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Orange Slurpee

2006-11-28T15:59:43Z

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''''''Orange Slurpee'''

Over time, bored forum members devised the theory that orange is a symbol for evil and that those who drink orange slurpees are signing over their immortal soul to [[The Order]]. Further, it has been suggested that when orange appears in a video, it is a foreshadowing of evil.

This came about when Sydney claimed to be so bored, she found the average of the two times shown on the clock in the video "Proving Longitude Wrong", 7:10 and 7:12, and thus decided that she should go to 7-11 and try a slurpee.

Later, users claimed that all slurpee machines had been broken except for orange, which lead to a discussion about how the cult is trying to poison us through orange slurpees.

Characters Who Have Played A Major Role in Orange Slurpee's character development:

Sydney, Lizard, Joe, HoorayForMeImMakingOut, Grace, QuickClick, Heidi, Georgia, Orange Slurpee, Marbella, Tessaroo, and many others.

Sharpl helped confirm our fears when she posted this: (They Disappeared video comment #314)
OMG Joe, Lizard, Heidi, Sydney, et al -
http://tinyurl.com/yn59wa

At one point, Lizard directs us to a photo of an orange dressed as Darth Vader, harvesting other oranges to make the Orange Slurpees.
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i92/kespohla/slurpeemaker.jpg

As you can see, these Orange Slurpees and possibly other Orange products (i.e Orange Juice), are very serious and VERY destructive.

However, Orange Slurpee has started a website in his/her defense, stating that OS is unaffiliated with the Order and actually has NO evil intentions:

http://www.myspace.com/orange_slurpee

Shortly after this website was erected, the "[[Breakfast In Bed]]" video clip came out, showing multiple images and references to oranges. Orange Slurpee commented on this the most recent OS blog.

[[jonastko]] went on record in the LG15 chat on 27 November 2006 as being a fan of orange slurpees and one who hangs around at the local 7-11.

See Also:
HorrayForMeImMakingOut's video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI ==

Don't Trust The Authorities

2006-11-13T16:55:23Z

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| number = 072
| image = GemmaPlunge.gif
| caption = Gemma's holding her breath for new plot developments.
| blogger = [[Gemma]]
| date = November 13th, 2006
| url = [http://lonelygirl15.com/?p=105 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = You were right not to trust the authorities...
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'''Don't Trust The Authorities''' is the seventy-second video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].
==Transcript==
'''Gemma:''' I'm glad you went with your instincts on this, Bree. You were right not to trust the authorities. They may not be who they seem. The best thing for now would be to stay put and soak in the pool. You know watching, um, [[Thor]], [[Owen]] and [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]] kind of reminded me of my favorite olympic game. The plunge for distance! [http://www.topendsports.com/events/discontinued/plunge.htm] It was featured in the 1904 Olympics. It requires participants to dive into the pool, remain rigid, and float as far as they could. And they could not draw a single breath. (''Gemma takes a deep breath, puffs out her cheeks, checks her watch, and then pretends to pass out.'') I have this visual in my head of these logs just bobbing about like bumper cars. Regrettably, the sport was discontinued the next time around. It's a real loss. I think Owen and Thor would be quite good at it; I'm not sure about P. Monkey, though. He's kind of a wanker. Anyway, keep doing what you're doing, and you'll be fine. Oh, don't tell P. Monkey what I said about him he looks like a fragile little ???. Take care!

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Bree's blogs]]

And she called P. Monkey a wanker. The definition of "Wanker" Is ---

wank‧er /ˈwæŋkər/ Pronunciation Key -
Show Spelled Pronunciation[wang-ker] Pronunciation Key -
Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Chiefly British and Australian Slang (vulgar).
1. a contemptible person; jerk.
2. a male masturbator.

Many people have been complaining about her calling the puppet that. It is very rude to say that though.

Don't Trust The Authorities

2006-11-13T16:54:22Z

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| number = 072
| image = GemmaPlunge.gif
| caption = Gemma's holding her breath for new plot developments.
| blogger = [[Gemma]]
| date = November 13th, 2006
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| Previous = Motel Pool
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'''Don't Trust The Authorities''' is the seventy-second video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].
==Transcript==
'''Gemma:''' I'm glad you went with your instincts on this, Bree. You were right not to trust the authorities. They may not be who they seem. The best thing for now would be to stay put and soak in the pool. You know watching, um, [[Thor]], [[Owen]] and [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]] kind of reminded me of my favorite olympic game. The plunge for distance! [http://www.topendsports.com/events/discontinued/plunge.htm] It was featured in the 1904 Olympics. It requires participants to dive into the pool, remain rigid, and float as far as they could. And they could not draw a single breath. (''Gemma takes a deep breath, puffs out her cheeks, checks her watch, and then pretends to pass out.'') I have this visual in my head of these logs just bobbing about like bumper cars. Regrettably, the sport was discontinued the next time around. It's a real loss. I think Owen and Thor would be quite good at it; I'm not sure about P. Monkey, though. He's kind of a wanker. Anyway, keep doing what you're doing, and you'll be fine. Oh, don't tell P. Monkey what I said about him he looks like a fragile little ???. Take care!

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Bree's blogs]]

And she called P. Monkey a wanker. The definition of "Wanker" Is ---

wank‧er /ˈwæŋkər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[wang-ker] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Chiefly British and Australian Slang (vulgar).
1. a contemptible person; jerk.
2. a male masturbator.

Many people have been complaining about her calling the puppet that. It is very rude to say that though.

Deacon

2006-11-13T16:08:43Z

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In [[I Talked To My Parents]] [[Bree]] mentions the deacons of her religion for the first time. It is unclear how they are related to [[The Elders]] of her [[Bree's religion]].

According to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikipedia] a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deacon deacon] is a role in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_church Christian Church] which is generally associated with service of some kind. Although the term is used in Christianity, it is not an exclusively Christian term. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deacon#Scots_usage Wikipedia state that]: "In Scots language, the title deacon is used for a head-workman, a master or chairman of a trade guild, or one who is adept, expert and proficient. The term deaconry refers to the office of a deacon or the trade guild under a deacon." Some of the ritual traditions of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guild guilds] were conserved in order organizations such as the [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php/Freemason Freemasons] and [[Aleister Crowley]] is know to have been influenced by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry Freemasonry].

There is an ecclesiastical arm of the [[Ordo Templi Orientis]] (OTO) an international fraternal initiatory organization devoted to promulgating the Law of [[Thelema]], called the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecclesia_Gnostica_Catholica Ecclesia Gnostica Catholica] (EGC)

The chief function of EGC is the public and private performance of the [[Gnostic Mass]] (Liber XV), a eucharistic ritual written by Crowley in 1913.

The first ordination in E.G.C. is that of the Diaconate. Second Degree initiates of O.T.O. who have been confirmed in E.G.C. can be ordained as Deacons, whose principal duties are to assist the Priesthood.

There is likely to be a connection between "The Deacons" and "[[The Elders]]" but the story line has not yet clarified that issue.

After the video [[Life's Not Fair]] a [[Lonelygirl15]] user named "The Deacons" posted a comment. It is not yet clear if there is any connection between this user name, "The Deacons" mentioned in the videos, or "[[The Creators]]" . The content of the post contained the arabic for [[Urim and Thummim]]. It should be noted, however, that anyone can post under any name on a main video thread.

In [[On The Run]], a Deacon is seen escorting [[Bree]]'s parents from their house. Bree identifies him as one of the Deacons from [[The Ceremony]].

Following the [[Learning Egyptian]] video, [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=100&play=1#comment-13635 the deacons commmented]: [[Image: The_deacons_nov10.jpg]]

According to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nechemya Wikipedia]: "was a person in the Bible, believed to be the primary author of the Book of Nehemiah. He was the son of Hachaliah (Neh. 1:1), and probably of the Tribe of Judah. His family must have lived in Jerusalem (Neh. 2:3)." It is intereseting that they use the word [[Ascendant|Ascend]] since it has astrological significance.

Again, we see a reference to [[Urim and Thummim]]. [[Image: Urim_and_Thummim2.jpg]]

This suggests that the Deacons plan on using [[Bree]] as a "medium" to communicate with "other life forces" during [[Bree's ritual]]. [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=100&play=1#comment-13690 In response to this a user comments]: "In a video where Bree is discussing what Lucy said about her having imaginary friends, could she be preparing her for something where Bree needs to ‘communicate’ with something that is not there? Surely if she was used to imagining conversations with her stuffed toys, it would be easier to manipulate her mind for their own uses?"

After the [[Motel Pool]] video [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=103&play=1#comment-13824 The Deacons commented]:
[[Image: The_deacons_motel.jpg]]

They also commented her a few comments later saying, "Bree
We are glad that you stopped to rest. We will be there soon."
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Purple Monkey

2006-11-13T16:00:22Z

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[[Image:Pmonkey.jpg|thumb|295px|Freeze frame of P. Monkey from Bree's video blog.]]

'''Purple Monkey''' aka '''P. Monkey''' is a hand-puppet featured in many of [[Bree|Bree's]] videos. It is widely available at Target stores. Purple Monkey first appears in [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]] on Bree's bed for a brief moment when Bree is shown spinning around during the Gnarls Barkley song montage. Episode 2, [[Purple Monkey (video)|Purple Monkey]] is dedicated to introducing Purple Monkey, where she is described as being from Texas, not liking the fact she's a puppet, and as someone who helps Bree out.
<p>Purple Monkey seems to have gender issues as it has been referred to by Bree as both she and he, though mostly as she.

P. Monkey sometimes gets made fun of by Bree (when she covers it's ears and says something) but In the video "Don't Trust The Authorities" P. Monkey is called a "Wanker" By Gemma When she said he/she could not swim. *Poor P. Monkey!*

== Connection to Lucy ==
[[Lucy]] is a character later introduced in the series who is also somebody who helps Bree. Towards the beginning of the series, P. Monkey plays a very frequent role and is Bree's helper. However, in the later episodes as the ceremony approaches, P. Monkey appears less and less and Lucy is now called the helper. Bree makes the point of asking Lucy if it is okay for her to have stuffed animal friends (ex: P. Monkey). Lucy rephrases Bree's words by referring to them as "imaginary friends", and says they are a positive thing for people to have because they can talk to them when there is no one else around.
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Purple Monkey

2006-11-13T15:58:42Z

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[[Image:Pmonkey.jpg|thumb|295px|Freeze frame of P. Monkey from Bree's video blog.]]

'''Purple Monkey''' aka '''P. Monkey''' is a hand-puppet featured in many of [[Bree|Bree's]] videos. It is widely available at Target stores. Purple Monkey first appears in [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]] on Bree's bed for a brief moment when Bree is shown spinning around during the Gnarls Barkley song montage. Episode 2, [[Purple Monkey (video)|Purple Monkey]] is dedicated to introducing Purple Monkey, where she is described as being from Texas, not liking the fact she's a puppet, and as someone who helps Bree out.
<p>Purple Monkey seems to have gender issues as it has been referred to by Bree as both she and he, though mostly as she. In the video "Don't Trust The Authorities" P. Monkey is called a "Wanker" By Gemma When she said he/she could not swim.

== Connection to Lucy ==
[[Lucy]] is a character later introduced in the series who is also somebody who helps Bree. Towards the beginning of the series, P. Monkey plays a very frequent role and is Bree's helper. However, in the later episodes as the ceremony approaches, P. Monkey appears less and less and Lucy is now called the helper. Bree makes the point of asking Lucy if it is okay for her to have stuffed animal friends (ex: P. Monkey). Lucy rephrases Bree's words by referring to them as "imaginary friends", and says they are a positive thing for people to have because they can talk to them when there is no one else around.
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Stuffed characters]]