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my breasts

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:55 am
by smurfswim
My breasts are kind of sagging. What should I do?

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:55 am
by angie78gg
Implants? That would perk 'em right up lol

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:28 am
by ApotheosisAZ
This very important concern can only be addressed by the fully qualified folks in the Off The Cuff section. As I have notified the concerned parties by PM, they will anxiously await the debate there.

Good luck!

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:31 am
by stuart2004
have you breasts sucked that should take care of your problem...and if not hell you will enjoy it so it wont really matter

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:57 am
by AutoPilate
This is the worst thread about breasts I've ever read... and I've even been on a mastectomy forum.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:24 am
by Kasdeja
Wear a bra?

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:52 am
by betz28
stuart2004 wrote:have you breasts sucked that should take care of your problem...and if not hell you will enjoy it so it wont really matter

k, i just died laughing when i read this hahhahahahha!

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:47 am
by Ziola
Kasdeja wrote:Wear a bra?
I second that.

Or put em back in place with duct tape and an ace bandage.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:54 am
by itsreallyreal
Ziola wrote:
Kasdeja wrote:Wear a bra?
I second that.

Or put em back in place with duct tape and an ace bandage.
:lol:

Maybe staples would work best? :P

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:59 am
by betz28
Image

this should work for ya....

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:41 am
by Scrawnyfish
push up bra.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:44 am
by AutoPilate
Japanese rope bondage FTW!

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:17 pm
by nobackspacebutton
:shock: what an awkward thread.


lol.



I agree with all the below:
Kasdeja wrote:Wear a bra?
;)
stuart2004 wrote:have you breasts sucked that should take care of your problem...and if not hell you will enjoy it so it wont really matter
Image


AND
AP wrote:This is the worst thread about breasts I've ever read...

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:20 pm
by Kasdeja
I always preferred to use surgical tape instead of duct tape when my outfit wouldn't afford a bra.

Geesh, how old are you to worry about sagginess on here? I mean, I'm 29 and rather well endowed...you don't hear me complaining about sagging.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:41 pm
by AutoPilate
That's because you possess those two perfectly contoured boobly things.