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touching leads to sex

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:49 pm
by platypusrex256
daniel beast,

please dont get mad at jonas. he's just trying to help. you said yourself that you guys need to figure out how to make her trait negative and wouldn't you know? if bree lost her virginity, i'm sure the order would get over her quicker than you did.

my reccomendation to you is to grab sarah and start making out with her while jonas is off making it with bree. and make sure to post lots and lots of public makeout videos on youtube, revver, myspace and facebook and everywhere. that way everybody knows that you're just a couple of horney teenagers and the order will stay clear forever. trust me, religious groups tend to shy away from horney teens.

on a serious note though. jonas has just as much reason to pissed at you for mackin on sarah (who if you havn't noticed, is a total manipulative bitch) while bree is recovering from her encounter.

to tell the truth, i wouldn't trust bree any more than i would trust sarah. they're both being somewhat manipulative. i wouldn't be surprised if bree is just kissing on jonas in order to trick him into doing something he wouldn't otherwise do.

keep on your toes. sleep with one eye open. and dont close your eyes when you kiss sarah.

love, platypus

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:54 pm
by sack36
Platypus, you are incorrigible.

Re: touching leads to sex

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:55 pm
by Lurker
platypusrex256 wrote:... sarah (who if you havn't noticed, is a total manipulative bitch) ...
Daniel, it's understandable why you haven't noticed this. It's for the same reason you haven't noticed that giant glacier sliding through the forest behind the place you're staying in.

Hint: It's not there.


Anyway, the platypus makes a good suggestion in not getting pissed off at Jonas. There's really no reason to in the first place (he thinks she loves him), but aside from that, you don't know if Bree's not actually using him in the first place. She does kind of have a history of it, you know, and that was when she wasn't brainwashed shortly before.

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:58 pm
by platypusrex256
sack36 wrote:Platypus, you are incorrigible.
;-p

but think about it. do you really think bree allowed herself to be brainwashed? i bet its just an act. but when why would she want to trick her friends?

i'm no expert on brainwashing but i believe you can't brainwash someone who doesn't let you brainwash them. nor does it work if the subject is aware of your brainwashing tricks.

the drugs might help but only if they were strong psychoactive drugs.

Re: touching leads to sex

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:01 pm
by LesterG
Lurker wrote:
platypusrex256 wrote:... sarah (who if you havn't noticed, is a total manipulative bitch) ...
Daniel, it's understandable why you haven't noticed this. It's for the same reason you hasn't noticed that giant glacier sliding through the forest behind the place you're staying in.

Hint: It's not there.
why don't you show them the better side of Sarah when you get the chance Daniel? So we can get all these Sarah-haters to shut up :lol:

Re: touching leads to sex

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:24 pm
by onsweetavenue
Lurker wrote:
Anyway, the platypus makes a good suggestion in not getting pissed off at Jonas.
Although there may be reason to be hurt. She has kissed daniel a few times, but from what both sides said it was never a make out session. And I think most of us assumed she was just sexually stunted or something.

I'd say regardless of whether or not daniel cares about her that way anymore there's still reason to be uncomfortable about the whole thing. Like Lurker, I think she's using Jonas in some way. Or maybe just kissing him because he's bored.

Everyone's all worried about Bree being taken advantage of by Jonas and I'm more worired about Bree taking advantage of him.

But I'd move on, if I were you, Daniel, and realize that you have a girl much better than Bree right with you - she's way more fun, less whiney, helpful, caring and most importantly she has a soul.

;)

in all seriousness, Sara is way better for Daniel and I think he knows it at this point.

Re: touching leads to sex

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:26 pm
by LesterG
onsweetavenue wrote:
Lurker wrote:
Anyway, the platypus makes a good suggestion in not getting pissed off at Jonas.
Although there may be reason to be hurt. She has kissed daniel a few times, but from what both sides said it was never a make out session. And I think most of us assumed she was just sexually stunted or something.

I'd say regardless of whether or not daniel cares about her that way anymore there's still reason to be uncomfortable about the whole thing. Like Lurker, I think she's using Jonas in some way. Or maybe just kissing him because he's bored.

Everyone's all worried about Bree being taken advantage of by Jonas and I'm more worired about Bree taking advantage of him.

But I'd move on, if I were you, Daniel, and realize that you have a girl much better than Bree right with you - she's way more fun, less whiney, helpful, caring and most importantly she has a soul.

;)

in all seriousness, Sara is way better for Daniel and I think he knows it at this point.
well put :D

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:41 pm
by onsweetavenue
Oh
and talking leads to touching
and touching leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left

And it's bad news....baby it's bad news.

:)

Re: touching leads to sex

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:05 pm
by Lurker
onsweetavenue wrote:But I'd move on, if I were you, Daniel, and realize that you have a girl much better than Bree right with you - she's way more fun, less whiney, helpful, caring and most importantly she has a soul.

;)
I love you.

Re: touching leads to sex

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:05 pm
by onsweetavenue
Lurker wrote:
onsweetavenue wrote:But I'd move on, if I were you, Daniel, and realize that you have a girl much better than Bree right with you - she's way more fun, less whiney, helpful, caring and most importantly she has a soul.

;)
I love you.
right back at ya :)

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:24 pm
by platypusrex256
onsweetavenue wrote:Oh
and talking leads to touching
and touching leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left

And it's bad news....baby it's bad news.

:)
hey thanks for noticing the connection! =)

to everybody else... its not that i hate sarah. its just that shes a bit manipulative. she says a lot of things in jest and half the time you don't know if shes serious or just trying to get a reaction. you can't really get too attatched to these types of people because they'll make you do crazy things in the name of love.

thats all. i'm no sarah hater. i'm just not going to lick her butt either ;-p

Re: touching leads to sex

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:10 pm
by HeartofSorrow
Lurker wrote:you don't know if Bree's not actually using him in the first place. She does kind of have a history of it, you know, and that was when she wasn't brainwashed shortly before.

Lurker, ouch. Could you have said that a little nicer instead of making it sound like Bree was being a complete (insert something that rhymns with witch).

But anyway Jonas should know better since is now breaking the very law he warned Daniel about breaking when DB was drooling all over Alex.

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:52 pm
by angie_pants
onsweetavenue wrote:Oh
and talking leads to touching
and touching leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left

And it's bad news....baby it's bad news.

:)
such a good song! and it goes mighty well with the whole situation too.

Re: touching leads to sex

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:54 am
by platypusrex256
HeartofSorrow wrote:
Lurker wrote:you don't know if Bree's not actually using him in the first place. She does kind of have a history of it, you know, and that was when she wasn't brainwashed shortly before.

Lurker, ouch. Could you have said that a little nicer instead of making it sound like Bree was being a complete (insert something that rhymns with witch).

But anyway Jonas should know better since is now breaking the very law he warned Daniel about breaking when DB was drooling all over Alex.
oh did you see the last video? look at you-know-who was so brilliant to call it and you-know-who who said i was crazy for thinking that way! =D

...srry im drunk so that might sound a bit more rude than i mean it. lala

Re: touching leads to sex

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:39 am
by Particular
Lurker wrote: Daniel, it's understandable why you haven't noticed this. It's for the same reason you haven't noticed that giant glacier sliding through the forest behind the place you're staying in.

Hint: It's not there.
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Lurker, you rock my socks! :D