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Like A Virgin

2007-06-16T00:38:50Z

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{{Blog
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| number = 0212
| image = 0212-JonasSeaofTears.jpg
| caption = Watch out, Jonas, you'll soon need a boat.
| blogger = Taylor
| date = June 13th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|272}}
| forumid = 11367
| length = 2:24
| description = Sorry Jonas, but your email was just too much . . . I had to make this video.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = lonelygirl15 lg15 danielbeast sarah taylor soccerstar4ever jonas jonastko sex virgin


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| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Jan Libby, and Ross Berger
| editor = Kevin Schlanser and Ian Schwartz
| animation = Ian Schwartz
| song = "Strange Feeling in the Night" by Lucy

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| Previous = Everybody Does It ;)
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| PreviousB = My Sister = Slut
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'''Like A Virgin''' is the two hundred twelfth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Taylor is in her room, dressed as a teacher. She makes several dominatrix-like gestures -- some more successful than others -- with a horse crop.'')

'''Taylor:''' As many of you know, [[Jonas]] sent me an email. This email was also CC'd to Sarah and BCC'd to Daniel. Just between you and I, Jonas, it seems like there's a lot of mixed messages going on here. Teacher Taylor's gonna break it down for you.

(''cut to image of Jonas's head on a badly drawn body, crying, typing on a "compootr"'') Mixed message number one... well, "just between you and I" is really mixed message number one, so... Mixed message number two: "And [[Sarah]] seems to be getting some freaky pleasure out of [[Everybody Does It ;)|making fun of me]] right now." (''cut back to Taylor'') Very interesting. According to my analysis, what you're really saying is that you, Jonas, want to give my sister, Sarah, freaky pleasure. (she glides past the camera on a rolling chair) Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky... (''cut to fast-motion segment in which Sarah puts a poster with the word "CALLOUS" on the wall behind her'') Anyone that would take the time to be so condescending as to define a word such as "callous"... I dunno. I'd say "callous" kinda says it all.

(''cut back to badly drawn Jonas, under whom there is now a puddle of tears'') "And what's up with her telling everyone Bree was my first time?" (''cut to fast-motion segment in which Taylor is pacing and singing into a plastic megaphone. She sits on the bed, and speaks meekly'') "It was my first time." (''she stands and whacks the bed with her prop, then appears in front of the camera with her finger to her lip'') What ''is'' up with that? (''cut to fast-motion segment in which Taylor spins in circles and collapses on the bed'')

(''cut back to badly-drawn Jonas, under whom there is now a large body of water, complete with a yellow fish and crocodile'') And twice you ask, "What's your sister's problem?" (''cut back to Taylor, holding a sketch of Sarah and Colossus, looking rather like Dorothy and Toto. On the paper are the words "SELFISH," "CONFUSED," and "HURT."'') Here's the thing. There are other people in this world. Lots. And, believe it or not, Jonas, they all have problems. So, yes, Sarah has problems, too. She's selfish. She's selfish because... well... she just is. (''whispers'') Probably genetic. (''back to normal volume'') She's confused. She's confused because she's at a crossroads in her life. I mean, she just finished high school, and she has her whole life ahead of her. She doesn't know what to do next. And she's hurt. Sarah's really hurt by what's going on with our parents. It doesn't take a lot of thinking to figure out that one.

I'd like to thank everyone for joining me for this week's session of "De-constructing Jonas." I hope you can all join me next week, when I look into more of the many reasons why so many people (''the words "Like Jonas" flash onto the screen'') think that the world only revolves around them and their problems. (''she smiles and curtsies'')

==Notes==
*A transcript of the email is available [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=403381&sid=22bd786f107a8bb26b28250b6cf5c7ff#40338 here].
*The title of this video is also the title of a popular Madonna song.
*[[Jonas]] neither denies nor confirms anything concerning himself and [[Bree]] having sex in his email.
*[[Taylor]]'s "De-constructing Jonas" might be a parody of Bree's "[[Proving Science Wrong (series)| Proving Science Wrong]]" series of videos.
*In the email, Jonas says: "oh, sorry, let me define 'callous' for anyone who might be reading this (like sarah) who's command of the english language seems to be limited to 'do you wanna?'." [sic] In this sentence alone, Jonas makes several grammatical and punctuation errors, as well as common mistakes made by those with a "limited command" of the English language. (He also opens the email with the common mistake, "between you and I," which Taylor repeats.) Jonas, while attempting to be condescending, comes across as foolish.
*Taylor mentions that the e-mail was "BCC'd to Daniel". BCC is an abbreviation for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_carbon_copy Blind Carbon Copy]. The e-mail addresses in this field cannot be seen by other recipients.
*During the sped up segment when Taylor seems to be making repetitive noises into a megaphone, slowing down the audio reveals that she is actually humming the "Mexican Jumping Bean" song.
*Taylor's defense of her sister may, in part, be from guilt due to [[My Sister = Slut|her previous video]], where she referred to Sarah as a "[[Four-letter words|slut]]".

Quitting The Sauce

2007-04-25T01:40:49Z

198.188.153.2: /* Transcript */ Fixed various spelling, grammar, and transcription mistakes

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| caption = Feel the tension...
| blogger = Daniel
| date = April 24th, 2007
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'''Quitting The Sauce''' is the one hundred seventy-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel sits on his bed in [[the bunker]], addressing the camera.'')

'''Daniel:''' All right... So... this is going to come as a shock to a lot of you guys, but, well, three days sober. I, uh, I really hit rock bottom with the whole drinking thing last week. Jonas showed me that video, and I was, I was pretty disgusted, but he's a good friend for doing it, I mean, I appreciate that. Uh, so, this weekend I, uh well, I put my life in his hands. Check it out.

(''Cut to Jonas and Daniel, outside doing push-ups. Jonas breezes right through them, while Daniel struggles through them slowly, with his knees almost touching the ground.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''counting the push-ups he does'') Two... three... four... come on! He's got his knees down! You know what they call those? Girl push-ups.

(''Cut to a shot of Daniel's legs wearing long black socks. As he does push-ups, either he or Jonas makes a growling noise. Then Daniel proceeds to do various stretching exercises.'')

'''Daniel:''' Just like the Karate Kid, baby!

'''Jonas:''' All right, let's go for the, let's go for the run, you don't need to see this.

(''Cut to a shot of Daniel "running" through grass. He stops and leans over, panting, then pulls up his socks.'')

'''Jonas:''' What is that a ti- are you taking a time out?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, time out, that's a good idea! (''He grunts.'') Scoot out of the way!

(''Cut back to Daniel in the bunker.'')

'''Daniel:''' I know, I know, you watched that video and all you noticed were my black socks. Whatever, it was laundry day. And the fact that he kicked my ass, but the truth is, I'm coming up in the world. He thinks he's Bruce Wayne, but... you know I'm Batman. I think... one of the reasons I was abusing alcohol so much is because I was just angry all the time. And, uh, I was trying to figure out who I was angry at. First person I came up with was [[Alex]]. You know, she sucks. But you know who sucks more than her? [[The Order]]. So I decided to take all my energy and I was just shoving down those bottles and refocusing. I'm figuring a way to, well, if you're listening, take you down. My first task? That guy that [[Subjects Apprehended|kidnapped us]] in Vegas. Who was he? I mean, was he, was he part of the Order, or was he some rogue element as Alex, so determined he was? You know what, I'm even going to go as far as to let Jonas do some crazy (''he points to his head'') head experiments on me, let him get into my brain.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so after a lot of extensive, thorough research, Beast has decided that the best technique for remembering what happened in Vegas is... hypnosis. Brings kind of a whole new meaning to what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. (''He and Daniel laugh.'')

'''Daniel:''' Dude, you gotta take this seriously. If I laugh, it's not going to work.

'''Jonas:''' I'll do my best, I'll do my best. All right, here we go, lights out. (''He reaches up and turns off the light.'') Step one: find a comfortable chair or couch to lay on where you won't be disturbed. Check. Step two: close your eyes. All right, close your eyes and empty your mind. And I want you to, I want you to feel the tension... in your neck...

'''Daniel:''' I don't know about that.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to my voice. Feel... now hold it.

'''Daniel & Jonas:''' 10... 9... 8... 7...

'''Jonas:''' Now, when I reach one... buddy, how do you feel?

(''Daniel rubs his eyes.'')

'''Daniel:''' What happened?

'''Jonas:''' Dude, all you remembered was Thursday night.

'''Daniel:''' (''Laughs'') Oh, that sucks.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. I'm surprised it worked that much actually, but you know...

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. You were talking about when uh... I was filming you and you were drunk and stuff. It was kind of funny.

'''Daniel:''' That's what I got? Wait a minute man, it will work.

(''Cuts to Jonas sitting in front of a computer.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, so we're pretty bummed and pissed off that the hypnosis thing didn't work. But uh, no big surprise there. I went online and did some research and there's really no proof that hypnosis is an effective way for memory retention. In fact, the whole field of memory retention is kind of bogus. I also found some interesting stuff about... how to retrieve memories and where it comes from. It comes from the part of the brain called the hippocampus. That's located in the temporal lobe. Which is located somewhere around here. (''Gestures'') It's all pretty complicated, but the thing is, the temporal lobe and the hippocampus are ''fundamental'' in trying to retrieve memories, as well as short-term memory loss. That's right up our alley. The thing is, we were drugged. We weren't really -- we didn't hit our heads, we didn't have any kind of head trauma, so it's a different thing. So... after hours and hours on the web researching and researching, I finally got the bright idea to maybe check out the forum at LG15.com. Idiot! Maybe I should have thought of that sooner. (''Calls loudly'') Daniel!

(''Cuts to Daniel's hands on a keyboard'')

'''Jonas:''' Let's check it out man. ((Two usernames I couldn't make out are mentioned)), they found out what kinds of drug that we used. It's been right there... on the forum. I'm an idiot. ((Drug name I couldn't make out mentioned here)).

'''Daniel:''' It doesn't look like it has a really flattering history. It's used on black Ops missions on POWs. It seems like nasty stuff.

'''Jonas:''' Well, the good news is is that it doesn't ''erase'' memory. And it also doesn't prevent you from going back and trying to recall what it is. But, the only problem is, we gotta figure out how to do that. Anyway...

==Notes==
*Daniel is wearing a shirt that says "Virginia is For Lovers"; perhaps this is LG15's way of paying homage to the {{wikipedia|Virginia_Tech_massacre|tragic events}} that occured a week ago at Virginia Tech. Also, Yousef is from Virginia, which is another possible explanation.
*Once again, Bree does not appear with Daniel and Jonas.
*POW stands for Prisoner of War.

Lying Bastards

2007-04-05T09:32:21Z

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| caption = There's no HO in Mexico...but theres one in the car!
| blogger = Daniel
| date = April 5th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=222 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = We followed Alex down the coast and into Mexico. It looks like she has a vacation home here or something. I did some snooping and overheard some interesting (but really confusing) stuff.
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'''Lying Bastards''' is the one hundred sixty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
''Today on LG15 the scoobies went down old Mexico way. (Please note that at the time of this bloggers post the LGpedia transcript was not up, please forgive any minor mistakes)

The three friends followed Alex's car south of the border until they arrived outside her holiday home.''

'''Daniel:''' We followed Alex down here, she's been staying in that house over there. We're trying to figure out what to do: I mean, we're not sure what she's doing but she's been holed up in there for a while. Other than that though, I kind of like Mexico. I mean its nice, the people are cool, they're very warm....

'''Jonas:''' ''(laughing)'' yeah... you like Mexico because you can legally drink.

'''Daniel:''' Noooo... I like it because I like it...

'''Jonas:''' Congratulations!

'''Daniel:''' what do you mean congrat...

'''Jonas:''' Its 930 in the morning man, thats a feat thats a major feat

'''Daniel:''' whatever

'''Jonas :''' Mamasitas lock up your daughters, okay, 'coz Beast here is South of the border... not to put the ho in Mexico...

'''Bree:''' There's no "ho" in Mexico.

''(Both boys look at her and then at each other)''

'''Bree:''' Theres no "ho" in Mexico

''(Daniel looks at the camera in a "Bree doesnt get what we are talking about" way)

Cut scene to Daniel standing in the street.''

'''Daniel:''' Wow big suprise. After talking all that trash Jonas decides to take Bree into town. Why? He thinks she should try a fish taco. What do I do though? Thats right I do something useful. I'm going to break into Alex's house. ''(laughs)'' Its all I know how to do really, I guess!

''After much scaling of walls and sneaking around on balconies Daniel was able to film Alex on the phone. It is hard to work out everything she is saying but here are a few things this blogger picked up...''

'''Alex: '''Yes...thats the problem... Oh, because--I do care because its a violation of free will and you know it... I thought you weren't going to do anything... because he's my nephew!...Ok.

==Notes==
*This is the first time Bree and the guys have been seen together since the kidnapping
*So Alex is clearly cross the scoobies had ice cream and spin art. Could she be a good guy after all?

Lying Bastards

2007-04-05T09:29:28Z

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| caption = There's no HO in Mexico...but theres one in the car!
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'''Lying Bastards''' is the one hundred sixty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
''Today on LG15 the scoobies went down old Mexico way. (Please note that at the time of this bloggers post the LGpedia transcript was not up, please forgive any minor mistakes)

The three friends followed Alex's car south of the border until they arrived outside her holiday home.''

'''Daniel:''' We followed Alex down here, she's been staying in that house over there. We're trying to figure out what to do: I mean, we're not sure what she's doing but she's been holed up in there for a while. Other than that though, I kind of like Mexico. I mean its nice, the people are cool, they're very warm....

'''Jonas:''' ''(laughing)'' yeah... you like Mexico because you can legally drink.

'''Daniel:''' Noooo... I like it because I like it...

'''Jonas:''' Congratulations!

'''Daniel:''' what do you mean congrat...

'''Jonas:''' Its 930 in the morning man, thats a feat thats a major feat

'''Daniel:''' whatever

'''Jonas :''' Mamasitas lock up your daughters, okay, 'coz Beast here is South of the border... not to put the ho in Mexico...

'''Bree:''' There's no "ho" in Mexico.

''(Both boys look at her and then at each other)''

'''Bree:''' Theres no "ho" in Mexico

''(Daniel looks at the camera in a "Bree doesnt get what we are talking about" way)

Cut scene to Daniel standing in the street.''

'''Daniel:''' Wow big suprise. After talking all that trash Jonas decides to take Bree into town. Why? He thinks she should try a fish taco. What do I do though? Thats right I do something useful. I'm going to break into Alex's house. ''(laughs)'' Its all I know how to do really, I guess!

''After much scaling of walls and sneaking around on balconies Daniel was able to film Alex on the phone. It is hard to work out everything she is saying but here are a few things this blogger picked up...''

'''Alex: '''...thats the problem... I do care because its a violation of free will and you know it... I thought you weren't going to do anything... because he's my nephew...

==Notes==
*This is the first time Bree and the guys have been seen together since the kidnapping
*So Alex is clearly cross the scoobies had ice cream and spin art. Could she be a good guy after all?