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Tough Cookie

2007-01-16T07:09:00Z

136.165.11.244: /* Transcript */

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'''Tough Cookie''' is the ninety-sixth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting in a chair in his library).''

'''Jonas:''' (''sighs'') So... Bree's been here for thirty-three days now and (''pauses and shakes penis'') she hasn't left the bathroom once (that's a big crap.) I think the fact that, you know, your mom didn't come with her is what's really making her like mud slinging girls. (''Jonas sighs'') I go by her room every couple seconds, I knock on the door, leave a tray of sasquatch dung...but (''shakes head'') she's barely washed anything. I have a plan though, 'cause I know she likes chocolate chip brussel sprouts, right? So, I went to this bakery. Then I got into some random conversation ...blah, blah, blah... she needed a life change, I don't care about that crap. Anyway. The cookies are totally off the heezy! and uh... (''laughs at his dumb-age'') she ate those right up. And uh, it's weird, it's just like she's put herself in some kind of cardboard box, you know like prison-sex. w00t w00t! Yeah... (''laughs to himself'') It would be kind of sexy though if she came out all ripped from doing, like, push-ups and sit-ups and hot squats like er... (''clicks fingers twice'') that secksy bitch in Terminator 2 (''winks'') you know what I mean? Yeah, I'd tap that. (''Laughs.'') Yeah. La de Dah! (''Becomes more somber.'') I'm just kidding... you know... (''scratches chin'') I'm sure she just has a lot to think about. It's just frustrating because this whole last week I'm trying to get her to sleep with me... you know and just... just when she decides to take a chance, turns out one of her oldest sex partners is a liar. (''Shakes head.'') Gemma... Gemma has AIDS... didn't see that one coming. (''cut briefly to clip of Gemma and Lucy together'') Turns out she's (''indicates point 1 with his fingers'') sleeping with members of the Order (''indicates point 2 with his fingers'') doesn't even live in London (''scratches chin'')I really am in love with Bree, she's the Bee's Knees... man I think my penis is a lot...bigger than I thought. (''singing like Madonna'') And I feel like...like I just got home...y'know, maybe I'm drowning in a well here. Well, enough about me, let's talk about you. Look, uh, Danielbeast listen man, woman, shera. I'm really bummed out, like totally radical dude! Um... that you decided not to come here have a threesome with Bree and me. I mean, I think that she really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, needs you're sweet lovin' right now. Y'know it's, look, it's not like I blame you, you know, she's just a beautiful girl and you've been a... you've been a great 'friend'... you've put your life in danger just for her stuffed animals. It's just that I think... I think I love you. You are the only person in the whole wide world who knows how to cheer her up and you love her and she loves you, but I love her too. Well, look I...I...I...tough cookie (''slaps hands a lot'') I hope you're doing well and, uh, that we never hear from you again. Oh... (''claps hands'') and as a side note I just wanna thank everyone out there who, thinks I'm hot. I'd like to thank my Mom, my Dad...for gettin' it on and bringing me into this world. I'd like to thank Bree, you secksy cookie monster lovin' bitch. And umm, Jesus Christ, Jahova Almighty! Umm. Look, I promise I--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise I will do everything I can do to help out Bree (''licks lips'') like, make more cookies. Alright... It's Peanut Butter Jelly time! Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly and a baseball bat! Just don't know if she wants the cruststicals on or the crusts off (like any of that matters.) I'll let you know. (''Laughs'') Peace bitches!

(''Jonas gets up, farts and leaves.'')

==Notes==
*The video footage of [[Gemma]] interacting with [[Lucy]] is from a [[Tachyon]] [[Gemma? (Part II)|video]] that is part of the [[OpAphid]] [[Alternate Reality Game]].
*That's the first video in which [[Jonas]] mentions [[Gemma]].
*To fans who were distrustful of [[Jonas]], it seemed suspicious that [[Jonas]] would have access to the [[Tachyon]] footage that he shows in this video. It's possible that [[Bree]] shared it with him, or that he was watching the response videos. It's not clear why [[Bree]] would share this Tachyon information, and the vloggers have never made mention of watching Tachyon response videos. [[Jonas]] himself did not say how he got the footage.

Tough Cookie

2007-01-16T06:57:32Z

136.165.11.244: /* Transcript */

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'''Tough Cookie''' is the ninety-sixth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting in a chair in his library).''

'''Jonas:''' (''sighs'') So... Bree's been here for three days now and (''pauses and shakes head'') she hasn't left her room once. I think the fact that, you know, Daniel didn't come with her is what's really upsetting her. (''Jonas sighs'') I go by her room every couple hours, I knock on the door, leave a tray of food...but (''shakes head'') she's barely ate anything. I have a plan though, 'cause I know she likes chocolate chip cookies, right? So, I went to this bakery. Then I got into some random conversation with the owner about how she used to be in advertising, some big shot in the city and, she needed a life change, I don't know. Anyway. The cookies are great, and uh... (''laughs to himself'') she ate those. And uh, it's weird, it's just like she's put herself in some kind of self-imposed solitary confinement, you know like prison-sex. w00t w00t! Yeah... (''laughs to himself'') It would be kind of funny though if she came out all ripped from doing, like, push-ups and sit-ups and hot squats like er... (''clicks fingers twice'') Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 (''winks'') you know what I mean? (''Laughs.'') Yeah. La de Dah!(''Becomes more somber.'') I'm just kidding... you know... (''scratches chin'') I'm sure she just has a lot to think about. It's just frustrating because this whole last week I'm trying to get her to decide whether she can trust me or not... you know and just... just when she decides to take a chance, turns out one of her oldest friends is a liar. (''Shakes head.'') Gemma... I... didn't see that one coming. (''cut briefly to clip of Gemma and Lucy together'') Turns out she's (''indicates point 1 with his fingers'') working for the Order (''indicates point 2 with his fingers'') doesn't even live in London (''scratches chin'')I really am in love with Bree, she's the Bee's Knees... man I think this thing is a lot more serious and a lot...bigger than I thought. And I feel like like I just got home...y'know, maybe I'm in a little bit over my head here. Well, enough about me, let's talk about you. Look, uh, Danielbeast listen man, woman, shera. I'm really bummed that you decided not to come here with Bree. I mean, I think that she really, really needs you right now. Y'know it's, look, it's not like I blame you, you know, you've been a... you've been a great friend... you've put your life in danger and everything. It's just that I think you are the only person in the whole wide world who knows how to cheer her up and you love her and she loves you, but I love her too. Well, look I...I...I...tough cookie (''shrugs shoulders a lot'') I hope you're doing well and, uh, that we hear from you soon. Oh... (''claps hands'') and as a side note I just wanna thank everyone out there who, you know, trusted me and believed in me. Umm. Look, I promise I--I promise I will do everything I can do to help out Bree (''licks lips'') like, make more cookies. Alright... mealtime! Peanut butter and jelly. Just don't know if she wants the crusts on or the crusts off (like any of that matters.) I'll let you know. (''Laughs'') Peace bitches!

(''Jonas gets up, farts and leaves.'')

==Notes==
*The video footage of [[Gemma]] interacting with [[Lucy]] is from a [[Tachyon]] [[Gemma? (Part II)|video]] that is part of the [[OpAphid]] [[Alternate Reality Game]].
*That's the first video in which [[Jonas]] mentions [[Gemma]].
*To fans who were distrustful of [[Jonas]], it seemed suspicious that [[Jonas]] would have access to the [[Tachyon]] footage that he shows in this video. It's possible that [[Bree]] shared it with him, or that he was watching the response videos. It's not clear why [[Bree]] would share this Tachyon information, and the vloggers have never made mention of watching Tachyon response videos. [[Jonas]] himself did not say how he got the footage.

Lonelygirl15 The Story So Far...

2007-01-16T06:53:24Z

136.165.11.244: /* Her New Friend */

Special Request from [[The Creators]]:
[[The Creators]] of [[Lonelygirl15 (production)|lonelygirl15]] appreciate all the effort put forth by the fans to make the [[LGPedia]] the trove of LG15 information that it has become. They now charge the LGPedia community with a new mission: to create a '''Story So Far...''' section. In a nutshell, they would like a concise yet comprehensive introduction to LG15 for newbies linked to from the main page. The articles [[Breeniverse Timeline]] and [[Down The Rabbit Hole: The Hunt For Bree]] can be a starting-off point for this new viewer summary.

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==Who is lonelygirl15?==
On May 24, 2006 the world was touched by a sweet young girl experiencing the troubles of everyday life, but it turned out to be something more than that. The truth about lonelygirl15's life was told, and the world was captivated . . .

[[Bree|Lonelygirl15]], a.k.a. Bree, is an intelligent, yet awkward and geeky teenager. Raised in a strict, isolated household, she lacks many of the social skills possessed by her peers. She does not go out with friends much, and spends much of her time reading or playing juvenile games, such as interacting with her three stuffed animals, [[Thor]] the bear, [[Owen]] the Turtle, and [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]]. Bree is home schooled, and she and her parents have moved around a lot, which has limited her social experiences and has left her without any true friends. For a short while she attended high school, but the social pressures, teasing and her lack of experience proved too overwhelming for her to bear. However, she did leave her short stint in public high school with one friend, [[Daniel]].

==Her Beginning==
In June of 2006, Bree bought a webcam and began posting on [[YouTube]]. At first, she posted simple, silly clips of her and her stuffed animals, which she explains were edited by a friend. Later on, however, she opened up to the audience and began sharing more and more about herself, her life, religion and troubles. [[My Parents Suck...|Bree explains]] that her religion often prevents her from doing normal, teenage activities. Along the way, [[The Danielbeast|she introduces Daniel (as DanielBeast)]], her best and only ''real'' friend. Although he just sits on the bed and reads magazines most of the time, he occasionally participates in her clips, such as their spoof of each other, "[[Proving Science Wrong... with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15]]".

Daniel and Bree spend more and more time together, [[My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!|going on hikes]], [[Swimming!|swimming]] or just sitting in her bedroom. Bree's father asks Daniel to film Bree's play for her annual religious summer camp. Daniel refuses, and [[What Bree's Dad Said...|Bree's father reacts negatively]], straining her friendship with Daniel. Afterwards, tears are shed and angry words are exchanged between the friends. Daniel [[To Hell With Bree's Dad (yeah!)|posts a video]] explaining how he intends to attend her play, though not to film it, much to the surprise and happiness of Bree. Having gotten over the first hurdle in their public relationship, Bree excitedly shares that she has been chosen to participate in a sacred ceremony for her religion. Bree does not share many details about this religion except to say that she is truly committed to her faith.

==Her Rebellion==
Daniel [[I Want to Take Bree to a Party!|invites Bree to a party]], something she has never experienced, and with people she only met during her short time in public education (and who also [[Poor Pluto|teased her]] for her intellectual curiosity in science class). Her parents forbid her to go, but Bree [[I'm Going to the Party!|decides to sneak out anyway]]. Much to her dismay, her father is waiting for her when she gets home. She is promptly placed under "[[House Arrest|house arrest]]," and her father forbids her to see Daniel anymore. After this first rebellious act against her parents, it seems as if Bree has become addicted to sneaking out, or perhaps she just relishes her newfound freedom. Daniel invites her on various "dates" and Bree is confused about teen love. She's never had a boyfriend before, and obviously never experienced a kiss, so Daniel's desire to be something more than friends befuddles her, especially when [[My First Kiss|he kisses her]] at another party.

==Her Religion==
In the video [[A Change In My Life]], Bree sheds some light on the ceremony for which she has been chosen to participate. For the [[Bree's ritual|ceremony]], she has to learn [[Enochian|a new language]], go on a special diet, learn special steps, take [[iron pills|iron supplements]] and receive weekly [[Bree's injections|injections]].

Although Bree promises to have a dinner with Daniel, she realizes that she has to attend an annual [[Fall Equinox]] ceremony for [[Bree's religion|her religion]]. Again, her mysterious religion tears Daniel and Bree apart. She decides that her religion is more important to her than her only friend. She gains a "[[My Helper|helper]]" whose role is to assist her in preparing for the upcoming ceremony. She is already studying hard, dieting, taking pills and receiving mysterious shots. Nevertheless, she enjoys this new female friend. Daniel, still angry, [[Where Are They Going?|follows Bree and her helper]], [[Lucy]], in order to figure out the woman's purpose and motives. Bree sees the videoblog of Daniel following her and is upset. She tells Daniel via [[Daniel Crossed The Line|videoblog]] to leave her alone and stop following her. She also warns him about the power of those in her religious order. Daniel ignores her and begins to become alarmed by the extent to which her religion affects events in Bree's life.

==Her Ceremony==
Daniel finds inconclusive, yet disturbing stories about a man associated with Bree's religion, [[Aleister Crowley]]. He follows Bree and her helper yet again and in a secluded, wooded area stumbles upon the ceremony. As Daniel [[The Ceremony|films part of the secret ritual]], he notices that he is being watched. Fleeing through the darkness, he escapes into his car before being caught. After that, he follows Bree's helper Lucy to her apartment and waits until she leaves, [[Following The Helper|breaking in]] and finding pictures on Lucy's computer of himself videotaping the ceremony, along with maps of locations in Texas, Arizona, California, Alaska and Alberta, Canada. Shaken and paranoid, Daniel is convinced that Bree's "cult," as he calls it, is following him as he followed them. Bree hears of this and becomes extremely worried about Daniel's safety. So he goes "underground," staying at a friend's home to hide from the cult. Daniel calls Bree, finding out that under the instruction of Lucy and other cult members [[I Lied To Daniel|Bree has lied]] to him about the ceremony, which was faked. As it turns out, Bree knows very little about purpose and date of the ''actual'' ceremony. Furthermore, Bree's father seems to have little information about the injections he was giving to her. Bree realizes that Lucy will not answer any of Bree's questions. With Daniel's encouragement, Bree decides not to participate in the ceremony, and her parents surprisingly support her decision. Meanwhile, Bree is contacted by [[Gemma]], an old friend, who warns her of the power and influence of [[The Order|the "Order"]]. This prompts Bree to reunite with Daniel at his house.

==Her Getaway==
While at Daniel's house, [[Still At Daniel's|Bree's parents contact her ]] to tell her that she should sleep at Daniel's for the night, an extreme contrast to the conservative parents Bree has known. A few days later, Bree and Daniel, both worried, decide to return to her home after receiving no responses to their numerous phone calls. Upon arriving at the house, and from within the safety of Daniel's car [[On The Run|they witness her parents leaving]] with Lucy and a man from the ceremony. Once the car drives off, the two enter Bree's house to examine the scene. Hidden inside the P. Monkey puppet, Bree finds a note and some money left by her parents. The note advises her to stay with Daniel. Daniel and Bree worry about whether or not Daniel's house is a safe location. They make the decision to run away. They sleep in the car for a few days before settling in to a [[The motel|motel]]. Bree seems to be her usual silly self, but [[Someone's Following You|Gemma warns her]] that she is being followed by a "[[Watcher]]", a member of the Order who is stalking them. They both flee again, finding [[The second motel|another motel]]. [[Silent Treatment|Daniel is upset with Bree]] for not taking the situation seriously.

==Her New Friend==
Bree is left a video comment by [[Jonas]], who wishes Lonelygirl and Danielbeast a [[Happy Thanksgiving]]. He does not give out much background information about himself, and says only that his parents mysteriously disappeared while sailing six years ago, and expresses his sympathy for Bree, a fellow "orphan". Meanwhile, Daniel and Bree return to their motel room to find it [[Ransacked!|ransacked]]. With all of their money stolen, and now having only the small amount left that Daniel is carrying, and they flee once again. Daniel becomes increasingly aggravated, says some rather mean things about P. Monkey and wants to go back home, but Bree is not convinced that they are safe. Bree receives a vblog from Gemma who fears she too is being followed by a Watcher. [[Scared To Go Home|Scared to go home]], Gemma hides out at a friend's home, noticeably distressed, much like Daniel when he realized he was being followed. The situation for Bree and Daniel grows increasingly worse when Daniel is informed by someone named Tachyon that his car is bugged with a tracking device. Deciding that the safest choice is to [[Homeless|abandon the car]], the now-homeless couple has to resort to dumpster diving for food and a dirty abandoned warehouse for shelter. In November 28th online chat session, it is suggested that Bree and Daniel accept the help of Jonas, who is apparently rich, unemployed and lives alone in a large house. However, Daniel and Gemma are not convinced. Bree [[Your Decision|chooses to stay with Jonas]], but Daniel decides to [[Back Home|return home]].

==Her Betrayal==
Jonas posts [[Tough Cookie|a video claiming that Gemma was lying]] about being in London; apparently she is in California and still active in the Order. This, along with Daniel's abandonment of her, drives Bree to sulk for several days. Meanwhile, Daniel decides to go [[Back At Bree's|back to Bree's house]] and investigate, finding evidence that leads him to [[Breaking And Entering|break into a pharmaceutical warehouse]]. Bree decides to take action herself and begins by [[Bree Phone Home|calling her friends and family]] to see if anyone has had contact with her parents. She initially seems to find no helpful information, but in a call to an uncle, receives a coded message from her father, indicating that they are OK and requesting that she meet them. She reminisces about her old friend [[Cassie]] with whom Bree made some prank phone calls during their brief friendship. By the time she finishes making her calls; Bree concludes that the "Gemma Incident" is good reason to avoid contact with those in "The Community."

==Her Reunion==
On Christmas Day, much to Bree's [[Christmas Surprise|surprise]] and elation, Daniel arrives at Jonas's house. However, on the following day, Jonas and Daniel wake to find that [[Bree's Gone|Bree is gone]] without a note or obvious explanation. According to Jonas, Bree has taken his car, one of his credit cards, and some of his cash. Daniel decides to examine Bree's recent videos more closely to find an explanation of her disappearance. Jonas and Daniel [[Roadtrip|try to track down Bree]]. Eventually, they find her meeting with her father shortly before a run-in with the Order resulting in the [[The Unthinkable Happened|shooting of Bree's dad]].