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my husband is gross

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:44 pm
by Killthesmiley
haha

do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/friend that has this one really disgusting gross...vomit inducing trate or body part or habit????


my husbands belly button is nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it stinks. its sweaty. and I swear if you stick your finger in it it is crusty. ugh its gross

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:46 pm
by betz28
ewwww...kelly...tell him he needs to wash his belly button ;)

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:56 pm
by Mirage
My boyfriend takes off his socks and cracks his toes. :?

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:14 pm
by Sami
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:31 pm
by Mirage
Yeah it's pretty vile.

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:44 pm
by kellylen
ewwwwwwwww all this is gross

i dont have a boyfriend but my roommate sits here and burps and smelly farts all day. and she smells and sits around in her underwear all day.

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:47 pm
by PolkadotConfederation
poor Kelly and her evil roommate.... :(

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:59 pm
by betz28
kellylen wrote:ewwwwwwwww all this is gross

i dont have a boyfriend but my roommate sits here and burps and smelly farts all day. and she smells and sits around in her underwear all day.

that is funny! i used to have roommate that smelled! and she would steal my socks and wear them....it made me so mad...

why would someone steal socks....i mean come on! hehe

needless to say we only lived together for 6 months

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:57 pm
by kellylen
hahaha she stole your socks? lmao

im stuck with mine until tuesday then I don't need to see her ever again

right now we are having a music battle :(

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:37 pm
by AutoPilate
PolkadotConfederation wrote:poor Kelly and her evil roommate.... :(
Now, now, let's be fair. I mean, how evil could she be? She sits in her underwear all day.

As for the other Kelly's husband's bellybutton, you need to tell yo' man that an extra couple of seconds with soap and a finger in the shower won't frigging kill him. And what the hell are you doing smelling his bellybutton anyway?

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:37 pm
by Mirage
AutoPilate wrote: And what the hell are you doing smelling his bellybutton anyway?


:smt044 True dat!

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 6:51 pm
by RoseCrowley
me and my boyfriend try to outfart eachother :oops: rotf, then we blame it on the barking spiders....haha

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 6:53 pm
by AutoPilate
Image

Outstanding! Be proud, don't blush: You're a rare breed, Rose.

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:35 pm
by Killthesmiley
do you know how hard it is to kiss his entire body and turn him on by not touching is special area, without kissing near the region. the smell just kind of wofts into my nasal cavity

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:39 pm
by kellylen
Killthesmiley wrote:do you know how hard it is to kiss his entire body and turn him on by not touching is special area, without kissing near the region. the smell just kind of wofts into my nasal cavity
admit it. you stick your nose in his belly button