Lonelygirl15

Wherefore art thou P*Monkey?
Deny thy Breetards and refuse thy hand up your backside
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be an OpHead.

There are more things in heaven and earth, P*Monkey,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

To P* or not to P*, that is the question...?

chershaytoute wrote:To P* or not to P*, that is the question...?

"O P monkey, P monkey, wherefore art thou P monkey?"

If we lonelycrackheads have offended
think of P*Monkey and all is mended.
Think that you saw P*Monkey here
while these flamings did appear
and this weak and idle thread
no more intelligent than Jonas's head.
Lurkers-do not reprehend
watch P*Monkey; he will mend.
And, as he is an honest chap,
he will always make you laugh.
Now to scape the hater's flame,
we'll bring P*Monkey into the game.
Without P*Monkey, we do fall
So goodnight unto you all!
Give Bree your comments if we be friends
and P*Monkey shall restore amends.

(Eh, not too great. Sorry if I offended Jonas fans. Just think of that purple monkey!)

Hit Jonas upside the head with an anchor,
I still wouldn't think that you're a wanker. <3

I shall never see any thing more lovely, than that of a monkey named p! For soft and plush, and a voice that is hush hush, you are the only money for me~!