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She's Telling The Truth

2007-10-12T20:59:05Z

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== Transcript ==
'''Claire:''' Hello Jonas. The following should be considered as evidence of my very good intentions and as a warning to anyone who seems foolish enough to consider going after our very special girl.

'''Emma:''' Hi guys! It's me again. Every thing's fine here. Claire's been nice enough to tell me some things about my situation that I didn't know. The first day that uh, that I got here, I was waiting for Jonas or Daniel, Sarah, somebody to come and save me but...you guy's aren’t commin' right? It's ok, cause I'm safe. Scouts honor. Or whatever that is. For as long as I can remember I was always told that I had some greater purpose in my life. My first family said that when they were chosen to adopt me it was a great honor for them. I thought that they were telling me that because I was adopted, so they wanted me to feel loved and accepted. But then my second parents, Jonas's parents, they said the same thing. Exactly the same thing. So I guess that makes me special right? I don't expect you guys or anybody to understand anything that I'm about to say but, the Hymn of One believes, and I grew up believing that, to struggle against eternal will is a source of personal and global unrest. And I don't want to contribute to that. (To Claire) Can I tell them about what you told me about the ceremony?

'''Claire:''' Go ahead.

'''Emma:''' Ok, so I know that everybody is convinced that something horrible happens to these girls that are prepared for the ceremony. But it's actually really nothing like what you guys think it is, and I know you're gunna think I’m crazy for saying this, but, I mean there is this whole dance that some people do find weird, and well, I do have to learn a chant that needs to be recited cause it's, well it’s like uh, its' like a rite of passage, kinda like a bat mitzvah, only not every girls goes through it. Only girls with this, um, special kind of blood that I have. So I’m actually kinda blessed.

I mean, there is this blood transfusion procedure, and I know that’s where you guys think that something bad happens right there. But, it's…it's actually called Chelation, and that is supposed to build up the health of my blood and strengthen my spirit. It's holistic. So you see nobody gets hurt.

After the ceremony, the girls taken to a special place in the mountains, near Sedona, and that's where she learns all the hidden secrets of the universe. I mean, secrets that only a handful of people in the entire world even know. Who knows, maybe Bree will be there.

Everybody here understands why you guys are acting out the way that you're acting. It's because you don’t have the right information. Claire says that she knows that it seems strange the way that she’s caring for a special girl like me, it's... because I’m in a very vulnerable state right now, and Claire is the only one that can protect me.

==Notes==

* Emma appears to again using gestures (charades or sign language) to communicate something other than the words she is speaking. Some fans have speculated that she also intentionally slowed down her speaking at the end as if to indicate that she was in fact reading a script from Claire. Additionally, her demeanor is quite different from the belligerence she exhibited in [[Girl Talk]].
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelation_therapy Chelation & Chelation Therapy] is the administration of chelating agents to remove heavy metals from the body. Chelating (pronounced key-lating) agents were introduced into medicine as a result of the use of poison gas in World War I. The efficacy, safety, and much of the theory behind these alternative practices are disputed by the medical community.

Girl Talk

2007-10-12T20:29:59Z

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==Transcript==
'''Claire:''' The following should be carefully considered as evidence of my good intentions and as a warning to anyone who thinks they're foolish enough to come after our very special girl.
(''shows Emma sitting on a chair with her arms around her leg'')
Emma? Emma, what's wrong with you?

'''Emma:''' I can't.

'''Claire:''' You can't what?

'''Emma:''' I don't wanna talk.

'''Claire:''' Emma, I'm asking you to talk to your mom and your dad and Jonas and anyone else who's watching about what you told me last night.

'''Emma:''' I just don't ''feel'' like talking!

'''Claire:''' Emma!

'''Emma:''' (''angrily'') My brain is moving in so many different directions! All at once! Okay? I don't know what to think anymore. I'm thinking so many different things right now! I feel like (''holds up left hand'') this is me and (''holds up right hand'') this is my life, this is my world.
(''claps hands together'')
I'm cut off from everything Claire!

'''Claire:''' Emma, you're not cut off! I'm asking you to talk to your mom or your dad and anyone else
(''Emma looks directly into camera'')
who's listening or watching! I'm asking you to say anything you want to, anything you want to Emma! They're listening to you, I'm sure they are!
(''Claire walks over to Emma and holds her shoulder and speaks in a patronizing tone'')
Okay, you know what? Forget it, forget it. Why don't you tell them about the story you told me last night. You know the trip that you and your mom and your dad took to Lake Arrowhead, why don't you talk about that? Come on.
(''pushes Emma's shoulder'')
Tell them how you learned how to water ski? Huh? How you...
(''looks into camera'')
Emma thought she saw a shark in Lake Arrowhead, didn't you Emma? Didn't you?

'''Emma:''' I was only 11.

'''Claire:''' What about the rock?

'''Emma:''' Don't touch me!!!

'''Claire:''' Come on Emma!

'''Emma:''' (''holding head in hands with fingers splayed'') Please.

'''Claire:''' Come on!!

'''Emma:''' I don't want to talk. (''gets up and walks away'')

'''Claire:''' Emma is lying down right now. I want you to know this is a very emotional time for her. She's a teenage girl who has suddenly found out that she is special. And that being special comes with great responsibility. She just needs time to adjust. Believe me, she'll get it. She's fine.

==Notes==
* This was the third video released on October 11, 2007. Aside from the [[12 in 12|Season 1 Finale]], it is first time that more than two Lonelygirl15 episodes have been released on one day.
*It is odd that Claire would post this video as it clearly contradicts everything she has said about Emma's condition. This may mean that Claire's intentions are good. This idea is easier to accept if the watcher's words are disregarded. Claire's warning becomes directed at the order instead of at TAAG.
* It seems that Emma is resisting Claire's attempts to craft her message. The video also clearly shows Claire's use of verbal and physical intimidation. The fact that Emma "went to lie down" at the end of the video seems questionable when considering the stilted & scripted reading Emma does in [[She's Telling The Truth]].
* It may be possible that the "moose ears" Emma was showing meant the ceremony was coming up in 10 days.

Girl Talk

2007-10-12T20:28:50Z

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==Transcript==
'''Claire:''' The following should be carefully considered as evidence of my good intentions and as a warning to anyone who thinks they're foolish enough to come after our very special girl.
(''shows Emma sitting on a chair with her arms around her leg'')
Emma? Emma, what's wrong with you?

'''Emma:''' I can't.

'''Claire:''' You can't what?

'''Emma:''' I don't wanna talk.

'''Claire:''' Emma, I'm asking you to talk to your mom and your dad and Jonas and anyone else who's watching about what you told me last night.

'''Emma:''' I just don't ''feel'' like talking!

'''Claire:''' Emma!

'''Emma:''' (''angrily'') My brain is moving in so many different directions! All at once! Okay? I don't know what to think anymore. I'm thinking so many different things right now! I feel like (''holds up left hand'') this is me and (''holds up right hand'') this is my life, this is my world.
(''claps hands together'')
I'm cut off from everything Claire!

'''Claire:''' Emma, you're not cut off! I'm asking you to talk to your mom or your dad and anyone else
(''Emma looks directly into camera'')
who's listening or watching! I'm asking you to say anything you want to, anything you want to Emma! They're listening to you, I'm sure they are!
(''Claire walks over to Emma and holds her shoulder and speaks in a patronizing tone'')
Okay, you know what? Forget it, forget it. Why don't you tell them about the story you told me last night. You know the trip that you and your mom and your dad took to Lake Arrowhead, why don't you talk about that? Come on.
(''pushes Emma's shoulder'')
Tell them how you learned how to water ski? Huh? How you...
(''looks into camera'')
Emma thought she saw a shark in Lake Arrowhead, didn't you Emma? Didn't you?

'''Emma:''' I was only 11.

'''Claire:''' What about the rock?

'''Emma:''' Don't touch me!!!

'''Claire:''' Come on Emma!

'''Emma:''' (''holding head in hands with fingers splayed'') Please.

'''Claire:''' Come on!!

'''Emma:''' I don't want to talk. (''gets up and walks away'')

'''Claire:''' Emma is lying down right now. I want you to know this is a very emotional time for her. She's a teenage girl who has suddenly found out that she is special. And that being special comes with great responsibility. She just needs time to adjust. Believe me, she'll get it. She's fine.

==Notes==
* This was the third video released on October 11, 2007. Aside from the [[12 in 12|Season 1 Finale]], it is first time that more than two Lonelygirl15 episodes have been released on one day.
*It is odd that Claire would post this video as it clearly contradicts everything she has said about Emma's condition. This may mean that Claire's intentions are good. This idea is easier to accept if the watcher's words are disregarded. Claire's warning becomes directed at the order instead of at TAAG.
* It seems that Emma is resisting Claire's attempts to craft her message. The video also clearly shows Claire's use of verbal and physical intimidation. The fact that Emma "went to lie down" at the end of the video seems questionable when considering the stilted & scripted reading Emma does in [[She is Telling the Truth]].
* It may be possible that the "moose ears" Emma was showing meant the ceremony was coming up in 10 days.

Behind The Bushes

2007-10-11T21:43:31Z

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==Transcript==
(''Sonia, Daniel, and Sarah are sitting in a parked car. Sonia is in the driver's seat while Daniel operates the camera from the passenger seat.'')

'''Sonia:''' (''watching a couple with a stroller'') That's them. (''turns to Daniel and Sarah'') Thank you so much, you guys, you have no idea how much this means to me.

(''Daniel turns the camera to Sarah in the back seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''mouths'') What are we doing?

'''Sonia:''' (''getting out of the car'') Let's go.

'''Sarah:''' Look, give me the camera.

'''Daniel:''' Wha--

'''Sarah:''' Give it to me.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, sure. (''gives the camera to Sarah'')

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, what the hell are we doing here?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean? I thought--I'm only here because you said you were coming.

'''Sarah:''' Only because you said you were coming. This is crazy.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, yeah, you're not kiddin'. Seriously, are we gonna--we're not kidnapping another kid, right? How'd that even pan out for us [[It's Not Kidnapping|last time]]?

'''Sarah:''' What, you say something now? Why didn't you say something earlier? Jonas didn't even want to come on this and he's like Captain Avenger.

'''Sonia:''' (''interrupting'') Guys?

'''Sarah:''' Maybe he's right--Can we even trust her?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah.

'''Sonia:''' So, what's the plan?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Sonia:''' Well, I mean, you guys have done this before, right? I mean, what are gonna do, just walk up there and take--

'''Sarah:''' Sonia, look. We really need to talk.

'''Sonia:''' Okay, so you're backing out now, are you?

'''Sarah:''' No, it's just...

'''Daniel:''' Listen, what are we supposed to do when we even get the kid? I mean, I don't know.

'''Sonia:''' Okay, so, now, you don't want to do this? (''gets up and starts to walk away'')

'''Daniel:''' No, it's not--Sonia, listen. Sonia, just wait up. Sonia, listen.

'''Sonia:''' I thought you wanted to help me!

'''Daniel:''' It's not--what do you expect us to do?

'''Sonia:''' We have to do something. That baby is gonna end up just like [[Bree]].

'''Daniel:''' Are you kidding--are you actually playing the Bree card right now?

'''Sarah:''' Daniel...

'''Daniel:''' No, no, no. You care so much about this kid right now that doesn't even have a name. Let's just remember back real quick. You're the one that delivered Bree to them. Did you even care that she died? Did you?!

'''Sonia:''' I didn't know.

'''Daniel:''' Honestly!

'''Sonia:''' I didn't know!

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean, you didn't know? Oh that's right, you were brainwashed. And then all of a sudden this big, scary cult is just gonna let you walk away? That's what you're tryin--.

'''Sonia:''' Can you even think for a moment what it's like to be betrayed by the faith you've given your life to?

'''Daniel:''' No, you know why?! Because you didn't! You're still here and she isn't. Just--

(''Sonia turns around and walks away.'')

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, what the hell was that?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean what the hell was that? Somebody has to be the fucking voice of reason.

'''Sarah:''' You're the voice of reason?

'''Daniel:''' Yes, I'm the fucking voice of reason! (''points at the camera and walks away'')

==Notes==
* Some fans have speculated that the video [[Behind The Bushes]] is the Creators way of indicating their support for the Bush Administration. And the struggle between Sonia & Daniel represents the GOP's struggle between Laissez-faire & Interventionism foreign policies. '''''Being Behind the Bushes is Being Ahead of the Curve.'''''
*Speaking of Curves, the theory of elliptic curves derives its approximation from Pi.

Behind The Bushes

2007-10-11T21:43:13Z

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2007-10-11T21:34:50Z

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==Transcript==
(''Sonia, Daniel, and Sarah are sitting in a parked car. Sonia is in the driver's seat while Daniel operates the camera from the passenger seat.'')

'''Sonia:''' (''watching a couple with a stroller'') That's them. (''turns to Daniel and Sarah'') Thank you so much, you guys, you have no idea how much this means to me.

(''Daniel turns the camera to Sarah in the back seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''mouths'') What are we doing?

'''Sonia:''' (''getting out of the car'') Let's go.

'''Sarah:''' Look, give me the camera.

'''Daniel:''' Wha--

'''Sarah:''' Give it to me.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, sure. (''gives the camera to Sarah'')

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, what the hell are we doing here?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean? I thought--I'm only here because you said you were coming.

'''Sarah:''' Only because you said you were coming. This is crazy.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, yeah, you're not kiddin'. Seriously, are we gonna--we're not kidnapping another kid, right? How'd that even pan out for us [[It's Not Kidnapping|last time]]?

'''Sarah:''' What, you say something now? Why didn't you say something earlier? Jonas didn't even want to come on this and he's like Captain Avenger.

'''Sonia:''' (''interrupting'') Guys?

'''Sarah:''' Maybe he's right--Can we even trust her?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah.

'''Sonia:''' So, what's the plan?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Sonia:''' Well, I mean, you guys have done this before, right? I mean, what are gonna do, just walk up there and take--

'''Sarah:''' Sonia, look. We really need to talk.

'''Sonia:''' Okay, so you're backing out now, are you?

'''Sarah:''' No, it's just...

'''Daniel:''' Listen, what are we supposed to do when we even get the kid? I mean, I don't know.

'''Sonia:''' Okay, so, now, you don't want to do this? (''gets up and starts to walk away'')

'''Daniel:''' No, it's not--Sonia, listen. Sonia, just wait up. Sonia, listen.

'''Sonia:''' I thought you wanted to help me!

'''Daniel:''' It's not--what do you expect us to do?

'''Sonia:''' We have to do something. That baby is gonna end up just like [[Bree]].

'''Daniel:''' Are you kidding--are you actually playing the Bree card right now?

'''Sarah:''' Daniel...

'''Daniel:''' No, no, no. You care so much about this kid right now that doesn't even have a name. Let's just remember back real quick. You're the one that delivered Bree to them. Did you even care that she died? Did you?!

'''Sonia:''' I didn't know.

'''Daniel:''' Honestly!

'''Sonia:''' I didn't know!

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean, you didn't know? Oh that's right, you were brainwashed. And then all of a sudden this big, scary cult is just gonna let you walk away? That's what you're tryin--.

'''Sonia:''' Can you even think for a moment what it's like to be betrayed by the faith you've given your life to?

'''Daniel:''' No, you know why?! Because you didn't! You're still here and she isn't. Just--

(''Sonia turns around and walks away.'')

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, what the hell was that?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean what the hell was that? Somebody has to be the fucking voice of reason.

'''Sarah:''' You're the voice of reason?

'''Daniel:''' Yes, I'm the fucking voice of reason! (''points at the camera and walks away'')

==Notes==
* Some fans have speculated that the video [[Behind The Bushes]] is the Creators way of indicating their support for the Bush Administration. And the struggle between Sonia & Daniel represents the GOP's struggle between Laissez-faire & Interventionism foreign policies. '''''Being Behind the Bushes is Being Ahead of the Curve.'''''
* Speaking of Curves, The theory of elliptic curves and complex multiplication derives the approximation[[Image:Example.jpg]]

which is valid to about 30 digits.

Behind The Bushes

2007-10-11T21:24:20Z

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Behind The Bushes

2007-10-11T21:20:47Z

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==Transcript==
(''Sonia, Daniel, and Sarah are sitting in a parked car. Sonia is in the driver's seat while Daniel operates the camera from the passenger seat.'')

'''Sonia:''' (''watching a couple with a stroller'') That's them. (''turns to Daniel and Sarah'') Thank you so much, you guys, you have no idea how much this means to me.

(''Daniel turns the camera to Sarah in the back seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''mouths'') What are we doing?

'''Sonia:''' (''getting out of the car'') Let's go.

'''Sarah:''' Look, give me the camera.

'''Daniel:''' Wha--

'''Sarah:''' Give it to me.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, sure. (''gives the camera to Sarah'')

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, what the hell are we doing here?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean? I thought--I'm only here because you said you were coming.

'''Sarah:''' Only because you said you were coming. This is crazy.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, yeah, you're not kiddin'. Seriously, are we gonna--we're not kidnapping another kid, right? How'd that even pan out for us [[It's Not Kidnapping|last time]]?

'''Sarah:''' What, you say something now? Why didn't you say something earlier? Jonas didn't even want to come on this and he's like Captain Avenger.

'''Sonia:''' (''interrupting'') Guys?

'''Sarah:''' Maybe he's right--Can we even trust her?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah.

'''Sonia:''' So, what's the plan?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Sonia:''' Well, I mean, you guys have done this before, right? I mean, what are gonna do, just walk up there and take--

'''Sarah:''' Sonia, look. We really need to talk.

'''Sonia:''' Okay, so you're backing out now, are you?

'''Sarah:''' No, it's just...

'''Daniel:''' Listen, what are we supposed to do when we even get the kid? I mean, I don't know.

'''Sonia:''' Okay, so, now, you don't want to do this? (''gets up and starts to walk away'')

'''Daniel:''' No, it's not--Sonia, listen. Sonia, just wait up. Sonia, listen.

'''Sonia:''' I thought you wanted to help me!

'''Daniel:''' It's not--what do you expect us to do?

'''Sonia:''' We have to do something. That baby is gonna end up just like [[Bree]].

'''Daniel:''' Are you kidding--are you actually playing the Bree card right now?

'''Sarah:''' Daniel...

'''Daniel:''' No, no, no. You care so much about this kid right now that doesn't even have a name. Let's just remember back real quick. You're the one that delivered Bree to them. Did you even care that she died? Did you?!

'''Sonia:''' I didn't know.

'''Daniel:''' Honestly!

'''Sonia:''' I didn't know!

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean, you didn't know? Oh that's right, you were brainwashed. And then all of a sudden this big, scary cult is just gonna let you walk away? That's what you're tryin--.

'''Sonia:''' Can you even think for a moment what it's like to be betrayed by the faith you've given your life to?

'''Daniel:''' No, you know why?! Because you didn't! You're still here and she isn't. Just--

(''Sonia turns around and walks away.'')

'''Sarah:''' Daniel, what the hell was that?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean what the hell was that? Somebody has to be the fucking voice of reason.

'''Sarah:''' You're the voice of reason?

'''Daniel:''' Yes, I'm the fucking voice of reason! (''points at the camera and walks away'')

==Notes==
* Some fans have speculated that the video [[Behind The Bushes]] is the Creators way of indicating their support for the Bush Administration. And the struggle between Sonia & Daniel represents the GOP party's struggle between Laissez-faire & Interventionism foreign policies. Being Behind the Bushes is Being Ahead of the Curve.

Behind The Bushes

2007-10-11T21:14:45Z

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Behind The Bushes

2007-10-11T21:02:36Z

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Sister to Sister

2007-09-10T19:09:45Z

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==Transcript==
(''Phone showing a text message from "[[Spencer|Spencer G-man]]"'')

'''Taylor:''' You see that? "N46 Degrees 12 hours and 5 minutes. E6 degrees 8 hours 5 minutes away. Stop. Chocolates. Stop. Yum." He's such a dork. Spencer's been texting me from Switzerland. (''looks up at Sarah'') Hey.

'''Sarah:''' Spencer?

'''Taylor:''' Yeah, um, he can't meet up with [[Jonas]] or [[Daniel]] because he's at the conference thing still.

'''Sarah:''' (''takes the phone off Taylor'') Why does he keep saying "stop"? (''gives the phone back'')

'''Taylor:''' 'Cause it's Spencer, he's using telegram speak, to be funny.

'''Sarah:''' Oh. Um, so uh...um...I wanted to apologize for [[Gross Guy|that guy the other night]]. I don't even--

'''Taylor:''' Don't-- don't worry about it, it's fine.

'''Sarah:''' It's not fine. I don't know what I was thinking, you know? I mean, obviously, I wasn't thinking. It's just, um... I'm sorry.

'''Taylor:''' It's okay...

'''Sarah:''' I promise that, um, nothing like that will ever happen again.

'''Taylor:''' Okay. It's-- it's really, it's okay, Sarah. I mean, he just said something creepy, nothing happened.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, nothing happened. (''she brushes back her hair to reveal a bruise'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah? Wait, he did that to you? Sarah...

'''Sarah:''' It's alright. I know, it's not that big a deal. Um... You know, I don't remember meeting him, and I don't know why he came back to the house. I mean, when I just think about it, like, he could've murdered us, or... worse.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, Sarah you need to call the police, that's-- (''reaches up to touch the bruise'')

'''Sarah:''' (''reacting slightly to the pain'') Ah... Look, it looks a lot worse than it is, okay? It does. And plus, it's not just this one gross guy you know? It's everything. Look at my stupid life. I wasn't supposed to turn out like this. You know? This isn't who I am, this isn't who I'm supposed to be.

'''Taylor:''' Who're you supposed to be?

'''Sarah:''' I don't know, not this. I'm like some weird alternate reality of myself and, you know, it's like, I'm just running in circles, I'm just chasing my tail like a [[four-letter words|fucking]] dog.

'''Taylor:''' Well, maybe you just need to change things up.

'''Sarah:''' It's not that easy, it's not... I mean, uh... what if this is who I am? You know, what if, um... what if mom is right, what if, um... if I'm just a whore?

'''Taylor:''' Hey, no, Sarah, you're not. You're... don't ever listen to what mom says, okay? You're insanely smart.

'''Sarah:''' Maybe I'm just insane.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, stop.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah you just... you just need to figure out what you want, I mean, what you really want, and go for it. No matter how hard it is, go after it and get it. I know you can.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I just, um... I don't know what I want. And um, between you and me... I did something really awful. I don't wanna talk about it right now, but um... it's pretty bad.

'''Taylor:''' Well, Sarah, no matter how awful anything that you do is, you're my sister; you always have been and you always will be, and I'll be there for you no matter what, okay? No matter what.

'''Sarah:''' Thanks, that's good to know. (''starting to tear up'') I make pretty good eggs.

'''Taylor:''' (''smiling'') Yeah, I'm a little hungry.

(''Sarah nods, then bursts into tears'')

'''Taylor:''' Oh Sarah, come here. (''Taylor hugs Sarah. Cuts to Taylor sitting later, without Sarah'') Sarah, please don't get mad at me for posting this. I just... I just thought that everyone should see it. A lot of people out there think that you're really selfish but, you're not. You have a good heart, you just... don't always show it. I thought it's about time you did. Jonas, Spencer is definitely not gonna make it, but Sarah is going to try and find the serum. She locked herself in her room, she's [[Stupid B!tch!|writing down an entire list]] of all the names of the guys that she's slept with in the last couple of weeks, so, I'll let you know as soon as I know something, okay?

==Notes==

Eternal Freaks

2007-08-30T21:06:09Z

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| date = August 29th, 2007
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| length = 2:04
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the seventeenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting on Emma's bed.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey. (''looks around'') I'm in my sister's room. She's, uh, she's downstairs right now. This whole thing is just really 'F'ed up. I mean the whole thing's just -- (''tenses face in frustration'') [[Jonas's parents|My parents]] are in the [[Hymn of One]]. That is obvious. Everybody can tell. But what they don't know is they don't know anything about [[the Order]] and they don't know anything about [[the Ceremony]]. They think it's some kind of peace/love religion. Which they're not. And even worse, they, uh, they don't remember me. Still. And they don't -- fact -- ''ahem''... They don't remember anything before the accident. It's like someone went in their heads and pushed the reset button. (''sighs'') Ha, it's just...I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. It's -- When I first got here, I really thought I could have a normal life with them: baseball games, and BBQ's. (''sighs'') You know, be a big brother to [[Emma]]. Heh, Emma. That's a scary thought. I mean, I can't leave her. I just can't leave her. She's my sister, right? Heh, one of these days...One of these days she's gonna find out what a bunch of Grade A nut jobs her parents are mixed up with. Just like [[Bree]] did. No, I'm not gonna let that happen. There's no way. No, [[Daniel]], I'm not gonna [[It's Not Kidnapping|kidnap her]]. Heh, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno. There's -- There's got to be -- There's got to be an answer here somewhere. There's got to be ''something''. I just can't see it! I don't know what it is. Maybe...Maybe I just need to get away and think. So, I'm thinking, Daniel, I'm gonna take you up on [[Drunken Yodeling|that offer]]. You know, come crash at your place. (''nods'') Yeah. Eh. (''footsteps are heard'') Oh, shit. I gotta go. I gotta go.

==Notes==
*Jonas compares [[Emma]] to [[Bree]]
* Some Fans have speculated that Jonas is going to warn Daniel that he needs to be cautious about any new people in his life, as they may be connected to the Order. This includes Mallory.

The Email

2007-08-22T16:47:48Z

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| number = 0267
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| date = August 22, 2007
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| forumid = 13452
| length = 3:21
| description = I opened it, but...
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the eleventh video of season two.

==Transcript==
{{transcript incomplete}}

==Notes==
*Given that the Man in Black showed up after the e-mail was opened, it is safe to assume his organization had access to the e-mail (to install the virus), and thus already knows what's inside. Deleting the mail also does not remove the virus from the computer, or makes it stop "transmitting". As such, all deleting the e-mail does is preventing Daniel and Jonas from reading it again. There does nothing positive or helping come out of it.
* Fans have speculated that the email will indicate when Sonia will have Jonas' baby.

Mission Possible

2007-07-25T21:15:38Z

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'''Mission Possible''' is the two hundred thirty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Widescreen shot of the back of a 4WD. Spencer is holding the camera pointing at his face, and Taylor [who is wearing a headset and holding a laptop] and Sarah can be seen in the background.'')

'''Spencer:''' So here we are. Judgement Day. This place really clears out on Saturdays. Who knew scientists take a break? Our soldiers are in place ready to infiltrate the [[Wyman Foundation]]. A blood sample beckons us and we have but a short time to get it. (''looks back at Taylor'') Is everyone ready?

'''Taylor:''' (''talking into her head set'') You guys ready? (''she nods and gives the thumbs up'')

'''Sarah:''' Did you just give a thumbs up?

'''Spencer:''' Part One: The Siren Call. Sarah, go!

'''Sarah:''' What?

'''Spencer:''' Go!

'''Sarah:''' Oh, right. Go. Sorry.

'''Text:''' THE SIREN CALL © Spencer Gilman

(''full screen shot, now outside, Sarah holds the camera to her face'')

'''Sarah:''' I didn't have the luxury of a training video because apparently... I don't need to be trained for what I am about to do. Spencer says I am a natural. ''(sighs)'' I'm in charge of security, or rather, the security guard. Surprise!

(''widescreen shot, zoomed image of a security guard walking back and forth'')

'''Spencer:''' (''voiceover'') The security guard looks a little upset. (''the guard sits down on the side of the road'') I-is he crying?

'''Taylor:''' What?

(''full screen shot from Sarah's lap showing security guard from shoulders down'')

'''Security Guard:''' (''notably low audio quality'') ...he never wanted to see me again. Especially after he took our dog, he claimed it was his. Honestly, after 4 years isn't everything mutually shared? (''sniffs'')

'''Sarah:''' Ummm, yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that, that...that sounds, uhh, like a real nightmare.

'''Security Guard:''' (''crying hard'') It really was.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, umm, (''guard cries even more'') don-don-don-don't cry. Umm, no, I'm not... I'm not good with emotions. Can...? Oh, god. All right, hold on, I dropped my cell phone.

(''Sarah picks up the camera'')

(''back in 4WD, beeps are heard'')

'''Taylor:''' What? What's that? Open it. Open it.

'''Spencer:''' (''Spencer reads text message from Sarah'') '''"Done. Guard emotionally compromised."''' (''to Taylor'') Sarah's done her job, let's go.

'''Taylor:''' (''talking into her head set'') Jonas, you're on. (''nods head'')

'''Spencer:''' Part Two: Storm Shadow.

'''Text:''' STORM SHADOW © Spencer Gilman

'''Jonas:''' Okay, here we go. It's go time. Thing is, I have to get (''holds up rope'') this rope up there. (''camera pans to a light bolted to the building'') You don't think I can do it? Watch me.

'''Spencer:''' Man, this is so frustrating not being able to see what's going on!

'''Taylor:''' Okay, calm down. If everything's going according to plan, then Jonas should be getting inside about now.

'''Spencer:''' Get on your mic and tell him to go faster.

'''Taylor:''' (''sighs'') (''talks into headset'') Jonas? Jonas? He can't talk when he's climbing. (''looks at camera quizzically'') What are you doing?

'''Spencer:''' (''camera pans to Spencer, who is wearing a ski mask on his face'') If Jonas doesn't succeed, I'm goin' in.

'''Taylor:''' (''laughs, but abruptly stops'') Oh my god, you're serious.

'''Spencer:''' Yeah, I got a hat for you too. Put it on. (''Throws hat at Taylor'')

'''Taylor:''' (''puts on hat, which has a cat face embroidered on it'')

'''Jonas:''' (''now on the roof'') Good thing Spencer taught me to climb with a rope 'cause, uh, there would have been no other way up here. So, I'm on top of the building right now, I'm on the roof and I'm gonna look for a way in. Somewhere up here. I don't know where, maybe a vent or something like that. (''tries to take rope off of the pipe'') You know what, I'm gonna have to put the cell phone down 'cause I can't do this, I can't pull my rope up. I'll get right back to ya though.

(''cuts to a shots of the roof and of Jonas looking for a way inside the building'')

'''Jonas:''' I've looked in a couple of places. I haven't found a door, I haven't found a ladder, but I still haven't looked over there. (''Points to his right'') So (''pauses and sighs'') I'm gonna go check it out. Hopefully, we find this door and ladder. Let's go.

(''Cut shot to a view of a ladder'')

'''Jonas:''' (''shot of opening and rungs attached to wall'') This has gotta be it. This is the only door and the only ladder in this whole place. All right, I found the ladder and I'm getting into the [[Wyman Foundation]]. Here we go. (''shot of Jonas climbing down ladder and of him landing on the floor'') Okay. (''laughs slightly and smiles'') We're in the [[Wyman Foundation]]. (''laughs slightly and smiles again, looking at the ladder'') You know, that was like doing [http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Mission_Alpha the Kangaroo Hop] I can't believe Spencer... maybe he knows what he's talking about. All right, let's go. Let's go find that thing.

(''close-up of Taylor's eyes'')

'''Taylor:''' He found the router.

'''Spencer:''' You know what to do.

'''Taylor:''' (''sighs'') Part Three: Guardian Angel.

'''Text:''' GUARDIAN ANGEL © Spencer Gilman

'''Taylor:''' Okay, I've hacked into the building's security system.

'''Spencer:''' C'mon, let's go.

'''Taylor:''' (''smiles'') Got it. Okay. (''talking into headset'') The building's external security system is disengaged. You're good to go, Daniel.

'''Spencer:''' Part Four: Interdiction.

'''Text:''' INTERDICTION © Spencer Gilman

'''Daniel''': (''face not seen because on the darkness of the room'') All right, Taylor shut off the external security systems. Now we're in the main part of the building. All that stands between us and our goal are these lasers. (''motions to laser behind him'') Let's hope [http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Mission_Beta Spencer's wikiyoga] helps. (''into what seems to be a headset'') All right, Taylor, I'm ready.

(''crawls underneath the first laser.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''into headset'') How far? Okay.

(''Does downward dog over another laser and crawls underneath the last one, proceeds to climb into a hole and shut off the internal security system. The camera is shown moving toward the hole.'')

'''Text:''' ONE LAST TASK © Spencer Gilman

'''Daniel:''' (''talking to an unknown person'') You think this retinal scan's gonna work?

(''cuts to a shot of Daniel opening a door to reveal a lab room'')

'''Unknown Person''': 1875, this is it. (''removes specimen from refrigerator or cabinet'')

'''Daniel:''' You got it, [[TCC]]?

(''Camera pans to reveal that the unknown person working with Daniel is [[Alex]]'')

'''Alex:''' Oh, yeah, I got it.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, what does that stand for anyway, this [[TCC]]?

'''Alex:''' The Clarion Call.

'''Daniel:''' What's that?

'''Alex:''' How about you ask your new girlfriend?

==Notes==
*This is the first LG15 video to contain 6 major characters.
*This is the [[:Category:Videos by length|longest]] lonelygirl15 video to date.
*This video confirms the identity of the mysterious [[TCC]] as [[Alex]].
*While otherwise illustrated in the video, there is almost no way that Jonas's rope could possibly support his weight.
*While Jonas claims to be holding a cell phone, the shadow on his face clearly shows a large video camera.
*It is clear that Daniel's 2nd yoga move was not successful, he clearly would have broken the continuous laser stream as he flopped to the floor.
*A clarion call is a powerful request for action or an irresistible mandate. The phrase is a reference to Medieval times, when a clarion (or old-style trumpet) would be used on the battlefield. It can be used in religious, political and literary contexts.
*Some fans suggest that the security guard is gay because he seems to be crying over the ending of his relationship with another man; however, he could be talking about a family member, friend, or roommate. If he is gay, the security guard would be the second instance of [[the Creators]] putting an overtly homosexual character into the series (the first being the [[The party guests#Damien|man]] at Alex's party who hit on Jonas).
*Alex's comment about Daniel's "new girlfriend" (i.e., Sarah) could be foreshadowing Sarah's motive to betray or defy the mission. Alex could also simply be uncomfortable and/or jealous because of her and Daniel's past relationship, which was left unresolved.
*This video further features possible flirtation between [[Relationships#Taylor_and_Spencer|Taylor and Spencer]] throughout it.

Mission Possible

2007-07-25T21:13:30Z

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'''Mission Possible''' is the two hundred thirty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Widescreen shot of the back of a 4WD. Spencer is holding the camera pointing at his face, and Taylor [who is wearing a headset and holding a laptop] and Sarah can be seen in the background.'')

'''Spencer:''' So here we are. Judgement Day. This place really clears out on Saturdays. Who knew scientists take a break? Our soldiers are in place ready to infiltrate the [[Wyman Foundation]]. A blood sample beckons us and we have but a short time to get it. (''looks back at Taylor'') Is everyone ready?

'''Taylor:''' (''talking into her head set'') You guys ready? (''she nods and gives the thumbs up'')

'''Sarah:''' Did you just give a thumbs up?

'''Spencer:''' Part One: The Siren Call. Sarah, go!

'''Sarah:''' What?

'''Spencer:''' Go!

'''Sarah:''' Oh, right. Go. Sorry.

'''Text:''' THE SIREN CALL © Spencer Gilman

(''full screen shot, now outside, Sarah holds the camera to her face'')

'''Sarah:''' I didn't have the luxury of a training video because apparently... I don't need to be trained for what I am about to do. Spencer says I am a natural. ''(sighs)'' I'm in charge of security, or rather, the security guard. Surprise!

(''widescreen shot, zoomed image of a security guard walking back and forth'')

'''Spencer:''' (''voiceover'') The security guard looks a little upset. (''the guard sits down on the side of the road'') I-is he crying?

'''Taylor:''' What?

(''full screen shot from Sarah's lap showing security guard from shoulders down'')

'''Security Guard:''' (''notably low audio quality'') ...he never wanted to see me again. Especially after he took our dog, he claimed it was his. Honestly, after 4 years isn't everything mutually shared? (''sniffs'')

'''Sarah:''' Ummm, yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that, that...that sounds, uhh, like a real nightmare.

'''Security Guard:''' (''crying hard'') It really was.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, umm, (''guard cries even more'') don-don-don-don't cry. Umm, no, I'm not... I'm not good with emotions. Can...? Oh, god. All right, hold on, I dropped my cell phone.

(''Sarah picks up the camera'')

(''back in 4WD, beeps are heard'')

'''Taylor:''' What? What's that? Open it. Open it.

'''Spencer:''' (''Spencer reads text message from Sarah'') '''"Done. Guard emotionally compromised."''' (''to Taylor'') Sarah's done her job, let's go.

'''Taylor:''' (''talking into her head set'') Jonas, you're on. (''nods head'')

'''Spencer:''' Part Two: Storm Shadow.

'''Text:''' STORM SHADOW © Spencer Gilman

'''Jonas:''' Okay, here we go. It's go time. Thing is, I have to get (''holds up rope'') this rope up there. (''camera pans to a light bolted to the building'') You don't think I can do it? Watch me.

'''Spencer:''' Man, this is so frustrating not being able to see what's going on!

'''Taylor:''' Okay, calm down. If everything's going according to plan, then Jonas should be getting inside about now.

'''Spencer:''' Get on your mic and tell him to go faster.

'''Taylor:''' (''sighs'') (''talks into headset'') Jonas? Jonas? He can't talk when he's climbing. (''looks at camera quizzically'') What are you doing?

'''Spencer:''' (''camera pans to Spencer, who is wearing a ski mask on his face'') If Jonas doesn't succeed, I'm goin' in.

'''Taylor:''' (''laughs, but abruptly stops'') Oh my god, you're serious.

'''Spencer:''' Yeah, I got a hat for you too. Put it on. (''Throws hat at Taylor'')

'''Taylor:''' (''puts on hat, which has a cat face embroidered on it'')

'''Jonas:''' (''now on the roof'') Good thing Spencer taught me to climb with a rope 'cause, uh, there would have been no other way up here. So, I'm on top of the building right now, I'm on the roof and I'm gonna look for a way in. Somewhere up here. I don't know where, maybe a vent or something like that. (''tries to take rope off of the pipe'') You know what, I'm gonna have to put the cell phone down 'cause I can't do this, I can't pull my rope up. I'll get right back to ya though.

(''cuts to a shots of the roof and of Jonas looking for a way inside the building'')

'''Jonas:''' I've looked in a couple of places. I haven't found a door, I haven't found a ladder, but I still haven't looked over there. (''Points to his right'') So (''pauses and sighs'') I'm gonna go check it out. Hopefully, we find this door and ladder. Let's go.

(''Cut shot to a view of a ladder'')

'''Jonas:''' (''shot of opening and rungs attached to wall'') This has gotta be it. This is the only door and the only ladder in this whole place. All right, I found the ladder and I'm getting into the [[Wyman Foundation]]. Here we go. (''shot of Jonas climbing down ladder and of him landing on the floor'') Okay. (''laughs slightly and smiles'') We're in the [[Wyman Foundation]]. (''laughs slightly and smiles again, looking at the ladder'') You know, that was like doing [http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Mission_Alpha the Kangaroo Hop] I can't believe Spencer... maybe he knows what he's talking about. All right, let's go. Let's go find that thing.

(''close-up of Taylor's eyes'')

'''Taylor:''' He found the router.

'''Spencer:''' You know what to do.

'''Taylor:''' (''sighs'') Part Three: Guardian Angel.

'''Text:''' GUARDIAN ANGEL © Spencer Gilman

'''Taylor:''' Okay, I've hacked into the building's security system.

'''Spencer:''' C'mon, let's go.

'''Taylor:''' (''smiles'') Got it. Okay. (''talking into headset'') The building's external security system is disengaged. You're good to go, Daniel.

'''Spencer:''' Part Four: Interdiction.

'''Text:''' INTERDICTION © Spencer Gilman

'''Daniel''': (''face not seen because on the darkness of the room'') All right, Taylor shut off the external security systems. Now we're in the main part of the building. All that stands between us and our goal are these lasers. (''motions to laser behind him'') Let's hope [http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Mission_Beta Spencer's wikiyoga] helps. (''into what seems to be a headset'') All right, Taylor, I'm ready.

(''crawls underneath the first laser.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''into headset'') How far? Okay.

(''Does downward dog over another laser and crawls underneath the last one, proceeds to climb into a hole and shut off the internal security system. The camera is shown moving toward the hole.'')

'''Text:''' ONE LAST TASK © Spencer Gilman

'''Daniel:''' (''talking to an unknown person'') You think this retinal scan's gonna work?

(''cuts to a shot of Daniel opening a door to reveal a lab room'')

'''Unknown Person''': 1875, this is it. (''removes specimen from refrigerator or cabinet'')

'''Daniel:''' You got it, [[TCC]]?

(''Camera pans to reveal that the unknown person working with Daniel is [[Alex]]'')

'''Alex:''' Oh, yeah, I got it.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, what does that stand for anyway, this [[TCC]]?

'''Alex:''' The Clarion Call.

'''Daniel:''' What's that?

'''Alex:''' How about you ask your new girlfriend?

==Notes==
*This is the first LG15 video to contain 6 major characters.
*This is the [[:Category:Videos by length|longest]] lonelygirl15 video to date.
*This video confirms the identity of the mysterious [[TCC]] as [[Alex]].
*While otherwise illustrated in the video, there is almost no way that Jonas's rope could possibly support his weight.
*While Jonas claims to be holding a cell phone, the shadow on his face clearly shows a large video camera.
*A clarion call is a powerful request for action or an irresistible mandate. The phrase is a reference to Medieval times, when a clarion (or old-style trumpet) would be used on the battlefield. It can be used in religious, political and literary contexts.
*Some fans suggest that the security guard is gay because he seems to be crying over the ending of his relationship with another man; however, he could be talking about a family member, friend, or roommate. If he is gay, the security guard would be the second instance of [[the Creators]] putting an overtly homosexual character into the series (the first being the [[The party guests#Damien|man]] at Alex's party who hit on Jonas).
*Alex's comment about Daniel's "new girlfriend" (i.e., Sarah) could be foreshadowing Sarah's motive to betray or defy the mission. Alex could also simply be uncomfortable and/or jealous because of her and Daniel's past relationship, which was left unresolved.
*This video further features possible flirtation between [[Relationships#Taylor_and_Spencer|Taylor and Spencer]] throughout it.

Lying Bastards

2007-04-05T18:18:30Z

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{{Blog4
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0166
| image = Mmm...fish taco.JPG
| caption = There's no HO in Mexico...but there's one in the car!
| blogger = Daniel
| date = April 4th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=222 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = We followed Alex down the coast and into Mexico. It looks like she has a vacation home here or something. I did some snooping and overheard some interesting (but really confusing) stuff.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags =


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =
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| character = Daniel
| actor = Yousef Abu-Taleb
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| character = Jonas
| actor = Jackson Davis
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| character = Bree
| actor = Jessica Lee Rose
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| actor = Bitsie Tulloch
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| Previous = Losing My Religion
| Next =
| PreviousB = Missing Days
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'''Lying Bastards''' is the one hundred sixty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Daniel]], [[Jonas]], and [[Bree]] follow [[Alex]] all the way to Mexico.

==Transcript==
(''Music plays and footage of the highway, other cars, etc. is seen.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''sitting in the passenger seat with Bree visible in the back seat'') We followed [[Alex]] down here, she's been staying in that house over there. We're trying to figure out what to do: I mean, we're not sure what she's doing but she's been holed up in there for a while. Other than that though, I kind of like Mexico. I mean its nice, the people are cool, they're very warm and...

'''Jonas:''' (''laughing'') Yeah... you like Mexico because you can legally drink, lush. I know you.

'''Daniel:''' No, I like it because I like it...He's acting like it's a...

'''Jonas:''' Congratulations!

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean congrat...

'''Jonas:''' Well, it's 9:30 in the morning dude, I just...that's a feat, that's a major feat.

'''Daniel:''' Whatever, dude.

'''Jonas :''' Listen, Mamasitas lock up your daughters, okay, 'cause the Beast here is south of the border, and, uh, not for nothing dude, you put the ho in Mexico...

(''Daniel laughs in that "that was so wrong" snicker.'')

'''Bree:''' There's no "ho" in Mexico.

(''Both boys look at her and then at each other.'')

'''Bree:''' There's no "ho" in Mexico.

(''Daniel looks at the camera in a "Bree doesn't get what we are talking about" way.'')

(''Cut to Daniel standing in the street.'')

'''Daniel:''' Wow big surprise. After talking all that trash Jonas decides to take Bree into town. Why? He thinks she should try a fish taco. What do I do though? That's right I do something useful. I'm going to break into Alex's house. (''laughs'') Its all I know how to do really, I guess!

(''After much scaling of walls and sneaking around on balconies Daniel was able to film Alex on the phone.'')

'''Alex:''' Yes, they called me. No, because--I do care because its a violation of [[free will]] and you know... I know my principles, do you want me to recite them for you? I didn't know you were going to do anything... It's horribly upsetting, alright, I don't like lying, it goes against... because he's my nephew!... Okay.

(''Alex hangs up the phone, puts her head into her hands and appears to be crying.'')

==Notes==
*This is the first time Bree and the guys have been seen together since the kidnapping.
*This is also the first time in awhile we see Daniel breaking and entering.
*This is the second video to have a swear word in the title, '''''Lying'''''.

Lying Bastards

2007-04-05T18:17:40Z

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Uncle Dan

2007-03-15T20:52:51Z

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{{Blog4
| name = Uncle Dan
| number = 0154
| image = 0154-DanielAndAuntAlexAtTheParty.jpg
| caption = I think Jonas is going to be sick...
| blogger = Jonas
| date = March 14th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=208 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = We went to a party with Alex. I wasn't feeling very social, and Daniel was flirting a lot with my Aunt... not cool man! -Jonas
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| actor = Sale Cecere
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| character = Damien
| actor = Charlie North
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{{VidChar
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| actor = Bitsie Tulloch
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{{VidChar
| character = Toby
| actor = Burke Stuart
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{{VidChar
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| actor = Angela Harp
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| actor = Taylor Treadwell
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| actor = Jason Lopez
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| actor = Craig Coyne
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| Previous = On The Hot Seat
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'''Uncle Dan''' is the one hundred fifty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

'''Daniel:''' So... uh... Jonas and I are at our very first fashion industry party. But it's weird... I dunno. They have a full bar kind of thing. But, I'm really not trying to drink anymore, 'cause of the whole... you know? (''He turns to Jonas'') I dunno man, what do you think?

'''Jonas:''' (''raises a glass of wine'') Eh...

'''Daniel:''' Uh... yeah.

'''Jonas:''' (''referencing people across the room'') I think that guy is a musician, over there?

'''Daniel:''' Over there?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah...

'''Daniel:''' In the white shirt?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah.

'''Daniel:''' Cool. Who is he? I wonder.

(''Jonas Shrugs'')

'''Daniel:''' Anyway, I feel really out of place right now. Honestly, I don't know what to do. Maybe I can talk to people. Maybe they'll get on camera.

(''Pan to woman with brown hair eating finger food'')

(''Pan to Jonas, standing alone in a corner of the room with a wine glass'')

(''Pan to a man talking with thick dark blonde hair. Pan back to Jonas who appears to be staring at the man before looking at the camera'')

(''Pan to David, whispering in the ear of another woman before she rolls her eyes. He glances in another direction'')

(''Pan to Jonas who mouths help. Jonas is standing behind Alex'')

'''Alex:''' I don't hate this.

(''Pan to thick dark blonde haired man'')

'''Damien:''' I think you're sexy... I wasn't...

'''Jonas:''' No, no, no, no.

'''Damien:''' He's cute!

(''Pan to Alex drinking wine, Chocolate brown shirt man enters'')

'''David:''' Excuse me, excuse me for a moment...

(''Pan to Alex and David, who is pushing her into a corner of the room where they start to argue'')

'''David:''' (''Raised voice'') I don't know why I'm invited here. He's 19 years old for Christ sake!

'''Alex:''' Will you keep it down maybe?

'''Alex:''' You know what, I... I--

(''Throws wine in David's face and walks away'')

'''Daniel:''' Are you ok?...Hey.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, this sucks. Take the camera, everybody freakin' hates me.

'''Jonas:''' Nobody hates you, man.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, I, I keep gettin'...

'''Toby:''' How you doin', man?

'''Jonas:''' What's up, dude?

'''Toby:''' It's good to see you.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, you too. This is Toby. Toby, Daniel.

'''Toby:''' We've met.

'''Beth:''' Jonas, I'm Beth. Pleasure to meet you.

'''Toby:''' Oh! Actually, she's a reporter.

'''Jonas:''' Well it's nice to meet you, Beth.

'''Beth:''' It's nice to meet you too.

'''Daniel:''' I'll be back. (''He walks over to Alex.'')

'''Jonas:''' I saw this girl, she was posting videos, and my heart kinda went out to them. It's a long story. It's complicated.

'''Toby:''' Look, I'm gonna let you catch up with everybody. Really good to see you.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. You too, man.

(''Cut to Jonas, now alone by a mirror.'')

'''Jonas:''' Dude, I'm really annoyed right now. He's totally hitting on my aunt. (''The camera cuts away to Daniel and Alex, talking, dancing, and flirting.'') I know they're just friends and all, but... that's my aunt, man, it's family! It's weird. And if they start hooking up it's going to be weird around the house. (''The camera cuts back to Jonas.'') And she's kinda like that too, actually. I was using her computer and she left this page open, it was some dating website. It said that she was into younger guys. I think I'm going to throw up.

'''Jonas:''' No, it's cool, it's... (''He swallows.'') It went back down.

(''The camera pans across various people in the room.'')

(''Jonas picks up a piece of food and eats it.'')

'''Jonas:''' Mmmm... That's good.

'''Carla:''' Joseph. Joseph!

'''Jonas:''' It's actually Jonas.

'''Carla:''' Oh. Jonas. (''She waves her hand, as if brushing away the error.'') I'm sorry.

'''Jonas:''' It's okay, we just met.

'''Carla:''' You are adorable, adorable. (''She takes a sip of wine.'')

'''Jonas:''' Oh, thank you.

'''Carla:''' If you don't mind. No, I'm not going to ask, I don't want to know.

'''Jonas:''' I'm nineteen.

'''Carla:''' You're nineteen... So I'm going to give you my room key, I've got two room keys, and I don't want you to tell your aunt...

'''Jonas:''' My friend, Daniel, I've got... But, do you have a friend, that's not my aunt, that maybe he could...

'''Will:''' Hey Jonas, some guy is here looking for you.

(''Carla sort of half-kisses Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''looks at the camera and mouths'') Oh my God!

(''The camera pans across various people in the room. David drinks wine straight from the bottle.'')

'''Jonas:''' So it looks like the good food's gone and...

(''The camera pans across various people in the room.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey! Daniel! Ummm... I think we need to go.

'''Daniel:''' No, I'm good.

'''Alex:''' Why?

'''Jonas:''' I think, no, uh... none of that, please.

'''Alex:''' You don't need to go, why do you...

'''Jonas:''' Yeah... (''He slaps Daniel on the face, gently.'')

'''Alex:''' All right, well, I have some business to take care of.

'''Jonas:''' So we're going to leave.

'''Carl:''' Hey, hey, hey, what's up man? You all right?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

'''Carl:''' Okay, good.

'''Daniel:''' You alright?

'''Carl:''' Yeah, I'm great, I was just wondering, ummm... (''the camera cuts away for a moment.'')

'''Jonas:''' Bro, I think you've got some issues.

'''Carl:''' No, man, it's just--

(''The camera cuts to Alex's face.'')

'''Alex:''' All right, enough, enough.

'''Carl:''' Is that cool-

'''Jonas:''' No dude, listen to me.

'''Daniel:''' No, no, no-

'''Carl:''' It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

'''Alex:''' You guys should just go. Just go.

'''Daniel:''' What are you talking about?

'''Carl:''' Do you want to talk about something?

'''Alex:''' Jonas, I'll talk to you later!

'''Carl:''' Lets talk,no it's cool, it's cool.

'''Alex:''' (''yelling'') All right, enough, that's my nephew!

'''Jonas:''' Chill.

'''Daniel:''' We're leaving.

'''Jonas:''' Just chill.

'''Carl:''' Hey Daniel, it was good meeting you, though. Hey, hey Daniel, keep in touch alright.

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, Daniel!

'''Daniel:''' Here, have your-- (''He hands Alex his wine glass.'')

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, Daniel

'''Alex:''' Bye, bye, goodbye--

'''Carl:''' Come back anytime.

'''Daniel:''' Ahh, yeah...

(''The camera cuts away to Daniel and Jonas standing outside on the curb. They have obviously called a cab.'')

'''Jonas:''' That’s a Mustang.

'''Daniel:''' You know what, I’m glad it’s not a taxi. We need to go back in there. Shouldn’t have even had us leave.

'''Jonas:''' I know.

'''Daniel:''' Life of the party, right? High five for that, you know it’s true, don’t worry, I got you. There’s a taxi. (''He whistles.'')

'''Jonas:''' And... not a cab. Nope, wrong.

'''Daniel:''' You know, you know what’d be really cool? If things work out between her and me...

'''Jonas:''' Daniel... Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Just, just let me finish! ''(looks at camera)'' If things worked out, I would be this fine young gentleman’s uncle.

'''Jonas:''' Oh my God, man. Get off my shoulder. If you hook up with my aunt, I will bury both of you. No no, off the jacket.

'''Daniel:''' Think about it, think about it. It would be fun.

'''Jonas:''' It would not be fun, Daniel! That would not be fun.

'''Daniel:''' No, it wouldn’t be fun being buried, it would be fun being your uncle. Because... Was that a cab, too?

'''Jonas:''' That is not a cab.

'''Daniel:''' Because... I could tell you what to do because... that’s I’m your uncle.

'''Jonas:''' Shovels, boxes, if all that sounds good to you man, just keep on going down this road. Just keep saying it. I don’t think this cab’s ever coming, man.

'''Daniel:''' That’s because he sucks.

'''Jonas:''' Sure does.

'''Daniel:''' Let’s go back in and hang out with your aunt. She’s nice.

'''Jonas:''' Dan... Daniel. I’m going to ask you something. Did you... did you make out with my aunt? Did you? Because that’s crossing the line.

'''Daniel:''' Oh look, there... there’s the cab.

'''Jonas:''' Daniel… Daniel. Look at me. Look! Daniel, right here! Daniel!

'''Daniel:''' (''looking away'') Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' Dude, did you? ‘Cause if you did...

'''Daniel:''' Did... what?

'''Jonas:''' I hate you.

==Notes==
*This is the first video to have more that four speaking parts; at least ten of the actors have individually distinguishable lines from the background chatter.
*Some fans have noticed that there is a picture in the room that features a blonde woman wearing sunglasses, and have speculated that this might be [[Lucy]]. A freeze frame of the picture can be seen [[:Image:I Spy Lucy in a Picture Fram.JPG|here]].
*This is the longest video to date.
*When Carl, Daniel, Alex and Jonas are talking, there is a quick shot with Beth standing in the background.

On The Hot Seat

2007-03-14T21:37:00Z

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{{Blog4
| name = On The Hot Seat
| number = 0153
| image = 0153jonasandalex.JPG
| caption = Jonas is such a playa hata.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = March 13th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=207 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = Alex asked me to help her with an interview. It was pretty fun...
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| actor = Bitsie Tulloch
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| character = Jonas
| actor = Jackson Davis
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| Previous = Training Hard
| Next =
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'''On The Hot Seat''' is the one hundred fifty-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel is speaking into the camera'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay everyone, so [[Jonas]]'s aunt [[Alex]]andra, has asked me to...

'''Alex:''' No, sorry, "Alex".

(''Pan to Alex, sitting at the other end of a table'')

'''Daniel:''' Excuse me?

'''Alex:''' Alexandra is too formal.

'''Daniel:''' Alex. Jonas's aunt ''Alex'', has asked me to help her do a little marketing video explaining what she does in the fashion industry.

'''Alex:''' Oh.

'''Daniel:''' It's ok. It's not on. Don't worry.

'''Alex:''' Well tell me before you turn it on.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, yeah. Sure. Of course. (''Pan back to Daniel'') I'll do that. (''Pan back to Alex'')

'''Alex:''' I, um, whenever I do these things and I see my self on camera...I think I just...look ridiculous. And I hate my voice.

'''Daniel:''' No...come on. So, what demographic do you see your company's fashion line having the most impact in?

'''Alex:''' Probably...can I think about that one for a second?

'''Daniel:''' Nope, sorry.

'''Alex:''' No!

'''Daniel:''' Imagine you're on live TV.

'''Alex:''' No, bleh! Turn it off for a second.

'''Daniel:''' Sorry, can't do it. No. Sorry!

'''Alex:''' Ecch. Alright, we-we probably have the most influence in women ages 22 to 34 which is to say out of college, probably in jobs where they're judged by their physical appearence. Which is to say any job if you're.....

'''Daniel:''' Bzzzz!

'''Alex:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' I mean you were doing great until you brought up that whole sexism in the workplace thing.

'''Alex:''' Well it's true though.

'''Daniel:''' Well it's boring, though. (''Pause'') So, tell us about a typical day in the life of Alex, fancy-shmancy Fashion Designer.

'''Alex:''' I get up insanely early, go to my favorite coffee place and order a "Depth Charge" which is two shots of espresso in a big black coffee, and I usually finish drinking it before I get to my car. I get to work around...God, I dunno, around 8:00. Wait for my hands to stop shaking and spend the rest of my day at the computer.

'''Daniel:''' So, tip two, you ready for it?

'''Alex:''' Yes. What?

'''Daniel:''' Try to sound excited about what you do.

'''Alex:''' Ugh. I'm sorry. Can we just do it all again?

'''Daniel:''' Uh, no. So basically you're telling me that you, uh, don't cut the fabric, you don't sew. You.....do nothing.

'''Alex:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' Not at all.

'''Alex:''' No. Um, I still-I still choose fabrics and select patterns, but I do all of my designing on the computer now.

(''Pan back momentarily to Daniel who fakes snoring'')

'''Alex:''' Oh, what? Like your life is so exciting.

'''Daniel:''' Well actually, we're on the run f...uh...

'''Alex:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Nothing.

'''Alex:''' No, seriously. You're on the run from what?

'''Daniel:''' Ummm, [[The Order]]. It's complicated. Just whatever. Never mind.

'''Alex:''' Okay.

'''Jonas:''' (''walking into the room'') Hey!

'''Daniel:''' Yo brotha!

'''Jonas:''' I thought you said you were gonna help me.

'''Daniel:''' What? C'mon dude!

'''Jonas:''' No, seriously. I think that's enough.

'''Alex:''' No, I asked him to help me.

'''Jonas:''' Uh, I know you did. (''Kisses Alex's head'') But, we got dinner to cook and DVDs to rent. So...

(''Pan back momentarily to Daniel'')

'''Daniel:''' (''Softly'') Playa hata.

'''Jonas:''' Mm-hm. (''Laughs'')

==Notes==
*A "Depth Charge" is also an alcoholic drink, in which a shot of whisky, vodka, or tequilla is dropped into a glass of beer and the combination is chugged quickly.
*Some fans have speculated that the alexbrows (highlighted in "On the Hot Seat") have come to compete with the breebrows.