphid section of the wiki. You might want to send them a message at the forums and let them know about the redesign, so they can help contribute ideas. (And maybe you've already done this, but if not, just wanted to give you a heads-up). I'm looking forward to what you come up with, and if I have any good ideas I'll be sure to pitch in. Thanks!--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 12:57, 18 February 2007 (CST)
 
Hi Renegade, 
Saw your work on redesigning AphidPedia. Like JayHenry, I'm always happy to have more editors who know about the ARG enough to take on work like this. I noticed you made Template Tac and Bro so you could use the icons. I think what you needed was already embodied in [[Template:Init]]. The way to use it is to write <nowiki>{{Init|Tachyon}}</nowiki>, which gives {{Init|Tachyon}}. If you do <nowiki>{{Init|Brother}}</nowiki> you get {{Init|Brother}}. Same for Op and pretty much any character that makes a blog. You can see all the options at [[Template talk:Init]]. Let me know if this is what you needed. That way we can avoid having duplicate templates. Again, thanks for your work on the wiki! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:04, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:Sorry about that. I actually had a look through the template namespace to avoide creating dupes, but "init" isn't exactly descriptive...could you use your mighty powers to kill them?
:And, while you're at it, have a look at my request on [[Template:Aphidblock]]?
:And I'm on Tigerlilylynn and Shifty's talk pages right now to invite them to comment.
:[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 16:14, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::You can find most of our templates at [[:category:templates]]. Init is short for "initials." The reason we don't get into it on the help page is because most of our new editors are new to wikis and so we don't spend a lot of time on meta-documentation. If you ever have questions, feel encouraged to just ask OwenIsCool or me or [[User:Brucker|Brucker]] on our talk pages. BTW, I love the AphidBlock -- thanks for doing that! --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:32, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::No problem. Sorry you couldn't find the template--is there anything we could have done to make it easier to find?
::I took a look at the Aphidblock template... unfortunately I'm not a very code-savvy editor, so I actually didn't even understand the question *looks down embarassedly* Best to check with Brucker or JayHenry. Do let me know if you need help with anything else... I might be more useful next time.
::Thanks for getting Shify and Tigerlilylynn involved, I'm sure they'll have lots of good input.
::[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:27, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:::I, personally, am a fan of central template catalogues, something like [[Help:Templates]] or {{SITENAME}}:Templates. But some links on the Help pages might work as well. Just an overview of what's available.
:::And, about aphidblock. I've basically prepared everything:
:::The link leads to [[Mediawiki:Monobook.css]] - that file gets included in this skin's style directives; you can see, for example, how the background is defined. Now I provided some code - that code will recolor the links in aphidblock to the lighter greenish color I also used on the AphidPedia redesign.
:::So all you'd have to do is copy the code I provided, follow the link, hit edit, paste, and hit save.
:::Pretty please? :) :)
:::[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 17:12, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::::I did what you said, but I don't see any difference. uh-oh. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:17, 18 February 2007 (CST)
:::::I do, don't worry. ;) You probably just have a cached stylesheet. Try holding down shift while pressing refresh on the AphidPedia redesign page. This forces (in Firefox, at least) the browser to reload all elements from the server. You should then see the links turn green rather than blue or violet in the aphidblock template at the bottom.
:::::Thanks a lot. :)
:::::[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 17:23, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::::::Ahh, I can see it now. Glad I could help! [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:45, 18 February 2007 (CST)--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:32, 18 February 2007 (CST)

== [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos]] ==

Hey Renegade, 
I didn't want to keep bulking up [[Talk:List of Lonelygirl15 videos]], so I'm leaving a message here. Thanks for trying to work something out that makes a nice looking list. I don't want you do go through an inordinate amount of work to put in Javascript or have to write long code or anything. Even if IE users don't get anything nearly as nice as what you just made, I'm happy with anything that's just better-looking than a plain list. I'm not demanding that they get the added functionality, just to have something that doesn't look drab. If you can think of a simple solution that can maybe display some pictures for them, or make the formatting pretty, that's probably good enough. I also wanted to say great job with the Help: pages. They also look great! I gotta learn me some css! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 12:59, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thanks :)
:I was thinking of something image-based, more colorful. Keeping the basic layout of the list as it is right now, but generally making it look nicer. I'll include VidExpand, but there's no way (I know of) to make it work for IE - it just doesn't support the necessary tag. On the other hand, that's why I designed it to look almost the same for them...they'll have the same list, but better looking, and we'll have the better looking expandable list. And the most change outside the page it'll need is a certain someone visiting Monobook.css once again ;)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 13:14, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

== [[Help:Editing]] ==

The new help:editing page looks fantastic!! I wonder if we should make that the help page in the sidebar, and move the stuff in [[help:contents]] to its own subsection? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 00:13, 20 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thanks :)
:Do you mean taking the same page, and adding the contents of Help:Contents to the bottom of it? And I could just port the design to Help:Contents - so Contents would look the same as Editing, but with its own content? (Still being the Help Frontpage)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 08:21, 20 March 2007 (CDT)

::Well, what do you think keeps things the simplest? Right now, the [[Help:Editing]] that you designed does a better job of actually organizing the contents of the LGPedia's puny help section. So maybe just make Help:Editing the help frontpage and scrap help:contents all together? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 10:22, 21 March 2007 (CDT)
:::I think the problem, in this case, is the overlapping of content. Help:Content, by design, should be a front page for all help, while Help:Editing should contain help related to actually editing pages. Right now, the biggest sections on Content are Editing and Formatting and Adding a new page, other editing-related categories.
:::I think what we should do is move these sections to Help:Editing, or even own pages linked to from Help:Editing, and use Help:Content for help related to general usage of LGPedia - that way, a confused newbie can instinctively click on "Help" in the sidebar, and gets help on how to use LGPedia, while someone clicking "Editing help" while editing a page purely gets help on editing.
::::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 10:48, 21 March 2007 (CDT)

== Thank you! ==

{{Template:Hardwork}}
 
A small token of our appreciation for your work. You designed the uber cool [[Template:Aphidblock]] and the great [[Template:VidExpand]] that made the [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos/redesign]] possible. Thank you for also developing a nicer layout that would improve the page for IE users, even though they should know better. Your willingness to tweak your design and listen to others' concerns and suggestions makes you a great LGPedian! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 14:10, 26 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thank you :) ...but I couldn't have done it without all your help!
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 14:38, 26 March 2007 (CDT)

== [[:Image:Brother sidebar.jpg]] ==

Sorry, one had to go, and the jpg one was linked to more. I don't think I realized that the png file was being used on your page when I deleted it. Otherwise, I would have changed it to the jpg one and then deleted it :)--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 15:16, 28 March 2007 (CDT)
:Well, we could restore it if Renegade wanted it for his userpage. It wouldn't be the first image on this site that's uploaded solely for userpage display. I'd just make it clear in the description that it's a userpage image. Just out of curiosity, why do you say this .png is superior? I think jpgs display best on this site. .pngs sometimes don't work right, and .gifs tend to produce grainy-looking thumbnails. Or maybe that's just my compy. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:11, 28 March 2007 (CDT)
::Nah, I didn't use it. I merely linked to it. I just can't understand why people still prefer JPEG over PNG. (Links for Owen: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PNG#Comparison_with_JPEG] [http://www.fractalus.com/info/png-jpeg.htm])
::It's fine the way it is, there is no need to restore anything. But thanks for even thinking about it :)
:::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 19:29, 28 March 2007 (CDT)

== Bot flag ==

Yeah, but I couldn't think of a way to get the bot to do it. I could have logged in as the bot and done it, but I'd like to only make actual "bot" edits with the bot.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 11:52, 29 March 2007 (CDT)

== Did I mention this "OMFG YOU DIDN'T ENTER A SUMMARY!!!!" stuff annoys me? ==

If it annoys you then turn it off. As with all MediaWiki installations it's an option in preferences under the editing tab. Click the box that says "Prompt me when entering a blank edit summary"... --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 11:30, 8 April 2007 (CDT)
:Hmm...weird. I didn't take a setting into account because it only prompted me on talk pages as far as I could tell...oh well, thank you :)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 18:49, 8 April 2007 (CDT)

== Wow ==

What you did in Zoey's sandbox, truly amazing. Just amazing. I just want to let you know that you are '''amazing'''. Love, [[User:-R-|-R-]] 23:59, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

== Hey Renegade ==

Can you help me create a missions page, i here your good with codes. I made a lousy attemp to start it on my sandbox page.--[[User:Houdini|Houdini]] 22:39, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

I just wanted to say wow, I'm a dork about the Jonas's>Jonas' stuff. I knew the rule but... completely spaced on that one. Sorry! [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 12:25, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

== Thanks ==

Hey, thanks Renegade for reverting all that stuff last night. Looks like xwestsidex went on a rampage or something. From looking at [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]] it looks like you kept up with him pretty well. I finally got him blocked, but it's too bad there wasn't another admin on last night to do it sooner. Anyway, thanks again and your work is much appreciated here.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 07:22, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

:No prob at all...but he threatened he'd be back.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 07:25, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

==From: Xwestsidex==

Hi Renegade, Guess what..You just became the third faggot imma be raggin on. Your friends Jonpro and Broken Kid already fucked up. Now imma do you just like I did them. You can help stop all this from happening, just by SIMPLY getting Jonpro to apologize to me for his hating and admit that im the biggest pimp on the LG15 forums, mkay? This is why bad things keep happening. Its because Jonpro never apologized for his actions. If he doesn't know what im talking about, tell him to find the page where he said "Congratulations! Have a fun week off" and admit his mistakes there.

Or else shit that happened last night is going to have to happen tomorrow, too..,mkay...and it will be much too quick to only last a minute this time...

-[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

Mission Gamma

2007-07-20T10:26:24Z

207.200.116.138: Jonpro, are you busy tonguing Broken Kid's balls? hahaha-xwestsidex

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0236
| image = 0236-Missiongamma.JPG
| caption = proof that spencer is the queerest nerd that ever walked the fuckin earth..
| blogger = Sarah
| date = July 19th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|297}}
| forumid = 12451
| length = 2:23
| description = Mission Gamma. Third step...
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[General LA area|Los Angeles]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|sarah}}


| execprod =
| producers =
| pa =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
| music supervisor =
| song = "Moonrise" by Yongen

| cast =
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{{VidChar|Taylor}}
{{VidChar|Spencer}}

| Previous = Mission Beta
| Next =

| PreviousB = Dude Back Off
| NextB =
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}}
'''Mission Gamma''' is the two hundred thirty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' So Spencer brought us here for Project Gamma. He said getting Taylor in this environment would get her "in the zone," or something like that. Have a look.

(''Camera pans to reveal that Taylor and Spencer are on a soccer field, Taylor is wearing her soccer uniform and Spencer is wearing soccer clothes as well. Taylor is sitting on the ground, focused on a computer game.'')

'''Spencer:''' Now, I know what you're thinking. Shouldn't we be preparing for the mission? Well, we are. Taylor is the eyes and ears of this operation, which means she must be efficient at solving mazes.

'''Taylor:''' Like a rat.

'''Spencer:''' No, geez! Mastering such classics as Frogger, PacMan, Dig Dug, Centipede, etc, etc, etc.

'''Sarah:''' What a strange little man.

(''Spencer crouches down next to Taylor and her computer.'')

'''Spencer:''' How'd you do?

'''Taylor:''' Not so good.

'''Spencer:''' You're right. Pretty slow. Ah, don't worry about it. I got the perfect solution for you.

'''Text:''' Magic Gummy Games © Spencer Gilman

(''Spencer brings over a bag of sour gummi worms to Taylor.'')

'''Spencer:''' Trust me, these things are like magic, they work for me every time. (''Taylor eats a worm.'') There you go! Left! Right! Have another. (''He hands her another.'') Watch out for the ghost!

'''Taylor:''' Oh my god!

'''Spencer:''' Wait...

'''Taylor:''' No wait, what do I do here?

'''Spencer:''' Eat! Eat!! Eat the dots!

'''Taylor:''' Wait wait wait.

(''Taylor stands.'')

'''Spencer:''' Eat the dots!

'''Taylor:''' Right or left? Right or left?!

'''Spencer:''' Left!

'''Taylor:''' No way!

'''Spencer:''' Right!

'''Taylor:''' I can't! It's not moving! Oh my god, help! Wait.. wait! YES! High five!!

(''They start leaping up and down in excitement. Camera pans back to Sarah.'')

'''Sarah:''' I think my sister just met her future husband. That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life.

(''Sarah sings "The Star Spangled Banner" in a croaky voice in the background.'')

'''Spencer:''' Mission Gamma is complete. Job well done Taylor!

(''He hands her a trophy.'')

'''Taylor:''' It's soccer!

'''Spencer:''' Hm, yeah, got it for you! It's been a long week! But our missions are complete and our troops are ready. Tommorow is a big day!

'''Text:''' Training Complete © Spencer Gilman

==Notes==
* In spite of the fact that Sarah sings poorly in this video, [[Alexandra Dreyfus]] is a classically trained opera singer, and probably has a very lovely voice.
* The "Star Spangled Banner" is the United States National Anthem, and is often played at sports games throughout the country.
* Sarah saying "Project Gamma" is obviously not correct. This may be scripted as Sarah's carelessness, or a mistake made by Alexandra.

User:OwenIsCool

2007-07-18T08:52:31Z

207.200.116.74: lol..and I keep going...and going...and going...-xwestsidex

{{GoneHiking|travels|sometime, not sure when (thank god!)}}

=Moi=
{{FanPerson
| name = OwenIsStupid
| image = Owen hiding in his shell.jpg
| age = I'm not sure, but I think my price tag is still on.
| birthday =
| youtube =
| myspace =
| actor = Owen
| first = still in my shell
| last = "so dark in here..."
| color = #7b6
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Well, a little about me (but not too much, that would be BO-ring).

I started following the LG15 thing sometime mid-October when everyone already knew it was fake. I think this new medium for telling a story is very very cool. To tell you the truth, I'm not really happy with where the story is going anymore (for a number of reasons), but I keep coming back. Why? Because somewhere along the way I got hooked on the LGpedia. I'm a fan of wiki models but I was a little intimidated by Wikipedia and didn't get around to learning to post on it. LGpedia seemed like a friendlier place, with more newbies and more work to be done. So now even though I don't get a kick from the series, I still really like editing the wiki.
 

If you would like to help me plot the downfall of my purple nemesis, please leave a comment on my talk page.

{|
|{{User 2000edits}}
|{{Userbox Owensad}}
|{{Userbox Sysop}}
|-
|{{Userbox Watcher}}
|{{Userbox WANKER}}
|{{Userbox Lonelybeast}}
|-
|{{Userbox Lonelycrack}}
|{{Userbox FanVid0}}
|{{Userbox Overload}}
|-
|{{Userbox Userboxes}}
|{{Userbox Holes}}
|{{Userbox Categories}}
|-
|{{Userbox Dad}}
|{{Userbox Growup}}
|{{Userbox NBR}}
|-
|{{Userbox Cthulhu}}
|{{Userbox Mr. Seal}}
|{{Userbox 14Hours}}
|-
|{{Userbox Cuteshirt}}
|{{Userbox Aerobics}}
|{{Userbox Science}}
|-
|{{Userbox LGBot}}
|{{Userbox Throwup}}
|{{Userbox Style}}
|-
|{{Userbox Firefox}}
|{{Hardwork}}
|}

=Stuff I want to do=
This little section is like a to-do list for me. I'll just be writing down things that I'd like to see on the wiki. If any of these sound like something you'd like to work on, do feel free to pitch in!

==Articles that need some TLC==
As of late I've noticed some important articles need to be updated to reflect what's been happening in the series. An example of such an article is [[Daniel]], which hasn't been majorly updated since before the (fake) ceremony it seems. In this section I'll keep a list of articles that I think need work. Sometimes I come across them while I'm busy working on something else, and then I forget that I meant to get back to them. That shouldn't happen anymore! 
If you see an article you'd like to work on that's on this list, by all means, jump right in! Part of the reason I put them on here is so other people will think to improve on them, not just me. =)
*[[Daniel]]
*[[The Order]] -- it's greatly improved now but still needs work
*[[Bree's parents]]
*[[Tachyon]]
*[[Cassieiswatching]]
*[[LG15 Spin-offs]]
*A page or userbox on the responsible use of the darned '''Preview''' button. I love seeing new people get interested in the wiki, but it's a drag having to remind them of the good reasons to avoid numerous little edits. We need a standard thingie we can use over and over with little work. I plagiarized Wikipedia's article into [[Help:Show preview]], but I don't think that'll do much by itself.

==[[LG15 Music]]==
*I created a page called [[LG15 Soundtrack]] listing all the music appearing thus far in the LG15 videos. It includes links to the artists' pages and links to listen (and sometimes download for free!) the pieces themselves.
*The information it currently contains is up-to-date and accurate... only to the best of my knowledge. So please check out the page and add anything that's missing, or correct me if I slipped up!
*It needs to be updated. If this is something that interests you, update the soundtrack when a new video comes on. Even if you haven't worked with tables before, I think you'll find it's pretty intuitive. Just click the edit tab and it'll all make sense. If it doesn't, just ask =)

==Footnotes==
*Eliminate all instances of [http://en.wikipedia.org According to Wikipedia], "According to _________", etc. and replace with real references.
**By "real references" I mean little numbers (like so [1]) next to the claim you are making and a References section on the bottom of the article. It would just be less distracting, and it would make it easier for people to look up a reference too, rather than reading through the whole article again.
**I already did some research into this. Apparently our wiki has something called Cite.php which is simple code that you can use to make references like the ones I described. It automatically makes them into a list at the bottom of the article.
**To learn the basics of footnotes, see [[Help:Footnotes]].
**If you're ready for the advanced class, see [[LGPedia:Footnotes]].
**Cite.php was recently installed on the LGpedia. I plan to make full use of it. If you see any pages reeking with "According to _______", let me know and we shall fix it together.
**Where to download [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cite.php Cite.php]. Site has good info on how to use the code too, that's why I included it. You don't need to download it.

=Testing, 1 2 3...=
A place to try stuff out...

{| align=center style="width:1000px" border=2
|-
|colspan=5 align=center style="background:#99CCFF; color:black"|'''''Soundtrack'''''
|-
| style="background:white"|'''Vlog'''
| style=background:white|'''Song'''
| style=background:white|'''Artist'''
| style=background:white|'''Album'''
| style=background:white|'''Download'''
|-
|style=background:white| [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]]
|style=background:white| Crazy
|style=background:white| Gnarls Barkley
|style=background:white| not sure
|style=background:white| Copyrighted
|-
|style="background:white| Purple Monkey
|style="background:white| Son Soo (Treatment)
|style="background:white| Victor
|style="background:white| not sure
|style="background:white| here
|-
|}

This table will be replaced with Treefunk's design (see my discussion page).

And this is for the main page redesign stuff...
{| align=center style="width:300px" border=2
|-
|colspan=42 align=center style="background:#99CCFF; color:black"|'''''Main characters'''''
|-
| style="background:white"|[[Image:Vid22.jpg|150px]]
| style=background:white|[[Image:Daniel.jpg|150px]]
|-
|align=center style="background:white"| '''[[Bree]]'''
|align=center style=background:white| '''[[Daniel]]'''
|-
|style="background:white|[[Image:Gemma_background.jpg|150px]]
|style="background:white|[[Image:MNIJonas.gif|150px]]
|-
|align=center style=background:white| '''[[Gemma]]'''
|align=center style=background:white| '''[[Jonas]]'''
|-
|}

==New music table==
Here goes... table 3.0. Please comment!

{| align=center style="width:800px" border=2
|-
|colspan=3 align=center style="background:#99CCFF"|'''''Soundtrack'''''
|-
! Vlog
! Song
! Artist
|-
|[[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]]
|Crazy
|[http://www.gnarlsbarkley.com/ Gnarls Barkley]
|-
|[[Purple Monkey (video)|Purple Monkey]]
|[http://ccmixter.org/people/victor/victor_-_Son_Soo_(Treatment).mp3 Son Soo (Treatment)]
|[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/victor Victor]
|-
|[[School Work in Summer... BLECHH!!!]]
|Working for the Man
|[http://www.orbison.com Roy Orbison]
|-
|[[Grillz feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n.]]
|Grillz
|[http://www.myspace.com/nelly Nelly]
|-
|[[Daniel Returns, and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)]]
|Zipper and Jeans
|[http://www.myspace.com/harlantbobo Harlan T Bobo]
|-
|[[My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!]]
|[http://ccmixter.org/people/beatgorilla/beatgorilla_-_Brilliant_Daze_(days_are_confused_mix).mp3 Brilliant Daze (Days Are Confused mix)]
|[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/beatgorilla Beat Gorilla]
|-
|[[He Said, She Said]]
|[http://ccmixter.org/media/files/Pitx/6465 Good Morning]
|[http://ccmixter.org/media/files/Pitx Pitx]
|-
|[[My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!)]]
|Promiscuous
|[http://www.myspace.com/nellyfurtado Nelly Furtado]
|-
|[[Proving Science Wrong... with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15]]
|The Truth
|[http://www.myspace.com/mauf MAUF]
|-
|[[The Tolstoy Principle (and Dad "talks" to Daniel)]] (YouTube version)
|[http://mp3download.myspace.com/music.ashx?bandid=10810354&songid=1128045&name=10810354_15e1c374 Office Suite Part I]
|[http://myspace.com/thematthewshow The Matthew Show]
|-
|[[The Tolstoy Principle (and Dad "talks" to Daniel)]] (Revver version)
|The Bandit
|[http://www.myspace.com/starlightmints Starlight Mints]
|-
|[[Daniel The Neanderthal]] (YouTube version)
|[http://ccmixter.org/media/files/mcjackinthebox/6098 Remained]
|[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/mcjackinthebox MC Jack in the Box]
|-
|[[Daniel The Neanderthal]] (Revver version)
|Leave Me Alone
|SPY
|-
|[[Mysteries of My Past... REVEALED!]]
|[http://ccmixter.org/people/beatgorilla/beatgorilla_-_Razor_Sharp_(Hyper_Hood_Mix).mp3 Razor Sharp (Hyper Hood Mix)]
|[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/beatgorilla Beat Gorilla]
|-
|[[A Peace Offering (and P. Monkey Boogies)]]
|[http://mp3download.myspace.com/music.ashx?bandid=2272441&songid=1797089&name=2272441_c256d4bf All OK]
|[http://www.myspace.com/somethingforrockets Something For Rockets]
|-
|[[Swimming!]]
|[http://mp3download.myspace.com/music.ashx?bandid=2336500&songid=19269054&name=2336500_dfa027d0 Junkie]
|[http://www.myspace.com/thejanedoes The Jane Doe's]
|-
|[[Bree The Cookie Monster]]
|[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1379325916 Nothin' Pretty] (link to music video)
|[http://www.myspace.com/newprofessionals New Professionals]
|-
|[[I'm Going to the Party!]]
|Mercurial Girl
|[http://www.myspace.com/5starfall Five Star Fall]
|-
|[[House Arrest]]
|Window
|[http://www.myspace.com/jacquelinenassar Jacqueline Nassar]
|-
|[[In The Park]]
|All I Want
|[http://www.myspace.com/judechristodal Jude]
|-
|[[What's A Date?]]
|Be Like The Sun
|[http://www.myspace.com/lemondemon Lemon Demon]
|-
|[[My First Kiss]]
|Hooray for Love
|David Baerwald
|}

This is the music table design we stuck with and it now lives on the [[LG15 Soundtrack]] page.

Mission Alpha

2007-07-18T08:36:28Z

207.200.116.196: they are!-xwestsidex

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'''Mission Alpha''' is the two hundred thirty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Camera watches Spencer through a car window as he puts on a hat.'')

'''Taylor:''' Oh no, he's bringing out the hat.

(''Cuts to Taylor's face.'')

'''Taylor:''' This should be good.

(''Camera pans to Spencer outside of the car. He shows off his muscles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Very threatening. Good job, Spencer.

'''Jonas:''' We ready to go?

(''Spencer runs to the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' You look ready to go.

'''Spencer:''' Alright.

(''Musical montage showing off a rocky landscape.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are we doing here, Mr. Scientist?

'''Spencer:''' Hm, well. I'm here, teaching Jonas how to rock climb for Mission Alpha!

'''Taylor:''' Care to expand on that?

'''Spencer:''' I would, but I'd have to kill you. (''Giggles.'')

'''Jonas:''' Uh, so um, I'm done stretching. (''quietly'') I'm finished.

'''Spencer:''' Jonas is in the beginning of his workout, and if he thinks this is going to be a cake-walk, he is surely mistaken. (''To Jonas'') Ready to kick it up a notch, Grasshopper?

'''Jonas:''' Grass... what?

'''Spencer:''' It's go time!

(''Musical montage of Jonas and Spencer rock climbing.'')

'''Text:''' The Knife Plunge (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Musical montage of Spencer trying to wedge a knife into a crevice in the rocks, and Jonas trying to talk him out of it.'')

'''Jonas:''' It's impossible! Look, are you out of your mind? (''Takes the knives from Spencer.'')

'''Spencer:''' It's a very effective exercise! It's the equivalent of a peg board!

'''Jonas:''' (''Incredulously'') Peg... first of all, first of all, there's nothing to stab into! This is rock! Okay, and second of all, even if this did work, I... there's no way I'd be able to pull myself up with these things, man!

'''Spencer:''' Look, what I'm asking you to do is a very simple exercise that works the {{wikipedia|brachialis}}, the posterior {{wikipedia|Deltoid_muscle|deltoid}}, I... I... it's not that complicated!

'''Jonas:''' Hey Spence, can I ask you something, buddy? Have you ever rock climbed before? Or you know like, um, exercised or anything?

'''Spencer:''' I actually can't because I have a condition called {{wikipedia|nociception}}, which can be exacerbated by a build-up of {{wikipedia|lactic_acid|lactic acid}}. Especially when it's situated in my {{wikipedia|teres_minor|teres minor}} and lower {{wikipedia|trapezius}}.

'''Jonas:''' Okay.

(''Cuts to Jonas and Spencer standing on another set of rocks. Spencer mimes a kangaroo pose to Jonas.'')

'''Text:''' The Kangaroo Hop (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Jonas hops across the rocks. Spencer shakes his head and remakes the kangaroo pose.'')

'''Spencer:''' ...Kangaroo pose!

'''Jonas:''' I did the kangaroo pose!

'''Spencer:''' No! You did it for one jump! You have to do it the whole time!

(''Spencer hops across the rocks in the kangaroo pose. Jonas looks at the camera incredulously, but high fives Spencer when he's done.'')

'''Text:''' The Throw And Climb (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Spencer mimes showing Jonas how to get rope around a branch on a tree. Jonas climbs up the tree and puts the rope around the branch, grinning. Spencer looks upset. Jonas then stands on the ground and attempts to throw the rope up properly. He gets it up, and he and Spencer high-five again.'')

'''Text:''' Qi Time (c) Spencer Gilman

'''Spencer:''' Alright, this one is about centering your {{wikipedia|qi}}. Now, we're gonna do it like this! Ready? (''Spencer stands with his arms outstretched and one leg balanced on the other knee.'')

'''Jonas:''' I got it... I got it. It's like The Karate Kid.

'''Spencer:''' No, NO! (''Jonas mimes motions from The Karate Kid.'') No, no, no, no, no! Not The Karate Kid! I need your right foot to be touching your left knee, like this. (''Demonstrates.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think I'm gonna skip out on this one, alright? (''Walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' No! Come on, you've got to take this more seriously! Come on! You'll be thankin' me later!

'''Jonas:''' Alright, show me one more time?

(''Spencer demonstrates. Jonas does the same.'')

'''Spencer:''' Feel it! Feel the energy! (''ethereal music'')

(''They both laugh. Spencer goes to high five Jonas, who walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' Aww!

(''Jonas comes back and high-fives Spencer.'')

'''Jonas:''' No, I'm kidding, man.

'''Spencer:''' (''To camera'') Mission Alpha is complete! Jonas is primed and ready! Good job, Grasshopper!

(''Spencer hands Jonas a trophy. Taylor giggles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Um, Jonas. How do you feel after receiving such a prestigous award?

'''Jonas:''' I wish [[Jonas's parents|my parents]] were alive to see this.

'''Taylor:''' Aww.

'''Jonas:''' You get this at a garage sale? Oh, anyways, turn that thing off. (''He knocks the camera to the side.'')

==Notes==
*Spencer's hat is similar, but not identical, to the one worn by [[Bree]] in [[The Danielbeast]].
*Taylor's referral to Spencer as "Mr. Scientist" is possibly a reference to when [[Sarah]] called [[Daniel]] "[[Mr. Park Ranger]]."
*This is the second time Jonas wields a potential lethal weapon (the first was a gun in [[The Perfect Beach]]), but the atmosphere in this case is far more amicable.
*{{wikipedia|The_Karate_Kid|The Karate Kid}} is a [[pop culture references#References to Movies|martial-arts movie]] about an "underdog."
*When Spencer says "Kick it up a notch!" he is [[pop culture references#References to Television|mimicking]] the catchphrase of popular TV chef, {{wikipedia|Emeril_Lagasse|Emeril Lagasse}}.
*This video contains another reference to Jonas's Parents, possibly setting them up for a major plot line.

Mission Alpha

2007-07-18T03:40:34Z

207.200.116.196:

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| url = {{lg15|295}}
| forumid = 12373
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'''Mission Alpha''' is the two hundred thirty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Camera watches Spencer through a car window as he puts on a hat.'')

'''Taylor:''' Oh no, he's bringing out the hat.

(''Cuts to Taylor's face.'')

'''Taylor:''' This should be good.

(''Camera pans to Spencer outside of the car. He shows off his muscles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Very threatening. Good job, Spencer.

'''Jonas:''' We ready to go?

(''Spencer runs to the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' You look ready to go.

'''Spencer:''' Alright.

(''Musical montage showing off a rocky landscape.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are we doing here, Mr. Scientist?

'''Spencer:''' Hm, well. I'm here, teaching Jonas how to rock climb for Mission Alpha!

'''Taylor:''' Care to expand on that?

'''Spencer:''' I would, but I'd have to kill you. (''Giggles.'')

'''Jonas:''' Uh, so um, I'm done stretching. (''quietly'') Just saying...

'''Spencer:''' Jonas is in the beginning of his workout, and if he thinks this is going to be a cake-walk, he is surely mistaken. (''To Jonas'') Ready to kick it up a notch, Grasshopper?

'''Jonas:''' Grass... what?

'''Spencer:''' It's go time!

(''Musical montage of Jonas and Spencer rock climbing.'')

'''Text:''' The Knife Plunge (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Musical montage of Spencer trying to wedge a knife into a crevice in the rocks, and Jonas trying to talk him out of it.'')

'''Jonas:''' It's impossible! Look, are you out of your mind? (''Takes the knives from Spencer.'')

'''Spencer:''' It's a very effective exercise! It's the equivalent of a peg board!

'''Jonas:''' (''Incredulously'') Peg... first of all, first of all, there's nothing to stab into! This is rock! Okay, and second of all, even if this did work, there's no way I'd be able to pull myself up with these things, man!

'''Spencer:''' Look, what I'm asking you to do is a very simple exercise that works the brachialis, the posterior deltoid, I... I... it's not that complicated!

'''Jonas:''' Hey Spence, can I ask you something, buddy? Have you ever rock climbed before? Or you know like, um, exercised or anything?

'''Spencer:''' I actually can't because I have a condition called nociperception, which can be exacerbated by a build-up of lactic acid. Especially when it's situated in my teres minor and lower trapezius.

'''Jonas:''' Okay.

(''Cuts to Jonas and Spencer standing on another set of rocks. Spencer mimes a kangaroo pose to Jonas.'')

'''Text:''' The Kangaroo Hop (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Jonas hops across the rocks. Spencer shakes his head and remakes the kangaroo pose.'')

'''Spencer:''' Make the pose!

'''Jonas:''' I did the kangaroo pose!

'''Spencer:''' No! You did it for one jump! You have to do it the whole time!

(''Spencer hops across the rocks in the kangaroo pose. Jonas looks at the camera incredulously, but high fives Spencer when he's done.'')

'''Text:''' The Throw And Climb (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Spencer mimes showing Jonas how to get rope around a branch on a tree. Jonas climbs up the tree and puts the rope around the branch, grinning. Spencer looks upset. Jonas then stands on the ground and attempts to throw the rope up properly. He gets it up, and he and Spencer high-five again.'')

'''Text:''' Qi Time (c) Spencer Gilman

'''Spencer:''' Alright, this one is about centering your qi. Now, we're gonna do it like this! (''Spencer stands with his arms outstretched and one leg balanced on the other knee.'')

'''Jonas:''' I got it... I got it. It's like The Karate Kid.

'''Spencer:''' No, NO! (''Jonas mimes motions from The Karate Kid.'') No, no, no, no, no! Not The Karate Kid! I need your right foot to be touching your left knee, like this. (''Demonstrates.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think I'm gonna skip out on this one, alright? (''Walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' No! Come on, you've got to take this more seriously! Come on! You'll be thankin' me later!

'''Jonas:''' Alright, show me one more time?

(''Spencer demonstrates. Jonas does the same.'')

'''Spencer:''' Feel it! Feel the energy!

(''They both laugh. Spencer goes to high five Jonas, who walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' Aww!

(''Jonas comes back and high-fives Spencer.'')

'''Jonas:''' No, I'm kidding, man.

'''Spencer:''' (''To camera'') Mission Alpha is complete! Jonas is primed and ready! Good job, Grasshopper!

(''Spencer hands Jonas a trophy. Taylor giggles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Um, Jonas. How do you feel after receiving such a prestigous award?

'''Jonas:''' I wish [[Jonas's parents|my parents]] were alive to see this.

'''Taylor:''' Aww.

'''Jonas:''' You get this at a garage sale? Oh, anyways, turn that thing off. (''He knocks the camera to the side.'')

==Notes==
*Spencer's hat is similar to, but not identical, to the one worn by [[Bree]] in [[The Danielbeast]].
*Taylor's referral to Spencer as "Mr. Scientist" is possibly a reference to when [[Sarah]] called [[Daniel]] "[[Mr. Park Ranger]]."
*This is the second time Jonas wields a potential lethal weapon (the first was a gun in [[The Perfect Beach]]), but the atmosphere in this case is far more amicable.
*{{wikipedia|The_Karate_Kid|The Karate Kid}} is a [[pop culture references#References to Movies|martial-arts movie]] about an "underdog."
*Both Sarah and Daniel are missing in the video with no explanation or mention of them.
*Another reference to Jonas's Parents, possibly setting them up for a major plot line.

Mission Alpha

2007-07-18T03:39:51Z

207.200.116.196:

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| number = 0234
| image = 0234-SpencerJonasRocks.jpg
| caption = No need to get violent, Jonas.
| blogger = Taylor
| date = July 17th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|295}}
| forumid = 12373
| length = 4:42
| description = First Step...
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


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| NextB =
| PreviousC =
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'''Mission Alpha''' is the two hundred thirty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Camera watches Spencer through a car window as he puts on a hat.'')

'''Taylor:''' Oh no, he's bringing out the hat.

(''Cuts to Taylor's face.'')

'''Taylor:''' This should be good.

(''Camera pans to Spencer outside of the car. He shows off his muscles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Very threatening. Good job, Spencer.

'''Jonas:''' We ready to go?

(''Spencer runs to the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' You look ready to go.

'''Spencer:''' Alright.

(''Musical montage showing off a rocky landscape.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are we doing here, Mr. Scientist?

'''Spencer:''' Hm, well. I'm here, teaching Jonas how to rock climb for Mission Alpha!

'''Taylor:''' Care to expand on that?

'''Spencer:''' I would, but I'd have to kill you. (''Giggles.'')

'''Jonas:''' Uh, so um, I'm done stretching. (''quietly'') Just saying...

'''Spencer:''' Jonas is in the beginning of his workout, and if he thinks this is going to be a cake-walk, he is surely mistaken. (''To Jonas'') Ready to kick it up a notch, Grasshopper?

'''Jonas:''' Grass... what?

'''Spencer:''' It's go time!

(''Musical montage of Jonas and Spencer rock climbing.'')

'''Text:''' The Knife Plunge (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Musical montage of Spencer trying to wedge a knife into a crevice in the rocks, and Jonas trying to talk him out of it.'')

'''Jonas:''' It's impossible! Look, are you out of your mind? (''Takes the knives from Spencer.'')

'''Spencer:''' It's a very effective exercise! It's the equivalent of a peg board!

'''Jonas:''' (''Incredulously'') Peg... first of all, first of all, there's nothing to stab into! This is rock! Okay, and second of all, even if this did work, there's no way I'd be able to pull myself up with these things, man!

'''Spencer:''' Look, what I'm asking you to do is a very simple exercise that works the brachialis, the posterior deltoid, I... I... it's not that complicated!

'''Jonas:''' Hey Spence, can I ask you something, buddy? Have you ever rock climbed before? Or you know like, um, exercised or anything?

'''Spencer:''' I actually can't because I have a condition called nociperception, which can be exacerbated by a build-up of lactic acid. Especially when it's situated in my teres minor and lower trapezius.

'''Jonas:''' Okay.

(''Cuts to Jonas and Spencer standing on another set of rocks. Spencer mimes a kangaroo pose to Jonas.'')

'''Text:''' The Kangaroo Hop (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Jonas hops across the rocks. Spencer shakes his head and remakes the kangaroo pose.'')

'''Spencer:''' Make the pose!

'''Jonas:''' I did the kangaroo pose!

'''Spencer:''' No! You did it for one jump! You have to do it the whole time!

(''Spencer hops across the rocks in the kangaroo pose. Jonas looks at the camera incredulously, but high fives Spencer when he's done.'')

'''Text:''' The Throw And Climb (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Spencer mimes showing Jonas how to get rope around a branch on a tree. Jonas climbs up the tree and puts the rope around the branch, grinning. Spencer looks upset. Jonas then stands on the ground and attempts to throw the rope up properly. He gets it up, and he and Spencer high-five again.'')

'''Text:''' Qi Time (c) Spencer Gilman

'''Spencer:''' Alright, this one is about centering your qi. Now, we're gonna do it like this! (''Spencer stands with his arms outstretched and one leg balanced on the other knee.'')

'''Jonas:''' I got it... I got it. It's like The Karate Kid.

'''Spencer:''' No, NO! (''Jonas mimes motions from The Karate Kid.'') No, no, no, no, no! Not The Karate Kid! I need your right foot to be touching your left knee, like this. (''Demonstrates.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think I'm gonna skip out on this one, alright? (''Walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' No! Come on, you've got to take this more seriously! Come on! You'll be thankin' me later!

'''Jonas:''' Alright, show me one more time?

(''Spencer demonstrates. Jonas does the same.'')

'''Spencer:''' Feel it! Feel the energy!

(''They both laugh. Spencer goes to high five Jonas, who walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' Aww!

(''Jonas comes back and high-fives Spencer.'')

'''Jonas:''' No, I'm kidding, man.

'''Spencer:''' (''To camera'') Mission Alpha is complete! Jonas is primed and ready! Good job, Grasshopper!

(''Spencer hands Jonas a trophy. Taylor giggles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Um, Jonas. How do you feel after receiving such a prestigous award?

'''Jonas:''' I wish [[Jonas's parents|my parents]] were alive to see this.

'''Taylor:''' Aww.

'''Jonas:''' You get this at a garage sale? Oh, anyways, turn that thing off. (''He knocks the camera to the side.'')

==Notes==
*Spencer's hat is similar to, but not identical, to the one worn by [[Bree]] in [[The Danielbeast]].
*Taylor's referral to Spencer as "Mr. Scientist" is possibly a reference to when [[Sarah]] called [[Daniel]] "[[Mr. Park Ranger]]."
*This is the second time Jonas wields a potential lethal weapon (the first was a gun in [[The Perfect Beach]]), but the atmosphere in this case is far more amicable.
*{{wikipedia|The_Karate_Kid|The Karate Kid}} is a [[pop culture references#References to Movies|martial-arts movie]] about an "underdog."
*Both Sarah and Daniel are missing in the video with no explanation or mention of them.
*Another reference to Jonas's Parents, possibly setting them up for a major plot line.

Mission Alpha

2007-07-18T03:38:21Z

207.200.116.196:

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0234
| image = 0234-RockClimbing.jpg
| caption = No need to get violent, Jonas.
| blogger = Taylor
| date = July 17th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|295}}
| forumid = 12373
| length = 4:42
| description = First Step...
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


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| directors =
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| song = "Sync or Swim" by Breakshop Studios

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{{VidChar|Taylor}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Spencer}}

| Previous = We Have A Plan
| Next =

| PreviousB = Hope He's Not Mad
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =

}}
'''Mission Alpha''' is the two hundred thirty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Camera watches Spencer through a car window as he puts on a hat.'')

'''Taylor:''' Oh no, he's bringing out the hat.

(''Cuts to Taylor's face.'')

'''Taylor:''' This should be good.

(''Camera pans to Spencer outside of the car. He shows off his muscles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Very threatening. Good job, Spencer.

'''Jonas:''' We ready to go?

(''Spencer runs to the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' You look ready to go.

'''Spencer:''' Alright.

(''Musical montage showing off a rocky landscape.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are we doing here, Mr. Scientist?

'''Spencer:''' Hm, well. I'm here, teaching Jonas how to rock climb for Mission Alpha!

'''Taylor:''' Care to expand on that?

'''Spencer:''' I would, but I'd have to kill you. (''Giggles.'')

'''Jonas:''' Uh, so um, I'm done stretching. (''quietly'') Just saying...

'''Spencer:''' Jonas is in the beginning of his workout, and if he thinks this is going to be a cake-walk, he is surely mistaken. (''To Jonas'') Ready to kick it up a notch, Grasshopper?

'''Jonas:''' Grass... what?

'''Spencer:''' It's go time!

(''Musical montage of Jonas and Spencer rock climbing.'')

'''Text:''' The Knife Plunge (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Musical montage of Spencer trying to wedge a knife into a crevice in the rocks, and Jonas trying to talk him out of it.'')

'''Jonas:''' It's impossible! Look, are you out of your mind? (''Takes the knives from Spencer.'')

'''Spencer:''' It's a very effective exercise! It's the equivalent of a peg board!

'''Jonas:''' (''Incredulously'') Peg... first of all, first of all, there's nothing to stab into! This is rock! Okay, and second of all, even if this did work, there's no way I'd be able to pull myself up with these things, man!

'''Spencer:''' Look, what I'm asking you to do is a very simple exercise that works the brachialis, the posterior deltoid, I... I... it's not that complicated!

'''Jonas:''' Hey Spence, can I ask you something, buddy? Have you ever rock climbed before? Or you know like, um, exercised or anything?

'''Spencer:''' I actually can't because I have a condition called nociperception, which can be exacerbated by a build-up of lactic acid. Especially when it's situated in my teres minor and lower trapezius.

'''Jonas:''' Okay.

(''Cuts to Jonas and Spencer standing on another set of rocks. Spencer mimes a kangaroo pose to Jonas.'')

'''Text:''' The Kangaroo Hop (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Jonas hops across the rocks. Spencer shakes his head and remakes the kangaroo pose.'')

'''Spencer:''' Make the pose!

'''Jonas:''' I did the kangaroo pose!

'''Spencer:''' No! You did it for one jump! You have to do it the whole time!

(''Spencer hops across the rocks in the kangaroo pose. Jonas looks at the camera incredulously, but high fives Spencer when he's done.'')

'''Text:''' The Throw And Climb (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Spencer mimes showing Jonas how to get rope around a branch on a tree. Jonas climbs up the tree and puts the rope around the branch, grinning. Spencer looks upset. Jonas then stands on the ground and attempts to throw the rope up properly. He gets it up, and he and Spencer high-five again.'')

'''Text:''' Qi Time (c) Spencer Gilman

'''Spencer:''' Alright, this one is about centering your qi. Now, we're gonna do it like this! (''Spencer stands with his arms outstretched and one leg balanced on the other knee.'')

'''Jonas:''' I got it... I got it. It's like The Karate Kid.

'''Spencer:''' No, NO! (''Jonas mimes motions from The Karate Kid.'') No, no, no, no, no! Not The Karate Kid! I need your right foot to be touching your left knee, like this. (''Demonstrates.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think I'm gonna skip out on this one, alright? (''Walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' No! Come on, you've got to take this more seriously! Come on! You'll be thankin' me later!

'''Jonas:''' Alright, show me one more time?

(''Spencer demonstrates. Jonas does the same.'')

'''Spencer:''' Feel it! Feel the energy!

(''They both laugh. Spencer goes to high five Jonas, who walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' Aww!

(''Jonas comes back and high-fives Spencer.'')

'''Jonas:''' No, I'm kidding, man.

'''Spencer:''' (''To camera'') Mission Alpha is complete! Jonas is primed and ready! Good job, Grasshopper!

(''Spencer hands Jonas a trophy. Taylor giggles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Um, Jonas. How do you feel after receiving such a prestigous award?

'''Jonas:''' I wish [[Jonas's parents|my parents]] were alive to see this.

'''Taylor:''' Aww.

'''Jonas:''' You get this at a garage sale? Oh, anyways, turn that thing off. (''He knocks the camera to the side.'')

==Notes==
*Spencer's hat is similar to, but not identical, to the one worn by [[Bree]] in [[The Danielbeast]].
*Taylor's referral to Spencer as "Mr. Scientist" is possibly a reference to when [[Sarah]] called [[Daniel]] "[[Mr. Park Ranger]]."
*This is the second time Jonas wields a potential lethal weapon (the first was a gun in [[The Perfect Beach]]), but the atmosphere in this case is far more amicable.
*{{wikipedia|The_Karate_Kid|The Karate Kid}} is a [[pop culture references#References to Movies|martial-arts movie]] about an "underdog."
*Both Sarah and Daniel are missing in the video with no explanation or mention of them.
*Another reference to Jonas's Parents, possibly setting them up for a major plot line.

Mission Alpha

2007-07-18T03:37:09Z

207.200.116.196:

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'''Mission Alpha''' is the two hundred thirty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Camera watches Spencer through a car window as he puts on a hat.'')

'''Taylor:''' Oh no, he's bringing out the hat.

(''Cuts to Taylor's face.'')

'''Taylor:''' This should be good.

(''Camera pans to Spencer outside of the car. He shows off his muscles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Very threatening. Good job, Spencer.

'''Jonas:''' We ready to go?

(''Spencer runs to the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' You look ready to go.

'''Spencer:''' Alright.

(''Musical montage showing off a rocky landscape.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are we doing here, Mr. Scientist?

'''Spencer:''' Hm, well. I'm here, teaching Jonas how to rock climb for Mission Alpha!

'''Taylor:''' Care to expand on that?

'''Spencer:''' I would, but I'd have to kill you. (''Giggles.'')

'''Jonas:''' Uh, so um, I'm done stretching. (''quietly'') Just saying...

'''Spencer:''' Jonas is in the beginning of his workout, and if he thinks this is going to be a cake-walk, he is surely mistaken. (''To Jonas'') Ready to kick it up a notch, Grasshopper?

'''Jonas:''' Grass... what?

'''Spencer:''' It's go time!

(''Musical montage of Jonas and Spencer rock climbing.'')

'''Text:''' The Knife Plunge (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Musical montage of Spencer trying to wedge a knife into a crevice in the rocks, and Jonas trying to talk him out of it.'')

'''Jonas:''' It's impossible! Look, are you out of your mind? (''Takes the knives from Spencer.'')

'''Spencer:''' It's a very effective exercise! It's the equivalent of a peg board!

'''Jonas:''' (''Incredulously'') Peg... first of all, first of all, there's nothing to stab into! This is rock! Okay, and second of all, even if this did work, there's no way I'd be able to pull myself up with these things, man!

'''Spencer:''' Look, what I'm asking you to do is a very simple exercise that works the brachialis, the posterior deltoid, I... I... it's not that complicated!

'''Jonas:''' Hey Spence, can I ask you something, buddy? Have you ever rock climbed before? Or you know like, um, exercised or anything?

'''Spencer:''' I actually can't because I have a condition called nociperception, which can be exacerbated by a build-up of lactic acid. Especially when it's situated in my teres minor and lower trapezius.

'''Jonas:''' Okay.

(''Cuts to Jonas and Spencer standing on another set of rocks. Spencer mimes a kangaroo pose to Jonas.'')

'''Text:''' The Kangaroo Hop (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Jonas hops across the rocks. Spencer shakes his head and remakes the kangaroo pose.'')

'''Spencer:''' Make the pose!

'''Jonas:''' I did the kangaroo pose!

'''Spencer:''' No! You did it for one jump! You have to do it the whole time!

(''Spencer hops across the rocks in the kangaroo pose. Jonas looks at the camera incredulously, but high fives Spencer when he's done.'')

'''Text:''' The Throw And Climb (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Spencer mimes showing Jonas how to get rope around a branch on a tree. Jonas climbs up the tree and puts the rope around the branch, grinning. Spencer looks upset. Jonas then stands on the ground and attempts to throw the rope up properly. He gets it up, and he and Spencer high-five again.'')

'''Text:''' Qi Time (c) Spencer Gilman

'''Spencer:''' Alright, this one is about centering your qi. Now, we're gonna do it like this! (''Spencer stands with his arms outstretched and one leg balanced on the other knee.'')

'''Jonas:''' I got it... I got it. It's like The Karate Kid.

'''Spencer:''' No, NO! (''Jonas mimes motions from The Karate Kid.'') No, no, no, no, no! Not The Karate Kid! I need your right foot to be touching your left knee, like this. (''Demonstrates.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think I'm gonna skip out on this one, alright? (''Walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' No! Come on, you've got to take this more seriously! Come on! You'll be thankin' me later!

'''Jonas:''' Alright, show me one more time?

(''Spencer demonstrates. Jonas does the same.'')

'''Spencer:''' Feel it! Feel the energy!

(''They both laugh. Spencer goes to high five Jonas, who walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' Aww!

(''Jonas comes back and high-fives Spencer.'')

'''Jonas:''' No, I'm kidding, man.

'''Spencer:''' (''To camera'') Mission Alpha is complete! Jonas is primed and ready! Good job, Grasshopper!

(''Spencer hands Jonas a trophy. Taylor giggles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Um, Jonas. How do you feel after receiving such a prestigous award?

'''Jonas:''' I wish [[Jonas's parents|my parents]] were alive to see this.

'''Taylor:''' Aww.

'''Jonas:''' You get this at a garage sale? Oh, anyways, turn that thing off. (''He knocks the camera to the side.'')

==Notes==
*Spencer's hat is similar to, but not identical, to the one worn by [[Bree]] in [[The Danielbeast]].
*Taylor's referral to Spencer as "Mr. Scientist" is possibly a reference to when [[Sarah]] called [[Daniel]] "[[Mr. Park Ranger]]."
*This is the second time Jonas wields a potential lethal weapon (the first was a gun in [[The Perfect Beach]]), but the atmosphere in this case is far more amicable.
*{{wikipedia|The_Karate_Kid|The Karate Kid}} is a [[pop culture references#References to Movies|martial-arts movie]] about an "underdog."
*Both Sarah and Daniel are missing in the video with no explanation or mention of them.
*This video contains another reference to Jonas's Parents, possibly setting them up for a major plot line.

Mission Alpha

2007-07-18T03:35:42Z

207.200.116.196:

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'''Mission Alpha''' is the two hundred thirty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Camera watches Spencer through a car window as he puts on a hat.'')

'''Taylor:''' Oh no, he's bringing out the hat.

(''Cuts to Taylor's face.'')

'''Taylor:''' This should be good.

(''Camera pans to Spencer outside of the car. He shows off his muscles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Very threatening. Good job, Spencer.

'''Jonas:''' We ready to go?

(''Spencer runs to the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' You look ready to go.

'''Spencer:''' Alright.

(''Musical montage showing off a rocky landscape.'')

'''Taylor:''' What are we doing here, Mr. Scientist?

'''Spencer:''' Hm, well. I'm here, teaching Jonas how to rock climb for Mission Alpha!

'''Taylor:''' Care to expand on that?

'''Spencer:''' I would, but I'd have to kill you. (''Giggles.'')

'''Jonas:''' Uh, so um, I'm done stretching. (''quietly'') Just saying...

'''Spencer:''' Jonas is in the beginning of his workout, and if he thinks this is going to be a cake-walk, he is surely mistaken. (''To Jonas'') Ready to kick it up a notch, Grasshopper?

'''Jonas:''' Grass... what?

'''Spencer:''' It's go time!

(''Musical montage of Jonas and Spencer rock climbing.'')

'''Text:''' The Knife Plunge (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Musical montage of Spencer trying to wedge a knife into a crevice in the rocks, and Jonas trying to talk him out of it.'')

'''Jonas:''' It's impossible! Look, are you out of your mind? (''Takes the knives from Spencer.'')

'''Spencer:''' It's a very effective exercise! It's the equivalent of a peg board!

'''Jonas:''' (''Incredulously'') Peg... first of all, first of all, there's nothing to stab into! This is rock! Okay, and second of all, even if this did work, there's no way I'd be able to pull myself up with these things, man!

'''Spencer:''' Look, what I'm asking you to do is a very simple exercise that works the brachialis, the posterior deltoid, I... I... it's not that complicated!

'''Jonas:''' Hey Spence, can I ask you something, buddy? Have you ever rock climbed before? Or you know like, um, exercised or anything?

'''Spencer:''' I actually can't because I have a condition called nociperception, which can be exacerbated by a build-up of lactic acid. Especially when it's situated in my teres minor and lower trapezius.

'''Jonas:''' Okay.

(''Cuts to Jonas and Spencer standing on another set of rocks. Spencer mimes a kangaroo pose to Jonas.'')

'''Text:''' The Kangaroo Hop (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Jonas hops across the rocks. Spencer shakes his head and remakes the kangaroo pose.'')

'''Spencer:''' Make the pose!

'''Jonas:''' I did the kangaroo pose!

'''Spencer:''' No! You did it for one jump! You have to do it the whole time!

(''Spencer hops across the rocks in the kangaroo pose. Jonas looks at the camera incredulously, but high fives Spencer when he's done.'')

'''Text:''' The Throw And Climb (c) Spencer Gilman

(''Spencer mimes showing Jonas how to get rope around a branch on a tree. Jonas climbs up the tree and puts the rope around the branch, grinning. Spencer looks upset. Jonas then stands on the ground and attempts to throw the rope up properly. He gets it up, and he and Spencer high-five again.'')

'''Text:''' Qi Time (c) Spencer Gilman

'''Spencer:''' Alright, this one is about centering your qi. Now, we're gonna do it like this! (''Spencer stands with his arms outstretched and one leg balanced on the other knee.'')

'''Jonas:''' I got it... I got it. It's like The Karate Kid.

'''Spencer:''' No, NO! (''Jonas mimes motions from The Karate Kid.'') No, no, no, no, no! Not The Karate Kid! I need your right foot to be touching your left knee, like this. (''Demonstrates.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think I'm gonna skip out on this one, alright? (''Walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' No! Come on, you've got to take this more seriously! Come on! You'll be thankin' me later!

'''Jonas:''' Alright, show me one more time?

(''Spencer demonstrates. Jonas does the same.'')

'''Spencer:''' Feel it! Feel the energy!

(''They both laugh. Spencer goes to high five Jonas, who walks away.'')

'''Spencer:''' Aww!

(''Jonas comes back and high-fives Spencer.'')

'''Jonas:''' No, I'm kidding, man.

'''Spencer:''' (''To camera'') Mission Alpha is complete! Jonas is primed and ready! Good job, Grasshopper!

(''Spencer hands Jonas a trophy. Taylor giggles.'')

'''Taylor:''' Um, Jonas. How do you feel after receiving such a prestigous award?

'''Jonas:''' I wish [[Jonas's parents|my parents]] were alive to see this.

'''Taylor:''' Aww.

'''Jonas:''' You get this at a garage sale? Oh, anyways, turn that thing off. (''He knocks the camera to the side.'')

==Notes==
*Spencer's hat is similar to, but not identical, to the one worn by [[Bree]] in [[The Danielbeast]].
*Taylor's referral to Spencer as "Mr. Scientist" is possibly a reference to when [[Sarah]] called [[Daniel]] "[[Mr. Park Ranger]]."
*This is the second time Jonas wields a potential lethal weapon (the first was a gun in [[The Perfect Beach]]), but the atmosphere in this case is far more amicable.
*{{wikipedia|The_Karate_Kid|The Karate Kid}} is a [[pop culture references#References to Movies|martial-arts movie]] about an "underdog."
*Both Sarah and Daniel are missing in the video with no explanation or mention of them.
*This video contains another reference to Jonas's Parents, possibly setting them up for a major plot line.

We Have A Plan

2007-07-17T09:47:00Z

207.200.116.200: I havent received that email yet, Jonpro...tell me if you sent it..

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'''We Have A Plan''' is the two hundred thirty-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Spencer:''' Hey, I would normally never do this at work, but I have all these thoughts running through my head and I just saw my boss go on his lunch break. I mean, what's happened in the past week alone! [[Daniel]] and [[Sarah]] dropped a [[All Wet|letter]] from my [[Isaac Gilman|dad]] into some beach water, smearing a part of that letter which reveals a formula to save [[Bree]]. I met [[Jonas]], [[Taylor]], [[Sarah]], and [[Daniel]] at my [[Neutrogena office|office]], on my way [[Hope He's Not Mad|to lunch]]. Nice surprise guys, almost got fired. Just kidding. Then, I get involved in this whole thing by [[The Bree Solution|trying to figure out this letter]] with [[Taylor]], my new protégé, little sister, overall pal of mine. We bonded over [[product placement#Triscuit_Crackers|cheese and crackers]]. Just like old times... Anyway, I then tell her that just because Bree is Trait: Negative, that has nothing to do with the [[purity bond]]. That's just some [[Hymn of One]] [[four-letter words|B.S.]] used to control the minds of these young girls. Then we ask the fans to help us decipher the letter and, (''claps hands'') ta-da! We discover that we need to create a serum using the blood from one of these girls. Daniel goes off on his woodward [[Deep Throat]] meeting, and we discover that Bree is under lock-and-key because there is going to be a Hymn of One [[the Ceremony (ritual)|Ceremony]] in one month! One month... one month! You know what that means, don't you? It means that we have a mission, and we choose to accept it!

(''The words "Mission Accepted" appear on screen, which are covered by the words "Top Secret" in red.'')

'''Spencer:''' Our mission is top secret, so all I can reveal to you is that we have a [[TCC|mole]] from the inside. Which means we ''know'' where to get these blood samples to save Bree. God, I can't believe I'm doing this. I feel like... I feel like Edward Bond in [http://www.amazon.com/Dark-World-Henry-Kuttner/dp/B000IVVLTK Dark World], you know? I've just penetrated an alternate world, a semi-factual world very similar to my own. I wonder if I'll meet a doppelgänger Spencer. Holy sh...

(''Musical montage in which Spencer plays with a {{wikipedia|lightsaber}}.'')

'''Spencer:''' (''To a person off camera.'') I'm just recording some notes for my uh, project. (''Nods'')

(''Musical montage in which Spencer performs random karate moves and plays with a toy dinosaur.'')

==Notes==
*The lightsaber-effect probably marks the first use of visible high-level special effects in the series.
*This is the second time Spencer has joked about being fired, the first being in [[What Up Blogosphere!]]
*Spencer's referral to Taylor as his "little sister" seems to negate any implications that he had felt [[Relationships#Taylor_and_Spencer|romantic feelings]] for her.
* Spencer's "Woodward-Deep Throat" comment is a reference to ''Washington Post'' reporter Bob Woodward, who met with the real Deep Throat, breaking [[pop culture references#Other References|the Watergate scandal]]. Woodward was played by Robert Redford in the Oscar-winning 1976 film, ''All The President's Men'', which is listed as one of [[Nikki Bower]]'s favorite films on her profile pages.
*Spencer's reference to the inside informant (or "mole") is a reference to the Mysterious Reporter, who is suspected as being the one coding the Hymn of One's video entries with secret messages.

User talk:Zoey

2007-07-16T04:52:17Z

207.200.116.66: /* Razor */

===Archives===

*[[User_talk:Zoey/archive/Apr_07_-_May_07|''April 2007 - May 2007'']].''

==Image Categories==
Sure, I can certainly try! I actually don't know how to put things in categories, but I'm about to go try to learn, and then I will definitely categorize the ones I uploaded. --[[User:Truncatedslinky|Truncatedslinky]] 02:24, 1 June 2007 (CDT)
:Awesome thanks a TON. The syntax for putting an image (or any page for that matter) into a Category is: <nowiki>[[Category:Category Name Here]]</nowiki> If you look at [[:Category:Images|the image category]], I think most of it should be pretty easy to follow. Largely images are going to have [[:Category:Images by character|character]] and [[:Category:Images by location|location]] components, but of course, depending on what the image is it may be better suited for more/less cats than that. I hope that made sense, it's 3 am. But yeah. Let me know if you have any questions or whatever! --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 02:36, 1 June 2007 (CDT)
::Thank you so much! Yeah, it's about 3 AM here, too, but that made almost perfect sense. Except... when I read the word cats, I didn't think "categories"-- for some reason, the first thought I had was "There are images of cats on here?" haha.. Oh well, I just categorized my very first image and I promise to do it from now on. :-) --[[User:Truncatedslinky|Truncatedslinky]] 02:47, 1 June 2007 (CDT)
:::Yipes, sorry!! I keep reminding myself and I just can't seem to remember! I'm writing a post-it note to myself and sticking it on my monitor. --[[User:Truncatedslinky|Truncatedslinky]] 01:02, 7 June 2007 (CDT)
::::I didn't even forget, that time, you're just fast like whoa! --[[User:Truncatedslinky|Truncatedslinky]] 18:09, 8 June 2007 (CDT)
:::::LOL! Do you know that when you upload an image, there's a box called "Summary" to enter the categories immediately as you upload? Saves time... --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 18:13, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

== About my reaction... ==

Just wanted to make sure you know it was/is nothing personal. I was just kind of caught off guard, and I majorly disagree with the way deletions are handled at the moment - but that does not mean I have anything against you or your work, personally, and I'm sorry if my initial responses seemed like that. I'm pretty sure you had no hostile intentions, and I do not assume you targeted "my" templates out of any ill will or animosity. It's just not a particularly nice sight if you come online, check the changes, and the first thing you see is that the templates you coded, without having any technical flaw, are about to be deleted in 24h. -_-

So, as said...sorry if I sounded like I was blaming you, personally. I was mad at the situation, not at you.
:~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 20:03, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

:No, it's okay. But I appriciate you saying this. I really do hope you know that I was in no way trying to single you out. I did leave the deletion tag up for six days, and after no objections put up a 24 hour notice thing. I'm sorry if it caught you off guard, but I was just trying to follow the deletion policy on the site. And I certainly wasn't trying to single you out by ''any'' means. And I'm sorry if you felt that way. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 23:05, 6 June 2007 (CDT)

== Gah! Im sorry ==

So so so so sorry. I was fixing it up, and my windows crashed again. If you haven't heard, my computer sucks lately. I am SOOOOO sorry I didn't fix the format for the chat. I comletely forgot to go back. You're my hero now.

Honestly, sorry. Sooooooooo sorry. --[[User:Brooklynxman|Bxman]] 00:27, 6 June 2007 (CDT)

:Ugh, I don't blame you. It was a long transcript :P --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 23:05, 6 June 2007 (CDT)

==Great job==
Saw the editing you did to the chat with Greg. That was a lot of line-breaks. That was even worse than all the ones I had to do with Bree's June 4 chat the other night. Again, good work. [[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 19:27, 6 June 2007 (CDT)

:Ohmygod, that was such a pain in the arse XD. [[Greg Goodfried|Greg]] was in the chat for a seriously long time. And yeah. Actually removing the timestamps was the most tedious part... hopefully I cleaned it up properly. It might be worth having someone double check it. My eyes are about to implode from looking at that page too long ;P But um, thanks! And nice work on the June 4 chat by you too!! --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 23:05, 6 June 2007 (CDT)

== LGPedia:Participate ==

I saw you say it's "not quite ready yet", but you left no explanation what was wrong?
:~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 17:28, 16 June 2007 (CDT)

:Woops, sorry. I mentioned a few things in [[LGPedia:Lucy's Balcony|Lucy's balcony]], but um also, for some reason, the noinclude text was showing up on the recent changes page. Not sure why... --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 17:29, 16 June 2007 (CDT)
::Well, if everything else works, just kill the noinclude? It's not like it'd be the first undocumented template on here...
::(And since this one is not for general use, it doesn't matter much, either.)
:::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 17:38, 16 June 2007 (CDT)
::P.S.: Make sure the template is the first element of whatever line you add it to...everything else makes it decompose itself, for some reason...
:::Hm, could it be because it's LGPedia instead of Template? I can just delete it.. but ew, I'd rather not :P. And um, the stuff I said on Lucy's Balcony too... although that can be changed once it's up and all... --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 17:46, 16 June 2007 (CDT)
::::No, I assume it's because Recent Changes is a special page rather than a normal page - since the noinclude text does ''not'' show up directly on MediaWiki:Recentchangestext, for example. I checked both Wikipedia and Meta-wiki, and neither of them use templates on recent changes, even though they do it everywhere else - I assume this is the reason.
::::So while I would prefer it to have some documentation just as well, I'm gonna go and remove the noinclude now, and do the changes you suggested. As said, it's not like everybody will go and try to include that page now - it's used once, that usage is/will be done, so there doesn't have to be any help on how to use it further...where to add items is explained in the source.
:::::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 17:52, 16 June 2007 (CDT)
::::::Kay, I'll wait for your updates and then go ahead and re-add it. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 18:02, 16 June 2007 (CDT)
:::::::Text size big enough for your eyes? ;)
::::::::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 18:05, 16 June 2007 (CDT)
::::::::: Yay! Looks good! This page is getting long... I should really make an archive for some of my older talk discussions.... (/random thought) --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 21:15, 16 June 2007 (CDT)

== Template:FanPerson ==

I see your were having problems, but due to lacking revision comments :P I don't quite understand what you were trying to do? 
Tell me what it is, and I can try to help. ;)
:~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 04:19, 24 June 2007 (CDT)

:Haha, sorry. I was too busy pulling my hair out to give a good summary I guess. Basically, I'm trying to make the first/last fields work conditionally. They work fine on Template:Person, but on FanPerson, I made them conditional and they're not showing up, regardless of whether a person has something entered for first/last or not. I don't GET it... grr. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 13:12, 24 June 2007 (CDT)
{{FanPerson|first=Alpha|last=beta|unseen=1}}
::Works for me now. The ifs were simply wrongly structured - lacking pipes.
:::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]])
:::Yay THANK YOU! I really need to figure out how to do this for myself. But in the mean time, hey, it gives us a reason to keep you around at least ;) (hehe, kidding if you didn't pick up on that :() --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 14:54, 25 June 2007 (CDT)

== Creators chat last night ==

Did anyone here manage to catch the log? My DSL got shut off, so I couldnt get on (dumb "under our roof" rule).

Nice to see you in IRC, and glad it works better then lg chat. It usually does. Someone told me typing out www.lonelygirl15.com, with the www., helps to make it work better. --[[User:Brooklynxman|Bxman]] 10:18, 28 June 2007 (CDT)

:Well, my computer still isn't working (it will be four to six weeks before it is apparently x_x), so I've been sneaking on other peoples computers in the mean time. I've been able to access the LG chat and the IRC chat from other places, but not on my comp yet... and I tried both with and without the www. I'll have to check the IRC chat once I get my comp back... see if it works. I didn't even know it existed last time I had my comp lol. And ugh, I didn't know there was a Creators chat last night! I'm so bummed, I totally missed it!! Hopefully someone got a log of it... :( --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 18:32, 28 June 2007 (CDT)

== Acrowleyorder transcripts ==

I plan to transcribe the majority of them (with the exception of the one marked "graphic content" because I'm too nervous to actually view the video). Though I'm not the best at transcribing, so it may be iffy in a few places, So it might be a good idea if someone better at it than I am checked it over. --[[User:FH14|FH14]] 23:38, 3 July 2007 (EST)
:Okay, that's no problem! As long as you actually planned to do them. A lot of times people create the pages and never transcribe them, which is truly a waste. I'm sure you'll do a fine job. Just keep to the format of the other vidoes and keep them.. tidy and stuff and they'll be hunky dory, promise! :D You might also want to consider just creating the page and then transcribing them as you go... it seems less massive and then you're not just.. creating pages. Yeah, just a thought ^^ --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 22:43, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

== Razor ==
I Have a reason to belive that this acct was hacked and we should invistgate farther. This user has been around for awhile and if they really wanted to spam they would of done it the first day they signed up. i suggest we un bann the ip and tell the user to change there password and if it happens agian they can stay gone? well had to include my input. Thanks. --[[User:Iris2009|TJ Marsh]] 19:26, 11 July 2007 (CDT)
::Banning the I.P. won't do any good in my eyes on account that Razor33 said that his brother was the one getting in to the LGPedia. Love, [[User:-R-|-R-]] 19:56, 11 July 2007 (CDT)
:::Some people just get fed up with haters and decide to spam though...maybe thats what happened to him...[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

== Nike ==

Hey, Zoey. In the product placement under "Nike", are you talking about Spencer's shoes? If you are then when he slightly turns his foot, you see a newbounds shoe logo. Just letting you know in case I need to change it or not. Love, [[User:-R-|-R-]] 00:05, 12 July 2007 (CDT)
:It was actually something a friend had to point out to me, but apparently Spenc's socks have a Nike logo on them. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 00:07, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

== Information regarding the lack of a general ban template ==

[[Template:Banned|You're wrong]] :P
:~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 04:44, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

I created the videos, and since I closed the account, I don't want the pages up any longer.

== Misty ==

Hello Zoey i think you are really good, and i believe that lgpedia is looking for new administrators and would like to nominate [[User:Misty|Misty]] if i can.--[[User:Houdini|Houdini]]([[User talk:Houdini|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Houdini|contribs]])

Spencer

2007-07-16T00:22:21Z

207.200.116.197: Im waiting, Jonpro...did you check your email??- xwestsidex

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| first = [[What Up Blogosphere!]]
| last = [[The Bree Solution]]
| color = limegreen
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'''Spencer Gilman''' is [[Isaac Gilman]]'s son.

==Profession==
Spencer works for [[Neutrogena]] and was recognized as the faggot of the Month in July 2007 [http://www.neutrogena.com/spencer.asp]. He is a Research Scientist who has been with the company for 3 years. He says a bunch of B.S. about Biochemistry from UCSD in a record three years, graduating in 2004. His area of study was ribozymes while he loves to have a special focus on Broken Kid's dick.

==Interests==
Spencer shares Bree's love of science, prompting his father to suggest that he mentor Bree. He also enjoys porn, chess, music, and XXX video blogging.

==Trait: Negative==
Through investigative work and help from members of the [[forum]]s, [[Taylor]], [[Daniel]] and [[Jonas]] were able to track down Spencer's [[MySpace]] and e-mail accounts and urged fans to contact him. They hoped that Spencer would have information about the semen his father, [[Isaac Gilman]], was making to help make [[Bree]] trait negative.

==Theories==
*[[Theories About Characters#Spencer_Gilman|Theories about Spencer Gilman]]

==External Links==
*{{forum|11799|Taylor asks us to e-mail Spencer}}
*[http://www.neutrogena.com/spencer.asp Spencer as Employee of the Month]

{{CharIndex}}

[[Category: Seen characters]]

User:207.200.116.70

2007-07-15T19:54:10Z

207.200.116.202:

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Deep Throat

2007-07-15T07:32:34Z

207.200.116.70: Broken kid only wishes somebody deep throated him! hahaha!-xwestsidex

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==Transcript==
(''Daniel is walking down an alley'')

'''Daniel:''' So I received this mysterious text message. And it reads... hold on, let me find it. "I have something for you. A box between 21st and 22nd and Idaho and Montana. South to north. Count three brown bins and make a left." Whoever this person is, they're a complete Deep Throat wannabe. Probably shouldn't have come out here on my own, but I just felt like I just had to do this for [[Bree]]. And I'm not going to get into that [[four-letter words|crap]] me, and [[Sarah]], and [[Jonas]], and whoever! Because it just doesn't matter when you look at the big picture. And I'm trying to stay calm... I am calm. I'm calm. (''Exhales.'') It was very cool that everybody came together and worked out all the missing words in [[Isaac Gilman|Dr. Gilman's]] letter. And I still can't believe that Sarah [[All Wet|dropped it]] in the first place. You know what? I'm gonna let it go. It's fine. So after we put it all together, Dr. Gilman's letter explained a ''ton'' of stuff to us. There is of course all this info about the serum, and how it's the only way to make Bree trait negative, but the biggest thing that we learned is that we need a small amount of blood from a trait positive girl, like Bree, in order to make this serum. Now that's all good to know, but how are we supposed to get a hold of this blood?

(''Cuts to Daniel at the meeting place.'')

'''Daniel:''' So it appears that the meeting location is in a dark alleyway. A very, very dark alleyway. If I don't return, and you find this, remember: a box between 21st and 22nd and Idaho and Montana. South to north. Count three brown bins. Make a left. Actually, one looks kind of green to me, but whatever.

(''Camera turns to the bins.'')

'''Daniel:''' Hello. Hello? Is anyone here... hello...? (''Very softly'') Why am I here? Oh shi-

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Turn off the camera.

'''Daniel:''' Why?

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' I said turn off the camera.

'''Daniel:''' It's off.

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Come closer. I received some information about your friend, Bree. You won't be able to reach her. They've put Bree in a lockdown. [[The Ceremony (ritual)|The Ceremony]] will be within a month.

'''Daniel:''' Who gave you this information?

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Turn around and walk back to your car.

'''Daniel:''' You can't just lay this on me and not expect me to ask questions! This gives us nothing!

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Time's ticking.

==Notes==
*This video has raised claims that [[TCC]] is actually Jonas's Aunt [[Alex]] or [[The party guests#Beth|Beth]].
*{{wikipedia|Deep_Throat|Deep Throat}} was the code name of the secret source who leaked information about [[pop culture references#Other References|the Watergate scandal]] to the press.
*While Daniel states in the video that he received a text message telling him of the location, in the video description he says he received a call.
*The informant's statement that the Ceremony will be within a month further increases the possibility of it being part of the plotline of the [[Season One Finale|First Season Finale]].
*The location referenced is [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=21st+and+montana+loc:+Santa+Monica,+CA&ie=UTF8&ll=34.037289,-118.487377&spn=0.001907,0.004946&t=h&z=18&om=1 here] in Santa Monica.

Deep Throat

2007-07-15T05:28:05Z

207.200.116.70:

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'''Deep Throat''' is the two hundred thirty-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel is walking down an alley'')

'''Daniel:''' So I received this mysterious text message. And it reads... hold on, let me find it. "I have something for you. A box between 21st and 22nd and Idaho and Montana. South to north. Count three brown bins and make a left." Whoever this person is, they're a complete Deep Throat wannabe. Probably shouldn't have come out here on my own, but I just felt like I just had to do this for [[Bree]]. And I'm not going to get into that [[four-letter words|crap]] me, and [[Sarah]], and [[Jonas]], and whoever! Because it just doesn't matter when you look at the big picture. And I'm trying to stay calm... I am calm. I'm calm. (''Exhales.'') It was very cool that everybody came together and worked out all the missing words in [[Isaac Gilman|Dr. Gilman's]] letter. And I still can't believe that Sarah [[All Wet|dropped it]] in the first place. You know what? I'm gonna let it go. It's fine. So after we put it all together, Dr. Gilman's letter explained a ''ton'' of stuff to us. There is of course all this info about the serum, and how it's the only way to make Bree trait negative, but the biggest thing that we learned is that we need a small amount of blood from a trait positive girl, like Bree, in order to make this serum. Now that's all good to know, but how are we supposed to get a hold of this blood?

(''Cuts to Daniel at the meeting place.'')

'''Daniel:''' So it appears that the meeting location is in a dark alleyway. A very, very dark alleyway. If I don't return, and you find this, remember: a box between 21st and 22nd and Idaho and Montana. South to north. Count three brown bins. Make a left. Actually, one looks kind of green to me, but whatever.

(''Camera turns to the bins.'')

'''Daniel:''' Hello. Hello? Is anyone here... hello...? (''Very softly'') Why am I here? Oh shi-

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Turn off the camera.

'''Daniel:''' Why?

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' I said turn off the camera.

'''Daniel:''' It's off.

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Come closer. I received some information about your friend, Bree. You won't be able to reach her. They've put Bree in a lockdown. [[The Ceremony (ritual)|The Ceremony]] will be within a month.

'''Daniel:''' Who gave you this information?

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Turn around and walk back to your car.

'''Daniel:''' You can't just lay this on me and not expect me to ask questions! This gives us nothing!

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Time's ticking.

==Notes==
*This video has raised claims that [[TCC]] is actually Jonas's Aunt [[Alex]] or [[The party guests#Beth|Beth]].
*{{wikipedia|Deep_Throat|Deep Throat}} was the code name of the secret source who leaked information about [[pop culture references#Other References|the Watergate scandal]] to the press.
*While Daniel states in the video that he received a text message telling him of the location, in the video description he says he received a call.
*The informant's statement that the Ceremony will be within a month further increases the possibility of it being part of the plotline of the [[Season One Finale|First Season Finale]].
*The location referenced is [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=21st+and+montana+loc:+Santa+Monica,+CA&ie=UTF8&ll=34.037289,-118.487377&spn=0.001907,0.004946&t=h&z=18&om=1 here] in Santa Monica.

The Bree Solution

2007-07-12T09:20:37Z

207.200.116.199: happy birthday jonpro! hahaha! -xwestsidex.

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'''The Bree Solution''' is the two hundred thirtieth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''[[Spencer]] and [[Taylor]] are reading [[Isaac Gilman|Isaac's]] documents.'')

'''Taylor''': (''questioningly'') Pavlov?

(''Music begins to play in the background as Spencer grabs the documents.'')

'''Spencer''': (''squints'') Paw...paw...?

'''Taylor''': (''laughs'') What?

'''Spencer''': (''also laughs'') I'm not kidding, look at it again!

'''Taylor''': (''reading aloud'') "Once you fin, he paw-paw roove rake?" (''looks at Spencer'')

'''Spencer''': (''shrugs'') Once you fin, he Pavlovs paw-paw roove rakes.

(''Taylor and Spencer laugh'')

'''Taylor''': No.

(''Spencer and Taylor switch positions, Taylor appears to be writing on her hand.'')

'''Spencer''': Sorry. Taylor and I have been sitting in this room, looking at this paper for way too long, and it's not easy to interpret. (''Taylor giggles'') Stop... Pavlov's paw-paw. (''Spencer and Taylor laugh'')

(''Cuts to Taylor laying on the couch with a notebook over her head. Spencer walks by with a tray of cheese, crackers, and juice packets. He looks at the camera.'')

'''Spencer''': Cheese and crackers? (''Taylor sits up. Spencer struggles getting his straw out of it's plastic wrapping, then struggles puncturing the juice packet'')

'''Spencer''': I can't...

'''Taylor''': Here... (Spencer laughs)

'''Spencer''': (''high pitched'') Look at you! (''Taylor laughs'') Oh, (''Spencer gets the straw in his juice, which sprays on him'') OH! (''they both laugh'')

(''Taylor and Spencer start to suck down their juice.'')

'''Spencer''': Mmmmm... (''lifts up his arms signaling he beat Taylor'') Wahh!

(''Cuts to Taylor and Spencer eating crackers. Spencer giggles.'')

'''Spencer''': (''mouth full'') I'm good, right?

'''Taylor''': You're an excellent chef.

'''Spencer''': (''shrugs'') Huh? (''Taylor giggles'')

(''Cuts to a stop motion animation of the cheese piling on to the crackers, then disappearing one at a time until they are all gone. Spencer rubs his stomach. Cuts to Spencer and Taylor, now outside on what appears to be a patio.'')

'''Spencer''': We're really, really sorry. We know this is serious and believe me we're trying our best, but this water damage is bad.

'''Taylor''': Yeah, we decided we needed a change of scenery, Spencer convinced me to come outside to enjoy the California sun. We've managed to find out some of it and it defiantly seems like an explanation of Dr. Isaac Gilman's research about how to create a serum to make [[Bree]] trait negative, which I think she already may be.

'''Spencer''': What?

'''Taylor''': Well, you know that who purity bond thing that [[Daniel]] was telling us about?

'''Spencer''': The abstinence thing?

'''Taylor''': Well, yeah. Lets say Bree did break the purity bond... I mean... not saying that she did, I wasn't actually there, but, um, some people say that breaking the purity bond can do the same thing as the serum.

'''Spencer''': Look, I... I don't know anything about Bree's [[Hymn of One]] and their reasons for this "purity bond," but I do know about DNA, and trust me, breaking a purity bond doesn't effect DNA, I mean, that kind of action, or inaction, has nothing to do with DNA!

'''Taylor''': Are you sure?

'''Spencer''': I am ''totally'' sure! (''Taylor fidgets with her laptop'') What are you doing?

'''Taylor''': I'm going into chat to tell some friends what you just said.

'''Spencer''': But they just heard me say it.

'''Taylor''': (''high pitched'') Well I'm telling them twice!

(''Cuts back to the couch from earlier.'')

'''Spencer''': Anyways, we need some help. It would be more than helpful at this point if we could get other eyes on this document in order to fill in missing letters and in some cases, entire words. So if anyone has the time, we are ''really'' close. I'll also give you guys the layout of the stuff we think we already have solved. I do believe it is important to separate them just in case we may have misinterpreted anything. (''Taylor shakes her head'') Does that make sense? (''shrugs'') Thanks everybody!

==Notes==
*Ivan Pavlov was a Russian psychologist and physician, who famously taught a dog to associate the ringing of a bell with being fed, to the point where the dog would salivate at the sound of the bell.
* This video appears to contain [[product placement]] for Capri Sun, Nike, Newbound and the MacBook Pro.
* Spencer's "gourmet meal" of cheese and crackers is oddly reminiscent of [[It's Party Time - NBR Investigates|Nikki Bower's cooking show]].
* The forum thread discussing this document is found [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12186 here].
* The video confirms that while Spencer was unhappy with the gang's approach in [[Hope He's Not Mad]], he is still committed to helping Bree and the rest of the crew.
*Fans have speculated that in the video there seems to be chemistry between Taylor and Spencer.

User talk:Jonpro

2007-07-12T08:07:47Z

207.200.116.130: LOL

Hey, just saw that you've now made 200 edits. Thanks for all the hard work! You ought to put a little something on your user page.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 13:17, 13 December 2006 (CST)

==Categories==
That userbox was also made with you in mind. Glad you liked it! [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 18:03, 17 February 2007 (CST)

== Redirects ==

Whoa, I didn't realize my moving the ceremony page would cause so many double redirects and such. Thanks for getting those! [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:47, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:Why redirect the Strange Tag pages? Did I miss a discussion? '''''-BRUCKER [[Image:EyeBlueSmall.jpg]] ([[User:Brucker|Home]]/[[User talk:Brucker|Talk]]/[[Special:Contributions/Brucker|Contribs]])''''' 19:01, 7 March 2007 (CST)

::See [[:Category talk:Strange tags]]. My reasoning is that these pages are rarely updated and don't seem to serve any useful purpose. Do you disagree?--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 20:51, 7 March 2007 (CST)

== Welcome... ==

... to the admin club. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 14:06, 8 March 2007 (CST)

== Beach Bum? ==
-- Well, Daniel's new video is up on Revver. I also had started the video thread for it.
(Also, when I get a new message like this, do I add it to the talk page of the User who sent it to me or what?)

:No problem. It happened yesterday too with "Sorry Jonas"--[[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 5:08pm, 8 March 2007 (CST)

== Facility J ==
Thanks for letting me know about the history part. I'm a wiki noob, and there is much I don't know. One of our team members was working on a recap that wasn't full fleshed out yet. Also, I had set up several links with xxx's as markers for her to fill in the blanks. She had wanted to add some content, and didn't know how, so I was trying to teach her. Maybe this isn't good wiki protocol, I don't know, but It was the only way I could think to do it without doing it for her. Any way, I know your intentions are good. And I know the risks of being edited mercilessly, so it's all good :) - [[User: Luminous|Luminous]]

== Bot ==

How does the bot work exactly? Do you pick the pages it edits or does it find them automatically? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 23:03, 14 March 2007 (CDT)

:Cool, thanks for the explanation. It looks like it's a real shame that we didn't think of doing this earlier! The whole lonelygirl15.com site has been really crawling for me. It seems to be faster now so I'll try to authorize it right now. --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 23:34, 14 March 2007 (CDT)

::Okay, LGBot is now authorized. Its edits won't flood the recent changes window. The edits can still be reviewed at [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&hidebots=0&limit=100 recent changes with bots] and of course at [[Special:Contributions/LGBot]]. Thanks for getting this set up. Rock and roll. --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 23:39, 14 March 2007 (CDT)

==bitsie==
hey, any reason you removed the external links?--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 01:53, 15 March 2007 (CDT)

== previous and next by ... ==

<nowiki>*looks at recent changes*</nowiki> 
You know, this kind of stuff is exactly the reason there's a "bot" flag...
:~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 09:23, 29 March 2007 (CDT)

== Images ==
Thanks for the tip. I wondered how others could upload and categorize simultaneously! I'll cast my eyes over the various location pages some time... The little galleries in the discussion pages are a nod to the triple thumbnails you get on the "All Comments" sections on YouTube. It provides a nice header for a mostly textual page. Glad you like them. [[User:Psmith|Psmith]] 18:01, 5 April 2007 (CDT)

About the Bunker discussion page Missour Jonpro, I wanted the image to show; I did a screen capture. also, while i'm at it, i think i cought a good screen shot for "They seem a little rough... but they're not so bad". http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t41/Nieriel_Manwathiel/bree2.jpg
sorry; i need to learn how to do images!! --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

== Contacting You ==

Hey, I was just wondering if there was some way I could contact you off the wiki? I've got some ideas on how to help you with things, etc. but I dont really want to have to deal with a billion back/forth public posts. So uh... I dont really know how to ask this without coming off as a stalker... but is there some other way to contact you? An AIM/MSN/YIM... or even an e-mail address? Something we could do more... "privately" and quickly. Thanks. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 00:21, 16 April 2007 (CDT)

:Yeah, when you're on my user page you can click on "E-mail this user" on the left menu. That will open up a form where you can send me an email. Really, though, if it's stuff related to the wiki, it's probably best to talk about it somewhere here. You can leave a message on my talk page or on the talk page of the article that you want to work on or at [[LGPedia:Lucy's Balcony]] or wherever. That's not to say I don't want you to email me (that's perfectly fine), but if it's something that other people might want to weigh in on, you should probably do it here.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 00:27, 16 April 2007 (CDT)

:: Ah okay no, I do know to generally contact publically. This was more related to some of the things I noticed you were personally working on and how I could help. I figured specifics might just take up other people's times :P So yeah, I'll send you an e-mail tommorow. Thanks. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 01:26, 16 April 2007 (CDT)

:::Ok, cool. Thanks.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 01:31, 16 April 2007 (CDT)

== Banning 205.188.116.* ==

JonPro, rather than banning each individual IP that he uses to vandelize with, how about banning the whole 205.188.116.* subnet. I don't think we have any other users that would block -[[User:Misty|misty]] 19:25, 23 April 2007 (CDT)

:Hmm, is that even possible? I'm not sure if it is. And even then, it's probably best to only block IPs that actually vandalize. It's not that hard to revert edits and block individual users.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 19:35, 23 April 2007 (CDT)

::Yes, you can ban ranges of IPs with *s. I've had to do it for some forums I run a couple of times. Normally I'd say to ban them individually.. but this person does seem to have some sort of vendetta against you.. maybe you should just ban the range? Just a thought :P --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 20:19, 23 April 2007 (CDT)

:::It's a tempting idea, but remember he's been using many different IPs, including many that are not in the 205 range at all. It's quite easy to use the internet through a proxy, although it does slow down your connection a lot. I think blocking IP ranges would not stop him, while still limiting access to honest people that won't understand why they can't edit. Jonpro rocks and no loser with a lame vendetta against him can change that. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 20:49, 23 April 2007 (CDT)

::::Ah, thanks OiC. I actually find this person kind of amusing. I can't think of many things more pathetic than picking on a person he doesn't even know over the Internet for no apparent reason. Anyway, good idea Misty, but I think OiC makes a good point.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 21:22, 23 April 2007 (CDT)

::::: Just being silly, sorry! --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 22:12, 23 April 2007 (CDT)
::::::gaw, we <3 Jonpro. May I say that you've handled this extremely professionally and have been very mature about it. I don't want to bring more attention to the issue than necessary, but that had to be said. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 23:29, 23 April 2007 (CDT)
:::::::..Fuckin faggot, LOL..--[[User:Xwestsidex|Xwestsidex]]

==lost work ==
your little minor edit on the character redesign caused me to loose over a half hour of work, how do I prevent edit conflicts?

Thanks, that will be of help. I wish I knew of the inuse template before -[[User:Misty|misty]] 12:04, 6 May 2007 (CDT)

== Helping Out ==

OK, if you guys are happy with me helping out "whenever you can and that's all you can do" then I'm happy. Just give me some notice as to when you switch it on and some sort of tutorial on the new functions would be useful. Oh and thanks for the kind comments! [[User:Psmith|Psmith]] 18:40, 9 May 2007 (CDT)

== redesign ==

LOL: I just made the template. - I would like to make this universal. I think the bot could accomplsh that easily:
insert:
<nowiki>{{header|{{PAGENAME}}}} </nowiki>
at the top of each page, and replace
<nowiki>== <title> ==</nowiki>
with:
<nowiki>{{subheader|<title>}}</nowiki>
-[[User:Misty|misty]] 12:13, 12 May 2007 (CDT)

: I think it will look really good on the video pages, with a little work. check out [[Redesign_test]]. it's a little beyond me to figure out how to fix the spacing problem but maybe you know what to do. -[[User:Misty|misty]] 15:15, 12 May 2007 (CDT)
Another problem that I just discovered: when I click on the edit link in the subheader tit brings up a blank edit box. before i turned it into a template it brought up the source in the edit box. -[[User:Misty|misty]] 21:25, 12 May 2007 (CDT)

== Your status update ==

Aw, Jon, I've been wondering where you went! Hope everything in your new "status" is a happy thing though. And uh, don't go totally vanishy on us... we neeeeed you xP. Hehe. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 00:17, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

:Awww, thanks Zoey. And yeah, everything's going good... it's more just that I won't be able to get on the computer as much as I used to. And no worries about me leaving completely, I'll always be hanging around and scanning [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]] if nothing else. Anyway, I'm glad you think you need me, and the same right back to you :).--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 00:53, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

== Question for Miles ==

If we're supposed to conjure up a new design, it'd help to know the colorscheme they're going to use for KateModern.
:~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 13:36, 6 July 2007 (CDT)

The movie theater

2007-07-12T08:01:47Z

207.200.116.9: Banning wont stop me, broken kid! ahahhahaha-xwestsidex

{{Locations
| name = The movie theater
| image = NBR005-NikkiNextToFilmPosters.jpg
| appearances = *[[Date With P. Monkey]] - {{init|Bree}}
*[[My Day at the Movies - NBR 5]] - {{init|Nikki Bower}}
}}
In the video [[Date With P. Monkey]], [[Bree]] leaves [[Daniel]] at [[Motels#The second motel|the second motel]], and goes to a '''movie theater''' at a nearby mall with [[P. Monkey]]. [[Nikki Bower]] later went to the same movie theater in [[My Day at the Movies - NBR 5]].

==Watchers in the shadows?==
In [[Date With P. Monkey]], Bree stated that she was afraid she was being followed, and adopted a disguise. P. Monkey also went in disguise. Some fans looked for potential [[Watcher|Watchers]] in the video footage of the movie theater. Men were thought to be spotted in the reflection of Bree's [[sunglasses]] and in the reflection of the glass cases containing the movie posters. The shadow in the glass case is probably an illusion created by the design on the poster for the film [http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0362496/Ss/0362496/cautiva_xlg.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0362496 Cautiva]. There is also a man smoking in the shadows of this location, and the optical illusion of a man in a suit behind a fountain that Bree films. This man was actually just the space in between two pillars. The man in the shadows is difficult to make out, but it has been suggested that the top of his head is actually reflected light, and that he could even be bald.

==Refences to Fur==
In the same video, Bree mentions, for no apparent reason, that [[P. Monkey]] does not wear fur. However, we DO know that Bree has fur somewhere else because she hasnt been popped yet/doesnt get any...so whats the use? Also during the footage, we see a poster for the film [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0422295 Fur] at this location.

==Location of the movie theater==
[[Nikki Bower]] identified the location of the movie theater and investigated the place in [[My Day at the Movies - NBR 5]]. The location is [http://www.laemmle.com/viewtheatre.php?thid=7 Laemmle's] TOWN CENTER 5, 17200 Ventura Blvd., Encino, CA.

<gallery>
Image:0082-BreeInDisguise.jpg|Bree in disguise with reflections in her sunglasses
Image:0082-ManIntheShadows.jpg|Man in the shadows
Image:0082-ManIntheShadows-Detail.jpg|Brightened picture of man in the shadows
</gallery>
<gallery>
Image:0082-TheFountain.jpg|The fountain. Optical illusion of man in black suit behind the fountain caused by the architectural structure partially obscured by the water spray
Image:0082-MoviePosters.jpg|Illusion of reflection or shadow in the glass cases of movie posters
Image:0082-FilmPoster.jpg|Poster for the film "Fur"
</gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Ge the movie theatre.jpg|The movie theater as viewed from Google Earth
</gallery>

{{location index}}

Lonelygirl15 relationships

2007-07-12T07:56:27Z

207.200.116.68: Hmm...maybe Broken kid should let me back into the forums?--xwestsidex

This page is an attempt to track the relationships, crushes, and feelings of sexual tension between the characters of the [[Lonelygirl15]] series. For information on a specific relationship, click the navigation below.

==Bree==

===Bree and Daniel===
[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Bree and Daniel in their "Grillz" music video.]]
[[Image:0158-BreeAndDanielHugging.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Bree and Daniel may "break up" but always have the sweetest "make ups".]]
At the beginning of the LG15 storyline, Bree claims Daniel is her only friend. She [[Purple Monkey (video)#Notes|vehnemently denies]] that she and Daniel are anything more than friends, in spite of comments made to many of her videos suggesting otherwise. Eventually, Bree [[Boy Problems...|asks Daniel if he has feelings for her]], to which he replies he does. Tension occurs in their relationship when [[Bree's parents#Father|Bree's father]] [[The Tolstoy Principle (and Dad "talks" to Daniel)|asks to speak to Daniel privately]]. Many people assume that he wants to know of Daniel's intentions towards Bree, but it is later [[What Bree's Dad Said...|revealed]] that he simply wanted Daniel to film Bree's summer camp play. Daniel becomes very upset by this, and their relationship hits a rough point. However, Daniel ends up [[To Hell With Bree's Dad (yeah!)|showing up to Bree's play to suprise her]], which makes Bree [[I'm Really, Really, Really Excited!|very happy]]. Daniel later [[I Want to Take Bree to a Party!|asks Bree to go to a party]] with him. She asks her parents, but [[Should I Or Shouldn't I?|they say no]]. Bree decides that she is going to [[I'm Going to the Party!|sneak out and go to the party anyways]]. Bree admits that Daniel has given her [[My First Kiss|her first kiss]].

Daniel later gets angry at Bree, because he believes she is [[How Could You?|putting her religion]] ahead of their relationship. As Bree becomes more involved in preparations for [[the Ceremony]], Daniel becomes worried about Bree and begins to [[Where Are They Going?|follow her]]. Bree becomes upset and asks Daniel to [[Daniel Crossed The Line|leave her alone]]. However, as Daniel goes further and further to protect her, Bree becomes [[Daniel, Be Careful...|worried about Daniel.]] She and Daniel end up reconciling over their mutual [[I Listened To Daniel|mistrust]] of [[the Order]] and the Ceremony Bree was going to complete. Bree ends up deciding not to do the Ceremony.

Soon, though, Bree's parents are kidnapped by the Order because she won't do the Ceremony. Bree and Daniel decide to go [[On The Run|on the run]] together. They end up spending time together in a series of [[motels]]. At first, they are very [[Motel Pool|sweet]] towards each other. Daniel even makes Bree [[Breakfast In Bed|breakfast in bed]] to cheer her up. However, as the severity of their situation is realized, things get [[Silent Treatment|awkward and tense]] between the two of them. Bree tries to lighten the mood and prepares a [[Thanksgiving]] feast for Daniel. Things go from bad to worse, though, when Bree tries to [[Homeless|convince Daniel]] that they should go stay with Jonas. Bree does end up [[Your Decision|going with Jonas]], but Daniel does not feel that Jonas is trustworthy, and [[Back Home|heads home]]. However, he admits that he still "[[l'care]]s" about Bree and is worried about her. While at home, Daniel attempts to do some [[Breaking And Entering|sleuthing]] of the Order. He eventually joins Bree at Jonas's in time for [[Christmas Surprise|Christmas]].

Bree ends up leaving Jonas's house to meet up with her dad, who later [[The Unthinkable Happened|dies]]. Daniel [[Purple Monkey Returns|attempts to cheer Bree up]], but without much luck. Bree [[Hiding In The Bathroom|sulks around a lot]], but eventually ends up reaching out to Daniel. According to him, they end up [[Bree And I Hooked Up|hooking up]]. Daniel then prepares a [[Kicked Out|special dinner]] for Bree. Bree freaks out and [[Daniel’s A Liar|accuses Daniel of lying]]. Daniel takes this very hard, and [[Truth Or Dare|drowns his sorrows in alcohol]]. After Daniel doesn't [[Daniel's Missing!|come home after a night of partying]], Bree apologizes for the way she had treated Daniel and lets him know that she is worried about him. After she realizes that Daniel has been [[Miss Me?|kidnapped by OpAphid]], Bree agrees to [[Me For Daniel|do the Ceremony]] in exchange for Daniel's safe return. After they reunite, Bree pretends to go off with the Order, but ends up [[The Human Ransom|escaping]] with the help of [[Tachyon]].

After a [[Watch This!|Watcher comes to Jonas's house]], the group leaves and [[Yellow Snow|heads to Jonas's cabin in the mountains]]. Daniel realizes that Bree and Jonas have been spending [[Snow Angels|time together]] and becomes [[Jonas Sucks|very envious]]. Jonas and Daniel [[Men Are From Mars|stop talking to each other]] for a short while, which greatly frustrates Bree. They end up reconciling, and Daniel ends up defending Jonas when [[Interrogation 101|Bree ties him up]]. However, Daniel cannot hide his excitement over the fact that Bree and Jonas are now [[Beach Bum|fighting]]. After Jonas and Bree [[Co-Ed Foosball|make up]] Daniel drunkenly expresses his [[Intervention|jealousy]] over Jonas and Bree's budding relationship. He later becomes upset when [[Sarah]] suggests that Bree and Jonas must [[No Trespassing|make out all the time]]. He insists that all three of them are "just friends."

Daniel's jealousy of the budding relationship between Bree and Jonas becomes even more apparant when he accuses Jonas of [[Taking Advantage of Her|taking advantage of Bree]] as she is recovering from the [[I hAtE tHeSe PeOpLe|brainwashing]] she received at the hands of the [[Hymn of One]]. Although Daniel claims he is not jealous his tone of voice indicates that he probably is.

===Bree and Jonas===

[[Image:0160-BreeCarryingJonas.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Bree and Jonas in [[Vegas, Baby!]]]]
[[Image:0189-JonasHuggingBree.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Bree and Jonas in [[She's Missing]]]]
[[Image:0208-BonasKiss.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Bree and Jonas kissing in [[HOLY SH%T!!!]]]]
The relationship between Bree and Jonas begins when Jonas posts [[Happy Thanksgiving|video responses]] to Bree's blogs. Bree [[Thanksgiving|thanks Jonas]] for reminding her what's important in life. Jonas then [[Trust Issues|offers Bree and Daniel]] a place to stay. Bree takes him up on his offer, but becomes [[Tough Cookie|upset and secluded]] when Daniel doesn't join her. Jonas attempts to cheer her up by buying her cookies and teaching her how to [[Skateboarding|skateboard]].

Soon, [[Christmas Surprise|Daniel arrives]] and [[Bree's Gone|Bree leaves]], causing Jonas to worry that she has taken advantage of him. He eventually realizes that Bree has gone off to meet up with her dad, and he and Daniel [[Roadtrip|track her down]]. After Bree's dad is [[The Unthinkable Happened|shot]], Jonas doesn't really know what to say to Bree. He and Daniel bond, however, and Jonas asks Daniel how the [[Foosball|kiss with Bree]] was. Later, as Daniel prepares a special date for Bree, Jonas expresses his [[Kicked Out|jealousy]].

Daniel later [[Daniel's Missing!|goes missing]] and Bree and Jonas must hit the road an attempt to locate him. They end up [[Sleepover|spending the night]] in a [[motels|motel]] together. The motel has one bed, and Jonas builds "The Great Wall of Jonas" to reassure a non-present Daniel that nothing will happen between him and Bree. He ends up becoming so uncomfortable, though, that he spends the night in the bathtub.

After Daniel has safely returned home, a [[Watcher]] [[Watch This!|comes to Jonas's house]]. In an attempt to protect Bree, Jonas confronts the Watcher and punches him. [[BDJ]] then leaves Jonas's house and [[Yellow Snow|heads to his cabin in the mountains]]. Jonas makes peanut butter sandwiches for Bree and the two [[Snow Angels|frolic in the snow]]. This causes [[Jonas Sucks|jealousy]] on Daniel's part. Jonas and Daniel [[Men Are From Mars|stop talking to each other]] for a short while, which greatly frustrates Bree. Things do get better for a while, though. However, Bree finds [[How Dumb Am I?|a suspicious symbol]] in Jonas's place and ties him up, thinking that he is a part of the Order. Jonas ends up [[What The Hell?!??!|escaping]], and [[Proving Bree Wrong|proves to Bree]] that he is not in the Order. Things become [[On The Road Again|very strained]] between Bree and Jonas, even as she attempts to [[Sorry Jonas|apologize]] for what she has done. Bree ends up leaving Jonas's to stay with Tachyon after [[Aunt Alex|Jonas insults her]].

Jonas and Daniel go to stay with his Aunt Alex, until Bree [[Lucy!?!?!|raises suspicions]] that Alex is a part of the Order. The boys leave Alex's and meet Bree at a [[Truckstop Reunion|truckstop]]. Bree offers Jonas a [[Co-Ed Foosball|heartfelt apology]] and the two put all of the drama behind them.

As the relationship between [[#Daniel_and_Alex| Daniel and Alex]] develops, Jonas becomes upset and begins to [[Spanglish|talk about relationships with Bree.]] The two then spend time together exploring Mexico. After Alex is [[The Perfect Beach|exposed]] as an active member of the Order, the trio heads down to a bunker. After awhile, they decide to leave the bunker and meet up with [[Taylor]], who claims she can help them find [[Jules]], another girl chosen for the Ceremony. Right after they leave, they go [[OUT OF THE BUNKER!!!|grocery shopping]], where Jonas pushes Bree around in a shopping cart. Once they arrive in Texas, Jonas and Bree [[No Trespassing|skateboard together outside of the car]], leading [[Sarah]], Taylor's sister, to suggest that Bree and Jonas must make out all the time. Daniel swears everything is platonic between them. Jonas then gives Bree a piggy-back ride back to the truck.

After the trio [[We Found Julia!!!|finds Jules]], Bree and Daniel attempt to [[It's Not Kidnapping|kidnap her]], much to the disdain of Jonas. However, after Jules [[She's Missing|escapes]], Jonas does not hesitate to comfort Bree. First, he goes out with Daniel to try and hunt Jules down, but ends up going back to the motel room to check on Bree. He gives her a hug, a kiss on the forehead, and many words of encouragement. His overall demeanor is extremely indicative of his growing feelings towards Bree.

After Bree goes [[What the F*@k???|missing again]] Jonas says that he has been [[1500 Miles|getting close to Bree]]. He says that he believes she likes him too.

Once Jonas, Daniel, and [[Sarah]] get Bree back from the [[Getting Her Back|hands of the Order]], Jonas attempts to [[Bedside Manner|deprogram]] her by dancing around and trying to make Bree giggle. He further bonds with her as the deprogramming [[Taking Advantage of Her|continues]], pushing her hair behind her ear, hugging her, and giving her a piggy back ride through the woods. [[HOLY SH%T!!!|One night]], Sarah decides to sneak up on Bree and Jonas and she catches them kissing on the porch. Jonas's demeanor in his next video, along with indications he may be in Bree's bedroom, leads to speculation that Jonas and Bree [[The Morning After|spent the night]] together. However, the next morning, Bree takes off, leaving Jonas to question Bree's true motives. He strongly [[Mr. Park Ranger|believes]] that what happened between them was real and challenges Bree to look him in the eyes and tell him otherwise. Later, when [[Hope He's Not Mad|asked by Taylor]] what he wants most in the world, he very emotionally says Bree.

==Daniel==
===Daniel and Bree===
''See [[#Bree_and_Daniel|Bree and Daniel]]''

===Daniel and Random Girl===
[[Image:0118-BreeAndRandomGirlPosing.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Which one would '''you''' pick if you were Daniel?]]
Random Girl took care of a [[Truth Or Dare|drunken Daniel]]. The next morning, Daniel is unsure how he got such a [[Hungover|"hot girl"]] to come home with him, and wants to go to another bar to [[For The Ladies|pick up more girls]].
 

===Daniel and Alex===
[[Image:0154-DanielAndAuntAlexAtTheParty.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Daniel and Alex at the party.]]
Daniel first mentions Alex when he finds [[Beach Bum|photographs]] she has taken at Jonas's cabin. He says that he is impressed by her photographs and thinks that she is very cute. Jonas is very upset by the possibility of any sort of relationship between Daniel and Alex, and warns Daniel to [[Aunt Alex|stay away from his aunt.]] However, Daniel ignores this and begins to question Alex about her personal life. He helps Alex make a [[On The Hot Seat|marketing video]] to explain what she does at her job. Things continue to heat up between them at a [[Uncle Dan|party]]. Daniel flirts with Alex, and possibly even makes out with her. Bree soon raises suspicions that Alex is [[Lucy!?!?!|part of the Order]]. Daniel believes that [[Alex Is...|Alex is good]] and wants to give her a chance to explain herself. Alex ends up coming clean and admits that she is working for the Order. However, this is later called into question as Alex engages in an [[Lying Bastards|emotional discussion]] about the safety of her nephew. Daniel forgives Alex and helps her [[Apology Accepted?|video tape an apology]]. The two become close, and Daniel expresses [[The Perfect Beach|jealousy over the mention of Alex's ex.]] Even when Alex is once-and-for-all exposed as part of the Order, Daniel tries to comfort her and protect her when Jonas pulls out a gun.
 

===Daniel and Jonas===
[[Image:0154-DanielAndJonasWaitingForATaxi.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Daniel and Jonas enjoying some quality "bro time".]]
[[Image:Scienceprovednothing jonas daniel.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Daniel and Jonas in deep thought about their relationship.]]
Although there does not appear to have been any actual sexual tension between Daniel and Jonas, there have been tongue-in-cheek type references to such in some videos, as would not be atypical among some young American males. Like any couple they have had their ups and downs during their friendship.

Daniel is initially [[Jonas?|mistrustful of Jonas]] and resents the fact that Bree considers his offer of shelter without appreciating his own sacrifices. Even after [[The Test|asking his "Internet friends" for advice]], Daniel resents Jonas's intervention enough for him to go [[Back Home|back home]] and leave Bree alone with him.

When Daniel finally meets up and stays with Jonas, around [[Christmas Surprise|Christmas 2006]], they soon get a chance to bond with each other during a [[Roadtrip|road trip]] after [[Bree's Gone|Bree's sudden disappearance]]. The road trip [[The Unthinkable Happened|culminates shockingly]], forcing them to stick together even more. As Bree is upset and [[Hiding In The Bathroom|wants to be alone]], the guys have a chance to play [[Foosball|foosball and talk about girls]].

During Daniel's relationship problems with Bree and his subsequent drinking, Jonas is often found keeping Daniel company or helping him home. The friendship continues to flourish as they play even more [[Foosball Battle|foosball]] and Jonas gives brotherly [[For The Ladies|tips on fashion and girls]]. After being captured and rescued, Daniel acknowledges that Jonas's constant [[Drinking Problems|psychoanalyzing is influencing him]] and this suggests they are becoming close enough to discuss more personal and serious issues with each other.

Daniel falls out with Jonas soon after they move to Jonas's cabin when Jonas's relationship with Bree begins to progress as [[Snow Angels|they spend time together without Daniel]]. Daniel regards Jonas's brotherly relationship advice as [[Jonas Sucks|hypocritical]] now that they are potentially rivals and he is [[Men Are From Mars|explicitly rude about Jonas on camera]] a couple of times. They eventually make up after [[Cracked The File|"a long bro-down session"]] but Daniel still does not believe Jonas is not interested in Bree. Daniel and Jonas bond again during and after an incident at the cabin which results in Bree mistrusting Jonas and tying him up. As Jonas subsequently [[On The Road Again|refuses to talk to Bree]], he gets close to Daniel again.

Their brotherly bond is tested by Daniel's [[Aunt Alex|interest in]], [[On The Hot Seat|chatting up of]], and [[Uncle Dan|blatant drunken flirting]] with Jonas's aunt Alex. But they treat this awkward situation with humor and friendship and bond over Alex's subsequent [[Alex Is...|betrayal]] with more [[Co-Ed Foosball|foosball]] and [[Vegas, Baby!|drinking]]. The [[The Perfect Beach|second time Alex betrays them]], there is an altercation and Jonas at one point has a gun pointed to Daniel's head. Jonas [[About The Gun|apologizes]] for this before they head off to a bunker.

Whilst drunk, Daniel [[Intervention|reveals his feelings]] of inferiority to Jonas and his disdain for Jonas's sporty, positive [[Running For Life|attitude to life]]. But, even whilst drunk, he confirms his friendship and this is cemented when he eventually [[Quitting The Sauce|puts his life in Jonas's hands and sobers up]].

Daniel and Jonas appear to get along for a while, however, as Jonas bonds with Bree while they are [[Bedside Manner|deprogramming]] her from her brainwashing by the [[Hymn of One]], Daniel gets angry at Jonas. He claims that Jonas's tactics are [[Taking Advantage of Her|unethical]] and that he is using her depleted state of mind to get close to her.

After Bree [[The Morning After|goes missing]] again, Jonas gets angry at Daniel [[Mr. Park Ranger|believing]] that he cares more about flirting with Sarah than looking for Bree. Soon, Jonas becomes so fed up with Daniel and Sarah's budding relationship that he [[In (Search of) sanity...|leaves California]] to stay with Taylor in [[Zavalla|Texas]]. Shortly after Sarah and Daniel's relationship [[Dude Back Off|breaks up]] though, Taylor and Jonas [[Going Back to Cali|return to California]]. When asked by Taylor how he feels about the state of Sarah and Daniel's relationship, Jonas replies that he is probably not the best person to answer that question.

 

===Daniel and Sarah===
[[Image:0199-Daniel-Sarah-Shower.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Sarah hopes for the best shower, ever!]]
[[Image:0206-DanielSarahToenails.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Daniel paints Sarah's toenails.]]
Sarah often uses strange flirting tactics with Daniel. She first [[Crazy Emo Chick|holds a tube of lipstick up to Daniel's back]], pretending that it is a gun. She then pantses Daniel. Later, [[No Trespassing|she brags]] that she can tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue. While these are not "conventional" ways of flirting, it is clear that Sarah is attempting to get attention from Daniel.

Sarah continues to try and [[Let's Play Doctor|get Daniel's attention]], pulling her shirt down for him to use the stethoscope. He rejects her advances, telling her to "calm down, tiger." However, Daniel begins to warm towards Sarah as she expresses a common interest in chocolate frosted doughnuts.

After Sarah [[CAMP PLAY|travels to LA]] to be with Jonas and Daniel, they go to the [[site of the camp play]] to help look for a package left by [[Bree's parents#father|Bree's dad]]. However, she gets distracted by her desire to shower. Daniel promises Sarah the best shower she's ever had in return for her help looking for the package. Sarah smiles and whispers something in Daniel's ear, presumably in regards to him joining her in the shower. This causes Daniel to laugh and shake his head.

After they [[Opening the Box|return to Jonas's house]], Sarah surprises Daniel while he is taking the trash out. She pretends to be the Order, saying that she has plans for Daniel to be her personal slave. He laughs and calls her a freak, but remains quiet when she responds with, "But I'm your freak." Later, while [[Entertaining Myself|pretending that P. Monkey is Daniel]], Sarah mimes kissing him and holding the puppet up to her chest. She says that that is Daniel's "favorite part."

A few days later, while [[It's A Cult|spying on the Hymn of One seminar]], Daniel's cap from [[CAMP PLAY|a previous video]] is on Sarah's head; later in the video, it's back on Daniel's head. When the trio goes to [[Getting Her Back|rescue Bree]], Sarah continuously makes moves on Daniel in the car, telling him that there are better ways to relieve stress than by tapping his hands incessantly. When Sarah gets wrestled and chased by the Order guards, Daniel runs after her and refuses to leave until he knows she's escaped the guard.

While staying in the cabin Sarah and Daniel continue to bond. Daniel even [[Bedside Manner|paints Sarah's toenails]]. They later share a laugh over Daniel's [[Taking Advantage of Her|impersonation]] of [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]].

When Bree goes [[The Morning After|missing]] again, Daniel and Sarah [[Mr. Park Ranger|flirt]] while searching for her; Daniel complimenting Sarah on her nice derriere, while Sarah calls Daniel a naughty park ranger. Jonas later finds the two of them [[In (Search of) sanity...|giggling and goofing around on a sofa]], which causes him to leave the house and stay with [[Taylor]]. After Jonas is gone, Daniel and Sarah enjoy some [[Rockin' the Boat|R&R time]], leading many to believe that the two have sex. However, soon after this, Sarah posted a [[MySpace]] entry referring to Daniel as [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=283146234 clingy]. She then posted a [[Dude Back Off|video blog]] saying that she's no [[pop culture references|Mrs. Cleaver]] and that Daniel needs to "chill." She continues her [[All Wet|negative attitude]] as she and Daniel visit the yacht club, accusing him of being "snippy."

 

===Daniel and Taylor===
[[Image:0185-TaylorSmiling.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The future Mrs. Daniel Beast.]]
When Daniel [[No Trespassing|first meets Taylor]], he becomes very impressed with her when she tells him how she hacked into some websites to obtain Jules's address. "She's S-M-R-T," he whispers, and jokingly claims "I'm gonna marry this girl."

Later, Taylor says that she is [[I Know What Boys Like|upset that Bree is missing]] and is especially worried about how Daniel is handling it. In [[Let's Play Doctor]], Daniel, yet again, expresses his pride in Taylor's computer hacking skills.

After watching [[Comfort Food]] Taylor responds to Daniel. Her actions and demeanor in [[My Sister = Slut]], including her reference to Daniel's S-M-R-T comment, show her growing affections back at him.

Later, when Sarah [[Dude Back Off|blows Daniel off]], Taylor informs Daniel that he is [[Going Back to Cali|better than that]], and that he should not let her sister's "act" bring him down.

 

==Jonas==

===Jonas and Bree===
''See [[#Bree_and_Jonas|Bree and Jonas]]''

===Jonas and Damien===
[[Image:DamienJacket.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Damien ''really likes'' Jonas's jacket.]]
Damien is a man who flirts with Jonas at [[Uncle Dan (D-Bone Remix)|the party]]. Jonas seems embarrassed by his advances.
 

===Jonas and Carla===
[[Image:CarlaJonasFace.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Jonas is embarrassed by Carla's advances.]]
Carla is a guest at [[Uncle Dan (D-Bone Remix)|the party]] who offers Jonas her room key. Jonas seems embarrassed, and quickly changes the subject.
 
===Jonas and Daniel===
''See [[#Daniel_and_Jonas|Daniel and Jonas]]''

===Jonas and Taylor===
[[Image:194-Jonas Taylor Pickup Line.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Jonas is shocked by the success of his pickup line.]]
In [[Let's Play Doctor]], Jonas jokingly uses a cheesy pickup line on Taylor. Taylor admits that she's falling for the line, but then becomes embarrassed and blushes. Jonas puts his arm around Taylor comfortingly. After Bree [[The Morning After|goes missing]], Jonas marvels at [[Mr. Park Ranger|Taylor's hacking abilities]], saying that she should work for a spy agency. After Jonas becomes upset by the growing [[In (Search of) sanity...|closeness]] between Sarah and Daniel, he decides to head out to [[Zavalla]], Texas and stay with Taylor. However, when a forum member questions Taylor on the {{forum|11799|nature of their stay together}}, she replies that Jonas is not her type, and that he should be more concerned about "another lady in [her] house who has her eyes on him." Taylor later [[My Mom's A Freak!|mocked]] the interaction between her mom and Jonas using Troll Dolls.

Jonas later [[My Dad Died Too|expressed]] how worried he was about the stress Taylor's mom's immaturity was having on Taylor. As the two [[Going Back to Cali|headed back to California]], Jonas spent a great deal of time "checking Taylor out." Jonas also seemed impressed that when he and Taylor were [[Hope He's Not Mad|discussing their future goals]], Taylor stated she wanted to invent the cure for cancer.

 

===Jonas and Sarah===
[[Image:0218-SarahandJonas.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Jonas knows Sarah always looks great.]]
In [[Let's Play Doctor]], Jonas jokingly flirts with Sarah, asking her what she's doing later. Sarah responds with "It involves D batteries and makes a lot of noise". Some could construe this as Sarah flirting with him. Also, in Sarah's [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=260235185&MyToken=010e6f4e-63b4-4af5-baef-d34bed84dbe2 Myspace blog], she hinted at a possible attraction to Jonas.

In [[CAMP PLAY]], Jonas compliments Sarah on looking great after a long bus ride. However, Sarah rejects his advances, telling him that if he gets any closer, she'll breathe on him. Later on, he comments sarcastically on her choice of ''killer hiking shoes'' without much success.

 

===Jonas and Taylor's mom===
[[Image:TrollDolls.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Jonas and Taylor's Mom - Ver. Trolls.]]
On the {{forum|11799|fourms}}, [[Taylor]] warned that [[Jonas]] should keep an eye out for her mother's advances. Taylor's worry was not unmeritied, as we soon find out that she [[My Mom's A Freak!|attempted]] to give Jonas a beer and get him into bed. Jonas later [[My Dad Died Too|expresses his disguist]] at her behavior and the negative effect it is having on her children.

 

===Jonas and Nikki Bower===
''See [[#Nikki_Bower_and_Jonas|Nikki Bower and Jonas]]''

==Gemma==

===Gemma and Sam===
[[Image:GemmaRemembersSam.gif|thumb|right|200px|Gemma reminisces about Sam.]]
Sam was a boy Gemma [[It's Not Your Decision|had a crush]] on at the age of 13. His parents owned a petrol station in the town adjacent to her community. However, when Gemma's parents found Sam's name in her diary, they forbade Gemma to ever see Sam again. Her family used a different petrol station from then on.
 
===Gemma and the musician===
[[Image:Gemma and wilted rose.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Gemma is upset after her bad date.]]
Gemma went on [[Bad Decisions|three dates with a musician]]. She found herself very attracted to him because of his musicality. She pretended to like the same bands as he did, simply because she found him so charming. However, at the intermission of a concert that they went to, another girl gave the musician a hug and a kiss on the cheek. When Gemma asked him about it, he got defensive and said that they hadn't been dating for very long and he could do what he wanted. This made Gemma upset. Some fans have speculated the musician to be [[Finn]], who appeared at Alex's [[Uncle Dan|fashion party]].
 

===Gemma and Brother===
[[Image:Brother4.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Gemma must pay after screwing over Brother.]]
Gemma and [[Brother]] were in some kind of romantic relationship at her Uni. She used her closeness to Brother to tip-off [[War Pylol]] as to his location. Their brief relationship is referenced in [[Tachyon]]'s [[Puzzle (Language Labs)]].
 

==Alex==

===Alex and Daniel===
''See [[#Daniel_and_Alex|Daniel and Alex]]''

===Alex and David===
[[Image:0154-AuntAlexGettingAngry.jpg|thumb|right|200px|This is why you shouldn't mess with Alex.]]
David was a guest at Alex's [[Uncle Dan|fashionista party]]. He got very upset that Alex was seeing a 19 year-old Daniel. Alex ends up throwing a drink in his face. There is speculation that David is Alex's ex-husband.
 

==Sarah==

===Sarah and Daniel===
''See [[#Daniel_and_Sarah|Daniel and Sarah]]''

===Sarah and Jonas===
''See [[#Jonas_and_Sarah|Jonas and Sarah]]''

===Sarah and Jay===
[[Image:Sarah Laughing.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Sarah laughs off Jay's rejection.]]
In her [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=181223773&MyToken=ccf54231-2894-4567-95e0-b6d080509abaML MySpace] blog, Sarah says she hooked up with a boy named Jay behind the pig stalls at the fair. However, afterwards, Jay ignored Sarah and expressed interest in a girl named Vanessa, who he ended up taking to the prom. Sarah later saw Jay at a bar and attempted to make him jealous by making out with the bartender.
 

===Sarah and the bartender===
[[Image:Sarah Magners.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Sarah enjoys the rewards of dating a bartender.]]
After spotting her ex at a bar, Sarah decided to make him jealous by kissing the bartender. By the end of the night, the bartender "had enough material to keep himself company for eternity." [http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=181223773&blogID=266875526&Mytoken=81883FDC-EB12-4545-BA0821BFF8286CCF29802658]
 

==Taylor==

===Taylor and Daniel===
''See [[#Daniel_and_Taylor|Daniel and Taylor]]''

===Taylor and Jonas===
''See [[#Jonas_and_Taylor|Jonas and Taylor]]''

===Taylor and Perry===
[[Image:0202-SarahEyeRoll.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Sarah is disgusted by her sister's hookup.]]
When Sarah's friend Perry [[Entertaining Myself|went to retrieve]] his shirt from her house, he ended up spending time with Taylor. This encounter resulted in a hickey on Taylor's neck, much to the disgust of Sarah, who thought Perry was too old for her. However, Taylor defended her actions, saying that Perry wouldn't be 18 for two more months and that he was both nice and "kinda cute."
 

==Nikki Bower==

===Nikki Bower and Jonas===
[[Image:NBR broncos.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Nikki is all dressed up for a fun-filled evening bucking broncos.]]
Nikki Bower has had a long-standing crush on Jonas. In [[Happy Holidays LG15 - NBR 8]], Nikki made a holiday card for Jonas which she sealed with a kiss. She also asked Jonas to call her. In [[School's In Session! - NBR Investigates]], Nikki asks Jonas to take off his shirt more, saying that she hasn't gotten her fill. In [[The Ceremony Girl?! - NBR Investigates]], Nikki expresses her shock at Jonas's gun use, and says that the only type of guns she wants to see from him are his "guns" (as in, his arm muscles). She also doodled "Nikki *hearts* Jonas" on a notepad. In [[Bucking Broncos - NBR Investigates]], Nikki invites Jonas to buck broncos and have a beer with her.
 

==Sonia==

===Sonia and Carl===
[[Image:Sonya2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Sonia and Carl argue at Alex's party.]]
Sonia and Carl are a dysfunctional couple we meet at Alex's party. Carl seems abusive. Later Sonia and Carl show up with Bree in [[Sing_With_Me|Sing With Me]] acting completely different. Sonia and Carl appear to be the leaders of the Hymn of One during the [[It%27s_A_Cult|seminar]].

==Carl==

===Carl and Sonia===
''See [[#Sonia_and_Carl|Sonia and Carl]]''

[[Category: Characters]]

===Xwestsidex and the females of the series===

He ate their fish tacos then pimped em out afterword...end of story.

Then and Now: A Look Back at Lonelygirl15 Through Time

2007-07-12T07:50:41Z

207.200.116.134: im having fun tonight broken kid. I told you u can't stop me! -xwestsidex

In celebration of the one year anniversary of Bree's first [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails|video blog]] on June 16th, this page was created to look back at the changes that have occurred in our favorite [[lonelygirl15|series]].

And while a year has passed and many things have changed, the series has somehow retained that special undefinable personality that keeps us coming back for more. May this page rocket us into the second year!

==Characters of Old (In Order of Appearance)==
There is without a doubt that these veterans of 2006 have changed in the past year. Appearance, personality, importance... they've all developed in some way under a webcam.

===Bree===

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|-
| align=center style="background:white"|[[Image:0001-BreeWithHeadOnKnee-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| align=center style="background:white"|[[Image:0213-BreeInTheWoods.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' A home-schooled member of a secret religion chosen to participate in a [[the Ceremony (ritual)|Ceremony]].
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' Bree has been brainwashed by the [[Hymn of One]] and her friends, Jonas and Daniel, are attempting to deprogram her and try to go back to the normal life.
|-
|}

===Daniel===

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| [[Image:Daniel apt.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0167-DanielLaughing-Cropped.JPG|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' Secretly in love with Bree, he helped her edit her video blogs.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' After being rejected by Bree, he began to bury his feelings through alcholicism as well as find [[Alex|new love interests]] (which also failed). He is now on the run with Jonas and Bree. After the fiasco with Alex, he seems to have moved on and is now developing a relationship with Sarah. There is contention on whether he is over Bree or not.
|}

===Bree's Dad===

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| [[Image:0016-Bree-Dad.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0108-Bree-Dad-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' Responsible for Bree's schooling. He did not approve of her activities with Daniel.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' Deceased. Murdered after attempting to contact Bree and warn her of the Order's activities.
|}

===Tachyon===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:Tachyon They Are Watching-stretched.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:Tachyon11.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' An agent of The Resistance who stole vital information from OpAphid.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' After exposing Gemma, she helped rescue Daniel from the Order. Currently Missing in Action along with Brother and OpAphid.
|}

===Lucy===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:0041-Bree-Lucy-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0130-Lucy-Hand.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' Bree's "helper" to assist in preperations for [[the Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]].
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' A high-ranking member of the Order who has attempted to coerce Bree into doing the Ceremony multiple times.
|}

===Gemma===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:Aas gemma.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:Tachyon10.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' A friend of Bree's from England who offers her advice.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' An [[OpAphid]] agent revealed to be living in LA. She was supposedly murdered by [[Brother]].
|}

===Jonas===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:JON1-JonasSmiling-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0175-JonasEnjoyingTheFreshAir-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' A concerned orphan who offered a place to stay to Bree and Daniel.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' On the run with Daniel and Bree; Jonas has developed [[Relationships#Bree_and_Jonas|feelings]] for Bree. He has also been revealed to have family ties to [[the Order]]. There is some question whether he took advantage of Bree's confused condition and put the beef in her fish taco!.
|}

===Stuffed animals===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:45-StuffedAnimals-CroppedResized.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:R_bed.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' Bree's best friends.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' Bree states she is too old to play with them. (thank god!)
|}

===Nikki B.===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:NBR001-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:NBR020-NikkiMeditating-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' Investigative reporter stumbling upon important clues and following [[BDJ]]'s trail.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' Previously seen following [[BDJ]] to Texas, Nikki has now resurfaced at a Hymn Of One location.
|}

==New Characters of 2007==
One of the benefits of another year having gone by is the fact that new characters can enter the scene at any time. Take a look at some new faces here . . . .

===Alex===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:Jonasaunt-cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:Alex confrontation-cropped.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Who is She?:''' Jonas's "fun" aunt who engages in a [[Relationships#Daniel_and_Alex|flirtation]] with Daniel.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' A member of the Order who has betrayed Bree's location multiple times.
|}

===Jules===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:CallMeJules.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0187-JulesIsVeryScared.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Who is She?:''' A homeschooled girl with strict parents.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' A member of the [[Hymn of One]], possibly a ploy to get Bree to perform [[the Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]].
|}

===Taylor & Sarah===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:0185-Taylor-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0184-SarahHoldingLipstick-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Who is She?:''' A Texan teenager who's helps BDJ with her computer hacking skills.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Who is She?:''' Taylor's rebellious sister with a [[Entertaining Myself|crush on Daniel]]
|}

==Setting==

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| style="background:white"|[[Image:GroupHug.gif|200px]]
| width=80px|
| style="background:white"|[[Image:0184-BreeSmilingAsTheOthersSleep-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
|}

One of the biggest aspects of [[lonelygirl15]] was Bree's room. After all, her room is the home of the infamous [[Grillz feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n.|Grillz]], [[Bree The Cookie Monster|Cookie Contest]] and [[Proving Science Wrong]] Series videos. Perhaps that is why the most ''significant'' of changes this past year occured in the video [[Life's Not Fair]] - the ''last'' video to feature Bree v-blogging from inside her room. Since November 2nd, 2006, Bree and Daniel have been on the run from the Order for a total of 27 weeks, more than half a year.

==Religion==

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:Crowley shrine bree bedroom.jpg|200px]]
| [[Image:0205-Bree-Prison.jpg|200px]]
| [[Image:Recreatewhiteboard.JPG|200px]]
|}

There is no doubt that Bree's religion has been a topic of discussion since the series began. With clues such as a shrine to [[Aleister Crowley]] as well as Bree's [[A Change In My Life|announcment]] that she was chosen to participate in a mysterious [[the Ceremony (ritual)|Ceremony]], fans of the show knew that the people behind her religion were up to no good.

With a year under the show's belt, its now more clear than ever that Bree's religion is a religious cult known as the [[Hymn of One]], a [[Sing With Me|brainwashing]] [[It's A Cult|cult]] apparently practiced by small communities around the world. Worse still, is the knowledge that Bree's religion appears to be a recruiting arm for a secret organization commonly called [[the Order of Denderah]], that includes other organizations as well, such as [[OpAphid]] - its former enforcement branch.

As for what is to take place at the Ceremony and why Bree must partake in it is still a mystery, though recent videos show that one reason why the Order wants Bree is that she is considered [[Opening the Box|"trait positive."]]

==The Friends of LG15==

Last and certainly not least, there are those that witness the many (sometimes illegal) exploits of BDJ. Last summer, these viewers of lonelygirl15 had the humble honor to witness for the first time Bree journey through life. As one year has come to passed, these witnesses have become something much more. They've become friends to Bree, Daniel, and Jonas and are now even a crucial aid to them: a community offering their insight and providing that crucial-but-ever-important task: being willing to say, ''we're here for you'' (except Xwestsidex he just wants to see them fuck up and get killed by the order LOL!).

[[Category:Breeniverse]]

Then and Now: A Look Back at Lonelygirl15 Through Time

2007-07-12T07:48:13Z

207.200.116.134: ahahahahhahah! -xwestsidex

Then and Now: A Look Back at Lonelygirl15 Through Time

2007-07-12T07:47:12Z

207.200.116.134: /* Stuffed animals */

In celebration of the one year anniversary of Bree's first [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails|video blog]] on June 16th, this page was created to look back at the changes that have occurred in our favorite [[lonelygirl15|series]].

And while a year has passed and many things have changed, the series has somehow retained that special undefinable personality that keeps us coming back for more. May this page rocket us into the second year!

==Characters of Old (In Order of Appearance)==
There is without a doubt that these veterans of 2006 have changed in the past year. Appearance, personality, importance... they've all developed in some way under a webcam.

===Bree===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
|-
| align=center style="background:white"|[[Image:0001-BreeWithHeadOnKnee-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| align=center style="background:white"|[[Image:0213-BreeInTheWoods.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' A home-schooled member of a secret religion chosen to participate in a [[the Ceremony (ritual)|Ceremony]].
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' Bree has been brainwashed by the [[Hymn of One]] and her friends, Jonas and Daniel, are attempting to deprogram her and try to go back to the normal life.
|-
|}

===Daniel===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:Daniel apt.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0167-DanielLaughing-Cropped.JPG|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' Secretly in love with Bree, he helped her edit her video blogs.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' After being rejected by Bree, he began to bury his feelings through alcholicism as well as find [[Alex|new love interests]] (which also failed). He is now on the run with Jonas and Bree. After the fiasco with Alex, he seems to have moved on and is now developing a relationship with Sarah. There is contention on whether he is over Bree or not.
|}

===Bree's Dad===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:0016-Bree-Dad.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0108-Bree-Dad-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' Responsible for Bree's schooling. He did not approve of her activities with Daniel.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' Deceased. Murdered after attempting to contact Bree and warn her of the Order's activities.
|}

===Tachyon===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:Tachyon They Are Watching-stretched.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:Tachyon11.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' An agent of The Resistance who stole vital information from OpAphid.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' After exposing Gemma, she helped rescue Daniel from the Order. Currently Missing in Action along with Brother and OpAphid.
|}

===Lucy===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:0041-Bree-Lucy-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0130-Lucy-Hand.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' Bree's "helper" to assist in preperations for [[the Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]].
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' A high-ranking member of the Order who has attempted to coerce Bree into doing the Ceremony multiple times.
|}

===Gemma===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:Aas gemma.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:Tachyon10.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' A friend of Bree's from England who offers her advice.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' An [[OpAphid]] agent revealed to be living in LA. She was supposedly murdered by [[Brother]].
|}

===Jonas===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:JON1-JonasSmiling-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0175-JonasEnjoyingTheFreshAir-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' A concerned orphan who offered a place to stay to Bree and Daniel.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' On the run with Daniel and Bree; Jonas has developed [[Relationships#Bree_and_Jonas|feelings]] for Bree. He has also been revealed to have family ties to [[the Order]]. There is some question whether he took advantage of Bree's confused condition.
|}

===Stuffed animals===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:45-StuffedAnimals-CroppedResized.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:R_bed.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' Bree's best friends.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' Bree states she is too old to play with them. (thank god!)
|}

===Nikki B.===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:NBR001-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:NBR020-NikkiMeditating-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Then:''' Investigative reporter stumbling upon important clues and following [[BDJ]]'s trail.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' Previously seen following [[BDJ]] to Texas, Nikki has now resurfaced at a Hymn Of One location.
|}

==New Characters of 2007==
One of the benefits of another year having gone by is the fact that new characters can enter the scene at any time. Take a look at some new faces here . . . .

===Alex===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:Jonasaunt-cropped.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:Alex confrontation-cropped.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Who is She?:''' Jonas's "fun" aunt who engages in a [[Relationships#Daniel_and_Alex|flirtation]] with Daniel.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' A member of the Order who has betrayed Bree's location multiple times.
|}

===Jules===

{| cellpadding="5" align=center style="width:480px" border=0
| [[Image:CallMeJules.jpg|200px]]
| width=80px|
| [[Image:0187-JulesIsVeryScared.jpg|200px]]
|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Who is She?:''' A homeschooled girl with strict parents.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Now:''' A member of the [[Hymn of One]], possibly a ploy to get Bree to perform [[the Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]].
|}

===Taylor & Sarah===

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|-
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Who is She?:''' A Texan teenager who's helps BDJ with her computer hacking skills.
| width=80px|
| align=left style="vertical-align: top;"|'''Who is She?:''' Taylor's rebellious sister with a [[Entertaining Myself|crush on Daniel]]
|}

==Setting==

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| style="background:white"|[[Image:GroupHug.gif|200px]]
| width=80px|
| style="background:white"|[[Image:0184-BreeSmilingAsTheOthersSleep-Cropped.jpg|200px]]
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One of the biggest aspects of [[lonelygirl15]] was Bree's room. After all, her room is the home of the infamous [[Grillz feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n.|Grillz]], [[Bree The Cookie Monster|Cookie Contest]] and [[Proving Science Wrong]] Series videos. Perhaps that is why the most ''significant'' of changes this past year occured in the video [[Life's Not Fair]] - the ''last'' video to feature Bree v-blogging from inside her room. Since November 2nd, 2006, Bree and Daniel have been on the run from the Order for a total of 27 weeks, more than half a year.

==Religion==

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There is no doubt that Bree's religion has been a topic of discussion since the series began. With clues such as a shrine to [[Aleister Crowley]] as well as Bree's [[A Change In My Life|announcment]] that she was chosen to participate in a mysterious [[the Ceremony (ritual)|Ceremony]], fans of the show knew that the people behind her religion were up to no good.

With a year under the show's belt, its now more clear than ever that Bree's religion is a religious cult known as the [[Hymn of One]], a [[Sing With Me|brainwashing]] [[It's A Cult|cult]] apparently practiced by small communities around the world. Worse still, is the knowledge that Bree's religion appears to be a recruiting arm for a secret organization commonly called [[the Order of Denderah]], that includes other organizations as well, such as [[OpAphid]] - its former enforcement branch.

As for what is to take place at the Ceremony and why Bree must partake in it is still a mystery, though recent videos show that one reason why the Order wants Bree is that she is considered [[Opening the Box|"trait positive."]]

==The Friends of LG15==

Last and certainly not least, there are those that witness the many (sometimes illegal) exploits of BDJ. Last summer, these viewers of lonelygirl15 had the humble honor to witness for the first time Bree journey through life. As one year has come to passed, these witnesses have become something much more. They've become friends to Bree, Daniel, and Jonas and are now even a crucial aid to them: a community offering their insight and providing that crucial-but-ever-important task: being willing to say, ''we're here for you''.

[[Category:Breeniverse]]

The yacht club

2007-07-12T07:45:10Z

207.200.116.195: Broken kid, you're a faggot! hahahahhaha!

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| image = 0227-DanielBoats.jpg
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Daniel and Sarah headed out to '''the yacht club''' after deciphering a clue left by a [[TCC|mysterious person]] in a [[Look Back|Hymn of One video]]. The clue told them to be at [[Jonas's parents]]' yacht slip at early low tide on Friday, July 6th, 2007. While they were there, they found a package with a red folder inside of it, referencing the work of [[Isaac Gilman]].

There is speculation that the actual location of this yacht club is [http://www.visitthemarina.com/ The Marina Del Rey].

<gallery>
Image:0227-SarahDocks.jpg|The docks
Image:0227-SarahSlip.jpg|The vacant slip
Image:0227-SarahYacht.jpg|Relaxing inside a yacht waiting to get fucked by xwestsidex
</gallery>

 
{{location index}}

Spencer's apartment

2007-07-12T07:36:02Z

207.200.116.201: hahahha!! your-xwestsidex

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'''Spencer's apartment''' made its first appearance in [[Spencer|Spencer Gilman's]] first blog, [[What Up Blogosphere!]]. The colors green, brown, and gray are emphasized in the design of the apartment. This includes the pillows, sofa, cup on the table, and the painting on the wall.

<gallery>
Image:0230-SpencerAndTaylor.jpg|The couch
</gallery>

 
{{location index}}

The Bree Solution

2007-07-12T03:55:02Z

207.200.116.199:

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'''The Bree Solution''' is the two hundred thirtieth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''[[Spencer]] and [[Taylor]] are reading [[Isaac Gilman|Isaac's]] documents.'')

'''Taylor''': (''Questionably'') Pad-love?

(''Music begins to play in the background as Spencer grabs the documents'')

'''Spencer''': (''Squints'') Paw...paw...?

'''Taylor''': (''Laughs'') What?

'''Spencer''': (''Also laughs'') I'm not kidding, look at it again!

'''Taylor''': (''Reading aloud'') "Once you fin, he paw-paw roove rake?" (''looks at spencer'')

'''Spencer''': (''Shrugs'') Once you fin, he pad-loves paw-paw roove rakes.

(''Taylor and Spencer laugh)

'''Taylor''': No.

(''Spencer and Taylor switch positions, Taylor appears to be writing on her hand'')

'''Spencer''': Sorry. Taylor and I have been sitting in this room, looking at this paper for way too long, and it's not easy to interpret. (''Taylor giggles'') Stop... Pad loves paw-paw. (Spencer and Taylor laugh)

(''Cuts to Taylor laying on the couch with a notebook over her head. Spencer walks by with a tray of cheese, crackers, and juice packets. He looks at the camera.'')

'''Spencer''': Cheese and crackers? (''Taylor sits up. Spencer struggles getting his straw out of it's plastic wrapping, then struggles puncturing the juice packet.'')

'''Spencer''': I can't...

'''Taylor''': Here... (Spencer laughs)

'''Spencer''': (''high pitched'') Look at you! (''Taylor laughs'') Oh, (Spencer gets the straw in his juice, which sprays on him'') OH! (They both laugh)

(''Taylor and Spencer start to suck down their juice.'')

'''Spencer''': Mmmmm (''lifts up his arms signaling he beat Taylor'') wahh!

(''Cuts to Taylor and Spencer eating crackers. Spencer giggles.'')

'''Spencer''': (''mouth full'') I'm good, right?

'''Taylor''': You're an excellent chef.

'''Spencer''': (''shrugs'') Huh? (''Taylor giggles'')

(''Cuts to a stop motion animation of the cheese piling on to the crackers, then disappearing one at a time until they are all gone. Spencer rubs his stomach.'')

(Cuts to Spencer and Taylor, now outside on what appears to be a patio.)

'''Spencer''': We're really, really sorry. We know this is serious and believe me we're trying our best, but this water damage is bad.

'''Taylor''': Yeah, we decided we needed a change of scenery, Spencer convinced me to come outside to enjoy the California sun. We've managed to find out some of it and it defiantly seems like an explanation of Dr. Isaac Gilman's research about how to create a serum to make [[Bree]] trait negative, which I think she already may be.

'''Spencer''': What?

'''Taylor''': Well, you know that who purity bond thing that [[Daniel]] was telling us about?

'''Spencer''': The abstinence thing?

'''Taylor''': Well, yeah. Lets say Bree did break the purity bond... I mean... not saying that she did, I wasn't actually there, but, um, some people say that breaking the purity bond can do the same thing as the serum.

'''Spencer''': Look, I... I don't know anything about Bree's [[Hymn of One]] and their reasons for this "purity bond," but I do know about DNA, and trust me, breaking a purity bond doesn't effect DNA, I mean, that kind of action, or inaction, has nothing to do with DNA!

'''Taylor''': Are you sure?

'''Spencer''': I am ''totally'' sure! (Taylor fidgets with her laptop) What are you doing?

'''Taylor''': I'm going into chat to tell some friends what you just said.

'''Spencer''': But they just heard me say it.

'''Taylor''': (''high pitched'') Well I'm telling them twice!

(''Cuts back to the couch from earlier.'')

'''Spencer''': Anyways, we need some help. It would be more than helpful at this point if we could get other eyes on this document in order to fill in missing letters and in some cases, entire words. So if anyone has the time, we are ''really'' close. I'll also give you guys the layout of the stuff we think we already have solved. I do believe it is important to separate them just in case we may have misinterpreted anything. (''Taylor shakes her head'') Does that make sense? (''Spencer shrugs'') Thanks everybody!

==Notes==

I'm Here To Help

2007-07-10T05:04:56Z

207.200.116.6:

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'''I'm Here To Help''' is the two hundred twenty-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Spencer is sitting in his car eating a sandwich.'')

'''Spencer:''' Have you ever seen that commercial where that guy is in his car and he's like screaming and he's pounding on his steering wheel? And then he says something like, "I'm sorry, I must have low blood sugar." (''Spencer starts laughing.'') And then he's like, "Well, how 'bout some Chinese food?" It's the funniest commercial! (''Spencer continues laughing, then stops abruptly, looking nervously at the camera. He continues eating his sandwich.'')

Uh, anyways, I just wanted to say, "Hey," to everyone I met in chat over the weekend. So, hey! You guys are really cool, and you helped me understand what's going on with [[Jonas]] and [[Daniel]] and [[Sarah]] and [[Taylor]], and of course your friend [[Bree]]. Those guys explained it to me, but you guys explained it more... thoroughly. Thoroughly... (''He ponders this word.'') So, thanks! If you weren't in chat, then you probably don't know what's been going on... a lot!

[[All Wet|Last Friday]], Daniel and Sarah went to this [[the yacht club|yacht club]] and found some documents that belonged to my Dad, who was a research scientist named [[Isaac Gilman]]. There was also a letter for me, and I want to say thanks to Daniel for posting it for me.

It's dated December 15th, 2006. (''Reads from his laptop'') "I hope this letter finds its way to you, Spencer." So, there were a bunch of other letters in that plastic box. Quite a few documents that describe my Dad's research. The bummer is that some of those documents that might have had some information that could help your friend Bree were water damaged. Look, I know [[What Up Blogosphere!|I said]] I didn't want to get involved in all this stuff, but after reading my Dad's papers, I kind of feel like it's the right thing to do. My Dad would want me to help you guys.

Listen Daniel, I know you don't think anyone can ever read those papers, but I don't know, maybe I can make out some of it! It is my Dad who wrote it, and I happen to be a scientist. So um, I don't know...maybe you can post it? And I don't mean to bug you, like you should do it right now, but you know, maybe later this morning...or today. And then, tonight when I get home from [[Neutrogena|work]], I can look at it. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm probably the best person to interpret my Dad's writings. After all, he is my Dad. Am I repeating myself? Sorry.

(''A man in a suit pokes his head through the window and begins to talk to Spencer as music plays.'')

'''Spencer:''' That was Terry. Always has to know what everyone else is up to. Well, it's almost 8 o'clock, so I should get going into my office. But, um, I just wanted to say that getting involved in all this stuff makes me feel like Cliff Sawyer when he entered the other-dimensional world of Khom'ad. Very cool, right? (''Nervous laugh.'')

==Notes==
*Unlike Spencer's first video, which was notably poorly edited, this one was edited using much more advanced techniques, such as slow motion and overdubbed music.
*There are a few times where Spencer talks about his father in the present tense. Some fans find this odd, as his father is deceased.
*The song featured in this video was previously used in [[He's a monster, I promise!!|one of Jules's videos]]. It is by the same band whose song "The Chosen" was featured in [[My Name Is Jonas|Jonas's first video]].
*Cliff Sawyer enters the "other-dimensional world of Khom'ad" in a [[Pop culture references#References_to_Books|book]] by Henry Kuttner called '"The Well of the Worlds". It was published in 1952 and is the last full science novel he and his co-writer wife, C. L. Moore, wrote together.
*in the beginning, spencer is eating a hotdog, probably hinting at the fact that he likes footlongs, probably hinting that he's gay.

I'm Here To Help

2007-07-10T05:04:02Z

207.200.116.6:

User talk:Broken Kid

2007-07-08T20:28:17Z

207.200.116.67:

Hey BK,
Regarding your page creation for CupO'Noodles, I'm pretty sure that in the past TWJaniak has asked us not to create articles for fans unless they are involved in fanfiction. I'm sure no one would object to a user page for our noodly friend, however. --[[User:Treefunk|Treefunk]] 17:09, 2 December 2006 (CST)

[[http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=User:Cup_o%27_Nood]] i think this is where they want things listed.--[[User:Modelmotion|modelmotion]] 17:20, 2 December 2006 (CST)

I did look around and couldn't find anything saying that. So I apologize if that's the case... Once I added the fan club, I felt like I should add something for the users who have been a part of it for many months... but people are welcome to delete the user pages if needed. [[User:Broken Kid|Broken Kid]] 17:47, 2 December 2006 (CST)
:BK, when creating a new user page, just type "User:" before the actual username. That will allow you to create new user pages (which I understand to be acceptable) rather than an article for a user (which I've been told is not). Good to see you on LGPedia! --[[User:Treefunk|Treefunk]] 17:50, 2 December 2006 (CST)

BK has done a great job adding and i think he does a great job as a admin of the forums...[[User:Iris2009|Iris2009]]

If you could redirect the Cup o' Noodles page to her user page (as someone did with Flautapantera), I'd be much appreciative. I'm still getting used to this wiki thing.[[User:Broken Kid|Broken Kid]] 18:08, 2 December 2006 (CST)
:Sadly, I tried to and failed miserably. Cup o' Noodles is now at her user page though ;)

BK IS HAVING MY BABY!!! [[User:Echo|Echo]]

How can he have your baby?! He's gay! lol [[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

User:Broken Kid

2007-07-08T20:26:06Z

207.200.116.14:

[[Image:guy2.gif|thumb|Broken Kid|right]]Broken Kid (BK) is the rainbow fairy of the [[Lonelygirl15.com]] forums. He has been an activist of LG15 homos and poster on the forums since September 2006 and is among the top message posters. He sucked Miles Beckett's dick to get a spot as an administrator, and he doesn't believe in First Amendment rights.

 [[Image:Owen-grillz.JPG|125px|left]]Broken Kid is president of NAMBLA and is one of [[Owen]]’s most avid supporters for his fetishes. His icon in the forums and chat is of Owen from the [[Grillz feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n]] video. While a hater, BK is of the strong opinion that his monkey loves the airtime and Bree’s attention, while he only wishes that he could be in [[Bree]]’s bedroom, he needs to listen to the voice of reason if he wants his share in the spotlight.

 [[Image:Brokendog.jpg|thumb|Broken Dog|right]]Broken Kid lives in a broken house in a broken town in this broken world. He has a broken dog, and eats broken fish taco from fat old ladies. When not posting on the LG15 forums, he spends far too much time searching for new porn, ATTEMPTING to write (creatively), or, you know, uh.... Gotta be a little bitch after all!. The [[Broken Dog]] is gay too.

Broken Kid is compiling his manifesto at [http://www.suckmydick.com]

{{Userbox Owen}}

User:Broken Kid

2007-07-08T20:24:51Z

207.200.116.14: This is what you get for banning me from the forums you little faggot. LOLOL!! -xwestsidex

[[Image:guy2.gif|thumb|Broken Kid|right]]Broken Kid (BK) is the rainbow fairy of the [[Lonelygirl15.com]] forums. He has been an activist of LG15 homos and poster on the forums since September 2006 and is among the top message posters. He sucked Miles Beckett's dick to get a spot as an administrator, and he doesn't believe in first amendment rights.

 [[Image:Owen-grillz.JPG|125px|left]]Broken Kid is president of NAMBLA and is one of [[Owen]]’s most avid supporters for his fetishes. His icon in the forums and chat is of Owen from the [[Grillz feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n]] video. While a hater, BK is of the strong opinion that his monkey loves the airtime and Bree’s attention, while he only wishes that he could be in [[Bree]]’s bedroom, he needs to listen to the voice of reason if he wants his share in the spotlight.

 [[Image:Brokendog.jpg|thumb|Broken Dog|right]]Broken Kid lives in a broken house in a broken town in this broken world. He has a broken dog, and eats broken fish taco from fat old ladies. When not posting on the LG15 forums, he spends far too much time searching for new porn, ATTEMPTING to write (creatively), or, you know, uh.... Gotta be a little bitch after all!. The [[Broken Dog]] is gay too.

Broken Kid is compiling his manifesto at [http://www.suckmydick.com]

{{Userbox Owen}}

User:75.7.83.184

2007-07-08T10:44:52Z

207.200.116.195:

{{spambot-banned|1=[[you fuckin idiot. I didnt spam shit! I just said that people needed to wear their conundrums!!]]}}

My Dad Died Too

2007-07-04T06:44:00Z

207.200.116.130: /* Notes */

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'''My Dad Died Too''' is the two hundred twenty fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
Transcribing please DO NOT EDIT FOR A FEW. Thanks

==Notes==
*This video proves that spencers got some sugar in his tank.

Barb

2007-06-21T07:23:38Z

207.200.116.13:

{{Person
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| actor = Cameos#Staley_Prom{{!}}Staley Prom
| first = [[It's A Cult]]
| last = [[It's A Cult]]
| color = plum
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'''Barbara a.k.a. Barb''' is a [[Hymn of One]] member. She appeared at the seminar in [[It's A Cult]], as a speaker. The [[Hymn of One|HoO]] seminar was conducted on May 31, 2007. From what she said, one can assume that Barb loves her life as an HoO member, and she also loves not wearing a bra.

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[[Category:Seen characters]]

Like A Virgin

2007-06-14T20:42:02Z

207.200.116.137: lol..revert to this when things go wrong

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| caption = KINKY SCHOOLGIRLS. Call 1-900-TOY4YOU...Im waiting for you to teach me, hunny!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = June 14th, 2007
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| length = 2:24
| description = Sorry Jonas, but your email was just too much . . . I had to make this video.
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'''Like A Virgin''' is the two hundred twelfth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' As many of you know, Jonas sent me an email. This email was also CC'd to Sarah and BCC'd to Daniel. Just between you and I, Jonas, it seems like there's a lot of mixed messages going on here. Teacher Taylor's gonna break it down for you. Mixed message number one: well, just between you and I is really mixed message number one so...Mixed message number two: "And Sarah seems to be getting some freaky pleasure out of making fun of me right now." Very interesting. According to my analysis, what you're really saying is that you, Jonas, want to give my sister, Sarah, freaky pleasure. Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky... Anyone that would take the time to be so condescending as to define a word such as "callous"...I dunno. I'd say callous kinda says it all. "And what's up with her telling everyone Bree was my first time?" It was my first time. What is up with that? And twice you ask "What's your sister's problem?" Here's the thing - there are other people in this world. Lots. And, believe it or not, Jonas, they all have problems. So, yes, Sarah has problems too. She's selfish. She's selfish because...well...she just is. ''(Whispers)'' Probably genetic. ''(Normal volume)'' She's confused. She's confused because she's at a crossroads in her life. I mean, she just finished high school, and she has her whole life ahead of her. She doesn't know what to do next. She's hurt. Sarah's really hurt by what's going on with her parents. It doesn't take a lot of thinking to figure out that one. I'd like to thank everyone for joining me for this week's session of "De-constructing Jonas." I hope you can all join me next week, when I look into more of the many reasons why so many people ''("Like Jonas" pops up on the screen)'' think that the world only revolves around them and their problems. ''(Taylor curtsies.)''

==Notes==
* A transcript of the email is available [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=403381&sid=22bd786f107a8bb26b28250b6cf5c7ff#40338 here]
*The title of this video is also the title of a popular Madonna song.
* Jonas denies nothing in his email, that Bree was his first or that he and Bree had sex.
* Taylor's "De-constructing Jonas" might be a parody of Bree's "Proving Science Wrong".
* In the email, Jonas says: "oh, sorry, let me define 'callous' for anyone who might be reading this (like sarah) who's command of the english language seems to be limited to 'do you wanna?'." [sic] In this sentence alone, Jonas makes several grammatical and punctuation errors, as well as common mistakes made by those with a "limited command" of the English language. (He also opens the email with the common mistake, "between you and I," which Taylor repeats.) Jonas, while attempting to be condescending, comes across as foolish.
* Taylor mentions that the e-mail was "BCC'd to Daniel". BCC is an abbreviation for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_carbon_copy Blind Carbon Copy]. The e-mail adresses in this field cannot be seen by other recipients.

Talk:Herman

2007-06-12T03:56:11Z

207.200.116.204:

dude, I gotta say, this page rocks! Herman drinking a beer gave it a nice finishing touch! --Xwestsidex

User talk:207.200.116.74

2007-06-12T03:41:05Z

207.200.116.9:

Please only place appropriate notes on the video pages, or all pages for that matter, unlike the edit you made to [[The Morning After]]. If you continue, you may be '''raped''' by my boyfriend, and Ill get the pleasure of saying "congratulations! have a fun week off!"--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 19:02, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

Hey Jonpro, guess who? Ey I just ate something the other night. Ill give you a hint. It starts with an "F", and if you eat it the right way, a girl will start whimpering and squirming with pleasure...what is it?

The Morning After

2007-06-11T21:58:10Z

207.200.116.74:

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| caption = Last night was ''amazing''.
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| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Jan Libby, and Ross Berger
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
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| Previous = HOLY SH%T!!!
| Next =

| PreviousB = Bedside Manner
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'''The Morning After''' is the two hundred ninth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is lying in bed without a shirt on. Camera pans up his body and he raises a coffee mug to the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Good morning. Cheers. So I just ran into [[Daniel]] like five seconds ago in the uh, kitchen. Thanks for the coffee. Oh, and thanks for the heads up. I found out about the "[[HOLY SH%T!!!|Sarah find]]" and... eh. I guess maybe I should be pissed, on some level, but (''takes a sip of coffee'') I'm really not. I actually think it's kind of cool that my first kiss with [[Bree]] was recorded. Posterity. Daniel, I noticed the cold shoulder. Look, if you're not going to talk to me, then I'm going to talk to you through this. Look man, I wish you would get over it. I mean you say... you say you're over it. But that's not the way you're acting. Come on, man. This is a good thing. This is a ''really'' good thing. You know Bree. And if she's allowing me to get this close to her, I mean it's amazing. This is (''grins'') amazing. I don't know why you're trying to make me feel bad. Look, I know this man. This is our old Bree. She's out from under their power. Don't you get that? She's back! I know it, because I can see it in her eyes, man. I can ''see'' it. I've never been more sure about anything in my whole life.

(''Cuts to Jonas standing in front of the bathroom door.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, we all know Bree likes her long showers, but this is getting a little ridiculous, so let's check it out. (''He knocks on the door.'') Hey, you need any help in there? (''He smiles at the camera.'') Hey Bree? (''He knocks again.'') Bree, you want breakfast? I can make you anything you want! Bree...? Hey... Bree? (''He opens the bathroom door.'') Hey... (''He pulls back the shower curtain, revealing that Bree is not there.'') NO!!! (''camera pans left and down as if dropped'')

==Notes==
*When Jonas says "I actually think it's kind of cool...", at around 1:41, the camera pans slightly to the left, revealing a pink shirt hanging on the bed post. This hints that Bree and Jonas [[Relationships#Bree_and_Jonas|might have spent the night together]], and could have engaged in sexual intercourse. However, Bree was wearing a red shirt with white polka dots the night before, which does not match the shirt that we see in the video. Then again, she could've been wearing a different shirt to bed, prior to her morning shower.
*There has been some speculation that this may be Bree's bedroom because of the design of the bed and the wallpaper. (seen in the video: ''Bedside Manner''
*Jonas's coffee cup has the logo of the educational film series {{wikipedia|Schoolhouse_Rock%21|Schoolhouse Rock!}} on it.
*The cup of coffee seems to be empty.
*This is the second time we've seen Jonas [[Crazy Emo Chick|shirtless]].
**Both times that Jonas is shown shirtless, Bree is taking a shower, meaning he's probably getting ready to get up and jab his dick in her when she walks out with the towel around her.

It's A Cult

2007-06-01T23:38:17Z

207.200.116.131:

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| caption = Can we get something to eat after this? I do like Donuts . . . .
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| length = 4:26
| description = Daniel, Sarah and I, went to the location in The Hymn of One message. From there, we found the location for the seminar.
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'''It's a Cult''' is the two hundred and third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''A man who appears to be a Watcher stands in a park, in the distance. During Jonas's next line, several people, including Jennifer, walk up to the man and are given a flyer.'')

'''Jonas:''' OK, so here's the deal. Last week, you know, [[Bree]] made these videos looking for new recruits. Then all of a sudden, this [[Hymn of One#Audition|survey]] shows up on the [http://www.hymnofone.org Hymn of One website], people fill it out, and then the chosen few get these invitations to show up to "audition" to be a part of this freak group. And now we're in this park, with this guy in a black suit, handing out invitations. Weird.

(''Cut to shot of an invitation that says "Welcome Brothers and Sisters to '''The Hymn of One New Recruit Seminar''' -- Are You Ready to Sing Your Eternal Song?"'') Alright, so this is what the invitation looks like. It was given to us by someone here at the park and, uh, it gives the address of where the seminar is gonna be. So, guess what, we're on our way there right now.

(''Cut to Jonas, Daniel, and Sarah hiding behind a tree. In front of them is a parking lot of a hotel.'')

'''Daniel:''' It's a very exciting day. We're waiting for the Hymn of One's new recruits to enter the hotel for their big seminar. Hey, and we kinda hope Bree might show, since she's in all of the new recruits videos.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, I'm sure she'll be here to tell all the newbies how great her life is now she's with the H of O.

'''Sarah:''' Can we get something to eat after this? 'Cause I'm starving.

'''Jonas:''' (''whispering'') Maybe, maybe. (''indicates toward the parking lot'') That's Carl and Sonia, right?

(''Cut to Carl and Sonia, dressed in white, walking toward the hotel. They are followed by another couple, Barb and Chris, also in white.'')

'''Jonas:''' Look!

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

'''Sarah:''' They're weird lookin'.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, and their "merry friends." Do you know who that is?

'''Sarah:''' No.

'''Jonas:''' No idea.

(''Cut to Sarah and Daniel frantically running back from the hotel to the tree.'')

'''Jonas:''' C'mere, c'mere! What'd you guys find, what'd you find? (''Sarah breathes heavily, and looks pointedly toward the camera'') What'd you find??

'''Daniel:''' We were so close, we didn't get spotted by the Hymn of One crew. They might have seen Sarah.

'''Sarah:''' They didn't see me.

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure?

'''Sarah:''' They ''didn't'' see me.

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure?

'''Sarah:''' I'm positive, they didn't see me!

'''Jonas:''' So they're definitely here?

'''Daniel and Sarah''': Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' This is great.

(''Cut to some time later'')

'''Sarah:''' This is getting ridiculous, I mean, how long does it take to sing a song?

'''Jonas:''' Dude, do you think, do you think that maybe, like, they exit out of a different place that has another door?

'''Daniel:''' I hope not.

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure you didn't get seen, Sarah?

'''Sarah:''' Are you sure--

'''Jonas:''' Are you ''sure'' you didn't get seen?

'''Sarah:''' No!

(''A group of three people come out of the hotel'')

'''Sarah:''' Who is--?

'''Jonas:''' Who is that?

'''Daniel:''' I don't know.

'''Jonas:''' Do they look, do they look familiar?

'''Sarah:''' Go, go get them! Go get them!

'''Daniel:''' Should I talk to them?

'''Sarah:''' Go get them! Yes! (''Jonas starts to leave'') Go! Go!

(''Daniel walks over and talks to the group, and brings them over to the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Just act... normal, I guess.

'''Sarah:''' "Normal?"

'''Jonas:''' They're comin' right here.

'''Sarah:''' Mm-hmm, just don't sing any songs.

(''The three people -- Man #1, Man #2, and Jennifer -- are now standing in front of the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey.

'''Daniel:''' So, yeah, we missed the meeting, we just kinda wanted to know... anything about it, really.

'''Man #1:''' They taught us how to hear... our own song.

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Jonas:''' Man, I wish I would have , like, been there, to know what happened inside, just to get to see everything, it's too bad...

'''Man #2:''' I, I snuck a camera in there, I mean, I'll... if you guys want the footage.

'''Sarah:''' What? Seriously?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah!

'''Jonas:''' Seriously, you would do that?

'''Man #2:''' Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' Than-- Thanks, man, yeah, that'd be... that'd be awesome.

'''Daniel:''' Anything else?

'''Man #1:''' Well, they did give us these flyers. Um, they're all under a blue stone?

'''Daniel:''' Hey, Sarah, turn it off.

(''Cut to the footage from inside the seminar. The same song from the recruitment videos is playing, Sonia is speaking in the background, indistinct.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''voice-over'') So we got home and looked at the footage that that guy gave us. Here it is, check it out for yourself.

'''Sonia:''' ...and then we'll get started, as soon as everyone has a seat.

(''The audience members eventually sit down.'')

'''Carl:''' Welcome...

'''Carl and Sonia:''' ...to our Hymn of One seminar!

'''Jennifer:''' (''from the audience'') My name's Jennifer, and, um, I like a lot of different kinds of music, I like instrumental, like Beethoven, I'm fond of Amy Winehouse, and, um, I like Coldplay.

'''Barb:''' (''in front of the group'') I remember when I first came to my Hymn of One seminar, I sat in the back, and I tried to concentrate on what the Brothers and Sisters were saying... (''small time cut'') ...felt an indescribable, unbelievable sense of "All is Well," and I had an amazing beautiful song in my head.

'''Chris:''' (''in front of the group'') My name is Chris, and uh, I, too, like Barbara, I found my eternal song here, through the, the Hymn of One. I came to the seminar, I was sittin' here, and... the whole time I was just so skeptical, so cynical, I... I kept laughin' under my breath at things, just kinda thinkin' I knew it all... It's kinda weird to even describe, but when I was goin' home, I felt like... I had this incredible moment of clarity. I just felt like, um... I feel weird even saying it, but I felt like everything around me, like the people, the cars, like even, like, almost like the whole universe was calling out to me, and just telling me that this was my Eternal Song. And at that moment, I just felt, I felt at peace, I felt like everything was gonna be okay. So, guys, I found, I found my Eternal Song, and I really, really hope that... you guys will find it, too, so... thank you.

(''The audience thanks him back and applauds.'')

'''Carl:''' (''in front of a whiteboard'') There's something else I would like to stress to you all about our organization here, it's something very important, very, very fundamental to us, and uh, and I think you all with appreciate it. (''writing with a dry erase marker'') It's a very simple concept. (''cut to Carl standing in front of the group'') "The Hymn of One is fun!" Just, you all just say it with me, just a couple of times, just to get it out, just to, to let it sink into your being. With me now...

'''Everyone:''' The Hymn of One is fun.

==Notes==

* In this video, Sarah is wearing Daniel's [[cap]] from [[CAMP PLAY]], which she later gives back to him. This might by another sign of their growing [[Relationships#Daniel_and_Sarah|relationship]].
* This video marks the first appearance of actual Lonelygirl15 fans in a video (other than [[Katharine McPhee]]).
* Lonelygirl15 fan and forum poster Voyboy appears in this video, as the seminar participant who claims to have filmed inside the seminar. It is unknown whether he was given [[Orange Slurpee|orange slurpees]] in return for this work. He was able to meet Yousef, Jackson, and Alexandra.
* Lonelygirl15 fan and forum poster Carmilla07 appears at 2:28, wearing a tan shirt and blue jeans.
*Barb forgot to wear a bra in this video.

Entertaining Myself

2007-05-31T04:21:05Z

207.200.116.12:

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| forumid = 10795
| length = 3:29
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'''Entertaining Myself''' is the two hundred second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' Believe me (''whispers'') when I tell you I don't video blog. I'm just bored out of my mind. So I'm doing this as kind of like, an art installation piece. Title of my piece: Bored As Hell Blogging. I'm the art. (''Air quotes'') "Me." Stuck in this room, 'cause out there are the gloom and doom brothers. I thought coming to California would be a magical adventure. (''Sarah looks around and the sound of water dripping can be heard.'') Isn't exactly what I had in mind, is it? (''Cut to a close-up of Sarah's face'') We must fight the Order! We must save Bree! Ruuun!! Ugh. I'm sorry. Bree left willingly, you know? Plus, she seems pretty into this whole lame Hymn of One crap. Those videos make me fall over. (''She falls backward onto the bed.'') (''Imitating Bree'') Sing the eternal annoying song. (''She gags.'') Ugh. I don't know if I wanna be part of this. (''Cut to Sarah doing a backbend on top of her bed.'') Imagine it's like a hundred and ten degrees in my room. Hot. And I'm doing it Bikram style. (''She falls down.'') That's yoga, you pervs.

(''Musical montage of Sarah kissing, slapping, and otherwise abusing P. Monkey.'')

My bored as hell blogging continues. I am now going to say whatever pops into my head. Red. Black. Boots. Ninja. (''She makes an attempt at a ninja pose while sitting.'') Cheese. Colossus. Colossus loves cheese. I like donuts. (''She taps on the camera'') Hello in there.

(''Cut to Sarah now video chatting with Taylor. Taylor is visible on Sarah's laptop screen, and she is talking quite loquaciously into a headset microphone.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera, talking over Taylor'') Chitty-chatty Taylor is going on and on. I'm more bored than I was before.

'''Taylor:''' (''In the background'') ...And she tried to get them off but instead she like sliced my finger open and it was really gory and then we--

'''Sarah:''' (''To Taylor.'') Okay, be quiet now! I need to know if you're taking good care of Colossus.

'''Taylor:''' Colossus is good.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean by "good"?

'''Taylor:''' ''Good.''

'''Sarah:''' Is he dead?

'''Taylor:''' Sarah! I didn't kill your ferret. He's fine.

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera'') If she killed my ferret, I'm going to be pissed off.

'''Taylor:''' But I'm sure he misses you.

'''Sarah:''' Hm, sweet. Anything new with Mom?

'''Taylor:''' Umm... she cut her hair really short, and tried to make it light blonde, but it turned out red.

'''Sarah:''' (''Makes a face at the camera'') That's pretty.

'''Taylor:''' It's a lot better than it sounds.

'''Sarah:''' Okay then.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, Dad called Mom and left her a message on her cell phone.

'''Sarah:''' What did he say?

'''Taylor:''' I don't know, Mom wouldn't let me listen to the message, but it made her completely sad for like, two days. Sarah, you should call her again. She got really happy after she talked to you yesterday.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I'll try. (''Turns to the camera and mouths'') No I won't.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, before I forget, Perry says hi.

'''Sarah:''' You're hanging out with Perry?

'''Taylor:''' Well, he came over to get his shirt he left here and yeah, we hung out.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean you hung out?

'''Taylor:''' It means that um, Perry is nice. And um, (''lifts up her hair to reveal what seems to be a hickey'') kinda cute.

'''Sarah:''' Get that away from me! (''She gags again'') I just threw up in my mouth.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, over dramatic.

'''Sarah:''' Does he know that he can get arrested in like fifty states for even touching you?

'''Taylor:''' He's only seventeen, he won't be eighteen for like, two months.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, great, tell him that he can suck away on you for the next two months. All right, umm... I gotta go, 'cause uh, you're making my bored as hell blogging more boring than it is. (''She closes her laptop'') Bye.

'''Taylor:''' Wait, no, Sarah--

(''Cut scene to Sarah on her bed.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm pretending this stuffed monkey is Daniel. (''She kisses P. Monkey, then presses him to her chest. She sighs and turns her head sideways.'') That's his favorite part.

==Notes==
* This is the first appearance of [[Purple Monkey]] since [[Training Hard]] on March 13, 2007. The 77 day gap between P. Monkey appearances is the longest the series has ever gone without showing P. Monkey.
* [[Daniel's puppy]] appears in the background of this video, proving he is not a one vlog wonder.
*this is the first video where P. monkey gets bitchslapped

Talk:My Sister = Slut

2007-05-24T06:25:03Z

207.200.116.131: /* Sleazy?? */

==Changing image ==
I changed the image back to the original, so that it would be consistent with the main page. The reason I didn't change it the other way was that the only reason Jbshryne gave for changing it here was "I like this one.", which is no greater than my liking the original. If Jbshryne wants to give a reason it's more appropriate and there is consensus we can put the other one in both places. But think that this image and caption is more in line with the title and content of the video -[[User:Misty|misty]] 16:32, 23 May 2007 (CDT)
:Yes, but I have to admit that Jbshryne's was rather amusing. [[User:SilverBULLETx3|silverX3]] 17:55, 23 May 2007 (CDT)
:: Yes it is. It's just I had 2 ways to fix the problem and I chose the way that made more sense to me. If Jbshryne had made a comment here that was compelling, I would have changed it on the main page instead. -[[User:Misty|misty]] 18:11, 23 May 2007 (CDT)

::: There's no rule that says the pictures need to be the same. Sometimes it's more fun to have different pictures and in this case, JB had a really clever caption, so let's go with the option that's more fun! --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:53, 23 May 2007 (CDT)

:::: I would love to see Jbshryne's picture and awesome caption back up. It was IMO more humorous and it's a nice way to tie the girls together. [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 22:49, 23 May 2007 (CDT)
::::: Ok looks like most everyone thinks it should be the other pic - I'm going to change it to go along with the majority. -[[User:Misty|misty]] 01:14, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

==Sleazy??==
Those pictures Sarah posted on MySpace? They don't seem sleazy to me at all, let alone REALLY sleazy. imo, Taylor is overreacting. -A
: totally, those pics are more dopey than sleazy, but then again maybe the sleazy ones had to be removed. Anyone see it b4 the video was posted? -[[User:Misty|misty]] 22:50, 23 May 2007 (CDT)
::I saw them before the video went up, they're the same photos. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 23:46, 23 May 2007 (CDT)
:::Taylor's probably just a bush supporter, that's all... [[User:Xwestsidex|Xwestsidex]]

Comfort Food

2007-05-22T06:44:16Z

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| caption = My grandma was a hustler! but I killed her with a ham & butter sandwich...
| blogger = Daniel
| date = May 21st, 2007
| url = {{lg15|255}}
| forumid = 10382
| length = 2:39
| description = We left Zavalla and are back at Jonas's. I'm pretty bummed right now, so I decided to blog.
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'''Comfort Food''' is the one hundred ninety-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel is in Jonas's libary.'')

'''Daniel:''' Hey, everyone, so, Jonas and I decided to head back to his house and... look for some information that might help us find Bree. We left Saturday. Basically ran out of options in Zavalla. But we're pretty confused about the stuff we found in Julia's medical record. If Bree's trait positive and Julia's trait negative, then Julia can't be the [[The Ceremony (ritual)|ceremony]] girl, right? I guess we can't be sure. Since Bree left, I've had loss of appetite, lack of energy, problems sleeping, and an upset stomach. Four out of five symptoms of (''Daniel does air quotes'') acute loss as defined by some medical website. First time I experienced loss, I was sixteen. My grandma died. She had been a real stabilizing force in my life. (''Footage of Daniel's grandma's funeral.'') Both my parents are whacked out, kinda. So I'd spend a lot of time at her house. (''Footage of Daniel's grandma's house.'') One thing I learned from my grandmother. When you're with someone, you never know what moment with them is gonna be your last. I used to drive her around to different bridge games. She had a regular game for a while, until people got upset because she won so much money. My grandma was a hustler. The last day I spent with her, I drove her across town to this bridge game. She won, of course. Went home and I made her ham and butter sandwiches. It's kind of a tradition that started when I was little. (''Music plays and footage of Daniel making sandwiches is seen.'') She said she liked them, but I don't know. And we sat down and watched Wheel of Fortune. And she fell asleep on the couch. And I took a blanket, covered her, tucked her in. And I left, went back home. Later we got a phone call, and I guess she had had a stroke that night, and she died. (''Footage of kids running around in a cemetery.'') The next few weeks were really hard on me. I had trouble sleeping, eating. I felt a lot like I do right now. These last few times I've seen Bree take off, I've often wondered, is this the last time I'm gonna see Bree, alive? It scares me. I don't know what I'd do without her. She's my best friend. What if the last moment we had together was sitting in the back of Jonas's car waiting for [[the Order]] to show up? I wasn't even that nice to her. I kept telling her it was a bad idea to get out of the car. I mean, I was right, but still... We need a plan. I'll let you know when I come up with one.

==Notes==
* The cemetery shown is the Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Hollywood Hills, CA.
*In response to the comments Daniel got on Youtube, Daniel posted the following:
"You guys are awesome. A lot of you have said or sent nice things about the video i just posted . . . it means a lot to me. So, like I promised, Jonas and I decided to be proactive and come up with a plan. The first thing we thought to do was to go through Bree's things to see if we could find anything useful - yeah, I know, that is pretty rude, but we had to do something. Here is what we found:

1) Owen - we searched him for bugs but found nothing
2) the flash drive - it only had that file with the Order symbols
3) note from bree's dad left inside p. monkey - it's a little weird but seems innocent
4) Order in the Modern Empire manuscript - not sure there is anything there we don't already know.

so, not sure what to do next.

well, thanks again for watching the vid."

*News of Daniel and Jonas leaving zavalla was first hinted in [[Sarah]]'s blog [http://blog.myspace.com/skyisempty99] before this video aired, confirming it:
''"...All I can think about are my new friends and how they bailed on me. Why couldn't they have stayed here forever?..."'' -- (Refering to Daniel & Jonas leaving)

I Know What Boys Like

2007-05-17T02:15:35Z

207.200.116.136: added a little spice to the caption

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| image = 0193-SarahRemovingTopWithTaylor.jpg
| caption = ''This'' is what boys like...WOOOOO!!!YEAAHHHH!!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = May 15th, 2007
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| description = Jonas and Daniel seem really upset right now, so I wanted to cheer them up. Apparently Sarah had a different idea of what that meant.
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'''I Know What Boys Like''' is the one hundred ninety-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' These last few days have been pretty tough. Bree took off and I kind of blame myself. I mean, I am the one who told them to come here. Anyway, I was in the forum, moping all weekend. I don't know what I would have done without you guys. So thanks for cheering me up. And Jonas, I guess you're right. It really isn't my fault that Bree's missing, I just... I wish that we had something to go on. Anything.

So enough of that. I'm worried about Jonas and Daniel. Daniel in particular. They called us last night to hang out, but my mom would ''not'' let us go. So typical of her. Ever since my dad left... nevermind.

Daniel, Jonas, even though I can't leave the house, I'm going to cheer you up. You need some cheering up.

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside of Sarah's door. There is a note on the door saying "Memories Flooded My Mind. Like a delicate symphony Wet with Blood." Taylor points to it.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah's new quote of the day. So, I thought this would be more fun with Sarah, but as usual, she's being lame. "Taylor, video blogging is for babies." What the [[Four-letter words|hell]] is Sarah's problem? It's not like I did anything wrong. Ever since dad left, she's been getting more and more bitter. This "I hate the world thing" is totally an act. It's not her. Freshmen year she was a cheerleader. (''She holds up a picture.'')

(''Video cuts, Sarah is now in Taylor's room with her.'')

'''Taylor:''' So Sarah decided to contribute. After much protest, she is here.

'''Sarah:''' I'm only doing this for you guys. (''Winks'') Video blogging - still stupid. As for Taylor, little baby brat. (''She pushes Taylor.'')

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me Taylor.

(''Sarah waves her arms around Taylor's head.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, stop it.

(''She pushes Sarah. Sarah pushes her back.'')

'''Taylor:''' So, what should we do?

'''Sarah:''' You tell me chief. Your idea.

'''Taylor:''' What do boys like?

(''Sarah looks at the camera suggestively and begins to take off her jacket.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah!!

(''She moves in front of Sarah. Camera cuts and Sarah is sitting in the corner with her back to the camera.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah is now officially in time out. I'm going to present to you a more PG form of entertainment - soccer! I'm going to share with you a little soccer slang. I'm going to tell you all the ways...

'''Sarah:''' Booooorrrinnnngg.

'''Taylor:''' ...all the ways that you can say you beat someone. You waste them, you paste them, we took them out behind the wood pile, we...

(''Sarah gets up and puts her hand over Taylor's mouth.'')

'''Sarah:''' Every time you score a goal, a starving child in Africa dies.

'''Taylor:''' God, you're so morbid.

(''Cuts to Taylor and Sarah sitting next to each other again.'')

'''Taylor:''' Well, that didn't go over too well here. (''Sarah shakes her head no.'') Sarah thinks she can do things that are more funny, (''Sarah shakes her head yes.'') so without further adieu, I present stupid Sarah tricks.

(''Sarah lifts her leg up and bends it in various directions.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, that's just lame. You want to be impressed? I can do this.

(''She gets close the the camera and begins to shake her eyeballs. Sarah does weird things with her tongue. Taylor "honks" her nose. Cuts to the girls holding cherries.'')

'''Taylor:''' Now for the grand finale, Sarah will attempt to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue.

'''Sarah:''' A very difficult task.

(''The girls put the cherries in their mouth. After a few seconds, they take them out. Sarah's is in a knot, but Taylor's is just bent.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ta da!

'''Taylor:''' I came kinda close... So I think that's all we got for you today boys. Hope we weren't too boring.

'''Sarah:''' I don't have anything to say.

'''Taylor:''' Well, that's because you're a boring person.

'''Sarah:''' No, actually, I'm terribly intellectual, I just chose not to be narcissistic like some people.

'''Taylor:''' I'm not narciss... I'm not.

==Notes==