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SNL Celebrity Jeopardy
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:57 am
by Killthesmiley
OK because I've been spouting off random snl jeopary skit lines from on specific skit...i figured i'd make athread so we can spout off lines and bounce them back and forth between each other....
just for kicks and giggles
alex: this condiment is made from mustand seeds
*bleep*
alex: french stewart
French: the answer of course is onions
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:00 am
by Mirage
"Turd Ferguson"
What more needs to be said?
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:02 am
by AutoPilate
Damn you and your Daily Doubles, you brigand!
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:02 am
by Mirage
"The rapists"
"That's therapists"
Christ, this is one of my all time favourite skits.
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:05 am
by Killthesmiley
alex: Marlin, pick your catagory
Marlin Brando: uhh....fishing for 100
alex:....theres no fishing on the board.
Marlin : Uh... i like fishing
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:07 am
by AutoPilate
Alex: And the answer is, "You usually drink water out of one of these." buzz Sean Connery.
Sean: A leather glove.
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:07 am
by Killthesmiley
alex: remember, the catagory is famous "Roberts". Famous "roberts" in the Kennedy Family.
Burt: Robert Blake
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:08 am
by Killthesmiley
alex: is your birthday on december 25th Mr Renyolds?
Burt: No July 7th
alex: actually i have your bio here, It's February 11th
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:11 am
by Killthesmiley
alex: This play by william shakespear is about a merchant who lives in venice
burt: Yea it was footloose
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:12 am
by AutoPilate
Sean: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:15 am
by Killthesmiley
HAHAHA I forgot about that one pilot!!!
ALex: Its been a hard days night i should be sleep like a "this"
*bleep*
Burt: Yea a Chinese whore
alex: no
*bleep*
alex: Jon Travolta
John: Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog.
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:23 am
by Mirage
"Name this continent"
"AAAASSSIA"
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:14 pm
by Kanazaka
Alex: "Miso ... yes, that is a kind of soup .. now how much did you wager? Horny. Miso Horny." Probably not an exact quote, but that was still hilarious
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And I forget what preceded this but:
Alex: "I don't get it"
Sean: "Oh, I think you do, Trebek."
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:19 pm
by iamcool
we dont get that here
it sounds funny though
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:23 pm
by Killthesmiley
you don't get saturday night live??????????? poor Josh