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We were wrong about Phase II...
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:46 pm
by Lurker
It didn't have anything to do with "psychological torture" or interrogation at all. That's just what they wanted us to think. The "private" transmissions were all a big cover.
The truth... the awful, regrettable truth... lies here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28657
Forget the Orange Slurpies, people! Now we know where Alex got her Depth Charges! The true face of the Order revealed:
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:50 pm
by PolkadotConfederation
That is quite possibly the scariest thing I have ever read.
I can't believe the Order has been right under our noses all along! And some of us have even been supporting them...
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:53 pm
by trainer101
You've found us out... I confess, the Illuminati is behind the entire Starbucks operation.
PROOF http://www.prisonplanet.com/031004illuminatieye.html
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:03 am
by Lurker
I knew it!
Now... what you have people done with the Teenage Angst Adventure Gang?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:15 am
by trainer101
We are teaching them to make decorative Latte art at this very moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0X2tRR0SY
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:21 am
by Lurker
My
God... have you no shame? You people are
sick!
I only pray Tachyon rescues them soon.
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:29 am
by trainer101
That girl has had one espresso too many. She's wound way too tight. She needs to lighten up a little, have a little fun. Perhaps another trip to Fiji is in Order.
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:32 am
by chershaytoute
That is just so much too much too wrong on so many too many levels, you know!
And to use the image of the Easter bunny in vain besides! Oh, the horror! <shudder>
My word, have they no shame?!?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:33 am
by ladysolitary85
*panics, looks at the Mocha Frap shes having* Ok, why in the hell didn't I think about this before??? good thing they laid me off! AHHH! I knew it! But... must... not... drink.... starbucks.... hey..... I feel funny....
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:31 am
by xentis
tsk tsk on the mod who has left this in the plot discussion
well anywho star bucks is evil
i went there one time note
one and I go
"i would like a large coffee extra cream extra sugar"
and there all like "do you mean grande?"
and to my self i was thinking "did they say gandie or grand E"
what the heck is a grande i want a
large not some giant letter E alt ho that would be a pretty cool cup and all
and then to have gande would be awesome to except i wouldn't be able to take him out to eat or anything so the dating areas would be limited and why would i want him with
extra cream and extra sugar
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:45 am
by ladysolitary85
xentis wrote:tsk tsk on the mod who has left this in the plot discussion
well anywho star bucks is evil
i went there one time note
one and I go
"i would like a large coffee extra cream extra sugar"
and there all like "do you mean grande?"
and to my self i was thinking "did they say gandie or grand E"
what the heck is a grande i want a
large not some giant letter E alt ho that would be a pretty cool cup and all
and then to have gande would be awesome to except i wouldn't be able to take him out to eat or anything so the dating areas would be limited and why would i want him with
extra cream and extra sugar
ROFL!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:57 am
by Killthesmiley
....
oh no...
noooo
...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i crave frapachinno's like sluts crave validation people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:23 am
by mellie3204
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:29 am
by Kasdeja
Sigh. I've been telling people that Starbucks is evil all along. NOW maybe people will see that I am, indeed, always right.
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:08 am
by longlostposter
The fact that the mods have moved this thread is irrefutable evidence of their allegiance to the Starbucks/Freemasons/biohazard conspiracy. We have all been duped into believing that this forum is for supporters of BDJ, when, in fact, it is a treacherous facade.
The owners of this forum and their Moderite minions are behind the decorative latte enslavement of our trio. I am horrified that I so unwittingly participated in this brazen attempt to trap our heroes in dead-end, minimum wage jobs.
One question, Moderites. Were you seduced to the dark, no-cream side, or were you involved in this insidious plot to deprive the world of it's caffeine from the very start?
I beg of you to seek redemption now, for the sake of us all.
