Lonelygirl15

Seriously admit something.
It's fun. :}

I uh..
Lemme think.

OH!
I once ate cat food.
I earned 50$... >_>

Man, I ate cat food when I was really little for free. I got swindled.

i'm in a silly mood...

so I'm ok with this.

When I was in the 12th grade, I stole the music teacher's rum in his mini fridge in his office (yup thats how the teachers rolled at our high school) and when we were caught getting drunk, drinking his rum, he sat down with us, whipped out 2 more bottles and got loaded with us...

good times good times.

I think that when people puke (not if they're really sick...more like when they're drunk), it's the funniest thing ever and I sometimes go into fits of uncontrollable laughter.

I think black olves taste like blood kind of..and I like it.

My initials spell a swear word.

ooohhh...another one

I was so hopped up on drugs i nthe hospital while ahving my daughter Lisa-Marie, I gave he the initials LMNOP on purpose...

lol

7Harry7Potter7 wrote:My initials spell a swear word.

Is your name Ann-Sue Swanson?

i teach at an elementary school in france and we keep wine in the teachers lounge in case we ever need a nip during the day. i used to work with kids on a cruise ship and i went to work drunk alllll the time.

ok something not with alcohol. um. the other day in my class in english one of the kids said "i liiiike very much go to ze bitch" and it made me laugh so hard. he meant going to the beach.

Ok, !

When I was in grade school we had to keep journals. At one point, I was recording how I had gone out to a Chinese restaurant with my parents and they had those zodiac placemats where they describe each animal and whatnot. The next line states very simply: "I am a cock." Just writing this makes me giggle. It's probably my favourite piece of being a kid memorabilia that I have.

Mirage wrote:Ok, !

When I was in grade school we had to keep journals. At one point, I was recording how I had gone out to a Chinese restaurant with my parents and they had those zodiac placemats where they describe each animal and whatnot. The next line states very simply: "I am a cock." Just writing this makes me giggle. It's probably my favourite piece of being a kid memorabilia that I have.

even in grade school our mirage was queen of perv.

They had to be graded by our teacher so God only knows what she thought.

hmmm...I'm trying to think of one silly thing, but pretty much my whole life is one long running joke

fsk282 wrote:i teach at an elementary school in france and we keep wine in the teachers lounge in case we ever need a nip during the day. i used to work with kids on a cruise ship and i went to work drunk alllll the time.

ok something not with alcohol. um. the other day in my class in english one of the kids said "i liiiike very much go to ze bitch" and it made me laugh so hard. he meant going to the beach.

Haha, that makes me think of when my mother is stressed and says "It's such a hassle!" Well, with the French accent it's "It's such a a*****e!"

One time my friend and I were walking down a very crowded street, and she said (extremely loudly) "I'm having all these sudden urges that I know I shouldn't have!" I'm pretty sure she wasn't trying to imply what everyone thought she was, but it was still pretty funny.

PolkadotConfederation wrote:One time my friend and I were walking down a very crowded street, and she said (extremely loudly) "I'm having all these sudden urges that I know I shouldn't have!" I'm pretty sure she wasn't trying to imply what everyone thought she was, but it was still pretty funny.

LOL!! That is funny.