Lonelygirl15

I don't know what to do...

You know how girls go retarded (cognitively impaired) over Jonas? I never understood before, but I think I can kind of relate since I now have this insatiable, raging crush on "Brother"!


His buffoonery was cute before, and I kind of digged on his musick taste (although I'd like to toughen his emo up with a little Tool here and there).....

but now, now after Gemma Part V -- I just can't stop getting all stupid-eyed whenever I think about him aiming that weapon at Gemma's cold little black heart and pushing the Any Key.....

i can hardly contain myself!!

What do I do? How do I stop this insanity?! Is there hope for me? Please, gods, don't tell Tachyon, I could never live it down.

help!
~kalika

...

Isn't anyone going to help her?!

No.

Be well -- for your own sake. (Goodness knows we can't save you.)

so is it truly hopeless? i thought you of all people would know if there was some sort of process or step program....

or if i was really just doomed?

~kalika

Your doomed.

Do you work for AOL or something?

I'm telling Tachyon.

Sleep with your eyes open.

are you underage?
if so, i think SparkleBot maybe able to help you with your little problem

horcruxes wrote:are you underage?
if so, i think SparkleBot maybe able to help you with your little problem

hey hor, i'm the only jailbait 'round these parts.
deal with it.

horcruxes wrote:are you underage?
if so, i think SparkleBot maybe able to help you with your little problem

Not underage I'm afraid. Does "Brother" only go for jailbait?

*sighs* i start to feel like I know what's going on in this part of the Forum, but I've never managed to wrap my mind around SparkleBot and her(?) purpose in all this....

other than being....a BOT...

who *sparkles*?

his!
get it right missy!

Jonas is easy on the eyes. Personality-wise though, he's an absolute [censored].

As for your crush on Brother, look at what happened to his ex. I dont' think it will end prettily.

Kalika, I hear that getting a large weapon, sighting through the scopes, and squeezing the trigger works pretty well to get over unwanted crushes. Failing that, blowing up a building seems to do the trick as well. I'm sure if you ask Tachyon or OpA, they'll have some other helpful hints.