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Lucy, Gemma's in trouble
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:07 pm
by ApotheosisAZ
You need to get her out of the hotel, pronto! Tachyon is onto her location, and has dispatched Brother/10033.
Hey, are you single? These other girls are too young for a middle-aged guy like myself. You look great in black, too!
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:16 pm
by MrsCop
Hey, the hotel is f i n e. REALLY.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:13 pm
by ApotheosisAZ
Lucy the hotel isn't safe. I'm serious! You gotta do something, because they got the security cameras wired and everything!
I know this is a lot to deal with, but while I'm talking to you, I really think you should consider going out with me. Unless you're already married. I mean, like, married, not separated. If your separated I would go out with you.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:30 pm
by MrsCop
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:35 pm
by ApotheosisAZ
Ignore Mrs. Cop, Lucy, she's not laughing at you. She just finds it humorous that you aren't protecting Gemma better.
They have 32 out of 32 hotel cameras! Tachyon has infiltrated the hotel! They are gonna pull the fire alarm and nab Gemma when she tries to leave!
Anyway, I hope you can do something about it. Did I mention that I'm single? I didn't want you to think "Great, another married guy hitting on me." I'm not married.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:37 pm
by MrsCop
Oh, I may have been laughing at you, Lucy. I may have been laughing at all the paranoia floating around. The Hotel is very safe, please don't start throwing toiletries out the window!
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:44 pm
by ApotheosisAZ
Yes! Throw them all out to me!!!!
Lucy, this is serious! I think the hotel amenities may be bugged! Call Gemma and have her throw all the unbreakable stuff out to me and I will check them.
Also, I know some really great places we could hook up in Vegas. They do real quickie marriages there. I know it probably sounds kind of sudden, but just think about it.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:49 pm
by MrsCop
*wipes eyes* ok ok seriously. It sounds like he's going to be waiting for you both, outside, thrown toiletries in hand, waiting to pounce! DO NOT leave the hotel!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:58 pm
by GoodGollyItsHolly
Im sure the hotel is safe. No worries
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:29 pm
by ApotheosisAZ
Snap, Lucy, look who's here! Quick! Summon up a helicopter or something and get Gemma out of there!
Hang on... I thought I heard a fire alarm go off there a second ago, but it was just a car alarm from a really big black Lincoln that just pulled up.
Anyway, the timer is running Lucy! The stuff is not coming out of the window yet! I used to be married, but I'm divorced now. I think I am, anyway. You never know for sure with the quickie ones they do in Vegas.
Pardon the pun, Luce, but who will we get to perform the ceremony? Those deacons kinda creep me out. It doesn't have to be one of them, does it?
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:56 pm
by Sister
I have a feeling she's already been informed.
Pyromaniacs can be so unrational.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:58 pm
by lonelyelendi
Sister wrote:I have a feeling she's already been informed.
Pyromaniacs can be so unrational.
How true!
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:08 am
by ApotheosisAZ
OMG Luce! Their talking about burning it down! Call Gemma quick and get her out of there!
Oh, you don't mind me calling you "Luce," do you? I just feel we have grown so close in this short time. I'll just assume it's ok until I hear otherwise.
Anyway, Luce, it's all cool for the Vegas trip. I got everything all set.
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:09 am
by 04SSHD
MrsCop wrote:Hey, the hotel is f i n e. REALLY.
you know what FINE stands for don't you?
Freaked out
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:09 am
by lonelyelendi
Hehehe.... Sister>Lucy+Gemma any day!
