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Owen is Missing!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:34 am
by Broken Kid
In the latest video, "Daniel be Careful," there's one noticeable absense: Owen is nowhere to be found! Note that you can see him on the bed (or elsewhere) in pretty much every single video that takes place in Bree's room. But where is he now?
I posted a theory in the video section that he knows too much about the religion (after all, he was telling Bree about Denderah, and we know he helped her learn Enochian). The group came in when Bree was in the bathroom and stole Owen! Now it's up to Bree and Daniel to save Owen from Lucy!
Now the real story begins!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:31 am
by Jesus
Maybe he went for a swim or maybe shes holding him for comfort or he's on that thing she put up..the one that looked like thor was flying on a hang glider or sumfin..maybe it was his turn to get on the hang glider..or he got dirty n she decided to wash him cos hes bree's fav doll so any dirt on it gets washed straight away
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:18 pm
by rachelalexis
Ssssssh, I think BK might shed a tear or two if he envisions Owen in the dryer.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:21 pm
by Broken Kid
rachelalexis wrote:Ssssssh, I think BK might shed a tear or two if he envisions Owen in the dryer.
No one wants him to shrink! Or lose his cuddly goodness! But I'm afraid more nefarious plottings are afoot! I'm off to investigate!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:51 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
Broken Kid wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Ssssssh, I think BK might shed a tear or two if he envisions Owen in the dryer.
No one wants him to shrink! Or lose his cuddly goodness! But I'm afraid more nefarious plottings are afoot! I'm off to investigate!
It's part of the ARG. We'll soon be receiving cryptic messages from the Creators:
owen is sleeping
owen survived the triassic
owen is working
owen makes soup
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:52 pm
by rachelalexis
Oh lord, I think I just ruptured my spleen laughing. And I don't even know where my spleen IS!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:57 pm
by Broken Kid
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:It's part of the ARG. We'll soon be receiving cryptic messages from the Creators:
owen is sleeping
owen survived the triassic
owen is working
owen makes soup
Ha! I like the 2nd one especially!
For a long time, my sig was oweniswatching. That was before there were half a billion "breeiswatching" "frankiswaking" "cassieispooping" spin-offs out there. I wanted to make a cassie-like oweniswatching video, but I don't have the equipment or know-how.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:04 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
Broken Kid wrote:Sheikh Gomelez wrote:It's part of the ARG. We'll soon be receiving cryptic messages from the Creators:
owen is sleeping
owen survived the triassic
owen is working
owen makes soup
Ha! I like the 2nd one especially!
For a long time, my sig was oweniswatching. That was before there were half a billion "breeiswatching" "frankiswaking" "cassieispooping" spin-offs out there. I wanted to make a cassie-like oweniswatching video, but I don't have the equipment or know-how.
I noticed the sig back then. I kept hoping for creepy videos with backmasked vocals and disturbing subliminal images, possibly stills, of captive breeding on turtle farms... Leonard Cohen singing, "Stick another turtle on the fire/ Guys like me are mad for turtle meat ..."
Then a whispered (and vaguely reptilian) "Come and get it."
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:26 pm
by rachelalexis
What constitutes a vaguely reptilian whisper?!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:34 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
rachelalexis wrote:What constitutes a vaguely reptilian whisper?!
Some hissing, the sound of serrated ridges cutting into a carrot... and softly-spoken words at the same time.
Lots of sibilant consonants.
Somehow, I imagine Owen sounds like that.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:27 pm
by Flautapantera
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:rachelalexis wrote:What constitutes a vaguely reptilian whisper?!
Some hissing, the sound of serrated ridges cutting into a carrot... and softly-spoken words at the same time.
Lots of sibilant consonants.
Somehow, I imagine Owen sounds like that.
Oh wow. That's hot.
Jesus wrote:Maybe he went for a swim or maybe shes holding him for comfort or he's on that thing she put up..the one that looked like thor was flying on a hang glider or sumfin..maybe it was his turn to get on the hang glider..or he got dirty n she decided to wash him cos hes bree's fav doll so any dirt on it gets washed straight away
"He got dirty"?
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:42 pm
by Broken Kid
Flautapantera wrote:"He got dirty"?
Wow...we've corrupted you so bad you're even finding things to take wrong on the Owen threads! yay!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:12 pm
by Flautapantera
Broken Kid wrote:Flautapantera wrote:"He got dirty"?
Wow...we've corrupted you so bad you're even finding things to take wrong on the Owen threads! yay!
I'm going to borrow this one from Rae:
ROWR.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:05 pm
by rachelalexis
Flautapantera wrote:Broken Kid wrote:Flautapantera wrote:"He got dirty"?
Wow...we've corrupted you so bad you're even finding things to take wrong on the Owen threads! yay!
I'm going to borrow this one from Rae:
ROWR.
Ahem. The correct pronunciation is RAWR
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:12 am
by Flautapantera
rachelalexis wrote:Flautapantera wrote:Broken Kid wrote:
Wow...we've corrupted you so bad you're even finding things to take wrong on the Owen threads! yay!
I'm going to borrow this one from Rae:
ROWR.
Ahem. The correct pronunciation is RAWR
Sorry. It's the accent, er, lack thereof.