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Kate's Memorial Service

2008-02-08T20:27:55Z

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| number = 167
| image = KateMemservice0167.JPG
| caption = RIP Kate
| blogger = Julia
| date = January 27th, 2008
| url = {{KM|194}}
| forumid = 549
| length = 7:06
| description = It was a good idea to get together to remember Kate. In practice I’m not sure how well it worked…

Song performed by Emine Pirhasan and Ben Moorhouse. 'Grace' was written by Ben and James Moorhouse.
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| song = 'Grace' by Sister Mary And The Choirboys

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{{VidChar|Tom|Cameos#Fan Cameos{{!}}Thomas Henderson}}
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{{VidChar|Kate's Memorial Service{{!}}Mourner|Jonathan Almond}}
{{VidChar|Kate's Memorial Service{{!}}Mourner|Luke Hyams}}
{{VidChar|Kate's Memorial Service{{!}}Mourner|Claire Finbow}}

| Previous = Flowers
| Next = Help, I Need Somebody!
| PreviousB = Internet Celebrity Revealed
| NextB = Julia Incredible

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==Transcript==
(''Charlie is standing in a room, dressed in black. Julia approaches her with the camera for a hug''.)

'''Charlie:''' Hey.

(''Charlie hugs Julia. Julia then pans around the room, looking at all of the guests. She walks to the front of the room, approaching a picture of [[Kate]]. Julia puts the camera down nearby and walks over to the table to place a bunch of flowers on it. Cut to Charlie hugging Emine Pirhasan and Ben Moorhouse. Cut to Charlie being comforted by a guest. Gavin enters with his [[Flowers|flower for Kate]], and gives Charlie a kiss on the cheek. He hugs her as he looks over at Julia. Gavin leaves and walks over to Julia''.)

'''Gavin:''' What'd you bring that for?

'''Julia:''' It's for some friends of Kate's online who couldn't be here today. Charlie said it was fine.

(''Gavin sighs and walks over to throw his Gerbera angrily on the table. He then sits down and glares at Julia. Charlie walks to the front of the room''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) Hello, everyone, it's so nice to see so many of you. (''Cut to a shot of a guest''.) Kate meant... so much to me. (''Cut back to Charlie''.) She was a really good friend, and I feel really privileged to have known her during her short life. Um, I wanted to record today so that we could put it online and so that we could share everything-

(''Charlie is interrupted by loud footsteps. Everyone turns around, to find Steve entering with a plastic bag. Steve looks embarrassed and quickly takes a seat next to Julia''.)

'''Charlie:''' Maybe... some of you would like to come up and share some words about Kate?

'''Tom:''' Charlie, I would. (''Raises his hand''.)

'''Charlie:''' Thanks, Tom.

(''Tom walks to the front of the room as Charlie sits down next to Gavin''.)

'''Tom:''' I'm sure I can speak on behalf of everyone when I say Kate meant a lot to a lot of people. (''Gavin puts his arm around Charlie''.) Uh, I was lucky enough to meet her when she was showing her artwork at the gallery. I just want to say on behalf of everyone that... Kate, we'll really miss you.

(''Cut to Emine Pirhasan and Ben Moorhouse's performance. Cut to a shot of another guest, then to a shot of Kate's picture. Cut to Gavin at the front of the room''.)

'''Gavin:''' Sometimes, uh, in life, we... meet somebody that we-we have a, uh, a connection with. Somebody that we... relate to. Um, somebody that can be a, uh, a guiding light i-in a person's life. Um... Kate wasn't that for me, in truth. Um, we didn't get on as well as... as we could have done. I mean, in many ways, um, I, uh... she- I mean, she'll be missed; she ''will'' be missed. (''Waves at the picture of Kate''.) Bye, Kate.

(''As he goes to sit down, Gavin quietly asks if anyone else would like to say anything. Charlie goes back to the front of the room''.)

'''Charlie:''' Thanks for that, everyone. Um... Would anyone else like to come up and say a few words about Kate?

'''Steve:''' I'd like to say something.

(''Charlie looks irritated as the camera swings around to show Steve with his hand raised. Steve gets up, grabs his bag, and walks to the front of the room''.)

'''Steve:''' Kate... meant the world to me. You could say we- we meant under extraordinary circumstances. From then our relationship wasn't exactly normal. But I believe that Kate was a truly special person. For she helped to awaken feelings in me I hadn't felt for a very long time; things I didn't think existed anymore. Just before she-... Well, not long ago, (''Takes the book "[[Finding the One]]" out of his bag''.) I gave her this book. So I know she didn't get a chance to read it, therefore I'd like to share some of the words with you all now; and with her, if she's listening.

(''Steve opens the book and gets ready to begin reading, but then stops as he notices someone entering. The camera pans to the back of the room to reveal Tariq, heading toward Steve''.)

'''Tariq:''' How dare you?

'''Steve:''' What?

'''Tariq:''' You have got nerve turning up here after what you did to her.

'''Steve:''' I don't know what you're talking about.

'''Tariq:''' You are a murderer. (''Knocks the book out of Steve's hands''.) You have got no right to show your face here today. (''Gavin gets up and comes over''.)

'''Steve:''' You need to get your facts straight. Calling ''me'' a murderer? (''Shoves Tariq''.) And ''you'' can't control your temper!

'''Gavin:''' (''Stopping Tariq from attacking Steve''.) I think it's time for you to go, mate.

'''Steve:''' Me go?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah!

'''Steve:''' why? I'm not the one with anything to hide, and the police know it! I've been honest with ''everyone'' from the very beginning. I'm not the one who's hiding out like he ''has'' something to hide.

'''Tariq:''' Are you talking to me, Steve?

'''Steve:''' Yes. I ''am'' talking to you, Tariq. Where've you been? Hiding away? Running off? Maybe ''you're'' the one who should be in a police cell.

'''Tariq:''' You bastard!

(''Tariq attacks Steve. Julia and Gavin run to pull Tariq away''.)

'''Julia:''' Tariq! Stop it!

'''Tariq:''' You liar!

'''Julia:''' Not here!

'''Steve:''' Please!

'''Gavin:''' Hey!

'''Steve:''' Leave it be!

'''Gavin:''' Just-

'''Steve:''' Fine. Alright

'''Gavin:''' Just- (''Charlie picks up the picture of Kate, which smashed to the floor in the fight''.) Give it a rest.

'''Steve:''' I'm fine. Thank you. Just calm-

'''Gavin:''' Tariq, just give it-

'''Charlie:''' What have you done? (''Sniffs''.)

(''Charlie puts the picture of Kate on the table and runs out of the room''.)

'''Gavin:''' Nice work, lads. Really nice work. (''Runs after Charlie''.)

(''Steve walks to pick up the book''.)

'''Tariq:''' You won't get away with this, Steve.

'''Steve:''' I didn't do it, Tariq. Believe me, I'm gonna find out who did. (''Walks out''.)

'''Julia:''' Why are you so short-tempered?

'''Tariq:''' I just am!

'''Julia:''' What does that mean?

'''Tariq:''' The way he used to look at her...

'''Julia:''' The way he used to look at her?

'''Tariq:''' I-It wasn't normal!

'''Julia:''' The police let him go. What is going through your brain, Tariq? You've got to have more than a hunch to go around accusing people of murder.

'''Tariq:''' He knows more than he's letting on. Don't worry, I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.

(''Tariq walks out. Julia pans the camera to find Tom picking up pieces of glass from the floor''.)

'''Julia:''' Are you okay?

'''Tom:''' I'm alright. Could you give me a hand with this?

'''Julia:''' Yeah.

==Notes==
*To date, this is the longest Kate Modern video at 7:06, excluding the recap videos.
*Steve's speech hints that he had feelings for Kate.
*Thomas has become a similar player in the KateModern universe much like [[Greg Gallows]] or [[VoyBoy]] in the [[LonelyGirl15]] series.

Kate's Memorial Service

2008-02-08T20:27:29Z

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Kate's Memorial Service

2008-02-08T20:26:59Z

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Julia Incredible

2008-02-08T20:21:31Z

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| number = 176
| image = KM176-JuliaSpirituaLee.jpg
| caption = Lee as a spiritual leader?!
| blogger = Julia
| date = February 7th, 2008
| url = {{KM|216}}
| forumid = 566
| length = 1:44
| description = It's been so busy here at the Justincredible.tv HQ. Barely had time to go to the toilet, let alone blog!
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==Transcript==
'''Julia:''' Hiya! So I haven't been here for a while. I know I said I was gonna blog everything, but it's been quite busy in the office and this is the first chance I've had. Now, I don't know what it is, and I can't quite put my finger on it, but Justin, I know you're watching this, and I know you want me to bear it all, and... Look, I'm sure you know what you're doing, but, if I'm honest, the person running this is a couple hamburgers short of a Happy Meal.

(''Looks over her shoulder and looks back at the camera confused''.)

'Kay, anyway, I'm gonna keep this short this week. I've come up with a format for a show called "SpirituaLee". (''Shows a mock up to the camera''.) It's a religious views show fronted by Lee. So I've booked [[Rupert Van Helden]] for our pilot next week, so [[Tariq]], gang, I might be able to swing you an audience with. And anyone else, for that matter. But only if you behave yourself. 'Cause wherever this is gonna go, I need this job.

(''Justin comes over''.)

'''Justin:''' Hey, Jules... (''Notices the camera''.) Oh, I'm sorry, were you in the middle of a blog?

'''Julia:''' It's alright.

'''Justin:''' One of my researchers has brought this (''Points to the paper he's holding''.) to my attention. It's another crazy blogger from America, but check this out. This kid (''Holds up the paper to the camera, showing [[Jack]]'s YouTube profile''.) thinks he can teleport.

'''Julia:''' Tele-what?

'''Justin:''' Now, the concept is this: You email him, saying that we're gonna get him over here to front his own show if - and this is a big "if" - he can teleport from America to the studio. 'Cause we aren't gonna pay for a ticket for him. (''Laughs''.) Teleport! (''Walks away laughing''.)

'''Julia:''' (''Crumples up the paper from Justin''.) See what I mean? Don't worry, he would have forgotten about it in ten minutes.

==Notes==
*This is yet another refrence to [[watchyourjack]] and [[whatweird]], which are viral marketing ploys for [[Jumper]].

Drive Goo

2008-02-08T20:20:05Z

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| number = 177
| image = KM177-GuyCremeEggCar.jpg
| caption = Who's gonna wear the suit?
| blogger = Charlie
| date = February 8th, 2008
| url = {{KM|217}}
| forumid = 567
| length = 1:18
| description = Tomorrow’s the big day! I’m so excited I’m about to throw up!
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==Transcript==
'''Charlie:''' Oh my god, you guys are never gonna believe what just got delivered! (''Turns the camera around to show a [[KM Product placement|Cadbury Creme Egg]] car''.) Isn't it amazing?

(''A Cadbury representative walks over, carrying the keys and a bag''.)

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Take "goo" care of it. (''Laughs and hands the keys to Charlie''.) So, uh, here's the suit; the eggs should be delivered shortly. (''Hands Charlie the bag''.)

'''Charlie:''' Excellent.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Um... Pretty cool, huh?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, it's amazing!

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Uh, who's gonna be wearing the suit? Have you had any luck attracting the celebrities?

'''Charlie:''' Well, we're waiting to hear back from our first and second choices. We've got, like, (inaudible) said maybe, [[Jamie Bell]] said he might be interested, and Russell Crowe, well, he's in Hollywood, but he is a bit busy. But, um, Lenny Henry said he's interested.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Okay. I'm sure it'll be great. Look, I'll see you tomorrow at the big day, yeah? And please, do be careful with it all. Yeah?

'''Charlie:''' Thanks.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Alright. (''Walks away''.)

'''Charlie:''' Okay, so at least the client is happy for now. But to be honest with you, I'm really stressed about this. I don't have anyone to wear the Cadbury Creme Egg suit, half the office is away with the mumps at the moment, and this has all got to be done by tomorrow. I hope it's all gonna "goo" swimmingly.

(''Looks at the car''.) Now to cram that little bad boy full of eggs. I can do that!

==Notes==
*The title of the video and the characters saying "goo" both go along with Cadbury Creme Egg's current marketing campaign called "Goo-ology".
*As Cadbury Creme Egg's practically sell themselves, it is possible that this is an elaborate set-up by the [[Order]].

Looking For A Date

2008-01-16T22:19:25Z

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| caption = Infiltration in style!
| blogger = Sarah
| date = January 11th, 2008
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| forumid = 15667
| length = 3:21
| description = Daniel and I went to Verdus and all we found was the macman.
| location = [[Verdus Pharmaceuticals]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15 lg15 bree daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko}}



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==Transcript==
(''A door closes on a view of the city street. Pan to see Sarah heading towards a staircase. She is holding a bouquet of flowers. Sarah guffaws as she looks over her shoulder looking at Daniel offscreen.'')

'''Sarah:''' Wow...

'''Daniel:''' The things I do to get a smile out of you...

'''Sarah:''' Oh, no no no no no. You're not doing this for me, you're doing this for your new girlfriend... Kelly.

'''Daniel:''' Haha. Ahh no.

'''Sarah:''' You know, give me that.

'''Daniel:''' (''mumbles something'')...girlfriends.

'''Sarah:''' Anyway you're the one who should be on camera, so...

(''Sarah takes the camera from Daniel and turns it to show Daniel in a clown outfit. Daniel shrugs. Sarah and Daniel laugh together. Daniel blows his clown hair out of his face.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, how did you get her name anyway.

'''Daniel:''' I called up Verdus and asked for Ted McKinley's office and when she answered we started talking and I could tell she kinda dug me so... I asked her for her name. She gave it to me.

'''Sarah:''' Smooth... (''Camera pans back to Sarah'') For a clown. {''Camera turns back to Daniel'') How do you know he wouldn't be there.

'''Daniel:''' Kelly said he would be in a conference... All day. ('Daniel drops a bicycle horn and bends down to pick it up.'')

'''Sarah:''' You are ridiculous.

'''Daniel:''' Heh, heh. Shut up.

(''Cut to Daniel inside an elevator pushing a floor button.'')

'''Sarah:''' I can't believe let us walk right in.

'''Daniel:''' Nobody questions a clown. Give me those flowers.

(''Sarah hands the flowers to Daniel. Daniel faces the elevator door and waits for them to open. The door opens and he walks out. He proceeds through the halls and hops into an office with a flourish. He hands the flowers to Kelly. He begins dancing and singing in a silly voice.'')

'''Daniel:''' You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. So don't take my sunshine away... (''Daniel honks his horn. Kelly tentatively claps her hands.'')

(''Cut to Sarah roaming the halls, finding a computer with the match.com site on it.'')

'''Sarah:''' Okay. So, Mr. Happy Clown convinced Ted's assistant that he needed a glass of water or something.
You know, too many hours of singing clown-o-grams. Anyways, they're in the staff lounge, which leaves me to look for... (''Sarah looks at the computer screen for the first time and pauses.'') Nice. Looks like somebody needs a date. Anyway. Okay. So I'm searching saved emails. Searching... Searching... Searching... Heh. Loser. Let this be a lesson to you all. Never leave your company message system login and password confirmation in your saved email's box and then leave your computer on. You never know who might stop by the office when you're out. Okay, so. (''Sarah takes out a pen and begins writing on her hand.'') Login. TMAC. (''A door is heard opening and closing. Sarah quickly takes the camera and bolts.'')

(''Cut to see Ted entering the office'')

'''Ted:''' I can't believe I had to come all the back to get the notes for my speech just because you weren't answering the phone.

'''Kelly:''' I'm sorry Mr. McKinley... I had a singing telegram from a secret admirer. Heh. It was just a clown.

(''Ted goes to his workstation'')

'''Ted:''' And what did you decide, to give the clown a tour around the office.

'''Kelly:''' I'm sorry.

'''Ted:''' Sorry isn't good enough. I already had my day interrupted and I might not make it back in time to make it to the panel. Next time you answer that phone.

(''Cut to Daniel running down the stairs'')

'''Daniel:''' I can't believe you didn't get the password, it was right there in front of you.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, ya know I can't believe you let McKinley walk right in. What would you have done if I got caught?

'''Daniel:''' I don't know. Maybe some juggling. You coming?

==Notes==
* Link to [[Ted McKinley]]'s Match.com [http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?ortp=1&TP=U&uid=B1OM9eilcMhbqabc36JPsw%3d%3d&lid=21 profile].
* Using clues from the match.com profile, fans {{forum|15686|worked on the forum}} to determine McKinley's match.com password, which cittiecait finally determined to be pinotnoir1962.
* Dan is going to juggle for world peace.