Lonelygirl15

You're standing in front of a big shiny vending machine. Turns out you can insert ANYTHING and get ANYTHING in return. Here's how it works:

Me: *inserts $2 bill*

Next person: You get an old piece of cheese!
*inserts 30 pieces of silver*

Next person: You get a weathered picture of Abe Lincoln.
*inserts $50*

etc etc.. I'll start.

*inserts counterfeit $20 bill*

You get Jonas.

*inserts a faked copy of the Mona lisa*

You get a "Get out of jail free" card.

*inserts Visa card*

You get a dead racoon.

*inserts dirty underwear*

You get an automated lecture from Mom-bot.

*inserts schilling*

You get a piping hot cup of tea.

*Inserts a bar of gold*

You get a Vote for Pedro T-Shirt.

*inserts two pounds*

You hear a rousing rendition of "O Canada!"

*inserts $10,000,000,000,000,000,000*

You get a pound cake.

*Inserts thumb*

Sorry, the machine ate your thumb.

*inserts nametag*

You get a cheesecake.

*inserts P.Monkey*

You get rabies.

*inserts picture of Aleister Crowley*

eww I don't want rabies.

You get a blue marker.

*inserts rabies back in*

You get an idea.

*inserts laptop*

You get Malaria

*inserts other thumb*

maybe it will work this time!