Lonelygirl15

If Daniel and Jonas went to fistacuffs, who do you think would win, and why?

I say Daniel, because he outweighs Jonas by a lot, and he's the more manly man of the two.

Plus, I think Jonas is a psuedoboxer.

Jonas is a liar; Jonas tells lies.

I think Jonas would win, but only if Jonas was super-pissed.

What?! JONAS, of course! Have you seen his guns? The boy is ripped and Dbeast, although very charming -- seems to be more rogue/thief than you're average fighter.

Who knows -- I wonder what the boys would/could fight about? Can Jonas be shirtless? Please?!

~kalika

the boys would fight about db and alex. jonas would so win!

Sorry, llp, I'm going to have to go with Jonas on this one. We've already seen that the Beast, despite his terrifying nickname, has an almost laughable level of self-defense skills.

Even something as simple as not getting into a white "Chester the Molester" van seems a bit too much for our little Danny, much less him trying to fight his way out of any situation. I'm pretty sure that Bree could kick Daniel's ass (she's scrappy*).

Jonas, on the other hand, has demonstrated that while occasionally overly naive and trusting at times (stolen cars, credit cards, aunts...what's next?), he's also got some street smarts. Maybe he's only a pseudoboxer, but I bet he's got some nice moves. I bet Jonas fights dirty, especially when he's angry.


I agree with the others that JonasTKO would only win if pissed. Otherwise he would be too good-natured about it and would let Beast win to make him feel good about himself.




*Anybody remember Scrappy-doo from the Scooby Doo cartoons? Worst addition to a cartoon ever. I think Bree and Scrappy have a lot to talk about.

sparrow wrote:Sorry, llp, I'm going to have to go with Jonas on this one. We've already seen that the Beast, despite his terrifying nickname, has an almost laughable level of self-defense skills.

How so, sparrow? In "What the Hell", the Watcher made Jonas look like a girl. Also, when have we ever seen Daniel's self-defense skills?

sparrow wrote:Even something as simple as not getting into a white "Chester the Molester" van seems a bit too much for our little Danny, much less him trying to fight his way out of any situation.

hahahahaha

that made my afternoon, thanks

dang. they should definitely have a video with db and jonas getting in a fist fight and bree filming instead of stopping it

Personally...I think Jonas would win. Well, now that I think about it...Beast could probably hold his own, but Jonas would eventually win. Yeah. I mean, that boy has muscle power. Plus, you know, he likes boxing.

Have you ever seen a real fight? I mean the kind that boys of 15 to 19 get into? You'd fotfl yourself silly. It takes 'em about 16 seconds to go from macho to girlie. They end up hugging each others heads and grunting.

They'll get further in life avoiding fights. Be a lover, not a fighter. It hurts less and hurts good.

Methuselah Mincartaugh

mincartaugh wrote:Methuselah Mincartaugh

Aw, come on, Min, I'm sure you're not that old.

Head on down to "Get To Know Each Other" and look at the "How Old Is Everyone?" thread. I'm sure you'll see that you're far less doddering than you think.