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Fired as Owens Helper
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:35 pm
by GoodGollyItsHolly
After all those nights I got him ready for bed in his special two button bum jammies, he has fired me and moved on to new helpers.
*bawls*
Re: Fired as Owens Helper
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:52 pm
by Broken Kid
GoodGollyItsHolly wrote:After all those nights I got him ready for bed in his special two button bum jammies, he has fired me and moved on to new helpers.
*bawls*
I guess you don't love Owen enough, Holly!
Too bad you're not a permanent Owen's Helper like me!
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:53 pm
by GoodGollyItsHolly
*gasp* SHOW OFF
My heart is broken and all you do is rub it in!
*bawls more*
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:13 pm
by Beckers
I wasn't hired by anyone...
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:16 pm
by GoodGollyItsHolly
While BK is recruiting more helpers for owen, might i remind you all that i cared for him deeply. I even got him calming essential oils to relax him when he goes in his shell... and the thanks i get?! Fired... *bawls again*
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:20 pm
by Flautapantera
Aww, JollyHolls. BK is cruel, isn't he? How he enjoys prancing about flaunting that coveted Owen's Helper title!
But we can still support Owen, Holly! We don't need silly titles to prove our turtle devotion! Although it does help, it seems.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:26 pm
by GoodGollyItsHolly
Pishaw... you wouldnt be saying that if you were stuck with wanker pmonkey for another billion posts... *stomps around*
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:28 am
by Broken Kid
GoodGollyItsHolly wrote:Pishaw... you wouldnt be saying that if you were stuck with wanker pmonkey for another billion posts... *stomps around*
It's not my fault you kept posting!
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:09 am
by nobackspacebutton
fired?
Damn I was promoted.
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:47 pm
by Cuddlebunni
Yay... I just got promoted as well. Yay me.
Im going to enjoy my tiime as his helper.. because like others have warned, it doesnt last long enough
*dances around as Owens Helper
Owen, would you like a snack? Or perhaps, would you like me to draw a bath for you?
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:14 pm
by Broken Kid
meh
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:20 pm
by platypusrex256
whats so suspicious about me, holly? im a good person. not some creep who hides in the bushes!
Re: meh
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:26 am
by nobackspacebutton
platypusrex256 wrote:whats so suspicious about me, holly? im a good person. not some creep who hides in the bushes!
pssssssst
Your profile pic is too big =P
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:43 pm
by Cuddlebunni
I was fired today.
*tear
Ill miss you Owen.
I already know Pmonkey is gonna have me being his/her lil bitch
