Lonelygirl15

Since we got on the topic in the other thread I made this one.

I had a guy who I swear was trying to swallow the lower portion of my face...and he had stubble...so I ended up with wet face that also had stubble burn.

Also, it sucks when they lick your teeth. Gross.

Eww.. I agree.. licking of the teeth is ick.

I had a guy pretty much try and devour my face one time. I was like, um its not that hard to at least try and stay in the general location of MY MOUTH. It was gross.

Then one other guy had gum in his mouth that made its way into mine.. EWWW. I dont mind a little candy being transferred, but gum? To me thats just nasty.

I remember this girl in high school telling us about her worst kiss. She didnt take her retainer out, and the guy stopped kissing her and said " the roof of your mouth is really low, but really smooth!" LOL..

Luckily, the hubby is a delightful kisser. He's got great full lips that I adore.

ok try this one out for size...

My second experience in sex was also my worst...worst everything!!!
Worst lay...worst kiss...worst song(s)

This guy had the ability to do absolutely EVERYTHING wrong. I didn't think that was possible.

Remember that Sex in the City episode where charlotte dated that really bad kisser. Where he licked her face, opened his mouth to engulf half of her face...
yea that was him.

Now to make it worse, imagine that, if you will women, that horrid kissing technique while he's fumbling around down there. Not knowing what he's doing. Not knowing where to put it...i don't even think he'd even seen one before that....cuz holy jeez...there was painful, there was pinching, too much poking in all the wrong places...augh. Plus on a bathroom floor with your head being proped up by the showers and your feet on the sink and toilet. Got to love those party quickies:roll: .

So bad kissing+ plus bad sex+ small bathroom = worst kiss/experience ever.

I had a similar bad experience during a party on the bathroom floor. Makes me think at my next party I should make sure my floor is clean...OR...be evil and sprinkle baby powder on it, hahaha.

I think, in general, people who are too drooly..or their tongue is too small are the worst. I can't remember any particular instance where the kiss was worse than the rest of the bad ones...but I did get really drunk one night in Chicago and went home with some random guy who wanted to brush my teeth. I should say that I actually asked him if I could brush my teeth because I had been drinking and smoking all night...then the whole thing with him brushing them for me happened. I still don't get it. I let him do it...but..yeah...not hot. I don't know.

ugh stubble burn....that's the worst.....haha kas that was a great story. beautifully told.

i'd go for the baby powder on the floor btw

Mine involves a cat, a party and popcorn.
it wasn't pretty.

Melisa wrote:Mine involves a cat, a party and popcorn.
it wasn't pretty.

A Preist, a Rabi and Melisa walk into a bar...

Aw, man....Sprite burns when it comes out your nose...

hahaha

lol at kellys story.. I loved the details! Bathroom floor FTW!

Okay, one of my worst "sex" stories...

New years eve one year... Went to a party with a guy whom I had been dating for about a week, still getting to know each other blah blah blah... anyways, I Had too many shots.... and ended up puking in the middle of our first time doin the nasty. I guess it was worse for him than me, but I was quite embarrased. I should point out, no vomit got on him or myself, just in a lovely pool on the floor.

His friend was in the same room (yeah yeah) and would never let him live it down... he was like "hey you were that bad you made her barf" buahahaa.. I have to admit that was kinda funny.

So what a great first impression I made huh? I made up for it later.

We ended up being together for 3 1/2 years.

i LOVE this thread so far honestly it is making me laugh a lot. i don't have any really good bad kiss stories, just regular stupid shit i did when i was too drunk. once i was really drunk with my friends in new york and i threw up and wiped it on some random in the subway. and then i passed out in penn station. i probably made out with someone that night and i was the bad kisser. not my finest moment.

*snicker* I have a bad sex story. My BF decided that it would be "hot" (pun intended) if he had one of those Breath Savers strips (you know the ones like a little sheet of acid that melt on your tongue) while he was, you know....well needless to say, it was more than hot, it BURNED. It was all good and fun until I started, ahem, tingling. And then it grew worse and worse until I jumped up, ran into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and began splashing myself with water, all the time freaking out that my junk was gonna fall off or something. He, of course, laughed his butt off.